I AM REAdY FOR MARCHACRATIOn to BEGIN! LETS D O THIS! YOUR DEAD MEAT AIRBALL!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
by DRUGS on Mar 10, 2011 7:53 AM CST
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PrintHahaha, oh man I haven't been up thsi early since like, 2004 when I worked a5 that flooring company and we had to get up super fucking early to sand floors or whatever. Man that sucked. But its kinda cool now, like, since I knew I had to be up hella fucking early, I basically jsut didn't go to bed art all. Stayed up aaaaaaalll night ragin' & listening to Cypress Hill and Yes and Pantera. But I'm not tired! Ahaha. I'm super wide awake and I jsut ate like, half a box of Weaties. The box had some car racer guy on it. I was all like WTF? Car racing guys arent; even sports! They jsut drive around. His moustache is fucken sick though - he looks liek a porn star or a gay motorcycle cop. Haha, that's rodundant, I know. BOOM. ROASTED.I also ate half a grapefruit cuz that's supposed to be real good for you, with milk.
Anyway fuck yes! I'm ready for this tournement and I'm going to kikc AIRBALL's ass! He sucks at basketball and I'm actually pretty fuckikng good. I was the best player on the B Team in 8th grade, and I play a tlot of Wii basketball now and I've seen teh Bastekball Diaries like, 15 times. BRING IT YOU PUSSY AIRBALL MOTHERFUCKER!!
I still need a pair of mesh shorts to borrow from someone if anyone has any I can borrow. I'll get them back to you super quick, after my mom washeds them. She uses that stuff with the bear. Smells nice. If not I'll just wear sweats. And I found my other shoe it was in the bathroom. Thanks Gabe for seeign it there and telling me.
I'm heading iover to the rec center now to get stretched & practice my 3 pointer (my "j" hahaha). I have Gatoraid too. Grape. Can we do wall-dunking? Whatever I'll domanate anyway. I'm playing a dude named AIRBALL! He probably sucks. I mean his name is fucking AIRBALL! And I'm baslicaly Clide the Glide only like, way white haha. I can still ball though. Thats what she said! RFLOMAO!!
Whoa, I just noticed theres a thing here that says "the jum" only it;s in all capital letetrs. That's funny, cuz in basketball I'm gonna JUMP all over AIRBALL"S ass!
Ok, I'll see you at teh gym. If you see my brother, tell him to bring my hitter back and my Mars Volta cd too. MARCHIFRICATION! YES!
Haha, the wordcount is exactly 420.
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Is this what it is like when someone drinks a bunch of 4-Loco?
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
A bunch?
That is just one can my friend.
Damn you super sperm!
by Feelin' Orney on Mar 10, 2011 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, last night was awesome.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Now I'm kinda wishing that Drugs hadn't already been eliminated
Although I guess no one is ever truly eliminated from Marchifornication…
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
I think you've touched on something there.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 8:56 AM CST up reply actions
Which of these things is not like the other?
Stayed up aaaaaaalll night ragin’ & listening to Cypress Hill and Yes and Pantera.
Wait, whaaaaaaaaaat?!?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
Is that Dutch or German on the sign?
I’m thinking Dutch. That would make sense.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2011 9:27 AM CST up reply actions
Dutch
Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa
by Not Marv Cook on Mar 10, 2011 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
hahaha I like your signature
although I’m not sure it’s true…
by DJK's bongwater on Mar 11, 2011 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
Well it's definitely behind the stadium at Valley, and they just build a pretty nice new stadium at Udale.
So it’s at best 3rd. And those are the only two HS stadiums with which I’m familiar in DSM.
Epically epic.
Also, it’s exactly spot-on with my druggie friend/coworker who finally showed up one time to play ball after constantly saying he would. Showed up in jorts because he didn’t have athletic shorts. Was absolutely horrible but blamed it on his fitness level, saying he was going to get out there more and once he was in shape, man, watch out, because he was awesome in junior high. Didn’t bring any water to an outdoor court so took all of mine. Then spent the next two months claiming he was going to play again and get in shape before giving up on the ruse.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
You already lost, chump!
