It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Coker, Kaczenski and Ferentz
Marcus Coker might have been the last guy you'd think would be suspended. The news of his suspension is surprising. After all, he was twice named Maryland's Gentleman of the Year. The local media is scurrying to find some answers.
Marc Morehouse grabbed a quote from Gary Barta at the Iowa women's basketball game. Barta said,
I can't say anything beyond what was in the release
Barta also noted Iowa's decision to suspend Coker came from the athletic department and not Ferentz. Morehouse contacted Johnson County Attorney Janet Lyness and "her office isn't investigating anything involving Coker." Whatever Marcus did, it happened recently. Coker can be seen practicing with the team in Iowa's release of bowl practice pics from December 18th.
More than one blog is citing unknown sources claiming Coker's suspension is for academics. Poor grades do fall under the athletic code of conduct. Some form of cheating is too.
KCJJ is reporting something different. Per KCJJ,
One law enforcement agent told KCJJ that the issue is legal in nature, while another said that their superiors have been "unusually tight-lipped" about the situation.
and
and multiple sources have told KCJJ that the suspension involves a legal investigation
Ferentz has a call-in show tonight, maybe we'll get some answers (pffft).
With Marcus Coker suspended, Mike Hlas looks at who's left. It's Jordan Canzeri, Damon Bullock, Jason White and De'Andre Johnson. Hlas didn't mention Brad Rogers but he's there too.
Rick Kaczenski left Iowa for presumably Nebraska. The announcement of Kaz to the Nebraska staff appears to waiting on the announcement of a new defensive coordinator. Kaczenski may have left for the money. He was the lowest paid assistant on Iowa's staff and may see a raise heading West. At least one recruit, Daumantas Venkcus, is upset by the news.
One coach that isn't leaving? Kirk Ferentz.
Iowa issued a press release at 9:55 pm (CT) last night informing the masses of Ferentz reaffirming his commitment to Iowa. The timing is odd but it's possible that the staff is getting feedback on the recruiting trail about some negative recruiting. It's the dead period in recruiting and the coaches are limited in their communication with recruits. Perhaps this was Ferentz talking to them through the media.
The NCAA ruled on Ohio State's case and issued a post season ban and the loss of four scholarships in addition to the five OSU previously stated they would self impose. For a complete timeline of OSU's case ESPN has that here. How does that benefit Iowa? The Hawkeyes, if they become eligible, could move up the bowl pecking order in 2012.
Hoops. Hawkeye men's hoops rolled to another easy win over another 300+ Kenpom.com rated team. The final against the Central Arkansas Bears was 105-64 at Carver-Hawkeye Monday night. The Hawkeyes were led by Devyn Marble's 19 points and freshman Aaron White's 17. The Hawkeyes got a strong defensive performance from Matt Gatens who held Drake's leading scorer Ben Simons to five points.
Coach McCaffery said afterwards that he thought this was Iowa's most balanced effort to date. McCaffery said, "It was a focused effort. It wasn't perfect, but it was hard fought at both ends."
Up next for Iowa hoops is Boise State Thursday night at 7:30pm (CT). Boise State is 9-3 on the season and may come to Carver without their leading scorer, Anthony Drmic. Boise State is #105 in the latest kenpom rankings. Iowa is #127.
Other links if interest:
- Two more Sooners leaving the program
- Attrition hitting Sooners hard
- Monday's On Iowa Podcast
- Oklahoma thin at running back
- Up Close with Ken O'Keefe
- Ricky Stanzi waits
- Police officer knew it was Montell Marion
- Stoops updates personnel for Insight
- Big Ten making big money this bowl season
- Iowa, the Harvard of coaches
- OU RB Clay: Transfer rumors 'dead wrong'
- Ronnell Lewis made an impact at OU
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Interesting
after going from “no posting” and thus needing at least two weeks until its official, now all of a sudden we may find out earlier.
Guess I should be glad that KF and the SID office are being a bit more proactive in not letting the news cycle get away from them
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
God, I'm starting to suspect the Insight Bowl
Took the two most attrition-addled teams it could find because “cripple fight” sounded fun.
