A Brief History Of Iowa And The Big Ten Hoopyball Tournament
For the past 14 years, Iowa's season has been guaranteed not to end with some random Big Ten game, but with (at the very least) a stop in the Big Ten Tournament. Never one to sit on the sidelines while a perfectly good money-spinning venture was sitting right there, Herr Delany got the Big Ten on the conference tournament money train back in 1998, guaranteeing each and every team in the league a "March situation" -- whether they wanted it or not.
Iowa's own history in the tournament is almost entirely feast or famine, with a few exciting runs to the final surrounded by many (many, many) first-round exits. So let's take a whirl in Mister Peabody's WABAC machine and take a gander at Iowa's history in the tourney...
1998: Iowa christened their inaugural trip to the BTT with a 5-seed and a date with a team that would later become their most persistent nemesis: Michigan. As always happens when Iowa plays Michigan in this tournament, the good guys lost. In fact, that year's Michigan team rode their 4-seed all the way to a BTT title.
1999: Dr. Tom's second (and final) trip to the BTT also featured Iowa as a 5-seed -- and also featured a first-round exit, this time to Wisconsin. Dr. Tom ended his Iowa tenure 0-2 in the mini-dance; that year's winner was the first of many for Sparty.
2000: Coach Redacted made his debut in the tournament that would become the source of his greatest achievements and, indeed, brought Iowa their first BTT win in his first try, an 81-78 triumph over Minnesota in the 7/10 game. The journey came to a screeching halt in the next round, as Iowa lost to Michigan State, who went on to defend their BTT crown -- and add a national title, too.
2001: Success! Sweet beautiful success! Iowa became the first and (so far only) team to win four games in four days and take the Big Ten Tourney title. At the 6-seed, they're also the lowest-seed team to ever win the event. If ever you're a team playing on the first day, the 2001 Iowa squad is the one you can point to as a reason for having hope in winning the whole shebang. Iowa started the tourney with a 72-55 win over jNW, followed that with a 75-66 win over Ohio State, added a 94-74 stomping of Penn State, and topped it all with a 63-61 win over Indiana in the title game. To be fair, Iowa got a little help along the way -- the 1- and 2-seeds (Michigan State and Illinois) both got knocked off before Iowa had to play them -- but that tournament remains one of my favorite memories involving Iowa hoops. That was the team with Luke Recker, Reggie Evans, and Brody Boyd -- they were a fun, kinda scrappy bunch and seeing them come together to get red-hot and win four games in four days was tremendous. It was also arguably the highpoint of the Coach Redacated Era at Iowa.
2002: Could lightning really strike twice? Well... no, but damn if it didn't try. Once again, Iowa played four games in four days; this time it ended in sadness, though, as Iowa came up short in the title game. It was around this time that Coach Redacted became "Mr. Big Ten Tournament." He could be counted on to blow more than a few games in conference play, but get him in a conference tournament -- and sit back and let the magic happen. Iowa upped the degree of difficulty this year by entering as a 9-seed; they whalloped Purdue in the first round, eked by Wisconsin in the quarterfinals, slipped by Indiana in the semifinals, and then ran out of gas against Ohio State in the finals. It was still an impressive, entertaining run.
2003: OH NOES! Coach Redacted's three-year winning streak in BTT opening round games was cruelly snapped this year; Ohio State nipped them to a 66-64 win. I remember not a thing about this year.
2004: GASP! What has happened to our BTT mojo? Another year, another first-round exit. Iowa entered with a 4-seed, but fell to -- who else? -- Michigan in the quarterfinals. Another year I remember nothing about. Iowa was in a comfy cocoon of mediocrity right around this point.
2005: BOOM! Back to success! Iowa again tried to string together a solid BTT performance after a rocky regular season; this year the journey ended in the semis. They opened the tourney with a beatdown of Purdue, slipped by Sparty in the quarters, then got tripped up by Wisco in the semis. On the bright side, though, their wins in the event helped them snag an at-large trip to the NCAA tournament. This was a pretty fun team since Horner and Brunner had finally begun to blossom into high-level Big Ten players.
