McDonough vs. ROBLES ROBLES ROBLES ROBLES: NCAA Wrestling Finals Open Thread
So after three days it's down to this: one more match before the Iowa wrestling season closes up shop for another eight months. Unlike the last three seasons, this one won't end in a national championship -- this year's team, though markedly improved from their state early in the season, was too inconsistent (and Penn State was too good) to bring a fourth straight championship back to Iowa City. Our blue-and-white friends clinched the team title during the consolation rounds this morning, their first title since Dwight Eisenhower was charting the course of the nation and before Dick Whitman even knew what a Don Draper was. Kudos to them.
All that's left to do is dole out individual honors and unlike last year, when Iowa had fine finalists (and crowned three champions), it's a one-man show this year. Matt McDonough has plowed through the competition to stake his claim to a second-straight national championship at 125 lbs. The only thing left between him and back-to-back titles? Oh, just the most celebrated wrestler at this tournament, the focal point of ESPN's coverage, and the most impressive personal story at the event: Anthony Robles, the famous one-legged wrestler from Arizona State. As I mentioned this morning, even moreso than normal for an Iowa wrestler, McDonough figures to be the villain of the story here. He is, after all, the only thing standing in the way of Robles putting the finishing touches on his impressive story and ending his very good college career with the one thing it lacks (a national title).
The action starts at 6:30pm CST on ESPN; 125 is the first weight of the night, so McD and Robles will be front and center at the start of the broadcast. There are no Iowa guys after that, so you can feel free to switch back to the hoopyball after McD's match is over. The usual rules of open threading apply: no porn, no links to illegal online streams, no slurs, no politics, no religion, and suchlike. Go McD.
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Also this...
and before Dick Whitman even knew what a Don Draper was. Kudos to them.
No sir, Kudos to you. Season four on DVD a week from tuesday. !!!
Season four was so fantastic.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Agreed. Each season gets better. Didn't know that was possible.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
twitter.com/jebushchrist
by jebushchrist on Mar 19, 2011 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Without trying to spoil anything.
I thought Don’s personal event from the end of season 3 would force this season to take a step back. I was never so glad to be wrong. Also Joan was written with a vengeance this season.
I'm still pissed at myself for not getting the first 3 seasons on Blue-ray for $10 each
when Amazon had a black friday sale on them last year.
I took advantage of that sale.
I’d seen ’em already, but getting them on Blu-Ray for a song? Yes, please.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
What show are y'all talking about?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
MAD MEN, yo.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ah, I've been meaning to get into that, haven't had a chance to yet.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2011 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
My DVR decided not to tape the season finale.
By the time I found that out I couldn’t find it in the schedule. There might have been tears. I can’t remember.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Was the Robles shirt a creation of yours, Ross?
If so, well done/beyond photoshop/and all this.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Yes, that is indeed my own half-assed creation.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I've watched some Mad Men here and there but have made the decision to just wait until it's on Watch Instantly before I get into it.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Ross do you have a rough break down of other B1Gers in the final match ups?
Like which PSU guys are where basically.
Sure.
125: #2 McD (Iowa) vs. #1 Robles (Arizona State)
133: #1 Jordan Oliver (Okla State) vs. #2 Andrew Hochstrasser (Boise State)
141: #1 Kellen Russell (Michigan) vs. #3 Boris Novachkov (Cal Poly)
149: #2 Frank Molinaro (Penn State) vs. #4 Kyle Dake (Cornell)
157: #3 David Taylor (Penn State) vs. #4 Bubba Jenkins (Arizona State)
165: #1 Jordan Burroughs (Nebraska) vs. #3 Tyler Caldwell (Oklahoma)
174: #1 Jon Reader (Iowa State) vs. #7 Nick Amuchategui (Stanford)
184: #2 Robert Hamlin (Lehigh) vs. #9 Quentin Wright (Penn State)
197: #2 Clayton Foster (Oklahoma State) vs. #4 Dustin Kilgore (Kent State)
HWT: #1 Zach Rey (Lehigh) vs. #3 Ryan Flores (American)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hmm.
Typing that out made me realize that Lehigh and Arizona State both have more finalists than Iowa. Which is a little unsettling.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
For what it's worth, my predictions:
125 — McD (somehow, someway)
133 — Oliver
141 — Russell
149 — Dake
157 — Taylor
165 — Burroughs
174 — Amuchastegui
184 — Wright
197 — Foster
HWT — Rey
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Wait, I just turned to TNT.
Is Reggie Miller calling this game?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Reggie is pretty awesome.
His segments on the Dan Patrick Radio Show are awesome.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
ESPN covers wrestling for non fans
It’s funny that Iowa is the most dominant team of the last 30 years, and McDonough pretty much represents all that is good about Iowa Wrestling, AND he’s the defending champion, yet he’s the “bad guy” here, and more than that, he’s kind of the afterthought.
Oh, ESPN.
by The Naked Bootleg on Mar 19, 2011 6:23 PM CDT reply actions
Guys from Iowa who wrestle that style, like Metcalf
basically are the bad guys of the college wrestling world. Everyone else hates them. I think they’re alright with it though.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I wonder why thats the case?
I mean that aggressive style is what makes wrestling interesting to me. I can’t stand some of the stall-tasticness of some wrestlers out there (I’m looking at you still Palmer)
I'm cool with Iowa being absolutely hated,
if all the Iowa guys are trying to emulate the Great Metcalf.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I think in this case, the fact that Robles is such a crazy and amazing story is the reason for the slanted coverage.
I mean, he’s not just kind of a freakshow (which he is, sadly) — he’s also really, really, really good.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
LOL
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Now, now.
Let’s not forget this holy day and remember the father, son, and holy spirit of
Robles, Robles, and Robles
For he is holy and righteous. Also, let’s not forget his holinesses right hand man…ESPN!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Mar 19, 2011 6:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
John Irving hater.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
After the third time
I’m kind of over it.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
(yeah me too)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He has Iowa ties. You will listen and like it.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Does Robles have Tebow in his corner?
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Robles Robles Robles
Keep that coverage rollin’
Robles Robles Robles
One leg!
Through rain and wind and weather….
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 6:33 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Come on, gimme a rec.
This is awesome.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
That's almost as low as telling someone to like your facebook status.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
OK.
But never again. NEVER AGAIN!
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
This.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
lot of ex-iowa players and coaches out there
Iowa has a LOT of ties to the coaching world. its not even just wrestling. how many really good football coaches are out there. Iowa makes coaches man.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
So how do you do a double leg on Robles?
Just curious.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 6:34 PM CDT reply actions
Boos!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Holy shit are you seeing this?
That dude only has one leg!
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
Rambler, I saw this and knew you'd like it.

Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
YES
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I saw the movie.
It was called “Being David Taylor.”
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
And yes, that's Vanderbeek
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Poop.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 6:37 PM CDT reply actions
This could not be going much worse.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Robles' arms are fucking huge.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He scares me.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess McD may NEED to pin, tonight.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
C'mon MATT!
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
score?
How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor
He got that near fall by sheer strength
IT’S NOT FAIR IN THE WRONG WAY
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
I would own that shit in hopscotch.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Time to go, Matt.
You can do it.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
This completely sucks ass
First the women get hosed playing at Gonzaga, now McD wrestling a kid (impressive as he is) who has the upper body of a middle class weight. Ugh.
Gah!
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Ugh
i knew he wouldn’t win this. its 2009 without the title.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 6:41 PM CDT reply actions
is this really a fair fight?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Mar 19, 2011 6:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
this is horrible
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
CMON HE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
pin that piece of shit
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
is it techically possible to take robles down?
How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor
Fuck that.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Mar 19, 2011 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That period was a joke.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I mean, I don't really care either way, but c'mon
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus, he was like a turtle in there,
Clammed up on his shell., Not a fair fight
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
Arizona State, or Oklahoma State?
/super-stalling.
But, it was McDonough’s fault. He out-thunk himself.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
"Impossible is nothing!"
Gag me.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Stalling is nothing.
Er…
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
sure he stalls all over the place.
but he has one leg so its ok to blatantly cheat. he can go to hell.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 6:44 PM CDT reply actions
I don't get how it's cheating.
Yeah, it’s breaking the rules, but he’s getting penalized for it. The refs might have been quicker with the stall calls, but would that have mattered. He turned MdDonough on his back twice and built a huge lead. There’s a lot of people that stall in that situation.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
The problem is they don't call stalling enough.
On him or anyone.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
PISS PISS MOAN PISS MOAN
McD will take all of y’all down next year.
/back to ROBLES ROBLES ROBLES Coverage.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
That absolutely fucking sucked. Yeah, he's a top flight athlete with one leg, but fuck. No wonder nobody beat him all year.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
PitS and I have challenged him to an ass-kicking contest and hopscotch.
Wanna come?
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll take him on in kick ball
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Like trying to box a man with no face
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
Ever been punched in the kidney?
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
pretty winded for lying on his stomach for four minutes
by The Nihilist on Mar 19, 2011 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Only 1 and a half, really
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
But, yeah, the 3rd was stall time
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you, Todd Harris.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
yes. yes. a thousand times yes.
But at least Robles will have a better resume for his chosen profession of motivational speaker.
Oh, come on!
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn it typing is hard.
He has not been on this thread.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
So, can we drop past third as a team?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Sorry, but I'm not a fan of Robles tonight
Does that make me an asshole in tWWL’s eyes? I don’t care
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
ESPN gets their Oscar moment
Wrestling gains a few more fans today.
It sucks that he had to be wrestling McD in the finals. Wasn’t fair to be sure. But hey, it’s probably good for the sport overall.
/As a cyclone fan you have to look for the silver linings a lot.
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
no
but a touching story about a one-legged national champion might get a few more people watching college wrestling who wouldn’t be otherwise.
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
Yeah, because wrestling can't be interesting unless there is a disabled guy
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Give me a fucking break.
No one will remember this two days from now.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Also, is it really going to be good for wrestling if it inspires more "specially abled" people to get involved?
I hate to be a jerk, but I think that would drive ratings and attention further downward.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Again, we agree.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I know.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I know you do.
