MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 1: BLOODPUNCH VS. GILA BEN
by Patrick Vint on Mar 10, 2011 12:00 PM CST
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PrintTHE #1 SEED: BLOODPUNCH
What did you do? Punkin' ain't easy -- oh wait, yes it is when the victim is Jamie Pollard. Bloodpunch pretended to be Jim Delany during EXPANSIONPALOOZA. Then he was the NCAA. Then he got Iowa State into a bowl game. Then he was Gene Chizik. He also found time to crack back against UI Public Safety and copped to death threats against Tyler Smith.
THE #8 SEED: GILA BEN
What did you do? Starred in a podcast (not really). Was a gila monster. Wore sunglasses. Gila'd with it.
The only question left is: Does Bloodpunch have to choke a gila?
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I was all set to vote Bloodpunch
and then I saw that Barta actually touched Gila Ben. Pretty sure that’s instant death/friendship.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
He's impervious to both of those things.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
I think you have to lick the Gila for instant death.
Barta can stroke the Gila all day long and the worst case would be blindness, insanity, hairy palms or all of the above.
with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
Strokin the the gila!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 10, 2011 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
We all better stop then!!
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 10, 2011 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
So the sunglasses are for the blindness?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
No, it's cause our future's so bright
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 10, 2011 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
I clicked on the link for Bloodpunch cracking back at UI Public Safety
and promptly spit my lunch all over my computer. Fantastic (and do I remember this original post, but it just doesn’t get old).
How does Gila Ben have any votes?
Look at Barta’s body of work!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
You've never heard of gila monsters before?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I've heard of them
But weren’t aware of what they are. Does this make me less of a man? Do I need to go do squat thrusts to make up for it or something?
No, but it does make you less of a science nerd, I suppose.
Or at least less of a lizard afficionado.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Cheetahs have extra-large nostrils and oversized lungs & hearts.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
what does it make Jacobi and Vint
When constantly mispronouncing “gila”?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 10, 2011 1:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Faux-Greek?
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
That really bothered me but i didn't want to say anything.
Vint already hates me, I didn’t wanna make it worse.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Mar 10, 2011 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
Indifferent to the pleas of the lizard community.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Those callous, warm-blooded bastards!
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
"Lizard afficionado" is SEG's official title, right?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Being a sexual person doesn't make someone a slut, dude.
I guarantee I have lower numbers than 95% of BHGP posters.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Mar 10, 2011 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
Weren't your numbers the subject of several comments a while back, too?
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Not another thread hijacked to talk about SEG's numbers!
Kidding, hilarious topic
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 10, 2011 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, and I'm not sure why.
Isn’t talking about gila monsters, dino racecars and pelican whores waaay more interesting?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Mar 10, 2011 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
Wait. Where's the part where Kyle called you a slut?
by The Mexican't on Mar 10, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
I know a couple sluts that look like lizards
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 10, 2011 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
Too much tanning or just unfortunate genetics?
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Both
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 10, 2011 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
ugly girls
Need lovin, too.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 10, 2011 2:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I got paid to translate a Japanese TV show called "Daughter of an Iguana"
It was about an iguana who was given human form, but when she had a baby it had an iguana’s head. So she was a huge bitch to her and then one day got hit by a car and died.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Mar 10, 2011 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
Iguanahead got hit by a car and died?
Or Iguanahead’s mom?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Iguana's mom got hit by a car and died.
And then Iguana daughter had a baby, and that baby also had the head of an iguana.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Mar 10, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Well, naturally.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Science, duh.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
I bow to our new
iguana – human overlords.
Wait, we can kill them with cars? Nevermind.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 10, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
God. How I love Japan.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 10, 2011 2:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Here are some pics:
It was adapted from a manga:
Iguana girl on her first date:
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Mar 10, 2011 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
This needs to happen
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 10, 2011 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
You post the best stuff
I love the Japanese
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 10, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
She oughta be dating this guy from the new Lonely Island Video
But he’s kind of a creep.
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Mar 11, 2011 12:59 AM CST up reply actions
That's how V ended, right?
I didn’t watch past the 3rd episode.
Damn you super sperm!
by Feelin' Orney on Mar 11, 2011 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
I dunno, lotta science geeks on here
95% might be a task
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 10, 2011 3:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I didn't write that you were a slut nor do I have any evidence to think you are one
so I’d appreciate not being tagged with having called you that. But if the term “aficianado” (which I’ve always understood to mean “enthusiast” and not “indiscriminate and insatiable consumer of”) bothers you then my bad.
I think the topic of your sexlife comes up around here. A lot. Now if that’s the fault of the apparently undersexed male populace of this site whose collective imagination you’ve stoked through an occasional disclosure then it could be my misperception. Again, sorry, I should just stay away from it altogether.
But in either event, the topic is now stale and I’ll just stick to talking baskeball for the rest of the day.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Actually, I was just joking with you, dude.
