It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself
A little bit of BHGP news: Please join us in welcoming Planned Sick Days to the fold. PSD will be our linkdumper-in-chief, which should increase the number of It's Not Plagiarism posts above its current 4-5 a year rate. As always, standard hazing rules apply. -- PV
If I can accomplish anything today, I want to put this song in your head:
Alright, I'll make this quick. I'm Rick and I tweet and blog as 'PlannedSickDays." I'm an avid reader and fan of the BHGP so joining the club is a no-brainer. Finding and sharing links is what I do and I'm looking forward to sharing them with you. I'll refrain from boring you with too many details and instead get right to the links. Okay?
So, there was a football game? It was the last game in Kinnick this year for 18 Hawkeye seniors. One senior, Marvin McNutt Jr, made the best of his last game gaining 130 yards and two touchdowns. McNutt's one handed amazing catch earned him ESPN's #4 play in their daily Top 10. He also passed DJK as Iowa's all-time receiving yardage leader. Despite a season of accomplishments for McNutt, Marc Morehouse, of the Cedar Rapids Gazette, writes that McNutt is fighting for the team and not the records.
Sadly, Marvin couldn't throw the ball to himself, or play defense. Ferentz said this about the team:
"I guess you’d have to say we weren’t ready," Iowa head coach Kirk Ferentz said. "We didn’t look ready. We left the door open way too many times in all three phases.
"If you play a good team like Michigan State, it’s going to be tough to win if you’re not playing well."
Weren't ready? At the tenth game of the year I would assume the team would know what it takes to get ready for a big football game. Iowa could still win the Big Ten Legends division with a win over Michigan State (and winning the last two games). It was their last game at home for 18 seniors and they weren't ready?
Michigan State's victory wasn't just the first in Iowa City in over 20 years, it was the most points they've ever scored in Iowa City.
Hold on a minute, I'll be right back. I need a trainer. Thumb cramp.
Okay, I'm back, whew.
I'm not making excuses for Iowa's loss but Dantonio's Spartans were doing Dantonio's Spartans things. If Jerel Worthy played for Ferentz he'd certainly get the muzzle the rest of the season. But, he doesn't, and he let one slip. According to Worthy,
"When an offense is moving like that the smart move is to just go down and just take your time and don’t kind of rush through it, but that’s what we went out, that’s what we went out there and did," Worthy said. "But at the same time, regardless of the injuries, we played our best ball this week and regardless of the injuries, we still went out there and dominated."
Michigan State had a lengthy list of injured following Saturday's game but nothing too serious. Dantonio credited Iowa's physical play as the reason his team called on the trainer so often.
Moving forward, it's contrived rivalry week! Pat Harty, at Hawk Central, warns that this is "a trap game for Iowa." Harty also had a few other reasons to be concerned but I couldn't get past that second sentence.
Purdue quarterback Caleb TerBush was a little banged up Saturday against Ohio State. Purdue coach Danny Hope has yet to decide on a starter for Saturday's match-up with the Hawkeyes. Hope says,
"We have two quarterbacks playing well. We'll make that decision as the week goes on."
Regardless of which quarterback starts they both will play, which means we will see Robert Marve. Marve was the hero last week for Purdue. The Fort Wayne News-Sentinel's Pete DiPrimio writes that Marve is a survivor. Marve says he has seen "a lot of dark nights" which may or may not explain the sweatpants phase.
Let's talk some hoops! Iowa can get to win #350 in Carver Hawkeye tonight by defeating North Carolina A&T. It shouldn't be too difficult a task, NCA&T lost at Creighton Friday night 97-65.
Hopefully, Darius Stokes gets another shot at the breakaway dunk he missed against Chicago State. Stokes took to Twitter following his epic miss to share this with us:
Senior center Andrew Brommer could be back for tonight's game. Brommer missed Iowa's win over Chicago State and missed almost a month of practice. It's Andrew Brommer bobble head night at Carver too. From the man himself, get there early to be sure you get one.
Brommer-time may cut into Aaron White's numbers. The true freshman recorded a double-double (19 pts, 10 boards) in his Hawkeye debut. White is the first Hawkeye to do that since Jess Settles in 1993.
The women's basketball team is not Hawkeye Challenge on Mediacom Court champions. The Hawkeye ladies lost the championship game to UNLV 69-59 and also lost starting center Morgan Johnson to a knee injury. Iowa is now 1-1 on the young season.
