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Midlands Championships Open Thread: Day One

Midlands coverage (all times CT):
12/29: 9:30am -- Session I, 7pm -- Session II (Quarterfinals, consolation rounds)
12/30: 12pm -- Session III (Semifinals, consolation rounds), 7:20pm -- Session IV (Finals, consolation rounds)

TV: Northwestern All-Access (Thursday Quarterfinals); BTN (9:30pm CT; tape-delayed coverage of Friday's Finals)

Radio: Takedown Radio (internet radio), Hawkeye All-Access ($$$), AM-800 KXIC (free if you're in Iowa)

Liveblog: The Open Mat / Andy Hamilton at Hawk Central. I'll also be open threading the event on Thursday and Friday.

BRACKET: Right here.

And, yes, BTN's airing of the Finals will also be opposite the Insight Bowl. It appears that you can also access NW All-Access if you're a video.BTN.com subscriber, too.

NOTE: Given everything else we have going on -- the Insight Bowl tomorrow, Purdue b-ball wrap-up, the usual random insanity we're prone to delve into -- the Midlands Open Threads are going to be run as FanPosts so that they don't get lost in the shuffle. I'll bump them occasionally, but you should always be able to find them on the right-hand side of the page in the Fanposts section.

Unless otherwise expressly indicated by BHGP editors, this FanPost is strictly the viewpoint of the author and is not endorsed by BHGP in any way.

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KCJJ

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:41 AM CST reply actions  

No Iowa guys going in the first round.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:41 AM CST reply actions  

McD up first at #57

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 9:44 AM CST reply actions  

Working on a pub today

hopefully it won’t interfere with wrestling

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 9:44 AM CST reply actions  

You're building a pub?

Awesome. I’m going to come visit it when you’re done.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

That would be better

It is a publication for a journal.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

That is far less interesting.

I was working on dumb names for your pub.

The Ly-In Den?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Ly's Likker?

(That’s how they spell it in Lubbock, right?)

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Where it is legal, yes.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Are there a bunch of dry counties down there?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Eh, Lubbock used to be a dry city

They had this strip of sin just outside the town where you could go and get your booze and zippered pants.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Zippers are the root of much evil.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Just ask Rambler

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

He probably would be a button fly man.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

You think he wears pants?

I assumed he was a bibs overall kind of guy.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Replica Army of the Potomac issued

wool battle slacks

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I bet those get a little warm in the summer.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

That is why those Central PA guys are so excitable

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 9:59 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

and, throw rocks down by the creek. I loved throwing rocks down by the creek. And building dams. Indian Creek in Cedar Rapids, FTW.

by txhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Catch crawdads and snakes and turtles

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

well, catch crawdads and chunk them at each other.

by txhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

You really like throwing stuff, huh?

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

when I was a kid. You’d think I’d have a better throwing arm. When I got to college, some of my roommates had he-men throwing arms and it was then I realized how pathetic mine was. Another, in a series of athletic disappointments. When your athletic talent consists of being really skinny and running long distances, it’s tough to impress the ladies.

by txhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Did you try growing a mustache like Steve Prefontaine?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

That would have done it

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

In my dreams. You know how some guys achieve their adult height at age 13, and it’s all downhill from there? Yeah, I achieved my adult height about age 24. I was a slow maturer.

by txhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Rough go, hoss

1000 years ago you would have stopped growing like two weeks before you died from old age

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

spooky

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

He would have been a mythical hero

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

At least he would have died at his physical peak.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

True enough

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, not so sucky now. Hair on my head, etc. My oldest brother was, and is, opposite of me. Of course, he tortured the shit out of me when I was 10-14 and he was 15-19. Bastard. I could take him now though.

by txhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Brag Brag Brag
Hair on my head

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Blocking accumen didn't do much

either.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

True.

But you still need a fly, right?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I have never worn overalls.

I am a fake Iowan.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Not even ironically?

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

forget hipster-y

bumblebee-y

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Actually, I probably did when I was a wee lad.

But that was the only time.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Whew

That was close.

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

My mom put me in oshkosh quite a bit

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

The Laconic Lair

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

When do you hear about Northern Europe?

by txhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Already heard, no go.

They really seemed to want a Norwegian.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Shit. Sorry. (pause) Their loss

by txhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Eh, thanks.

It is a tough job market out there. They actually sent me a pdf with their evaluations of all the candidates. I can’t really argue about the guys they went with. It was a three year position and they had guys who had been at major universities for 10 years applying.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Did you tell them lutefisk was your favorite food?

That might have swayed them.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

They thought that since I hadn't taught or done field work in Norway

I might be at a disadvantage. They also said I was young and too early in my career.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Booo

You should switch.

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

For some reason, they didn't keep team scores in the early 90s.

That’s weird.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:46 AM CST reply actions  

Is McD wrestling?

KCJJ still covering a UNI wrestler.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 9:48 AM CST reply actions  

I don't think so.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

All Access is talking to some Iowa City/Coralville Visitors Bureau guy.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I wish Ironside was here.

/sad

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:50 AM CST reply actions  

Per Hamilton, these are Iowa's point scorers

McDonough, Ramos, Marion, Kelly, Evans, Lofthouse, Gambrall, Telford, Clark and Rasing.

That’s almost exactly what I predicted. I had Moore instead of Kelly, though.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:51 AM CST reply actions  

I suppose they want to put some "real world" pressure on Kelly anyway.

I think they are really hoping he will work out there.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't strain something patting yourself on the back...

Seriously, that is what makes the most sense for points this weekend

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Wow, prize for the most aggressive first post

Proper for a wrestling thread

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

TOM BRANDS HAS INFECTED ME WITH AGGRESSION

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

MY POSTING SHOULDER OH NOES

I’m gonna have to go on the IR, I think.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Tomorrow is the most ridiculous sports night for my personal interests that I can recall in a long, long time.

In addition to all those, I’m going to the Heat-Timberwolves game and I would absolutely watch the Bulls-Clippers game if I could.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

My brother is in town tomorrow night and we're going to Medieval Times

at the same time the Insight Bowl starts. It’s DVR for both the bowl and Midlands. I will be going slowly insane while watching jousting and falconry. Thankfully I won’t have any silverware to stab myself with.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

When are you moving to Iowa, you heathen?

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

looks like March or April.

Job search is going extremely well. I feel so loved.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Bravo

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

excellent

where are you coming back to

DRUNJIFORNICATION

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 29, 2011 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Eastern Iowa or Chicago area, looks like. Still undetermined

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm doing the same thing re: DVRs.

I’m going to try to stay spoiler-free, but I predict that will be a big fat failure.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm flying back home and should land about a hour after the Insight opens. I should be able to remain spoiler free.

I will wait to get on BHGP until I get caught up, maybe. I dunno. I’ll have likker on hand, maybe?

Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk

by EnergizerHawk on Dec 29, 2011 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, I don't get why the UFC is tomorrow night and not Saturday.

There are going to be TONS of people in bars for New Year’s Eve.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

No idea.

Dana is a crazy guy. He suspended and then reinstated Torres after the rape/South Park tweet. No way to know what that guy is thinking.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

I was looking at the poster for tomorrow night’s show while I was at Hooters last night (delightfully tacky! also tasty wings) and noticed that it said they were moving back to 9pm CT as the permanent start time. I wonder if they think the 8pm start time cost them buys.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

That was odd.

Maybe the west coasters were annoyed by the incredibly early starts. Fights were over by 9 out in Vegas, that can’t be good for local buys.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

The spokesman for Dusty's Precision Auto

has a bizarre speech pattern

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 9:54 AM CST reply actions  

Hawkeye Trivia:

Who owns the record for most Midland’s victories (55), consecutive wins (51) and titles (10)?

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 9:56 AM CST reply actions  

Joe williams has the most titles

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

now get back to work on that Pub.

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Waiting on my coauthor here

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

What's a good time to eat lutefisk?

