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(Very nifty video, especially now when we're starved for football. FYI: you may want to play the music over headphones, though. It might be a little NSFW.)

Micah Hyde interception from the Insight Bowl. I tried to make it look animated by reducing the playback speed and frame rate while using a plug in called Cartoonr by NewBlueFX on Sony Vegas 9. The song is from a porno and is called "Special Delivery" so you know it will be catchy. Cartoon Kirk Ferentz loves it.

over 1 year ago Pacino_sm_tiny HawkeyeRecon 58 comments 6 recs  | 

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If for nothing else, your choice in music. Classic!

"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST

by Dip-Shit on Feb 11, 2011 9:20 AM CST reply actions  

Thanks!

Good porno music makes just about everything better. Except IRS audits and funerals. : (

by HawkeyeRecon on Feb 11, 2011 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh my! It's getting sexy up in here!

Co-mingling football and degenerate sex might be too much for my thin moral boundaries to handle. Is that music public — or should I say pubic — domain?

Well done!

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Feb 11, 2011 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

LOLing
…public — or should I say pubic — domain?

And well done to you Sir.

"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST

by Dip-Shit on Feb 15, 2011 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I never noticed

Gabbo going into the fetal position when he was about to get blocked.

Cyclone Fanatic Poster #1: "The key to being competitive in the Big 12 is to win bowl games."
Cyclone Fanatic Poster #2's reply: "Or the key to being competitive in the Big 12 is to be competitive in the Big 12"

by Pain in the Sash on Feb 11, 2011 10:53 AM CST reply actions  

he actually lays down

a great block on Binns, really good form for a quarterback. He just didn’t realize he was suppose to be trying to tackle Hyde.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

by The Bacon Explosion on Feb 12, 2011 8:13 AM CST up reply actions  

That's what I thought

I was like, why the hell are you trying to block somebody while you’re on defense. Since I couldn’t think of any other reason, I just chalked it up to shitting his pants.

Cyclone Fanatic Poster #1: "The key to being competitive in the Big 12 is to win bowl games."
Cyclone Fanatic Poster #2's reply: "Or the key to being competitive in the Big 12 is to be competitive in the Big 12"

by Pain in the Sash on Feb 12, 2011 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

But to be expected from Missouri.

Cyclone Fanatic Poster #1: "The key to being competitive in the Big 12 is to win bowl games."
Cyclone Fanatic Poster #2's reply: "Or the key to being competitive in the Big 12 is to be competitive in the Big 12"

by Pain in the Sash on Feb 12, 2011 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Pure awesomeness

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Feb 11, 2011 11:35 AM CST reply actions  

I'm going to try and make some more.

I applied the same effect to a 9 minute 2009 Iowa Wisconsin video I had made, but didn’t change the frame rate or speed because it would have screwed up all the existing cuts. Plus since that was an outside day game, the color isn’t the same throughout the game, and the effect would have to be tweeked for each cut. I already have some great music picked out for future ones.

I’ll upload it to youtube this weekend and post it.

by HawkeyeRecon on Feb 11, 2011 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I assume you spent hours "listening" to source material for this "great music" right?

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Feb 11, 2011 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely!

Actually its from CD’s which are collections of porno music.

by HawkeyeRecon on Feb 11, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Music = Awesome

Also at :40 when he hits the corner you can just see him put it in another gear.

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 11, 2011 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

That song sounds like the beginning of about a half-dozen Kyuss songs.

Cool video, though.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 11, 2011 2:58 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Glad you like it. Were you the one who bumped it?

Not sure why it is blown out on the front page. I used the embed code from youtube. It looks like it is set for the same 640×390 sizing that the Johnny Mac video used.

Are there specific settings that work best?

by HawkeyeRecon on Feb 11, 2011 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I did, yeah.

I’m not sure why it would look different or what settings work best, to be honest.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 11, 2011 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Me either

I actually ended up copying the code from the Johnny Mac vid on BHGP and putting the URL from Youtube of my vid, and it was still blown out. The specs I published my vid originally were higher than the youtube specs, but I still don’t know why its blown out here. I tried editing it several times but it still was to wide.

Different story: Tonight in Orlando at a self proclaimed upscale bar I saw a big guy shove a little guy (who did nothing) that ended up bleeding profusely from the head. I didn’t know either of them but I made sure the bouncers knew what happened, and 10 min later 7 of Orlando’s finest had the perpetrator cuffed and feeling very remorsefull. If you are drunk at a bar, don’t shove some non threatening dude, because he could easily end up concussed and bleeding profusely on the floor, and you could quickly end up face down with cops threatening to mace you directly in the eyes. What’s kind of interesting is that as this happened, the cops really didn’t care that they had a witness (me) to the original violence. I know the Sgt in charge, and told him I saw the whole thing. Despite their quick reaction, nobody gave a fuck. Must be a lot of paperwork, or maybe something I didn’t see was involved. The DJ bought me a shot, and I left because there was no good reason to stay. If a squad of cops show up and stomp a dude because you told the bouncers, but the cops don’t want to hear what you have to say, GTFO of there because nothing good will follow.

by HawkeyeRecon on Feb 12, 2011 1:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Haha, yeah.