I just wanted to make sure it was clear to others.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry, but you probably know how I feel about it, from threads that touched on the Iowa HS tournament.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's been discussed.
Probably not worth reopening.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
but retards are strong!!!
//ignorant’d
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
If I have to watch more matches with one legged individuals its not going to be good for the sport at all...
I will give Robles credit that he’s got some moves once on top but if McD get a takedown at the beginning and starts working I wonder how quickly he builds up stall points…
I watched Robles last night, and he's not bad in the neutral position.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
He is allowed to back up, sit on his ass, and wait for the other guy to come after him
I don’t see him initiating a lot of offense
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
No to make light of his situation
But really, how do you get a takedown on him, if he instantly drop to the match as soon as the whistle blows?
Go around him.
McDonough never got a take down because he never got or gave up an escape. He kept holding on to him and tried to turn him.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
That was a retarded-ass gameplan by McD, though.
I don’t know what they were prepping but tying up with him like that plays right into his hands.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He was being McD.
As we saw in the third, if McD got on top, there was a good chance of pinning Robles.
True, which was his only chance.
I’d like to see how Clark or Precin beat him in years past.
Robles has so much power in his wrists.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You don't come to him
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Yep.
You have to tire Robles out by letting him chase you around for awhile. It is crap that McD would have to use Oklahoma State style tactics, but he should have.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Refs let Robles backup off the whistle and sit on his ass waiting for the other guy to initiate
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
The only way they're gonna "fix" that is to ban guys with one leg.
I’m sure people would be ok with that.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope, just hold one-legged guys to the same standards as everyone else
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I'm really not gonna get upset about this - even if McD was a Lion.
Why? Because how many times are we going to see one-legged wrestlers?
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
and you are PSU fan
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
That match was bad for wrestling
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
TOTALLY AGREE
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Mar 19, 2011 6:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Because how many times are we going to see one-legged wrestlers?
You KNOW that there are wrestlers all over Pennsylvania that are sawing off a leg or two as we speak to gain this underhanded advantage. I think I even saw Cael give a seminar on how to do so.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I forgot to include:
/sarcasm font.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
What you think Cael is above sawing off his own leg?
There is nothing that man wouldn’t do for a cool mil.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I saw a blind kid wrestle once in high school.
That was interesting.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
My high school's team had a blind kid
He wasn’t that great, but he won a few matches here and there.
Blind Fury, eh? Well played.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 19, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I watched it yesterday, and the guy he wrestled stood up and it just took him way to long to get a take down.
You’d have to change your level so much, that he has time to react. Also, McD ties up a ton, and I was wondering how he was going to wrestle. Personally, I think I liked the strategy. He just wasn’t able to stick with it.
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That 125 match was pathetic
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Man with no arms and no legs - MAT
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
Well that sucked.
I don’t know what you’re supposed to do against him.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
that was one of the most lopsided matches I have ever seen
There needs to be some type of rule change. It’s simply not fair for Robles opponents.
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by Dip-Shit on Mar 19, 2011 6:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I don't know how lopsided it was
Robles did nothing for four minutes of the match
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
lopsided
As in the difference in size of the two wrestlers. You simply can not compete with someone twice your size minus 1 leg!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Mar 19, 2011 6:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh, I see
David Taylor
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
There will not be any rule changes.
Partially because Robles is a senior.
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by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
To be fair, he should get like 10 bonus points just for being named Matt.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 19, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
It literally took away an entire side of attack for McD though.
You kept seeming him reach for an non-existent left leg…
This.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
If there's a sudden rash
Of massively strong and talented one-legged wrestlers, I think the stalling thing will be fixed by the refs.
Well, Rambler, I hope you weren't still hoping the Sainted Unicorn could get the Hodge.
There’s approximately 0.00000000% chance of it happening now.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Good enough for me.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
You're happy your hero isn't going to get it?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No, winning a national title despite two injury defaults is good enough for me
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
How magnanimous of you.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Touche'.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
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by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I know that was a TD, but can the ref wait until it's actually a 2?
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
I feel like this is going to be a night where no one I want to win actually wins.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
and so it goes
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I wish they could bring back the really big mat
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I think it was that, and
that, at one point, Okie State thought that national titles were their birthright.
Also, I’m sure Gable had some battles with OSU when he was wrestling at ISU.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
did he just say that there were two head coaches in the place with near-impeccable credentials: John Smith and Cael?
Anybody know what John Smith's record was in college?
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by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Good.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 19, 2011 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
154-7 in college. 2 gold medals (88 and 92).
Frosh: did not place at NCAAs
Soph: NCAA runner-up
Jr: Redshirted
RS Jr: NCAA champ
Sr: NCAA champ
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
He and Brands have wrestled.
I recall hearing that Smith was older and won because of that but that Brands made him look like a bitch in the 3rd period.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Must have been in Team trials?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that's right.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Probably about 1993.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
154-7 two NCAA championships
Brands 158-7-2 three NCAA championships
Sanderson 159-0 four NCAA championships
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Ixnay on the AelCay.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
For what it's worth
Temple just tied up SDSU with 40 sec to go.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 7:01 PM CDT reply actions
Steve Fisher, folks.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure he and Leslie Visser hang out together these days.
And cook meth.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I was just taken by surprise how he looked
I guess I should rather respect him for aging naturally instead of running out there with a blow-dried dyed hair transplant like half the coaches seem to sport.
by Brock Sampson on Mar 19, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, that tends to take the wind out of the sails.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 19, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
@ Brock
My hair is beautiful, damnit!

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
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by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
I feel like a real prick now. Even more so than usual.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
SDSU is so losing to UConn is they escape here...
I don’t think that them or BYU is as good as their seeding would indicate.
I think Zaga is gonna take down the Jimmers tonight
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I picked that, as well.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
UConn has who beside Kemba?
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
A kid named Lamb had 10 ppg.
and a kid named Oriakhi scored almost 10 ppg. Another kid got 8.3 ppg, named Shabazz something. And a frosh named Roscoe Smith is decent.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Might want to turn it to TNT if you're not already there.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
That was an impressive defensive/offensive sequence for Temple.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
ESPN knows nothing about wrestling
They said Oliver didn’t need to attack for the rest of the third period
He probably didn't.
It’s not like these refs will call stalling enough for him to lose 4 pts.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They could have
But that would be mean
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
They are turning wrestling into a one period sport
after that you can stall your way to victory
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
by Lycurgus on Mar 19, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
...Seasons.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm gonna call this Temple/SDSU game. It's going to OT
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Dammit! I didn't know it was possible for someone so athletic to look so clumsy.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 19, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
That DID look like a travel
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
I think they show them all maybe not as long as this one.
But I might be mistaken.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, but there isn't the post-orgasm cleanup in the ESPN booth after the others
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
And the 125 trophy is the only one that gets a special parking spot:

/sorry, I had to. I’ll go to hell now.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
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by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Brands deserves a hell of a lot of credit for the coaching job he has done this season
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
DAVID TAYLOR
Fittingly the last time I shall use that term.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Comment from DawsonPSU10, a BSDer new to the sport
Brands scared me just by explaining how wrestling worked
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
I would have been intimidated as hell if I were the ref in Marion's 3rd place match earlier today.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I think Brands is cool as long as he's not in training.
But imagine how cranky he might get when he is tired or can’t have a decent meal.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
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by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh. I'm pretty sure he's crazy.
For real, he’s crazy.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Dude
That WWE All-Stars game looks awesome. Like NFL Blitz meets SD v Raw.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 7:08 PM CDT reply actions
Hey fucksticks
what the fuck are you doing talking about wrestling when there is NCAA basketball going on. Fucking fucks, what the hell kind of blog is this. Fucking wrestling, pfff.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
You may have used one too many sarcastic "fucks" to have it be taken sarcastically
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Ooh, Russell's ankle twisted nasty.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
This Russell guy, is, um, he's pretty good
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes he is very good.
The crazy thing is that when Marion wants to be, he’s every bit as good.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Montell had him beat
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
He'll get a few more cracks at him next year, I imagine.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I just turned it back to wrestling for a second.
Does Kellen Russell have a lightning bolt tattooed on his upper thigh?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
A new gameplan in which he doesn't use his ankle
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Mark Perry!
Even more reason to root for the Russian hippie.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You already knew that he was Perry's wrestler, right?
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I had somehow forgotten that Mark Perry coached there, actually.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
As far as Iowa National Champions go
I’m not as big on Mark Perry as many others. I don’t really know why, just not.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
You're crazy.
His win over Johny Hendricks in 2006 remains one of my favorite Iowa wrestling moments ever.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That was awesome
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Also, he did his winning when we didn't have a ton of great guys.
So it is difficult to forget him.
Also wasn’t he always going against Mack Reiter?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Happy for Mark Perry, getting to coach this match
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
"We won't end in a tie haha"
Thanks for that.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Geologists use Russell's matchs to model glacial advance
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Tied game with 30 seconds-ish left in the SDSU/Temple game
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
So can we congratulate Russell on his inspirational courage and strength fore wrestling with a bum ankle?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No.
Real wrestlers aren’t stopped by that. Keep scoring.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
You see, ESPN has to show us how us inspiring these wrestlers are
Because obviously no one could watch the sport otherwise
that's the annoying part. if something isn't a mainstream sport, they try to make it something special
because otherwise it’s not worth their while
Wrestling is adversity
Just about every guy wrestling tonight is hurting. ESPN would be surprised how tough all these guys are.
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Yes, I have
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
He may or may not be going to Virginia Beach for folkstyle nationals
His ear is drained. It took the Doc 1 hour to drain the thing and my brother passed out during the procedure
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Good for him.
I think I just passed out a little from your story.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
They said it was the biggest ear they had seen
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Ear = Ur doin' it wrong.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Girls love distended ears
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
No, they do not.
We love wrestlers. We tolerate the ears.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow. OT 2.
What a game this has been so far.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 7:18 PM CDT reply actions
2OT!
