Five Underhanded Ways The Chiefs Can Beat The Patriots

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Looking for the latest Rick Stanzi depth chart news, I found this little gem at Arrowhead Addict, scenarios in which KC sneaks out of Beantown with a win tonight:

4. Stanzi Runs For Freedom

At halftime things get tense in the KC locker room when Thomas Jones demands to be told why he has been demoted to water boy. Todd Haley tells Jones he will “only talk about players on the depth chart.” Jones freaks out and in a fit of locker room leadership, throws a giant metal therapy tub across the room. The tub nearly hits WR Jon Baldwin in the head but after pervious locker room experiences with Jones, Baldwin is ready for it. He ducks and the tub slams into Tyler Palko’s face, knocking the scrunchy right out of his hair.

With Palko out cold, Ricky Stanzi is forced to take over as the team’s starting QB.

The Chiefs get the ball to start the second half. In the huddle, Steve Breaston tells Stranzi that before the game, he heard the Patriots mascot, who is standing behind the opposite endzone, bad mouthing the United States of America.

On the next play, Stanzi takes off on a QB scramble straight through the heart of the Patriots defensive line. After crossing the goal line for a TD, Stanzi screams “love it or leave it” before clothes-lining the mascot and delivering a Hulk Hogan leg drop.

Todd Haley tells Carthon that Stanzi is “becoming a good player.”

Kansas City 21, New England 14

I hope they get Ricky in sooner or later, but I also hope the KC line doesn't get him killed.