2006: MORE SUCCESS! Iowa's second BTT triumph began with a 2-seed and a thumping of Minnesota in the quarters, followed by an ugly win over Sparty, and a solid win over Ohio State in the finals, which is also notable for featuring Alex Thompson's one and only highlight in an Iowa uniform (he sank a clutch 3 late in the game to ice the win). This was a fun year and a really fun team (Horner, Brunner, Haluska, and Hansen were an easy bunch to root for); sadly, it all ended in tears and recriminations.
2007: The last BTT under the auspices of Coach Redacted was, in hindsight, a precursor of the misery to come in the next few years. Iowa earned a 4-seed, but got utterly blitzed in the quarters by Purdue. A few weeks later, Coach Redacted was getting fitted for Kool-Aid red blazers and Bloodpunch was beating down the doors for a new coach.
2008: The misery continues. The Lickliter Era in the BTT begins with a thud and a 55-47 loss to Michigan. Sadly, the pain was only just beginning.
2009: You thought 2008 was bad? Hoo boy, you have no idea. After earning an 8-seed in 2008, Iowa tumbled to a 10-seed this year and earned another date with Michigan. It ended badly. Very badly. 73-45 badly, to be precise.
2010: Another year, another low seed (9), another game with Michigan, and yet another loss (only 59-52 this time!). The game was still notable for a few reasons, though. One, it featured a career-best performance by Cully Payne (25 points on 5 three-pointers). Two, it was the last stand of the Lickliter Era. Given the terribly dispirited play on the court and the rumblings off-court, it was no surprise that Lickliter was handed his walking papers days later and Bloodpunch was, yet again, on the hunt for a new coach.
Remarkably, even with the recent misery in the tournament Iowa still has a 13-11 record in the event, good enough for a tie (with MSU) for 4th-best in its history. Iowa's two titles is also tied for second-best (behind OSU's three titles). But as I noted up above, it's been a pretty feast or famine experience here for Iowa. In eight of the past thirteen events, Iowa was one-and-done, In four of the other five events, they won at least two games, which is pretty damn good. Hopefully Fran brings a little more feasting to the event going forward. He certainly has a positive history in conference tournaments.
In case you're wondering what Iowa's record is against the other teams in the BTT:
* Illinois: 0-0
* Indiana: 2-0
* Michigan: 0-5
* Michigan State: 2-1
* Minnesota: 2-0
* Northwestern: 1-0
* Ohio State: 2-2
* Penn State: 1-0
* Purdue: 2-1
* Wisconsin: 1-2
Yes, they've never ever played Illinois in the event -- and their record against Michigan really is ghastly.
Also, if you're looking for a glimmer of good news beyond Iowa's recent win over Purdue or their winning record against MSU in the event, you can take some solace in the fact that the 10-seed has, for whatever reason, has the 7th best winning percentage (.409), better than the 5-, 7-, 9- and 11-seeds.
TFJ to Black Shoe Diaries for providing a little inspiration for this post.
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If it weren't for Warren Holloway
Brody Boyd would own my favorite Iowa sports moment.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
Someone how that one game has convinced people that Brody Boyd was a worthwhile player
This is not true!
I hate Brody Boyd so much that I can't type
Someone how lol
NorseHawk correct is
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 10, 2011 9:26 AM CST up reply actions
I remember disliking Boyd a lot while he was playing.
But somehow time has convinced me that he wasn’t that bad and was actually kinda good.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I feel like Boyd wasn't much good for the majority of his career
and that his “Mr. Indiana Basketball” kinship with Alford just made it worse when he kept getting PT despite shoddy production. I do think, however, that his senior season was much better than people want to give him credit for.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
Exactly.
I’ve never actually heard anyone say he was bad, so these thoughts are surprising to me.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 10, 2011 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
He was that bad
And worst of all, he was the last person to realize it. If he got the ball, he was almost always putting it up, because darn it, he was High School Record Holder Brody Boyd. Throw in the fact that he couldn’t really do anything BUT shoot, and he’s one of my least favorite players of the Alford era. Which is too bad, because I loved that Indiana game as much as anyone, and I should be able to think about it without remembering the rest of his career.
Yeah, he was most definitely a chucker.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It didn't help that Dennis Hopper was an assistant on that team.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
The real Dennis Hopper still would have been a more useful assistant than Sam Alford.