And the Aztec dude is awesome.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You are done, Frank
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I love that Blake Griffin commercial by the way.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 7:25 PM CDT reply actions
He has a higher seed because the seeding committee is retarded.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hey, this looks the Dake from last year's finals.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
And some offense
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
He still has smaller arms.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
yes
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe that's Molinaro's "I am fucked" face.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Snooki, here he comes
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I think you mean...
I believe that is
Molinaro’sPenn State’s "I am f***ed face. (2012 edition)
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Molinaro is like the Energizer bunny?!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He keeps getting rode and rode and rode
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
He is pink and fluffy?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, he wrestled at 141 b/c he didn't want to wrestle Metcalf.
Why don’t you tell that part of the story.
WHAT
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Dake got penalized for bending Molinaro's knee funny, apparently.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
lol wut
whats up with these refs?
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
He almost had him in the Million Dollar Dream there, I think.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Listen to the coaches next time, Frankie.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Even Cael knows not to take down against a guy who can ride like Dake.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I don't think it takes much of a coach to call that one
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Hater
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
To the core my friend
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
......Brands would have called down
well, probably. i think i saw an iowa wrestler take neutral…….what…….once?
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
They were a little smarter at this tourney, I thought.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
My old man would put a stick, a wrench, and belt on the table.
I chose the wrench. Because f*** him, that’s why.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
That comment is awesome.
Well done Chazz.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Off to the bar to watch basketball and UFC.
Stay gold (everyone except HawKCP).
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
twitter.com/jebushchrist
Did you like Justified?
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Yay. Raylan should have shot that guy.
And when Raylan’s boss had to chase that guy I almost laughed my ass off.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it was good
Boyd was good in the beginning too
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
He is such a good character.
Bad but wants to be good.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
That show is so much like Deadwood
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I haven't seen it but I've heard it is good.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LADY???
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I DON'T HAVE THE HBO.
I’m poor. I don’t have Netfix anymore. I’ll make sure it is in the que if I get Netflix again.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Talk to someone who has Netflix. They can set you up an account that you can use.
It’s easy and free.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I'm not sure how good he really wants to be.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Good enough to get in Ava's pants
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Well, hell, anyone would try to be good for that.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
True enough
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I'm not getting in Ava's pants.
I’ll be bad, thanks.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Picky, picky.
I’m more of a Winona guy myself.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
She is smoking
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
She shouldn't do that. It isn't healthy.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Word play is awesome
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
She is toooooooo thin.
I like my girls w/ a little more meat on their bones.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I would be happy to buy Natalie Zea a sandwich.
Or anything else she wanted.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
But you don't want to get in Ava's pants? It is one of the other
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
UGH, this is what I get for hanging out w/ boys.
I don’t want to have sex w/ either one of them. Girls can say things like that to each other and it is understood what we mean.
Winona is thinner than Ava by a long shot. I like the cut of her jib more than Winona’s.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I really want this to happen.
It makes me feel better about liking him to think he wants to be good. Look my dreams just keep getting crushed today. Let me have this one thing.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry, today is "dreams get crushed and bad guys win" day, I'm afraid.
(sigh)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Frank's learning not to trust his pride.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
It wouldn't have mattered, frankly.
Dake was in a fucking zone tonight.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I know, but still.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
My dad just said: "Dake would have been nice to have on Iowa this season."
I said: “Balls would have been nice to have for a guy to sit behind Metcalf for a year or two.”
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
He would have gone at 141 last year if he'd been at Iowa.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Fair enough.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolutely.
You could make an instructional video out of this match on how to work from top.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think Dake has a hell of a chance to be a 4-time national champ.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
49 has been a relatively shallow weight for a few yeas now
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Yeah.
I didn’t see anyone this year that looks like they can beat him.
Maybe David Taylor can drop down.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
What are the chances Marion moves up?
We are loaded at the lower weights.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
This is your first wrestling comment in weeks that I can get on board with.
Preach on!
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh, Todd Harris, I doubt Cornell is too happy when they had a great chance to be team champs this year and fucked it away.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Seriously
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably like 6:30 or so.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
What year did Iowa win it al ldespite not winning any finals?
shudder
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
They've done it a couple times, as I recall.
Most recently in 2008.
Don’t worry. Bubba won’t beat the Sainted Unicorn.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I know.
But that match was not good juju. Good lesson I guess.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm getting to that sick of basketball stage again.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 7:39 PM CDT reply actions
You shut your filthy whore mouth.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I've been in the same spot for 7 hours.
In the dark. My roommates are gone and all of my other friends are at the bars. My car is blocked in and I just donated my other leg to Robles. So I can’t leave the couch.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
sad face
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That shot by Jimmer just got me back into it.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
i considered it this afternoon when there was only one game on
but i got a second wind now that there are a couple, and that last one went to OT
I'm always at that stage.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Dake didn't even redshirt last year, did he?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Didn't think so.
Dude’s freakishly good.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
In honor of David Taylor (and Rambler):

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Why do people hate unicorns?
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Troy Smith likes Unicorns
It’s the David Taylor.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Back to prominence?
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Holy fucking Jimmer
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 7:44 PM CDT reply actions
Two more wrestlers who have smaller upper bodies/arms than Robles.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Robles is an inspiration, and Bubba is a soap opera
these ASU guys are the best things ever for the sport!
Well, Metcalf is a god.
What is more inspiring/addictive than that?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Rob Koll's wife visits the Hawk Shop:
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Bubba is one of my favorite first names for a person to have.
Seriously, just say it. Bubba.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I wish David Taylor Sr. had that boss mustache the guy next to him has.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Bubba has double head coverings?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
And that, everyone, is why Bubba's a bitch.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
What do PSU fans have to hate about Bubba?
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Didn't he transfer away from there and talk shit on the way out?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Cael forced him out
Said he didn’t want him on the team and then wouldn’t let him transfer to ISU
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
and yes
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not as bad as Lycurgus says though.
He’s a H8er
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Bubba Jenkins
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Oh, please
The truth is that Bubba got lucky. Yeah, also Taylor gave him that so he wouldn’t be fileld with despair. Also, Stalin loves Red and Gold.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
It looked like domination to me
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
One big move is not domination
It’s a win and great wrestling, but domination it is not
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
What did dt do in the match?
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
The same as Jenkins
Taylor lost, isn’t that good enough for you, DIRTY HATER?
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Not really
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Of course not.
Gotta keep scoring.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
you guys are like the Athenians, challenging
Iowa’s hegemony of wrestling. Your hubris is not appreciated
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Hubris?
Ross called my mom a very mean name.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd do it again too.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It's worse.
ISU released guys to transfer to PSU when Cael left. Yet Cael wouldn’t release Bubba to ISU even though he was giving him the boot. That’s as much of a dick move as a person can make.
This was sweet vindication.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Right and that is what proves it for me.
Thanks KCP, I’m not usually a fan of facts but this worked for me.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
That was really one thing that solidified my dislike of Cael
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
That doesn't necessarily prove that.
It just means Bubba may be as big or bigger of one.
Also, Cael don’t wear no doo-rag.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
That is what I was thinking.
Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I think the hatred is mutual.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what ESPN says.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Bubba wanted to redshirt the year Cael came in (and in a few previous years).
Cael wanted him to wrestle. So Bubba decided to tank all of his classes so he would be academically ineligible, thus forcing a redshirt year.
With that said, not many PSU fans I know truly hated Bubba, at least until yesterday.
WE'RE DANCIN!!!
HOLY SHIT
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The Magic Unicorn Tour ends.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Woah!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Fuck you PSU
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
The whole headgear bullshit
just wrestle dude.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
You're a pansy, Stoops.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Shit like that is just Bubba being Bubba.
I really don’t think he’s ever wrestled a match without taking a “timeout” for something. He used to rack up the injury timeouts against Metcalf like they were, um, something you’d rack up a bunch of.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I was referring to Taylor...
he pulls on the headgear in every match.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
You're always looking for mental keys.
What I saw this year, when you saw mental keys, was Taylor kicking St. John’s butt.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I think all sports is mental
Open threads? Not so much.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
No, I'm just saying
That you’re looking for too much
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
We're only analyzing the tip of the iceberg mi amigo.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Gable was always physically prepared, though.
These days, some dudes aren’t.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok
Then how comes DSJ didn’t beat this guy Taylor, who is so sloppy mentally?
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Taylor is also a better natural athlete than DSJ.
Guys can find ways to compensate for that over time, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'll agree that DSJ isn't where he needs to be
and I’m all about mental toughness but I don’t think that his tendency to go after the headgear is too much to look into. I think Taylor is right where he needs to be mentally. He’s not where McD was but he’s as close as anyone outside of the Iowa program has been, at this stage of his career, in a long time.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
That sure wasn't what you were saying before
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
uh
what i said was that Taylor is too easily rattled…I never said anything about DSJ.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
That would indicate to me that you think/thought DSJ was less sloppy mentally
But this is semantics now
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
read deeper...there is something in there
but you gotta go D-E-E-P-E-R.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
The best wrestler I have seen today is that monster from Cornell
Dake is awesome and it is a shame he won’t get the Hodge.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Dake was unreal
The control he showed over Molinaro was incredible. And the only point he surrendered the entire weekend was a questionable penalty point.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I hadn't either.
They mentioned it during the match.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep, he was great this week.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep, Dake is by far the best guy today.
Curious to see how Burroughs looks next. He’s been really good so far this tourney.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh.
Yeah, that’s true. I just really hate Bubba Jenkins, yet, somehow I loved the result of that match.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Strangely, I was slightly rooting for Taylor.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I was only rooting against him
out of a temporary sense of team hate. Also, Cael should have let bubba go to ISU.
Yeah, I really can't stand Bubba.
But that was awesomely awesome. Cael Sanderson is a douche. Fucking awesome.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I'm not sure
but that wasn’t just a pin. That was incredible.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I guess Bubba wasn't so bad afterall
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I'll have my crow dipped in barbecue sauce, please.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He refers to himself in the third person.
At least you don’t.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Ross thinks you're just hatin'.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
True.
