The Takeaway: Michigan State
Sure, Iowa just lost to Michigan State, 37-21. But how much do we really know? What was so important about losing to Michigan State? What does it all mean, Basil? The Takeaway has the answer.
And that just happened. It's hard to take a whole lot away from a game where Iowa craps the bed on a grander scale than at any other point in the season. Sure, it was going to be a tall task to beat Michigan State, and I don't want to give the impression that the Spartans didn't earn the victory; clearly, they did. It's just... what's there to take from a game where Iowa's -3 in turnovers and all three had a major effect on the scoreboard? That the Hawkeyes shouldn't turn the ball over three times? Of course they shouldn't. That the Hawkeye defense needs to do a better job at keeping the opposing team out of the end zone with a short field? Clearly, yes, but good luck making demands like that, you know? The point is, the turnover margin was both Michigan State's best and Iowa's worst of the year, and every now and then, those games are going to happen.
Unless y'all want me to blame Ken O'Keefe for Jordan Bernstine fumbling the kickoff, anyway. We might be able to pull that argument off. Maybe.
Marvin McNutt is the best player on this team. No offense to Derrell Johnson-Koulianos (or as the Iowa athletic department thinks of him, "unidentified scholarship athlete"), but it's been since the days of TIm Dwight that the best Iowa player was a wideout. And unlike the Dwight era, Iowa is actually doing a phenomenal job of trying to get the ball in that superstar WR's hands as often as possible. After taking end-arounds in the previous two games -- normally a sure sign that Ferentz would abandon such high-risk nonsense -- McNutt actually got two such carries this week, taking both for high-reward gains, leading one to believe that Ferentz should be doing this 2-3 times a game. He also caught eight passes for 130 yards and a score, most notably an absurd one-handed grab for a first down in the second half. For exclusive video of McNutt's one-handed domination, check out this highlight reel. What? No? Okay, that video would have been funnier if Iowa would have won. Here's the correct highlight.
Fine, it's this one.
OK, it's really this one.
I've probably violated your trust to the point that you don't believe whatever I tell you the next video I'm about to link is, but I promise that this one really is the highlight.
Anyway, it's clearly en vogue -- and has been so for the last 10 years -- to criticize Ken O'Keefe for his conservative play-calling and inability to maximize the abilities of Iowa's playmakers to get the ball in the end zone. And yet, the two most productive wideouts in Iowa career history have just come in the last five years, having been Ken O'Keefe subjects the entire time. It's debatable whether you think DJK and McNutt were objectively better than Danan Hughes or Tim Dwight. If you think he wasn't, though, then consider DJK and McNutt's career numbers being better than both those other guys; if KOK's the offensive equivalent of Lenny from Of Mice and Men, what does that say about St. Hayden Fry and his prize WRs' inferior numbers? Hmmmmmmmmm?
If you run between the tackles on Iowa, congratulations; you win! One of the most striking contrasts between the loss at Minnesota and the win at Michigan was how Minnesota, for its objective talent disparity with Iowa across the board, just decided to run between the tackles and dare Iowa to stop it in the second half... and how Michigan refused to do the same. One look at the rushing stats and final scores of both games should tell you how Michigan's decision to get cute and slow with the running game worked out.
Fortunately for Michigan State (and quite unfortunately for us), the Spartans recognized that it's really not that hard to gouge Iowa up the middle, and as a result, MSU -- the worst rushing team in the Big Ten both overall in and conference play -- utterly owned Iowa at the point of attack and racked up its best rushing numbers since the Michigan game. And really, MSU's rushing stats (155 yards, 1 TD) would have been even worse, but Kirk Cousins decided to shred Iowa's secondary instead. C'est la vie when your defense le sucks, I guess.
BUT NOW THE HATRED. All analysis aside, it seems abundantly clear that Iowa was looking ahead to Purdue, who is Iowa's Most Hated Rival for ever and ever, according to Big Ten doctrine. Iowa must travel to West Lafayette with a key seventh win on the line this week, and Purdue would like nothing more than to not be in West Lafayette spoil iowa's chances. This is a trap game extraordinaire, and if Iowa just pulls a handwank and coasts into the game, it'll lose; just ask Ohio State, who made precisely that mistake this week and caught a 26-23 OT loss to show for it.
But Iowa won't let that happen; we hate Purdue too much. Always have, always will.
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Ya can kind of blame the coaches for a player fumbling the kickoff
i love Hyde and Burnside, but no way are they the best guys to be returning kickoffs and punts. Burnside isnt bad at it usually, but i would feel alot better with a wide receiver or running back taking those
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by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 14, 2011 10:14 AM CST reply actions
Burnside's ok,
but I think Campari would be a better option back there. Or Davids, maybe.
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by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2011 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
He runs like he's worried about fumbling his flask.

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by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 14, 2011 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
I often wonder who people want to replace
When they clamor for a special teams coach. I swore that I looked it up one time and there’s a maximum amount of coaches you can have on the sideline. Thus, we’d have to get rid of one. NOT SO EASY NOW IS IT?
Yes, Iowa is at max capacity for coaches.
Which is also why we don’t have a dedicated QB coach, something else people have been clamoring for for years.
The interesting thing is that Darrell Wilson was ST coach in 2002-2004, when our ST were actually, you know, good. So did he just forget how to coach STs over the last few years? I dunno.
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He had to take over all the LBs in 2008
Due to Norm’s health, I think. Norm handled the MLB, which is arguably the most important position in his D. Maybe he’s not able to spend the time he needs on ST.
Maybe its just a depth issue; ST is usually the first thing to go. Kirksey, Alvis, even Morris to a certain extent should probably be ST stars, not starters.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 14, 2011 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
That's true, re: taking over all the LB spots.
It would help a lot to get a DC who could handle one of the position units (or at least PART of a position unit if they want to do the MLB-OLB split again). (Not to mention the help it would be to have a DC who actually went out on the road and recruited.)
Depth doesn’t help, but that’s mainly an issue on the coverage teams. They were bad last year, but they’ve been better this year. I just wish we could find a K that could get touchbacks and a punt returner that was worth a damn. (DJK was a solid KR last year and I have no real bones against the job Bernstine’s done this year.) Oh, and if we could figure out how to block a kick again, that would be cool.
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Has Binns ever blocked a kick? Did he get on the FGs at the end of the 09 UNI game?
It would be hard to believe he’s never blocked a FG or XP with those go-go-gadget arms of his.
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I think he got the second one against UNI
But there are like 12 dudes who claim they were the one who blocked that kick so who knows
Mike Stoops
Norm’s been great, but he needs to think of his health and Iowa needs to consider his successor. Could you get a better fit than Stoops?
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It's not that we will have a dedicated special teams coach
it will be having one who doesn’t have special teams as his 3rd or 4th responsibility. Having Norm as the DC but not coaching any position specifically is hurting us. It means one of the other position coaches must focus on it, in addition to his primary responsibilities
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I don't think this is that big a deal
How many teams really have separate coaches for the inside and outside linebackers like we did when Norm was still acting as a position coach? That was an unusual set up.
Having separate ILB and OLB coaches is kind of weird.
But most special teams coaches do coach something else as well (Purdue was the only team I could find in the Big Ten with apparently a purely dedicated ST coach).
About half of the defensive coordinators in the Big Ten also coach a position. I don’t think that’s as big a deal as the not-recruiting aspect.
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Bernstein has been really good kick returns
He’s come very close to breaking one several times this year (including this game) and this was his only fumble, so it’s not like that’s been a huge problem or something. He’s one of the fastest guys on the team, and I can’t think of anyone I’d obviously rather have back there (Keenan Davis did it last year and was not better, and Canzeri has also been worse on his attempts this year).
Hyde needs to be taken off punt returns immediately, at least until he shows a willingness to actually CATCH THE FUCKING BALL JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
When Hyde has the ball and is running, it's impressive
The problem is that:
1) He never wants to catch the ball.