Even if he was high out of his mind.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Then who would have driven Stevie to practice?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
That's true.
Someone had to pack the juice boxes and Lunchables, too.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
And hair gel
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
And secretaries.
Oh, wait, that came later.
/townie rumor’d
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
You guys certainly had a healthy relationship.
The only bad thing I can say about Ed DeChellis is that he coaches basketball for Penn State. That, of course, makes me say good things about him: He’s willing to be paid in Utz potato chips and Sheetz gift cards.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2011 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
How did I not know about this?
Speaking of coaches, I was even more heartbroken after I found out PSU didn’t call back Steve Lavin when I heard that one of Lavin’s assistants is Gene Keady. Gene Keady! On our sidelines! I would have bought season tickets, Tim Curley, you hack!
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2011 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
I once dressed up as Gene Keady for a game versus Purdue
and roamed the opposite sidelines until I finally got kicked out.
I had a shaved head and imitated his “hair” using a Sharpie.
I have pics somewhere, but posting my pics here is probably not advisable.
by The Final Gun on Mar 10, 2011 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
No, I think that absolutely must be posted.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
/Seconded'd
OK ...one time Randy Beaman had to take baths with his brother ... so one time his little brother took a potty in the bathtub ... and now Randy Beaman gets to take showers by himself. 'K. Bye
by HawkOnRails on Mar 10, 2011 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
I dressed up as Kevin Kastens for a game against Purdue.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
One time for a party my wife and I dressed up as Mel and Flo from the TV show "Alice"
Nobody knew who the fuck we were.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
Which was which?
Kiss my grits!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 10, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, wasn't the show "Mel's Diner"
based on the movie “Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore”?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
It was based on that movie, yeah, but the title was "Alice."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_(TV_series)
The diner where it took place was definitely Mel’s Diner though.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
Got it. Maybe I was thinking of "Happy Days"
which was based on “Love in the Time of Cholera”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
And the show was
TERRIBLE. Thinking about brings back bad memories of an early elementary after-school babysitter who would put it on for us to watch.
/shudder
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Consider yourself lucky.
My babysitter used to make us watch General Hospital and One Life To Live. To this day I have no idea why I ever needed to know of Frisco and Felicia.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 11, 2011 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
Yep, 2001 BTT title has a special place in my heart
I watched the tournament with my dad after returning home for Spring Break my freshman year at Iowa. That Spring Break was the last I ever spent with my dad, as he died suddenly only a few weeks later. I loved watching games (football, basketball) with my dad growing up, so it was kind of apropos that this was the beginning of the last week I spent with him.
I just remember watching that in my mother's living room
and the two of us jumping up and down hugging one another after the game.
The next year was almost equally memorable because we had a TV a my job (because Borders breakrooms need TV?) and I kept disappearing from the floor during that tourney. Luke Recker almost got me fired.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
Outside of some general fond memories of the 05-06 team...
That 2001 Big Ten Tournament is my favorite memory from the 00s when it comes to Iowa basketball. That was just such a strange, wonderful four days of basketball. And then I got to go their NCAA tourney game (against Creighton?) because I happened to be out in NYC/CT at the time and the game was in Long Island. So I’ve seen Iowa’s only NCAA tourney win in, uh, a really long time.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Were Ankeney's Sears bros. on that Creighton team?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
I wasn't aware there was anyone but Korvers on Creighton's team.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yes, Ryan was
That was probably his last year since he was in the same class as my sister, and that was her last year of college. By the way, I’m from Ankeny. My sister ‘went out with’ Ryan in 4th grade (as much as you can go out with someone at that age; it’s still funny to tease her about it, as she teases me about things like that too). I don’t think Todd played much basketball in college. He went on to play pro baseball (I think only minors the last I heard). Also, their dad was my driver’s ed instructor.
Man, I fucking hated Ankeny in high school.
I’m sure you’re very nice, but… BOO ANKENY SUCKS.
Ahem.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I also held a deep hatred for Ankeny in high school. Having lived there, not much has changed.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Neither. Mason City for me.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
I only know the Sears' because all my cousins graduated from Ankeney.