Plus I’d rather see Taylor lose to Fittery or DSJ than a guy named Bubba.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
BANG BANG
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That was pretty funny.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I cannot fucking believe what I just saw.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
In fairness, all real Hawkeye fans have been listening to Morrissey since Thursday evening.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
That saved my weekend
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I hate to say this
But Bubba winning that match has effectively cheered me up big time.
penn state may win with no champions. HAH
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
Bubba Jenkins
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
by Lycurgus on Mar 19, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
THE SAINTED UNICORN GOES DOWN!!!!!!!
That made me smile again. I will chuckle heartily if Cael ends up with no champs.
That's what your mother said, Trebek.
Winning with no champs looks more like good coaching, though
Winning with a handful of stud champions, anybody can do that…
by Brock Sampson on Mar 19, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Whatevs.
Let’s not build up Cael any more than everybody already will.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for the schadenfreude, Bubba!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
screw robles and dake
Bubba Jenkins is the story of this tourney for me. just from his back story to today, its amazing that he came back and beat a penn state wrestler to win the national title
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
undefeated too, right? an undefeated PSU wrestler?
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
ReadingRambler agrees.
Bubba Jenkins is ReadingRambler’s story of the tournament for me.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, come on, ESPN.
Don’t harsh my buzz now.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Does anyone know what seed Butler was last year?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
5-seed I think
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They were top 10 at one point if I'm not mistaken right?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Seems like it
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I can vouch that they at least go to 12th.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
4, I think.
Nope, 5.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
5, some cinderella
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
If Bubba had flicked Cael off after the match, would that have been the most awesome moment ever?
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 8:00 PM CDT reply actions
Except that he would have cost the team some points, and Cael may have killed him.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Unless your team is in first
i wouldnt really care as his teammate. what am i gonna say? “DUDE! we could have been in 10th! now were in 12th!”
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
The finger would've been stupid.
But he could maybe have pointed in Cael’s direction. I don’t think he was on the stage, though.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
It would have been pretty classless.
But I would have laughed.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think the "suck it" sign would've been better.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
This.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
there it is
this would have been much better
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Triple H suck it while spitting water in Cael's face
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Hey, guess who didn't win the Big Ten tourney or the NCAA tourney?
I’m not sure, but know who did? Yeah.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Guess who hasn't won 23 national championships
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Fact: Iowa wrestling is the new Notre Dame football.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry, I just had to write something especially dumb
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Forgiven
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Iowa wrestling is the new Minnes...
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Shut your mouth
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
We are the new Notre Dame football.
We will raise you up, only to kill you later.
Too soon!
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Iowa State, Minny, Cornell, ASU, PSU, Nebby, American, MU
Lot’s of teams
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, Iowa is still really good, huh?
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
No, Iowa sucks.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
We will always have pork and corn
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Gable flipped Cael the bird a couple years ago.
It was fucking awesome.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Gable wasn't even the coach when he did it either.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Oh this is good.
“Gable was flipping us the bird from across the mat,” Sanderson said. “That’s pretty good.”
Gable said he didn’t “flip him the bird; I flipped him the arm.”
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Can't find a better pic:

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
GO GET 'EM, OLD FELLA
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
You mean, destroyer of worlds
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
This is closer to the bird

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Kid voiced adult Subway commercials make me want to stick animals in a blender.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 8:01 PM CDT reply actions
That's a textbook double-leg right there.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
This is good. I feel quite angry right now and I’m sure our wrestlers do too. We will improve. We have the experience. We have the athletes. We will be National Champs again and we will win all the finals. We have the technology.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
Do you guys remember when David Taylor was pinned?
That was sweet.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Fact
No Iowa wrestler will ever beat David Taylor.
Note: Some OSU fan called JoePa a man of no integrity. He said this was a “fact”. I believe such arguing is great arguing.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Fact: Bubba Jenkins
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Bubba Jenkins has asinine headgear.
Serious fact.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Fact: you are right
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I think Taylor might not ever recover from this...
ever.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I hope this is true.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
If you saw him blow his nose, you’d be all like, “He’s mentally intimidated!”
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
home state
former PSU wrestler
undefeated
NC match
Choke.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
PREDICTION
Bubba is holding a belt in the MMA in the next four years.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Not a chance
His conditioning will never be good enough.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
There are a lot of guys in MMA w/o great conditioning.
If he has the technique, he has a shot.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Fact: Bubba holds a belt in MMA NWA TNA in the next 4 years.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
But guys like BJ Penn
don’t have great conditioning and can end fight quickly. There are a few but most guys with wrestling backgrounds aren’t known as quick finishers. Case in point, Rick Pitino, not a wrestler.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Not a lot of guys who are champs
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
best wrestling state ever
iowa owns PSU
SMA says opponent was mentally questionable
Match to make it to the finals
Choke.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm glad your here, friend.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Did someone shine the semicolon spotlight signal
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
hater
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks rambler
i went off on this fantasy thing
regarding the honorbable iowa basketball coach
female that is
but supper pretty got me over it
and then the butler win
butt fucked my bracket
but it was in the shitter anyway
I don't intend to upset folks with the way I write it just happens,,,
I feel your pain
I picked MSU
Didn’t work.
Long live Pelican Whore
But not Draymond…
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Long live her Pelican Whoreness
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I missed you.
Rambler was stealing your style like he stole my profile of SEG yesterday.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I was copying SMA, crazy person.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
ramber is too humble
and brave to steal
poetic license mabye
but a much less punishable
offense
I don't intend to upset folks with the way I write it just happens,,,
If he stops body shaving and cuts his bangs then I will know something is wrong
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
That would be me.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Can I borrow your time machine when you're done with it, Rambler?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
If I could make love to that moment I would
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
rec'd
because this deserves to be green, just for fun
And I thank you.
The mood had gone down a little since the Robles and I wanted to pick us back up.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Robles a senior?
please tell me he is. please
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 8:10 PM CDT reply actions
He also is.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Depends on where he starts
he could be at 133 next year and Ramos may be 124
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
If he stays at 125, absolutely.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think McD goes to 33 and Ramos goes down. That lineup is tough
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I kind of agree.
Although if he can keep the weight down I think McD is virtually untouchable at 125 by normal guys (i.e., not Robles).
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think Ramos is always going to have trouble at 33 against bigger guys
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I agree.
I think it’s a better move for Ramos for sure. Not sure about McD. He’s ahead of the pack at 125. I think he’s closer to the pack at 133. But maybe not – we’ve never seen him there, so who knows.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Did you see him improve in the year?
McD at midlands would have been pinned by McD at the end of the year.
Robles just is tough to be aggressive against
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think I'm disagreeing with that -- he's definitely much better now.
But the weight thing could be an issue for him. That’s the only thing that keeps him from being a 125 lifer, I think.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm not gonna lie: it's impressive as hell to watch guys like Burroughs and Dake tonight.
They’re at another level than most guys.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Taylor will be there as well. Tonight was a fluke.
We have the technology.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Iowa does not have the technology.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
we have wind technology
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
You have the corn subsidies.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Honestly, DSJ is there I think
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
abwahahaha
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
not there yet
but might be there by next year. depends on if Taylor improves or not
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
DSJ wins one scramble in their match yesterday and the win is his
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
mhm
and next year he is gonna be able to win that scramble
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Sure, my point is that he could have won it yesterday too
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
He has to get out of his own head.
DSJ has a long way to go.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
A long way = 1 takedown
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Arghh
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I'm sorry but his intensity, or lack there of, annoys me.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
You definitely have the female argument style down perfect
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Ultimately successful in a way that is frustrating
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Yay me!
We are on the same side. I still want nothing but success for him and I am frustrated that he can’t get out of his own way to have it.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
He has gained a lot of ground against Taylor
Taylor wasn’t able to ride him and DSJ is real close on takedowns. He also has made it very hard on Taylor to get takedowns
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
You have the right to see through your own glasses.
I see through determined, bionic eyes.
Taylor will be better, stronger, faster, hotter
Whoa, didn’t mean to say that one.
Um?
Taylor will be better next year.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
So will DSJ
between the dual and the Big Tens and the nationals in every Iowa-PSU matchup, the Iowa guy has gained ground on his opponent.
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
DSJ does not have the offense yet.
Again, Iowa does not have the technology.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
We have the bald technology.
Iowa does not.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
And Okie State was winning before you, so...
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
and cornell college
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Thanks.
You did not invent the David Taylor technology. That’s just David Taylor.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I have to hand it to you Rambler.
That was funny.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Taylor needs to spend some time with a shrink to get over this choke
first….then, and only then can he begin the rebuilding project that is his fragile psyche.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
You're a fragile psyche
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not a guy trying to win a National Championship
as an undefeated wrestler in my home state against a former Penn State wrestler who was tossed in the trash by my coach though. So what does my psyche matter?
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Tossed in the trash
You’re cute
Also, I like stupid responses. Bro.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
If I were...I agree with you though. I would be a fragile psyche.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I didn't get to see the match b/c I was at work.
From what it sounded like from Ironside he was still leaving his ankle out for the pick and that pisses me off. He has got to learn from that and stop doing it.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
He is right there, honestly
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I agree about his attitude
I don’t really like the attitudes of any of the ICW guys that much
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
He's not there yet.
Dake is the same age, btw.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No kidding
Whenever I don’t buy in on a band wagon it bites me in the ass.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
We will score more points.
We wil lstay on the attack. We will work hard. We will become more intensity.
We can rebuild Taylor. We will.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
"We will become more intensity." should be someone's sig.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
NOOOOO
WHY. The only time you call a fucking foul at that point is when a goddamn #1 is about to get beat. Bullshit.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 8:18 PM CDT reply actions
I know
But it’s ok.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
This Pitt-Butler game just went MEGA-HAM.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
WHAT WHAT WHAT
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
This is just batshit right now.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Boom goes my bracket....
Ouch. Pitt had the easiest road of any one seed to get to the final four and they choke it away…
AND ANOTHER VICTORY FOR PENN STATE
48-14!
DAN MARINO SUCKS!
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I had a sinking thought Pitt would go down.
But now now and not to Butler.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Scoring is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Scoring, without my using it, is useless. Without scoring, I am useless. I must use my offense true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to defeat me. I must take him down before he takes me down. I WILL!
