On the last day of February in the year 2010, a cry was heard throughout the land of America. "16 seeds? Is that all?! We need more marchifornicating!"
And on the last day of February in the year 2010, a smaller cry was also heard throughout the land of America. "Please, humble tournament leaders, we may not be as great as the greatest, but we do richly desire to take part in the marchifornicating."
Thus, a select few took it upon themselves to create an NIT for marchifornicating. You are reading the result.
Imagine a rusty, leaky building. Now imagine it being filled with snake nests and cobwebs. This is where the National Inviatation Marchifornication is held. We do not claim to be excellent, but there are those who deserve the chance to play on!
And now we announce the seeds!
HAYDEN FRY REGION:
1 seed: RossWB!
Thoughts on the matchup from RossWB were not forthcoming. Ask him yourself.
4 seed: SKATT BROS! HUP! SHOOT 'EM UP! HUP! RIDE! HUP! SHOOT 'EM UP! HUP! RIDE!
Thoughts on the matchup from the Skatt Bros were not forthcoming. They were busy doing whatever it is they do when they're not making music and I'm sure they do it well.
2 seed: TOM BRANDS!
Thoughts on the matchup: "I'm excited to be involved with the tournament. It's going to be a lot of fun with a lot of tough and - um, I try not to use this word, but... - INTENSE wrestling."
3 seed: HOCKEYBEAR!
HOCKEYBEARS do not think
DAN GABLE REGION:
1 seed: Ellipsis!
Long live OhioHawk!
4 seed: Pakibomb!
Please don't start!
2 seed: WaterlooChazz!
Wow! Really, selection committee? Really?
3 seed: Bellanca!
Always a strong choice.
But you know what? Forget the committee for a moment. Pakibomb isn't making this tournament. I didn't even bother to make a bracket, so I can pull this kind of stunt.
The actual 4 seed in the Gable Region will be Winthorpe Pennzoil Duffington III.
Now let's start with the voting.