And will you serve it as an app at this pub?

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

whoa, kooky

Will you serve it as an app?

/gettin hungry

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Just after you have given up on a normal life

and no, it will not be served

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

It has to do with white clover cyanogenesis

It is a puff piece about another paper. We are supposed to highlight how awesome the paper is.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

You would serve beer

and possibly show sporting events? That sounds like a goldmine. Get on it!

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

I know, it sounds brilliant, right?

I can’t believe no one else has ever thought of it before! I’m gonna be so rich!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Seems risky

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

YES!

And possibly chips with a spicy, tomato-based substance, too.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Spicy peppers and onion-based substance, I guess?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I prefer Ro*Tel and Velveeta.

BTN4LYF

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:14 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

You only serve food products that are advertised on BTN

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Everything is garnished with Barbasol!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I see you put on your wrongpants again today.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I made a steakumm yesterday for the first time in like 20 years

Diggin through the cheese drawer and all I found was shredded ‘mexican’ cheese for tacos. On it went.

I had forgotten how thin those little meatless bastards were, so today’s lunch gets two.

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Brilliant!

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmm

Gold lamé hotpants…

by Enoch on Dec 29, 2011 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

yikes

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

That would be my go-to for all Iowa sporting events

Beer, pub food, Iowa sports and BHGP-ers? Yes please.

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Ugh, if you are going to be there, then nevermind

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:12 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Perhaps the BHGPub could

advertise special pricing during a slow weeknight to attract females to the pub.You could call it womens’ night!!!!

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

HA.

Like females actually know about BHGP.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Some do, but they are mostly as snarky as the rest of us

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

The BHGP ladies frighten me.

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

They entice me

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

keep your dirty, central PA genes out of our pool!

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

/too excited!

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Ha!

You are excepted. I worry that Rambler will introduce a heinous chin strap beard trait into BHGP

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

/been through that phase

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Yikes

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

it's all part of the masterplan

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Dec 29, 2011 1:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

& thank you!

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Dec 29, 2011 1:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

thank you

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Dec 29, 2011 1:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yes

we are. We’d get eaten alive in here if we weren’t snarky. Viva la BHGSkirts!

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Dec 29, 2011 1:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't think there is going to be a branch in dirty Lubbock

so you’re safe… for now…

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Ha

You are probably right. This town is the suck.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes!

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Just call it "The Trough"

Throw all the food in a feeder bin and just watch all the slack jaws suck it down.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Awesome

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure there was a place like that in IDIOCRACY.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Lubbock seems to be the inspiration for that movie

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

then Lubbock has one positive note

love that movie

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by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

BRILLIANT.

I am willing to be an investor. How’s 70 grand sound?

/I don’t have 70 grand.

Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk

by EnergizerHawk on Dec 29, 2011 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

These hypothetical monies sound about as useful as blogbucks.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Or Chizek nickels

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, an Atticus Disney hearing!

(a hearing doesn’t work nearly as well as ‘a sighting.’)

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:05 AM CST reply actions  

Extra bonus on the IA broadcast

Norm Parker doing water commercials!

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

WRESTLING NEWZ

Flores, the 1-seed at HWT, didn’t make the trip, so everyone moves up a seed. That means Telford is now a 3-seed and Rasing is now a 7-seed.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:06 AM CST reply actions  

Do they shift their bracket placements?

I thought they would just DQ Flores but this changes the entire tournamnet for Bobby.

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by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Hamilton said everyone moves up a seed, so I think they do move the bracket around.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Wonder why?

Not the time of year for peak challenges like Trice & ..hey, what happened to Rey?

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmm, that's a good question.

I didn’t even realize he was out.

That’s a bummer. There have been some big names that have pulled out of this tourney.

I think Amuchastegui was supposed to participate at one point.

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I read a nice article this summer on the Stanford Basque

Seems like a good dude.

But I still hate him.

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

My little brother went up to Evanston

I don’t know whether to envy him or feel sorry that he has to spend time in that horrible arena

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by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:08 AM CST reply actions  

random Anita Perry ad last night in the BTN broadcast was strange.

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by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Oooh, did she have the crazy eyes?

by txhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

non she was actually rather GILF-y

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by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

You'd tussle that hair?

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

sure, but no more views of old lady hands, please

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by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of

I would totally hammer Helen Miren, a lot.

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by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

well, yeah

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Or make a nest in it

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by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Can’t. Talk. Politics. Must resist.

by txhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Focus on the gilf-y remark

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

and the EXTREME TEXAS she exhibits

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by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

I’m confident Anita is a perfectly lovely woman. She is quite religion-y, and can’t quite believe how mean people are outside the bubble of the sycophant. Both these traits are unappealing.

by txhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

McD's gotta be getting ready to go in just a little bit.

We’re finally through the pigtails.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:19 AM CST reply actions  

The round 1 HWT is going so

this thing starts in earnest very soon. Where the heck in Morningstar?

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:19 AM CST reply actions  

forget that last random question.

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by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

TRENT SPRENKLE~!

Another fine, fine name.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:20 AM CST reply actions  

Also, it makes me think of the awesome Mr. Sparkle episode of The Simpsons.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

15 years from now

there will probably an awesome wrestling hold called the Sprenkle. You heard it here first.

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

I knew a bunch of Sprenkles growing up

THAT was a clan you didn’t want in your gene pool.

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

There’s always one in a town. It was the Pledges where I grew up. Soooo many branches to the Pledges.

by txhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

I like when they've been so diluted that there are variations on the spelling

Sometimes we couldn’t tell if we were dealing with a Sprenkle or a Sprankle.

Did you also have a Pleedges branch?

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I think the differentiating factor for the Pledges was whether they did federal time, or merely state time.

by txhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 10:36 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

nice

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

The butcher is a brutal move

I used to love to run it

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by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:21 AM CST reply actions  

Hmm, it looks like there will be three Iowa matches going on at the same time - McD, Ramos, and Clark

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:21 AM CST reply actions  

The announcer is Wartburg guy! Awesome!

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:22 AM CST reply actions  

Fuck that guy

Wartburg can suck it. Go Luther!

by StewMonkey13 on Dec 29, 2011 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, you silly Norse.

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by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Damn Straight.

Wartburg pisses me off something fierce.

by StewMonkey13 on Dec 29, 2011 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Ha

When my dad was at Wartburg, he and some buddies kidnapped a few Luther guys and held them for a few days.

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by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Youthful hijinx!

I had no idea the Wartburg-Luther feud was so fierce until it came up on BHGP.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

I would favor Luther just because I hated those stupid Wartburg ads I saw all the time when I lived in Iowa City.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

The Ross-Lycurgus feud commences

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll just stay neutral.

I’m Switzerland!

At least none of you went to Grinnell.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

You are spared

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't know the guy

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm arbitrarily trying to pick a side

Wartburg’s got a harder-core name.

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Wartburg is so hard core

it doesn’t even blink at the Edict of Wurms

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by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

that sounds...fun?

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by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah. My dad has some fucked up stories from there

The only advice he gave when I went to college: “If you run your mouth, someone will fuck you up. So don’t.”

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Pretty solid advice, actually.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Dec 29, 2011 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Wartburg built a new football/track stadium while I was at Luther

Some of the Cross Country/track guys made the road trip, broke in a stole almost all the stuff from the concession stands.

by StewMonkey13 on Dec 29, 2011 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

When I was there

a couple of guys from wartburg took a small plane and littered Luther campus with flyers about Wartburg

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Wartburg also cheats the system.

At the DIII level no sports schollies, but they give their athletes special grants and preferred rooming status. Strait Bullshit!

by StewMonkey13 on Dec 29, 2011 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I think that's pretty common.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Dec 29, 2011 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Poor Andy Hamilton will probably get Nate Moore questions for the next five years.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:24 AM CST reply actions  

Nate is the older one at 133/141.

