Yeechhh. That was depressing. Here's something to lift your spirits:
The Lonely Island - Dreamgirl (via orlylover30)
For some reason, after this game the following lyrics from that song come to mind:
Last week thought I saw you on the street
Turns out it was a bag of trash
Just a big ol' bag of trash
I thought you looked like a bag of trash
Iowa decided tonight to test the well-known theory that it is impossible to win a basketball playing just defense and not offense. The theory held.
Okay, that's a bit of an exaggeration. It just seemed like Iowa wasn't playing offense against the Spartans. As the percentages above show, the Hawks had nothing going from three-point range, so all of their scoring had to be mid-range shots, dunks, or free throws. Free-throws could have been a very productive area for Iowa, because the Spartans were fouling us like it was the end of fouling season and fouling was about to be forbidden by state edict, but alas, we made only 20 of the 33 (!) free throws we shot. Inside shots worked well, but we only got 10 attempts at those. That left midrange shots, and while we were okay on them -- 47% -- that was far from good enough to match Michigan State's 60.9% eFG%.
I sometimes wonder whether this Iowa team would have done a lot better in 1985, prior to the three-point shot. The fact that threes are worth 3/2 as much as twos, combined with the relative ease of the college three, means that threes are the most efficient shot in the NCAA game save for slam dunks. Playing without three-point shooting as part of your game is no longer like missing a rare specialist, it's like playing without something much more important, like a point guard, or shoes. And we just don't have that part of the game this year. Here are our top three shooters by attempts per game:
- Matt Gatens, 5.9 3PA, 34%
- Zach McCabe, 2.8 3PA, 28.9%
- Bryce Cartwright, 2.3 3PA, 26.2%
- Eric May, 2.3 3PA, 40.3%
- Devyn Marble, 1.3 3PA, 30.6%
Michigan State played okay I guess (especially Keith Appling, who went 7-8 from the field and 4-5 from three), and things really took off for them once our spiritual battle about caring was over, but the Spartans look like they have some serious flaws. Fouling for no particular reason is one, lack of three point shooting (Appling excepted) is another, and poor foul shooting is a third. We'll see if they make the NCAA tournament, but it looks like they still have a ways to go. As do we.
- Our struggles on offense got pretty comical in the second half. We had several instances where players just passed the ball out of bounds to no one, and then there was the aforementioned Cole crossover that went off his foot. I can't kill Cole for it, though, because we just had nothing going on offense, and he was at least trying to create something. Those early Cole jumpers were nice, but ultimately they were an ill omen, because they indicated that our team was relying on Jarryd Cole for offense.
- The game was called by Gus Johnson and Shonn Morris, which was fun for a while. Johnson had another Basabe-Wasabi pun line: "Melsahn Basabe curiously spicy down low!" Johnson is an entertaining announcer in good games, but once this game was out of hand he was kind of wasted (as in not used well, not wasted-wasted). At a lull in the action, he tried to generate some atmosphere by saying "Love the sounds of the Big 10 conference", which I took as a reference to the obscure original title of Simon and Garfunkel's 1964 hit.
- There was one truly outstanding play in the game for Iowa: Bryce Cartwright threaded a nasty bounce-pass from about half-court to Cole (I think?) streaking to the rim for a lay-up. It was pretty.
- One really amusing site: 6'7" 230 lb. Draymond Green restraining 5'6" Tom Izzo from running at the ref (Izzo got a technical anyway). Green allowed Izzo to maintain his dignity by respectfully refraining from tossing him overhead like a pizza pie.