My coach and myself know that what counts in this war is not the shots we take, the noise of our grunts, nor the teams wins we gains. We know that it is the scoring that count. We WILL score!
My wrestling skill is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my offense and defense clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…
Before God, I swear this creed. My offense and myself are the defenders of my program. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of Coach’s honor.
So be it, until victory is Penn State’s, mine, and there is no enemy, but peace!
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
Iowa will be waiting for you in the tall grass
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
The tournaments will be a Street Without Joy for Iowa.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Penn State is taking dynasty pointers from J Robinson
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Call me when Cael turns into an old man who whines more than Jacques Chirac
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh, eh, eh, that mean guy from Iowa was flipping me the bird, waaa, waaa, waaa.
I guess he’s not old yet, so there’s that.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
"That's great" is whining.
Huh.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
He was complaining, no?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Complaining is not the same as whining.
I know you Midwesterners…
Oh, whatever, I JUST WANT TO SAY THE TITLE IS GOING BACK ACROSS THE RIVER WHERE IT BELONGS. WITH SIVLIZED HUMANS.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Your mother wasn't complaining after I wined and dined her.
I don’t think the bitching started until I never called her again.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Yes, the mountains for PA, that is where the civilized humans are kept.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
As a true Iowan
I was told that civilized humans are bred in the mountains of…Busch…Beer.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
We will go train, declare our yearly war on the helots (ISU),
and destroy your city-state next year
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Shade Gap Mountain Man FTW.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
You better mind your Ps and Qs b/c if my plans work the way I hope they will
I will be in Happy Valley for the footballs game and I’m not above punching an old man in the throat. Just ask J Robinson.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
At least that will keep J quiet
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Oh Geez.
I’m going to the game in Happy Valley too.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Am I the only one who's only thought is
“the fuck?”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 8:23 PM CDT reply actions
My thought is
“Man am I glad I called that guy.”
I picked Wiscy to the Final Four, is what I mean.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Me too!
Did we fill out our brackets together?
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not even that coherent
It’s just “???” on loop.
by Brock Sampson on Mar 19, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
It sucks watching Butler this season without Heywood.
His sister was SO hot and they always cut away to her…
Stanford sucks
Also, cornell is getting destroyed by yale in the ECAC hockey tournament finals. boola boola!
That screwed my bracket.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Classy
The only word I can think of for the Butler coach.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 8:25 PM CDT reply actions
Yes.
He reminds me of someone.
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I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
evil evil evil
motta is the only thing
of value
to come from the horison leauge
and shame chazz
for dragging up the evil icon of times past
of seasons thrown to the wind
settles will hunt you down
and use whatever eligibity you have left
we have moved on but
not forgotten
the evil dicklighter
long live the pellican whore
I don't intend to upset folks with the way I write it just happens,,,
So glad I bought a six pack...
so I can weep over the death of my bracket with my six favorite New Belgium friends.
I had a six pack and a pound for lunch..
by coltranemonk on Mar 19, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I love 6 pack and a pound
Best hangover cure I’ve ever found.
by DJK's bongwater on Mar 20, 2011 2:34 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm not exactly an authority on good beer.
I just know it when I drink it and lately I’ve been craving some Windmill Wheat from Millstream Brewery in Amana. If you live in Eastern Iowa it is well worth a try. You can get it at Hy-Vee and Target for sure.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Get the generations ale, if you can find it
It’s named after John’s Grocery, so some folks don’t carry it.
Yeah, I tried it.
I’m not the world’s biggest fan of that.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I got some of that back when I was in Iowa.
Not too shabby.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 20, 2011 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Windmill wheat is goooooood beer
Way better than boulevard. And I like boulevard a lot.
by DJK's bongwater on Mar 20, 2011 2:37 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Good for Reader
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
This is a war. It is a war that never ends. Only God can judge our actions on the mat – and off. It is up to us, to each particular team each program fields to give God something favorable to look upon.
If the world ends on Tuesday, will Penn State be sure our actions are pure, clean – good? No.
We must improve.
We must score more points.
We must keep moving forward.
We must not name our sons Bubba. Our sons must not refer to themselves in the 3rd person.
We will.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
Score early and hang on, per usual
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Suck it
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
didnt leur break his arm
at tOSU his freshman year?
i was at the game , thought it was he
I don't intend to upset folks with the way I write it just happens,,,
Yes. ATTACK WITH INTENSITY!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
YES!
WITH INTENSITY!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
WITH INTENSITY!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Use their guts to lubricate our single leg attacks
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
by Lycurgus on Mar 19, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
YES REC
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I must steal this for a future fanpost
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
proceed sir
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
BTW: The Big Ten final four possibility is still very much in play...
now back to wrestling.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
If Michigan or Illinois make it, I'll puke.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Why because Duke and Kansas would be better?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
If the tourney is going super-crazy, I'd prefer smaller schools to go far.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
The Big Ten is going to have two in that final four.
Purdue’s bracket is a gift from the heavens.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Um, Kansas
is pretty good.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I've seen them on a losing night, when everyone thought they were too good to be beaten.

We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
And sadly, I picked Duke to go to the title game so that would work for me.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
No...the national media needs a wake-up call
with that Big (L)East love.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Are they still wrestling?
Aren’t they done yet?
by coltranemonk on Mar 19, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope. Not even to heavyweights yet.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Guess I'll go back and hide behind the fence..
Until the big boys are done with the playground…
by coltranemonk on Mar 19, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
WORK HARD!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
BE INTENSE THE WHOLE TIME!!!!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Until the post-match interview
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
POST-match
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
DIVINELY INTENSE.
GOD LOVES YOU!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Wright has really wrestled very well
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
a minature giraffe
on a treadmill
watching giraffes run in the wild
can it get better than that?
I don't intend to upset folks with the way I write it just happens,,,
A naked bear in a snuggy
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
If the bear is in a snuggy, he isn't really naked.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Shaved bear, is what I meant
How about two Pandas doing the deed, while they watch Panda porn?
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Yes? No? Maybe?
I’m not sure how to answer that question.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Bubba Jenkins
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Isn't that what we just watched?
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
mr mustard
in the library
with a candlestick
now thats kinky
I don't intend to upset folks with the way I write it just happens,,,
Only if Catsup is involved
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
garrison keilor
references are not allowed
he is a true prick
I don't intend to upset folks with the way I write it just happens,,,
Not an intentional reference
but I am impressed with the depth of your Minnesota hate
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I deserve this.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
The circle of gloating must continue
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I will continue attacking.
But I will be more humble like Q.
Quentin Wright is the new David Taylor.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
INTENSELY HUMBLE?!!!!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
YES
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
So how long before you give up on PSU wrestling all together and use the phrase
“Volleyball is the new wrestling.”
Over/Under 2 years.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Quentin Wright is the new women's volleyball.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Q WRIGHT IS NOT INTENSE ENOUGH FOR PSU VOLLEYBALL!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
So, yeah, Jordan Taylor is pretty good.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Bubba Jenkins on MMA
“I hope with my resume, two-time finalist, national champion, junior world champion, that I should get a good match in MMA. Because not any match will do. They aren’t ready for my quickness. "
Correction
Bubba Jenkins hopes that with his resume, blah blah, that Bubba will get a good match. Because not any match will do. They aren’t ready for Bubba’s quickness.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
They don't let you wear doo-rags in the MMA.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
That scene with Brusewicz and Leuer right there was priceless.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
needds to be
a mastercard commerical
I don't intend to upset folks with the way I write it just happens,,,
We will read our Bibles. We will attack the pages. We will win. We will wrestle harder. Q is our champ. But he is the start.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
PSU needs to hire you as the motivational coach
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Brands approved
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
They've already signed Robles for that.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Can that guy just hope off into the sunset all ready
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
hop off into the sunset
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I would have laughed a lot if you had spelled it right. Therefore, I'm still laughing, just not as much.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I know. I am still kicking myself
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
THE BIBLE REQUIRES AN INTENSITY THAT IS NOT USED IN DAILY LIFE, EXCEPT FOR WRESTLING!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Bubba Jenkins.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
BUBBA JENKINS IS NOT INTENSE ENOUGH FOR PENN STATE, NOR IOWA STATE!!!!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Caels knows best
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
NO FUCKING WAY!
GABLE WAS CAEL BEFORE CAEL WAS EVEN BORN. AND HE PASSED THAT KNOWLEDGE ON TO THE BURNING SUN THAT IS TOM BRANDS!!!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
You made a swear!
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
INTENSITY WILL DO THAT TO A MAN. OR A WRESTLING MACHINE CLOAKED IN A MAN-LIKE RUBBER SUIT.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
A real wrestler can contain himself to regular text.
All caps weakens you. You are overextended. Your opponent will thus have his own shot.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I SHOOT I SCORE. HE SHOOTS, I SCORE.
YOU KNOW WHO SAID THAT? THE GUY THAT HAS 22 MORE TITLES THAN CAEL. DAN FUCKING GABLE.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Dan Gable all caps does not
Oh, crap, I’ve gone from coach to yoda? WTF??
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE YOU HAVE YET TO ACKNOWLDGE MY NEW SIG AND AVATAR, YOU BLUE AND WHITE CHAMPION DOUCHE!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
What happens when no one is watching is what matters. Type in all caps and you will not win when no one is watching. Then you will not win when everyone is watching.
And that is losing.
Lose bad. Rambler no like lose.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Sometimes losing is winning, ask Gable
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
and I got my witness
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
LOSING IS WINNING.
WINNING A LOSER CONTEST!
GUYS NEED TO DO WHAT THEY CAN FOR THEMSELVES AT THIS POINT. THAT INCLUDES ME.
/takes off dress shirt, showing singlet. Shoots at legs of all champions on nearest medal stand.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
False.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh
So you don’t like playing Iowa in football. Makes sense.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
IF THERE WASN'T A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AROUND (CARFINO'S WAY) ,
I’D TAKE YOU DOWN AND RIDE YOU WITH THE REQUIRED INTENSITY!
OH, WAIT, SHE SAID THAT SHE LIKES WRESTLERS! NEVERMIND THEN, I’M NOT WAITING.