I went to Naperville North, which I’m told is the Valley of Chicagoland, but I wouldn’t know.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
All I know about Naperville is that someone here (BamaHawkeye?) said all women from Naperville lose their virginity in frat bathrooms in Champaign.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2011 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
That would be about right
except that almost everyone in Naperville heads out of state. Hell, there were 28 kids from my graduating class alone that went to Iowa, and we were one of 5 high schools in town.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
Saying they lose their virginity in frat bathrooms in Iowa City would probably be more accurate.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well, I was thinking on the floor at One-Eyed Jakes or in the Chembot
Or in the boat house at Madison or in front of the sculpture in West Lafayette or under the bleachers at the Little 500 in Boomington, etc. but, yeah, same difference.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
I miss Jakes......
Check out my thoughts on Purdue Athletics at http://purdue.big10rant.com/
Seriously, its worth the click.
Just do it.
by HawkeyeBoiler on Mar 10, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
I almost put that one in there too
Or Newton or Dowling or Ames. We basically all hated each other. One year Urbandale burned a giant “U” on our football field right before the Homecoming game (played against Urbandale), so they were probably our primary rivalry (well probably evenly matched with Valley). Dowling was probably our primary rivalry in girls basketball. Ankeny girls basketball was awesome when I was in high school.
by HawkgirlSTL on Mar 10, 2011 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
We had some pretty good basketball games with Ankeny in those days.
There was a Sears on the team, not sure which one, though. Our only loss one year was at Ankeny.
We also had a brawl in soccer after our keeper got kicked in the head.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Dean Oliver was from Mason City, right?
I definitely remember some good games with Dean and Ryan Sears playing against each other.
by HawkgirlSTL on Mar 10, 2011 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
You are correct.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, Dean-o was from Mason City.
They had a decent big guy that I think went to Creighton. They won 1 (or maybe 2) state titles. I remember them because they were a nemesis for my West High teams that had future college stars Kyle Galloway and Kirk Hinrich.
Yes, I’m using “star” liberally when it comes to Galloway.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Dean was a year behind me in school.
We had a big guy that went to Nebraska, but I don’t know if he ever got to play there. We won a title my senior year and Dean and co. repeated the following year.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Nebraska? That sounds right.
I knew he went to school somewhere in that godforsaken state.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Just looked him up. He ended up transferring to Jacksonville State
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Go Cocks!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Yup, Kennedy played Mason City in the semifinals (Urbandale in the third place match) Deano's senior year.
The big center that Mason City had was hideous. It looked like a weeks worth of hair had somehow grown on top of his horrible acne. We taunted himm mercilously from the student section.
My highlight of that game was my best friend getting to play and blocking Dean late in the fourth period (after Mason City was up by like 20).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 10, 2011 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
I had a fair amount of steals and blocks against Dean.
Granted they were all in practice and didn’t count for anything.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
And he was drunk and had a broken foot?
And pinkeye?
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 10, 2011 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
Over the course of 2 years, even a blind squirrel finds a nut.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
This is seriously
reviving some dead brain cells I thought I drank to death in college remembering all this stuff from high school.
by HawkgirlSTL on Mar 10, 2011 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
Aw, ginger snap'd!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 10:23 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Kyle Galloway was my sophomore basketball coach
And every now and then, he’d suit up for the scout team for varsity practices. He had the green light from literally everywhere inside the half-court. And he was 6’6".
by One Night Stanzi on Mar 10, 2011 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
He was a fantastic shooter in high school.
I think he would have been a pretty decent player at Iowa, but he had some nasty back problems.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I liked Galloway
as much as I disliked Worley.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
You must have liked that ginger a whole bunch.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Flemister was on that team, right?
Played a couple summer tourney games against that team.
by Hutterite Hawkeye on Mar 10, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
Sorta.
He would have played with Galloway, but not Hinrich, I think.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You're right.
Hinrich’s dad was the coach, I believe.
by Hutterite Hawkeye on Mar 10, 2011 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Clear Lake!
North Iowa representin up in here!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 10, 2011 10:22 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sioux City West, actually.
Which you’d think would have very little to do with Ankeny, but such was not the case. Ankeny knocked the one good football team we had (literally, probably the only good football team in the last 20 years there) out of state. But most of my animosity arose from debate competitions, which I realize is exceptionally nerdy.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm guessing this might'be been in 1997?
