For the first time in over a year (no, really), the Iowa hoopyballers are playing a conference home game on a Saturday. How is that even possible?  Good question.  Such is the mystery of the Big Ten scheduling computers.  The Delanybot 9000 does what it wants, when it wants.  You just gotta deal with it.

Anyway, Iowa returns home after (insert adjective describing pain) loss to our purple-clad friends to entertain a resurgent Michigan team.  Iowa's last three games include a pair of road trips to Michigan State and Illinois and a homestand against Purdue, so this might be our last best shot at a regular season win.  Let's get it done, boys.  Please.  The usual rules of open threading apply: no porn, no piracy, no slurs, and whatnot.  Don't be a dumbfuck and we'll all be good.