1 SEED: Ellipsis
Mario Andretti was...maybe my favorite of all time.
He raced F1 NASCAR sprint car and maybe rally....I forget.
Mario Andretti helped
He....also has....or had.... a pet pig.
I can't remember that pig's name.
.....I like pigs.
4 seed: Winthorpe P. Duffington III
Winthorpe P. Duffington III should be in the big Marchifornication. I understand the committee gives more power to front page posts, but come on! Alas, maybe he just didn't post enough.
Moving on, the Awesome Scale ranges from zero to ten. A zero is a political post on a football blog. A three is that horrible Peckinpah movie "starring" Kris Kristofferson. Sir Jackie Stewart is a ten. Winthorpe P. Duffington is a solid seven.