Norm Parker Retiring as Iowa Defensive Coordinator, Effective After Insight Bowl
Some not-exactly surprising news out of Iowa City tonight: Norm Parker, who has been the only defensive coordinator during Kirk Ferentz's 13-year tenure at Iowa, has retired. Parker's retirement will be effective at the end of the month, after the Hawkeyes' Insight Bowl appearance against Oklahoma. From Norm, via Hawkeye Sports:
I would like to announce that the 2011 Insight Bowl will be my last game as a football coach at Iowa. I would like to personally thank Gary Barta, Kirk Ferentz, the coaches, and players at Iowa, along with the fantastic fans. It has been a great time, one that myself and my entire family greatly appreciate. I would also like to thank the office staff, the equipment people, and a special thanks to the medical staff, as I used them enough. The entire Hawkeye community has been great.
My wife Linda, and all the members of our family, were very pleased to be members of the Hawkeye family. We truly enjoyed our time here. After 48 years of doing something I love, it is time to enjoy some time with the grandkids. Go Hawks!
Ferentz issued the following statement, again from Hawkeye Sports:
Norm's contributions to our team the past 13 years are deeply appreciated, as he has had a tremendous impact on our program. As I have said publicly on many occasions, Norm is a superb defensive coach and has served as a strong role model and mentor for all of our players and our entire staff.
Norm Parker began coaching football in 1965, at a high school in Michigan. He made the jump to the collegiate ranks in 1968 and never left. After a couple of brief stops at Eastern Michigan and Wake Forest coaching offense, Parker took a job coaching defensive linemen at Minnesota. He never coached offense again. He spent five years at Minnesota, three years coaching linebackers at Illinois, three years as defensive coordinator at East Carolina. He then went to Michigan State to coach linebackers, and spent most of the 1980s doing just that, under George Perles and alongside Nick Saban. He was promoted to defensive coordinator in 1990, and ran the MSU defense for five seasons until Perles was fired in 1994. Norm spent a couple of seasons at Vanderbilt as a linebackers coach and, eventually, defensive coordinator (he was the 1997 SEC Defensive Coordinator of the Year).
He joined Kirk Ferentz's staff in 1999 and has never left. More than anything else, his defenses have been the bedrock of Ferentz's success at Iowa, all predicated on the same philosophy: Don't give up the big play, make an offense string together a drive, and by God stop the run. There were the catchphrases -- "Six seconds of hell," "Death, taxes, and cover two" -- and there were the results. Iowa finished in the national top 10 in rushing defense four times from 2002 to 2009. In three consecutive seasons, from 2007 through 2009, Iowa finished in the national top 12 in scoring defense. He took unheralded recruits like Bob Sanders, Chad Greenway, Abdul Hodge, Mitch King, Matt Kroul, Pat Angerer, Amari Spievey, Tyler Sash, and a handful of walk-on safeties and turned them into all-Big Ten performers and NFL-caliber talents, to say nothing of what he could do with top-level high school talents like Matt Roth, Adrian Clayborn and Christian Ballard. Iowa has put the third-most defensive linemen into the NFL of any program in the last seven years. It has landed an absurd number of secondary players, as well, including guys who had no business being that good. He took a 5'8" kid with a couple of MAC offers and turned him into the NFL Defensive Player of the Year. He transformed an eight-man option quarterback from South Dakota into a first-round draft pick at weakside linebacker. He did more with less than anyone in the country.
Parker's greatest defense at Iowa is up for debate -- 2003, 2004, 2008, and 2009 were all vintage Parker teams -- but his masterwork was probably the 2010 Orange Bowl. Iowa faced Georgia Tech's offensive juggernaut that night, a triple option scheme straight out of the 1960's. The Hawkeyes were decided underdogs, and for good reason; what do you do when your defense, predicated on stopping the run, faces the unstoppable running game? What everyone failed to recognize was that option defense was assignment defense, and Norm Parker didn't need a month to teach his players where to be. Georgia Tech had averaged more than 300 rushing yards and 435 total yards of offense per game through the regular season; against Iowa, they managed just 143 yards rushing and 12 yards passing. It might have been the most dominant 24-14 win in college football history.
