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NIM round 3 or 1 or whatever, who cares? Ellipsis vs. Winthorpe P. Duffington III

1 SEED: Ellipsis

Hello....I guess.

Mario Andretti was...maybe my favorite of all time.

He raced F1 NASCAR sprint car and maybe rally....I forget.

Mario Andretti helped

....

...

little kids.

He....also has....or had.... a pet pig.

I can't remember that pig's name.

.....I like pigs. 

4 seed: Winthorpe P. Duffington III

Winthorpe P. Duffington III should be in the big Marchifornication. I understand the committee gives more power to front page posts, but come on! Alas, maybe he just didn't post enough.

Moving on, the Awesome Scale ranges from zero to ten. A zero is a political post on a football blog. A three is that horrible Peckinpah movie "starring" Kris Kristofferson. Sir Jackie Stewart is a ten. Winthorpe P. Duffington is a solid seven.

Unless otherwise expressly indicated by BHGP editors, this FanPost is strictly the viewpoint of the author and is not endorsed by BHGP in any way.

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