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Iowa vs. Iowa State Basketball LIVEGAMEOPENTHREAD

Iowa Hawkeyes at Iowa St. Cyclones, Dec 9, 2011 7:00 PM CST


Yeah, it's not going so well.

Here's your open thread for the evening: Iowa-ISU hoops, UNI-Montana football on ESPN, whatever.

The standard open threading rules apply: no links to illegal online streams, no porn, no politics, no religion, no slurs, no douchebaggery.

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Everything is terrible.


"Pursue happiness... with diligence."

by Bucketochicken on Dec 9, 2011 7:54 PM CST reply actions  

Hey!

Thanks for your support!

/shameless plug’d

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Dec 9, 2011 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me?

Ugh. No, it’ll probably just get sent back to me. The fucking Chicago postal service simply mailed me H.E.C.‘s and Rocky’s instead of sending it to the “To”. When it makes its miserable return to me I’ll just FedEx it to you. What a joke.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Dec 9, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

What possible reason could there be

for the USPS to be losing customers? (aside from that email thing)

by kythom on Dec 9, 2011 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Pony Express, dude.

Man, Craig James literally ruins everything.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 9, 2011 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

So, I am a political science major, and I interned with a certain Iowa senator last spring. We got a ton of calls, emails, and faxes from people who were concerned that their local post office would be closing. We literally got NO letters about it.

by kythom on Dec 9, 2011 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

In fairness, to the younger generations, we’d find a way to live with the nearest post office being 15 or 20 miles away.

But, to the elderly, it is a big deal. My grandparents live in a tiny town in NW Iowa. Even going downtown and getting their mail from a box is something they really do need and look forward to. It is how they get their newspapers. I’m sure mail is how they get and pay any of their bills. They don’t have a computer, and my grandmother would never make the effort to learn internet basics even if they had one.

So, while I like to make jokes, there is still a need for the postal service. Many elderly people have medical supplies or prescriptions sent to them by mail.

Sorry I got serious on you. I envy you. Poli-sci has always interested me (I majored in history, but got an all-social-science teaching endorsement.) I am usually quite fascinated with history, politics, government, economics, psychology, sociology, etc. I’ll bet you have a ton of great stories from your internship. Feel free to share them anytime, as I’m sure plenty of other BHGP-ers would like to hear them, too.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 9, 2011 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

on this topic

I feel shutting down Saturday service the stupidest option ever. Why not shut down, say Wednesday instead. This keeps the lag down to one day incraments. It also give the majority of people that work M-F a chance to actually go to the post office. Even still, some PO need to be shut down…hell, there are 3 within 4 mi from me in boise.
That aside, they need to find a way to make more money while losing first class letters, or they a doomed.

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Dec 9, 2011 11:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Not a problem

We all understood what closing a post office could do to a small town, and how people, my grandparents included, really do look forward to going to the post office. But it was still pretty ironic. I am not exaggerating at all when I say that we got 0 letters on the issue. Expressing your concerns in a way that helps the USPS stay profitable and gets more mail volume for your local post office, apparently, did not occur to any one.

by kythom on Dec 9, 2011 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm way late to the game

Nobody will probably read this, but I’m going to type it anyways.

The post office’s problem is probably most due to them operating as a government service rather than a for profit business.

There is absolutely no incentive for the carriers to do their jobs better. If the carriers were to actually do their routes in a timely manner, they are only rewarded with more mail. If they come back from their routes to early, it is deemed their route is to short and management may try to lengthen their routes. So why in the world would they want to do anything in a timely manner? They aren’t going to be paid anymore or any less for the job they do.

While I could go into more detail, I feel it may border on the line of politics. I shall stop here and this post will probably fall into oblivion and on nobody’s ears or eyes.

by RH's Bookie on Dec 10, 2011 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I read it.

I think many postal carriers work harder than what you make it sound like there. But I’m also sure there are plenty of lazy ones, too.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 10, 2011 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

i forgot to mention

I did 3 years of duty at 2 Iowa locations during college. Yes a few carriers do work hard, but a majority of the ones I saw had posh assignments and went out of their way to ensure it did not change. The clerks and behind the scenes sorters did not always have it easy. This is only what I saw, I’m not saying it happens everywhere.

by RH's Bookie on Dec 10, 2011 12:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm certainly no expert.