Parker has combated health problems since early in his tenure, particularly related to diabetes. In the mid-00's, Parker missed some time to have toes amputated. He stopped going on the road to recruit around the same time. In September 2010, while Iowa was beginning what looked to be a groundbreaking season, Parker went missing. One month later, we found out Norm had been admitted to the hospital to have his lower leg amputated, and would not return until 2011. Whether it be for his absence, for the overstretched assistants working to fill the hole he left, or for 200 different reasons, the defense never looked up to the task. When Norm finally returned, he looked haggard and tired. Position coaches repeatedly told of his ability to see the game unlike anyone else, and he coached from the press box through the season, but it was clear that this was the end. Today, that was confirmed.
Parker wasn't always perfect. There was the well-documented trouble with spread offenses, the stubborn adherence to using linebackers in zone coverage, the resistance to blitzing. Yet, even Parker's faults reflected the program and the state it represented. He was the gray-haired, conservative, occasionally profane, common sense voice of a gray-haired, conservative, common sense program. When Norm would joke that he would never retire because his wife wouldn't want him around the house, we smiled with acknowledgement that someday, we'd be there too. When he rolled out an Abbott and Costello routine with Tom Brands on the I-Club circuit, we laughed at our grandfathers talking with our crazy friends. When he famously advocated the illegality of the spread offense, we felt his level of frustration. When he stubbornly shirked the spotlight after returning from his stay at the hospital, we respected his work ethic for the upteenth time. Parker started at Iowa at age 56, the old hand in the service of a completely unknown 43-year old babyfaced head coach, the gravitas in a coaching staff sorely lacking in name recognition. Now he's pushing 70, and the unknown coach is the dean of the Big Ten and soon to turn 55 himself and gray from his years at the helm. I would never write that Kirk is now Norm, because there won't ever be another Norm, but Kirk has that weight now, and Norm no longer needs to be there to provide it.
Like any good Iowa blog, we'll begin speculating on the next defensive coordinator tomorrow. But tonight, for just one night, a moment for Norm Parker, the Patron Saint of Iowa defense. There's never been another quite like him, and for good reason, there won't be another like him again.
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Godspeed Norm..
Iowa football would not have been the same with out you.
by coltranemonk on Dec 11, 2011 9:02 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Thank you, Norm, for so many great years!
You will be missed, and I wish the best of retirements for you.
by Xarin on Dec 11, 2011 9:06 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Thank you so much.
I have to be honest, not 6 weeks ago I wished Norm would gracefully step aside on his on terms. That way we could just remember “Bullies of the B1G” and “6 Seconds of Hell” and not have to grumble. That’s certainly happened, but I think I forgot what a giant this guy was for so many years in CFB.
Thank you for all the memories.
"Woody Orne with the one-handed grab!"
Not a surprise, but still a bit sad
Thanks, Norm!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Dec 11, 2011 9:14 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I'll never forget that 09-10 season and the Orange Bowl win.
Truly a defensive masterpiece, that game. Thanks for all the great defense over the years, Mr. Parker. You’ll be missed.
by natepilling on Dec 11, 2011 9:15 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
The more you think the more amazing it becomes.
Stanzi threw 17 INTs and that defense was still an iron curtain. How is that even possible?
"Woody Orne with the one-handed grab!"
by One_ill_KevinJ on Dec 11, 2011 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
I think you answered your own question there.
If our D wasn’t as good as it was I’m sure most of those picks would have been points.
"You want an honest answer? I have no idea."
-Kirk Ferentz
by KF Bubblegum on Dec 11, 2011 11:52 PM CST up reply actions
And 4 of those picks
DID directly end up in points. That D was very good.
They say you're a pitcher, you're sure not much of a dresser. We wear caps and sleeves on this level, son.
