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Iowa 31, Purdue 21: Take That, OMHR

Apologies in advance for the brevity and/or incoherence contained herein.  It was a very exhausting (albeit incredibly enjoyable) weekend and I'm still trying to get caught up on everything.  Actually getting eight hours of sleep last night was quite exciting, though.

A winner is... us?  Just call us the Legion of Doom 'cause we are road warriors, amirite?  Well, maybe not, but for the first time in over a year (no, we're not counting the Insight Bowl because a neutral site game in front of 25K Iowa fans is not exactly a "hostile environment"*) Iowa was victorious in a road football game.  Which was nice.  It certainly wasn't the cleanest win Iowa's ever recorded and it could -- and probably should -- have been much more lopsided than it was, but let's not take this gift horse to the glue factory already.  It got the road losing streak monkey off our back and compared to previous road meltdowns this season (and last year), Iowa didn't exactly play particularly poorly -- just not as well as they could/should have.  Iowa seemed to be clearly the better team on Saturday and only a few self-inflicted wounds (dropping a wide-open touchdown catch in the end zone, fumbling a hand-off inside the Purdue 5-yard line, etc.) kept it from being a more decisive Iowa win.

* Granted, RossWB Stadium was not exactly the most hostile environment, either, unless you happen to be easily terrified by huge swaths of empty seats and/or random train noises, but hey. 

Defend, ye Hawkeyes, defend.  It seems weird to praise the defense after a performance in which Iowa fans were (again!) watching a fourth quarter collapse, but on the whole they played one of their best games of the season.  They held Purdue to 282 yards, the lowest total yardage any team has recorded against the Iowa defense this season.  They forced five punts and three turnovers (the game-clinching touchback was caused at least in part by Micah Hyde ripping at the ball) and had nine tackles for loss, which I'm almost positive is a season-best for Iowa.  Hell, for perhaps the first time all year the Iowa defensive actually looked disruptive and dangerous: Mike Daniels (8 tackles, 4 TFL, 2 sacks) and Broderick Binns (7 tackles, 1 TFL, 1 sack) had their way out there for much of the game.  The secondary also had a decent day after last week's torch job against Michigan State, with Shaun Prater and B.J. Lowery each recording a sack and Tanner Miller snaring two interceptions.  It was disappointing that they gave up a fairly easy touchdown in the fourth quarter and then couldn't get a crucial stop when Purdue was driving to cut the lead to 3 points, but for the most part this was a very fine day at the office for the Iowa defense.

Star-divide

About the offense.  In terms of road performances, it was also an above-average outing for the Iowa offense, which racked up over 400 yards of offense and 31 points* and looked far more in command than they had in prior away games.  Granted, they certianly weren't perfect -- Vandenberg missed a few open receivers, McNutt had a few inexplicable drops, and Coker missed a few good running lanes, to name a few miscues -- but overall this was definitely a stronger performance from the Iowa offense than we'd seen in most recent road games.  Coker and McNutt were as reliably studly as we've come to expect from them in most games this season, but the most pleasant surprise was Vandenberg, who looked far more composed and confident this week than he had in some prior road trips.  The offense's red zone efficiency was again concerning -- after scoring on 26/27 red zone trips in the first seven games, they've hit on just 12/18 trips in their last four games.  Red zone mistakes were a direct cause for their ghastly loss to Minnesota three weeks ago and on another day, their mistakes yesterday -- McNutt's dropped touchdown catch, Meyer's shanked field goal, McCall's** fumble -- could have proved just as costly. 

* FUN FACT: Iowa improved to 56-5 under Ferentz when the offense scores at least 30 points. 

** As far as burning his redshirt goes, I still can't work up that much angst over it (for now).  Fifth-year senior running backs at Iowa happen about as often as Halley's comet, so worrying about whether or not he might be available for the 2015 season seems slightly absurd.  I do hope his (very ill-timed) fumble doesn't relegate him to the bench for the two remaining games this year, though, because that really would be a waste.

The wrong kind of special.  Special teams were very strange on Saturday and mostly bad, but they were bailed out by the fact that Purdue's special teams were also pretty bad.  Mike Meyer missed a 34-yard field goal and had a few painfully short kickoffs, but Purdue responded by fumbling a kickoff and engaging in one of the weirdest fake punt/rugby-style punts I've ever seen... which wound up getting blocked.  Let's just call it a wash and be thankful that the game wasn't decided by special teams.

We came, we saw, we conquered OMHR.  Finally, I'd be remiss in not mentioning that the BHGP roadtrip to the game was an absolute blast.  Kyle did a fantastic job in organizing it and hanging out with so many of you miscreants and ne'er-do-wells was great fun, particularly since we essentially had the run of a good chunk of one end zone.  I can't remember everyone I met (between exhaustion and inebriation this weekend is an absolute blur), but it was great to put faces to names for folks like Give Eddie a Beer, three and out the kok story, sailorjerry, IPeeBlackAndGold, The Final Gun, BoilerHawk, recovering frat guy, OhioHawk, Lukateake and many others.  (Again, if I forgot to mention you, it's nothing personal whatsoever -- my brain is just fried.)  "Boiler Up!" to you all -- we'll definitely have to do it again sometime.  