I had a third cousin that worked as a sorter. From what I heard, and from what I know about her and her siblings, I’m kind of assuming she worked pretty hard.

I have a friend of a friend who seems like a good guy who would not loaf too much. He is younger (35 or younger?) and just started as a postal worker within the last few years, so he probably doesn’t have a super-easy route.

Then, there is a father of a friend of mine. He has to be 45 or older, and I think he’s worked as a postal carrier for years. I’m assuming he probably has an easy route, but I don’t really know.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 10, 2011 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Well played.

"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research." - Sherlock Holmes

by KenK on Dec 10, 2011 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

i belive we are up an estuary

lacking any means of propulsion

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Dec 9, 2011 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

Royce White is legit. Iowa defense is not.

Iowa bball: most likely to quit.

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

Quitting implies having made an initial effort

"You start to get out of bed, you say, 'Oh, [expletive], I only got one leg on, I better get the other leg on.'" -- Norm Parker

by nerdhawk on Dec 9, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Fair enough

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Royce White is the Steel Jantz of this game.

He is the player Iowa has chosen to make look like a superstar. Once this game is over he will fade.

by Carfino'sWay on Dec 9, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Disagree

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

He might not fade after this game but for as long as I have been watching Iowa basketball there is usually Tone player that has a lights out game against Iowa. Brian Good, Chris Jent to name a couple. The Steel Jantz part was b/c of the ISU connection.

by Carfino'sWay on Dec 9, 2011 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Royce White breaks your mold

Time will tell.

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Tone playa.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 9, 2011 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Royce White is a legit talent

5* prospect, and he’s been good for them all year. I don’t think he’s Lefester Rhodes or something.

by NorseHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it acceptable to drink wine out of a beer stein?

I’ve got a 1.5 L bottle of Moscato that has been begging to be drunk.

Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk

by EnergizerHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:01 PM CST reply actions  

in the old days

before my 17 years of continous sobriety
i never bothered with a glass
one more thing to wash

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

we considered md2020

fine wine
little did we know

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

My initial reaction is yes, but moscato?

Make it a dry red if you’re going with a stein.

by Epihawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Dammit.

I don’t have any dry reds. If i put a splash of vodka in the moscato, would that help?

Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk

by EnergizerHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure, but on second thought, a stein is a good device

for hiding the fact the you’re drinking moscato, so proceed

by Epihawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

WOO.

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by EnergizerHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe that jet

had wizard refs loaded on it
wizzy in stripes

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:01 PM CST reply actions  

Oh, here's everyone. What up party people?

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Dec 9, 2011 8:07 PM CST reply actions  

Iowa State fans are certifiably UGLY

HD proves it

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I wanted to zing the guy holding up the I <3 Hoiberg poster in the first half,

but alas, no one was here yet.

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Dec 9, 2011 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

The dreamy poster?

WRNL blowin’ up all over

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

That's the one. You're responsible?

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Dec 9, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Before my time there

but yeah, that’s a WRNL creation

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I meant the Royal You

It was kinda funny, even though it goes against our perception of Coach Baby.

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Dec 9, 2011 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

alas a brick

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:07 PM CST reply actions  

Marble leads the comeback

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:11 PM CST reply actions  

I think a HUGE problem for this team is that this isn't a true leader on this team.

I like Gatens, clearly more than Vint if you are following Twitter, and I don’t blame him for the teams issues but he isn’t a true leader. May CLEARLY isn’t since he disappears for stretches of the season. The rest of the team is sophomores and freshman. I don’t know if Marble, McCabe or Basabe will step up and do it next season. Marble is probably the closest.

by Carfino'sWay on Dec 9, 2011 8:12 PM CST reply actions  

REFS HATE MCCABE

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:14 PM CST reply actions  

Is this Hamsterdam for the night?

What’s everyone drinking?

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by EnergizerHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:16 PM CST reply actions  

Just finished a piece of cake, and trying to decide.

Guinness, or Captain & Coke?

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Dec 9, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I've had the Captain in my cabinet forever. I bought it for cooking.

I’m rarely in the mood for rum, but I feel like it should go away eventually.

I’ve got some Glenfiddich in there too, but that’s for fancy special times. Mmm, it does sound kind of tasty though…

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Dec 9, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

A Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat

Then a Stone IPA.

Now a Modelo. In a can.


