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MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 1: BRENNAN COUGILL VS. DINOSAUR RACECARS

#4 SEED: BRENDAN COUGILL

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What have you done?: Played a lot for Todd Lickliter, but not enough for the Sioux City Journal's tastes, got really good at long-range shooting (which is what you want for the heaviest person on the floor, really), got in position for major minutes in Fran's up-tempo offense, promptly flunked out of Iowa.

#5 SEED: DINOSAUR RACECARS

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What have you done?: Big-time interview with Jon Bois of SB's Nation Doc Com. Turned around in circles and did racing. Revolutionized dinosports forever.

MATCHUP TIME HERE WE GO

Icondinosaurracecars_medium NEEEERROOOOOMMM

Iconbrennan_medium RAAAAAAAAGH

Icondinosaurracecars_medium VROOOOOOOOOOOM

Iconbrennan_medium AARARARRRGH

Cougillracecar_medium

ARRRGGGVOOOOM

Cougillsaurusracing_medium

WREEEOOOOAAARRGGHHH

Poll
Who wins?
Brendan Cougill
247 votes
Dinosaur Racecars
563 votes

810 votes | Poll has closed

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Dinosaur Racecars all the way! VROOOMMMMMMM RAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH

by A True Americanzi on Mar 1, 2011 12:02 PM CST reply actions  

Dessert Fox

Because the Cougillsaurus could be in the DRL, but other members of the DRL can’t necessarily play college basketball.

by PackerHawk on Mar 1, 2011 12:06 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

This was my reasoning, too.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Mar 1, 2011 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

if members of the DRL can race cars

that can play some ball. The ball would just have to be small and very strong because of their claws and arms.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

by The Bacon Explosion on Mar 1, 2011 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to see Dinosaur Track & Field.

The hammer throw/discus/shotput would be highly entertaining, as would javelin.

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 2, 2011 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

/Rainier Wolfcastle'd


"The 'holy bible': a collection of writings by people who had no idea where lightning comes from." ~ Anon

by Bucketochicken on Mar 2, 2011 7:40 AM CST up reply actions  

DINOSAUR RACECARS!!!!

Dinosaur Racecars represents everything that is great about BHGP. A vote for the Dessert Fox is a vote against BHGP. Think on that.

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Mar 1, 2011 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

He's gonna get docked a few laps for that, I think.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 1, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

In the IDRI that will get you a lap bonus

and he doesn’t have to stop for lunch now

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Mar 1, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

So it's like Mario Kart and you get power-ups for eating stuff you find on the track?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 1, 2011 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

coug doesn't eat bananas.

way too healthy. unless the banana was from a banana split.

by BoilerHawk on Mar 1, 2011 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Think of Coug's heart like a mushroom

His blood is one of the booster strips, his head is like a red shell, … this has so many possibilities

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Mar 1, 2011 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

They can do that?

God racing is dumb.


"The 'holy bible': a collection of writings by people who had no idea where lightning comes from." ~ Anon

by Bucketochicken on Mar 1, 2011 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Unless it involves dinosaurs.

Duh


"The 'holy bible': a collection of writings by people who had no idea where lightning comes from." ~ Anon

by Bucketochicken on Mar 1, 2011 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

If Dinosaur Racing is the #5 seed (underrated) and Cougs is #4 (overrated)

Then what are the top three seeds? I can’t wait.

"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."

by Twin Cities Hawk on Mar 1, 2011 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

i went with cougillsaurus

and mildly regret it. i guess i just need to learn more about the dinosaur racecars even though jacobi’s interview was quite informative.

by BoilerHawk on Mar 1, 2011 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

What more do you need to know?

VROOOOMMMMMM GRRRRRRRRRRRR ROOOARRR VROOOOMMMMMMM

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Mar 1, 2011 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

If you voted for Dinosaur Racecars

The Sioux City Journal would like a word with you. Seriously, Brennan Cougill was Mr. Basketball!

"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats

by cafreema on Mar 1, 2011 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

Did you not see Bucketo's picture?

That’s what happens if you don’t vote for Dinosaur Racecars. I’d much rather be ridiculed by a bunch of homers than EATEN THE FUCK ALIVE.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.

by Pain in the Sash on Mar 1, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought about giving the Cougillsaurus a pitty vote

but then I thought about this and promptly voted for Dinosaur Racecars. I feel safe in my choice.

by Carfino'sWay on Mar 1, 2011 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh.

Cougs is just tricking the dinos into eating him. His plan is to avoid their scaly exterior and defeat them from the inside.

"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats

by cafreema on Mar 1, 2011 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

We always thought he'd eat anything

And this just proves it.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 1, 2011 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly!