We don’t smoke marijuana in Iowa City anymore! We don’t take no trips on LSD!
AIRBHG is going all the way until he loses to PW!
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
DRUGS was robbed in MARCHIFORNICATION.
Damn you, rhabdo.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
To be fair
Drugs wouldn’t have shown up on time… It would’ve been a forfeit no matter what
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 10, 2011 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
Well, DRUGS did finally show up on March 10th, a whole week after Marchifornication started, so your point is valid.
But now that they’re here, chaos can be increased.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Hey where the fuck is everybodY/?
I’v been here for like, over an hour. Arent; me n AIRBALL supposed to play for this MARCHICALABRATION tournament? He probaly pussed out and isn’t coming, right?
Wait, am I at the right rec center?
Shut up, Chazz.
by DRUGS on Mar 10, 2011 12:41 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Now my profile thing says I voted for DRUGS.
I guess I’m pro-DRUGS now? Neat.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Mar 10, 2011 12:42 PM CST reply actions
Well, he/she won me over.
I guess it can happen to anybody.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 10, 2011 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
Hahaha, duuuuuuuuuuude! All right!~
I knew you’d learn to liek me eventually. Pretty mcuh eveyone always does.
Wanna hang out? Do y ou liek Pink Floyd?
Call me, Chazz!
by DRUGS on Mar 10, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Don't forget black lights and posters
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 10, 2011 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
Somebody changed their signature...
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 10, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
I should probably let you all know that I am working in conjunction with law enforcement...
and this is the beginning of a sting operation. But don’t tell DRUGS. I want to see the look on his face when the fuzz comes through the door.
Oh, hi, DRUGS. Yes, I’ll call you. What is your phone number, address, license plate number, and if you have any bank account information, that would be helpful, too.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 11, 2011 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
I was thinking a Nigerian Prince for a moment there.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 11, 2011 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
I'm all for DRUGS
but I fear that since DRUGS has merely been a tool for the “one whose name won’t be spoken” that this may be a ploy for Him to use as an excuse to smite the werewolf in spring ball. All hail his power and might.
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
Dude.
You missed it, bro. We heard you got laid up in the hospital. Go smoke another J. It’ll be alright.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 10, 2011 6:34 PM CST up reply actions
Wonder if he made it home...
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 11:45 PM CST reply actions
Not quite
He’s sleeping in my bathtub
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 10, 2011 11:47 PM CST up reply actions
Nevermind, he's up
He just played a guitar solo on my cat and then pooped in the kitchen sink.
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 10, 2011 11:50 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, that's not very nice -
cats are much more of a rhythm section instrument.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 11:53 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, he just smoked some dryer lint and ate four Jenga blocks
I’m sending him to your house.
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 10, 2011 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks for the heads up.
I’ll warn the cats.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 11, 2011 6:46 AM CST up reply actions
In three minutes?
"Yeah! I'll take a walk....over to Kirk Douglas's house!"
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2011 8:27 AM CST up reply actions
He's a fast pooper.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 11, 2011 8:40 AM CST up reply actions
I gotta admit
whoever is behind this particular meme/character is fucking brillant. Just expertly done and excellently executed.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
True dat.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 11, 2011 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
What are you talking about. Meme? Character?
There really is an anthropomorphized embodiment of illegal drugs and it really does post on BHGP.
by The Final Gun on Mar 11, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
Is it any wonder he looks like Charlie Sheen?
WINNING
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 11, 2011 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
Recent events
have only made the character that much better. To be fair to DRUGS, he was here before Carlos Irwin Estevez (look it up) went off the deep end.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yes.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 11, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
The weird thing
is that wouldn’t be the strangest thing that went on around here.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 11, 2011 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
Pantera released two more albums after 1994 (three if you count the live album).
But as far as I know, Cypress Hill ceased to exist after 1993.
So you might be right.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 21, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, that one is very good.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 21, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, I thought...
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
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