McNutt was, thankfully, unharmed. And a big tip of the cap to the Iowa marching band for playing the ESPN SportsCenter while the murderous Skycam was being hauled off the field. That's some quality trolling right there.

Keep an eye on your toaster this weekend, though. The revolution of the machines is upon us. Depending on your preferred dystopian SF future, this probably ends either with us all plugged into giant battery farms or being hunted to extinction by killer robots with near-indestructible metal bodies. Happy 2012, y'all!