2) When he does, it’s a fair catch.
Oh Micah
On the one hand, he drives me crazy that he doesn’t catch the punts. But on the other hand, when he does try to catch the punts he scares the crap out of me because I don’t trust him to catch them.
What's the old adage
Safety’s and corners are WR’s that can’t catch? Even in the NFL you see them dropping stuff way more often than a good WR in the same position would.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
"no way are they the best guys to be returning kickoffs and punts"
The coaching staff clearly disagrees, and they’ve been watching these guys at practice all year.
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by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2011 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
Can high school kids return kicks?
http://rivals.yahoo.com/footballrecruiting/football/recruiting/player-Wes-Burnside-121856
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by Podolak Pimpin' on Nov 14, 2011 1:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Bernstine seems to me to be one of the better KR's Iowa's had in a few years
I’ve no idea what his return average is, but I’d guess it’s in the top third of the conference. On consecutive weeks he was a slight stumble away from housing kicks.
by The Mexican't on Nov 14, 2011 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
He's 4th in the B1G in KR yards and 6th in KR average.
He’s been pretty solid back there.
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Also, FUN FACTS
Hyde is not the worst punt returner in the Big Ten.
Dre Muhammad (IND) has returned 18 punts for all of 36 yards this year (Hyde is at 20 PR for 70 yards). And somehow Ryan Lankford (ILL) has returned 37 punts for THIRTY-THREE YARDs, a blistering 0.8 yards per return average. Holy hell.
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It's a good thing our hate of OMHR is strong
there’s no way the team won’t be fired up for the game this weekend. It’s not like it’s a made up rivalry with some stupid pig for a trophy. I mean, I can obviously see why they wouldn’t be excited about that. But this is real!
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by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2011 10:18 AM CST reply actions
Any truth to the rumor that Nutt McMarvin picked Iowa?

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by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 14, 2011 10:24 AM CST reply actions 9 recs
Jacobi, trolling BHGP commentators like its his job
if KOK’s the offensive equivalent of Lenny from Of Mice and Men, what does that say about St. Hayden Fry and his prize WRs’ inferior numbers? Hmmmmmmmmm?
also, all of those videos you linked were pretty fantastic.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 14, 2011 10:25 AM CST reply actions
Dwight should have had way bigger numbers
He was the best open-field runner in the country and he probably averaged 8 touches per game. It was criminal. I always wanted the QB (was it Sherman?) to just turn and fire it over to him whenever the DB was lined up more than five yards off of him.
Dwight's less-gaudy number also may reflect
that he played on the same team as several outstanding running backs.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 14, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions
True
But how is it that he only had 8 rushes his senior year? Fewer than 4 catches per game? The guy was a threat to score a touchdown every time he got the ball, and the offense gave him the ball 50 times the whole season.
How many times
was he a receiver on a play and completely covered? We don’t know, but we do know he was the kind of guy that gets special attention from a defense.
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Sure
But not all the time. I remember vividly that many times he’d line up on the outside with just a single cornerback eight yards away and nobody else even close to him. If you just sling it over to him, sometimes that DB will make the tackle, but if he doesn’t you have Tim Dwight in the open field.
Good offenses find ways to get the ball into the hands of their best players. Tavian Banks was a great player, but should he really have had the ball 230 more times than Tim Dwight in 1997?
Congratulations
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by Black&Gold.Forever on Nov 14, 2011 10:46 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
That's one of the links? Ooh, I like that one.
Will have to check it out when not on a work computer
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 14, 2011 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
While a lot of the praise for having WR that produce should go to the OC,
some of it has to be heaped upon Coach Campbell. The WR have been pretty consistently terrific since he arrived at Iowa, and I’d say we’re damn lucky to have him as an assistant coach and should do whatever it takes to keep him around.
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by The Nihilist on Nov 14, 2011 11:01 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
This is the truth
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2011 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Amen
KF gets too much credit and too much blame (from me included) that should be directed at the staff.
Coincidence that Hayden’s teams just weren’t as good after Snyder left?
Coincidence that the recent decline in defense matches the decline in Norm’s health?
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Coincidence that the recent decline in defense matches the decline in Norm’s health?
I really think this is currently more of a talent issue than a scheme issue.
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by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 14, 2011 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
Yes
But the talent issue can also be at least partly blamed on the decline in Norm’s health, since he doesn’t go on the road recruiting anymore.
How long has it been since he hasn't been "on the road?"
It seems like maybe the bigger drawback to his lack of mobility is not being able to chase down guys that are leaving campus.
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by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
So we should stop recruiting players who can run faster than a Rascal?
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Solution:
GET A BRO TO SOUP UP A RASCAL FOR NORM AND HAVE A COOLER ON THE BACK FOR MILLER LITE AND DR. PEPPER 10
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by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 14, 2011 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
THAT IDEA IS MANSOME. APPROVED!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Having watched awesomely bad horror movies on AMC for FearFest leading up to Halloween,
I hereby nominate The Silver Bullet. Players won’t have a chance.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Nov 14, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
In hindsight,
look at that 2009 recruiting class. Oh man, overall, that’s a stinker.
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by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 14, 2011 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
If that recruiting class was on the Oregon Trail, it would have died of dysentery by this point.
And the 2008 class isn’t much better.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh wow, you're right.
This would absolutely explain some things if this were, say, twenty-elevWAIT A MINUTE!
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by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 14, 2011 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah we had a great class in 07 and then two pretty down years
On the plus side, the ’10 and ’11 classes were pretty good and this current one is off to a decent start, so hopefully this current lull does not last too long, assuming we can find some decent d-ends soon.
I like the '10 and '11 classes, but they need to get up to speed in a hurry.
They’re only going to get sporadic help (at best) from the upperclassmen.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hey guys, don't worry, Damian Cooper is going to dominate next year.
Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
Is he related to Darian Cooper?
Because having TWO SuperCoopaTroopas on our defensive line next year sounds pretty awesome.
(kidding)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It could look better after next year
There’s a decent chance that MacMillan and Van Sloten are both starting on the o-line next year (well okay MacMillian is going to get hurt but he will be listed at the top of the depth chart for awhile!), and Boffeli should wind up with a starting spot somewhere before he’s done. There are a looooooot of guys in that class not one the team anymore though, holy shit.
As a Decorah native I want to see Van Sloten succeed
but we are talking about the same guy that was pancaked by Worthy on that blocked kick. Not a great start.
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by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
Remember when that 2009 class was a welcome return to our four-star form?
Those were the days.
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by Patrick Vint on Nov 14, 2011 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
With...2 of them?
It wasn’t a very well regarded class even at the time, and unfortunately that’s held true.
It was considered the best crop of in-state skill position players in a decade, and we got all of them.
Davis, Wegher, and Cotton were all greeted with open arms. And, yes, two four-star players was a return to form, as it was two more than the previous class had.
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by Patrick Vint on Nov 14, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
Cotton has done an amazing MIA job since arriving on campus
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
He actually played a few downs in the Minnesota game.
I was startled.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The previous year was a bad class too though
We got two very highly touted in-state kids and not much else. Cotton was considered a good prospect, but certainly not a great one. We were struggling to even get three stars that year, which is usually our bread and butter. It was not a well regarded class at all, nationally, outside of Davis and Wegher.
If only one of our four-star recruits hadn't been a headcase.
But, no, the bigger problem was that half of that class was 2* kids. 2* kids as season = hip hip hooray. 2* kids as the steak = hello, Pizza Pizza Bowls. And 7 (!) of those 2* kids aren’t even with the program any more. Barring the freak cases like Hyde, most of those guys won’t be ready until their RS JR/SR years anyway, so having them skip town within a year or two is an utter waste. Most of them are out-of-state guys (Matt Murphy is the only in-state 2* guy to bounce), which makes me wonder if we’re not better off sticking to mainly Iowa guys if we have to fill out a class with 2* kids. We know they’re a lot more likely to actually stick around and potentially develop into contributors.