Other links of interest:
- The football players talked to the media after the loss to Michigan State, as they always do. If you care to see what they had to say you can here.
- Win or lose, some Hawk fans still had a real good time. The UofI's Department of Safety has been the highlight of my Sundays follow a Hawkeye home game. If you haven't seen the other releases before, search the site for previous news. It will make your Monday.
- Iowa versus Texas A&M in the Meineke Car Care Bowl in Texas? How about the Ticket City Bowl?
- Former Hawkeye defensive back Jovon Johnson is taking home the hardware in Canada. Johnson is a candidate for the CFL's defensive player of the year award.
- Iowa Hoops released a new website that's in a similar to gohawks.com for football.
- The Des Moines Register's Marc Hansen caught up with former Hawkeye running back Mike Saunders.
- Iowa opens as a 2.5 point favorite over Purdue Saturday
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Welcome, PSD, doing the Lord's work...
And Iowa-aTm? It would be the game of who could fold harder in the 4Q.
Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
I stand and salute you!
Kudelas, Brain Charles, 23 of Glendale Heights, IL for Public Intox at 1235 hours. Kudelas was found drinking a beer in section 217. Kudelas had slurred speech & had a strong odor of ingested alcohol. Kudelas could not provide a correct date of birth.
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Nov 14, 2011 8:15 AM CST reply actions
I was asked that once. I drunkenly slurred WHATCHOO GETTIN ME FOR MAH BIRFDAY?
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2011 8:19 AM CST up reply actions
Some of the reports on that police blog are absolute GOLD.
The PBT’s are absurd at times. Also if you scroll down, you’ll find the reports from the earlier games.
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Nov 14, 2011 8:19 AM CST up reply actions
I wish I was his friend.
What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
I'm willing to bear that particular burden.
Unless I can pin it on another friend. Then I would do that.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
This could be a weekly post
I read through them and the level of drunkeness for some is astounding.
I want rational discourse, not people claiming to be rational debaters while demonizing any opposition as torch-wielding, fire-crazed zealots or kool-aid drinking sycophants. -- RossWB
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 14, 2011 9:00 AM CST up reply actions
I am a little upset
to not find out about this website until after the last home game.
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Nov 14, 2011 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
My favorite
Fasano, Christine Marie, 25 of Cedar Rapids, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick at 1120 hours. Fasano was seen by security attempting to crawl into a sewer drain. Fasano had slurred speech & smelled of ingested alcohol. Fasano blew .183 PBT.
I so want to know why she was crawling into the sewer.
"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats
by cafreema on Nov 14, 2011 9:05 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
To say hello to the mole people, of course.
Duh.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm so ashamed of myself.
How could I have been so blind!?!
"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats
Because YOU'RE one of the Mole People?
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2011 9:44 AM CST up reply actions
What!?! No.
Certainly not. Just because I have extra thumbs, doesn’t mean anything.
"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats
Sure, sure.
Keep digging.
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2011 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
I can't believe someone hasn't posted the picture of the naked mole rat
at the mere mention of the word mole.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 14, 2011 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
You can take a girl out of the gutter...
but apparently she’s going to crawl right back in
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
there's this
Sorbe, Nicolas Mark, 26 of Cedar Falls, IA for Trespass at Kinnick at 1422 hours. Sorbe rushed the field. Sorbe was not authorized to be on the field. Sorbe said it was a "big win" and he had rushed the field before.
seriously?
and this
Anderson, Blain Christopher, 29 of Midland, MI for Public Intox at Kinnick at 1110 hours. Anderson was attempting to enter Kinnick; he was very unsteady on his feet & had a strong odor of alcohol coming from his breath. Anderson admitted drinking & blew .321 PBT.
seriously?
There's a .333
I’m surprised some of these people manage to stay upright long enough to get arrested.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 9:10 AM CST up reply actions
some of them don't
Young, Gregory Thomas, 44 of Cedar Rapids, IA for Public Intox at Evashevski/Melrose at 1823 hours. Young was passed out by a bus. Young admitted drinking way too much. Young refused PBT.
seriously?
you need to take 4 or 5 of the best after every game
and do a “Who was drunjest” poll. Of course this will have to wait till next year but it would be my favorite article of the week.