Poll
Who was Iowa's man of the match against Purdue?
Marcus Coker (30 carries, 139 yards, 1 TD)
56 votes
Marvin McNutt (9 catches, 151 yards, 2 TD)
455 votes
James Vandenberg (22/32, 273 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT)
136 votes
Mike Daniels (8 tackles, 4 TFL, 2 sacks)
220 votes
Broderick Binns (7 tackles, 1 TFL, 1 sack
27 votes
Other (to the comments, yo)
8 votes

902 votes | Poll has closed

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One good thing about Meyer

if you want to call it a “positive” is that even when he misses, he’s generally not missing by much. What was this, his third doink off the upright? Fourth?
And you are absolutely right about McCall, I don’t mind burning the redshirt if, and this is a big if, they let him play this week and the bowl game.

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 21, 2011 11:34 AM CST reply actions  

I cut him a break...

After BTN’s very scientific examination of Ross-AIDS stadium cross-wind situation.

Ma'am, you're dealing here with a fully qualified male strumpet. I service the entire Quad Cities area: Moline, Rock Island, Davenport and Bettendorf. Why don't you give it a whirl? What have you got to lose? - Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute

by tigerhawk00 on Nov 21, 2011 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Hey!

You’re going to make people think I’m an infectious disease with talk like that.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Nov 21, 2011 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Actually

I secretly hope you were the inventor of Ross’ Magic Mountain which has claimed the lives of numerous Quad Citians by means of myocardial infarctions.

Ma'am, you're dealing here with a fully qualified male strumpet. I service the entire Quad Cities area: Moline, Rock Island, Davenport and Bettendorf. Why don't you give it a whirl? What have you got to lose? - Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute

by tigerhawk00 on Nov 21, 2011 11:53 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah,

but oh so worth it.

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Nov 21, 2011 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I wish.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Nov 21, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

oh no

A mention of the Magic Mountain. So much pain in remembrance of that mistake.

They say you're a pitcher, you're sure not much of a dresser. We wear caps and sleeves on this level, son.

by isHawkeye on Nov 21, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, many of us have volcano'd at 2 am after...

oh, you were talking about food?

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 21, 2011 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Ross' - unhealthy in so many ways

Went there post-bars one night and there was a girl at the table behind us who threw up onto her plate and then passed out in it. Entire table full of her friens just let her sit that way until they finished up. My wife (fiance at the time) was in the bathroom and there was a girl crying in the stall. My wife, thinking the girl was just really wasted, said something like ’It’s okay, honey. We’ve all been there.’ To which the girl replies, ’You’re dad killed himself too?’ WTF?!?!

I heard they’re tearing that landmark down though. Sober me won’t miss it…

by IABizDrakeLaw on Nov 22, 2011 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I've seen my fair share of craziness at Ross'

A drunk guy threatened to stab a waitress there because she wouldn’t give him a discount. Several larger, drunker patrons escorted the man out by his shoes.

Ah, the Quad Cities. How I miss you.

Ma'am, you're dealing here with a fully qualified male strumpet. I service the entire Quad Cities area: Moline, Rock Island, Davenport and Bettendorf. Why don't you give it a whirl? What have you got to lose? - Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute

by tigerhawk00 on Nov 22, 2011 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

This seems as good a place to rant as any.

On OMHR keystone kops fake rugby punt block recovery. That moron was waaaay past the line of scrimmage, right? That whole sequence was so incredibly fucked up, including poor McCall’s fumble 2 plays later, but how could the officials just throw up their hands with an, oh well? I know we complain about the refs a little too much, but the B1G refs are extremely awful.

by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2011 11:37 AM CST reply actions  

Maybe? I still haven't seen a good replay of it.

All I know is that that was one phenomenally weird play.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Nov 21, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was holding my head like "WTF just happened?!"

as I told everyone who would listen that they will NEVER see a blocked rugby kick like that ever again.

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 21, 2011 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Except

the exact same thing happened against Michigan in … 2003? I think it was. Lloyd Carr was messing around with the rugby punt formation and rolling out his punter. Iowa blocked one of those then.

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields

by rockyh on Nov 22, 2011 1:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Okay, yeah. Similar.

But the block on Saturday was just… the split decision to kick it, and the reaction and… it just…
/speechless

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 22, 2011 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

It wasn't just a weird play

it was a hilarious play. Ross can confirm, after that play our little section was divided almost evenly between cheers and delirious laughter. Had our euphoria not been ruined by a horrendous fumble a few plays later, I would say that could have been the high point of my day.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Nov 22, 2011 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

There was much LAWL-ing, yes.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Nov 22, 2011 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I said the exact thing as the caption

That play pretty much summed up the game in a nutshell. I also have to agree with txhawkeye. He was AT LEAST 2-3 yards past the line of scrimmage when he punted. Is that even legal? If not, that should’ve been a penalty and they should’ve gotten another try. Then again, maybe they didn’t deserve another try for calling such a laughably bad play. Wasn’t the fake to the short side of the field?

by mikjones24 on Nov 21, 2011 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

The only explanation I can think of

Is that the officiating crew asked KF if he wanted to bother with the penalties or just take the ball. Why go through the bother of announcing the infractions if they are just going to be declined? It seems so much more efficient this way, allowing more time for Marve’s Dad Coverage.

"Sometimes the truth gets in the way of a good story" - KF

by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 21, 2011 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I think

the penalty would have been declined, and the ball placed essentially where it was. Not calling him past the line was wrong, but I agree that they probably just said screw it, take the ball where it is.

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 21, 2011 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree that would have been the result

But we’ve seen these refs in action. I can’t believe they are capable of sorting that play out in a few seconds.

by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2011 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

My thoughts on the play...

Danny Hope, in his brilliance, heard that Les Miles implemented an option for his punter to run if there was a lane to get it and decided to do the same. Wiggs thought he saw it, but Iowa ST will not be fooled on fake punts anymore.