/shoots at Rambler’s leg, with vicious intensity.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I go around for the two.
I have the lead.
15 seconds
Still riding
5 seconds
End
I win
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I AM AN OLYMPIC CHAMPION.
WE WRESTLE FOR 5 PERIODS!!!
/puts Rambler in full nelson. Waits for exiting referee to tap the mat.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
You both get mat herpes and never
know the love of a woman again
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
You both get mat herpes and never
know the love of a woman
/fixed it for ya
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Thanks
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
THERE IS A CURE FOR MAT HERPES,
AND THAT IS SUPREME INTENSITY!
I HAS IT!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Intensity only spreads it
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
MY INTENSITY IS BETTER THAN YOURS.
DAMN RIGHT, IT’S BETTER THAN YOURS.
I COULD TEACH YOU, BUT I’D HAVE TO CHARGE.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I had to read that like four times before I saw what you did.
Sad.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
buck up
you’ve been clutch this weekend
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
fist bump
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Unlike Iowa.
No fist bumps for them. The War gets harder. It will be a war. Bubba Jenkins.
The War of Bubba Jenkins’ Ear.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
They are veterans.
You have won the battle, but we are dominating the war.
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
No.
That chapter is finished. This chapter is finished. another is written……….starting…..now.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
And there it is.
Rambler finally writes a decent post. I liked this one.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Okay Benjy
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I would have thought John Irving would have been the first to
make a font/wrestling analogy
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
but he probably gets laid a lot at Arizona State
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
distraction
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Helped him perfect that cradle though
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I'm pretty sure that's a crime if you do that to a lady
Anyway, ladies are a distraction from the universal battle.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Not in Iowa
all those hormones in the milk helps us keep pumping out superior sets of wrestling twins
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
nice
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Yeah but your mom isn't a lady.
So I did it.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
IT IS A DISTRACTION THAT DOES NOT LEAD TO MORE INTENSITY!
POON, THAT IS.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
The joy of my dvr
I had it off, actually, and was listening to the radio, but could go back and watch.
Who was it that was discussing HuHot the other night?
I’ve been home from there for about 20 minutes, and I’m already feeling it.
I’m not good at following directions.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Mar 19, 2011 9:08 PM CDT reply actions
You are supposed to let them cook the food.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
OT Heads up
Ross is out watching the UFC event at a bar. If the thread gets slow, feel free to start a fanshot or fanpost for the late bball games. If SMA is still here, maybe he’ll throw another thread on the front page.
So wait, is this NCAA Wrestling?
Or World’s Strongest Man?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
We'll know if we see any VW Bug chasses.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
But, but he is like Michael Jordan. No one has ever been as good as Cael, ever.
Why wouldn’t you want to wrestle for him
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
It's true; no one has ever been as good as Cael, ever.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Boom, waffled
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
fluke
Bubba Taylor is too douchey to be a human, so it doesn’t count.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Bubba Taylor? Eh, whatever.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I WOULD MOLIFY BUBBA JENKINS WITH A COMBINATION OF INTENSITY AND
STRANGLING HIM WITH HIS OWN DOO-RAG!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Give me a break.
You totally left yourself open for that. At least give me credit. That was pretty sweet.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Your mom was totally open last night!
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I ADMIRE YOUR MOTHER'S INTENSITY!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Cael and Brands both know the Eternal Universal War continues. They remain humble.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
Brands remains vigilant against the eastern threat
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I REMAIN VIGILANT AGAINST ALL THREATS: EASTERN, WESTERN, NORTHERN, SOUTHERN, AND THOSE FROM THE MOON!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
All caps are the threat you do not face.
They will kill you.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
INTENSITY IS NOT A THREAT TO ME, IT IS MY FRIEND.
I CAN NOT BE KILLED BY CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Intensity cannot be faked.
You are faking it.
You must harness it. You cannot lie your way to glory in the War.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
NO FAKERY HERE.
FAKERY IS RESERVED FOR A WRESTLING TEAM THAT SENDS MANY GUYS TO THE FINALS, AND ONLY COMES AWAY WITH ONE SLIGHTLY DUBIOUS INDIVIDUAL CHAMPION. CAEL IS A HUGE FAKER.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Brands would never write that.
Brands is more humble. You are not the real Cael. Or the real Brands.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
THERE IS NO REAL CAEL. HE IS PORTRAYED BY A CABAL OF MEN AND WOMEN AND MAGIC POTATOES FROM IDAHO.
I AM THE REAL BRANDS. IF I WAS NOT SPENDING SO MUCH TIME ARGUING WITH YOU TONIGHT, IOWA WOULD HAVE WON THE NCAAS. AS IS, I HAVE JUST CREATED A RIVALRY THAT WILL KEEP MY STABLE OF SUPER-WRESTLERS MOTIVATED FOR THE NEXT COOUPLE OF DECADES!!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Stop screwing boars.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
OK!
BUT THAT MEANS I HAVE TO START WINNING NATIONAL TITLES. YOU EITHER GET TO KEEP THE CHASTE-NESS OF YOUR BOARS OR THE PSU NATIONAL TITLES, BUT NOT BOTH. CHOOSE WISELY (AND INTENSELY)!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Boars are a distraction. If you want them, you may have them.
We prefer chickens here. Less noisy, less distracting.
The War must be loud. We cannot be distracted. Chickens.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Goodnight is not ofrever.
The war is ofrever. And forever.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope that was a play on
I. Said. Good day!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I seriously doubt this is the first time your hogs have been
screwed by a human, considering they were raised in Pennsylvania
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Seriously, we prefer chickens. And sometimes Jerseys.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
IN IOWA, WE PREFER MAKING LOVE TO THE TWO DOZEN NATIONAL TITLE TROPHIES THAT WE HAVE.
GOOD LUCK ON ALLOWING BOTH YOUR TROPHIES TO SATISFY ALL OF CENTRAL PENNSYLVANIA (AND ANY HILL PEOPLE FROM WEST VIRGINIA WHO SNEAK OVER AND JOIN IN).
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
THE TROPHIES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF A COMPOSITE MATERIAL
THAT IS SIMPLE MADE TO LOOK LIKE WOOD.
THEREFORE, I CAN NOT CORRECTLY REFER TO IT AS MY WOOD!
I CAN INTENSELY TALK ABOUT MY HARD GOLD MEDALS, IF YOU WISH!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
There was a crazy scramble in the HWTs
We almost had a third fall (second defensive fall), but came away with no points and the guy from lehigh still in control, despite being exposed to the mat for a few seconds.
Umm, Jordan Taylor, nice try.
Go get em next time.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Hey, WaterlooBrands.
I caught you and Terry screwing one of my pigs. Knock it off.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
MAYBE SO, BUT WE DID SO WITH SUPREME INTENSITY!
AND THE SOW LOVED EVERY MOMENT OF THE ENCOUNTER!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
It was a boar, you freak.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think you should speak for the sow.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
IF IT WAS A BOAR, THEN THAT WAS TERRY.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow I have had a night
Where is the booze?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:29 PM CDT reply actions
I'll be boozing soon.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Our town's pub crawl was tonight
But with 3 passed out roommates I think my duties are done.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Hoofta.
I can pretty much imagine.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Yeah
It was pretty entertaining. They got back and had a sack tapping competition.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
So you didn't partake in the festivities?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Shit no
Have you ever been punched in the balls by a drunk guy sober? Not something i want again.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I meant the pub crawl.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Ah
I’m not of age. Inside a month.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Bumski
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Yeah
Coulda been worse. Made a few bucks being the dd and had the house to myself. So not awful
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
True
The bars were 19 when I was there. Just had to figure on a drinking ticket once per year and I never had any spare money. It was worth it though.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Ah they're solid 21 at SDSU now
But I guess it was so crazy tonight you got ID’d when you went in to a bar, got a drink and when you left. Or so I was told.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
You're at SDSU?
Oh.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Yep
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Because we have weiners.
Duh.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
They sometimes make girls do weird stuff too
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Sometimes make us do weird girls
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Boom.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
um...Robles wasn't an underdog
he was a top seed with 30 lbs of muscle on his opponents
Raising was born with two stomachs and he didn't even get one interview
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
AS HIS COACH, I CAN VOUCH THAT RASING DOES INDEED HAVE FOUR STOMACHS.
BUT WE HAVE ONE SURGICALLY REMOVED FOR EACH YEAR OF ELIGIBILITY THAT PASSES WITHOUT HIM WINNING A NATIONAL TITLE. THAT’S HOW INTENSE WE ARE HERE AT IOWA!!!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm gonna tell everyone WaterlooChazz has sex with boars.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
YOU'LL PROBABLY TELL THEM THAT DAVID TAYLOR IS A GOOD WRESTLER AS WELL.
THEY WILL NOT BELIEVE SUCH TALL TALES.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
David Taylor made Terry cry.
I know you remember that, Tom.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
IT IS TRUE. WHEN WE FOUND OUT TAYLOR WOULD NOT ACCEPT OUR OFFER
TO WALK ON AT IOWA, TERRY DID TEAR UP A BIT. BUT HE DID SO WITH INTENSITY, SO I FORGAVE HIM. THEN, WE WENT TO YOUR HOG CONFINEMENT TO TRAIN AND RELIEVE OUR STRESS.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Your trouble, Tom, is that you act like you coach at Arkansas, not Iowa.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
IT IS A GUISE.
I WANT PSU TO THINK THAT I AM BUILDING ARKANSAS INTO A WRESTLING POWER, SO AS TO DISTRACT THEM. THEN, I INTENSELY PUT ON A BLACK AND GOLD SINGLET AND MOVE IN FOR THE PIN!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I shouldn't call you Tom
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
CALL ME WHATEVER YOU WISH, BUT PUT THE WORD
“INTENSE” BEFORE IT.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder if he pointed that out
“um, actually, im the #1 seed, so i was supposed to win. just sayin”
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
The War continues
The blog war continues as well.
I will post more.