(And I know you know this already. I’m just venting.)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
er, as seasoning, not season.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Might be onto something there, champ.
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by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 14, 2011 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
I was actually excited about the 2009 class
I don’t care about OL ratings, Ferentz can coach up somebody there. I thought we always had a deficit in getting good skill position players, especially on offense. And those were our highly-rated recruits that year. The lesson as always: I know nothing about recruiting and should just quit caring. (which I pretty do/did)
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 14, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
I don't have so much a complaint as I do an observation
Iowa clearly couldn’t get Coker started this weekend either(getting down big early doesn’t help). With that said, anyone think McCall could have seen the ball a couple of times? Maybe a screen pass or something on the outside because he’s a little speedier than Coker. Maybe he runs all over them and late in the game, Coker punishes the defense or the other way around? Just throwing it out there. Ferentz liked McCall early in the season to come in at the first sign of trouble and not now? I think he’s fully healthy, or is he still <100%?
White Horn Gold Pants
Most screens use pulling guards
these guards can’t block standing still.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 14, 2011 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
Scherff is brutal out there when asked to pull.
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by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
brutal for us or them
I do not notice o-line play as much as i should.
DRUNJIFORNICATION
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 14, 2011 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
For us
he’s turnstile. And he may be more competent than Tobin on the other side. For awhile I thought James Ferentz wasn’t playing very well this year, but I think he’s just reduced to guessing which of his guards is about to beat and jumping over there.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 14, 2011 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
I don't think Scherff and Tobin have both been out there at the same time too much, have they?
Gettis has manned the other spot (for good or ill) most of the year and Scherff and Tobin have mainly been rotating.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah Tobin has been rotating with Scherff and is equally terrible
He was a big part of the reason we struggled to run the ball early in the year. Gettis isn’t particularly great either but it’s not as bad.
Gettis is consistently average
Tobin has flashes, but is usually craptacular. Scherff is a wildcard, but not impressing. Especially if he is the “left tackle of the future”
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That's a scary thought
I like that he’s eager to try and win the spot next year – it’s the right attitude to have – but he’s had a rough couple weeks.
Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.
At least at LT he won't be asked to pull much - except on a screen pass
Scherff absolutely whiffs on the cut blocks every time.
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by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
Assume Reiff now stays in 2012, what would the OL look like?
Reiff, Scherff, Ferentz, MacMillan, Van Sloten?
Donnal and Tobin next men in? I gotta say, a lot of youth ready to step in on the line and it could be great.
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by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think Reiff will stay
but, for argument’s sake, assuming he does, I think it looks like this
LT: Reiff
LG: MacMillan (assuming he can get back to 100%)
C: Ferentz
RG: Blythe/Walsh
RT: Donnal/Scherff
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
This looks about right
I think they’re really high on Blythe and I’d be surprised if he’s not on the field fairly soon.
I am excited for the Blythe/Jaws era.
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 14, 2011 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
He's a hell of a forger.
Too bad he went blind.
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by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
Great film or Greatest film?
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by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
It's one of my favorites for sure.
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2011 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
If that had been made today, there would have been 3 sequels
“The Greatest Escape”, “Return to the Great Escape.”, and “The Great Escape IV: Monkey Island.”
Thank god that hasn’t happened. Yet.
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by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
And an origin story prequel
The First Escape: Snow Day
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by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2011 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
(Original Motion Picture Soundtrack by Linkin Park)
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2011 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
He was not.
He died while stationed in Germany in 1968 of medical complications related to an ulcer. After serving in Korea.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
That may be true in real life but in the movie
(that I watched maybe two weeks ago that I thought was what we were talking about, not real life) he was killed by the Germans when his character and The Scrounger landed the plane they had been flying.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 14, 2011 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
Yep. He dies.
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2011 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
I think you're missing Tobin, but otherwise that looks good.
He’s played too much to just get completely bumped out of the picture. Although if Nolan Mac gets healthy and Blythe/Walsh live up to the hype, there may not be room for him.
If Reiff leaves, I assume Donnal/Scherff move to LT and Van Sloten becomes one of the men in the picture at RT.
Other names to consider: Dan Heiar (they don’t recruit JUCO OL unless they see something they really like, epsecially OL seems like one of the few spots where depth isn’t a big problem for us) and Conor Boffeli (it will be his 4th year in the program, I think, and there’s been a little chatter about him before). Oh, and CASEY MAC! Maybe they’ll turn him into a tight end like they did with Woody Orne.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
If Reiff leaves
move the RT question over to LT. Will be interesting to see if the Scherff/Donnal who doesn’t end up at LT ends up at RT or if Van Sloten gets the job.
And I really think, if everyone I list is healthy, then Tobin will find himself without a position.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Is there any scuttlebutt (ha! butt) that Reiff is well regarded by the big boy league? I know there was some before the year began, but he seems to not be a slam dunker for the next level yet.
Kiper has him in the Top 10 of his draft board
whether that’s accurate in any way is up in the air.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
What the fuck do I know?
As someone who has watched Iowa football this year, this incarnation of everyone on the O line is fairly underwhelming.
Hey, your guess is as good as mine
and yes, the line has been fairly underwhelming.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
So were Bulaga and Clayborn their last years
They did fine in the draft. I’m thinking the season-long hype matters a ton in draft stock, Rieff should do just fine if he comes out.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 14, 2011 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
Well there were kind of extenuating circumstances with Bulaga
In the 2nd half of the year he was great. He completely shut down Cameron Heyward and that GT end who went in the first round
It has, but I don't think the tackles are really the issue
Reiff has had a couple bad plays here and there, but generally we’re getting killed in the middle of the line. The guard play has not been good.
Speaking of James Ferentz and off topic
but there were a bunch of Verizon Razr phone ads during yesterday’s NFL games, and the guy in them looks like James Ferentz. If/when he’s no longer playing center and at his “normal” body weight.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
I wish he would throw some Razrs at opposing defensive tackles.
Based on the ads, they’d slice them to ribbons. Which is probably a penalty, but fuck it.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
If he did it against MSU
They would be back after the next play.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Coach - I broke my dick
Rub some dirt on it and get back in there.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
Oooh - Thank Google I found a screencap

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
No offense to the Ferentz genes but that guy is way hotter than James.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 14, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
THANK YOU.
errrr uh-oh
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2011 12:33 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
In a completely bland Josh Hartnett way, sure
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 14, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
I called for the screen all day
and then I think Iowa actually ran it only to see Vandy get rocked. I can’t remember when but I’m pretty sure it was late-ish in the game.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 14, 2011 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
yeah we ran it once out to the right side.
Vandy took a hit but put the ball on the money. Coker got hammered just as the ball got there though and I think it was incomplete. They sniffed it out and played it perfectly.
DRUNJIFORNICATION
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 14, 2011 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
I still don't understand why they kept throwing to Coker.
I know Davis was hurt late but they barely threw to him or KMM all game. I only remember KMM having one catch. It seemed like there were a lot of short passes to Coker when they needed real yardage.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 14, 2011 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
Probably because no one else was open
Checkdowns are a pretty normal part of every offense I don’t know why you guys scream about this every time it happens. Coker is almost never the first option.
Yeah they did essentially the same thing to us that PSU did
And essentially what we do to everyone. Take away the deep ball and force the underneath stuff. One could counter that with slants and drags to the WR and seams to the TE, and once the safties move up, throw a double move at them. But that requires recognition of what the defense is doing and then coming up with a plan to counter it during the game.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 14, 2011 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
What is this crazy talk?
But that requires recognition of what the defense is doing and then coming up with a plan to counter it during the game.
I’m pretty sure that is against the rules. Or at least the coaches seem to believe it is anyway
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I don't believe I was screaming, I used the correct amount of caps.