"Pursue happiness... with diligence."

by Bucketochicken on Dec 9, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Pro tip - DON'T PUT A LEMON IN YOUR BOULEVARD WHEAT!!

Don’t do it, ya’ll. Even if the bartender gives it to you and says that’s how to drink it. When the brewmaster at the Blvd Brewery tells me not to put fruit in my beer I stop. It’s so much better w/o the lemon. I’m drinking Blvd Pilsner.

by Carfino'sWay on Dec 9, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

No way. Never.

Pisses me off when they do that.


"Pursue happiness... with diligence."

by Bucketochicken on Dec 9, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

The other night at dinner I specifically said no lemon and they put it on a toothpick across the rim and sticking in the beer.

I said “I didn’t want lemon” she said “do you want me to take it back?” I felt awful but I said yes. I thought Wheat was disgusting until I had it w/o the lemon, everyone here drinks it w/. Whole new world w/o.

by Carfino'sWay on Dec 9, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I know, but Bucket is

UNLESS HE DRINKS A <10 CALORIE DIET DR. PEPPER OR THE WRONG LIGHT BEER

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Dec 9, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, I just meant I didn't know the man law.

Those Dr.P10 commercials a awful. I don’t believe they are still on the air.

by Carfino'sWay on Dec 9, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Man Laws & Man Cards

are beyond stupid and their very existence contradicts that which they purport to stand for. Or whatever.


"Pursue happiness... with diligence."

by Bucketochicken on Dec 9, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

haloo ! a stop

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:18 PM CST reply actions  

Yep on UNI.

I’m barely watching the hoopyball game.

Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk

by EnergizerHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Could this game get interesting?

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Dec 9, 2011 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

He just has to wait

for angry old man Fran to get tired of yelling at the kids on his lawn

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Is this right?

Football, men’s and women’s basketball, and wrestling were all in Ames this year? Does that normally happen, or have I just not noticed?

by kythom on Dec 9, 2011 8:21 PM CST reply actions  

Thats what I thought too

maybe I just don’t remember, but it seems odd that all the major sports would be at the same school every year.

by kythom on Dec 9, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Our defense is shit

hardly anyone even shuffles their feet.

by stewartom on Dec 9, 2011 8:23 PM CST reply actions  

Way better passer, I think

Otherwise, not really, assuming Marble is going to continue to be able to get into the lane like this. It’s hard to judge Bryce on this year, he’s been hurt or sick pretty much all season

by NorseHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

on the ball defense

Marble still has major weaknesses as a defender. Then again, maybe Bryce isn’t that much better. haven’t been able to watch him as much as I’d like yet this year.

by stewartom on Dec 9, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta give it to Hilton for creating such a good game atmosphere.

I wonder if they paid students to come. Free hot dogs? Hugs from Hoiberg for the first 1000 fans?

The players promise not to rob your house if you are in attendance?

by The Final Gun on Dec 9, 2011 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

I can make all of those.

And I’m 5’6"

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by EnergizerHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Jesus christ, Eric

Missed gimmie followed by the dumbest foul

by NorseHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:27 PM CST reply actions  

This team is so dumb.

Why are they always making foolish mistakes? Is this on the players or the coaches?

by snowpork on Dec 9, 2011 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

Uh that reply was meant for your prior post.

My reply to this post is we have a bunch of freshmen and sophomores learning an ever-evolving system.

by The Final Gun on Dec 9, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

White!

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

whie continues to impress

is there hope?

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

This.


"Pursue happiness... with diligence."

by Bucketochicken on Dec 9, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

The class coming in next year is reason enough for hope,

but it’s still gonna be another year after that, I think.


"Pursue happiness... with diligence."

by Bucketochicken on Dec 9, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

i shall refrain

from holding my breath for now

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

i breathe through pvc

the physics are a little different

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Always

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Shit fuck ass

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

Holy trick play, Montana.

Ran an option pitch but pitched it to a reversing WR, who then handed it off to ANOTHER receiver. Fake option double reverse for 15 yards.

by The Mexican't on Dec 9, 2011 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

That foul was so ridiculous.

I’ve never seen a clearer example of a ref calling a foul he was sure was about to happen.

by The Final Gun on Dec 9, 2011 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

McCabe picks up the charge

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

Hahahahaha.

