CLEMSON 71, IOWA 55 POSTGAME THREAD OF UNIMAGINABLE MISERY
Here's your postgame thread. And here is your reminder that we do not tolerate slurs (AND SINCE WE STILL APPARENTLY HAVE TO KEEP REMINDING PEOPLE THAT INCLUDES "GAY" AS AN INSULT, AS IF GAY HAWKEYE FANS DON'T EXIST ALL OF A SUDDEN) , personal attacks, objectionable images, or any other douchebaggin' that would get you banned everywhere else. That all out of the way? All right... have at it.
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That "press" we attempted tonight needs to be banished
It wouldn’t stop a high school team from bringing the ball up and it damn sure can’t stop a D-1 team.
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I missed the game...
By accident I flipped to CNN. Piers Morgan was interviewing Dane Cook. I went blind and deaf.
We won, yes?
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 29, 2011 11:55 PM CST reply actions
We beat them by 15 strokes!
We were playing golf, right?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I watched online, but turned it off in disgust.
Holy crab to Basabe look like he’s regressed.
Holy crap does Iowa suck at everything they try.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 30, 2011 12:00 AM CST reply actions
We have said on BHGP probably close to 100 times that “gay” as an insult is totally unacceptable. Ignorance is no longer an excuse. You are fucking banned.
I’m so sick of having to enforce this rule. It’s fucking 2011. We should be done with this as a society.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 30, 2011 12:30 AM CST up reply actions 17 recs
Bobby Valentine to coach the Red Sox?
That’s, um, that’s curious. Almost suspicious.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Since I have yet to see a game, I will stick with three primary assumptions of why there is suckage.
1) They miss Cole. Duh.
2) They miss Basabe. Duh x 2
3) They still have a predominantly “slow-down” team and they are trying to run faster. That spells… well, not success. I understand why McCafery (I will never get that right) has done it and will likely continue to run the uptempo press and faster offense, though. When they get the better players in that can do it, like Ingram, Clemmons, Gessell, etc. he wants Marble, May, White, Oglesby, Olaseni et al. to be comfortable with the system. While it maybe ugly now and people will say how horrible it is (truthfully), the thing he doesn’t want to have to do is teach nine guys how to play fast all over again.
Last year, they played slower than they have this year. That suited the personnel better. Selectively running was more just a wrinkle. This year they have run a lot more. Maybe they can just selectively slow it down, but as ugly as it will be, I think pressing and going fast has to be the predominant strategy. I feel bad for the seniors and others that may not be as suited to this style because they won’t have some breakout year, but I do think it will be better for the Hawkeyes in the long run. in two years, when Basabe, Marble and McCabe are seniors, White, Oglesby and Olaseni are juniors, and Woodbury et al. are sophomores, I think we’ll be glad that they didn’t “waste” a year playing slow-down ball just for the sake of looking better and a few more wins.
I think I will anyway. Granted, I’m on the other side of the world and won’t be watching much of this bad playingness this season, soo…
meh
Well, on defense he can't decide whether he wants pace or slow down
He tries implementing a press, but it’s half assed. any decent team can break it and clemson got a lot of open looks from 3 against it. He tries playing a zone to hide the non-athletes, but that just exposes the perimeter.
It’s such a mismatched roster that Fran has no way to do anything productive, short of making Basabe remember how to play basketball
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by HawkeyeBoiler on Nov 30, 2011 12:19 AM CST up reply actions
I wish I could be miserable about Iowa hoops again
I don’t even care enough to be apathetic anymore.
Maybe you just have mono
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 30, 2011 12:39 AM CST up reply actions
I bet it's lupus
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
My only thoughts after watching the last four Iowa games...
:(
Sorry, I can’t articulate it any better than that.
"Lighten up Francis."
This is why I refuse to follow the 'sport' of basketball
Can’t be disappointed or sad if I don’t know what’s going on!
Though, obviously
I do follow it enough to check on how the Hawks are doing from time to time…and then I go back to watching the Hawkeye football/Vikings/Twins.
If avoiding disappointment is your motivation for not following a team,
you’ve got quite a threshold considering the teams listed!
"No I'm not going to 'limber up'. You ever see a lion stretching before it takes down a gazelle?"
Im still positive
but im having a hell of a time thinking of why. probably because Oglesby and White look good so far and i dont think Basabe can continue to suck this bad. plus the turnovers were great for us and if we could just get some of those damn shots to fall for us today the game would be alot closer.
i mean, 25%? that cant keep up right? RIGHT?!?