I not 100% sure but I felt some of the throws to Coker were pretty quick, like he might have been pretty high on the list of options for that play.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 14, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
Coker, like Shonn
Cannot catch for shit. I suppose my thing is, if we’re running designed pass plays on 3rd downs then why the hell don’t we have a third down back? This is actually the primary purpose of the third down back.
His hands are waaaaaaay better than Shonn "I'm going to play volleyball rather than catch the ball" Greene's, actually.
But I would still rather see a RB out there who can get going a little faster than Coker to catch those passes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Fair enough
I have noticed a lot of Coker’s drops come on passes where he’s turning and running before he caught the ball. Shonn, on the other hand, would actually look the ball in and drop it regardless.
Shonn can't be troubled
With your “passing”. Innovation and tomfoolery at it’s worst.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
He literally volleyball spiked the ball into a waiting linebacker's hands last night.
It was LOLful.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They should have handed the ball to him
Like a gentleman. None of this obscene “throwing”.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
VOLLEYBALL NERD
You’re probably a closet Penn State or Nebraska fan, aren’t you?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I just can't make fun of Shonn
Doesn’t matter how funny his attempts at catching are. I still have a mancrush on him
DRUNJIFORNICATION
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 14, 2011 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
It probably matters to the Jets
They needed to not be handing points away last night.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2011 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
McCall was supposedly sick
Sounds like a bunch of players had the flu, including Vandenberg. McCall was seen puking into a trash can on the sideline during the game.
by H I McDonnough on Nov 14, 2011 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Fucking Dantonio. How many ways must they cheat to win?
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
Should've put some Edds in it.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 14, 2011 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
We were sick this week
passed it to MSU, who will be sick next week and lose. Then a miracle occurs, we beat Nebraska and jNW beats MSU and we go to Indy.
I think all that new car smell this weekend has clouded my thinking.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Think we still need more help
Michigan would have to lose again for us to make it to Indy
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
They've got Nebraska & OSU
so I think that will be covered.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Doesn't that led to a big clusterfuck of teams at 5-3?
I don’t know how that would get sorted out. Hmm.
(if Iowa beats PUR and NU, NU beats Michigan and loses to IA, MSU loses to IND and jNW, and MICH loses to NEB and beats OSU)
Records against one another:
Iowa: 2-1
MSU: 2-1
Mich: 0-3
Neb: 2-1
Divisional records:
Iowa: 3-2
MSU: 3-2
Mich: 2-3
Neb: 3-2
I assume Michigan gets dismissed from the tiebreaker situation. I don’t know how they decide between Iowa, Michigan State, and Nebraska. BCS ranking? (If so, we’re fucked.)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
*lead, not led.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Here's the rules
• Records of the teams
• Records of the three tied teams compared within their division
• Records of the teams against the next-highest teams within the division
• Records against all common conference opponents
• The team ranked highest in the BCS standings after the regular season gets the league championship game berth unless it is ranked within one spot of another tied team. In this case, the head-to-head result of the two teams would determine the division champion.
• The team with the highest overall win percentage (outside of exempted games)
• The division champion will be chosen by random draw.
So yeah, it looks like we’re screwed.
ON WISCONSIN!
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Though if MSU loses to Indiana and Northwestern back to back
and we get two solid road wins… You never know what will happen with the rankings.
But yeah prolly screwed.
by clay-born to party on Nov 14, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
I thought Dochterman did the math a few weeks ago and Iowa wins out on the 4th tiebreaker
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
The power of positive thinking
will surely make this happen.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 14, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
Take away this defense.
10 games into the season and the D still sucks.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Nov 14, 2011 11:23 AM CST reply actions
Mike Stoops is available...
But I keep getting in trouble for suggesting changes, so maybe I’ll just shut it :-p
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 14, 2011 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
Sadly
I think it’s time for Norm to heed retirement’s sweet call. As long as Stoopsy can tone it down on the sidelines a bit, I’d be OK with that.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I still have no idea why this matters so much
Ferentz goes off on the refs pretty regularly, and by most accounts Rick K is completely nuts.
There's going off
and then there’s GOING OFF! As a general rule, we should say “look, our coach is upset” not “look, our coach may stroke out”.
I’m just saying Stoops needs to back it down a notch or three, not lose it entirely.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Disagree.
He’s done it twice this season where it was noteworthy-Pitt and MSU.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 14, 2011 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
Off the top of my head he also had extended outbursts against Michigan and Northwestern
He’s not a complete robot or something.
Anyway the idea that a guy can’t coach because he yells a lot is really silly and as Vint said, we could always stick him up in the booth, which is where both coordinators should be anyway.
I'm not saying that he must yell a lot to be a good coach,
he has many, many issues more important than his demeanor. My opinion it is a factor in the motivation of the team. When he went off during the Pitt game it inspired the boys, they came out with more passion and fire than I had seen in them in some time.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 14, 2011 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
Put him in the press box
Problem solved.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 14, 2011 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure if wanting change is the problem
I’m thinking that wanting Mike Stoops to be that change is the problem.
I think yelling at the TV because Iowa got burned on an 8-man blitz
instead of yelling about the D getting burned because we tried to cover a WR with a LB would be a nice change of pace.
Actually I don;t really wants Stoops either, but I do think Ferentz needs an outside voice to stand up to him a bit. Stoops could do that, I think.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 14, 2011 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
I'd love to see Stoops, but let's get real here
The next coordinator will be hired internally, handle coordinator and a position, and LeVar Woods will step in. I see it as Phil Parker taking the coordinator spot while remaining the defensive backs coach, Woods stepping in at a linebacker spot, and Wilson keeping special teams and being relegated to one specific linebacker spot. I’d prefer more turnover, but it would get an extra coach on the road for recruiting and it would bring in a former NFL player as a coach, which can’t be bad.
Meanwhile, there were rumors a couple weeks back that Norm’s health has dipped again and he’s having problems with his other foot. Just rumors of course, but I think we’re headed more and more toward this being his last rodeo. It’d be really, really sad to lose him due to health.
Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.
The D is not good
but they didn’t play awful. The offense and special teams left them with a very short field more times than not and plays like Miller barely missing a big-time pick (only to have it go for a huge gain) are just one of those moments where you know the day will not go your way. And it’s not exactly like Vandy was throwing darts when the chips were down.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 14, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
They still are not good at the fundamental part of the game called tackling.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 14, 2011 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
True, and I led with "The D is not good".
I’m not arguing with that point. I’m just saying this game was lost on multiple levels and that when a much-maligned unit gets their shit together and starts forcing 3 and outs when they need it the most, the offense and coaching staff had sure as shit step up unless they want to share equal amounts of the blame…like in this game.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 14, 2011 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
I know. I was just reinforcing "The D is not good" b/c I'm bitter that they aren't getting better.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 14, 2011 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
You've been taking notes!
Always a sign that CW is pissed.
Next stop, throat punching.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2011 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
I know some things, not much but some.
I think someone that has never seen a football game before would be able to tell that there is something wrong with Iowa’s tackling.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 14, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
This is the most troubling aspect of the D
It’s one thing to have a young/inexperienced D (and this year’s version is a mix of the 2), they might not be good. But you would expect them to be appreciably better at the end of the season, especially on fundamentals* like tackling, than they were at the beginning. Yet this has not happened.
*I’ll reiterate my stance that it reflects poorly on the coaches who stress “fundamentals” and “execution” so much that we are still incredibly piss-poor in both.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
It definitely reflects poorly on KF and the coaches
We stress fundamentals and the tiring “execution” gag, but we are pretty poor at several aspects of the game that can be placed in the “fundamentals” department. Just…disappointing.
Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.
This is why I think we need to adjust the gameplan to reflect the lack of experience and ability.
That being said there is no excuse for DI football players to not be able to tackle.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 14, 2011 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
The Pac10/Big12 would like a word with you..
by coltranemonk on Nov 14, 2011 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
Touche.
