Here's the Thing: Michigan
My, how times have changed.
There was a time where Iowa-Michigan was one of the four to five pivotal games in the Big Ten title race. In fact, you don't even need to go back that far to find it. In 2005, Michigan beat Iowa in overtime at Kinnick on Jason Avant's greatest day ever to snap Iowa's three-year home winning streak. Both of those teams finished 7-5 (5-3) and went off to mid-level bowl games. In five of the six meetings prior to that year, the winner of Iowa-Michigan won at least a share of the Big Ten title. In Michigan's 1997 national championship season, Iowa came closer than anyone -- closer than Ohio State, closer than Notre Dame, closer than Wisconsin and Penn State and the Pac-10 champion Washington State Cougars -- to beating the Wolverines, and in Ann Arbor nonetheless (it's the contention of more than a few Iowa fans that that game, and the subsequent fade to the finish, that directly led to Hayden Fry's retirement). Iowa's 2002 beatdown of UM -- again, in Ann Arbor -- was Kirk Ferentz's coming out party. The 2006 game was both the direct cause for Iowa's shocking loss to Indiana one week earlier and the trigger for that team's complete meltdown. This is to say nothing for those 80's encounters between Bo and Hayden, the Game of the Century of 1985, the 1981 win that gave eventually gave Iowa its first Rose Bowl in 23 years. Iowa-Michigan is an event, and has been for 30 years.
Even the Rodriguez-era games felt like they had grander meaning. In 2009, Big Blue was 4-1, one week removed from an overtime loss to Sparty. Iowa had eked through September at 5-0, with a program-changing win in Happy Valley. Iowa built a lead, and Michigan came roaring back behind freshman backup quarterback Denard Robinson. Eventually, Robinson's arm and inexperience got the better of him, as a Brett Greenwood interception effectively ended the final Michigan opportunity. It wasn't that Iowa's two-point lead served notice to the rest of the conference that it would be a contender -- that would wait for the next week -- as much as it dealt a death blow to Michigan's already-dimmed hopes of a rebound. By 2010, the knives were out for Rodriguez when Iowa flattened Michigan at the Big House, again on the heels of a Wolverine loss to Michigan State, this one nowhere near as close as the ten-point margin of victory indicated. Michigan again imploded after the loss, although this was both expected and sad. It's not that I take pity on Michigan. It's that, for the first time in as long as I can remember, an Iowa win over UM was predictable. The game had become like any other, a win greeted with the same muted looks to the next week normally reserved for Purdue and Michigan State.
Cut to today, and Iowa enters its near-annual date with Michigan as vulnerable as it's been in a decade. The 2001 team dropped a heartbreaking late October home game to a one-loss Michigan team; a loss the next week at Wisconsin left the Hawkeyes at .500 and scrapping for a bowl berth. I watched 2001 Iowa-Michigan this offseason, mostly because I don't remember any of that game (it was my 21st birthday), and it wasn't until I sat down to write this that the parallels struck. This team looks a lot like that team, still unsure of itself, still trying to find a cohesive strategy on both sides of the ball, still trying to find a route to six wins and a ticket somewhere other than Iowa City in December. That team is now celebrated as a return to form, but at the time there were catcalls for quarterback changes and defensive blunders and the kinds of mistakes you see from a young football team. This one has been beaten to a pulp over the course of the last five days (and mea culpa, I'm probably more at fault for that than anyone), probably worse than 2001 ever was, but for the same reasons.
Our podcast guest Brian Cook has always said that, historically, Iowa is a 7-to-8 win kind of program, and that remains true. There will be Iowa teams full of seasoned veterans and luck that run to double-digit wins, and there will be teams like this one, teams that don't know what it is they are or what they are doing, even into November. There will be Iowa teams that can string together a few wins, and there are teams that will be lucky just to string together a few plays. The frustrating thing about 2010 was that it was supposed to be one of those double-digit teams and regressed as the weather and the chances of success faded. There was a pattern, though, and because of that we thought there was a cause.
The 2011 Iowa Hawkeyes have us in hysterics precisely because there is no pattern. Against Iowa State, it was the defensive line's inability to contain Steele Jantz. Against Pitt, it was reliance on a tentative halfback in the running game. Against Penn State, it was the offensive line's inability to handle unexpected pressure. Against Minnesota, it was lack of execution in the Gophers' half of the field on both sides of the ball. These things are not signs of a problem with anything in particular. They are not indicative of any single issue. They still come with an L in the ledger, though, and so we load up the shotgun and scatter shot at everything.