That was the year (and first and I think only) we won the state championship in football. It was glorious.
by HawkgirlSTL on Mar 10, 2011 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
1997 sounds right.
1997 or 1998, I think.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I agree with Ross
Indianola for me. sucks being in a conference where almost every school that is double your size.
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 10, 2011 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
It was Creighton.
My father attended both UI and Creighton, and I grew up in the 70’s going to Creighton bball games, Iowa football games and the occasional Iowa hoopyball game at the Fieldhouse. My undergrad degree is from CU, and I went to law school at Iowa. I was deeply disappointed that they were matched up against each other in the first round. In Long Island, of all places, when there was a regional in KC that year.
by telepathetic on Mar 10, 2011 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
Korver still hates himself for that game.
He came out with “something toprove” and tried to do too much. I can’tremember whowas guardinghim,but Korver was just shiiitttttty in that game.
Oh, and the last Korver of this group just finished his senior season.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
That whole weekend was insane
Everyone figured we were done once Recker got hurt and the team collapsed in Big Ten play (little did we know that basically every Alford team, no matter how good or healthy, would wind up collapsing in conference play), so to see them go on a run like that was insane.
The next year would have been even better, with consecutive buzzer beaters by Recker to get us to the finals, but like everything else that season it started with great promise and ended in tears.
Fucking Recker
what a dumbass. I really don’t know if this was actually true, but the word was that Recker first injured his knee or at least made his knee injury worse by falling off a table at Vito’s. It is entirely plausible though as I saw Recker at Vito’s and The Union in those years being a drunken ass clown.
by HawkgirlSTL on Mar 10, 2011 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
I suspect that's not just plausible but PROBABLE.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
the Union, not Vito's
And confirmed. My stepsister was at his table.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 10, 2011 1:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I have no idea if that's true
He had pretty bad knees before he got to Iowa, and I though I remember him hurting it for good in a game.
"(little did we know that basically every Alford team, no matter how good or healthy, would wind up collapsing in conference play)"
So, so true.
The next year would have been even better, with consecutive buzzer beaters by Recker to get us to the finals, but like everything else that season it started with great promise and ended in tears.
That was the year we started in the preseason top-10, right? Then Recker got hurt and everything went to hell. Really fun BTT until they ran out of gas, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Recker got hurt the year before
That was the year where they started in the Top Ten, got annihilated by Duke in the Challenge, and just played like shit the whole year before scrambling and nearly making up for it in the tournament (and then losing in the first round of the NIT, naturally). Everyone was healthy as far as I know, they just played like shit.
I was in the pep band that year.
(anyone remember the dancing clarinets?) An amazing run, and doubly impressive as the women’s team had pulled off nearly the same feat the week before in their tourney! Those were two unbelievably awesome trips!
OK ...one time Randy Beaman had to take baths with his brother ... so one time his little brother took a potty in the bathtub ... and now Randy Beaman gets to take showers by himself. 'K. Bye
One of my best girlfriends is a HUGE Sparty fan
& suggested we get tickets for the BTT that year. I went expecting nothing. She went expecting a championship. We went to all the games with either Iowa or MSU &, God bless her, she cheered on my Hawkeyes with all her heart after Sparty went down.
I just remember standing there after every game going, OMG! We won! We actually won!!!
It was awesome! My younger sister was on break from Iowa, so she was there, too. Love how sports (especially college, it seems), brings good family memories!
by HawkeyeGirleye on Mar 10, 2011 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
So when is our first of 4 games this weekend?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
Roughly 4pm today, on ESPN2
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Nothing would make me happier
Than watching the elf’n wizard Tom Izzo shaking his head in disgust after another loss to the Hawks this afternoon. Of course this is fantasy. Reality is after playing like shit all year, Sparty will make a run into their 3,486th straight NCAA tourney.
Holy shit, 1998 was 14 years ago already?
Freshman year seems so much closer than that. Until every time I’m back in IC and I see how fucking young the freshmen really are.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
Just a question:
Would the ’05 “tripping up” against Wisconsin be the game where we lost on a buzzer-beating heave? Because I seem to recall flying into a rage after that game.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
Huh.