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by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 30, 2011 1:15 AM CST reply actions
Such a blistering pace...
we’ll probably come back to the middle at some point, about 10% from the floor sounds about right.
I saw a team uncomfortable running the offense
Resulting in either hesitant or rushed shots. We are getting our looks. We just need to make the shots.
Also, we may not have size inside but would someone please box out? To me rebounding is more about technique and EFFORT than size.
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Nov 30, 2011 4:07 AM CST via mobile reply actions
At least this us what my wife tells me.
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Nov 30, 2011 4:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
71-55?
Wow. I’m not shocked we won, but I never imagined we’d blow Clemson out. That’s awesome! Basabe must’ve woken up and really turned in a great game, huh? I missed it – was out to dinner for my wife’s birthday. I had braised rabbit livers and steak pomme frites. It as pretty awesome. Anyway, bummer I didn’t get to see the game, but I’m thrilled we got a nice solid win. 71-55… wow!
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Nov 30, 2011 5:59 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
That sounds like a Hopleaf dinner if I've ever heard one.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 30, 2011 6:07 AM CST up reply actions
I need to become religious and pray that I can find good beers here in Shanghai.
Have any connections you can hook me up with?
meh
google is going to have to be your friend
This looks like a good start:
http://www.echinacities.com/shanghai/city-life/sea-of-frothy-hops-shanghai-s-best-beer-bars.html
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 30, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
le Bouchon
http://www.lebouchonofchicago.com/
They have a great prix fixe deal on Tuesdays.
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Nov 30, 2011 7:19 AM CST up reply actions
Fantastic. I'll have what you had last night.
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by EnergizerHawk on Nov 30, 2011 6:39 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think the talent is there to play much better
but I also think we are not yet talented.
We have two head cases that really muck up the plans for Fran.
One, Eric May.
He reminds me of a guy who played at Iowa in late 1970s and early 1980s—Kevin Boyle. Now, Kevin Boyle was a MUCH better player than May but after winning all kinds of awards and distinctions in his freshman and sophomore years he collapsed emotionally and could not shoot the ball. It got to the point where he went from being Iowa’s clear cut #2 scoring option to being told to only shoot in an emergency. He salvaged his career by being the best defender in the Big Ten. May could be a great defender, but there is something wrong with his head. He’s done offensively. He is afraid of his own shadow. He is a superb athlete who just cannot get out of his own way.
Two, Basabe.
We lack height and athleticism as it is — only Northwestern might be less athletic — and this kid just is not able to figure out what to do on either end of the court and it might be a function of him never being the focal point of an offense in his basketball life. He was the #2 or #3 option on his H.S. team. He was a basket case last year for my taste but he was freewheeling last year. He just let his natural ability take over. Now? He’s got brain lock and might be afraid of shouldering the inside game (Ergo, losing Cole who was fearless and confident despite lacking Basabe’s tools? Problem!).
The conventional notion that Cartwright was the player that would make the team go seems to have been proven wrong. We cannot rebound and we cannot hit wide open shots. As we have opened up the offense Cartwright has been diminished. He — it appears — is a half court PG and Fran is moving the team away from that style of offense. (Look at Iowa’s winning score totals from last year and you will see 50s, and a lot of 60s. Fran wants to win in the 70s).
Because of Fran’s changes there appears to be a lack of confidence team-wide but I knew with more depth Fran was going to bend the team more toward his preferred philosophy (pressing, running, gunning, athletic basketball) and it appears some guys are just paralyzed by whatever changes Fran has put into place. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A TEAM WITH MORE PLAYERS RELUCTANT TO SHOOT. (Most teams have to put a governor on players while Fran is pleading guys to shoot)
As I see it, Fran is likely to move away from the following as players to build around if we continue to play like shit:
- Basabe
- Marble*
- May*
Players he IS going to build around:
- Oglesby
- White
- McCabe*
I would be surprised if our starting lineup by BIg Ten season isn’t:
Gatens, Cartwright, White, McCabe and Brommer w/ Oglesby being the first guy off the bench and (for lack of anyone else to relieve Brommer) Basabe close behind.