Nick is the younger one at 157/165.

Both guys were dominant in HS but seem to have the misfortune of being stuck behind really good wrestlers.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

I think Nate could be having a better go of it

but he seems to have a few head related problems

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah. And not the concussion sort, either.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Delgado wins over Aarhus of UNI @125

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:25 AM CST reply actions  

I wonder if Aarhus is Danish?

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Tis. "house of aardvarks"

don’t mess with the probiscus

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by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Ramos & McD both on

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:27 AM CST reply actions  

Ramos is the first Hawkeye up for the Hawks

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:27 AM CST reply actions  

Ramos in for 2

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Ramos in again for 4-1 lead in the first

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Now in the second and Ramos up 11-3

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Tony doin' work.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Second ens with Ramos up 14-4

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

The Mexecutioner!

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Great!

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

We've got Manny Pacquiao on our team now?

That’s awesome, although I’m kinda worried about his takedown defense.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Rebecca Gayheart & Donte Stallworth as well,

I think Stallworth would have a great takedown game

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by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I hear he has to get liquored up first, though.

Brands might not like that.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

pfft. He supplies the Templeton

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

In unrelated news, CF comments on my dumb Paul Rhoads post.

“I was actually hoping for a good laugh. I can take it, but let’s be honest, it would be better if someone had even the slightest bit of photoshop skill. This seems more spiteful than trying to be funny. Seems a little more of “I’m so Jealous” of the publicity ISU and CPR are getting right now."

GUILTY AS CHARGED!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:30 AM CST reply actions  

#spitefulphotoshopping

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

CPR?

Really? Non-southerners are actually abbreviating “coach”? Stupid Cyclone assholes.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Was just typing similarly

Biters actually suck.

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

They are clearly wannabe Georgia Tech fans.

Maybe it’s an engineering school thing.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Is that right?

The Bammers bit it from the Wreck? Oh, the irony.

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Wait, they call him CNS?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah!

I totally remember that from the lead up to our 2010 game there.

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Wow, that is dumb.

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

LOHL so hard

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Dec 29, 2011 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

McD in for a hard faught TD

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:31 AM CST reply actions  

McD up 4-1 in first

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

McD reversal to start 2nd now up 6-1

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Ramos is all offense, all the time.

11-3 in the second and has accrued his full minute of RT.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 10:33 AM CST reply actions  

Ramos now working for back points

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I read a hawkeyereport board poster

Suggesting Ramos can beat Oliver this year. Your thoughts?

When do you guys have Ok State?

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't see it

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I haven't seen Ramos challenged on the mat yet this year

He has real trouble with long guys like Oliver, especially getting out from underneath

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by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

A week from Saturday. 1/7/12

I’m still dubious. Oliver is in a class all his own this year.

Tony’s best bet is that JO’s cardio isn’t up to snuff yet.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Ramos Tech Fall!!!!

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:36 AM CST reply actions  

sorry, I omitted a few !!!!!!!!!!!!

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

back points

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Ahhh.

I guess I moved on too quickly. I thought I heard “It’s going to be a 20-6 major decision.”

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Hamilton and All-Access both said tech fall.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Hamilton knows

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

133: Ramos TECH FALL (22-6) Mendoza

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:36 AM CST reply actions  

McD up 8-2 plus RT at the end of two

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:38 AM CST reply actions  

McD trying to get the fall, I think.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:39 AM CST reply actions  

McD pin!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:39 AM CST reply actions  

McD going for the pin.................

gets the fall at 6:01

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:39 AM CST reply actions  

McD running the wing

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:39 AM CST reply actions  

with spicy BBQ sauce?

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

It definitely was spicy

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

teriyaki

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

125: McD FALL (6:01) Eppert

Suck it, Purdue

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:39 AM CST reply actions  

Yes, and then Metcalf erased him the next time they wrestled.

That was great.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Go Tyler!

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:39 AM CST reply actions  

Nice start

5 & 6 to the squad.

Did Cashe Quiroga pull out too? Or am I missing him on the bracket?

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 10:40 AM CST reply actions  

Umm, dummy post there ^^^^

1.5 & 2 to the squad via bonus.

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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Backes coaching Clark.

Suck on that, ISU.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:40 AM CST reply actions  

Futrell (il) gets a fall

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:40 AM CST reply actions  

Marion caught sleeping and down 0-2

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:42 AM CST reply actions  

Fall for Marion

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Marion gets the reversal

puts him to his back and gets the fall !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

this is going very well early

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

MM gets taken down.

C’mon, Montell. Don’t be sloppy.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:42 AM CST reply actions  

Iowa is getting the bonus here

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

lulz, MM gets the reversal and the fall

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:42 AM CST reply actions  

That is just so typical Marion...

Start off with a Tech Fall, Pin, Pin… I guess I’ll take it. Seems to me that Ramos needs to pick it up though

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

reversal, put him on his back

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

141: Marion FALL (0:43) Phillips

Don’t make MM mad!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:42 AM CST reply actions  

Am I the only one that thinks of those horrible SNL skits upon seeing the name "Mango"?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:44 AM CST reply actions  

not now. thanks much

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

creepiest SNL character ever

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

No idea why.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

DENIED.

(you can probably the intended picture, but I’m getting a “please upgrade your account” image)

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

boo

http://darthmegalon.itgo.com/images/mangogarth.jpg

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Shit, come on Tyler

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 10:44 AM CST reply actions  

Clark up 2-0 but rode TC the whole 2nd period.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:45 AM CST reply actions  

er, Clark GOT rode the whole 2nd period

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

133: Clark DEC (2-0) Demarco

So that was not exactly impressive.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:47 AM CST reply actions  

This is probably why Clark is behind Ramos

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:47 AM CST reply actions  

Ballweg up against Sabatello

up 2-0 with first period TD

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:53 AM CST reply actions  

Ballweg takes down in second.......

escapes and gets the fall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 10:54 AM CST reply actions  

141: M Ballweg FALL (3:24) Sabatello

That kid is a pinner.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:54 AM CST reply actions  

ARCHER s2 came out on DVD/Blu Ray yesterday?

I’ma have to get that.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:57 AM CST reply actions  

Did you get the first season on DVD?

I only survived about 10 minutes of the “unaired pilot”. I’ve heard others say they loved it.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

I did, yeah, although I haven't watched the "unaired pilot" yet.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Are you aware of the joke?

It was funny initially, but they really Family Guy’d it. A full 22 mins is too much.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

No, what is it?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

They make Archer a raptor.

All of his lines are replaced by raptor screams. The rest of the episode is entirely untouched.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I laughed really hard for about 3 minutes and then had to shut it off

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

uh... huh

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Random OT question

Who coined the phrase “Lob City” for the Clippers? Has it always been around or is that the result of the CP3 trade?

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 10:57 AM CST reply actions  

I think Griffin or Jordan coined it when they first heard about the trade.

And, yeah, it was just a result of the CP3 trade.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

yes, Blake tweeted it.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Griffin said it, there is a video of him reacting to the news and saying the term.

Not sure where to find it now though.

/To teh google-mobile!
//finds that many of the videos have been deleted
///sad face

Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk

by EnergizerHawk on Dec 29, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I think they will do two rounds this morning

Then the quarters tonight, the semis tomorrow morning, and the the finals tomorrow evening.

And consos start tonight, I believe. So probably 1-2 consos rounds tonight, tomorrow, and tomorrow night.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:00 AM CST reply actions  

Kind of a lull right now

Grothus and Kelly should be going for Iowa pretty soon.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:09 AM CST reply actions  

Haven't heard anything yet.

They’ll probably update after this round is done.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I think there are three "real" Pac12 teams (AzSt, OreSt, Stanford) w/ wrestling teams.

And, yep, Boise is still part of the Pac12 for wrestling.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I wonder how that'll shake out in the new agreement.