I can ride my bike with no handlebars...
by hkobb7 on Dec 21, 2011 9:51 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
That's a cripple fight
for totally different reasons
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 21, 2011 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
It would have been a cripple fight WITH the coaches
I kinda would liked to have seen that
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Dec 21, 2011 6:27 PM CST up reply actions
cops are idiots
I don’t care if that’s overly broad. They’re overly idiotic.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Dec 21, 2011 9:51 AM CST via mobile reply actions
The cop was an idiot
because he pulled over a guy driving on a suspended license? That’s part of their job. That is was a Hawkeye wrestler means nothing. Marion should not have been driving.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
You know
a guy on the HR wrestling board made an interesting point about this issue. He said that Montell got a speeding ticket this last summer and was obviously not dinged with this “driving while barred” charge. What is the deal here? They would have run his license when you was given the ticket. His license would have been revoked following events that occurred over a year ago, so why wasn’t his barred license in the system 4-5 months ago?
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
The story I heard was that he failed to show for the hearing on the speeding ticket
and didn’t pay his fine, so they barred his license. Take that with however many grains of salt you want.
"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney
by ClaybornSmash on Dec 21, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
That may be the case then.
If so, really dumb on his part.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Well, because in this case
the cop decided, appropos of nothing (at least as mentioned in the article), to run his plates. That’s rather proactive on his part and skirts dangerously close to finding a violation for “driving while black”
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Cops run plates all the time
and in the not too distant future most cop cars will be equipped with scanners that automatically check every plate they see and alerts the officer when one of them returns a problem (the tech exists, it’s just a matter of funding and deployment)
I’m sure some cops are more selective than others with the practice but given what we know of the situation, there is no way we can accuse the officer of looking for a DWB.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Except in IC
fuck the police
Funny in Norm’s final presser he made reference to the cops on Melrose looking hard, so not just a fan’s opinion.
Again: fuck the police
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Dec 21, 2011 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
Until someone breaks into your house, anyway
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
Yea. Or steals my car.
but small town cops probably still wouldn’t be of much service.
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by BentNotBroken on Dec 22, 2011 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
You've obviously never had your house broken into
They show up a day later and say they almost surely won’t find the guy.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Dec 22, 2011 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
Yup
Exactly what happened when my house was broken into in college. Cops were useless
"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney
by ClaybornSmash on Dec 22, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
I just think this may be an instance
of the cop being overly proactive. He found something, and it was legitimate, but that doesn’t mean whatever gave rise to the decision to run the plates was valid. Reminds me of Marion, IA cops.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
speaking of Marion
my fingers are orange from downing a gallon bag of Iowa Popcorn Factory cheese popcorn… worth the trip.
Hoya, i actually grew up in Marion
and yes, cops there are dicks. They all got Barney Fife mentalities.
by IAinCA on Dec 21, 2011 11:40 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Grew up in CR
off of East Post Road. Had to go through Marion during high school to get to the Lindale area. And worked at Zoey’s. The cops were always looking for a reason to pull you over. Including one time where I was riding in my parent’s car and they pulled us over because I hadn’t yet buckled my seat belt in the passenger seat. Nevermind that I was in the process of doing so when they saw me and was buckled up by the time I was pulled over, it wasn’t an offense – not the driver – and even if it were, failure to wear seat belts was at the time not an offense they could pull you over for, it was only an additional charge. Whole thing was just a fishing expedition. Took all my self restraint not to tell the cop I was going to have his badge for that bullshit.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Zoey's is GREAT.
That’s my contribution to your story, Hoya.
by The Director on Dec 21, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Oh yes.
I live in Marion (in college now), and in high school, I had a teacher who got a ticket for going 3 over.
U Heights cops doing that makes sense (though the tailgating is better on their side of the bridge now, which is weird)
but Marion isn’t the size of U Heights, and they have always been that way.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 21, 2011 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
Also, one of the teachers at my high school was a part-time CR cop
Even he hated the Marion cops, and said he would never work for Marion PD.
If you've ever been pulled over for a speeding ticket,
your license plate is getting run. While the officer is at it, he’s checking your license to see if you have any outstanding warrants against you.
Watching the Cubs piss it away for 31 years.
by CarolinaHawk on Dec 21, 2011 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
I think the issue is that the guy checked his plates for no apparent reason
while he was following Marion..
by clay-born to party on Dec 21, 2011 12:17 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly
Of course they run your plates/check your ID once you’ve been pulled over for another offense. The issue here is that the cop ran the plates while tailing him for no apparent reason. Which raises a big red flag in my book.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yeah, running plates without any cause (i.e. you're not pulled over)
just seems like unreasonable search to me.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Dec 21, 2011 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
It doesn't run afoul of the 4th Amendment
whether it should, however, is an entirely different question
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I've heard stories
of cops volunteering to wait near houses of people with warrants or barred licenses (if they’ve heard they are often driving).