Have to admit, it got a little dusty in here reading those last two sentences.
Here’s hoping he finally gets that mechanized walker he always dreamt of.
"Lighten up Francis."
by BroncoHawkeye on Dec 11, 2011 9:16 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Tip my hat to a great and well respected man.
We’ve been lucky to have such a great coach and even luckier to have such a great human being. Also, the Orange Bowl win will go down as the #1 favorite for me.
Thanks for everything coach!
"You want an honest answer? I have no idea."
-Kirk Ferentz
by KF Bubblegum on Dec 11, 2011 9:17 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
well done
Nice job, Patrick. I’ll always remember the Orange Bowl, but how about a tip of the hat to the ‘04 Penn State game as well. KF trusted Norm’s defense enough to take that second safety and put the Lions within 2, knowing they’d never get any closer.
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by Bama Hawkeye on Dec 11, 2011 9:18 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions 1 recs
Yes, this was also an awesome performance
made even better by PSU’s offense admitting that Iowa was calling their plays before they ran them. They say it all the time, but preparation and execution are the keys to success, and nobody was better at preparation than Parker.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Dec 11, 2011 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
This was excellent
Here’s to you and your frosted steaks, Norm.
I can ride my bike with no handlebars...
by hkobb7 on Dec 11, 2011 9:22 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Enjoy your retirement, Norm
Thanks for your time and hard work.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 11, 2011 9:25 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
/single tear and a frosting steak
My second son’s middle name is Parker.
I love this man and will cherish the few hugs I got to give him.
He joins Hayden (for me) in the pantheon of Hawkeye lore. I seriously hope we get to enjoy his return visits for a LONG time.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 11, 2011 9:26 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I have a feeling we're going to miss him more than we think we will.
Thanks for your time and excellence, Norm.
I hope the Hawkeye D gives you a great send-off at the Insight Bowl.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 11, 2011 9:30 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I'd like to take this opportunity to salute Norm Parker's defensive excellence.
With a 21-gun salute of frosted badassery.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars...
by hkobb7 on Dec 11, 2011 9:31 PM CST reply actions 11 recs
Norm represents what I love about football and Iowa
He preached discipline, doing your job, and execution. His defenses weren’t flashy, but when properly implemented they were dominant. His “don’t mind me, I’m just going be at work” mindset is what I was raised on. Who needs 10 toes anyways.
Norm, you are cut from a special cloth. I remember you taking time at an I-club to talk individually with anyone who wanted a minute of your time. I will always remember what you said to me that night…“the less I say, the less I have to take back.” I’ve tried to adopt that strategy, although it’s not always easy.
You will always be among my favorites. Have a happy and long retirement.
/you guys need to dust more often.
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
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by 6 seconds of hell on Dec 11, 2011 9:33 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I love Norm on and off the field. I wish him a long and happy retirement,
I hope the Defense steps up and puts together a stellar send-off for Norm in the bowl game.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
by C.I.owA on Dec 11, 2011 9:41 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
A dominant game to finish
That would be awesome.
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Dec 12, 2011 12:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
even if we do hire within,
it’ll be nice to have a spot to hire someone who still can be out on the road and able to put in the long hours with hands on coaching….wish it could still be norm doing all that, but I think it was time.
by Chabdul Hodgeway on Dec 11, 2011 9:42 PM CST reply actions
Thank you Mr. Parker
Enjoy your time with your wife, children, and grandchildren. I hope you stay in Iowa City and hang out at the U of I with the guys you know. May we all be so fortunate to, more or less, retire at a time of our choosing, of our own volition. And, you’re a lucky man, to have the guys you coached speak highly of you in public, and, I hope, even moreso in private.
by txhawkeye on Dec 11, 2011 9:56 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
will Kirk Ferentz promote from within or will he hire someone from out of the program?
by LincolnParkWildcat on Dec 11, 2011 10:08 PM CST reply actions
That's a conversation for tomorrow.