(For which I’m still incredibly geeked. The pods schedule idea had me all sorts of excited)

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, they obviously won't be able to have a B1G team wrestle a P12 team every year.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Grothus vs Dorsay is up.

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 11:15 AM CST reply actions  

Ouch.

Grothus gives up quick TD with back points then escapes now down 1-4

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

another TD and escape. down 2-6

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Grothus down 4-1 early

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:16 AM CST reply actions  

Sounds like Grothus is kinda looking like a true freshman.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:18 AM CST reply actions  

true

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Grothus rode him for 1:55 in the second and then gave up a reversal.

That sucks.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:22 AM CST reply actions  

He's not a point scorer, so that won't be an issue.

(He couldn’t be anyway, since he’s wrestling unattached in order to preserve his redshirt.)

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, well that's nice.

I’ve already forgotten who the 10 are.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

McDonough, Ramos, Marion, Kelly, Evans, Lofthouse, Gambrall, Telford, Clark and Rasing.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Might be a matchup thing.

Moore got a lousy matchup with Fleming (3-seed) in the first round.

Might also be a confidence thing to try and boost MK’s confidence.

I was more surprised Ballweg didn’t get the nod, actually.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

149: Dorsay DEC (10-4) Grothus

boo

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:24 AM CST reply actions  

jNW's Welch, the 1-seed at 157, is losing 7-3 in the 2nd period.

lulz

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:26 AM CST reply actions  

Aw, he got a fall and ended up winning.

boo

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

MK reversal, DeAngelis escape, MK takedown, MK up 6-2

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:30 AM CST reply actions  

149: Kelly DEC (6-2) DeAngelis

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:33 AM CST reply actions  

Or maybe 8-3

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Or 7-3, even.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Ross and all, thanks for the information

I have to run but will check backmin when I can. Go Hawks.

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Dec 29, 2011 11:34 AM CST reply actions  

Moore close to a takedown, but couldn't get it.

Scoreless after 1st.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:35 AM CST reply actions  

Fleming gets escape, up 1-0

Moore needs a takedown.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:36 AM CST reply actions  

Fleming sounds slippery.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:36 AM CST reply actions  

TD Fleming.

Balls.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:37 AM CST reply actions  

And back points.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:37 AM CST reply actions  

157: Fleming FALL (6:56) N Moore

damn.

He shot, Fleming countered it and turned it into a fall.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:38 AM CST reply actions  

Disappointing, but that was a bad matchup for Moore right off the bat.

Oh well. Hopefully he can do some damage in the consos.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:39 AM CST reply actions  

It might have been.

I think Grace also said Iowa had a major in that match.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Now he said tech fall again, 22-6

DISAGREEMENT!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

This is one of those times, like the McD-Precin match last year, where a fall doesn't seem indicative of the closeness of the match.

That was a tight match – Moore just made one mistake at the end and Fleming punished him for it.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:40 AM CST reply actions  

Actually, looking at the bracket, there must be a round of consos this morning.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:43 AM CST reply actions  

Clark, Marion, Rasing, and Wagner are the significant ones.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Iowa is still a really young team

JR
McD, Gambrall, Ballweg

SO
Ramos, DSJ, Lofthouse, Lira

RS FR
Carew, Dziewa, Kelly, J Ballweg, Evans, N Moore, Telford

TR FR
Grothus

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

This dude Evans is wrestling is stalling like crazy.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:45 AM CST reply actions  

Evans gets another point on a stall call.

Jesus.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:47 AM CST reply actions  

Evans needs better offense.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:49 AM CST reply actions  

That would be nice.

Morningstar was stressful enough for a decade. More Ramos/McD type scoring would be much preferred.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't know if Evans will ever be that kind of guy.

I think he’s more of a Perry, JayBo style guy. He just needs to develop a few unstoppable attacks and he’ll be golden.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

2-0 Evans after 2nd, with 2min RT

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:49 AM CST reply actions  

Evans ESC, up 3-0

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:50 AM CST reply actions  

FIGURE FOUR OF THE HEAD!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:50 AM CST reply actions  

It sounds like something Ric Flair would do.

Which also means it sounds illegal. (And it is.)

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I think Arn Andersen was a big fan of the figure 4 leg lock.

I can’t even picture it as a head move. Sounds like an attempted RNC with the knees.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

That's an illegal hold on Smith.

And Evans gets a head scissors points for it. Up 4-0.

And finally gets a takedown!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

3 stall points
1 illegal move point
1 escape point
1 RT point
2 pt takedown

He was hampered by the fact that Smith didn’t want to do anything, but really good wrestlers can work past that. He’s learning.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

And kudos to the ref for following the scoring rules!

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

1 retweet point?

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Dec 29, 2011 12:04 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

heh

Riding Time

Ramos is actually on Twitter. I don’t think Evans is.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Evans' sister is

Can’t remember her handle tho.

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

@HitOnMeWithCautionMyBroWrestlesForUI

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh come on, after that setup I'm the only one with a joke?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I was going to go with @BeCarefulMyBroPoopsInHats

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:17 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

winnah

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I liked it

She came at (bro!) outta nowhere one day when I was tweeting about Ruth and talking to somebody (I forget who) about Evans. Jumped in with some nice smack reminding me that Evans has beaten Ruth in HS.

It was good stuff, made better by the fact I couldn’t tell at first if it was a sister or a mother.

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

nice

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

That is an awesome scoring line. If you were him, wouldn’t you just want to punch the stalling fuck?

by txhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

No doubt.

But then I’d get DQ’d and I’d be a sad panda.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

165: Evans DEC (8-1) Smith

Smith had no intention of wrestling in that match. He got THREE STALL POINTS called against him. Absurd.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:53 AM CST reply actions  

I have only ever heard of a handfull of matches that had 3 stall points awarded

One more stall call and it would have been match over, right?

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe?

I’m not sure on that rule.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Just looked it up

4th penalty point occurrence results in a DQ, which would be scored as a pin

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

A-ha.

The more you know…

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

didn't he have 4 penalty point occurences then?

3 stalls and an illegal move

Or is it four of the same?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

4 of the same

so the next stall would have been another 2 bonus points for the hawks overall

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

wait

you can give 3 illegal move points and a warning without being DQ’ed? This seems excessive.

"40 MINUTES OF MEH!" - djwoody

by The Bacon Explosion on Dec 29, 2011 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

IIRC, for illegal move

there is no warning, so it would be 3 points and then a DQ

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

could you get them all in a row?

Just wondering if you could make a guy tap out before the fourth call would be made.

"40 MINUTES OF MEH!" - djwoody

by The Bacon Explosion on Dec 29, 2011 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I liked it better when Hamilton just covered Iowa.

Now he has to provide updates on UNI and ISU, too. Lame.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 11:55 AM CST reply actions  

174: Lofthouse FALL (1:53) Kellogg

Nice job, EL.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:10 PM CST reply actions  

Probably, yeah.

Points really start kicking in after the quarters tomorrow. That’s when the placement points really start to matter.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

All of these early pins for Iowa might come into play

if a few of our wrestlers get upset and don’t get as many placement points as we are expecting

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah. Always nice to have a little bit of a cushion.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

It’s gonna be a mauling, team score-wise as the hawks continue to earn Plc pts.

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Wagner gets a bye into the next round at 184.

Fahler is up now.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

Who scores more for you in March

Wagner or Lira?

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

My guess is Lira, just because 184 is such a nasty weight.

I don’t think either guy is AA caliber, though.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Completely agree

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Although Lira has a shot at a low AA if he peaks at the right time

You can see the intensity and energy he brings, which can do a lot for a wrestler in a brutal tourney like nationals

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

And, as always, a LOT depends on matchups and potential upsets, too. If things break right… who knows?

I think that’s more likely for Lira than Wagner, though.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Have you personally decided where you'd prefer to see Gambrall?

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

If he's 100%, I'd prefer him at 184.

I think that’s his best weight, competition be damned.