But some of those teams have high powered offenses to combat that. I’m looking at you OKState and Oregon.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 14, 2011 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
Miller should have gone for the tackle
there was nobody behind him and if he missed by the WR didn’t…..you get what actually happened.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Agreed, should've gone for the knock down or the big hit since he was the last guy
That’s just one in a series of plays that just didn’t go our way. They recovered all the fumbles, had the INT while we missed a couple chances (Binns, Miller), the special teams snafus, the error on the 4th and 1 conversion where we weren’t set, etc. Lots of self-inflicted stuff, and frankly, they were beaten by better teams, both here and at Penn State. I have trouble accepting the Minnesota and Iowa State losses, but I can live with MSU and PSU.
Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.
Agreed, absolutely
with everything. I’m disappointed, but not "upset’ or angry about the MSU loss, they are clearly a better team.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
And Stay Thirsty is back!
How many different ways can you say the defense sucks, the defense isn’t any good, this defense is going to get Denard Robinson’s Heisman campaign back on track (you and Hoya looked SO dumb in posting that two weeks ago), the defense still sucks, etc.?
Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.
Does this mean Hoya and I have a stalker?
I feel so special now. Thanks Denard!
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Nov 14, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
I was wrong
plain and simple. But show me any man who thought we’d win versus Michigan in a defensive fight and I will show you a liar.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Sorry, I didn't mean to infer that you or Stay Thirsty were "dumb"
poor choice of words and I didn’t mean to call you guys out. I for sure did not think Iowa was going to win in a defensive contest.
But seriously, Stay Thirsty, we get it dude. You really, really dislike the Iowa defense. It’s been noted about 100 times this year. There’s plenty of evidence – 10 games’ worth – that would confirm your stance. I just think it misses the mark, especially this week, when there were numerous offensive gaffes (penalties, turnovers) and special teams errors (too many to list) that were more egregious than the defensive short-comings. It’s pretty selective to single that unit out when the offense is sputtering and the special teams constantly commit game-turning errors. It was truly the “shit happens” game.
Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.
In other news
Chazz doesn’t care for those who do drugs.
I'm the original
The other one is a pale imitation meant to confuse.
It's like the multiple NorseHawks floating around.
Maybe we’re being invaded by doppelgangers.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I thought you were the original.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I AM the original
I looked at when he/she joined and everything. I thought you were calling me the doppelganger. Carry on
Who was the dude
who showed up last year using the same Floyd avatar but with slightly different resolution? That confused the Hell out of me.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 15, 2011 1:27 AM CST up reply actions
Mcyle Kann't, I think.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
that Kant guy is such a jerk.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 15, 2011 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
Short, direct, doesn't mince words
this is the real NorseHawk
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 4:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
rec
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 14, 2011 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
I was referring to his issues with DJK and Adam Robinson
I’m pretty sure his disillusionment with you was momentary.
Oh, well Chazz was giving me such a hard time Saturday night that I'm a little sensitive.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 14, 2011 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
HAAAAAAA
TWSS
TWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
I don't "dislike" the defense perse, just the performace or rather lack there of.
Also, in another post on another thread I pointed out that, in this game, Special Teams weren’t so special, Vandy was so-so, and Coker was meh due to the O-line suckage at blockage. I’d add that Coaching failed to execute in preparing the team. So we’re basically in agreement here. I didn’t single the D out specifically, but of all three (O, ST, and S) the D has consistently been the most questionable in overall performance.
I’m just really disappointed that this team hasn’t improved as the season progressed. There’s always hope though. Remember when we used to count on the defense to win games, ah… those were the days.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Nov 14, 2011 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
This, we can agree on 100%
I’m just really disappointed that this team hasn’t improved as the season progressed.
That’s tough to handle. And that’s 2 years in a row, too. The offense has appeared to hit a wall (crush NU, pound IU, 21, 24, 21 points the next three games. Looks pretty similar to last year). Defense is too up-and-down (more down than up). Special teams are not-so-special. It’s happened in consecutive seasons now.
Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.
The final 4 minutes of the 1st half is where Iowa lost this game.
Middle of the 4th quarter I had faith Iowa would go into the locker room, lick their wounds, and on Señor Day make a few adjustments to climb back into the thing.
Look at the way they started the 2nd half as proof that Iowa was going to make a game of it. Michigan State did not go into turtle mode and grind out the clock – they were still chucking it downfield and faking kicks. Yet Iowa still made a game of it.
But that Bernstine fumble led to the avalanche of pints in the last few minutes of the half, and it was too much to overcome.
Throwing into the wind didn’t help, either.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 11:24 AM CST reply actions
An avalanche of pints sounds pretty awesome, actually.
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2011 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
I think a lot of us enjoyed an avalanche of pints during this one.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
I'm am stunned that my blood type isn't "stout" after this game.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 14, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Are you sure?
Your typing skillz begs to differ.
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Nov 14, 2011 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
Yes, because I misspelled "defenestration".
You’d think with the number of times I’ve seen that written…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 14, 2011 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
And used "I'm am" above.
So, if you break it down, you’re saying “I am am stunned…” so you’re extra stunned, then?
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Nov 14, 2011 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
Reeding iz 4 nurdz.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 15, 2011 1:28 AM CST up reply actions
SAD FACE.
Kids these days can barely read at levels once considered to be acceptable.
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Nov 15, 2011 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
Nor can many adults.
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Nov 15, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Pfft. You think reading is bad?
Ask someone in their twenties to do some basic multiplication.
by The Mexican't on Nov 15, 2011 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
they don't even call them 'multiplication tables' if they know them
They’re ‘times tables’! Gah!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 15, 2011 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
Avalanche? Must be some frosty mugs.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 14, 2011 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
They were doomed as soon as they didn't get a first down after getting pinned on the 2 yard line.
I knew if MSU got the ball near midfield (which they almost certainly would if we punted from there), they would score and 20-7 or 24-7 looked mighty daunting heading into HT.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, my memory flip-flopped the sequence of events
Pinned at the two preceded fumbled kick return.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
I was hoping that the coaching staff would recognize this
a go end of Insight, or Dallas Clark v purdue, or stanzi-djk against indiana. Nope, run, run, four yard out to the only WR in the pattern that doesn’t have a chance in hell at the 1st down even if it is caught, punt.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 14, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
I sort of understood why they didn't try something like the Stanzi-DJK vs. Indiana play...
since (a) Vandy isn’t so good at throwing on the run and (b) there was a real possibility of him rolling smack dab into a MSU blitzer, but I was hoping for SOMEthing else than what we saw. Some quick slants, perhaps. A little play-action, maybe. Anything other than running Coker into the middle of the line 2x, which was almost guaranteed to fail.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I know Ferentz would say we didn't execute
but we essentially concede that punt with those play calls. You are right, no rollout probably, but I think 3wr with a slant would have been great.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 14, 2011 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
Glass half full?
At least they didn’t lie down like dogs, ala Sparty last year in Iowa City. I’m not happy about this game, but not hugely upset about it either. Of course, at Minnesota reduced my Iowa football expectations this year to zero.
A+++
I stuck around for the 2nd half, but anybody who believes we had a chance is a fool. You don’t complete your biggest comeback in school history after completing your other biggest comeback earlier in the season. The fact that the defense “stepped up and forced some 3 and outs” is only because Michigan St. was playing conservative and we were stacking against the run.
Once again, a Touchdown scored in a 31-7 game is different than a 24-16 TD. Which is why ranking teams based on margin of victory is so stupid. Not that Iowa has to worry about rankings anytime soon.
by TangerinePony on Nov 14, 2011 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
Where is this rule?
but anybody who believes we had a chance is a fool. You don’t complete your biggest comeback in school history after completing your other biggest comeback earlier in the season.