And anymore, running somebody’s plate at a traffic stop is just a way to help protect yourself. Running it while the person is driving is kind of troubling, but I’m sure it happens way more than we think, and not just to black folks.
No part of this whole story angers me more than the god-damned camera SUV that CR puts out on the highways to ticket you via camera. That is the real epidemic that plagues us.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 21, 2011 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
Got a ticket, huh?
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 21, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
On the way to an Iowa game.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 21, 2011 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
DSM is embroiled in the camera/ticket dilemma
slope is slippery. Choose the individual.
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by BentNotBroken on Dec 21, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.
I’ll admit, when I got the ticket, I was speeding. I don’t have a problem getting a ticket if I am speeding. I do have a problem getting a ticket from a camera with no human present, and mailed from an office in New York.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 21, 2011 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
When does photographic enforcement stop?
/doesn’t have the answer. watches Demolition Man
//hopes to avoid political banhammer
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by BentNotBroken on Dec 21, 2011 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.
I fought mine and got off cause it was close enough to the threshold.
I told em “I’m not faulting anyone, but if I’d seen a police car up ahead I would have checked my speed.” And the cop who was present in the hearing was nodding his head.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 25, 2011 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
That picture adequately sums up this year for Kirk Ferentz
And Iowa fans in general.
It’s like, you’re not trying to look pissed off but you naturally look pissed off.
I want a caption contest for that picture, stat.
“I wish I hadn’t made that bet on Ohio. Fucking MAC.”
I can ride my bike with no handlebars...
Johnson County Attorney Statement later today
Uh oh, because this could implicate about half of our team given history.
"Woody Orne with the one-handed grab!"
by One_ill_KevinJ on Dec 21, 2011 10:15 AM CST reply actions
Fuck me running
This will probably get far, far worse
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
If history is any indication
it will be announced for 3 PM CST, then pushed back to 5 PM, then rescheduled for tomorrow. All the while giving me plenty of opportunity to freak out
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Dec 21, 2011 10:18 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
No, I'm just making some gallows humor jokes
referencing the post-DJK press conference last year that was scheduled, re-scheduled then postponed over night. Rumors really got out of control when that happened.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
At this point
I always assume the worst. And then am crushed when it’s even worse
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Dec 21, 2011 10:26 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Pushed back to.... 4:20 PM CST
by 99FormationsButFourWideAin'tOne on Dec 21, 2011 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
LOLZ
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 21, 2011 5:56 PM CST up reply actions
Um...
Where are you getting this info about a “statement”. Its been reported by MasCasa that Johnson County Attorney Janet Lyness has already stated that “her office isn’t investigating” anything surrounding Coker.
There’s nothing in any media outlets about a supposed “attorney statement” coming out today.
by FlyingDutchman1 on Dec 21, 2011 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
True
And there’s absolutely no indication that this is related to anything criminal. However, that doesn’t mean that the police aren’t investigating something that could possibly lead to an arrest. The CA wouldn’t be investigating anything unless the police give them reason to and because this happened so recently it’s up in the air.
I say this in general. The only people to say this is a criminal matter is the ever reliable KCJJ.
So aren't you - in a way - partially guilty
of doing the same thing you ripped Rob Howe for doing last week? Maybe “ripped” is the wrong word, but you go on him pretty good for re-tweeting an unsubstantiated rumor. Maybe there’s something more to this?
Watching the Cubs piss it away for 31 years.
by CarolinaHawk on Dec 21, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
That's why I said "in general"
I was just explaining how the process works and am not saying it’s actually happening.
Gotcha.
I just wish somebody would start talking and tell folks what’s going on.
Watching the Cubs piss it away for 31 years.
by CarolinaHawk on Dec 21, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Well...there's this..
UI Police Chief Chuck Green has come out publicly today and stated that they are NOT investigating Marcus Coker.
Also..UI President Sally Mason has been made aware of the situation surrounding the suspension and has also stated that she agreed with it.
So..if the UI President has been involved in the loop here—that makes me believe that there is some academic issue going on here.
http://hawkcentral.com/2011/12/21/police-chief-we-are-not-investigating-marcus-coker/
by FlyingDutchman1 on Dec 21, 2011 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
But
haven’t they just said “Academics” in the past? They said this had to do with Code Of Conduct…..