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Werd

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Everytime I see the name CLINT written in all caps, I chuckle.

Because I am juvenile.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:21 PM CST reply actions  

Fahler ties it at 1-1 early in the 2nd

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:21 PM CST reply actions  

Or maybe the 3rd

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Now OT tied at 1-1

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you think you're required to be good at top position if you wrestle for Rider?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:21 PM CST reply actions  

Fahler in OT

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

Fahler gets ESC, up 2-1

If he can ride him for 30 sec, he wins

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

Nope

Morrison ESC, tied 2-2

MOAR OVERTIME

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Tie all the periods!

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Fahler needs an ESC and a takedown or a reversal.

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

184: Morrison DEC (4-3 OT) Fahler

That match took a long time.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:30 PM CST reply actions  

I think it was 4-3 anyway

It was 3-3 but Morrison had a 20 sec advantage in RT

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Lira down 3-1 I think

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:35 PM CST reply actions  

3-0

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Now 3-1

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

3-2

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

197: Smith DEC (5-3) Lira

bummer

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:38 PM CST reply actions  

Just like in duel meets

our early momentum tumbles once we get to the upper weights… I love our lower weight depth but we really need to find some wrestlers for these upper weights

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

The problem is mainly at 184 and 197

Lofthouse is a little inconsistent, but mostly pretty good at 174.

Gambrall’s injury really threw a monkeywrench in things, though, because it gave us two weak weights up there. We have some promising-looking recruits coming in there, but they may not be able to help much until 2013.

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I suppose with both DSJ and Gambrall having injuries

it made it seems worse than it really is so far this year

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, the lineup we have here is not our optimum lineup.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Gambrall wrestling now

No scoring

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:41 PM CST reply actions  

Up 2-0 w/ 0:52 RT

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

esc, td, now up 5-0

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Per commenter on Hamilton's liveblog
KCJJ radio announcing that Grant’s dad reports that Grant is “concussion free”, which is nice.

That would be very good news.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

This is the proper way to handle concussions

Iowa held him out and gradually brought him back in until it was clear he was completely free of symptoms. The NFL needs to take notes

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

184: Gambrall MAJ DEC (10-1) Lukowski

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

er, 197 of course.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

That was nutty.

Gambrall got a TD late that would have given him a MD with the RT point, but he immediately cut him, which meant he needed to get ANOTHER TD in the last few seconds to secure the MD. He got it just as time was expiriing, but… just ride him out next time, yeah?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:49 PM CST reply actions  

THUNDERSTRUCK welcomes me back from a commercial break.

Well alright then.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:50 PM CST reply actions  

MOAR AC/DC

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Rasing is out now, taking on Roger VUKOBRATOVICH

What a name.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:51 PM CST reply actions  

What do you suppose is the nationality of that name?

Tough to tell

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

"Not a lot of action from Blake on his feet"

O RLY

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:56 PM CST reply actions  

Rasing up 1-0 after 2nd period

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:56 PM CST reply actions  

Rasing gets a TD!

It’s a holiday miracle.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

HWT: Rasing DEC (3-2) Vukobratovich

Same ol’ Blake.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

This is why Telford beat him out

Rasing just doesn’t attack. If Telford loses, you at least know that he is going to be trying something on offense instead of hugging it out for 7 minutes

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

He's had a few low-scoring matches this year, but yeah -- he definitely has a much more aggressive mindset.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Bobby up 2-1

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

Morningstar is coaching Telford's opponent

sadface

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 1:02 PM CST reply actions  

Telford up 4-1 w/ RT after 1st period

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 1:02 PM CST reply actions  

Reversal, Bobby up 6-1

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Stall warning makes it 7-1

2min+ of RT

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Trice, the 1-seed at HWT is in 2OT, I think

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions  

If Trice goes down, I feel pretty good about Telford's chances

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he won.

Trice is on the other side of the bracket, too, so I’m not sure it would benefit Telford much.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I meant of Telford winning it all instead of taking 2nd

but kind of a moot point now

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

HWT: Telford MAJ DEC (10-1) Tobin

Nice job, Bobby.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

When will they post team score and updated brackets from the first session?

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

Not sure.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

They're up at NUSports.com

Iowa trailing Mizzou by 4 points after session. Link

Top 5
1. Mizzou – 31.5
T2. Iowa – 27.5
T2. Lehigh
4. Pittsburgh – 25.5
5. Wisc-Madison – 25

Iowa still has 6 in the championship bracket and 3 in the wrestlebacks. Mizzou and Lehigh have 5 in each bracket.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

DISREGARD

That’s a 2010 session 1 score sheet.

I thought the 9 wrestlers deal was odd. Stupid Northwestern.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

ahhh

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I was really bummed there for a sec that my score guess was off by 8pts

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure if serious

Mizzou is not at this year’s tourney. That bracket update is from 2010.

U trolling us Mexican’t?

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Northwestern is a bunch of jerks

They left the 2010 brackets just below the 2011 links, so when I saw the date of 12/29 I assumed it was correct. When I saw your scores I looked back and saw the 2010. Sneaky purple peoples.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

/utters something anti-NW

asdfasdf potato asdfasd fff

jtothetweet
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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

UPDATED RESULTS

125: McD FALL (6:01) Eppert
133: Ramos TECH FALL (22-6) Mendoza
133: Clark DEC (2-0) Demarco
141: Marion FALL (0:43) Phillips
141: M Ballweg FALL (3:24) Sabatello
149: Dorsay DEC (10-4) Grothus
149: Kelly DEC (7-3) DeAngelis
157: Fleming FALL (6:56) N Moore
165: Evans DEC (8-1) Smith
174: Lofthouse FALL (1:53) Kellogg
184: Wagner wins via BYE
184: Morrison DEC (?? OT) Fahler*
197: Smith DEC (5-3) Lira
197: Gambrall MAJ DEC (10-1) Lukowski
HWT: Rasing DEC (3-2) Vukobratovich
HWT: Telford MAJ DEC (10-1) Tobin

  • Not sure what the final score was here. It was 3-3 after all the OTs and Morrison had a 20-second RT advantage. Does that get recorded as a 4-3 win for him?

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

Yes. The final was Morrison DEC (4-3 OT) Fahler.

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Dec 29, 2011 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

OK, that's what I thought.

My brain froze up and I didn’t hear anyone say that, though.

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

He said it right before the commercial break after the match.

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Dec 29, 2011 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, gotcha.

Must have missed that.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Guys left in the championship bracket for Iowa

McD, Ramos, Clark, Marion, M Ballweg, Kelly, Evans, Lofthouse, Wagner, Gambrall, Rasing, Telford

Guys in consos
Grothus, N Moore, Fahler, Lira

I believe Iowa has all of their point-scorers in the championship bracket still.

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

Some consos now; I'm gonna go grab lunch.

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

Rough IA team score guess

125: 3 (2 pin, 1adv)McD
133: 2.5 (1.5 tf, 1adv) (if indeed a TF & it included nearfall pts)Ramos
133: 1adv Clark
141: 3 (2pin, 1adv) Marion
149: 1 adv Kelly, (0 Grothus, not scoring)
157: not scoring (0 Moore, not scoring)
165: 1adv Evans
174: 3 (2pin, 1adv) Lhouse
184: Not scoring (0 for now Wagner; 1adv if gets a W next round; 0 Fahler)
197: 2 (1MD, 1adv Gambrall (0 Lira, not scoring))
HWT: 1 adv Rasing
HWT: 2 (1MD, 1adv) Telford

Total: 19.5
Great start for all your scorers. That’s a lot of bonus. Which, as noted, likely won’t come into play after PLC pts start arriving. Especially with all the would-be opponents not showing up (Boris, Derosches, Quiroga, Flores, Rey). Getting those last 4Plc pts for 1st place seems to have lost a few of its possible obstacles.