Let Norm have tonight. We owe it to him.
by One Night Stanzi on Dec 11, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
fair enough
In the day and age of coaches getting canned after 2 years on the job (and charlie weis starting his fourth job in 4 years) it’s commendable to see a cohesive coaching staff like what we see at Iowa.
by LincolnParkWildcat on Dec 11, 2011 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Look in the fanposts/fanshots:
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2011/12/11/2628973/happy-retirement-norm-parker
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2011/12/11/2629209/let-the-names-begin
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 11, 2011 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
Whoever it is, can we download Norm's knowledge
into the cerebral cortex of the new DC ala Neo learning ju-jitsu in the matrix? Kind of a Norm 2.0 type of deal?
by EastLosRandy on Dec 12, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Good luck Norm!
We Hawk fans are going to miss you… especially the stories at the press conferences and I-clubs… :)
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
Look in the fanposts/fanshots:
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2011/12/11/2628973/happy-retirement-norm-parker
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2011/12/11/2629209/let-the-names-begin
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 11, 2011 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
I hope not
"You start to get out of bed, you say, 'Oh, [expletive], I only got one leg on, I better get the other leg on.'" -- Norm Parker
Guys
Save it for later, or go to the sidebar posts.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Dec 12, 2011 7:43 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Do you have a picture with everyone?!?
/Jealous’d
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by ClaybornSmash on Dec 12, 2011 9:39 AM CST up reply actions
Norm, you are one of the all-time great Hawkeyes
Thanks for everything. Enjoy retirement, you have earned it.
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Dec 11, 2011 10:48 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I'm proud to have had Norm as part of the Hawkeye family.
I will always think of his time running the defense with fond memories. Thanks for everything coach and have a happy retirement.
My favorite memory of Norm...
was when i was at the Capital One Bowl. Iowa looked so good only to go into a tail spin and look like they were going to lose, then out of no where warren holloway with his first touchdown and all the iowa fans were going nuts, jumping on the seats, the press box was right behind the final row of seats and we’re turning around looking to give high-5’s to everyone and see norm and company smiling as we bang on the glass.
it is sad to see a legend go, especially one that you cheer for.
You must have been right next to us..
We were right below Norm and his Diet Coke during that game. We were too busy screaming like little schoolgirls to pay attention to what was going on behind us, though..
by coltranemonk on Dec 12, 2011 7:12 AM CST up reply actions
I haven't felt like this since Hayden retired
When Hayden’s teams were ‘scratching where it itches" and opening up the offense in the 1980s, the toughest and most physical defenses he faced, without the talent of Michigan and Ohio State, belonged to Michigan State. George Perles’ teams, where Norm was LB coach and then DC, gave us fits. I’m sure that when Ferentz took over in 1999, he remembered that. Norm, of course, was making Vanderbilt a tough defense in the SEC, something of a story in itself. Given the history, hiring Norm must have been a no-brainer.
Defense has led the way during the Ferentz years, despite some great offenses and a more wide-open offensive attack than we might readily recognize. It was hard-nosed, disciplined defense, notable for fundamentals and at its best, sure, one-on-one open field tackling. It was bend-don’t-break, which was maddening at times, but it worked because the defense would get tougher as the field got shorter. You felt they could go toe-to-toe with anybody.
So many great players, heralded (Roth) and unheralded until they got to Iowa (Sanders, Greenway, et. al.) So many great games. The ASU game in ‘03 was not their best game but one of the best examples of completely dismantling the other team’s offensive scheme. Yeah, they got back at us in ‘04, but it is largely unrealized how much that was the product of players coaching staff so humiliated and motivated for revenge at what was done to them in Iowa City. Predictably, they got their revenge and fell into oblivion, while Iowa went on to one of it’s best years during the Ferentz era. The other prime example is, of course, the Georgia Tech game with Clayborn shadowing the quarterback the whole game. And there were so many other knock-down-drag-outs over the years like PSU ‘04 and the goal line stands against Syracuse, PSU in the first half in ’08, and others I can’t even remember now.