"...take it to Hamsterdam."

by BoilerHawk on Nov 21, 2011 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

...
but Iowa ST will not be fooled on fake punts anymore.

Oh, how I wish this was true.

Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

by Ill Jukes on Nov 21, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Well they did see a lot more ready for the fake punt this time

Instead of a picture with a bunch of defenders running the opposite direction while the punter runs with the ball ala Wisconsin last year.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Nov 21, 2011 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Definitely agree.

Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

by Ill Jukes on Nov 21, 2011 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

He means Iowa State.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 21, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

FWIW

On the replay during the game it looks like most of him (OMHR punter) his behind the line of scrimmage. Watching it live I thought the same thing, but in reality it was pretty close. At least from the one replay I remember seeing. Actually I was wondering if there is a rule against punting past the line of scrimmage anyway?

by actifed on Nov 21, 2011 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Should have called a penalty

Clearly was beyond the line of scrimmage. I think the penalty is 15 yards/repeat down. But Iowa would have declined it, so the result of the play was the same.

I think the refs just missed it. Doubt that there is an “ah, screw it, the result is the same” option for officials (although, there may be in the PAC ? conference.)

"Beware... there are mine fields out there. Most of them are inert. However, some of them are ert."

by pahawkfan on Nov 21, 2011 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Kick made when entire body beyond LOS causes play to become dead. Is enforced 5 yards from previous spot & LOSS OF DOWN

http://www.spczebras.org/football/training/Batting%20and%20Illegal%20Kicking%20the%20Ball.pdf

So we would’ve been a couple yards closer I think? I forget where it was recovered in relation to the line of scrimmage. Or maybe we shouldn’t have had a choice to decline if they called the illegal kick, because the play is supposed to be blown dead? I was wondering. The announcers had no clue what was going on either.

by DJK's bongwater on Nov 21, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

The whole game sounded like a blunder

on the part of the officials.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Nov 21, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

They had one good call...

Nailing Marve on that touchback was a fantastic call. FANTASTIC.

Ma'am, you're dealing here with a fully qualified male strumpet. I service the entire Quad Cities area: Moline, Rock Island, Davenport and Bettendorf. Why don't you give it a whirl? What have you got to lose? - Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute

by tigerhawk00 on Nov 21, 2011 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

The Purdue broadcast team totally botched the play-by-play on that call.

They made it sound like it came out of nowhere and that the officials were crazy. A fitting end to a terrible broadcast.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Nov 21, 2011 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

But.... but...

They have an astronaut… and they do stuff with like cars and machines… everything there must be supreme!!!

Ma'am, you're dealing here with a fully qualified male strumpet. I service the entire Quad Cities area: Moline, Rock Island, Davenport and Bettendorf. Why don't you give it a whirl? What have you got to lose? - Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute

by tigerhawk00 on Nov 21, 2011 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I was yelling at the TV the whole time it was being reviewed

“It should be Iowa ball at the 20!” The only reason I was yelling was because I was sure that they would rule it a Purdue TD. I was SHOCKED when they actually got it right.

Every word that ends in -oma is cancer. What does that tell you about Oklahoma?

by TEXaco on Nov 21, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS! (Sorry to yell.)

Yeah. I thought it was a TD, but on the first replay I started jumping around and yelling “THAT’S IOWA BALL! TOUCHBACK! THEY’LL NEVER CALL THIS RIGHT! THEY’LL GIVE IT TO PURDUE ON THE ONE IF NOTHING ELSE! BUT IT WAS A FUCKING TOUCHBACK!!!”
Then they called it right and I calmly said “THANK FUCKING GOD!

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 21, 2011 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

The Hawkeye fans at the table next to me at the bar were baffled by this call too.

“Shouldn’t it be their ball at the 1/2 yard line?”

For the record, I was calling for the touchback, even though the BTN announcers forgot that rule.

by DJK's bongwater on Nov 21, 2011 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

but great call on next play

and it gave me a new exit strategy this Thursday…“and with that punch, I’ll now excuse myself from the Thanksgiving table”

Private Joker, he's silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts and guts is enough. Now you ladies carry on!

by privatejoker on Nov 21, 2011 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely.

The “punch” with my family Thanksgiving is politics (just like this website!) I don’t want to get banhammered from either so we never bring them up.

"...take it to Hamsterdam."

by BoilerHawk on Nov 21, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

That move will come to be known as...

“Pulling a Paterno.” Sneak away in hopes you don’t get hit by the shit train.

Ma'am, you're dealing here with a fully qualified male strumpet. I service the entire Quad Cities area: Moline, Rock Island, Davenport and Bettendorf. Why don't you give it a whirl? What have you got to lose? - Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute

by tigerhawk00 on Nov 21, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Fine.

We’ll call it the Gary Glitter then. Always need to have your way, don’t you?

Ma'am, you're dealing here with a fully qualified male strumpet. I service the entire Quad Cities area: Moline, Rock Island, Davenport and Bettendorf. Why don't you give it a whirl? What have you got to lose? - Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute

by tigerhawk00 on Nov 21, 2011 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm enjoying thinking about

how many readers are Google-ing “Gary Glitter” right now.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Nov 22, 2011 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Hey!

I know who Gary Glitter is.

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields

by rockyh on Nov 22, 2011 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Cute.

Like an Asian kid.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Nov 22, 2011 5:42 AM CST up reply actions  

But hilarious.

Very. Very hilarious.

Ma'am, you're dealing here with a fully qualified male strumpet. I service the entire Quad Cities area: Moline, Rock Island, Davenport and Bettendorf. Why don't you give it a whirl? What have you got to lose? - Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute

by tigerhawk00 on Nov 22, 2011 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Can anyone post a video?

