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I AM REAdY FOR MARCHACRATIOn to BEGIN! LETS D O THIS! YOUR DEAD MEAT AIRBALL!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Hahaha, oh man I haven't been up thsi early since like, 2004 when I worked a5 that flooring company and we had to get up super fucking early to sand floors or whatever. Man that sucked.  But its kinda cool now, like, since I knew I had to be up hella fucking early, I basically jsut didn't go to bed art all.  Stayed up aaaaaaalll night ragin' & listening to Cypress Hill and Yes and Pantera. But I'm not tired! Ahaha.   I'm super wide awake and I jsut ate like, half a box of Weaties.  The box had some car racer guy on it.  I was all like WTF? Car racing guys arent; even sports!  They jsut drive around. His moustache is fucken sick though - he looks liek a porn star or a gay motorcycle cop. Haha, that's rodundant, I know.  BOOM.  ROASTED.I also ate half a grapefruit cuz that's supposed to be real good for you, with milk.

Anyway fuck yes!  I'm ready for this tournement and I'm going to kikc AIRBALL's ass!  He sucks at basketball and I'm actually pretty fuckikng good.  I was the best player on the B Team in 8th grade, and I play a tlot of Wii basketball now and I've seen teh Bastekball Diaries like, 15 times.  BRING IT YOU PUSSY AIRBALL MOTHERFUCKER!!  

I still need a pair of mesh shorts to borrow from someone if anyone has any I can borrow.  I'll get them back to you super quick, after my mom washeds them.  She uses that stuff with the bear.  Smells nice.  If not I'll just wear sweats.  And I found my other shoe it was in the bathroom.  Thanks Gabe for seeign it there and telling me.

I'm heading iover to the rec center now to get stretched & practice my 3 pointer (my "j" hahaha).  I have Gatoraid too. Grape. Can we do wall-dunking?  Whatever I'll domanate anyway.  I'm playing a dude named AIRBALL!  He probably sucks.  I mean his name is fucking AIRBALL!  And I'm baslicaly Clide the Glide only like, way white haha.  I can still ball though.  Thats what she said!  RFLOMAO!!

 

Whoa, I just noticed theres a thing here that says "the jum" only it;s in all capital letetrs.  That's funny, cuz in basketball I'm gonna JUMP all over AIRBALL"S ass!

Ok, I'll see you at teh gym.  If you see my brother, tell him to bring my hitter back and my Mars Volta cd too.  MARCHIFRICATION! YES!

 

Haha, the wordcount is exactly 420. 

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