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Right..
Issues such as academic integrity—ie cheating, someone else doing work them, etc fall under the the UI Code of Conduct.
by FlyingDutchman1 on Dec 21, 2011 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
Hopefully this helps
Police Chief – We are not investigating Marcus Coker
From the Register Twitter feed.
Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.
God I hope this is true
"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney
by ClaybornSmash on Dec 21, 2011 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
I'm glad it doesn't seem to be criminal
not sure that the possibility of cheating/lack of academic integrity makes me feel that much better though
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
If he tried to cheat because he was behind, and got caught... I don't have a problem with it if he forfeits those classes and has to make up the work or change majors or whatever (gets treated like a regular student)
but, because of our history with bad things happening, I’m just hoping there wasn’t a big conspiracy to cheat with a network of people.
I don’t want Iowa to have to deal with that kind of shit. I’ve had enough after last year’s drug house/rhabdo things. It’s all so draining.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 21, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
On the positive side, Hayden Fry continues to be awesome.
And when did Bill Ennis-Inge become William Inge?
by The Naked Bootleg on Dec 21, 2011 10:34 AM CST reply actions
After he won his Pulitzer Prize for "Picnic" he got all pretentious.
by RazorHawk on Dec 21, 2011 10:39 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That WSJ "Harvard of Coaches" article is something to really be proud of
That should be hanging in every coaches office
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Dec 21, 2011 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know if they should be proud of it currently
I honestly have no idea how KF handles grad assistants. Fry is justifiably proud of his coaching tree, but we sure don’t have much of a tree coming from KF.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 21, 2011 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
It's not great
and it will never match Fry’s – really, very few coaching trees even come close to Hayden’s, and I might be stretching at that – but KF has had a couple guys go to the league in Phibin and Aiken. It’s a start I guess. And while Brian Ferentz never coached at Iowa and isn’t really part of the KF tree, he’s doing well at New England. At least that’s decent pub since he’s a former Iowa player.
/trying to turn on a positive spin cycle after the last 24 hours
Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.
I like how my guide just says "2005" as the program that's airing
It actually has 2010 Capital One Bowl for what’s airing now/before the 2005 bowl and 2008 Capital one Bowl for the one airing afterwards.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Dec 21, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
This is it: Chigozie Ejiasi must go.
Whatever the hell “Director of Player Development” means, I’m pretty sure it doesn’t mean players living with drug dealers, assaults (sexual and otherwise), and a pattern of young people getting into trouble and leaving the program.
Seriously, what in God’s name does this guy do to collect a paycheck? Under his watch (‘08-Present) we’ve seen nothing but chaos.
"Woody Orne with the one-handed grab!"
by One_ill_KevinJ on Dec 21, 2011 10:41 AM CST reply actions
As much as I hate to
I actually agree with this. That position was added to help players stay out of trouble and to monitor for potentially dangerous situations. It seems that he is not fulfilling this job description.
I am not a reactionary who calls for coaches’ heads after bad seasons. There is a pattern here and whether its a problem with a lack of authority given to this position or the person inhabiting it, something needs to change.
"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney
by ClaybornSmash on Dec 21, 2011 11:04 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That.
Chig probably isn’t perfect, but it would be rather difficult for him to know if players are doing drugs on their own time when they are passing the testing regimen in place.
Also, I don’t think DJK was telling Ejiasi or the other coaches that his room-mate was/is a drug-dealer. And I doubt Wegher was telling him about his multiple baby-mamas-to-be.
If there was criticism to be leveled, perhaps it is over the A-Rob fiasco.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 21, 2011 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
Are you sure you're Chazz?
But seriously, I agree with you (at least in general).
I’ve thought that about Ejiasi before too, but was too lazy to look up how to spell his name in order to call for his head, and I’m glad I didn’t because I wasn’t thinking about the kind of stuff he might have stopped from happening in the same span of time.
My apologies to Chic.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 21, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It's his job to know.
It’s also worth knowing that it’s not exactly a secret in Iowa City. When it all went down, my graduate school classmates who attended UI for undergrad were all like, “oh yeah that guy is a huge dealer.”
If we know, he should know. How about a rule that players can only live with other players? At least then the known unkonwns are limited. It’s just such a slip shod operation.
"Woody Orne with the one-handed grab!"
by One_ill_KevinJ on Dec 21, 2011 11:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm okay with that type of rule.