I missed the punch…but Dolph and Eddie sure went off on the guy.

by HerkHogan on Nov 21, 2011 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was so happy with the touchback call that I didn't see the punch.

I saw a guy who was being a bit more physical that everyone else on the field, and Reiff looked like he was gonna spit his victory dip at the guy.
Then I heard the “call” and was like “The fuck did he just say!??”
Didn’t realize he’d thrown a punch until much much later.

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 21, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

The "yeah" was intended to mean "video please."

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 21, 2011 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Someone else will get you the video

He really threw 2. The first one was harmless and kind of sad, but then he followed up with another a good few seconds later. The slow mo of that one drew an IMMEDIATE flag from the ref. Son, you excuse yourself.

by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

There wasn't much to it.

Someone pushed Tobin, Coker stepped up and pushed Tobin’s pusher. Then, Boilermaker Who Excused Himself (BWEH) tried pushing Gettis. It looked like he either pushed him, or punched him in the arm. Gettis then laughed and BWEH threw a punch at Gettis’ facemask, resulting in an even bigger smile from Gettis and the ejection. It was incredibly minor.

by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

But we hate them so

THIS WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN!
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"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 21, 2011 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it the same rule for kickers as for QBs?

Where they’re not over the LOS until every part of them is over the LOS. Could we decline the penalty in that situation? I would think so.

by The Final Gun on Nov 21, 2011 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

You guys are missing the larger story of that punt

For the first time in recent history, an opponent tried a trick play / fake punt thing on Iowa, and Iowa stopped it! And they didn’t just sniff it out and force the punt, they blocked it and got great field position.

That they squandered. And Kirk said “Well, we tried something different and it didn’t work. So get rid of that page, Ken.”

But it’s a start.

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Nov 21, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, on this note...

When Purdue scored with about 12 minutes left in the game and I thought FOR SURE that they would do a fake kickoff/onside kick, especially after I saw Iowa lining up in their return formation. Thankfully, Danny Hope is stupider than Ferentz is conservative.

"...take it to Hamsterdam."

by BoilerHawk on Nov 21, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

ME TOO.

I was floored that they didn’t.


"Pursue happiness... with diligence."

by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2011 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

The playbook is going to be missing a few pages after this one.
And Kirk said "Well, we tried something different and it didn’t work. So get rid of that page, Ken."

The other one we’ll never see again is when Vandy dropped back to pass when it was 1st and 10 from our own 1 yard line and he fumbled for an OMHR TD. Whenever we’re backed up in our end zone, forget about ever seeing any other play calls than Run left into line, Run right into line, Run middle into line, punt.

Oh, did anyone else see that the official stat sheet had us punting on 3rd down? Punting is WINNING!

BOOM 4-3 cover 2! Deal with that!

by 99playsNAblitzaint1 on Nov 21, 2011 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I OK with running out of the end zone

I still have visions of Stanzi lying on the ground.

The caveat here is “when the game is going pretty well and we don’t actually need to take chances to win”.

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Nov 21, 2011 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Everything depends on situation and context

Calling a quick-hit pass play (like a slant) on the 3 or 4 yard line? Great play. Calling a slow-developing, deep pass play where VDB takes a 7-step drop from the 1 yard line? Fucking retarded.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 21, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh my good god. I didn’t object to the IDEA of a throw so much, but what KOK apparently called? The autisms must have kicked into turbo for that one.

by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2011 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Wasn't it a PA pass?

A quick slant is still an option, but PA is stupid when the QB has to rollout in their own endzone.

by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Which is why it totally would have worked if it hadn't have not worked.

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 21, 2011 1:41 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes

At least 4 Iowa defenders were on their feet ready to scoop that ball and run in for a TD. Sleeper seems to come out of nowhere to screw that up.

Granted – he’s making sure Iowa secures the ball, but there was no chance Purdue was gonna mess this thing up. Worst case scenario, had a Purdue player gotten to the ball, it would have been Iowa ball anyway, turned over on downs.

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 21, 2011 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I watched the replay for this very reason

and it was much closer than you’d think. I’m not sure what exactly the rule is, but at the most he was one yard past the line of scrimmage. It even could be argued he was standing on the line.

Thus why I’m not sure if he has to be completely over it etc.

They say you're a pitcher, you're sure not much of a dresser. We wear caps and sleeves on this level, son.

by isHawkeye on Nov 21, 2011 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Was that actually a called play or did the Purdue punter just fuck up?

All I can think is they saw our special teams breakdowns that we’ve been vulnerable to for well, over a FUCKING YEAR now, and thought they’d try something cute but it was Clusterfuck 101 from the get go…

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by The Bird Cult on Nov 21, 2011 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

The funny thing is

that Purdue is one of the only football programs that has a designated ST teams coach (not just a coach who coaches something else primarily and helps out with special teams). So, it was just odd.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Nov 21, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

And, coming into the game

they had the #2 overall special teams in the country

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 21, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Purdue is just schizo

They beat tOSU (of course PSU just did the same thing – if tOSU could actually pass decently this year it would be a different story), got great special teams, but just brainfarted, I think after their big win last week….

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by The Bird Cult on Nov 21, 2011 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I think the consensus during the game threads

(which means absolutely nothing, I know) was that it looked like he took off running right away, and went to kick when it became clear he wasn’t going to make the marker. I would tend to believe that’s what was called. I have a hard time believing any college kicker has the approval to make that sort of call on his own.