He may not have the book smarts, but he’s full up on dino killing street smarts.

"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats

by cafreema on Mar 1, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

This is really good.

Well done, sir.

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes

by Culp's Freaking Hill on Mar 1, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

This gives Pit Stops a new meaning

Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!

by Swarley on Mar 1, 2011 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd just like to reflect on the original pic here for a second.

It appears as if, behind some manufacturing complex, somewhere in america, there is a muddy-hole-of-a-former-junkyard that has, what looks to be, a full scale replica of a t-rex in the throes of death.

That by itself is worth posting. Add the beyond shop, and you’ve got a true thing of beauty. I can’t take my eyes off of it.

And I keep thinking “clever girl.”

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 1, 2011 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

It looks like Dinosaur Land.

Which is located in VA.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 1, 2011 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Their front page/tagline claims that during the Mesozoic
dinosaurs were the only creatures that roamed the earth

Which makes me not very shocked that their depictions of dinosaur appearances are either a little outdated or just plain funny. I can imagine the anger of 10-year-old nerds visiting for the first time.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Mar 2, 2011 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

If dino racecars meet up with the Pelican Whore

there is going to be one serious paraphyletic reckoning

"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands

by Lycurgus on Mar 2, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

or propholactic?

I don't intend to upset folks with the way I write it just happens,,,

by OhioHawk on Mar 2, 2011 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Paraphyletic refers to a non-monophyletic taxonomic designation

that does not include a group of organisms and all of their descendants. In this case, dinosaurs form a paraphyletic grade with birds.

"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands

by Lycurgus on Mar 2, 2011 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

That is the kind of dickish nerdiness

I bring to the table. What a ridiculous comment that was?

"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands

by Lycurgus on Mar 2, 2011 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

It was exactly what I was looking for

when referring to the 10-year-old nerd getting outraged at incorrect dinosaur depictions. Kudos, young nerd.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Mar 2, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I aim to please, snort snort

"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands

by Lycurgus on Mar 2, 2011 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Pfffff,

well duh.


"The 'holy bible': a collection of writings by people who had no idea where lightning comes from." ~ Anon

by Bucketochicken on Mar 2, 2011 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually prefer the internal explosion technique.

Yes, you actually have to be eaten first, but its very effective. And, really, its not all that bad as long as they don’t chew. — HISHE

by kythom on Mar 1, 2011 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

That took Ross only 8 minutes from the previous post. Wow.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Mar 2, 2011 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

FEAR MY BLOGGER-FU.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 2, 2011 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

The geek is strong in this one

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Mar 2, 2011 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

How would this work?
His plan is to avoid their scaly exterior and defeat them from the inside.

Is his plan to raise their cholesteral levels, thus leaving the Dinosaur Racecar drivers slightly more susceptible to heart failure?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Mar 1, 2011 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

You go in from the mouth.

Please. J showed us how to do this in Men In Black.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Mar 1, 2011 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

That was K I believe

Please note that the internet does not, as of yet, have a sarcasm font.

by benvious on Mar 1, 2011 6:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Correct.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Mar 1, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOOM!

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Mar 1, 2011 12:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

This is bullshit!

All of those racecars would get black flagged for eating other drivers!

by mikjones24 on Mar 1, 2011 12:31 PM CST reply actions  

Again

Here comes the “Would you want to fuck with something that just ate the shit out of a person?”

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.

by Pain in the Sash on Mar 1, 2011 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Like on those German websi-

Never mind.


"The 'holy bible': a collection of writings by people who had no idea where lightning comes from." ~ Anon

by Bucketochicken on Mar 1, 2011 1:20 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Masterful

Rec’d

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt

by HawKCP on Mar 1, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude

Chewing Rubbing’s racing.

by Grixxly on Mar 1, 2011 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate to be a grammar Nazi

But there are no g’s in NASCARspeak.

by Hank Thrasher on Mar 1, 2011 2:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

No foolin'?


"The 'holy bible': a collection of writings by people who had no idea where lightning comes from." ~ Anon

by Bucketochicken on Mar 1, 2011 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

This is a no brainer

dinosaur racecars are terribly under rated here.

"If you're easily offended, we thank you for stopping by but ask that you turn your browser elsewhere." -- BHGP Disclaimer

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Mar 1, 2011 12:32 PM CST reply actions  

Short arms for the win!

Short arms driving racecars that is.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Mar 1, 2011 12:38 PM CST reply actions  

So....

Which one is that again?

Now you ain't gonna come up here and steal Pepper Jack's best ho.

by ninerhawk on Mar 1, 2011 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't understand the difference?