I’d forgotten that, but… bingo. Fucking Alando Tucker.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I can't forget that.
I was in my grandma’s kitchen watching on a tiny TV. To this day, I’ve never sworn in front of my mom but I’ll be damned if I didn’t let an F-bomb fly in front of grandma that day.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
God I hate that guy
Always beat Iowa… I don’t think we ever beat Wisconsin when he actually played
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 10, 2011 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
The worst part?
He was a Lando, not even the Lando:

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 2:00 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Great picture
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 10, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
He fucking banked it in too
Goddamit, now I’m angry again.
Anything short of a last minute, gut-wrenching, mind-numbing loss
is a disaster. For Sparty that is…
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
17
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
That's like a 1-seed in the NIT, right?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Then we turn around and play on Tuesday.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Tuesday's when they're having the four play-in games, yeah.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The way I understood it
Was 2 play-ins Tuesday, 2 on Wednesday I thought?
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
by Brock8144 on Mar 10, 2011 11:48 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Right you are.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
and you could come to dayton
106 miles aways
but thats ok its all 4 lane and easy to drive
and i would take you to dinner at the oakwood
if you buy the game tickets
long live the pellican whore
I don't intend to upset folks with the way I write it just happens,,,
After we make that run, can we play UNC-Asheville or Arkansas-Little Rock?
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
With all this reminiscing
I feel like changing my screen name to:
“Another Ill-Advised 3-Point Miss By Glen Worley.”
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 10, 2011 10:26 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Or "Another foul by Glen Worley and now he'll have to sit for the rest of the half"
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Isn't there a poster with "Duez" in their screenname?
Like “Duez I say” or something? I mainly just wanted to bring up Duez Henderson’s name since just about every other one of teammates has been mentioned so far in this thread.
by HawkgirlSTL on Mar 10, 2011 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, "Duez I say" is a regular commenter here.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well, he had plenty to sit on.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
I can't believe there aren't any Andrew Brommer-inspired usernames.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Dude, Yul Brommer.
I even photoshopped that fucker. It’s there for anyone who wants it.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
Where is your 5-Foul God now?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 11:25 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I’m thinking of making another Rambler called Lincoln McIlrambler. He’ll have a mullet and he’ll call Cael Sanderson naughty words.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2011 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
Quite a tan Brommer's got there.
He must have been hanging out at OSU.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That shit ain't sprayed on.
That was earned while watching Doug Gottlieb build a credit card pyramid scheme.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 10, 2011 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
I fondly remember not having/blowing off class to watch our BTT games.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Mar 10, 2011 10:48 AM CST reply actions
I remember watching one of the BTT games IN class one year.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I did that in middle school
my teacher was also the baseball coach, so he didn’t really do a whole lot of teaching, so basically throughout March we would watch the BTT and if there were any Iowa teams in the Dance, we would watch those too.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Mar 10, 2011 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Like, streaming on your computer? Or a truly awesome teacher put the game on in class?
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Mar 10, 2011 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
It was in one of the big lecture halls and someone put it up on screen.
It was pretty fun, although we wound up losing that game, I think.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
i do to, but im currently blowing class off.
but we had a midterm in it 2 days ago, so im pretty sure we arent doing anything valuable today.
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Seriously, its worth the click.
Just do it.
by HawkeyeBoiler on Mar 10, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
Ah, the 2001 Chicago BTT Pep Band Trip...
Memories.
Still have my piece of the net they let the band and cheerleaders cut down. I may not be athletic, but I got to climb a ladder at the United Center and cut down the net.
Then a free trip to NYC for the NCAAs. So much fun.
"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats
BTW, if anyone is sitting at home bored, waiting for 3 p.m. to roll around...
I suggest watching Colorado vs. K=State. It is on Nebraska Pub TV here, so maybe most of you can’t get it. It’s on at 2. Alec Burks is awesome to watch. He was a 2-star prospect out of KC a couple of years ago. I really wish Iowa could’ve gotten him.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Does anyone else see a resemblance between that ref being evil to Fran
and the Evil Wizgerald without the evil wizard garb?
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Mar 10, 2011 3:06 PM CST reply actions



