The game has changed a little. Toe-to-toe doesn’t exist like it once does with the chuck-and-duck nature of the spread. Obviously health had the most to do with Norm retiring, but it’s a different game, at least for a while, and if part of him said “screw this gimmick-ball stuff” I wouldn’t blame him at all.
It is probably time. The Coordinator award was a strong hint of this. Morehouse has hinted that Norm’s limitations have put an unhealthy stress on the rest of the defensive staff. For someone like Ferentz, who has tried to pride himself on addressing the little things, it has to have been difficult. But Ferentz, from all outward appearances, is nothing if not loyal, and probably to a fault. There are worse faults to have, but I will always wonder how different last year’s team would have been with a healthy Norm.
My father passed from diabetic complications at age 83. Toward the end it got bad, excruciatingly so in a physical and an emotional sense. That year I took solace in the excitement of the 2009 season, I’m grateful to the team and to Norm for that. I’ll miss Norm as our defensive leader, but my final thoughts are for his health. May he have several good, relatively healthy years in retirement.
FOUR. THREE. COVER. TWO.
by Mr. Grizz on Dec 11, 2011 11:18 PM CST reply actions 17 recs
Well said, sir.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Dec 11, 2011 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
Can't say it better than that.
The defenses are what I will remember about the past decade of Hawkeye football when I look back in 10, 20, 30 years.
We’ll miss you, Norm, as will your coworkers and especially your players. May your retirement be long and as crazy fun for you as your tenure here was for all of us.
Go Hawks.
by The Naked Bootleg on Dec 11, 2011 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
I've had similar kicking around my head the past few days/weeks
The game has changed a little. Toe-to-toe doesn’t exist like it once does with the chuck-and-duck nature of the spread. Obviously health had the most to do with Norm retiring, but it’s a different game, at least for a while, and if part of him said "screw this gimmick-ball stuff" I wouldn’t blame him at all.
It is probably time. The Coordinator award was a strong hint of this. Morehouse has hinted that Norm’s limitations have put an unhealthy stress on the rest of the defensive staff. For someone like Ferentz, who has tried to pride himself on addressing the little things, it has to have been difficult. But Ferentz, from all outward appearances, is nothing if not loyal, and probably to a fault. There are worse faults to have, but I will always wonder how different last year’s team would have been with a healthy Norm.
I think Norm’s 4-3, Cover 2 defensive scheme was the product of, literally, decades of tinkering and adjusting so that, at its zenith, it was incredibly dominant AND flexible, it could be deployed versus air attacks as well as traditional option attacks. The glaring weakness, however, was that it wasn’t very effective against the true dual-threat QBs that have come along the past 5+ years, i.e. QBs who can both run and pass (though will always do one better than the former) rather than “pro style” QBs who are almost exclusively throwers or Nebraska-style (and GTech) QBs who are purely runners who chuck it 3-5 times a game. With time, I think Norm could have adjusted/tweaked the system even more to be as effective (would you bet against his ability?), it’s just that time was the one thing he didn’t have enough of.
Regardless, Norm has been a tremendous coach and teacher at Iowa and before; he deserves a long retirement of doing whatever the fuck he wants to. I hope he enjoys every minute of it.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I was fortunate to have my super-senior semester be Fall 2002 at Iowa
I very fondly remember running into Hayden on my way out of one of the games, saying a quick thank you in respect, and having him say a kind word in return. It was a definingly great moment for me in what I would consider the best possible type of year to have as an Iowa Football fan. I would love nothing more than for that to be the kind of future for Norm and his presence within the Kinnick Stadium community, should he choose it.
