MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 2: AIRBHG VS. CAPTAIN AMERICA HERKY
by Patrick Vint on Mar 22, 2011 1:00 PM CDT
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PrintTHE #1 SEED: ANGRY IOWA RUNNING BACK HATING GOD
Round 1: Defeated rhabdo 521-63
THE #5 SEED: CAPTAIN AMERICA HERKY
First Round: Defeated Matt Gatens Legacy by Montreal Screwjob.
RISE AND SHINE WHAT DAY IS IT? OH RIGHT IT'S TAKE OUT SOME IOWA RUNNING BACKS DAYALSO KNOWN AS TUESDAY OH LOOK A PRESS CONFERENCE
In Iowa City, Kirk Ferentz takes questions before the open of spring practice.
A bearded man stands in the back next to Captain America Herky.
Yes, Jon, I suppose I agree that I'm really awesome. Next question.
I have a follow-up question, Coach Awesome. Are you the coolest coach in the world? I...I don't know, Jon. I don't even use Twitter or anything. Does anyone have a serious que... I have a follow-up question, Coach Fonzie. Do you know anything about non-compete agreements? OK, any real questions?
Coach, I have a question...
Now, Paki!
/punches number into cell phone
MORE HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET MORE HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR
I'm sorry, Coach. That's mine. I'll be right back. Mas Casa. Como esta? Follow the Pakileaks. Follow the what? Follow the Pakileaks. Twitter dot com slash Pakibomb. /hangs up
bleep bloop bleep
Coach Ferentz, would you care to answer a few rumors about some players on your team? Well, I suppose it depends where you got the rumors, Marc. If they came from those damnable social networks... I have it from a source that Marcus Coker's real name isn't Marcus Coker He's been dismissed from the team. Really? What about the rumor that De'Andre Johnson isn't getting good grades. Academic indigestion. Gone. Rodney Coe likes the NBC sitcom 'Perfect Couples' Player transaction. Exiled to Elba. Mikail McCall eats Hot Pockets Sideshots for every meal Sent to a Soviet gulag Jordan Canzeri is inconsiderate. Gitmo'd Damon Bullock wrote a terrible children's movie Transferred to play basketball for Fred Hoiberg. What about the rumor that Jason White is a walk-on safety? You would think we would know that, but no. Violation of team rules. Turkish prison. We did, it Paki. Wait, what did we do? Just watch. Watch and learn. TIME TO MESS UP SOME RUNNING BA...HEY WAIT A MINUTE Coach, by my count, you're THEY'RE out of OUT OF halfbacks. HALFBACKS BUT WHAT OF MY POWERS WHO WILL I DESTROY I'M IMPOTENT I'M POWERLESS I'M MELTING OH GOD I'M MELTING
Captain America Herky wins by melting his opponent.
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It's....it's perfect
Jon Miller only gets to ask two questions, and then he seemingly disappears. Two questions/episodes/podcasts, seems to be a theme…
Jon Miller should disappear more often
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 22, 2011 2:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
No one will ever write a great book in which the refrain is "Who is Jon Miller?"
We play tackle football, most of the time.
Loved the
non-compete clause line.
Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa
by Not Marv Cook on Mar 22, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I love the ring tone!
AIRBHG losing his power due to no running backs is perfect!
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
But who IS Birk Berentz?
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
by Swarley on Mar 22, 2011 1:07 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm so glad that we're safe from the wrath of AIRBHG
but too bad about that whole “all our running backs are gone” thing.
It is the only way to be rid of that vengeful deity!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 22, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
"Transferred to play basketball for Fred Hoiberg."
Yeah, that’s well played. Send him to the gulag? No…to ISU!
Bravo!
That freaky looking lady with a truckload of makeup on and what appears to be an attempt at a faux hawk in the bottom left corner of the Captain America Herky picture is photoshopped in, right? Right?
Pretty sure that's John Wayne Gacy.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Mar 22, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
It WAS Halloween, fwiw.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
I guess that explains it then. She's just a weirdo.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
the makeup too?
I’d say she spends a fortune on that but she may not be buying the “good stuff”
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 22, 2011 2:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Never knew Divine was an Iowa fan.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Mar 22, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you catch the red eye of the "God" reaching out?
I just did and it made it even better
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Wow, I iddn't even read the Pakitweetsat first.