But it seems to have been a rule that pisses off some players (Wegher, etc).
And just because other undergrads knew that about Brady Johnson, doesn’t necessarily mean that an actual adult, who isn’t into the drug scene, will know it. I’m trying to remember if Johnson had priors, or not.
I think it would be kind of difficult to have a decent football team if Chig was going into full police-state mode. And plenty of people on these message boards/threads would bitch about it to no end.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 21, 2011 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
Ah, you turned the coin over there.
And you’re right.
"Woody Orne with the one-handed grab!"
by One_ill_KevinJ on Dec 22, 2011 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
Per Blair's twitter
JUCO DL Jake Sheffield is going to stick with #ArizonaState over #Iowa. #Hawkeyes D-Coordinator and DL coach leaving the deciding factor.
SUH-WEET
BORK BORK BORK
Because when I think commitment
I think Todd Graham.
by mikjones24 on Dec 21, 2011 11:15 AM CST up reply actions 17 recs
That tweet left something out
His assistant JC coach said that he wanted to stay closer to his infant son in Cali and Kaz leaving, nothing to do with Norm. Can’t blame him for wanting to stay closer to his child which is more important than football.
Sheffield isn't one of the guys who was in the military, was he?
/Semper Fi
//I’m a huge pussy, I’ve never been a Marine or in the military. I did see Full Metal Jacket for the first time about ten days ago, however.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 21, 2011 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
You should be shot for not having seen that movie until ten days ago.
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCITON PRIVATE CHAZZ!?!
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 21, 2011 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
Nah, not shot
Just beaten with soap in a sock a little
by HawkeyeInExile on Dec 21, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
I hate Boise St. so much
with their blue field and their make-out parties.
by hawkeye0485 on Dec 21, 2011 11:23 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Boise St is a top 15 3-point team
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by BentNotBroken on Dec 21, 2011 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
That is the most awesomely worded complaint I've ever seen about BSU.
teh sauce
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 21, 2011 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
Does anyone know if their home court is blue?
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
Is anyone else praying...
that this is only a drinking violation, but has that sinking feeling that DJK is somehow involved?
Boom, roasted...
So when exactly was that good news coming?
Or did voice of the hawks (howe?) misread something
BORK BORK BORK
I asked him via twitter
about 20 mins ago.
and VoT is Brommelkamp.
I’m guessing they missed.
seriously?
That was implied yesterday, but obviously fell through today
Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.
We had a pretty quiet Fulmer cup
last year. Sure, all hell happened just before the cup season and with rhabdo, but other than that…
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 21, 2011 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
They can't piss dirty,
if the cup is sent straight to the hospital.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 21, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
Per MasCasa's Twitter feed---
Could be finding out who Iowa’s new DC here today or tomorrow…
by FlyingDutchman1 on Dec 21, 2011 1:39 PM CST reply actions
I'll repost from above
Interesting
after going from "no posting" and thus needing at least two weeks until its official, now all of a sudden we may find out earlier.
Guess I should be glad that KF and the SID office are being a bit more proactive in not letting the news cycle get away from them
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
My reading between lines: other B1G schools are using against them in recruiting, need to put that shit to rest. Of course, it’ll be very anticlimactic when it’s Phil Parker, but there you go.
Agreed
Between the lack of a DC being named and the silly KF to KC talk since Todd Haley was fired, teams had a lot of ammo to use against Iowa in recruiting, even during a no-contact period. Hopefully KF’s statement and a possible naming of a DC in the next day or two kills that negative crap.
Too bad it’s working this way – in an ideal world, I don’t think it’s crazy to believe that KF would want to wait until after the bowl game to announce the new DC in an attempt to give Norm the proper amount of attention and respect he deserves after 13 years. However, the short- and long-term health of the program trumps KF’s wish to give Norm his due (which is honestly too bad, but it is what it is).
Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.
Ugh. I hate this.
Also, please never use the phrase “it is what it is” (or “perfect storm” for that matter) ever again-ish. Please.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 21, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions
Can I still say "shitstorm" and/or "clusterfuck"
The may be overused, but I think they both describe recent events pretty well.
by HawkeyeInExile on Dec 21, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
But avoid “the new normal.”
That is all.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 25, 2011 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
The 2-week thing is meaningless.
There are ways to get around that.
Someone pointed out that Campbell was technically named an “interim” coach for the first two weeks of his tenure, which sounds correct now that I think about it.