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by chitownhawkeye on Nov 21, 2011 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Blocking clearly indicated "fake"

As soon as they snapped it I yelled “fake” (in my living room) b/c every player blocked left (away from where the “play” went). I think it was a called fake, and an incredibly bold call. Frankly, in prior games our coverage would have been 5 yards down field giving their blockers a great chance of sealing the edge. We lined up in actual fake coverage this game, something we — famously — haven’t done in the past. And that blew the play up and made OMHR look stupid. But it was a pretty good gamble given our prior history in slowing down fake punts. I was worried he would get around the edge until it became laughably obvious he wouldn’t.

Terrifyingly, it lookied like the punt was going to get through when he started to kick it. It was almost worst of all worlds for us (fake coverage, long bouncing punt). Glad it worked out as well as it did, it oculd have been a play of the game in the other direction.

As for the LOS issue? The linesman stands on LOS, punter looked behind the Linesman when he kicked. LM may have moved, but at the instant of the punt he was standing still and watching the play: I have to assume he had a general idea of where the LOS was and would have called a penalty if the play had crossed. Looked like a good call to me.

by indyhawk on Nov 21, 2011 5:30 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Many good points here.

I especially appreciate the recognition of the fact that we weren’t faked on a punt.

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-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

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-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 21, 2011 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually with rugby-style punters a lot of coaches will let them take off if they see a lane

The Space Emperor (of space) used to do it all the time at Michigan with great success.

by NorseHawk on Nov 21, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I also voted "Other"

To nominate the BTN production team for letting me see Marve’s father and what I assume was his brother wearing Marve’s Miami jersey, for about a full quarter, including split screen for 10 minutes. Hey look!! The BTN technology is advanced enough to do split screen.

by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2011 11:41 AM CST reply actions  

as was mentioned in the open thread

Where the hell is Vandy’s mom? I just can’t understand why she hasn’t been featured yet.

"Sometimes the truth gets in the way of a good story" - KF

by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 21, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I am choosing to believe

that Mom and Dan-denburg have told the tv crews to leave them the fuck alone. If that were my son, I wouldn’t want all my reactions (much less my language) to be broadcast.

by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2011 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Or Familyattorneydenberg.


"Pursue happiness... with diligence."

by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2011 11:52 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

They threatened to let loose

the Hitmandenberg.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Nov 21, 2011 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought Dad was Orthopod-denburg?

by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2011 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

ERDOCTENBERG you mean.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars...

by hkobb7 on Nov 21, 2011 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

O.R. they?

/wait
//re-watches Rushmore

Shit, I messed up the punchline. Carry on.
/makes exit to extroverted introspective soundtrack

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-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 21, 2011 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I LOLDenberg.

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields

by rockyh on Nov 22, 2011 1:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Driving north from Austin, TX, forced the lady and I

to listen to the game broadcast on XM. Ye be warned; the Purdue broadcast team is pretty much awful. Fitting, since it’s ya know… Purdue.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Nov 21, 2011 11:42 AM CST reply actions  

Dude.

I’m terrified of random train noises.

So scary.

"Woop woop." - Waylon Jennings

by ReadingRambler on Nov 21, 2011 11:45 AM CST reply actions  

BTN was broadcasting in Dolby Digital

And the train noises kept sounding like they were coming from behind me. It was startling at least.

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by tigerhawk00 on Nov 21, 2011 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes, this

There’s a train track close to my house (less than 100 yards away), but it’s not that bad because they’re not supposed to use whistles since it’s a residential neighborhood. So, when I first started hearing the train noises I was pissed that the trains on the track were using the whistles. Then I figured it out.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Nov 21, 2011 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Hate to interrupt the

Marvin Love Fest already in progress, but how do you not give the vote this week to James?

He overcame his tendency to channel Jake Christiansen whenever wearing a white jersey, and but for a few drops would’ve had “sick” stats as opposed to just “very very good.”

Given that on at least one occasion the wind blew a kicked ball right back to the punter, I’d say this was a fine outing for Mr. VdB.

by Roosevelt on Nov 21, 2011 12:03 PM CST reply actions  

It was a tough choice this week

His play shone through and you’re right – his numbers would’ve been “sick” were it not for a few drops. Even during the second quarter when all was definitely NOT well, he kept his cool, which was a nice development from his past road outings (Penn State, the deer-in-the-headlights look we saw at times with Minnesota). He did a nice job of shaking off the fumble in the end zone and leading a TD drive right before halftime.

That said, I went with Daniels. He was an animal all day. 4 TFL and 2 sacks is impressive. The entire defensive line could’ve been included in the vote.

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Nov 21, 2011 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Drops were bad

but there were a number of passes that he got away with, including a should-have-been-pick-6. Also, the Marvin juggling catch was thrown behind him (as was the missed McNutt catch for a TD in the first half).

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 21, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh he definitely had some bad throws, no denying it

The McNutt drop wasn’t a great throw (low and a little behind; if he hits Marvin in stride, I’d guess it’s caught), and right after that, he had KMM open for a first down but again delivered the ball early/low. I guess it was technically a drop, but it wasn’t all on KMM – the ball was thrown at KMM’s ankles.

The second McNutt TD wasn’t a great throw either, though I’ll give VDB props for sticking in there on a blitz. He usually turtles in those situations.

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Nov 21, 2011 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I give James a pass

on the 2nd McNutt td, he took a bell of a hit as he released that pass. Kudos to him for sticking with it, definitely paid off for him.

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-Kirk Ferentz

by KF Bubblegum on Nov 21, 2011 10:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I went with Daniels as well.

I almost said other and went with the whole DLine, because they were all in the backfield a lot.