As for Norm, I’ll just say that I consider Iowa fans (and KF’s tenure/salary) to be very fortunate to have had Norm Parker on our side these last 13 years. He has consistently been a Top 5 Defensive Coordinator in all of college football that entire time, and might be the best in sum total through that time period. Here’s to a great and well-deserved retirement, Norm. You will be greatly missed and fondly remembered.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Dec 12, 2011 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
AND HE ISN'T EVEN THE HIGHEST PAYED COACH ON THE DEFENSIVE STAFF!
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 12, 2011 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
paid
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 12, 2011 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you Norm for 13 memorial years
and producing talent we’ve loved to watch at Iowa and at the higher levels. Enjoy your retirement you deserve it…and sorry for the bitching and moaning the last few years…
I have no words
besides thank you so very much for everything. The funny interviews with reporters, saying you would never retire, and that they would have to carry you off the field in a body bag was especially humorous. I wish you nothing but joy and happiness in wherever life takes you from here on.
Again, thank you for those wonderful 13 years.

"I'll probably croak out on the field someday. Hope we're ahead when I do it."
Norm Parker
by KirksBubbleGum on Dec 11, 2011 11:50 PM CST reply actions
Well, I think a chicken fried steak for breakfast
and a rewatching of the ’10 Orange Bowl is in order tomorrow.
You’ll be missed, Norm.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 12, 2011 12:21 AM CST reply actions
Note for all: The 2010 Orange Bowl is available on iTunes in an excellent cut for only $2.99
Well worth it. The first-half dismantling of the GT offense is still breathtaking.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Dec 12, 2011 9:01 AM CST up reply actions
Does that include the "Love it or leave it" speech?
I downloaded it and watch it occasionally, but I can’t remember if that is on it or not.
I believe it does. Not 100% sure though.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Dec 12, 2011 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
i don't post often
Mostly cuz of the I don’t get so I don’t hate. But take away my wife and my kids and all that’s left is hawks. And for the better part of ten years my favorite thing about my favorite thing has Norm Parker. So this is just one of those things. One of those days. College football is special in a lot of ways, soooo many ways. And if you love it, if it makes you feel good, then how lucky are we? Norm represented what is rare and great about the game we love. I’ll trade five of yer hotshot flavor of eethe week stud dc hc back to dc ball caps for one grizzled fuck you four three no matter who what old school badasses anyday. A lotta ya can’t wait to start the oh my god who now airplane on ic! airplane in ic! fun stuff. But don’t forget to reflect. A great msn gave us some great years. Memories. Wish he was my grandpa. Good luck next guy. You’ll be in a real life heroes chair. Go hawks. FTW.
by BnFnG on Dec 12, 2011 12:27 AM CST via mobile reply actions
One of the greatest coaches in the history of Iowa football.
Godspeed Norm, and thanks for everything you’ve done for this program.
Also, please no Phil Parker. Thx.
A tip of the cap and standing ovation
from the other sideline. You are one of the best d-coordinators in the country, and Iowa has been one of the toughest outs in the conference thanks in no small part to Norm Parker.
Congratulations for 13 great years in Iowa City, coach. Godspeed to you and your family in whatever you choose to do.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Those early years shone, too
We were amazingly horrid those first two years. I remember seeing Coach Parker patiently talking to the (deservedly) frustrated defensive players after each series, explaining what he wanted. You could see the guys trying, desperately, to get to the right places. But, at that time, we were a little too slow and a little too small. Seeing him patiently work with those guys, though, instead of yelling, rolling his eyes, or blaming things on a lack of “mental toughness,” he just kept teaching.
That was one of the things that gave me confidence that the ship might turn around. Watching those — still — little too slow, little too small guys beat MSU and jNW in 2000? Yeah, still teaching on the sidelines. No real difference. That’s when I knew it could really happen, that we had a special staff.
Thanks, Coach. Godspeed.
by indyhawk on Dec 12, 2011 7:54 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
I've always loved the way he interacted with the players. Especially in the first half of the aughts.
I can think of several times that someone would make a big play and be greeted on the sidelines by (or run straight toward) Norm, and he’d hug them or get in their facemask with his giant smile.