The bass line sounds like “Boogie Van,” by Fu Manchu (@ :35).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng0yavQjfAA


"....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week." ~ Bill Hicks

by Bucketochicken on Feb 11, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Kyuss rules.

QOTSA rules
Them Crooked Vultures rules
Eagles of Death metal were solid, but not THAT great.

Josh Homme just rules all around.

Fact: All you care about is points.

Blindly Optimistic follower of The Iowa Hawkeyes, San Francisco 49ers, Carolina Hurricanes, and the Charlotte Bobcats.

by HAWKEYESBABY on Feb 13, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

“Welcome to Sky Valley” (aka self-titled) is one of my all-time favorite albums. QOTSA is very hit or miss (mostly miss), with “R” and “Songs…” being amazing. I like Fu Manchu better. Couldn’t ever get into EoDM.


"....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week." ~ Bill Hicks

by Bucketochicken on Feb 13, 2011 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I love QOTSA, but Kyuss is also great.

“Welcome to Sky Valley” is fantastic.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 13, 2011 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I believe HawkeyeRecon has found

 the music that should be played at all Iowa sporting events

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

by The Bacon Explosion on Feb 11, 2011 2:58 PM CST reply actions  

Women's volleyball

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Feb 11, 2011 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I just assumed it was Medeski Martin and Wood

Wasn’t sure why the music would be NSFW. I kept waiting for some random obscenities to be screamed over the top.

Also, that software is clearly racist as it made everybody white.

by PackerHawk on Feb 11, 2011 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

The little moan at the end was the only thing.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 11, 2011 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT, I missed that too!

That’s good stuff right there.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Feb 11, 2011 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I had never heard of Medeski Martin and Wood

They sound pretty damned good! Thank you for letting us all know about the amazing music and funk that they provide!

by HawkeyeRecon on Feb 12, 2011 1:44 AM CST up reply actions  

yaw, he expert

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

by The Bacon Explosion on Feb 11, 2011 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure if any of you follow search engine optimization, but...

Within about 16 hours of me uploading this vid on Youtube, it became one of the top video results on Google’s organic video results for searches relating to Micah Hyde and the Insight Bowl. While that is a very unique and targeted search parameter, I would guess its quick indexing and rapid incorporation into Google’s results is because the Youtube video quickly received more traffic than the usual upload would. It is amazing how quickly a post on a well respected website like Blackhawkgoldpants.com can lead to being indexed in Google’s different searches.

by HawkeyeRecon on Feb 12, 2011 2:05 AM CST reply actions  

Well respected?

Don’t get me wrong, I consider myself a part of this community, but I won’t go nearly so far as to say we’re “well respected” – nor would I want it any other way.

Please note that the internet does not, as of yet, have a sarcasm font.

by benvious on Feb 12, 2011 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Well-trafficked rather than well-respected, maybe.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 12, 2011 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Something, something, something...

picture of DJK.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 13, 2011 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey now.

We’re actually functionally literate over here AND we don’t use slideshows in 2/3 of our posts.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 14, 2011 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Not enough plagiarism to be the bleacher report

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Feb 14, 2011 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

now I'm curious what you think OMG stands for

since you whiffed so brilliantly on BHGP.

Seriously though, awesome vid. And I have to say, the music makes it so much better. I watched it the first time at work with no sound, and the second time was much better when watching at home with sound.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2011 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Porn music makes any video better.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 23, 2011 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I really honestly

think that’s The Bakerton Group. Those riffs sound 100% Tim Sult. For those who don’t know(anyone who mentions Kyuss and Fu Manchu would know, because both of those bands are AWESOME) the Bakerton Group is all the guys in Clutch doing instrumental jams. Someone back me up on this, because that sounds DEAD on like Clutch with no vocals.

Fact: All you care about is points.

Blindly Optimistic follower of The Iowa Hawkeyes, San Francisco 49ers, Carolina Hurricanes, and the Charlotte Bobcats.

by HAWKEYESBABY on Feb 13, 2011 2:59 PM CST reply actions  

I have 'El Rojo," and it's not on that album.

Might be on the other one though – the EP. The Bakerton Group is fucking great. And I love love LOVE Clutch.


"....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week." ~ Bill Hicks

by Bucketochicken on Feb 13, 2011 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

The movie the song is from is from the 1970s, and is called "A Happy Ass."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58yiJvGGye4 (SFW – more or less. Actually… less. Best use headphones. There’s nothing bad per se, just the word “ass”).

The compilation is called Pornosonic: http://www.amazon.com/Pornosonic/dp/B0001EJ70E/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1297631904&sr=1-2


"....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week." ~ Bill Hicks

by Bucketochicken on Feb 13, 2011 3:19 PM CST reply actions  

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