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by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 21, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Random Crap

So were the soccer jerseys bright yellow? If so, I think y’all ended up on TV for a few seconds during the first Iowa drive.

Sometime in the third quarter the annoucers said “In West Laffayette, they say go ugly early. Well, they waiting until the third quarter to go ugly today.”. Which I found absolutely hilarious since I’ve never heard that phrase applied to a football game.

My girlfriend is not a college football fan, but she realizes she will either watch Iowa games or be in a different room. Anyway, when McNutt scored his first TD and they sayd “Touchdown Marvin McNutt”, she chimed right in with, “Hey, he broke his own record again!” Also when when Stanzi was getting some preseason action she recognized him. So, she’s learning.

For all it’s goofiness, this was a fun game to watch overall.

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by Flakbait on Nov 21, 2011 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, the soccer jerseys were bright yellow.

Very snazzy indeed.

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by RossWB on Nov 21, 2011 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll have to look at my picture I took from the North endzone aimed at the South Endzone to see if I can spot the obnoxious yellow jerseys.

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by Yabbs on Nov 21, 2011 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

as mentioned, it was a really windy day

windchill put it well below the comfortable point for wearing just one thing layer and plenty of us just kept coats on. There were two big groups of hawk fans in the end zone, we were right behind the band.

by sailorjerry on Nov 21, 2011 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait, so you guys were next to us and I didn't even realize?

damnit.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Nov 22, 2011 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I went back and forth between wearing my coat and showing off my jersey.

They’ll definitely be making an appearance at next year’s BHGP game (hopefully in much warmer weather).

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Nov 22, 2011 12:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Went with Daniels

By far his best performance of the year and probably the 2nd best of the defense as a whole. They really kept that Purdue zone read game in check, and were able to consistently generate pressure.

Vandy also would have been a good pick. He really only had a couple bad misses, the other incompletions were dropped (which has been a problem all year and makes his numbers on the season that much more impressive).

McNutt rules, but he seemed a little off (which is hilarious to say about a guy who wound up with 150 yards but here we are). In general people harp too much on his drops, but that one in the endzone was huge. Take out that and the fumble and we completely bury Purdue in the first half and I don’t need to spend yet another 4th quarter having a heart attack. Even his long TD wound up being way more difficult than it needed to be.

by NorseHawk on Nov 21, 2011 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah.
Take out that and the fumble and we completely bury Purdue in the first half

I agree, although it’s hard to see Iowa converting both of those chances. If McNutt catches that TD (or Iowa scores a TD some other way on that drive), we kick off and the next Purdue drive starts around the Purdue 30 or so. Instead, we end up missing a FG, the next Purdue drive goes nowhere, and it ends with that ridiculously weird punt that gets blocked and sets up Iowa inside the Purdue 10-yard line (where we promptly fumbled two plays later). I think we definitely should have scored on ONE of those two occasions, but not both if only because if we score on the first one the second one probably doesn’t even happen.

Agreed, though, that McNutt’s drop in the endzone was really bad. Bad time to lose focus.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Nov 21, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Pass was both low and behind him

still should have had it, but it is what it is.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 21, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

McNutt's had at least two bad drops in each of the last 3 games

He makes up for it later, but that film will ding his draft status, no?

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by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 21, 2011 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Ironically

most of his drops are of the amazingly simply catch variety. He makes the easy look impossible and the impossible mundane.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 21, 2011 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Waiting for him to make a catch like this

Never seen anything like this this before. Too bad it didn’t count due to a penalty.

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by TEXaco on Nov 21, 2011 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

I feel like the similar Prothro catch from a few years back has been replayed like 900000000 times since it happened:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53imC4zojfc

by NorseHawk on Nov 21, 2011 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought his long TD......

was fantastic. JVB threw it with a guy right in his face who then laid him out. He threw it way behind Marvin. He reached back, tipped it a couple times, and then held on as he got hit hard and shed the tackler. His drop in the first half was really surprising, but I really liked this play.

by docted on Nov 21, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

He did get hit hard.

IIRC, shedding the tackler is a bit of a stretch in that the dude just went for the big hit and didn’t use his arms, at all. Where’ve we seen that before?

by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2011 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Bob Sanders?

They just don’t hit with their shoulder pads and wrap them up with their arms like they used to….is Bob partly to blame for that?

by docted on Nov 21, 2011 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

He's a gamer.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Nov 21, 2011 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

BHGP's Endzone Domination

I think we deserve at least some self-congratulatory pats on the back. Who knows what would have happened if not for our mocking “Boiler Up” chants.

I’m not wearing underwear…what if I pre my pants?

by three and out the kok story on Nov 21, 2011 12:26 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

The band took a bit of heckling too.

But really, playing the Star Wars Imperial March after a defensive stop on 1st down?? Makes no sense!

We got some dirty looks from the two dudes to my left, but screw them, they were sitting on their hands even when their team was in the game. And some lady behind us kept calling us the Cyclones, like it was the cleverest, meanest insult ever, even though it didn’t get a rise out of anyone. I wonder if anybody bothered to tell her the Cyclones knocked off OSU the other night.

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 21, 2011 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, and here's a free lesson:

If you’re bussing to a game in West Lafayette, DON’T LEAVE YOUR FUCKING TICKET IN YOUR CAR IN CHICAGO. If you do, they can help you out, but only at Mackey Arena, not Ross-Ade itself. Which isn’t much of a hike, unless you don’t totally know where you’re going, and take the long way around.

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 21, 2011 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Basically just the first TD drive. No biggie, and it's my own dumbass fault.