I would be pissed about a few of these calls if I were a Cyclone.

by The Final Gun on Dec 9, 2011 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

So are they just not gonna ever call traveling on White?

I mean I won’t complain but that was pretty blatant.

Of course he made sure to make up for the gift with a dumb foul.

by NorseHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

at least the cyclones are scoring

wiht time stopped

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:37 PM CST reply actions  

so how much are we down by?

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Dec 9, 2011 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

Awesome

my “im not going to watch because we will probably be terrible” plan is working to perfection

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Dec 9, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Only 16!


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by Bucketochicken on Dec 9, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

McCabe!

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:

1.5L Bottle of wine in less than a hour.

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by EnergizerHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice. Got me some four lokos

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

55-68 7 mins

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

3 pointer made ISU

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

Ugh

I like that Marble is scoring more, I guess, but I’m not yet a believer.

by stewartom on Dec 9, 2011 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

Fucking Iowa defense sucks

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

CTV graphics would have been cutting edge.

In 1981.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 9, 2011 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

The homecourt fans

timelessly ugly

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

There's not much excuse for this defense

it’s THAT bad. Anyone else think we should go away from the press and the zone? seems to be an awful fit for the players we have.

by stewartom on Dec 9, 2011 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

Iowa State

3rd best team in the state!

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Dec 9, 2011 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

Carfino

KRISTOFERSON is the hero this Iowa defense created.

Just when Iowa makes a charge, KRISTOFERSON slashes to the rim 3 consecutive positions scoring each time

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

Anyone see that replay?

did not look like a charge at first sight.

by stewartom on Dec 9, 2011 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

Just DVR'd it

Gatens shoulda passed

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

BASABE

That right there was the Mel we’ve been missing. MOAR, plz.

by stewartom on Dec 9, 2011 8:52 PM CST reply actions  

This would be the most disgusting backdoor cover ever.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 9, 2011 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

Creedence included?

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Oglesby: not a loser

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

My wife's work has a brunch tomorrow with

and I quote:

Holiday “Casual” Attire
I had no idea that was even a thing (annoying and extraneous scare quotes aside. Google says it’s a thing, and basically means business casual with holiday colors (i.e. red sweater over a dress shirt). Learning something new every day.

by The Final Gun on Dec 9, 2011 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

Indeed.

However, DSM local channel ABC made multiple efforts to show the ISU fan dressed in a gorilla costume who the whole game held a poster board with the following inscribed:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PUPPIES AND IOWA FANS?

PUPPIES STOP WHINNING.

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I live in DSM. Iowa needs to start winning ASAP

Fuck snide cyclone fans. Fran, Kirk(!!!!!) I’m talking to you.

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, man.

Fuck bowl games!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 9, 2011 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Bowl games are a matter of fan interpretation (ISU's is vs Iowa)

sadly I no longer live in eastern Iowa and my CFB reality has adjusted as such

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought it was funny

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 9, 2011 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Iowa City needs a kickstart.

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

UNI looks terrible.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 9, 2011 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

I think I'm going to buy some gin

Any recommendations (preferably moderately priced)?

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Dec 9, 2011 9:18 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not sure. I've never actually purchased gin before.

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Dec 9, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, outside of a bar anyway

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Dec 9, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

So, if $25 a fifth is right for you, and you're planning on drinking Gin and Tonics,

then go with Tanqueray or Bombay Saphire. Both are very good gins for mixing and adequate for Martinis unless you’re a Gin snob.

If taste isn’t so important to you, but you want something at least palatable, go with Beefeaters ($20/bottle). If you get something cheaper than that in a gin, you’re looking at a taste experience like Hawkeye vodka.

Between Bombay and Tanqueray, my personal preference is for Tanqueray as a mixing gin.

by The Final Gun on Dec 9, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I was thinking Bombay, but wasn't sure what else was out there.

Thanks for the thoughts. I have enough Hawkeye Vodka experiences to last a lifetime.

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Dec 9, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Bombay Sapphire is unlike any other gin

In that it’s good.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 9, 2011 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

that sounds like a remarkably important difference

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Dec 9, 2011 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I need to try Bombay Sapphire one of these days.

The only gin I’ve drank was some awful cheap shit back when I was 21 or 22.

I used to make large screwdrivers in plastic stadium cups with OJ, gin, and vodka.