Lighten up and pour yourself some Iguana beer.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Mar 10, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Just a little touchy about that as I have a daughter
and don’t use terms like “slut”, “bitch”, “whore”, etc. loosely. I’m also probably just irritable because we’re still fucking potty training my three year old son and he just stood on the end table and peed everywhere while I was cooking dinner and all the while the toddler was screaming about nothing in particular and my wife wouldn’t pick up her fancy cell phone that we pay so Goddamned much for so I can ask her to pick up another ingredient for the stew before she gets home…
So, yes, I need a beer (but I’ll go with an Edmund Fitzgerald Porter, as I’m a beer aficianado). Take it easy.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
I was for the first 18 mos. of my daughter's life
then I went back to work so my wife could work on getting a new career started. I’m in retail management, so my “weekend” is midweek.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
my wife wouldn’t pick up her fancy cell phone that we pay so Goddamned much for
Arrrrrgh!!!!! Makes The Final Gun soooooooooooooooooooo angry!
by The Final Gun on Mar 10, 2011 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
"Ring" and "vibrate" aren't good enough options.
“Piercing howl” and “combustion” need to be settings on the next iPhone.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions
My Dad has the same issue!
My grandfather has the same issue!
WOMEN!
"Yeah! I'll take a walk....over to Kirk Douglas's house!"
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2011 8:28 AM CST up reply actions
Is your boy randomly peeing outside yet?
Good times.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 10, 2011 10:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
McCann't we're living the same life!
Except I have just my two daughters.
And I thought I was the only one….
Sad thing is both your wives think they're living the same lives as the Kardashians.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 11, 2011 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
My wife is a former roller girl and would tear your spleen out for that.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 12, 2011 3:16 AM CST up reply actions
Your wife gets better all the time in my eyes
Except the not answering the phone thing. One of my exes did that all the time. Arrgh, significant others.
Also
I’d way rather talk about Iguana-based TV dramas, as that’s far more my speed.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
Dinosaurs?
That tv show was both awesome and AWESOME.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 10, 2011 6:43 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, the "I'm the baby!" Dinosaurs?
No. No it was not.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
Isn't that the one where the Dad ended up killing all the dinosaurs
in the last episode through blocking out the sun with pollution or something.
Seemed are really odd way to end a series that seemed to be aimed at kids.
Or "Alf" where the final episode ended with him going outside
met with bright lights everywhere. He seemed to think he was finally going “home” only to realize along with the viewer that he was being abducted by the government for eternal testing/prodding. Yaaaay, series finale!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
Racist Alf outakes on YouTube
Are just that.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 10, 2011 10:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Shit, I forgot to turn on my sarcasm font, didn't I?
Cwap.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 10, 2011 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
I loved that show
And I still have the complete series on VHS. Then again, it was pretty much based on my family except I’m slightly closer to my siblings in age than the baby.
That show was really creepy when I was little.
But not as creepy as that Beauty and the Beast show where the Beast lived in a sewer. That is literally all I remember about it.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Mar 10, 2011 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
That was actually "Terminator 0.0"
because, contractually, Linda Hamilton is only allowed to be in all things Terminator…just like Ron Perlman is only allowed to be covered in 80 lbs. of make up at all times.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
Except in SONS OF ANARCHY.
Where he is makeup-free and awesome.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Isn't he covered in tattoos, grit and scary?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
Just like he is every day.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
1 week after seeing Hellboy
Hellboy 2 was on FX two nights ago. Not bad. A little convoluted, but not bad.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
And he talks like he's the spawn of Lee Marvin and a black bear!
"Yeah! I'll take a walk....over to Kirk Douglas's house!"
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2011 8:31 AM CST up reply actions
How can you tell?
I have always thought he was an unattractive looking fellow.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 11, 2011 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
If this isn't just the most lopsided wholesale slaughter... I shall be most confused.
I mean, Gila’s shades are pretty sweet & all, but c’mon, it’s fucking Bloodpunch.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 12:14 PM CST reply actions
11 people have voted for the shades.
Which is roughly 11 more than I was expecting.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I did. It's time for Bloodpunch to sweat a bit.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 10, 2011 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
Can he do that?
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
He sweats the blood of those he's consumed.
So his tears taste like Todd Lickliter.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 10, 2011 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
His tears taste boring.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
With just a hint of Jamie Pollard's self-esteem
And Granny Smith apples.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 10, 2011 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
Well,
he does look like he’s probably a lot of fun to hang out with a la cantina.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
Guess what?
I voted for the shades because I didn’t want to give in to the mob mentality that I knew would blindly follow Barta. Yes, I’m just that kind of contrarian. Gila with it.
Let me dust this off...
Despite that, I had to go with Bloodpunch. He doesn’t mess around.
by HawkeyeRecon on Mar 10, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Had to vote for Bloodpunch.