I really thought I would leave my ticket at home because I’m forgetful of obvious stuff like that (it was on my refrigerator since I printed it out a month or so ago), so I was proud I got it as far as I did. But then it got buried under my iPod, phone, bag o’ beer, and other random crap in my car, so I forgot it there. Shoulda been in my wallet or something.

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 21, 2011 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn, I hope you could work that out as easily as I did.

I almost made the same mistake as this time a few years ago when I made it to Lambeau. Much of Green Bay parking is in the residential area maybe a 1/2 mile or so from the stadium. I had mine and my buddies’ printed tickets in a file folder, but left the car without them, walked about 1/2 a block and realized “Aw, shit, the tickets!!” and had to sprint back to the car for them. One day I’ll realize tickets are rather important for gaining entry into sporting events.

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 21, 2011 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

If this bus thing happens again before I get my Pur-Derp degree, I’ll set you up with some better directions into town so your driver will have an easier time.

You can't spell "DERP" without Purdue!

by tiggerhawk on Nov 21, 2011 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Hail to the bus driver, bus driver man.

Isaac was the shit, except for the Wisconsin fan he drove past without running off the road, despite our requests.

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 21, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

I'm sure he wanted to...

…but knew he needed to keep his job.

You can't spell "DERP" without Purdue!

by tiggerhawk on Nov 21, 2011 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

He spits and he cusses and stinks up our busses

or as I call him… Grandpa.

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 21, 2011 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I left my ticket back in Iowa City, but BoilerHawk helped me remember that in time to print out a new ticket at the hotel.

Using their Internet cost 9 bucks, though, so I should have just saved the money and scalped tickets with Lukateake.

by The Final Gun on Nov 21, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

And $2.50 to sit in the Marve family section.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Nov 22, 2011 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

The two dudes there asked...

if we were “planning on standing the entire game” to which I replied, “You’re not?!?” Dear Mr. Tiggerhawk did a good job of keeping me from taunting them too much. And we were nice and moved away from our assigned seats in front of them so they could sit and be stoic.

They were really good sports I thought.

You can't spell "DERP" without Purdue!

by tiggerhawk on Nov 21, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

They did stay to the bitter end. More than can be said for lots of the Boiler fans.

And for the ones that didn’t show up, allowing for a Hawkeye invasion in the first place.

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 21, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed.

I thought about emailing the ticket office to send them a kind note of thanks for tolerating us, then I remember how forever long it took the ticket office to email me my tickets too.

You can't spell "DERP" without Purdue!

by tiggerhawk on Nov 21, 2011 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

FUCK!

My kids’ babysitter cancelled my recording so I wasn’t able to watch.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Nov 22, 2011 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, BTN definitely caught it at the very end of the game

Without knowing it was BHGPers, I suggested in the gamethread that someone add a bunch of trollfaces and make it a gif . . . . I’m still waiting.

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Nov 21, 2011 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Nov 22, 2011 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

That's a damn rec.

Wish I would have been there.

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 21, 2011 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Well..this could be fun...

SB Nation has Iowa projected to be going to the Gator Bowl against Florida Jan 2…

by FlyingDutchman1 on Nov 21, 2011 1:34 PM CST reply actions  

RANDOM TRIVIA NOTE

If this happens, it would move Florida ahead of Washington on our list of “Most Frequently Played Bowl Opponents.” Currently we’ve played both teams three times apiece in bowls.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Nov 21, 2011 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

It would be nice to beat the Ghost of Tebow and in the gator bowl no less.

by cush52 on Nov 21, 2011 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's be honest here...

This isn’t your typical Praying Tebow’s Florida squad this year..
 
Hell..they gave up over 400 yards in offense last week to FURMAN. Where the fuck is Furman University anyways?

by FlyingDutchman1 on Nov 21, 2011 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Aha!

Just answered my own question…Furman is in Greenville, SC—basically in the middle of BFE. I hear the theme for Deliverance is their fight song.

by FlyingDutchman1 on Nov 21, 2011 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Outside of the Tebow years has this team been all that good? Haven’t they been a slightly above .500 team since Spurrier left, except for the 4 years of Tebow.

by cush52 on Nov 21, 2011 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

That and the EDSBS hijinks.

by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2011 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

VENGEANCE!

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 21, 2011 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

No godddamned...

Conference USA refs better be anywhere near a Hawkeye bowl game ever again….

by FlyingDutchman1 on Nov 21, 2011 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

They are some of the most CONSISTENT

refs anywhere.

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Nov 21, 2011 2:03 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

The Florida coach.......

would think our kicker is our running back……..I love tradition in college football (Zooked)

by docted on Nov 21, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

And your Nebby two deeps are out...

No big surprise here…. McCall is no where to be found in the two-deep this week. Jason White is your backup RB for Friday.
 
http://thegazette.com/2011/11/21/your-nebraska-two-deeps/

by FlyingDutchman1 on Nov 21, 2011 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

Hasn't White been listed as RB2 all year, actually?

If Coker gets a break on Friday, I suspect we see either Johnson or McCall.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Nov 21, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

He's been the #2 back all season

It’ll be McCall or Johnson on Friday if Coker needs a break.

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Nov 21, 2011 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

No way..

That KF puts the ball back in McCall’s hands this season—not after that performance on Saturday at RossWB…

by FlyingDutchman1 on Nov 21, 2011 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe in as a blocker?

Just to get him on the field?

/dunno

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 21, 2011 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Performance?

I wouldn’t classify one run and a failure to properly accept a handoff as a performance.