I mean its unlikely but we were down 13 with momentum in the 3rd. I was starting to believe that we might catch lightening twice. Turns out I was a fool though, we didn’t pull it off.
DRUNJIFORNICATION
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 14, 2011 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
The 4th and 1 penalty, in retrospect, looks huge in a comeback
Ball on the MSU side of the field, a decent amount of time left, Iowa driving, they look to have converted a 4th and 1 (I thought the spot on the Coker 3rd down was iffy, but maybe that’s just me), but instead we aren’t set, loss 5 yards, then don’t convernt on 4th and 6. Pretty big in a 2-score game. If they manage a TD there, it’s a one-possession game with over 10 minutes left and MO completely on the Iowa sideline. The Derby fumble is also a huge play late in the game.
But this is one game where Ferentz is right – we got what we deserved. I’m disappointed we came out with such a horrible first half, that we appeared (and KF and players said it too) to be unprepared, and that we were careless in all 3 phases in the opening 30 minutes. We got what we deserved.
Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.
What I've never understood
is how we are unprepared. It’s not like this is a new team. We know how MSU and Dantonio play the game. We have plenty of film on them, and it’s late in the season. Being unprepared seems to be me to be basically the coaches saying that they didn’t get the team ready, or the players saying that they didn’t prepare themselves.
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by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2011 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Ummmmmmm
Iowa craps the bed on a grander scale than at any other point in the season
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields
That didn't happen.
You get to erase one result per decade in that series. IT’S IN THE RULES!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 14, 2011 11:45 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I erased last year's
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I've erased that game from my memory.
Didn’t happen.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
Look for us on TV.
We’ll try not to get thrown out of the game.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 14, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
I'm actually excited to see the BHGP contingent on the TV...
Anything i should be looking for? Besides a bunch of drunks?
Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
Soccer jerseys!
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by EnergizerHawk on Nov 14, 2011 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
I'm really bummed I won't be there.
Hopefully I’ll be able to meet up w/ people Friday night, if there’s anything going on then.
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2011 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
Long range forecast, high of 60 degrees, 50% chance of rain. I’m thinking soccer jerseys will be seen.
I'll be wearing mine, if I have it by then.
Of course, it won’t be visible on the teevee, but still.
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2011 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
Um, the tentative "party plan"
is to just bum around my house with Smoque BBQ and watch the ISU game with some serious beer action. You down? Ross will be there but Pat may be playboy about town. Who knows?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 15, 2011 1:30 AM CST up reply actions
I'm an excellent bum! So yeah.
I emailed ya back.
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Nov 15, 2011 6:12 AM CST up reply actions
lots of things to complain about, but
The most obviously glaring situation is the defense. Parker who has always been known as having a discipline and fundamentally sound unit certainly hasn’t shown it this year…with to regular season games no less! Something has to be done to address this going into next season.
by IAinCA on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Starting field position was NOT the defense's fault
That’s what lost the game – plain and simple. I recall the D being stout in the red zone and a few other times.
Only to be forced into BAD situations by special teams and turnovers.
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by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
I was mainly referring to the season as a whole and going back to last season also
Lots of guys caught out of position thus resorting to arm tackling or just plain getting burnt because they couldn’t locate the ball. Scheme or talent?….probably both, because we’re not adjusting our schemes to match our current talent level, but what do I know? Here’s to another craptacular bowl!
It's a Rorschach test
For those inclined to believe the coaches can do no wrong, it is clearly the talent. For those inclined to blame the coaches for everything, it is the scheme.
Sadly, you might be right in that it is both.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Field position lost the game
MSU scoring drives – starting field position
MSU 36 = TD
Iowa 19 = TD
MSU 13 = FG
MSU 45 = TD
Iowa 27 = TD
MSU 39 = FG
MSU 32 = FG
Compared to their non-scoring drives:
MSU 18 = punt
MSU 20 = punt
MSU 38 = punt
MSU 20 = punt
midfield = punt
MSU 22 = missed FG
MSU 39 = punt
Maybe HEC or somebody has WPA or other formulas and stats related to starting field position and the % chance of scoring points based on each position. But I’d say that any time they start beyond the 35 they have a better than 50% chance of scoring at least 3 points. In fact, their four TD’s all came from a position better than that. Holding them to a FG attempt each time is an awfully high (and unrealistic) expectation from the D. Given this, I think the D performed at least average, if not better.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions
Field Position
average starting field position on scoring drives: MSU46
average starting field position on non-scoring drives: MSU30
Every word that ends in -oma is cancer. What does that tell you about Oklahoma?
Average starting MSU field position on MSU touchdowns only?
the Iowa 41.
What the fuck are we supposed to expect from the D when they are starting on the Iowa side of the field?
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
Let the opposing offense use up more clock before scoring.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Nov 14, 2011 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
Well, you're correct, they failed at that, too.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
This is why I blame the game on the offense. The D was OK when not backed up so far to start
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 14, 2011 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
Nico Law
Nico Law has been declared on Special Teams Kick Coverage. The guy is amazing at pumping up his teammates. He brings emotion to the team that robot Ferentz cannot compute. Although he hasn’t made too many tackles (any?) he seems a step faster than anyone and hits hard. I have high hopes* for him and Boots McGee Lowery. All this from a guy who came here because his friend came here.
- Just like I had high hopes for Jeff Tarpinian.
Law and Lowery have basically been the only ones on kick offs that have been tackling
with Derby showing up recently also
I really hope Law is a SS
because someone will have to replace Bernstine next year. And it scares me shitless to think it will be Sleeper.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
You and me both
It’s great that Sleeper’s a great athlete, but Law should win that position.
Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.
I love what I'm seeing out of Boots and Nico
I understand they’re only 18 but I think it’s on them to be the future of this team. We’re always talking about emotion (or lack thereof) and motivational leaders (or lack thereof). I think those guys can be both for us in the future.
Also, Kirk Cousins
is not that good. I get that he is a nice guy, good leader and competent speaker. I would let him date my daughter (to be fair, I would let Michael Vick date my daughter but only for the money (from dogfighting)). But he lacks arm strength, velocity and accuracy. Which would be okay if you’re a running QB.
He had a fairly decent day against Iowa this year, but he still lofted some balls and had atleast 3 that could have been intercepted. I remember last year thinking “Wow, what was wrong with Cousins,” but in subsequent games I have seen, he is just not that good. I think MSU may have a case of the “He’s a good guy, so he’s a good player” disease that afflicted our staff and Greg Castillo. Sorry that’s my last Castillo reference for the year.
Wait, Castillo sucks.
Wait, what do you call a person who works all night on their science project, then pukes all over it when he’s presenting to the class? Greg Castillo.
Wait, if an object goes up, where will it come down? In the arms of whoever Greg Castillo is guarding.
The loss was the convergence of a lot of things, some mentioned above, no particular order
1. Every time I have seen him, Cousins makes about three awful throws a game. He made a couple off-throws, but not like I’ve seen in the past. He played a good game.
2. Jacobi warned about the O-line in the summer and I wasn’t willing to agree. No choice but to agree now. At times they have performed well but guard inconsistency is really hurting. From my seat, Reiff has not progressed, and maybe gone back a step. There were so many plays (some may have been run blitz) where Coker never got a chance to make a move or even get back to the LOS.
3. We used to look forward to MSU because they played a bit like we do, drop-back QB and generally straight-ahead running. It was the dink and dunk offensive teams which drove us nuts. This year, it’s the reverse. For the most part, two teams kept with straight-ahead running against us, PSU and MSU. The results were similar.
4. We were just flat off, couldn’t even punt the ball at times.
5. Something about the mentality of this team (and I’m sure basic mathematical percentages) seems to require that we score on that first drive. Especially considering the wind, we needed to. I have no statistical reference to back this up at all, it just seems that way moreso than other years.
6. We’ve been spoiled with linebackers who can do just a little better job covering the extra receiver, it’s still not fair to them but Edds and Greenway in particular did remarkable jobs. Nielsen has speed but not quite enough, hence two TD passes.