Those are awesome. Plus, love how the questions weren’t exactly the same as the leaks. Very creati e.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I was wondering what the heck PAKIBOMB's twitter feed was about last night/this morning
Well done. Well done indeed.
This is turning out to be the greatest Marchifornication I've ever witnessed
Granted, it’s only the second, but still—hard to top last year, but you guys are well on your way to achieving that. Bravo!
You understand what this has done
AIRBHG is aware of this mockey of his strength and powers. AIRBHG is outraged at this lack of respect and fear.
Be wary, ye fans of Iowa! This coming year may be the worst one yet on the books for running backs at Iowa.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 22, 2011 1:35 PM CDT reply actions
whoa...spooky timing.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Mar 22, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
There are no more running backs.
I don’t know what you are talking about.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Mar 22, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
now you're diggin where there's taters
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 22, 2011 2:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Hindsight is a bitch
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 22, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Probably my favorite marchifornication post yet.
Although stanzi vs. Franzi was pretty good.
However I think AIRBHG has shown us ability to adapt when things look grim. Let us not forget AILBHG, who made his presence felt last season.
by bornofclay on Mar 22, 2011 1:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
And AIDCHG
Who also really stepped up to the plate. Or should I say rolled up to the plate? Too soon?
I think that turned out to be a blessing in disguise
Since Norm is now half man, half machine.
Link?
by bornofclay on Mar 22, 2011 1:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2010/12/21/1890223/norm-parker-outfitted-with-mechanized-walker
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 22, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Am I the only one terrified by this post?
Sure, it’s Marchifornication and anything is/could be possible. Sure, I’m a pessimist by nature. But am I the only one petrified that this outright blasphemy against AIRBHG is going to bring nothing but pain and suffering to the Hawkeye masses?
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
Pfft.
That’s what they said when I ran my interview with AIRBHG last fall. Nothing bad happened then, right? Right.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Mar 22, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i'm more concerned for stanzi's well-being
because he’s likely to be deceived by paki being in the captain america herky costume.
I think of everything here,
my favorite part is Morehouse’s ring tone. Can someone make him one like that?
by SallyMason on Mar 22, 2011 1:37 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
So
does this mean that AIRBHG will be reincarnated as Apologetic National Championship Bestowing Hawkeye Partying God? I mean, AIRBHG has some bad karma to make up for, seems fair that he comes back to help us out a little.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Mar 22, 2011 1:40 PM CDT reply actions
I think this contest went the wrong way
AIRBHG wouldn’t just melt away. AIRBHG being primarily Angry above all else, would simply get even more pissed off at this ruse, and take his frustrations out on other Hawkeye positions, possibly even become AIMHG and turn Herky into a Thanksgiving dinner.
Tempt AIRBHG at your own risk. For the record, I would have voted for AIRBHG…because my team still has at least one RB.
Next time Mas Casa calls in for a podcast, that ringtone should be the intro music
Sung in typical BHGP falsetto.
by mattbednar on Mar 22, 2011 1:54 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
THIS
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 22, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
AIRBHG was doomed anyway
He would have had to face Stanzi and he wouldn’t have had any power over him. (Have you seen Stanzi’s rushing stats? Not saying, just saying AIRBGH would have had no power)
Also, AIRBHG has TRIED to derail Stanzi (taking away his running backs). That hasn't worked.
You’re right, no power over Ricky.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Yes, and Aaron Rodgers and the rest of GB's RB's better be on lookout next time we have NFL football!
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
I was worried the two times our teams met
After he took out Favre and I realized he was a QB injury producing machine I was worried he would see the #12 on Rodgers’ jersey and rip his foot off if given the chance.
I hadn't even looked that far ahead.
So now we’ve got Stanzi vs Captain America Herky? The patriotism may just cause Marchifornication to implode upon itself.
by The Mexican't on Mar 22, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
The semis are Bloodpunch/Pollard and Stanzi/Pakileaks.
IT’S ON.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Bloodpunch hasn't won yet.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Mar 22, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Ooh shit, I did forget about Dinosaur Racecars.
Well, Dinosaur Racecars/Pollard would also be a killer semi. Mostly because Tony Tyrannostewart would eat Pollard, of course.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Mar 22, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've always been a Terry Labrontesaurus fan, myself.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 22, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or Dale Jarrettdactyl.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 22, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
What, no love for Dale Rapthardt, Jr?
