It's Coming...
by Patrick Vint on Feb 23, 2011 9:30 AM CST
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PrintWe're one week away from March.
And when the Marchifornication comes, you'll be powerless to stop it.
Get ready (and put on some headphones; the music is NSFW).
It's coming soon. It's Marchifornication. And hell follows close behind it.
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holy shit
the trailer makes me want to punch some pinkos in the face. WHAT WILL COME OF DAS PAKIBOMB
NSFW?
Not safe for women? You guys are a bunch of sexist assholes.
Needless to say I’m jacked. Pollard and the Baby are going to make a run.
The Pelican Whore
lives for marchifornication!
by DowntownmplsHAWK on Feb 23, 2011 9:45 AM CST reply actions
I just got goosebumps.
I think I might have the spanish flu. Oh, look, there’s a video on this page.
(shortly thereafter the author’s head exploded)
Brunettes not fighter jets
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Are you saying J Leman and Ricky Stanzi will be together? Because that’s not fair. That combination takes a crap all over the word “fair”.
I don’t like complaining about fairness, but I truly hope Leman and Stanzi aren’t together, because that’s not even a competition.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
Unless David Taylor makes a late surprise entry
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Come on.
That’s just a given.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 23, 2011 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
Where was Cornshoe?!?
I need more cannons and Hawkeye Elvis!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Yes, very much so.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone else have issues with SBNation sites almost immediately after this was posted?
It’s like SBNation knows that Marchifornication is coming and knows it can’t handle that much awesome
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Pelican whore brings the viruses
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I love how Pelican Whore was the first image
after it went to rap mode. Completely insane. Has to be a 1 seed and favorite to reach the finals.
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Feb 23, 2011 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
I would gladly step aside for any chick that lets a dog eat out of her mouth
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
crazy pelican
is an awesome Google Image Search.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2011 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
Marchifornication™
It brings out the LOL in Trololololololololo
@jschnauzer
Bloggin' at http://joepasdoghouse.com
Fran should definitely be part of this year's marchifornication
there is just soo much you can do with his red-faced-technical-foul-drawing antics.
I think I’ve found the official motto for Iowa wrestling: "I could have scored more points." - ReadingRambler
Maybe not Fran, but I would definitely like to see Giant Fran Head
Other than the mostly competetive basketball, larger crowds, and soft-serve, Giant Fran Head was my favorite part about bball games in CHA this year.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2011 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
With
Lasers!
.....OK, maybe I didn't think the short version of this name through....
by TheStupidShallBePunished on Feb 23, 2011 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
But of course real Fran would do
Or Mrs. Fran, but she hasn’t murdered any refs yet this year unfortunately.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2011 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
That video gave me an erection
and gave my computer meningitis.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
I have now watched the video about 6 times
3-4 of those were because the whitey in me always has time understanding rap lyrics, but still. Awesome. I am PUMPED.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2011 11:06 AM CST reply actions
I don't even try to understand rap lyrics anymore
When I finally understand the words I have to write them down and use the interwebz to actually understand what the meaning is. I don’t even try anymore.
I did really like the Bright Eyes intro though.
/whitey mc whiterton
Here we go.....!
The beat to Crown on the Ground is fucking dirty, btw. Love it.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
I have to agree,
Sleigh Bells really took that video up a notch, even if it was a remix of their song.
by Franimal House on Feb 23, 2011 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
Awesome
I don’t know what I am more pumped about; watching Iowa gun for another title or watching Rambler become inconsolable when Cael fails to deliver like he has at every other tournament.
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
When Taylor eventually loses
I would say that the SBN servers crash from all of the tears Rambler will shed on the interwebs.
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
Yeah, like he's going to lose.
Humor me.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 23, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
You sound like Iowa fans two years ago.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I actually think Fittery or that Boise dude will win.
But I have to roll with this Taylor meme now, don’t I?
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 23, 2011 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
Yes you do. (although Fittery is a beast)
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Feb 23, 2011 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
You have shown a lot of commitment.
It is too late to back out now.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 24, 2011 7:34 AM CST up reply actions
Three names: Jenkins, Hall, Fittery
It wouldn’t surprise me if he didn’t make the finals.
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
Fittery and Hall, sure
Bring on Jenkins, pal.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 24, 2011 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
Perhaps.
But I would pay to see Taylor wrestle Jenkins, even in the consolations.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 24, 2011 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
I think that 157 is going to be fun to watch
The fact that Taylor has been dominate in the Big Ten, but hasn’t faced the other 3 of the top four is intriguing to me. Hypothetical question – What if wrestling had a system like the BCS?
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
Iowa would play Cornell for the national title?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Or if you assume Cornell would get screwed for being one of the "sisters of the poor"...
You’d probably get an Iowa-Oklahoma State rematch for the title.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Cornell would probably get screwed for being a non-BCS school.
Solid assumption. Then tWWL would be in arms about the big schools bullying the little schools and leaving them out, the Senators from NY (I think that’s where Cornell is) would be calling for an inquiry. Or they’d just shrug and walk away.
