MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 1: BLOODPUNCH VS. GILA BEN

THE #1 SEED: BLOODPUNCH

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What did you do?  Punkin' ain't easy -- oh wait, yes it is when the victim is Jamie Pollard.  Bloodpunch pretended to be Jim Delany during EXPANSIONPALOOZA.  Then he was the NCAA.  Then he got Iowa State into a bowl game.  Then he was Gene Chizik.  He also found time to crack back against UI Public Safety and copped to death threats against Tyler Smith.

THE #8 SEED: GILA BEN

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What did you do?  Starred in a podcast (not really).  Was a gila monster.  Wore sunglasses.  Gila'd with it.

The only question left is: Does Bloodpunch have to choke a gila?

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