I will win. Goodnight.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
WAR WAS U2'S MOST DARKLY INTENSE ALBUM. I TRAIN TO ITS MUSIC FOR 22 HOURS PER DAY.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
In my book
forcing the women who work for you to sleep with you will never get old. So there.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
It was new when he was still alive..
That is zombie Bob Barker..
by coltranemonk on Mar 19, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
He was referred to Lesley Visser's hair/tanning salon.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Crap
Wrestling is done. Basketball is almost done. what the hell am i gonna do until september?
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
Fantasy Baseball is a good way to actually enjoy the baseball regular season.
Just sayin.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Ok, so I just rolled in. Did I read right? The incomparable David Taylor not only lost but got his ass pinned?
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Flat and dead
Also, Frank Molinaro was taken to the hospital for a rape kit
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Quentin Wright and God both won.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
DO NOT TOY WITH MY GOD, YOU BLUE AND WHITE AGNOSTIC TEMPORARY CHAMPION!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
By a guy named Bubba nonetheless!
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
A guy Cael didn't want on the team and wouldn't release from PSU, nonetheless
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Bubba acted like he deserved it tonight.
And I called McD a meathead in jest. Ugh.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
And Bubba derided all MMAers as pussies because they are not him.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Then Bubba pretended to machine gun the entire arena.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
He's not making this up, folks.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Be honest Rambler, did you tear up a little?
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
No.
I nearly broke a water bottle, slammed some stuff, did not cry.
Bubba sux. In the game of life.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
a good, solid response. good work
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Then, Bubba signed a deal with WWE. He will appear at Wrestlemania, but we are not sure if or who he will wrestle. Perhaps Cameron Wade.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Kerry McCoy.
I would call it black-on-black crime, but it would be only a oneway beating.
KERRY KERRY KERRY
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
TRUE, KERRY MCCOY WOULD ABSOLUTELY AND INTENSELY MURDER JENKINS.
AND I WOULD APPLAUD. INTENSELY.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Bubba?

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
And Ave Maria played as a shaft of light shown down
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I should have told you.
I’m sorry. I was so excited I forgot to.
But yes, that totally happened. It was amazing.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
That would have cheered me up immensely after Butler destroyed my bracket, yet again
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Chazz
Is your caps lock button set to “Retard” right now?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
I second this.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
He has swine flu
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Very nice.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Appreciated
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Seriously
His fingers are going to hoarse from all that yelling.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Damnit
There’s supposed to be a “get” in there somewhere
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I am trying to win him over.
Less defensible than Maserati Mo.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
WHY CAN YOU ALL NOT SEE THAT I AM MERELY TAKING TOM BRANDS'S ADVICE
TO BECOME MORE INTENSITY? IF YOU MUST CALL ME A RETARD, THEN CALL ME AN INTENSE RETARD. AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE CASE OF ROBLES, AN INTENSE RETARD CAN STILL WIN A NATIONAL TITLE.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
So, what are the odds that the wrestling team will be struck with a sudden case of blood pee by tomorrow morning?
by justsomehawkeyefan on Mar 19, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions
I think they usually get a week or so off and then start training for the offseason
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
University Nationals is coming up
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Big freestyle tournament in April
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I think someone should intensely hit Chazz's reset button.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
TOO LATE. THE BUTTON IS TAPED UP BECAUSE I WAS INTENSELY WRESTLING ON IT WITHOUT THE PROPER PROTECTIVE GEAR.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Then you need to go intensely run some stadium stairs at your local football stadium or basketball arena
You need to enhance your physical intensity before you can perfect your mental intensity
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
I think a nice case of Rhabdo would suffice.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I HAVE HAD RHABDO SO MANY TIMES THAT I AM NOW IMMUNE TO IT.
AND IT IS TOO DARK OUT TO RUN STADIUM STEPS AT THE MOMENT. PERHAPS I WILL START AT DAWN TOMORROW. AND I WILL DO SO INTENSELY!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
then go to anytime fitness and run on the treadmill
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
The limit of intensity is darkness, who knew
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I'd almost prefer one of Ohiohawks poems to this right now
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
BITE YOUR TONGUE, PITS, WITH INTENSITY!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
This Wisconsin game is actually a very good watch.
Wisconsin is proving that they can score with teams if they need to.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
My KState friends laughed at me when I said I had them in the E8.
Bastards, I have more faith in their team than they do.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Those people do not have a lot of tradition. And they are second-best in their state.
Imagine Iowa State only without as much basketball tradition.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
They do have history.
It is from like the 50’s though. I really like KState fans. They are self deprecating and know their traditions are everyone elses. Power Cat = Tiger Hawk, Willie the Wildcat, Bill Snyder and on and on
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you mostly like them because they are anti-KU
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Probably to a certain extent, I do like their fans a lot more than KU fans.
I have a guy friend at work that lets me talk about Iowa sports so I feel like I should let him talk about KState. Granted, I dominate the conversation w/ Iowa b/c we just kick ass. He is the only guy that sits close to me so he is my only outlet at work. Some of it was bound to sink in.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Totally understandable
I feel like I have spent 7 years in purgatory: Lawrence, KS to Fairbanks, Ak to Lubbock, TX. Hardly anyone to talk Iowa with.
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
At least you can talk football/basketball/wrestling and it doesn't go to hockey
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
What do you think happens in Alaska?
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Sorry, totally glossed over alaska
my apologies
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
No problem
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Are you in Lubbock now?
When I lived in Houston I knew a kid at TT. He told me they wore khakis w/ cowboy boots there. It blew my mind.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
They wear cowboy boots with anything.
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Guns up is lame too.
The drive between Lubbock and Lawrence, KS is the flatest, most boring drive in North America.
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
What's guns up?
I’ve done the 1-35 a few times. Last October in fact, we almost lost our minds north of Emporia. Ended up trying to see how many of the 99 counties in Iowa we could name. I think we had 70ish.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Guns Up is the Tech catch phrase, like "Go Hawks"
I have driven to Alaska and back twice. No comparable stretch on the drive is as mind numbing.
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
We drove through Dallas, going to Houston, the day of the Baylor/Tech game at the Cotton Bowl.
Totally got caught in the traffic. It was awful. Funniest part was that we didn’t even know where the Cotton Bowl was until I saw it off to the East on the way home.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Ugh, I am not a huge fan of west Texas
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I hated living in TX and I was only there for 7 months.
I’m not a Yankee you stupid fucks. The war is over.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
We Won
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I'm pretty sure that is what 22yo me told the guy twice my size.
Jesus, they are dumb hicks down there.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Just a factoid
but Iowa had the highest rate of volunteerism for military service during the Civil War for any state North or South
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Listen, I don't come here for facts.
I come for the sweeping generalizations and stay for the batshit insanity and mild sexually harassment by KCP.
Actually, I think I might have read that somewhere.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
This makes me a little sad
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Why? Dont' be sad.
Because I don’t like facts or b/c I KCP sexually harasses me?
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
The facts thing
I don’t mind mild sexual harassment
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
It is a joke I have w/ my sister.
Someone will ask me something that I may or may not know the answer to and I will answer w/ something that is completely plausible and my sister will call me out on it. When she does that I tell her I’m not interested in her “facts”. They mean nothing to me.
I like facts.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Aww, thanks Carfy!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Gettysburg.
I hope Bubba Jenkins’s machine guns jam and explode next time.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Atlanta, hahahaha
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
nice sig
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Ditto
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
What he said
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
True
But that can be a lot of fun to watch. Just look at UConn right now. Kemba was a blast to watch in that first half.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Jordan Taylor though is proving that he's better suited for a slow-down style of play.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Ok Wiscy
time to take control of the game back. Ultimately, this pace does you no favors.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
This thread is over 1000 comments.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
you should be here during football season
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Speaking of which
that little white dude from Wiscy just brought the hammer to one of the KS players.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I was here all football season.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I thought so.
I was just saying because there are 1K+ in a half on good days
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
YOU ARE CORRECT, RUPERT!
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Glad Wisky made it a game again
Just not sure if I want them to win
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 9:59 PM CDT reply actions
I almost went there
Although I couldn’t see myself going there, I still kind of have a soft spot for them
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
There is quite a difference between the two towns.
Hippies vs. Marines
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Manhattan is a shithole and that campus is seriously outdated.
But I still kind of like their athletics. Probably because they’re good for beating Texas more often than not.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
B1G all the way..
I have an all big ten final four..
by coltranemonk on Mar 19, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't understand why there is a contingent of people on here who can't stand Brusewicz.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Si Senora
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Only when he plays us.
Then he’s dirty. otherwise he is scrappy
by coltranemonk on Mar 19, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
That eTrade commercial with Lorenzo just about made me shit myself
I have never seen that one.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
My God.
Pullen is good.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Ok Jordan Taylor we get it
you know how to throw up garbage shots, you can stop any time now.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
The afro-ginger from distance
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
I like this Wisconsin team.
Especially because I have them in the Final Four.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I see people that aren't Pullen exploding off screens and squaring up to the ball and think:
“Who are you kidding? You don’t want to shoot.”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:13 PM CDT reply actions
Jordan Taylor knock it the fuck off.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
and then he fouls a jump shooter behind the 3 point line
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
No fucking way.
You don’t call the foul when Taylor was shooting and then you call that. Yeah he bumped him, but still.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Exactly.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Big time.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I say you do not foul if you're Wisconsin.
But that’s just me.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I would foul
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Carfino'sWay are you watching?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
That's the first time I've seen that one.
I’ve seen other Napa Know Hows though.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
There it is.
I missed me some Napa Know How
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:17 PM CDT reply actions
IT DOES EXIST!!
MY SOUL HAS NOW BEEN RAPED!!!
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
I wasn't paying attention.
Oh wait, I looked up and thought what the hell is this shit and looked back down. I think I get the jist.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Jordan Taylor
Redemption
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Kid can't blame himself for the loss
Without him this woulda been a blow out.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:21 PM CDT reply actions
UConn's whole season right there
I hope Bubba Jenkins’s machine guns jam and explode next time.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Couldn't get to sleep little guy? Nightmares?
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Hehe.
Me likey.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Roosevelt sucked.