I think the EIWA would be a BCS conference in wrestling
Also the over-the-top east coast wrestling love is as annoying as the SEC football love, just less generally pervasive
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I was going under the assumption that the same conferences would be part of the conglomerate.
You’re right, EIWA would probably be one of the 6 ‘BCS’ conferences (probably replacing the SEC).
You fucking magnicifient bastards!
You’ve made my fucking day!
by hawkeye_heartattack on Feb 23, 2011 11:28 AM CST reply actions
I was excited when I saw this at 3.30 this morning on the Twitters.
but I think it has gotten even better with time.
Where's Captain Herky America?
Is he part of Team America?
I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Feb 23, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
Will there be a recap post before the tourny begins
with links to all the articles about each entry? Can’t wait to see how Pelican Whore is handled since that was pretty much all in the comments
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
I'm hoping for some background on that one
I think I was on vacation and missed it
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 23, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 23, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sorry I missed it
I’m not sorry I was on a cruise at the time.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 24, 2011 12:52 AM CST up reply actions
A Bright Eyes rarity combined with a Childish Gambino mixtape track?
Cued to Hawkeye/BHGP-related images?
You, Mr. Vint, are a wizard. Bravo.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2011 1:35 PM CST reply actions
Had no idea that Don Glover was Childish Gambino
I think I’ve found the official motto for Iowa wrestling: "I could have scored more points." - ReadingRambler
Actor, writer, rapper, comedian . . . . .
Community is solid, 30 Rock was solid when he wrote for it (and still is), and his rapping is solid (the Culdesac album and his mixtapes are all free to download, by the way).
I’m pretty ambivalent toward his standup routine, but I always laugh at “my parents named me Don Glover . . . . Dong Lover”.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2011 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Where do you get those downloads?
I tried looking on itunes with no luck.
I think I’ve found the official motto for Iowa wrestling: "I could have scored more points." - ReadingRambler
They should be on his website.
Just google “Childish Gambino” or “Donald Glover.”
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
athankyou
I think I’ve found the official motto for Iowa wrestling: "I could have scored more points." - ReadingRambler
Just in case . . . .
The mixtape containing the song in Vint’s video and CG’s full album are the bottom two posts here:
http://childishgambino.blogspot.com/2010_08_01_archive.html
I figured I’d post the link since the downloads are sort of buried in the archives.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2011 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
I feel compelled to add
that the underlying track from “New Prince” is Sleigh Bells’ “Crown on the Ground”. Definitely worth checking out as well if you’re into that sort of music.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2011 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
Link to download some of the one-off songs
(including New Prince) here
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2011 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
I recommend both albums
Sleigh Bells’ LP was pretty damn awesome (just don’t use it if you’re going distance running; you’ll burn yourself out in the first mile trying to keep up), and I really love all of those Childish Gambino albums.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 23, 2011 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
I nearly jumped out of my chair with excitement once I heard "aww, sick"
I, for one, am all for Childish Gambino being the official music contributor for Marchifornication.
Tracks like Freaks and Geeks and Untouchable are amazing. And, as has been discussed already, Culdesac and the mixtapes are solid. Hell, Culdesac has been playing in my truck all month long.
by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
How have I not heard of Childish Gambino until now?
I think I need new friends.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2011 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
Randomly great long-distance running songs
Flaming Lips – Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots pt 1
Len – Steal My Sunshine
The Postal Service – Nothing Better
Beth Orton – Anywhere
I love these when they pop on the iPod between the usual hip-hop and rock stuff.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2011 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
He has a song with MC Chris?
I’m in love
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2011 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't know it was Bright Eyes
as I’m more of an AM radio kind of guy and when I’m chillin I mostly roll with oldies but goodies like Lil Troy. However, I did immediately recognize the track from the 1st season of Friday Night Lights which I just finished on Netflix. I’m now onto the 2nd and have, thus far, been pretty disappointed.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Two things:
The song is actually a Bright Eyes cover of a song by Daniel Johnston. It’s almost identical, but not exactly identical, to the version used in Season 1 (and Season 3, and the promo for Season 4) of Friday Night Lights, which was recorded by Tony Lucca.
Also, yes, the second season really sucks. But it gets better after Season 2 is done, and it only keeps improving from there.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 23, 2011 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Daniel Johnston
Shit man, I knew I had heard the song before, but could not for the life of me remember where. Daniel Johnston is an amazing songwriter and an altogether fascinating story. I highly recommend the documentary, “The Devil and Daniel Johnston.”
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 23, 2011 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
OH FUCK.
Thank you both. I’d discussed Johnston with some neighbors back in ‘05 and never watched the documentary. A year or so ago I tried to remember the name and I couldn’t. You’ve just saved me from going insane.
by The Mexican't on Feb 24, 2011 6:49 AM CST up reply actions
Sleigh Bells, responsible for the second half instrumentals, is really good live
if you’re drunk and still drinking and want get all sweaty.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Feb 25, 2011 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
HEY
My Z button is working again! Even better, it finally works on posts with embedded YouTube videos!
Thanks, techno guys at SBN offices!
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
Are you guys going to do another Marchifornication seeding podcast?