The longer this goes on the more I think it might actually be an outside candidate.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
This is my feeling as well.
If you knew already, you’d likely saw something right around the time Norm left. This is a done deal with someone, and I must still wonder if the fact that a certain M Stoops hasn’t been signed by anyone else yet is significant.
Or not.
by The Director on Dec 21, 2011 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
If anything, with Coach K leaving, wouldn't it more likely by Aiken?
Coming back to be DC and cover DL?
by The Naked Bootleg on Dec 21, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
Was thinking the same thing today
Still a real long shot, but certainly more of a possibility
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yep.
If it was a Norm-to-Phil transition, you’d think they’d have been happy to do all of that at one presser.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 21, 2011 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.
If it was a current coach (PSU, etc?), perhaps he took the job but asked to not have it announced until his team finished their season. That same issue kind of irks me about Kaz.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 21, 2011 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, I'm joking, but
what if it’s Bob Stoops? That would be awkward (it might explain the attrition), but funny and fun.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 21, 2011 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
What happened?
My wife and I have a baby boy, Nolan, on the 19th (hooray, another Hawkeye!) and we’ve been a little busy. I’m finally getting caught up and BAM! I get blindsided by all this news. New baby (yeah!), Iowa RBs leading up to bowl games (boo!).
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
Congrats!
If you read this, you know about as much as anyone here. People thought Coker’s suspension might be academic-related yesterday, but certainly not criminal. Now, who knows? Violation of athletic code of conduct is pretty vague. Wait and see, I guess.
Oooh congratulations!!
Fortunately, the bowl game doesn’t kick off until, what, 9:00 pm central or something? Since you won’t be sleeping for the next 6 months, you’ll be plenty awake to watch. I kid – your own children are awesome (now – other people’s children, not as much) and, eventually they turn 1 and become a lot more interesting.
Thanks!
It was pretty exciting doing the home birth and mom and babe are great. All my family back in Iowa were more than happy to see Nolan sporting his hawkeye cap. Pretty amazing/terrifying/puzzling/fun.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
You, good sir, hit that nail on the head.
Amazing/terrifying. I couldn’t believe those idiots at the hospital were letting me take a baby home. What were they thinking? As it was explained to me later, babies are a lot tougher than you think. Again, congratulations and best wishes.
If you are willing,
may I ask what made you go with the birth at home?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 21, 2011 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
Calm and peace.
The midwives are so welcoming and caring, having a baby felt like a joy, not a disease (as it sometimes feels per friend’s experiences at hospitals). Being at home just felt right and it turned out perfectly. I’d suggest it to anyone. Plus we had a low risk pregnancy and who doesn’t want a water birth?!? Oh, and way cheap and much, much less likely a chance for complications. And we’re in Chicago and we don’t have a local doctor/clinic that doesn’t treat you like you’re in an assembly line or any family and the midwives feel like family. And lastly, one of our midwives is originally from Iowa City. And that matters…
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
I know a doula in Chicago that comes highly recommended.
by The Mexican't on Dec 21, 2011 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
Ditto.
Well, I know her husband, anyway.
"WELCOME TA EARFF!"
by Bucketochicken on Dec 21, 2011 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
Well said.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 21, 2011 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
dochterman just published a piece
That says the police is not investigating coker. Can someone plz post link?
seriously?
by PSD on Dec 21, 2011 3:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
right, that's UI police
rjfoley Ryan J. Foley
Also worth noting: @uiowa spokesman won’t say whether Coker’s misconduct was Class I or Class II (huge difference) and whether he appealed
rjfoley Ryan J. Foley
Iowa police chief says they aren’t investigating Coker; regent Downer says he hasn’t been briefed; head of UI pres comm on athletics unaware
here’s some twitters
seriously?
So, if he were to appeal his suspension
does that mean that he could participate in the bowl game while his case is reviewed, and would, potentially, serve out his suspension next fall for the first game or two?
This assumes that his case isn’t cut and dry, and an obvious reason for suspension that wouldn’t take 30 seconds to review. I am certainly not advocating some underhanded way to get around the suspension. But without knowing the reason for the suspension (or the policy regarding reviewing it), its something to think about.
This is Iowa
not Ohio State
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
by Flakbait on Dec 21, 2011 4:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
What's with the "?"
It’s just FACTS. Read my link which has nothing to do with the thing I’m arguing with you about.