Big, dumb, slow lumbering things. I guess the dinosaurs get racecars, so they beat Cougill…

by DJK's bongwater on Mar 1, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

It's Dinosaur Racecars. Like it or leave it!

"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 1, 2011 1:41 PM CST reply actions  

Everyone who votes for Cougill is big, stupid, and stupid.

"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2011 2:29 PM CST reply actions  

And ugly and smelly too.


"The 'holy bible': a collection of writings by people who had no idea where lightning comes from." ~ Anon

by Bucketochicken on Mar 1, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Like Patrick Ewing

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Mar 1, 2011 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

You just compared Dinosaur Rcecars to Duke and the Yankees?

I mean Satan I can see, but do not insult the IDRI by comparing them to Duke and the Yankees!

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Mar 1, 2011 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Dinosaur Racecars is like the Yankees in terms of being likely champions ever year.
Dinosaur Racecars are not like the Yankees in that Dinosaur Racecars are awesome.

by The Final Gun on Mar 1, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you for the clarification

I do not associate Duke or the Yankees with Awesome so you could understand my confusion

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Mar 1, 2011 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Great sound effects

I could hear the dinosaur and Cougill racecars WRRRREEEEAAAAOOOOORRRRGGGHHHHing around the track.

by Xarin on Mar 1, 2011 2:38 PM CST reply actions  

I gotta say, I LOVE Marchifornication!

Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!

by Swarley on Mar 1, 2011 2:46 PM CST reply actions  

This is an OUTRAGE

Just wait until the Souix City Journal gets ahold of this information. Mr. Basketball for the state of Iowa should NEVER be treated this way.

by willhawk on Mar 1, 2011 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

Adam appreciates your vote.

Now you ain't gonna come up here and steal Pepper Jack's best ho.

by ninerhawk on Mar 1, 2011 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Now Ross can see who voted against him

in the NIM

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Mar 1, 2011 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Ross already threw the BANHAMMER at me for my vote.

Now you ain't gonna come up here and steal Pepper Jack's best ho.

by ninerhawk on Mar 1, 2011 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

And a valuable lesson was learned

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Mar 1, 2011 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

No, not really.

If given the opportunity, I will (would?) probably do it again.

Now you ain't gonna come up here and steal Pepper Jack's best ho.

by ninerhawk on Mar 1, 2011 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You are tempting fate, man.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 1, 2011 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah man,

you know I’m just messin’ witchu!

/votes for Skatt Roll’d

If it makes you feel any better I would have voted for Skatt Roll’d no matter who they were up against. That video is just too damn good to not vote for it.

Now you ain't gonna come up here and steal Pepper Jack's best ho.

by ninerhawk on Mar 1, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I voted for Cougs becasue

he kinda looks like a younger John Daly and because everyone knows dinosaurs can’t fit in cars.

by ChryslerKinnick on Mar 1, 2011 3:27 PM CST reply actions  

I hope you enjoy being digested by a dinosaur, naysayer.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 1, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

the dino might choke on his afro...

So he’s got that going for him

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Mar 1, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

He already BANHAMMER'D me for my vote.

Now you ain't gonna come up here and steal Pepper Jack's best ho.

by ninerhawk on Mar 1, 2011 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Oops

this is supposed to go up one thread.

Now you ain't gonna come up here and steal Pepper Jack's best ho.

by ninerhawk on Mar 1, 2011 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Mssr Cougall doth not

hold a candle
nor anything else body parts included
to DRC
VROOOMMMMMMM RAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH
and for those who might have wondered
Mr Buford of tOSU was gladly handed the rock
by the pride of SC
and as a former resident and public employee of same
am permitted to observe
that this is not the first thing the SCJ’s first error
nor will it be the last

had the pleasure of finally listening to the podcast
awesome as usual
and thanks for the shoutout which aint bad
for a 60 year old guy who breathes through PVC
and does a world class imitation of a land porpoise
albeit the hole is on the wrong side

long live the pellican whore
and stanzi’s girlfriend who brought her to life

the pellican whore will win out

I don't intend to upset folks with the way I write it just happens,,,

by OhioHawk on Mar 1, 2011 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

And from across the Missouri River...

A dumbfounded Husker fan wonders, “What the F*** are those people from Iowa smoking during the offseason?”

Then he promptly votes for Dino Racecars. Because he thinks he can outrun/escape a basketball player. But a dino, in or out of a racecar, is too dangerous to mess with.

Marchifornication…Tom Osborne, what did you get us into?

by Wolvie on Mar 1, 2011 5:49 PM CST reply actions  

Stick around, we're just getting started!

Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!

by Swarley on Mar 1, 2011 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Just wait until we get to JoePa and the Pelican Whore

You are not going to want to miss this. Bring your friends.