The good teams find it in November. The 2001 team found it, just in time to get wins over Northwestern and Minnesota to get bowl eligible; it then built on it for a bowl win over Texas Tech. The 2006 and 2007 teams, beset with problems of leadership and general malaise, never found it and collapsed as a result. The 2008 Hawkeyes lost over and over and over again before finding it in a win over then-undefeated Penn State. And while they've lost three times in excruciating fashion, in two cases to inferior opposition, this 2011 team feels like 2001 and 2008. It's not a group of seniors playing out the string on a disappointing campaign. There's youth here, and there's some talented youth, and direction is coming. There's Vandenberg, who is second in the conference in passing efficiency when he remains upright. There's Marcus Coker, who broke through for about the fifth time this calendar year last week. There's C.J. Fiedorowicz at tight end (the Hawkeye Insider player of the week despite the fact that he might not play at all) (/laughs like Ted DiBiase), looking like he might be ready to take that coveted position for good. There's James Morris, hobbled but fighting, at linebacker, and there's Hitchens and Kirksey on the other side, playing new positions just to make up for the combination of attrition and Denard. There is youth, and there is confusion (just ask Tanner Miller). But there is also drive here, and there is now a purpose in their heads, and (we hope) a fire in their stomachs, and a wall at their backs.
Michigan has run at will this year against anyone not named Michigan State. They have sent Denard off tackle, and then they've sent one of their cadre of backs the other direction, and when you have that down they've chucked it deep and called it a punt. Their defense has given up fewer points than every FBS team but Alabama, LSU, Penn State, Boise State, and Central Florida. They are a juggernaut in the Bo/Lloyd mold, if not necessarily in accordance with Bo and Lloyd's tendencies. They are as formidable an opponent as Iowa's faced this season, and they have their eyes on that prize that used to be up for grabs in every meeting between these two teams: A Big Ten championship.
But it's November. Big Blue waits. The good teams find it now.
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Tear 'em up boys.
Nothing to lose. So just go out and put on the hurt!
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Nov 4, 2011 6:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Fantastically done, Patrick.
While I still mostly maintain my “any scenario is plausible” stance on this game, I’m very slowly coming (ha!) around to feeling pretty confident about Iowa’s chances. This week’s “Here’s the Thing” reinforces that confidence (while doing nothing, really, to dispel the “any scenario…” feeling). Christ this season is fucking weird. Anyway, whatever, it’s football season, and thank god for that.
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
+1
it IS football season and thank god, for not only being football season, but for a football game on the greatest gridiron in the midwest
Private Joker, he's silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts and guts is enough. Now you ladies carry on!
Here's the thing
Iowa has never beaten Michigan three times in a row. EVER.
So of course this year would be the year it happens.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Nov 4, 2011 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Ha! Exactly.
Weird game, weird season, weird team, weird coaches, weird program. Perfectly normal fans.
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Nov 4, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I also think there is a 0.002% chance of it happening
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Then you have big bet to make in Vegas
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 4, 2011 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
That's where I'm torn
the immutable law of my fandom/betting is this: whichever team I bet on = loss. While I’d love to be able to “buy” Iowa wins by always betting on their opponent, I’m not really in a fiscal situation where that would be prudent.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I would pay you for that kind of mojo swing if it actually worked.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 4, 2011 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Would that it were that simple
but obviously that wouldn’t work, as there would be no loss to me. And apparently God/Buddha/Xenu/Flying Spaghetti Monster has decreed that I shall never have things go completely my way, every ounce of joy must be tempered with a the pain of loss.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
You really are Mr. Pessimist
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 4, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy cliche, Batman!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 4, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit! I can't believe it.
You’re down on Iowa. Next thing you know, BirdCult will think that the Hawkeyes will lose!
by H I McDonnough on Nov 4, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
whoa there...
lets not get our hopes up now
Hey! Who are you calling 'normal'? That's an insult in my book
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 4, 2011 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I really hope that the Polish Hat is a viable option in this game
TE play has always been a crucial part of our offense against UM and pretty much non-existent this season.
TWITTER RUMOR
Iowa will be wearing special helmets tomorrow. Per @bradez11, “Stanzi would be proud.”
I AM INTRIGUED.
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
And here it is. It's ok, I guess. Not what I was hoping.
http://twitter.com/#!/hawkize/status/132628539668299776
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Nov 4, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Ugh. Fucking SB Nation link formatting.
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Nov 4, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Might look very weird
But I am still very pumped to see this.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 4, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG WE ARE CHANGING OUR UNIFORMS?!?!?!?!
but… what about TRADITION?!? BLASPHEMY! FIRE THE EQUIPMENT MANAGER!
by The KF Karate Chop on Nov 4, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
A military homage, I'm sure. Veterans' day and all.