So, at this time, there is still not a lot to build around. Gatens and Cartwright are along for the transitional ride. I think we will struggle to get to .500 during the process but as these freshmen mature and as Fran’s approach becomes more concrete, he will eventually find one really skilled recruit to put us over the top to become respectable again. But the fingerprints of Lickliter still exist if you look at the asterisks above.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I expect no more than 2 or 3 people to read all that but I wanted it out of my head.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
But the fingerprints of Lickliter still exist
Sad but true
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Nov 30, 2011 8:55 AM CST up reply actions
After reading Fran's post game remarks
he seems to still have faith in Marble but will be moving May and Basabe to the bench. Oglesby is his boy. He is going to build around that kid, and White to be sure.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
White's reverse no look lay up vs Creighton
and oglesby’s heads up defensive play vs Clemson are my two favorite plays this season
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Nov 30, 2011 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
It's depressing that my favorite part of Iowa basketball right now is reading Fran's pressers.
He just “gets it” to an extent that very few Iowa coaches (in any sport) can match, in my memory. He’s an excellent communicator.
I just hope he can turn all that great talk into better performance on the floor. I’m still optimistic, but it seems like it’s going to take a while — and require a bunch of new players.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah.
I think the program is in much worse shape and is much more of a rebuilding project than we thought. As in it might be two more years as opposed to this year /next year. The [REDACTED]/Lick hole is a deep one to have to climb out of.
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Nov 30, 2011 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
There is a Lick hangover...
but defensive effort (especially in the post) and rebounding are problems and I have to put that on Fran at this point. Someone mentioned above that 11 fouls is good for us; the opposite is true. It means not contesting shots, not getting up in the ball handler’s face and generally sub-par effort. That’s discouraging.
We need a Jess Settles highlight marathon viewing for some of these players
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by BentNotBroken on Nov 30, 2011 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
That's been my take from the beginning
Lick really – REALLY – destroyed our program (well, some of it was self inflicted starting with letting Dr. Tom go and then REDACTED but we don’t need to retread that line of thought).
I think there may be more a hangover than people think of the “who gives a fuck what the coach says” with the players that didn’t run from Lick. Now they’re having to learn a whole new system and style of play that their talents probably aren’t suited for, so its going to ugly at times this season.
The good news is it will get better, but I don’t think you’ll see a dramatic improvement until Fall 2013.
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 30, 2011 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
Its going to require better players that fit his system
The good news a lot more kids are going to want to play fun and gun than pass the ball 3,000 times and take (and miss) a supposedly high percentage shot.
I think the growth process will be interesting to watch.
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 30, 2011 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
To nitpick a tiny bit
Boyle’s offensive problem was primarily his sr season in my memory. IIRC, he played the entire year with broken bones in his right, shooting hand, and had to try to switch to his off hand predominately, with predictably terrible results. Opposing teams just didn’t have to guard him. He was a defensive maniac though.
I think he injured the hand in the junior year (but I could be wrong certainly)
and did wear a kind of bandage brace kind of thing the senior year — but point well taken, the senior year was the year he really quit trying to score. After his first two years there was a feeling he would just get better and better offensively, and the opposite happened. He scored 6.5 ppg his senior year.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I wondered about McCabe,
(and I like him), but I did not realize his stats are as decent as they are (almost 8 ppg and 4 rpg in 22 mpg, as well as 1.7 steals per game). But, I expect better FT shooting from him than 54% (although he’s only shooting 2 or 3 FTs a game right now).
Personally, I think this team has plenty of talent to make a run to the middle of the conference standings. While it has been pretty brutal to watch them in the last week or two, I’m hopeful they can get their shit together and still be competitive at in at least 75% of the Big Ten games (I won’t be shocked if we get pantsed by OSU, twice by Wisky, and three or four more times against the Purdues, Michigans, and maybe MSU?)
What I’m a little worried about is that maybe Indiana is pretty decent this year, and we could lose twice to them too?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 30, 2011 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
I ordered MediaCom's sports plus package just before tip, after ten years away I am re-pledging my once strong Hawkeye BB fandom
But golly gee performances like last night are making it difficult.
McCabe, White, and Oglesby are playing well. Fankly I’d like to see more of Oleseni as the current post rotation seems a little baffling – Oleseni couldn’t do much worse. Havent seen a practice but Id also like to see more of Stokes, again the fall off couldn’t be that dramatic.
Lotsa holes on this Iowa BB ship, for now Id just like to see the team come together and play as a unit.
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
Basabe and Cartwright could use a front-row seat..
for a game. No minutes. Get that big man on campus don’t give shit attitude turned around. Next practice I’d run a four hour scrimmage with no whistles and no breaks. These guys just need to play. Basketball is really fun, remember?

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