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 1:18 PM CST reply actions  

damned SBNation app

Won’t load all of the comments- happens to me all the time, too. Says in the corner 208/382, 174 unread yet none of the unread load when I hit refresh. Frustration!!!

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Dec 29, 2011 1:45 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I gave up on the SBNation app

It was frustrating me. The standard site through safari is more bueno.

by txhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

The mobile site works just fine. The App never seemed to work well and crashed a lot for me.

by Enoch on Dec 29, 2011 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I have the comment count, read vs unread, in the left upper corner

Nothing changes when I tap it. There’s also ‘refresh’, ‘mark all read’ & ‘go to bottom’. I keep hitting the refresh button at the bottom of the thread. Sometimes that one says something different (maybe it’s the ‘load all comments’ or some such button then?)- again, no change when I hit if. Boo!

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Dec 29, 2011 1:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Hmm.

I’ve got an android app which has a “load all” button. Initial loading of a thread shows only the first 200 comments. After hitting “load all” the button changes to “refresh”.

I prefer the app for comment threads, but that’s because the android browser doesn’t auto-refresh, and takes far longer to update when I try to refresh a thread.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

connection's too slow here to log me into the mobile site

Maybe I’ll try that again later, tho. You’re right, u do get 200 comments 1st then should be able to load the rest- sometimes it works but lately not so much. I can see the most recent comments but I’m missing about 160 between the end of the original 200 & now. Oh, well. Hopefully the twitters will keep me updated- must go get the 5 y/o from kids camp & get everyone ready for dinner. I’ll be back in wifi land in a few hours.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Dec 29, 2011 2:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

SBN app doesn't figure on BHGP comment pages, huh?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I used it on Android for the first time during a game live thread last night.

Worked pretty well, but I couldn’t start an original comment, only replies.

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by SomeJerkPoster on Dec 29, 2011 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Moore Maj Dec (11-3) Schlit

No team points for Iowa as Moore isn’t one of their scorers.

by Enoch on Dec 29, 2011 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

149: Grothus DEC (8-2) Lauderdale (?)

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

157: N Moore MAJ DEC (11-3) Schlitt

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 1:58 PM CST reply actions  

NEW INFO RE: POINT SCORERS
the 10 Hawks scoring are Mcd, Ramos, Marion, Kelly, Moore, Evans, Lofthouse, Wagner, Gambrall, Telford. Per Tom Brands Twitter account. @Hawk_Wrestling

That’s not actually Brands on that account, but it is legit.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

Per Hamilton in the liveblog
Luke Eustice handles the official Iowa wrestling Twitter pages and he says he has not posted anything about the scoring line-up and doesn’t even know who the 10 designated scorers are.

MYSTERIOUS! I have no idea what’s going on.

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be weird to go with Wagner over Rasing, wouldn't it?

And Moore over Clark?

Should all wash out in due time I guess.

jtothetweet
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by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

McD up now

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

tied 3-3 near the end of the 1st

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

4-3 after an escape

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

3-3

McD has some riding time.

by Enoch on Dec 29, 2011 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

McD up 6-4

Ramos up 2-1

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:09 PM CST reply actions  

holy shit, Tony

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

That was insane.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure, but I hope so.

Probably only if someone is taping it and puts them on YouTube. I’ll keep an eye out.

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

My brother (he is there) says the following:

He teched the first guy.

he says that with the second guy Ramos would cut him and the kid would stay in the fetal position and not get up. Ramos just kept cutting him and coming around for two. He got something like 7 takedowns that way.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Efficient!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

That's also pretty sad.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

Maybe that guy should just stay home next year.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Now THAT is Iowa wrestling

Tony has looked amazing this year

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by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Jesus, dude is juggernauting

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

Shit’s about to get real for Ramos now, though. Clark next and probably Futrell after that.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Per Hamilton,
Ramos was up 2-1 at the end of the second and won 21-6.

LOL

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

A 19 point period?

How many times did he turn him? That’s insane.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it was just a bunch of takedowns and stall points.

I’m not sure – it was pretty crazy and hard to keep track of what was going on.

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, stall points makes sense.

I assumed turns since the 19-5 difference wouldn’t make sense with a TD and cut strategy.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Tony got 3 or 4 takedowns towards the end from the sound of it.

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by BStylin Hawkye on Dec 29, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

125: McD DEC (11-5) Spjut

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

133: Ramos TECH FALL (21-6) Fillingame

No back points, though, so maybe that was actually a major decision.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

Towards the end, Tony would take him down, get the points, stand up, and wait for Fillingame to stand up.

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by BStylin Hawkye on Dec 29, 2011 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Just to be clear

Fillingame didn’t seem to be injured, right?

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think so.

Sounds like he just quit.

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Good

I prefer Ramos breaking his spirit and not letting up to breaking his body and not letting up

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

It always creeps me out when I read old wrestler’s tales of their own yore and they include discussion of ‘breaking.’

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't need to talk to very old guys to get those stories

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

You got one? Of yourself breaking?

Would love to hear it.

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I know Mocco always used to talk about it

There is a great story of Gable mentally breaking a Russian who was hand picked to beat him at World’s or Tblisi (can’t remember). The guy just walked out of the building in the second period.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

They should have just let Dan Gable end the Cold War.

It would have been quicker and less messy.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think he gets enough credit for winning it.

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by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha.

The Russians know us for our wrestling and our corn accumen

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by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

So Rec'd

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Also

have you read Randy Lewis’ story about wrestling Gable. Lewis had just beat the number one or two ranked guy at his weight (a russian) in the world. They were about the same weight, Gable was early 40’s and Lewis was late 20’s. Gable beat him something like 50-1.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Gable was like all those Chuck Norris-isms, EXCEPT REAL.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

he certainly isn't too humble to tell how good he is either

I love him

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, it sounded as if Fillingame didn't have anything left.

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Dec 29, 2011 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Alright, that was still a tech fall, it just counts for less w/ no back points.

That’s what I thought, but my brain is fuzzy today.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Wrestling scoring iz hard

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by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

yais

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Clark is tied up 2-2

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

Clark up 6-2 w/ RT

Looking much better here.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

133: Clark DEC (7-2) Kelliher

It’s Clark-Ramos in the quarters tonight.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:20 PM CST reply actions  

I doubt it

That isn’t the Iowa/Brands mentality

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I pity the fool.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

This is a plausible scenario

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Seems unlikely.

It’d be nice for the points, but Brands doesn’t seem like the type to play favorites.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

MM down 5-4

C’mon, Montell.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:25 PM CST reply actions  

5-5

MM does have 1:16 of RT

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

MM gets esc to make it 6-5

loses RT advantage, though.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

SCORES
After 1st round of wreslebacks the team scores are 27.5 for IA; 26.5 for Northwestern; 23.5 for Lehigh; 20.5 for Maryland; 20 for Oklahoma. Per KXIC

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:26 PM CST reply actions  

M Ballweg down 2-0

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:29 PM CST reply actions  

forgot he's wrestling Maple

This will be a tough match.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

MM with a crazy-sounding takedown

up 8-5

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:29 PM CST reply actions  

141: Marion DEC (9-6) Depalma

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:30 PM CST reply actions  

Ballweg gives up a cradle and NF points

down 9-1.

Maple is legit.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:35 PM CST reply actions  

11-2

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

141: Maple TECH FALL (18-4) M Ballweg

wow

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by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:39 PM CST reply actions  

uh, major I guess

COUNTING IS HARD

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I will say again, I would have liked to see Trizzino here

not that he would have done any better, but he might have. He wrestles montell tough

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by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

ISU's Goettl knocks off the 2-seed Kemmerer at 141

wow.

Maple should have clear sailing to the finals now.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:45 PM CST reply actions  

Chaos!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Too bad Maple didn't join them.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Kemmerer just got beat.

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Dec 29, 2011 2:45 PM CST reply actions  

Hmm, Grace is calling Ramos' 21-6 win a major decision.