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
by Swarley on Mar 22, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't forget about 5 time DRL champion Jimmie Johnsoraptor.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 22, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Nobody is ever a fan of Jeff Gordoraptor...
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 22, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Davey Allison is so cool they’re gonna name a dinosaur after him.
They may name one after Tim Richmond if NASCAR ever acknowledges Tim Richmond existed at one time.
"Use their guts to lubricate our single leg attacks!" - Lycurgus
by ReadingRambler on Mar 22, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate Nascar, but love dinosaurs. Allosaurus. So, Davey Allosaurus.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Jacobi now has declared jihad on Ross for discounting Dinosaur Racecars
It’s on.
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 22, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Bloodpunch is an administrator. Dinosaur-racecars are athletes (I guess).
Perhaps Bloodpunch is the man behind DRC?
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
I'm doomfucked.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Nah, Ross was just tipping his hand.
Breaking news: Dinosaur Racecars lose to Bloodpunch.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 23, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for tipping your hand Ross
I can’t wait to see how Dinosaur Racecars are eliminated without a vote by the faithful readers. What a joke that will be.
/Rambler’d
God damn, that's the second time I've replied almost identically to someone before scrolling down.
Read ahead, then comment. You’d think I’d learn.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 23, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Love it
Simply amazing.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Mar 22, 2011 2:11 PM CDT reply actions
Oh God are we ever fucked now.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 22, 2011 2:26 PM CDT reply actions
Keep these people away from Silas Redd.
shudder
"Use their guts to lubricate our single leg attacks!" - Lycurgus
Theological proof that (AIRBH)-God is not dead
Although there are no actual RBs for AIRBHG to hate, there are still several potential RBs on the team:
- Blake Haluska
- Trent Mossbrucker
- Markus Zusevics
Until Iowa plays a real football game (and theologians dispute whether the spring game counts as a "real football game"), AIRBHG will be kept at bay; the second Iowa trots out A.J. Derby or Thomas Nardo at halfback, however, that player will become a running back in actuality and thus vulnerable to unimaginable, Job-like suffering that would make Albert Young weep.
There is only one way out: Iowa must permanently switch to a no-running back offense. Some sort of four- or five-wide spread would do the trick. So really this comes down to KOK vs. AIRBHG for the fate of the universe: the KOKerdämmerung.
Hmm...
the KOKerdämmerung
That’s good, but I prefer KOKnarok.
Also: so you’re saying we need to hire Urban Meyer and Dan Mullen to run the offense? ’Cause they won two national titles without a halfback worth a damn.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Wing-T motherfucker
Wingbacks are not runningbacks.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Mar 22, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Haluska
Mossbrucker, Zusevics. C’mon. Those are clearly made up names. You might as well just be throwing letters together or making up words, like Klug or Angerer. They can’t exist
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 22, 2011 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Yesterday I stirred a chordanzi
when i boasted the talents of franzi
over our already accredited stanzi
who is the manzi
that canzi
take out the herky captain ameriikanzi
but not before the beakanzi
attempts to derail our favoratanzi
popular in the kinnickstandzi
having said that
herk’s costume is outstandzi
makes you want to wave the flganzi
and get out the kate smith records
but he cant hold a candle against rickanzi
long live the pellican whore
I don't intend to upset folks with the way I write it just happens,,,
by OhioHawk on Mar 22, 2011 4:16 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
This guy again.
If we have to live with this guy, could he please explore 17 syllable haiku?
We play tackle football, most of the time.
Yeah, I'm with Norse on this one.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Mar 23, 2011 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, since he didn't take an extended vacation from the site
I think you might want to get used to him. We’ve all become pretty used to him and many of us like his comments now.
Gila With It.
OhioHawk forever.
"Use their guts to lubricate our single leg attacks!" - Lycurgus
by ReadingRambler on Mar 23, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I think the answer here was to...
dress Jon Miller up as a RB, and hope that AIRBHG never got bored with him.
As is, I think we’ve just upped Coker’s chances of losing a limb from 85% to 1085%. But, even if he loses a leg or arm, he can still be productive as a college athlete.
Ugh!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
seeing the advantage that Robles had during the NCAA tourney
Tom Brands took it to the next level and just signed this guy to a full ride at 125.
