Paul Rhoads Visits New York City

by RossWB on Dec 29, 2011 7:30 AM CST in Batshit Insanity

Paul Rhoads has had so much fun on his trip to New York City for Friday's Pinstripe Bowl that he just couldn't wait to share some of his photos with us.

I'M JUST SO PROUD OF THIS HOT DOG STAND.

I'M JUST SO PROUD OF TIMES SQUARE.

I'M JUST SO PROUD OF THIS SUBWAY.

I'M JUST SO PROUD OF "THE BOOK OF MORMON."

I'M JUST SO PROUD OF THESE BROOKLYN HIPSTERS.

I'M JUST SO PROUD OF THIS GRAFFITI.

I'M JUST SO PROUD OF THIS HOBO IN CENTRAL PARK.

I'M JUST SO PROUD OF THIS PIMP.

Ed. Note: Sadly, moments after this photo was taken, Rhoads was beaten senseless by the pictured man with the cane. He is currently recuperating in New York's Mount Sinai Medical Center. Defensive coordinator Wally Burnham will coach the Pinstripe Bowl in his stead.

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I'm so proud of this website!!!

This looks like a HaydenFrysMoustacheRide peice. Where’s he been? And Drugs for that matter?

It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.

by FiveSecondRuleChef on Dec 29, 2011 8:03 AM CST reply actions

One must not ask where Drugs is at...

without first contemplating the consequences of asking such a question.

Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Dec 29, 2011 10:33 AM CST up reply actions

....munchies?

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Dec 29, 2011 11:16 AM CST up reply actions

From the Twitters:

HFMR has a new kid. He’s probably short on sleep and busy to the point that entertaining us is not his top priority.

by The Final Gun on Dec 29, 2011 11:21 AM CST up reply actions

What?

Dude’s got to seriously reevaluate his priorities

(Seriously, congrats to him and Mrs. HFMR)

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 11:23 AM CST up reply actions

Then what the fuck are we not paying him for?

Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina

by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Dec 29, 2011 3:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

Are you implying that HFMR is hanging out with DRUGS?

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 29, 2011 10:57 PM CST up reply actions

I've long suspected that Drugs was one of our regular contributors.

HFMR was prime suspect.

It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.

by FiveSecondRuleChef on Dec 30, 2011 7:20 AM CST up reply actions

You don't wear a fine suit like that...

and let no farmboy be disrespecting you.

#gottokeepthepimphandstrong

Proud to be a Coloiowan.

by MileHi Hawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 8:28 AM CST reply actions

I bet Rhoads is awesome at the Circle Hand game

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Dec 29, 2011 8:39 AM CST reply actions

Dammit

punches self in the shoulder

Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST

by Feelin' Orney on Dec 29, 2011 8:41 AM CST up reply actions

Thanks to the pimp picture

I now know Paul Rhodes is freakishly small. I would have never known.

I would also suggest sending this pic to the NYPD. He is obviously lifting the wallet of the hooded sweatshirt guy.

Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST

by Feelin' Orney on Dec 29, 2011 8:39 AM CST reply actions

Anybody else notice

in the picture with the pimp, besides Tae Kwon Do, they also do nails.

Gotta stay diversified.

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Dec 29, 2011 8:51 AM CST reply actions

I thought Rhoads was taller than that

seriously?

by PSD on Dec 29, 2011 9:03 AM CST reply actions

That's not cool.

Why did the guy from LMFAO beat up Paul Rhoads?

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Dec 29, 2011 9:04 AM CST reply actions

Don't fuck with Wally Burnham, son.

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Dec 29, 2011 10:20 AM CST reply actions

That's so funny

Because I just saw a photo of Kirk Ferentz in Hollis, Queens:

by Horace E. Cow on Dec 29, 2011 10:41 AM CST reply actions 15 recs

It's tricky to end-around...

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Dec 29, 2011 11:19 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

He did learn from Belichick

straight from the hood…ie

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Dec 29, 2011 11:25 AM CST up reply actions