I hope Bubba Jenkins’s machine guns jam and explode next time.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to let that one slide Rambler.
You’ve had a tough day. What with me posting pictures of both you and your mom in the thread earlier today and all. Let’s not make a habit of that though.
/Yeah, I know but that speech was fucking awesome and if you don’t agree you’re a fucking pussy.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I never sleep.
I hope Bubba Jenkins’s machine guns jam and explode next time.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Like herpes. We keep getting Rambler flare ups
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
YOU ARE NOT INTENSE ENOUGH TO SLEEP!
AND HOW DARE YOU DENIGRATE ANY MEMBER OF THE ROOSEVELT DYNASTY. THOSE PEOPLE WERE INTENSE, DESPITE THE POLIO AND THE STD’S.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
They were not that intense.
Teddy was , Franky just raised taxes and let the Soviet spies infitrate Washington
I hope Bubba Jenkins’s machine guns jam and explode next time.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Without those soviet spies, PSU would not have a wrestling NC right now
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Lycurgus is making a late surge for PotN
Poster of the Night
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
YES, THE COMMIES HELPED PSU TO THEIR SUCCESS IN THE 1950'S.
MCCARTHYYISM WAS TOO BUSY IN WISCONSIN AND WASHINGTON DC.
FDR WAS ABLE TO BRING A COUNTRY OUT OF DEPRESSION AND DO MOST OF THE LEGWORK (LOL) TO WIN A WORLD CONFLICT. HE WAS SUPER-INTENSE! ALMOST LIKE ROBLES.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I did pick the moniker of the law-giver
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
But I'm the only one w/ the green comment.
Thanks for that guys.
Damn glass ceiling.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Are we going to have to fight now?
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Not as long as you acknowledge me in your acceptance speech.
Besides you know I would win.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
You do have cats on your side and you are completely
unconcerned with facts. I would be rendered weaponless
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Voodoo cats.
You have to admit that I have been known to use facts when I need them. I don’t remember when but maybe you do.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
You used facts earlier tonight on coaches records
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
There you go.
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Thanks Swars!
I would like to also thank Wikipedia.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I got your back, yo
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
I believe I got fact checked by you yesterday as well.
Terre Haute ring a bell?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I didn't want to mention that in case your feelings were still hurt.
And when you say it like that it sounds like we spent the night in a seedy motel in Terre Haute.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
No, umm, that, well,
wait, are we umm, I didn’t, umm, no comment.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
The only animal that has voodoo powers is a chihuahua
those things fuck with your soul
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
You also ignored facts in our St John debate
you are crafty
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I make my own facts.
OPINIONS ARE FACTS!
/I don’t really believe that
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Bubba Jenkins
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Bubba machin gunned Soviet dissidents.
I hope Bubba Jenkins’s machine guns jam and explode next time.
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
MAYBE SO.
BUT THE CURRENT THREAT IS CLEARLY IN THE MIDDLE EAST, AND BUBBA’S HEAD SCARF TELLS ME HE HAS ALLOWED THEM TO INFLUENCE HIS THINKING AND HIS STYLE OF DRESS.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
That's true too
I feel bad for Pullen though.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Wisky better watch out for Butler
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:22 PM CDT reply actions
This is true.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Lets consider the rise of Butler for a moment.
At this point (and especially if they win a game or two next week) does anyone else think Butler can be considered one of the premiere places to go if you want to play basketball? They have been more consistently good in this tournament over the past few years than some of the traditional powerhouses…
If the coach was smart
He would stay the fuck put.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinda like Gonzaga about 15 years ago
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
No.
That is all.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I have to agree
And I think it’s better for “The Butler Way” if they don’t get the superstars.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, Butler is nice at the moment,
but they don’t have the resources/alumni/etc. to stay at the top for long. Also, somebody will get desperate enough to offer their coach a couple million per year, and he might not be able to refuse.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
That never happened.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe.
Except Butler and their coach are even more desirable right now. I could see a program like Illinois or somebody even bigger going after that guy within 2 or 3 years.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I like where your head's at
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Indiana?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
No, Indiana is not firing Crean for a few more years.
He’s got talent.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
In terms of his players anyway.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I don't think Butler guy (is it Stevens?) is leaving for Tennessee.
That whole athletic department has been in disarray for about 5 years.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I suppose
I guess they still have the “name” to get a couple of big timers here and there.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Not to mention in-state talent.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Unlike some Big Ten schools
they can actually keep their quality in-state talent too, so they got that goin for them.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
When/if Indiana gets back on their feet,
do you think Butler stays as strong? I don’t.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
The two are probably somewhat corollary.
But I think Butler can still be a good team because that state produces a lot of D-1 talent.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Ok UCONN, don't fuck this up.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
How is that not goaltending?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I had no clue that games were on TBS until just now.
I’ve been looking for this game during commercials. This is also why I didn’t get to see the end of the Pitt/Butler game.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
even though I picked UCONN to winn 2 more, i wouldn't mind a loss
more chaos, more fun
Yep.
Once I lose a final four team from my bracket, I’m hoping for hoop meltdown.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
you shut yer mouth.
They shall win it all.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Romantic Puppy Surprise
God I love OldSpice commercials
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:29 PM CDT reply actions
anybody else here accidentally hit Z on other websites, expecting it to go to the next comment
only to be disappointed when nothing happens?
Yes.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I sometimes hit z when I have the cursor in the subject line
and keep hitting it so my subject line reads “zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” when I want to type my next comment
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I keep going back to yesterday's thread to see the gif of the ginger kid rubbing ice cream on himself. I love that.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:41 PM CDT reply actions
Does your cat look at you weird when you eat Chinese food in front of it?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I think the more important question is:
Does it eat it when you offer Chinese food to it.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I've heard before that if you die and are left lying there dogs will mourn your death and lie next to you
until someone comes along. Whereas cats will start eating you. So I guess turnabouts fair play.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Cats always want to stick their butts in your face too.
I hate them
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Don't hate.
Mine are cool. Brett is a whore. She has a thing for cable guys. George is a little more shy.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Women will never stop trying to convince us that their cats are the cool exception
to the smelly, conceited rule
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I think this one finally put it over the top.
Ladies and gentleman, meet your champion.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Doesn't usually take a lot of convincing for most guys.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
That they are cool?
I have yet to meet a cat I like or respect.
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I think KCP and I thought you were using that as an euphemism for
euphemism and not really talking about real cats. Maybe you are.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah. I thought it was just kind of a double entendre.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Okay, your comments have taken on strange new meaning
Of course I was taking about real cats. How much do you like cable guys?
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Extra Credit
The contest had already been called and we get this. It’s like Christmas morning around here.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I feel like she is playing a Jedi mind trick on me
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
And George Brett.
Was it Chazz that posted that audio of George talking about shitting himself in Vegas, because that was a high-quality conversation.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Just the audio.
In case you’re one of the few who still trusts my links. Linky.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Transcript.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I did no such thing.
I respect George too much.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I got nothing but respect for a man who shits himself twice a year.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Feel free to talk smack about George Brett.
I love him and his leathery skin.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously, you really have to listen to that audio.
George Brett is most definitely the man.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
No, that really is my cat.
That’s what happens when I try to comment salty, it just confuses everyone.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe you just have the high brow risque humor
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
There is nothing highbrow about comments that make people think I fucked the cable guy.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
But they were subtle
and made us think that you have named your vagina after a former Royal (that is classy)
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I'm considering naming my weiner Brett Saberhagen now.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
It's Lima Time
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
RIP big fella
I was actually at a Royals game when I heard the news of his passing.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Just don't name it Alex Gordon, or it'll be all hype and no production
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
I'm just imagining the possibilities of this.
If only he were a knuckleballer.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
That is the post that won it for me.
I laughed and laughed.
When you look at it like that I also made you think my vagina took at shit that smelled like cat ass.
This did not happen.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Regardless
any unpleasant smell would be masked by a hell of a lot of piney freshness
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Bubba Jenkins
On that note. I bid you adieu for the evening. Maybe I will read you tomorrow.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm pretty much done for the night, too
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
So will hogs if you fall down and die in their pin.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Especially if you have just been screwing them.
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
The quest for #1 continues.
Rumble young man rumble.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
It is just a cautionary tale for Chazz and Rambler
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
JUST RAMBLER. I WAS INTENSELY JOKING EARLIER.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Now I'm concerned about what goes on down there in Lubbock.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently pig fucking
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
A kind of shennanigans that you have never before witnessed or concieved
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I'm not sure shit snacks
is an appropriate thing to say when talking about cat poop. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Which I can respect
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Good point.
I didn’t think that Archer catch phrase usage through very well.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I figured out why I like Kemba Walker. Reminds me of this:

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions
BHGP March Madness
1420 PPR. Be jealous.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
If we have the same picks how are you 100 points ahead of me?
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 19, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Strategerie.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I think I have dropped to 134th in BHGP.
Pitt was in my national title game.
Only 6 of my elite 8 remain (had Gonzaga and Pitt).
I think Pitt will be one of those teams that I’ll usually pick to go fairly far, and then one year, I’ll grow a pair and put them out early, and they’ll win it all.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
So is this going to be the only 2nd Round game the Big East wins?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
And this hardly counts
because a Big East team HAD to win this one.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Marquette and Syracuse play tomorrow in the same situation.
Then they have Notre Dame going tomorrow.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Ah
cheaters
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Butler coach says his players didn't quit and calls them Bulldogs in the post-game.
Nice.
Also, Jamie Dixon looks a lot older than I remember him.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Losing in the first couple rounds every year will do that to you.
We will become more intensity!!!
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 19, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
CINCY FAIL
Wow. That was funny.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 11:05 PM CDT reply actions
I had already changed the channel.
What happened?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Guy had an open layup. Missed.
UCONN didn’t contest it. He got his own rebound. Still uncontested. Went up for a dunk and bricked it. No one got close to him.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 19, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Beautiful.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
So i flipped over to SNL (don't judge me) and Eminem is singing with LIl Wayne with a crazy older white guy playing the keyboard
funny stuff
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Clearly it is a law of the interwebs that any thread with significant Rambler must go full retard.
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