I also see no reason to bench McCall for the year. He got excited to be playing again and made a silly mistake. He’ll be fine. I see no reason not to let him play this weekend and again in the bowl game.

by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he saw a huge gaping swathe of open field

with the endzone at the end of it, and got overexcited

“Holy smokes, this is going to be an easy touchdown… wait, where’s the ball?”

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields

by rockyh on Nov 22, 2011 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

that's a rec

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2011 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Freshman RB's who fumble the ball...

become DEAD to Ferentz. KF has never been crazy about putting froshs on the field unless its out of a necessity. Like I said, I doubt you see McCall touch the ball again this year.
 
I wonder which one of the coaches got tore a new asshole for burning that medical redshirt they had all ready to go for McCall. Lester Erb? KOK?

by FlyingDutchman1 on Nov 22, 2011 8:58 AM CST up reply actions  

If he doesn't play again this year

than there really is no defense of Ferentz playing him. I am concerned, though, that there might not be a “good” time to get him in versus Nebraska; that we’ll never be up by enough to use him. If I’m Ferentz, I go into this week’s game with the plan of using McCall on the third offensive series, for the full series. Show him you have faith in him and hope for the best.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2011 8:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Faith is one thing...

Trusting a player has good ball security is a whole other ball of wax.
 
Remember the 2009 season? Jewel Hampton blew out his ACL, Brinson was injured, Brad Rogers had the heart issue, so we were left with DAS PAKIBOMB as the starting RB for the opener that year.
 
In the course of the first quarter and a half, DAS PAKIBOMB fumbled twice, both times recovered by UNI. If memory serves me, both fumbles came in Iowa territory.
 
KF was naturally pissed, so out of necessity, he had turn to what he had left—enter in one Adam Robinson. A-Rob didn’t do great…63 yds on 15 carries..but he did what Paki was not able to: hold on to the ball.
 
The rest is history—ARob and Wegher went on to carry the the load and DAS PAKIBOMB didn’t see shit for carries the rest of the season.
 

by FlyingDutchman1 on Nov 22, 2011 9:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I voted for Binns.

I’m not even sure I can properly justify it, I just feel like he’s elevated his play to a tremendous level and has really lit a fire under the collective ass of the entire DL. He and McNutt are far and away the best players of the last few weeks.

by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

!!!
we’ll definitely have to do it again sometime.

I want to go next time!

and that's another Hawkeye first down... EHAWW!!

by HawkPocket on Nov 21, 2011 3:53 PM CST reply actions  

buttttttt

please!!!

and that's another Hawkeye first down... EHAWW!!

by HawkPocket on Nov 22, 2011 4:34 AM CST up reply actions  

This amused me

“Granted, they certianly weren’t perfect”

Done on purpose?

by MaroonedinMadtown on Nov 21, 2011 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

I still disagree about caring about the 5th year seniors.

Yeah, they’re rare at Iowa, but wouldn’t it be quite better if they weren’t? I would have liked a 5th-year senior RB on each of the past 3 teams (incl. this year).

meh

by tyger1147 on Nov 21, 2011 10:09 PM CST reply actions  

56-5 when they score 30

61/160=38%

KF teams at Iowa have scored 30 points or more in 38% of games. That works out to 4.6 games per year. I’m interested what that number was for Hayden and what it is around the conference. I’m guessing this is below average, but I have no real idea.

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by 6 seconds of hell on Nov 22, 2011 7:45 AM CST reply actions  

Iowa has been below average at scoring 30+ under KF, yeah.

This isn’t on a percentage basis, but…

Since 1999:
1) Wisconsin (83)
2) Michigan (80)
3) Ohio State (75)
4) Michigan State (74)
5) Minnesota (72)
6) Penn State (68)
7) Purdue (65)
8) Illinois (62)
9) Iowa (59)
10) Indiana (54)
11) Northwestern (48)
12) Nebraska (6) (counting just this year)

By comparison, during Hayden’s tenure (79-98)
1) Ohio State (111)
2) Michigan (96)
3) Iowa (88)
4) Michigan State (64)
5) Wisconsin (61)
6) Purdue (59)
7) Illinois (56)
7) Indiana (56)
9) Minnesota (52)
10) Penn State (44) (incl. 93-98 only)
11) Northwestern (29)

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by RossWB on Nov 22, 2011 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Hayden went 85-3 in those 88 games. His only losses were at Indiana in 1988, the Rose Bowl to Washington in 1990, and at Ohio State in 1995.

Hayden coached 238 games at Iowa, so 88/238=36.9%. Not that it matters, since Fry has 8 more years as coach than KF does right now.

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by Nickhawk08 on Nov 22, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Pretty similar percentages between HF and KF.

I think the biggest change is that there’s more scoring from the other teams in the league now.

And my favorite tidbit from doing that research was again being reminded of just how bad Northwestern was in the 80s and (most of) the 90s. They were comically inept.

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by RossWB on Nov 22, 2011 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

It was like watching a football version of pinball on a rigged machine

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding

Man, it was great to be a student in the 80s when jNW showed up. It was a fucking party because you knew the Hawks weren’t just going to win, it was going to be a slaughterfest. Northwestern was really, really (we are talking Duke football like) bad in the 80s. I suspect a good Texas high school team could have put 50 on them easily.

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by The Bird Cult on Nov 22, 2011 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for looking this stuff up Ross

There is an obvious difference in the style of football being played now vs. when Hayden was coaching. This reinforces the idea that Hayden really opened it up compared to KF.

Out of curiosity, where did you find this info?

But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Nov 22, 2011 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I checked the scores at cfbdatawarehouse.com

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by RossWB on Nov 22, 2011 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

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