I think that’s still a tech fall, albeit a tech fall w/o back points.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:47 PM CST reply actions  

It counts the same as a major.

You get 2 bonus advancement pts for wins via fall, DQ, default, and forfeit.

You get 1.5 bonus adv pts for wins via tech fall w/ NF pts

You get 1 bonus adv pt for wins via tech fall w/o NF pts and major decisions.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Per Hamilton
Ramos is the only Iowa wrestler I’ve talked to so far today. He said he was having a hard time understanding whether the referee was giving points for escapes or stalling when Fillingame wouldn’t come up off his knees.

lol

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

that is the best wrestling burn i have ever heard.....ever.

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by justsomehawkeyefan on Dec 29, 2011 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

19 pts in one period!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

That is the most ridiculous stat of all...

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that many points in one period (a 2 minute period even, not even the opening 3 minute)

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by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe a crazy question

but why didn’t Tony opponent roll over on his back and just lay there? If you aren’t getting off your knees, end the match dude.

"40 MINUTES OF MEH!" - djwoody

by The Bacon Explosion on Dec 29, 2011 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

how is not getting off your knees

retaining any shred of pride?

Just sayin’

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by The Bacon Explosion on Dec 29, 2011 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, or his coach just walk onto the mat and yank him

‘dude, get out of here. You’re embarrassing all of us.’

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

The guy turtled

it is hard to get him on his back like that

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

No, it's hard for them to get off their back that way.

And I thought you knew Ethology.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I will hunt you down

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Like you know how to hunt the most dangerous game.

You don’t even know how to confuse a turtle.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Then...then...I will be waiting for you

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I won't be coming to Lubbock, I assure you.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Foiled again

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by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Mike Kelly up now

Tough match with Patacsil

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:57 PM CST reply actions  

Metcalf watching the Kelly-Patcsil match from the stands.

Is it too late to sub him in?

/sigh

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 2:59 PM CST reply actions  

What's the score for Kelly?

On top in the third, but I haven’t heard a score yet.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 3:04 PM CST reply actions  

Kelly down 1-0 under a minute to go

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:05 PM CST reply actions  

sooo close

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

141: Patacsil DEC (1-0) Kelly

Sooo close on a few late TD attempts there. Damn.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

er, 149

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, 0:45 I think

tough loss. good effort, though.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Grothus up 4-0

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:09 PM CST reply actions  

149: Grothus DEC (5-0) ???

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

Confused b/c Hamilton says he lost 6-1

umm…

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

The @Hawk_Wrestling twitter says he won 5-1

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

heh
Hawk_Wrestling
Patacsil over Kelly 1-0 . stalling

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:15 PM CST reply actions  

N Moore going now

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

157: N Moore FALL (2:02) ???

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:17 PM CST reply actions  

Nice job, Nick.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:17 PM CST reply actions  

Evans should be coming up pretty soon.

Big match with Fittery.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:18 PM CST reply actions  

Never mind, he has to win one more match to get to that match.

Has to beat Ben Jordan here.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I do not trust Kyle John.

Two first names… /shudder

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:19 PM CST reply actions  

It'll be Grothus v. Kelly in the consos if they each win their next match down there.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:21 PM CST reply actions  

Evans gets a pt on a stall warning

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:26 PM CST reply actions  

Evans up 4-0

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:27 PM CST reply actions  

7-0

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Make that 12-3

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Do any non-athletes have the "interdepartmental studies" major?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:30 PM CST reply actions  

I think so.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, if you have an "open major" as a junior, you're just saying your major is football, right?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, probably safe to assume.

I was going to say that I’m surprised most athletes don’t major in Kinesiology, but that probably requires too much science to be any fun.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

and difficult to spell/pronounce for the concussion-addled

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by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

165: Evans MAJ DEC (13-3) Jordan

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:33 PM CST reply actions  

hmm, very solid

I wonder if Intermat has him ranked too low, at 14. Jordan was #15. If he can’t get by Fittery, he’d be on track to face the Bekzod/Sorensen loser in the consis. But I can’t wait to see what the Fittery match tells us about him.

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

if Evans beats Fittery, we wont have to worry about Evan's being ranked too low anymore

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by justsomehawkeyefan on Dec 29, 2011 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Except

do they consider wins against non-NCAA opponents in the rankings?

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Depends which rankings

I’d guess Intermat would consider it. The seedings for nationals wouldn’t, tho.

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

they may not be allowed to officially consider it

but realistically, itl probably bump him up a spot, even if not conciously by the voters

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by justsomehawkeyefan on Dec 29, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it would be hard to ignore it, even if it doesn't "officially" count.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

True nuff

Too bad it won’t count on his record tho, either way.

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Iowa is having a pretty good tournament so far huh?

no really unexpected losses yet and bonus points all over the place

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Dec 29, 2011 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, solid stuff from the Hawkeyes.

Just one point scorer with a loss so far, so there’s really nothing to complain about.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I DEMAND PERFECTION

Solid first day so far

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, I can't wait until the caucus is over so I don't have to see/hear so many political ads during Iowa events.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:36 PM CST reply actions  

the worst part of living in Iowa, that.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

or people asking how your bitch hunts

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Im visiting Iowa right now

and i have never seen so many damn political ads in my life. i dont envy you all for having to deal with these damn things all month

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Dec 29, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Or junk in my mailbox

Luckily I didn’t get put on any calling lists. The wife was not as fortunate. She probably gets 3 survey calls each day.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Jim Poggi is an English/Finance major?!

That is a wacky combo.

(And, yes, I am looking at the majors of every Iowa football player right now.)

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:39 PM CST reply actions  

RossWB

Taking Caring is Creepy to a whole new level

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

It's tangentially related to a post I'm working on!

Also, Prater is a psych major.

And Mel Spears is an engineering major.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Some dude has wrestled in 15 CONSECUTIVE Midlands tourneys?!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:45 PM CST reply actions  

Just realized that some may not know what the link is to.

It’s a local newscaster slip up. Entirely safe for work if you’ve got your headphones plugged in.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

So was this!

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha awesome

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Blanton is winning 25-12?!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:49 PM CST reply actions  

174: Lofthouse MAJ DEC (16-6) England

Yes, he beat the whole country. SUCK ON THAT WITH YOUR TEA AND CRUMPETS, YOU LIMEYS.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:55 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I bet they ask him if he's having a jolly good time, guv'nor all the time, too.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Pommy bastard, probably

jtothetweet
Make sure this dead horse doesn't move while I go get my beatin' stick.

by jtothep on Dec 29, 2011 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

who cares. Chicks dig the accent.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey, does anyone know who the high school kid is this year?

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 3:56 PM CST reply actions  

VINNIE VS. TIMMY

Seriously, guys, you’re like 20 now. Maybe it’s time to switch it up to Vincent and Tim?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:58 PM CST reply actions  

Especially Timmy

I don’t think grown men should go by Timmy.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

QUIET, MEXY

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

ISU guys are pulling some upsets

T Weatherman just beat the 4-seed (Zanetti) at 174.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 3:59 PM CST reply actions  

Wagner up 8-0

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:02 PM CST reply actions  

Does anyone know if Wagner uses "Ride of the Valkyries" as his walk-out music?

Please tell me he does.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:03 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Twighlight of the Gods, Grane, Mein Ross

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I would use the Aria of the Queen of the Night

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I really just hope he uses some Wagner for his walk-out music.

And also because “Ride of the Valkyries” is a bad-ass song.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

It is

especially if Robert Duval was riding on his shoulders as he came out

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Someone tell this McCall kid he's supposed to actually WRESTLE.

Wagner got like a bazillion stall points.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:04 PM CST reply actions  

According to his PBP, Wagner got FIVE stall warning points.

Based on what we were talking about earlier, shouldn’t the match have been stopped?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, Hamilton is saying they did away with that rule.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Per the liveblog
There are no stall DQs anymore.