This isn't the NFL...
Even if Coker were to appeal..the suspension would remain in place until the appeal was heard.
The only way you could get this suspension lifted is by going to court and having a judge order an injunction lifting the suspension.
In that HIGHLY UNLIKELY scenario—you’d see Iowa simply take Coker to the bowl..and then not play him.
So..no natter which way you cut it…Coker isn’t playing in the Insight Bowl unless Iowa were to lift this suspension.
by FlyingDutchman1 on Dec 21, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
Even if he appeals this isn't a court of law
meaning he is suspended and if he wins the appeal so be it. That is how academic appeals work. The decision is in place until it isn’t.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I sense this Coker thing to be an academic dishonesty issue
and that does not necessarily mean he plagiarized a paper either. Academic dishonesty comes in many forms. And, he might not have realized that what he was doing fell under academic dishonesty. That is my sense, after hearing from Sally.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Would also explain some of the rumored in-team reactions
namely, they they thought it was strait bullshit and trumped up
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
If it is something as simple as
Coker getting help from some “friends” on work, and then not being able to do that work on a test, then a bowl game suspension does seem pretty severe.
On the other hand, it is nice to feel like Iowa will hopefully never repeat the Clem Haskins Plan for Student Improvement.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 21, 2011 6:22 PM CST up reply actions
It just doesn't sound to me like bad final grade...
but if he is taking science courses that mucks up the works. Why? Because often science classes have finals that represent an enormous percentage of the overall grade. Screw the pooch on that and you could have a midterm A that becomes an F. in most classes you (and the tutors and the athletic dept. for that matter) see midterm grades and can intervene to prevent wholesale implosion.
But maybe we’re all wrong. Maybe he signed in someone to something that he should not have or vice versa. It does not appear to be related to any sort of criminal activity so it must be purely academic or in-house rules were broken.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Once again we wander through the wilderness
like samantha trying to get Todd’s sub
when what would suffice
is nothing more than the truth
realizing of course there are privacy issues
the whole truth and nothgin but the the truth
like waiting for the plane to go back to PA
Go Hawks!
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
Hawk Talk has started
RT @RSuchomel: Per Ferentz show, Mika’il McCall won’t make trip to Tempe, Ariz.
RT @HawkeyeInsider: Ferentz said “they will live” with decision to suspend Coker. Didn’t sound like he had much say.
seriously?
RT @RSuchomel: Ferentz did not expand on why Coker is suspended, nor give a timetable for when he may return to team.
seriously?
RT @RSuchomel: Ferentz mentioned every healthy, non-suspended RB, plus FB Brad Rogers, as possibilities to get carries.
seriously?
Oh boy
every healthy, non-suspended RB, plus FB Brad Rogers
Why am I reading that as, “Brad Rogers. Until he spontaneously combusts”
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 21, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
I could sign on to this plan if you back it up with three McNutt TDs before the fourth quarter.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 21, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 21, 2011 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
On the other hand,
in Tempe last December, we had 20 pts after 3 quarters, and we were still down by 4.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 21, 2011 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
I like LeVar's career path
http://www.hawkeyesports.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/woods_levar00.html
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Dec 21, 2011 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, I like him a lot and think he'll be a great addition
He’s up with social media. Runs a kids camp, knows/relates with today’s athlete. Has NFL experience. Like it, like it a lot.
seriously?
...trying ...not TO TROLL KAZ
see you in IC next year happy thanksgiving dude. fuck notre dame and nebraska
/searches for composure … moves on anyways
LeVar is a welcome addition. But who is the new DC?
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Dec 21, 2011 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
According to KF, they'll let you know in January.
They probably want to get to signing day first.
LOL/LAWL
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 21, 2011 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
After a team's bowl game/season is over???
GREAT LUCK TO YOU COACH KAZ.
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Dec 21, 2011 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
I don't believe this.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ferentz is strait bullshitting/trollfacing the fanbase.
I can respect that. JUST MAKE A GOOD HIRE.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Dec 22, 2011 2:50 AM CST up reply actions
And to think, this whole week started off with Montell getting arrested
that he hasn’t been suspended (yet?) is the best news of the week.
Because Ricky is the small glimmer of hope I have for this football season

by Black&Gold.Forever on Dec 21, 2011 9:03 PM CST reply actions
Change! Chaaaaaaaange!!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 21, 2011 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, here is a football story that might actually be uplifting.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

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