One night, I made the mistake of having a big spaghetti dinner, and then putting down two or three of those huge screwdrivers. I have not consumed gin since then, but the taste-memory is probably far back enough (about 9 years ago) that perhaps I could tolerate some gin again.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 9, 2011 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

pappy had a rule

cheapest is best
when it comes to booze
course in our house it was a volume issue

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Dec 9, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Bombay

Is the only way to go. Gin and sprite is also delicious.

"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." — Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008

by BlackHeartOldPants on Dec 9, 2011 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

For mid-range, absolutely.

But graduating to Hendrick’s was a wonderful moment in life.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Dec 9, 2011 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

the broken pic icon sort of looks like a diagonal smiley

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Dec 9, 2011 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

It's okay, it's a really nice icon

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Dec 9, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Never drink mystery gin.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Dec 9, 2011 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

^^^

words of wisdom

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

this

Hendrick’s is the best. Really not that expensive either.

by Epihawk on Dec 9, 2011 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Scary thought of the night

What happens if the ISU fans start to procreate with their New Jersey counterparts at the Pinstripe Bowl?

A guy asked that to me today and I have been trying to drink the image out of my head for two hours now.

http://victorypolka.blogspot.com/

by KC_HAWKEYE on Dec 9, 2011 9:30 PM CST reply actions  

They have already procreated,

did you not get their Christmas card last year?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 9, 2011 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

NIGHTMARE FUEL

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Dec 9, 2011 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I just have this eerie picture

of guys with ridiculous spray tans, gelled hair and gold chains driving tractors with sheep tied to the back down !-35 and every time someone passes them and flips them off they just yell “it’s a cyclone thing”.

Clearly beer is not working, switching to bourbon.

http://victorypolka.blogspot.com/

by KC_HAWKEYE on Dec 9, 2011 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Do pregnant farm animals count?

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Dec 9, 2011 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Green!

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Dec 10, 2011 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

It'll Be Okay

A loss to 2 Big 12 teams in football this year, and it will all be over.

by jezmez68 on Dec 9, 2011 10:17 PM CST reply actions  

NO

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

That guy (Jezmez)

has a profile where it says he is a fan of “Stewart Payne’s Flying Coffin.”

But the golfer who died in the plane crash was Payne Stewart, not Stewart Payne.

Is Jezmez so dumb as to not even get a crass joke right? Because I’ve done that, but I’m just wondering.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 9, 2011 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear Jezmez:

what will be over? Your posting on BHGP? ISU’s run at cold weather bowls? Pawl Roads’ pride?
Please be concise. Thx.

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Dec 9, 2011 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

enjoy the year Iowa State fans

it will be another decade before you get one like it

must suck knowing you will always be #2 no matter what you do

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Dec 10, 2011 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

So, there's a party at my place right now

and two of the guys that showed up were two of the kids in Little Giants.

WHAT IS HAPPENING.

YEAH BUDDAY!

by With Ferentz Like These... on Dec 10, 2011 1:17 AM CST reply actions  

Were they on the DL for the Little Giants?

Do they still have eligibility left?

SIGN THEM!!!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 10, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Was one of them the kid that carried the fridge on his back?

And did pullups on his dad’s bicep? I think we could use him at DT next year.

by One Night Stanzi on Dec 10, 2011 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey guys, just woke up in Turkey!

It’s a bright, cold Saturday morning, looking good, and I’m loading the UNI and Iowa-Iowa State replays on ESPN3 to get things started! How’d everything………………..oh no.

by Third Generation Hawk on Dec 10, 2011 2:40 AM CST reply actions  

It does seem like the kind of cash-grab

that Hollywood is always looking for.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 10, 2011 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

So, we need a love story, a traumatic event to overcome, some intense competition, cocky attitudes, and an enemy to fight at the end.
Tom Cruise already found the love of his life in the last movie so maybe they will go all Die Hard and give him relational problems or make him divorced with some stuck-up kid a la DH4.
My guess: Tom is now a Top Gun instructor breaking in some new hot-shot kid. Either he or the new guy are trying to overcome some past traumatic experience from “the war.” Perhaps a little like The Guardian. Oh, and they will have to fight either the Chinese or the North Koreans.

by kythom on Dec 10, 2011 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

The important question here is

Will Kelly McGillis finally return to the big screen? The rest of it my 9 year old could plot out fairly accurately.

by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Dec 10, 2011 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

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