I don’t want to wake up one morning and find him smiling at me with a cleaver in one hand and bottle of lube in the other.
"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats
Really just the waking up to him smiling over you would be terrifying enough, even without the other... things.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
I'm shocked how many people are voting out of fear this year.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Mar 10, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, fool me once...
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not a pussy like you people!
I voted for Bloodpunch because his name is Bloodpunch.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2011 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
Isn't that how all American voting is fueled?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 1:43 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Even I voted for Bloodpunch in the landslide.
I owe the guy/I-Club some money and hope this holds off his minions from collecting until I get the tax refund back.
Just watch out for Guido showing up on your doorstep with a Louisville Slugger
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Based on the photo, this contest is in Ben's backyard, Arizona.
That changes everything. We all know what happens when we take on Arizonans in Arizona. SHOCKING upset, as Ben’s hinged jaws wipe the smile away and Bloodpunch inexplicably loses. Somewhere Pollard smiles, for the first time in years.
Of course this won’t happen here, but to be consistent, it should.
Don Nordmann, we hardly knew ye
Voted for Gila Ben
only because that was one of my favorite podcasts. I love it when the podcast goes flying off the rails and talk of the Gadsden Purchase, gila monsters, or the Reamer Club takes over. For two of the most knowledgeable Hawkeye fans around, Vint and Jacobi are entertaining as hell when they have no idea what they’re talking about.
Had to vote Bloodpunch.
His tournament resume is far superior to that of Gila Ben’s. Constantly screwing with the Inconsolable One is pure gold.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Pretty sure Bloodpunch is the only one that stands a chance against AIRBHG
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 1:51 PM CST reply actions
I've been meaning to ask...
… are there others like me who pronounce AIRBHG as “airbag” in their heads?
If so, does anyone else get the urge to listen to OK Computer because of it?
Pretty sure AIRBHG was referred to as "airbag" on the Marchifornication podcast, actually.
Since then, I’ve pronounced it as such. As for OK Computer? Never heard of them/it/he/she.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Info, for your brains.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OK_Computer
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, radiohead. Blah.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
But thanks for explaining
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
It's from before they got all beepy-bloopy and boringish.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
Never really been a fan. Creep was the last song of theirs I liked. I tried, I really did, but nothing.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Paranoid Android FTW
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
All of The Bends
and Most of Ok Computer. And Hail to the Thief.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, skipping radiohead FTW
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Fitter... Happier... More Productive...
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 10, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
Cute.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
Absolutely on Hail To the Thief.
Unfairly dismissed.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
Fake Plastic Trees, agreed.
Bought the Clueless soundtrack specifically for that song.
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 10, 2011 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, not for the Mighty Mighty Bosstones?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
Nothing wrong with a little Bosstones now and then.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 10, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
I once owned a plaid jacket...
…and bowtie…and shorts…and can still skank. Why yes, I was in marching band, thanks for asking!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
I like some of the bleepy-bloopy stuff
Idioteque, for instance, is awesome. But yes, OK Computer is the tits. Best album of the 90s
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 10, 2011 3:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
All Radiohead is good.
You guys aren’t ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 10, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
Nice Back to the Future reference
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Love that record so much
but I don’t know if I could put it at #1 for the decade. Then again, most rankings of art are fluid depending on my mood/psyche.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
Acceptable alternatives:
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
The Downward Spiral
Ready To Die
Nevermind (for nostalgia, not for actual musical reasons)
That is all
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 10, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
Personally I love all Radiohead
The Bends and OK Computer are fantastic, but I’m somewhat partial to Kid A. Chuck Klosterman had a faux-serious theory about how the album was a soundtrack to 9/11, which kind of fit in the same stoned/drunk way that Dark Side of the Moon fit with Wizard of Oz.
You need to
they are quite hilarious
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 10, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
I would have no problem with routine phone calls
between Vint and Jacobi being posted as “podcasts”. They’re just ridiculous.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
And yes.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
chicks, man
(Haven’t watched that show in several years, do they still use that one?)
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 10, 2011 3:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes!
I saw Joel McHale at Riverside a couple years ago. He was REALLY funny.
Which reminds me, I really miss Penguin’s in CR. A hotel conference room doesn’t have the same ambience as an underground bar. Fucking flood.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Mar 10, 2011 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
Joel teamed up with Rifftrax (half of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 team)
to riff on Red Dawn a couple years ago. That is a winning combination in my book.
(“AVENGE ME!!!”)
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Mar 10, 2011 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
“Yes, their poor wheat harvest was due to their mistaken belief that IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WHEAT HARVESTS YOU!”
"Yeah! I'll take a walk....over to Kirk Douglas's house!"
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2011 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
Penguins in now part of The Piano Lounge
Just some FYI
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 11, 2011 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
Question from the ignorant:
What’s the origin of Bloodpunch? Other than divinely awesome inspiration?
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
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