7. Berstine is fine, he just fumbled at absolutely the wrong time, never a right one, but that was a killer.
8. I thought overall Hyde had a bad day. Interesting, though, an MSU guy I know thought our corners played well.
I’ve forgotten a few I’m sure, but out of time.
FOUR. THREE. COVER. TWO.
I thought the Cousins throw that Miller missed for an INT after we made it 14-7
was a typical Cousins throw – off-balance, just throwing it up for a prayer. Worked out for them, as Miller missed the INT and Morris was a second late on getting a sack (nice design blitz on that play, we just missed a sack or an INT – kind of how the day went, really).
We were spoiled by Greenway, Edds, and Angerer, and I agree with you, Hoya – they spoiled the coaches, too. Those guys enabled those defenses to stay base for basically the entire game, but we now insist on covering WRs with LBs that just don’t match up like Greenway, Edds, and Angerer could.
Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.
Point #6
We were spoiled by Edds and Greenway. But so were the coaches. The problem has become the coaches’ insistence on covering WRs with LBs, even if we don’t have a Greenway or Edds to do so. Results have been in line with expectations with that plan: lousy
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I think we did adjust
and now teams can gash us up the middle.
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by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
This. Can't defense everything. We chose to go small/speedy to counter the spread options
And then we get gashed up the middle by a power back. You can’t play defense in real life like you can in EA Sports’ world
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 14, 2011 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
But it's not always.
I mean, it seems to me like this year they have used nickel and dime packages a lot more regularly. For instance, I thought they did almost always against Michigan. Against MSU, they didn’t as much and Nielsen got caught a couple times (although I think he was on a RB, not sure if that mattered in the scheme).
but someone please tell me why, why on earth are we continuing to put 265 lb guys at DT, in fact all undersized all along the D-line, while other teams who fair no better than us (and in many cases even worse in W-L) seem to have 300 lb guys like Worthy on their squads?
basically, you could make a case for how poorly we restock at many, many positions!
why can’t we, following bowl win after bowl win (which does sort of say successful season, does it not?) actually get some better recruiting? why do we lead the way in walk-ons and 2* recruits, while programs like Indiana, Purdue, heck, Louisville and Rutgers, to name a few, out recruit us?
honestly, we can’t pull in at least top 30 classes? right now, we’re sitting at what, 63rd in the friggin’ usa? why can’t WE have a Worthy on our team so teams will stop gouging us up the middle in the running game?
Do you really want some fat candy ass
Just so ESPN will love Iowa more?
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
no, not so they’ll love us more, but so we can actually hold up at the point of attack…
that’s a stupid comment, dude. seriously? i could care less if we actually recruited what works. the days of the undersized Mitch King’s holding their own are gone, especially when everyone else on the line is undersized, too, and the opposing O-line is killing us!
What's stupid is thinking you can pull the switcheroo on me.
I read your comment, and responded to it. You don’t like what I said, so you change the subject and say I said something stupid.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
we have gotten by with similar sized players in the past
you don’t have to be big or highly recruited to play the position
DRUNJIFORNICATION
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 14, 2011 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
You do, however,
need to avoid the crippling attrition we’ve faced at the position the past few years.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Absolutely
a lot of the guys we have had have been diamonds in the rough. When you only have a few guys left on the roster the chances of having one of those has to go down.
DRUNJIFORNICATION
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 14, 2011 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed, and it also helps to really fucking nuts
I don’t think we’ve had a visually really rabid player since Matt Roth that the guy’s mere presence on the field has the opposing offense shitting their pants the week before the game.
We need a few Matt Roths right now.
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 14, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Because Indiana, Purdue, Louisville and Rutgers
Are in Indiana, Kentucky and (snicker) New Jersey. Those places have a much better recruiting bed than Iowa. It’s no coincidence that most of Wisconsin’s massive o-line is actually from Wisconsin.
Despite your contention, guys like Worthy don't just grow on trees.
He’s an All-Big Ten guy and a likely NFL draft pick. It’s not like “everyone” has guys like that.
And Iowa does go after bigger DTs — but so does everyone else. Big, talented defensive tackles are in high demand. They’ve also signed three defensive tackles that were 275+ in the last two recruiting classes; unfortunately one of them (Anthony Ferguson) already left, one of them (Carl Davis) hasn’t played well, and one of them (Darian Cooper) is redshirting.
As far as the recruiting goes. It could certainly be better, but your point that Indiana, Purdue, Louisville, and Rutgers are outrecruiting is flawed: they have higher ranked classes than Iowa now, but recruiting isn’t finished in November, it’s finished in February. Wait until then to judge this year’s class. Iowa’s final classes have ranked higher than Purdue’s every year out of the last four and higher than Indiana’s in three out of the last four years. That hardly suggests that they’re outrecruiting us. Outside of 2008 and 2009 (which were not good classes and we’re unfortunately feeling the effects of that this year), the classes have consistently ranked in the 30-40 range, nationally, and in the top-half of the Big Ten. Could the recruiting be better? Yes, it could. But it’s also not as horrible as you’re suggesting.
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A few things to address here
We have run the Large tackle (power) and smaller tackle (technique) guys for a while. Klug, King, and one more name I think I’m missing before him played the smaller role and played it well. There’s another line of thinking to this as well. We have praised smaller guys this year beacuse they could get out in space and help contain all the “dink and dunk” teams with QBs, RBs and receivers who were threats to break outside. That’s clearly the trend, and teams like us are now in the minority, even in the Big Ten. I agree we don’t want to go too small, and we’re both small and inexperienced, but we need to be careful about what we want here. Our vaunted D-line last year got run ragged at times.
Morehouse has written about the particular type of line play we use, I think it’s called “2 gap technique” He has suggested that not a lot of D-linemen can capably play it. That’s a scheme decision, maybe it hurts us but with the guys we want in there, it has worked pretty well.
Recruiting is fair game to criticize, and we did early on when the huge number of players who have left in the past 2 years has been brought up. I don’t know what the real problem(s) is or are, but talent evaluation can be fairly criticized. I’m not buying us as inferior recruiters to the Indianas of the world, however.
Recruiting service rankings help, but they don’t necessarily predict what a player will do—just look at a couple of our prior 4 or 5-star O-linemen who didn’t pan out or, in general for the past decade, Notre Dame. Sure, there is substance behind the rankings, and in fact we have a rankings-darling right now, a freshman D-line guy, Cooper I believe. They say he isn’t ready. We have to weather the storm of a couple of lesser D-line recruiting years (people who didn’t pan out or guys who left for other reasons) and play what we have.
FOUR. THREE. COVER. TWO.
Kroul and Mattison weren't huge.
Was Mattison DE?
The only time I recall seeing Cooper, he wound up on his ass. He may need some more time with Doyle to be B10 ready.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure I saw him at least once.
He’s about half again as big as our other DL, he’s tough to miss. I can’t remember who it was against.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe that was it.
It 150% more DL than usual though, I’m sure of it.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
Davis is very large.
So far not very effective.
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Sounds like the one huge fat kid from our HS that couldn't play line
(and everybody else’s school, I’m sure)
((Hoping Davis gets better, he’s still young))
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 14, 2011 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Don't call it recruiting. Think of it as "scouting"
And scouting athletic talent is flawed. If it were an exact science, then every NFL first rounder would be all-pro. Also, one should consider that they are scouting a 17-18 year old kid still going through growth spurts. Ever look back at your high school senior photo? These kids change a lot.
I don’t think that Iowa is “bad” at recruiting. I think they don’t care how many stars are behind a kid’s name. Frankly, neither do I, and suggest interested persons consider likewise.
What I do care about is results. The performance has been lacking. Undeniably, the Hawks are not the monsters of the midwest, which is how I like to think of them. Hard hitting, clean cut, under dogs who outplay their competition.