Now you ain't gonna come up here and steal Pepper Jack's best ho.

by ninerhawk on Mar 1, 2011 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Isn't JoePa a little old for that?

Or is P.W., like, 96 in Pelican Years?

by Wolvie on Mar 1, 2011 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Whores love money. And P-whores love fish.

I imagine JoePa to have $200 in cash on him at all times, split into $1 and $2 bills. I also think he probably smells faintly of fish.

by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Mar 1, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, wait, hold it.

Maybe I’m misinterpreting, or are you predicting winners? According to the graphic on the Podcast’s post, JoePa and P.W. are on opposite brackets. Are you calling out your predicted finals?

Or is P.W. going to ditch her pimp, cross the street, and shack up with JoePa, thereby tag-teaming on Franimal?

by Wolvie on Mar 1, 2011 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I like where your head is at

but I should have just listed them so it didn’t look like they were competing against each other. I can see that as a final, although, your guess is as good as mine as to what will happen in MARCHIFORNICATION.

Now you ain't gonna come up here and steal Pepper Jack's best ho.

by ninerhawk on Mar 1, 2011 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

and no fucking games

called by mussfucker or that hooiser dildo dakich
nosirree marchfornication
if for real men doing real things with real brackets
not some CBS hype shit
if only we had the same for football
no longer the mythical national champion

long live the pellican whore

I don't intend to upset folks with the way I write it just happens,,,

by OhioHawk on Mar 1, 2011 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Welcome! Enjoy the batshit insanity!

I hope you find it comfy here.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Mar 1, 2011 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I’ve got a better shot than outrunning the Dino in the Sinclair car.

by Wolvie on Mar 1, 2011 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd, HFMR.

You are a certified master of the internetz/photoshopz.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Mar 2, 2011 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Cougill as a Hawkeye...

makes me think about not voting for DiNascarOsaurs. But, Cougill as a Kirkwood player, and this swings the vote in favor of the RoadRaptors.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Mar 1, 2011 8:10 PM CST reply actions  

Cougs vs. the Dino Racers was probably going to be one-sided, regardless of what locker room he called home.

Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!

by Swarley on Mar 1, 2011 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

How do we know what dinosaurs sound like?

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt

by HawKCP on Mar 1, 2011 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

Is that some sort of Zen question?

like “What is the sound of one hand clapping?” becuase you just totally blew my mind, man.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Mar 2, 2011 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Nicely done.

But needs a yellow caution flag somewhere.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Mar 1, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

And less Goldblum

Now you ain't gonna come up here and steal Pepper Jack's best ho.

by ninerhawk on Mar 1, 2011 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm from a city in the Midwest best city in the whole wide wide world

by Colts Homer on Mar 1, 2011 9:50 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

If you're looking for a McDonalds

I have to assume you voted for the Cougillsaurus, that particular establishment being his natural habitat and all.

by KilometersDavis on Mar 1, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Time for another matchup.

I’m tired of looking at that pic and remembering how close we came to knocking off OSU last year.

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 2, 2011 9:45 AM CST reply actions  

I wanted to vote for the Dessert Fox, I really did

But Dinosaur racecars is just too full of win.

The Dinos and Cougill do have one thing in common, though, they both have a big head and little arms.

Come to think of it, I’m not sure just how well Todd LIckliter’s plan for Cougill was thought through.

by DrHenryKillinger on Mar 2, 2011 10:16 AM CST reply actions  

This is my first time though Marchifornication....

This is ridiculous…….

As much as I think Dinosaur Racecars is stupid, I listed to the BHGP podcast on my drive home from GreenBay to St Paul – starring at 530p Monday evening… So I had 4.5 hours of windshield ahead of me…. I’m a believer in DInosaur Racecars for this round…. My 4 year old son thinks they are cool, too… What 4 year old doesn’t….

by Ordinary Joe on Mar 2, 2011 8:14 PM CST reply actions  

we may be adults on the outside

but we are all four year old on the inside!

by Grixxly on Mar 2, 2011 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Does that make dmbmeg a pedophile?

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Mar 3, 2011 8:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm just waiting patiently

for Chuck Hartlieb etc. to show up and have a grand mal seizure with all this non-Iowa sports stuff going on around here.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Mar 3, 2011 10:16 AM CST reply actions  

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Tour for OMHR
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Hamsterdam Doesn't Need Studio Backing
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Hamsterdam is Jumping Taurii
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Oh, man! Pam Ward is out!
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Hamsterdam is Taking Home Some Hardware
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Hamsterdam is in a Rose-colored Depression
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Re-Seating at Kinnick - A Complete Money Grab.
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Hamsterdam Knows That It's Sexy

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