Change made as of this year.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm.

Maybe they were afraid they’d have too many DQs with the renewed focus on stalling.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Who looks like an idiot now?

This guy.

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh, none of us knew about the change, either.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Funny thing is, none of the websites I went to to research this had that updated

Apparently, most people didn’t know about it

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

184: Wagner MAJ DEC (13-0) McCall

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:04 PM CST reply actions  

by the comments, im going to assume its all stall points?

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Dec 29, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

damn near

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

that probably settles it. Wagner is gonna be the starter at 184

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Dec 29, 2011 4:05 PM CST reply actions  

Nice to see them calling stalling so much this year, though.

Punish guys for doing jackshit.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:06 PM CST reply actions  

sadface

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I like having the DQ rule more.

If you’re doing so little to warrant FOUR stall warnings, they should just end the match.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

The DQ rule

Four stall warnings and the other guy gets a buster bar

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 4:09 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Four stall warnings

and the other guy gets to start with a chicken wing already in

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

already in your mouth

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Dec 29, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, the dreaded chicken wing.

Few submissions struck more fear in WWE wrestlers than the chicken wing.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

oh man now I'm hungry again

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Definitely.

If you’re giving the ref enough reason to call it 5 times, then you may as well crawl off the mat in shame and concede the fall.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Wagner gets Robert Hamlin, 1-seed, up next.

Good luck, Vinnie. You’re gonna need it.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:11 PM CST reply actions  

"has his hands locked through his crotch"

ummm

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:12 PM CST reply actions  

somehow i want both more and less details at the same time

i mean, i want to know whats happening there……but i dont

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Dec 29, 2011 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Fahler up 2-0 after 2nd

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:16 PM CST reply actions  

184: Fahler DEC (4-1) Bebo

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

GG up 4-1 after 1st

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:21 PM CST reply actions  

GG has 1:18 RT

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

GG up 4-2 after 2nd

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:24 PM CST reply actions  

Stall Warning on Gambrall

Not used to seeing stalls on Hawk wrestlers.

by StewMonkey13 on Dec 29, 2011 4:25 PM CST reply actions  

We will definitely post the video of that.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

This does not sound like a great performance from GG

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

13 pounds heavier is a much different level of opponent

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

He barely took a shot the entire match.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

197: Gambrall DEC (6-5) Vetterlein

GG got dinged for stalling at the end of the match.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:27 PM CST reply actions  

GG gets 2-seed Kennedy tonight.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:28 PM CST reply actions  

sounds like he's going to need to be better to have a shot at winning

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Seemed like part of his problem was being gassed

Having a night to rest should help that part of his struggles at least

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

The quarters are tonight.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Crap...

That is going to be ugly

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

ooh

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm OK with that.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Im not familiar with Rule of Tessitore

What is it?

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Joe Tessitore called all of the Friday night games on ESPN, and a handful of other games.

An incredibly disproportionate number of those games (probably 75% or so) were really fun, exciting games and usually had really crazy, dramatic finishes.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, nice

I do remember that the Friday night games this year seemed to be unusually close games

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Dec 29, 2011 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Lira down 8-5 after 2nd

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:36 PM CST reply actions  

8-6

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

10-9

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

197: Fox DEC (11-9) Lira

Lira is the first Iowa guy who is out of the tourney.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:39 PM CST reply actions  

Telford up either 3-0

got a fleeing the mat call on his opponent and a takedown almost simultaneously

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

no score in Rasing's match

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

Quesiton on Tony

Sorry I am in and out of airports all day so I am a bit behind (same thing tomorrow miss finals and bowl game)…

I know how he is doing point wise. As much as I love to see him through up 20+ points in a match it does worry me some. Last year he had trouble on top, anyone know how he looks on top. Is he just cutting guys in the second and third period to get the T? Takedown clinics are great but it will be hard for him to do that against Oliver…From what it looks like he has scored a lot of takedowns late after his opponents are broken and he is still going crazy….Not really worried about him, just like to see him getting those Falls.

"Florida! You don't go to Florida in the winter, you go in the summer!" -Tom Brands

by David Starbuck Petersen on Dec 29, 2011 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

I mean not to be to much of a worry wart

"Florida! You don't go to Florida in the winter, you go in the summer!" -Tom Brands

by David Starbuck Petersen on Dec 29, 2011 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

but that is how

metcalf lost in the finals….Caldwell just said he had his number all night, Metcalf set up with a very similar set up/takedown and Caldwell was able to defend it….Tony is very similar in that he likes to get his hands inside, get just a hair below his guy and then go…

"Florida! You don't go to Florida in the winter, you go in the summer!" -Tom Brands

by David Starbuck Petersen on Dec 29, 2011 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I dunno -- some guys are just bad matchups.

We’ll get a chance to see how Tony stacks up with Oliver in about ten days, so that’s nice. Then we can see how much work he has to do before NCAAs.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he's better on top and he's utilized it sometimes.

Not so much today, admittedly.

I think, stylistically, though, he’s just more of a go go go, rack up takedowns kinda guy. That’s not so bad. (Although obviously that might not work so well against Oliver. Of course, there’s also not really a good strategy for beating Oliver…)

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Telford tried to lift his opponent and was denied.

As it was described it sounded like watching a 5-year-old try to lift their older brother.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

Telford up 4-0

Rasing down 3-0

ruh roh

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

Telford up 5-2

Rasing down 3-1

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Rasing ties it 3-3 with 1:10 to go

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

cuts him, has a min to get another TD

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

30 sec

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

14 sec

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

the suspense is killing me

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

At least they won't have to worry about wrestling each other...

Rasing coming back from a 3 point deficit seems unlikely.

Of course, then he gets a TD and I look like an asshole.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

HWT: Telford DEC (5-2) Scherer

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

yeah, might've been.

maybe rasing or the coaches didn’t have confidence in his ability to ride him for a minute.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

HWT: McMullan DEC (4-3) Rasing

bummer

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

was he that worry about a stall?

"Florida! You don't go to Florida in the winter, you go in the summer!" -Tom Brands

by David Starbuck Petersen on Dec 29, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

or did he think McMullan was done?

"Florida! You don't go to Florida in the winter, you go in the summer!" -Tom Brands

by David Starbuck Petersen on Dec 29, 2011 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he felt pretty good about his odds of getting another TD.

Sounded like he was in deep on a single immediately after cutting him free but got hung up in a whizzer.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think BR was too worried about getting a stall call.

I think he thought he could get another TD since he’d just gotten one.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Same story with him, though -- aggressive wrestling late in the match.

He needs to wrestle aggressive earlier in matches.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah. I wonder if they're afraid they'll gas if they get going too early.

Waiting until the final 90 seconds can’t possibly be seen as a solid strategy.

by The Mexican't on Dec 29, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

All Access just switched to talk radio.

NOT COOL, ALL ACCESS.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

O Nooooooo

"Florida! You don't go to Florida in the winter, you go in the summer!" -Tom Brands

by David Starbuck Petersen on Dec 29, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Alright, that's all for this session.

I’ll try to post team scores if I see ’em.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks again, im in the air all day today and tomorrow.

Looking at brackets is ok, but being able to load the thread and see some play by play is nice. You guys do a great job. I’m off to denver, see you all in a couple hours. Go Hawks till then.

"Florida! You don't go to Florida in the winter, you go in the summer!" -Tom Brands

by David Starbuck Petersen on Dec 29, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

#shouldchangesigto"youdon'tgotodenverduringthemidlands"

"Florida! You don't go to Florida in the winter, you go in the summer!" -Tom Brands

by David Starbuck Petersen on Dec 29, 2011 4:57 PM CST reply actions  

I'll set up a new thread for tonight, btw.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 5:00 PM CST reply actions  

Seems reasonable.

Weird Iowa blogs and their 600 comments to discuss a wrestling morning session.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Dec 29, 2011 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

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