I think I’ve found the official motto for Iowa wrestling: "I could have scored more points." - ReadingRambler
I'm going on strike if they don't.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 23, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
Empty threat
your withdrawal symptoms would be too great
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Try me!
You people would crack up if you went a week without me!
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 23, 2011 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
If schedules and health permit, yes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I listened to it again recently
pure comedic gold.
I think I’ve found the official motto for Iowa wrestling: "I could have scored more points." - ReadingRambler
you need a health permit to do a podcast?
or is it just this particular podcast because it could get… sticky?
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Feb 23, 2011 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
I have laryngitis
Full-blown head cold/bronchitis combo. It’s the reason we haven’t had a pod in a couple weeks. I’m hoping the voice is back this weekend.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 23, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
Get well PV
I’ll miss your dulcet tones for the Marchifornication podcast if you don’t (For the record, I just added Marchifornication to my browser dictionary since I anticipate typing it quite a few times in the coming month)
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Feb 23, 2011 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
I did the exact same thing (DICKtionary wise)
Also, get better Pat, you could always use this website if needed.
I think I’ve found the official motto for Iowa wrestling: "I could have scored more points." - ReadingRambler
A PV xtranormal movie could be too much...
AWESOME.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 23, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
Am I the only who calls said illness Laurinaitis?
You know, just out of principle. Childish principle, but principle.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 23, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
Guess I'll inform the golfing midgets that they're headed for the Cyclone Bracket Invitational.
--
A T-bone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch's grape.
@scrappled
Slow States - Football, music, craft beer, and podcasts with an industrial slant.
by Run Up The Score on Feb 23, 2011 6:58 PM CST reply actions
You know, we have more than enough stuff to do a field of 64 now....
Probably have to use Survey Monkey or something like that for the first few matches though. IIRC, that’s what I did for the Meme Tourney at BSD.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 23, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
Marchifornication values exclusivity, man.
It doesn’t spread its legs for just any john like a cheap whore.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That’s a lie and you know it.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 23, 2011 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
The only lie I know is the lie of David Taylor's perfection.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Them's fightin' words
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
You mean the lie you just created right now?
If anything I said he was perhaps “the greatest wrestler ever” or “the most handosme man ever” or “awesome awesome awesome”, not “perfect”.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 24, 2011 7:45 AM CST up reply actions
Is it wrong that I'm strongly considering taking off the first day or two of Marchifornication?
For non-vasectomy reasons.
Oh, who am I kidding? I may just take tomorrow off and play the Marchifornication trailer over and over again.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Before I catch hell, I was in the process of moving last year during Marchifornication.
Damn, I misspelled it above. Shit!
Nah you were just referencing Speed Racer.
Machifornication: A possible sexual act involving the Mach 5 and that sexy girl Trixie. Mmm, mmm Anime fun.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 23, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
I'll take the movie version Trixie
and sex up Christina Ricci on the real Mach 5
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 24, 2011 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
Not a problem, Swarlos
I’m sure they’ll bring everyone up to speed.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 24, 2011 1:01 AM CST up reply actions
Was machen Sie?
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
He's a speakin' Nahtzi!
LET’S KILL US SOME NAHTZIS, BOYS!
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
I'd recommend going back through the archives.
I went back to a few years ago and perused. You will not be disappointed. Truuuuuust me!
I think I’ve found the official motto for Iowa wrestling: "I could have scored more points." - ReadingRambler
Ok, I've searched the googles, looked in the archives and contacted Batman.
What in the blue hell does J Leman have to do with Stanzi and BHGP? Did he say some ubber patriotic thing, a la the great Ricky? I’ve been confused for quite a while, just never really felt like looking like the new kid. Now, I don’t really care, you guys are like the dysfunctional family I never had.
A Google image search should have been enough.
by The Mexican't on Feb 26, 2011 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
That's his official team photo from his days at Illinois.
The tie is awesome, but the overall look of the photo is incredible.
by The Mexican't on Feb 27, 2011 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
The tie got it started.
If you look up Leman in the archives (and we do have the handy search box in the right-hand corner), you can see how it grew from there.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I searched the archives. So basically it started with the picture.
The tie, the glorious mullet and the fact he played for Illinois. Then he proceeded to get bitch slapped by dmbmeg in what appeared to be the precurser to Marchifornication. Those were some interesting comments to peruse, that’s for damn sure! I feel that I am now ready for Marchifornication!
So, I'm watching the trailer again tonight...
and I’ll probably watch it a couple more times before Tuesday.
Somebody, remind me what Gangsta Jared Reiner was from?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
not sure. does there need to be a reason to bling out good ole jared?
but i just watched the trailer again… i can’t wait to marchifornicate.
I've watched it twice in the last 4:18.
So good.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Feb 25, 2011 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
THAT'S how you cut a fucking promo
When Marchifornication was birthed from darkness I had no idea what a magnificent beast it’d grow into. Absolutely fanfuckingtastic, Vint.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
twitter.com/jebushchrist
I never realized it before
he’s a gumby
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 26, 2011 1:01 AM CST up reply actions
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