The blue field is always to face the front to give the appearance of a flag flying while the wearer moves forward.

by The Mexican't on Nov 4, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
And knowing is half the battle!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Nov 4, 2011 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Fuck yeah!
Ah mar kah!
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Nov 5, 2011 7:43 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Here's the Thing: Pessimism and Optimism work for the people who use them.
So quit telling me how to be a fan.
If I look at things realistically and see that Iowa is mediocre and Michigan is above-average, I’ll expect a loss. If they lose, it works, because I expected it. If they win, I’ll be elated because it wasn’t something I really expected. (of course, I won’t be surprised; there’s a difference)
But if someone wants to look through things in Floyd of Rosedale-colored glasses and think, “Well, anything can happen. After all, Minnesota did beat Iowa last week.” They’ll be happy in their expectation of a win. If Iowa loses, well, they won’t really be down because they have that positive outlook that takes one game at a time and always thinks anything is possible (which, technically, it is) and they’re the real fans anyway (as others are incredulously reminding us of their true fandom ::blech::)
But if I expect a win and Iowa loses, I’ll be devastated and think, “Well, what the hell was I thinking? I was being stupid. I was ignoring all the evidence, and I’m dumb.”
But if an optimist expects a loss, well, they just can’t, basically. I guess?
Don’t tell me who to be a fan.
meh
I foresee
Many Chinese people being extremely scared of the quickly angry, outlandishly large white devil in their midst
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 4, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
What are you talking about?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
here's the thing
But if I expect a win and Iowa loses, I’ll be devastated and think, "Well, what the hell was I thinking? I was being stupid. I was ignoring all the evidence, and I’m dumb."
Football, especially College, is nearly impossible to predict. There are really no absolute certainties in the game. That’s why they suit it up and play them every week. I don’t care who Iowa is playing, they have a shot to win the game simply because its College Football and 18-22 year old guys make mistakes, have off days, etc… For me, it is more fun to focus on the positives and look at the reasons that we could beat a team that we (on paper) should not. I think that our Offense could explode today and Denard could arm punt two or three times. Thats what I’m hoping for and its thoughts like this that keep the season fun.
I want rational discourse, not people claiming to be rational debaters while demonizing any opposition as torch-wielding, fire-crazed zealots or kool-aid drinking sycophants. -- RossWB
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 5, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Really well done, Pat
In a week of (justified) histrionics, this was a refreshingly calm, reasoned take on this season.
I'm a hopeless optimist
I refuse to accept that we’re down and out of it until it’s a mathematical impossibility. Improbabilities aren’t enough. I posted a comment earlier this week about how Iowa could still get into the B1G Championship game, it’s within their control.
And there was much derision and mockery!
A man may leave Iowa, but Iowa never leaves a man.
The Cardinals...
…were given less than a ten percent chance of making the playoffs this year. That is all.
by ISleepwithaBuckeye on Nov 5, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
please get them
for all the michigan douche bags I saw out tonight
and that's another Hawkeye first down... EHAWW!!
Here's the thing: This game, like all our games, will fall on the offense
If we can put up 40+, we stand a good chance of winning. But if the offense plays like they did against Penn State or (ugh) Minnesota, we’re pretty much fucked. Because I and all other Hawk fans, have resigned ourselves to the fact that our opponents are going to put up at least 21 points on us. Teams like Michigan are likely to up that to 28-35.
And as I learned from Madden, usually the team that scores the most points, wins. So unless the defense can find it in their hearts to help out with the scoring, or unless we get our once-a-year special teams return, it’ll be up to the offense to put up 35-40.
That said, I’m feeling strangely optimistic for this game. Which is perplexing as I’m usually depressingly pessimistic when it comes to my sports teams (most of which are Minnesota teams, sooo…). But I’m feeling like we actually put together a good game today. Which is a bad sign, as I was pretty excited leading up to “Minnesota Debacle v2.0”? Fuck. I don’t even know anymore…
Fuck Michigan, Fuck Michigan and Fuck Michigan...
that’s all i have to say about that.
I am pretty sure that is what Forest Gump was saying when his mic got unplugged during the DC demonstation in the self titled movie, which is prolly why they are tie-ing the American Flag Tiger Hawk into this game.
Rob Houghtlin
should be the honorary captain today.
Houghtlin's kick
Is it my imagination, or did Zabel say after the kick that the score was now “Iowa 11, Michigan 10”?
We're gonna need a montage. Ooh, it takes a montage.
by The Mario Pace Experience on Nov 5, 2011 10:37 AM CDT reply actions
He does, yeah.
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Nov 5, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions





