Awesome!!!!!
with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
How that guy would wear a singlet, I have no idea.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 22, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
The dude from 127 hours didn't learn his lesson?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 22, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
The maths tell me
508 hours
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 22, 2011 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
This guy is happier than 75% of BHGP readership
There is something wrong with humans.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 22, 2011 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd be that happy
if I could grow a beard like that
I made my beard shave hers.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Mar 23, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, is he...
a never-nude?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
So Captain Herky has won both his matches by way of outside intervention
Who are the mysterious forces behind his run to the title?
Vince Russo, Paul Heyman, or Vince McMahon
by Wolvie on Mar 22, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Come on
I’m clearly Paul Heyman.
Right?
Right?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Mar 23, 2011 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions
You're rocking a skullet now?
That is… AWESOME.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
NO POLITICS!
And therein lies your answer.
The editors own the means of production.
We in the commentariat can only be happy that they have yet to starve us out.
/looks down at giant gut, realizes I’d probably be the last to die of starvation.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 22, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we also get someone to ask Stanzi
what he would do if he had to be in a deathmatch with Captain America Herky? Maybe Mas Casa will help.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
THIS IS YOUR INTENSITY ALERT!
UNTIL I HEAR DIFFERENTLY, I’M ASSUMING THAT NEXT YEAR’S IOWA VS PENN STATE DUAL MEET WILL BE ON JANUARY 30, 2012. THEREFORE, I AM REMINDING YOU THAT THERE ARE 314 DAYS UNTIL WE TAKE OUR REVENGE ON THOSE NITTANY BASTARDS. IN HONOR OF THAT NUMBER OF DAYS, THE HAWKEYE WRESTLERS AND STAFF WILL BE DOING 314 PLYOMETRIC PUSH UPS, UNTIL EVERYONE COMPLETES THEM, OR UNTIL HALF THE TEAM DIES OF THE RHABDO.
SOMEWHERE, THERE’S A GUY WORKING OUT 16 HOURS A DAY WITH A UNICORN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
SINCE WE BEAT THEM IN OUR DUAL MEET THIS YEAR,
I DON’T THINK THAT THE DUAL MEET CAN BE CONSIDERED REVENGE. WE STILL HAVE THE DUAL MEET UNBEATEN STREAK INTACT AND UNTIL BIG TEN’S AND NATIONALS NEXT YEAR OUR MEETINGS CAN’T REALLY BE CONSIDERED REVENGE ENCOUNTERS!!!
by PackerHawk on Mar 23, 2011 8:09 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Thanks.
"Use their guts to lubricate our single leg attacks!" - Lycurgus
by ReadingRambler on Mar 23, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I would gladly surrender the dual meet streak for a 4-peat
c’mon, so we won the dual. You got the Big Ten and National Tournament titles. Two out of three ain’t bad.
I probably would, too...
But they have a chance next year to make history with the dual meet streak. That’s pretty awesome and it’s only possible because they kept it alive this year. I know the first lines on Brands’ resume will always be about national and Big Ten titles — but this will be up there. It’s a longer streak than Gable ever pulled off, and it’s no mean feat for a coach to do something that Gable didn’t do.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Isn't the streak record considered a foregone conclusion at this point?
IIRC, Iowa won’t have a dual that will threaten the streak next year until after the record is in hand.
by The Mexican't on Mar 23, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, we don't know what the 2011-2012 schedule will be yet.
But, yeah, based on scheduling patterns, it’s a pretty good bet they’ll get it. Unless they move the PSU or Okie State duals into early December, they shouldn’t face anyone with a really good shot at beating them until January (and/or the National Duals, if they go next year).
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh. I guess it was probably you that posted the "schedule" I'm remembering.
Must have been a, if all things remain the same type prognostication. I don’t know why I don’t just assume that every bit of Iowa news I get is from this place.
by The Mexican't on Mar 23, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
We are real media, after all.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Better
You have worthwhile and/or ballsy analysis
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 23, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't forget we have to go to Ames next year
Ok, nevermind. I don’t see Brands letting them slip up at that one.
ISU is still rebuilding and picking up the pieces from Cael's departure.
They’ll be better and Iowa can’t sleepwalk through that dual — but I don’t see them as a major threat.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The dual against PSU...
will just be our first crack at revenge on them. Certainly, I’d give up the dual to win the Big Tens and/or NCAAs.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 23, 2011 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
What am I doing?
Feeding the unicorn.
"Use their guts to lubricate our single leg attacks!" - Lycurgus
by ReadingRambler on Mar 23, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions
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