Watching him with players (in moments like that) is like watching a dad teach his kid to ride a bike. And Norm is the dad, amazed at the things he taught his boys to do, and he’s the kid too, smiling as if he’s amazed, once again, at what he’s just done.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 12, 2011 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
He was a great teacher.
Which made it especially sad when we went to the booth. From watching him it seemed to me like one of the best elements of the game, the element at which he seemed so natural and talented, was taken from him.
"Woody Orne with the one-handed grab!"
by One_ill_KevinJ on Dec 13, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Happy retirement Norm.
I hope you get to enjoy many years with your family and I hope that your legacy of tough D lives on in Kinnick for years to come. Send him off the right way defense, shut down Oklahoma.
DRUNJIFORNICATION
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 12, 2011 7:55 AM CST reply actions
Norm...
is going to have a place in Hawkeye lore alongside guys like Hayden, Evy and Eddie Anderson. He’s just one of those guys who’s name has become synonymous when you talk about Iowa football coaches.
He may have never been a head coach in his career..but what he did as a coach and the teams he coached and players he helped to develop are something that will never be forgotten.
Let’s hope Fryfest 2012 honors Norm Parker for his contributions to the Iowa football program.
by FlyingDutchman1 on Dec 12, 2011 8:29 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
I think everything that can be said about Norm has already been said, so I'll just add:
Thanks for the memories, Norm! Enjoy retirement and don’t stay away from Kinnick!!
"No I'm not going to 'limber up'. You ever see a lion stretching before it takes down a gazelle?"
Thank you, Coach Parker
Have a long happy retirement.
Kill the Sooners.
Go Hawks.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Thanks Coach Parker
Never forget the speech where you explained the only three things you needed to do on defense.
1. Never let anyone get behind you
2. Funnel everything toward the middle of the field
3. tackle
Thanks for 13 years of greatness – have a long and happy retirement. We will miss you.
"40 MINUTES OF MEH!" - djwoody
by The Bacon Explosion on Dec 12, 2011 9:38 AM CST reply actions
That's a classic.
I recall Parker describing Matt Roth’s retort to the three basics. “But Coach if I get to the football first none of that other stuff matters.”
Keep the football in front of you, don’t let them get to the outside, tackle the football.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Dec 12, 2011 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
I'll miss Norm.
Maybe his legend is bigger in my mind thanks to BHGP, but Norm was a hell of a character, and got more out of less than any DC I’ve ever seen. He will be missed greatly by all fans of the sport.
It’s not uncommon in TV or movies that have a very straight-laced, straight man sort of lead to use a boisterous, larger than life sort of character to help provide personality, humor, and aggression that such a lead can’t necessarily provide on their own. (Bruce Campbell’s character in Burn Notice, for example)
This is who Norm always was to me. He was the personality and heart of this team, the one who got the team fired up when Kirk was out there Kirking and Ken was O’Keefing.
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
I think the incredible goal-line stand at the end of the Syracuse game is my fav "Norm moment."
Absolutely relentless in their dogged determination to keep Syracuse out of the endzone.
Even in this year, a year marked by frustrating defensive performances, the highlight of the season came about because of defense.
The highlight of the season (barring a win over Oklahoma, I guess) was definitely the Michigan win and that game was all about the defense frustrating Denard and the Michigan offense for most of the game — and then coming up with a big goalline stand at the end, to boot.
Gonna miss you, Norm.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It sure would be nice if the fans could get a "NORM!" chant going at the bowl game...
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Dec 12, 2011 11:06 AM CST reply actions
I would add to this blitz of comments about how great Norm is...
but that’s not what he would have wanted.
Keep the accolades in front of you and funnel the Thank Yous to the middle.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Dec 12, 2011 1:17 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Wow that's funny.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 12, 2011 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
Excellent article, you couldn't have gotten the tone any better. Thanks Mr. Vint.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
Thnaks Norm
and may the fine young lads
sent you out as should be
GO Hawks
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