The attrition rate is alarming, and I think, more indicative of a problem. Don’t know how it compares to the other programs. But – if it’s way out of skew with the rest of the BiG, then “houston, we’ve got a problem.” Especially in a developmental coaching system.
by Vandy's Mom Digs Me on Nov 15, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
That was a winnable game, actually.
Take away the two stupid fumbles, and we’re right in it. Bernstine’s fumble was a mental error—for goodness’ sake, you’re not going anywhere and three defenders are going to crush you, so drop to the ground already! And Derby’s fumble was just carelessness. Honestly, we were just two plays away from a nail-biter.
Talent-wise, we didn’t stop their run well and they stopped ours, but we passed pretty well on them and could’ve hung with them if we hadn’t dug so deep of a hole. Still, we gave them 3 TO’s and we got zippo, and that was the game.
As for coaching, I think we are doing it wrong. I see it as no coincidence that the defense isn’t as stout now that Norm isn’t healthy; and further, since Norm isn’t healthy, other people have to cover for him which has affected other aspects of coaching.
As in: Norm can only be DC, and he can’t recruit. Someone else now does the LB’s, and that person also has to do Special Teams. Seems like neither of those units have been very good for about three toes years, and I don’t see that as a coincidence. It may also not be coincidence that our d-line recruiting and retention has fallen during that same period. I think the defense suffers from coaching troubles as much as anything—either over-work, health problems, or frankly borderline coaching ability. I’m not going to name names, but some coaches don’t seem to be getting it done on the field in the past two season.
I think one argument that can be made to “retire” Norm is that his replacement can coach a defensive unit, freeing up someone else to really concentrate on Special Teams. I also wonder if KF shouldn’t be coaching a unit as well, again freeing up an assistant to dedicate himself to something we’ve been struggling in, like Special Teams.
"Apparently, riding Joe Paterno like a small horse is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!"
Well...
Someone else now does the LB’s, and that person also has to do Special Teams. Seems like neither of those units have been very good for about three toes years, and I don’t see that as a coincidence.
Special teams maybe, but the linebackers were excellent as recently as two years ago (2009). Last year’s biggest problem was the almost-unfathomable run of injuries we had at the position that led to us digging into the third and fourth strings of the depth chart and throwing true freshmen out there. A healthy Tarp, Nielsen, and Hunter would have been a pretty good unit last year, I suspect. This year’s problems at LB are coaching-related, but more in the sense that we’re starting one senior and two sophomores/true freshmen — it would have been nice to have more experienced options to plug in there, which is in part a recruiting/retention issue.
I think one argument that can be made to "retire" Norm is that his replacement can coach a defensive unit, freeing up someone else to really concentrate on Special Teams.
As I noted above, about half the teams in the Big Ten appear to have dedicated defensive coordinators that don’t also coach positions, including some of the better units in the league (Nebraska, Michigan State, Penn State, possibly Ohio State).
I also wonder if KF shouldn’t be coaching a unit as well, again freeing up an assistant to dedicate himself to something we’ve been struggling in, like Special Teams.
As far as I can tell, Purdue is the only Big Ten team to have a dedicated special teams coach. Everyone else has a special teams coach/coordinator who handles another role, too. And five teams don’t even indicate who handles special teams at all.
I don’t think the actual job breakdowns are the problem in and of themselves. I do wonder if not having Norm out recruiting is a grind on the rest of the staff that wears them down in other facets. So far as I know, the other Big Ten defensive coordinators all go out and recruit in addition to their DC responsibilities.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Not just the grind
but when you’re a solid recruit and the DC’s from a bunch of schools come to visit, but all Iowa can muster is your position coach, that has to affect your decision.
I also wonder if KF shouldn’t be coaching a unit as well,
Doesn’t Kirk handle the O-Line?
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Reese Morgan is technically listed as the OL coach.
KF is definitely involved in some capacity, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
If the rumor about Norm's other foot has some truth to it
Health is going to force the issue anyway. Which is why the rumor that Norm would move to a “consultant role” with someone like Mike Stoops taking over DC sure does sound plausible.
I’m not sure sure you kick up Phil Parker like everyone seems to think might happen. I think Kirk has to shake up things a little bit. KOK has actually been pretty decent this year; if the defense had even been 10-15% better we would probably not have lost either the ISU or MN game (I’m not sure even if the breaks had gone our way if we could’ve beaten MSU Saturday. They’re simply a better team than we are this year).
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 14, 2011 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
so who all is gone/left?
the one big guy we got is sitting on the bench. why, was he not that good and we perhaps blew our assessment of him during recruiting?
if you’re going to run a 4-3 zone cover, don’t you kind of have to be able to hold up at the LOS since we’re dropping all our LB’s into coverage, especially so against those pesky spread offenses? those lone 4 DL are responsible for not only minding their gaps but also getting any pressure on the QB – since we hardly ever blitz.
if KF is going to stay loyal to Parker and his archaic scheme, shouldn’t we have/find the players to actually play it?
but i’ve got a better idea… how about we update what we are doing, you know, like be oh, i don’t know, a little unpredictable? every team knows what they are going to get from our D (and O for that matter)! who doesn’t want to face a team that always does the same thing, no matter what or who they are playing? kinda easy to game-plan to beat that, don’t you think? it’s what we’ve been seeing the past couple of years.
There are many factors that go into running the 4-3 cover zone.
by mikjones24 on Nov 14, 2011 2:45 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
We had a great defense two years ago and a good one last year
Why was the scheme okay then but now it’s suddenly a huge issue that can’t succeed?
sure there are many factors, but a D-line that is not only leaking like a sieve against the Run but also unable to get pressure on a QB is not a good start.
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by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
Paterno's name removed from trophy
This will surely get a fanshot, but here it is
http://losthatsportsblog.com/2011/11/big-ten-removes-joe-paternos-name-from-championship-trophy/
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
As it should be.
Maybe in a few years, depending on how this all plays out. But not now. Maybe not ever.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
As Ross said a few days ago
Do not name stuff after the living.
I know.
Maybe Delaney should hire me or Ross to tell him obvious stuff.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
Where do I apply?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm not telling.
I’m applying. As proof of my bonafides, I will tell him I could have predicted the shitstorm he instigated with his Legends and Leaders.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
We still need to be naming things after Hayden Fry
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 14, 2011 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
That's the right call.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Apparently it takes a really long time to hand polish the trophy
So they kind of had to make a quick decision
by Captain n Diet Coker on Nov 14, 2011 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
Three weeks to hand polish a trophy?
Now THAT’s B1G speed.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Fry-Stagg Trophy anyone?
But seriously, are they going to put someone else on the trophy, or just leave it as the Stagg Trophy? I can think of more than a few coaches whose names could be on that trophy.
by DJK's bongwater on Nov 14, 2011 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Evy/Stagg
With the picture of Evy with a cigar on the sideline in a fur coat.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
I still think Vince Vaughn should play Evy in the movie version

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 14, 2011 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
THAT was the most interesting man in the world...
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2011 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
Is your goal not to have me watch the movie?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 15, 2011 1:32 AM CST up reply actions
Name all trophies after Nile Kinnick
It’s the only way to avoid future embarrassment for sure.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2011 5:21 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
I rec'd it came up as a flag
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2011 5:24 PM CST up reply actions
Were you legally blocking MSU players on a kickoff return?
See, that’s the problem.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 15, 2011 1:34 AM CST up reply actions
This, or...
Kinnick-Evashevski-Fry Award For Excellence, Swag and Badassery
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2011 5:56 PM CST up reply actions
I'm thinking just Swag and Badassery.
Kinnick was a fighter pilot after all. Evy, well you know. Fry integrated the SWC.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 6:17 PM CST up reply actions
Unrelated to much
Hitchens hasn’t played in, what, 5 games after doing something to his knee? He’s still on the two-deep, though.

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