I want rational discourse, not people claiming to be rational debaters while demonizing any opposition as torch-wielding, fire-crazed zealots or kool-aid drinking sycophants. -- RossWB
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 14, 2011 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
When I first started my legal career I worked for a District Court judge.
You would be shocked at how drunk some people would be when THEY SHOW UP FOR COURT.
Walked by a guy once in the hall and nearly got knocked down by the fumes. Notified the Deputy who gave him a PBT and he blew in excess of a .4. Guy went before my boss who asked him if he’d been drinking. Response: “Not since last night.” Really?
"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats
I used...
…to do police briefs for the State News at MSU.
My favorite was something along the lines of “Four pairs of panties and three bras were stolen from a dryer in Snyder Phillips Hall.”
The precision of undergarmets counting by the campus cops amused me greatly.
by witless chum on Nov 14, 2011 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
That's ridiculous
who doesn’t steal a whole set? Or was the thief planning on going commando one of those days?
SO MANY QUESTIONS!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Somebody is not familiar with wearing bras
by Captain n Diet Coker on Nov 14, 2011 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
Well they don't always come in a set
And even if they do, bras are worn with other underwear. Also, you don’t have to wear a different one every day like underwear. That’s expensive. The part I found odd about the police report was that there were bras in the dryer in the first place. You’re supposed to hang them to dry (and handwash them, but I never do that) so they don’t lose their shape and/or get worn out too quickly. Granted they could’ve been wireless, cotton bras in which case it doesn’t really matter. So, the more you know…
by Captain n Diet Coker on Nov 14, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
A sports bra or two could be possible as well.
/old married guy’d
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
I second everything in this comment.
Not to validate what you said, mind you, I’m just glad someone else did the educating.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 14, 2011 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
Does it count as hand washing
If I use the hand washing setting on my washer?
I have a fantastic drying rack- it’s mounted on the wall & pulls out on an angle when in use. Also, I’m very anal-retentive about laundry.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Nov 14, 2011 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
The more you know!
Though I did know about the no bras in the dryer thing. Made the mistake of throwing a gf’s bra in the dryer once, never made that mistake again.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I was wondering why my grandfather won't go to home games with me anymore...
Knapp, James Curtis, 71 of Iowa City for Interference w/Official Acts, Trespass & Assault on a Peace Officer at Kinnick at 1409 hours. Knapp jumped over the barrier on the 50 yard line. Knapp was told to follow officers to the exit, Knapp refused to follow them. Knapp resisted arrest. At the holding cell Knapp was told he was not allowed in Kinnick stadium again, Knapp then spit in the officer’s face.
James got 3% of the vote in a 2010 election for Johnson County Auditor. I definitely would’ve voted for him if only I’d known he had so much fight left in him.
by Boschee4three on Nov 14, 2011 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
Wow, that's phenomenal...
Also B4t: another Iowa/Kansas supporter? Hollerrrrrr
Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
I respect their bball program, but not a ku fan...
just a nickname I had in high school because of my outside shooting ability.
I will say that if Bill Self finally takes the shackles off Tyshawn Taylor, KU might have a chance to make a run again this year.
by Boschee4three on Nov 14, 2011 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
Is that Darius Stokes expressing frustration of a missed dunk with humor?
I can never tell when they use acronyms.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
shake my head - all the kids say it
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2011 8:38 AM CST up reply actions
This made me chuckle
vomited in the holding area & needed medical assistance due to the amount of alcohol she drunk.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 8:41 AM CST reply actions
There should have been a period after 'alcohol'..
by coltranemonk on Nov 14, 2011 8:45 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Yep. That's why I giggled
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
Welcome aboard, sir.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Welcome PSD!
1) I look forward to next Saturday afternoon. A new chance to be unprepared!
2) Wonder if Brain was out with Pinky?
3) Go watch the video again. One of the backup singers is … Tupac Shakur.
4) I wonder if OH SWEET JESES MY LEG. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD MAKE IT STOP HURTING!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2011 9:06 AM CST reply actions
I'm better now. Good to go, Coach D!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2011 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
Trololololololololololo
And welcome aboard and all that.
by The Naked Bootleg on Nov 14, 2011 9:10 AM CST reply actions
Welcome to the Batshit Insanity that is BHGP.
And not that it’s your fault, but McNutt only had 1 touchdown on the day. Nice that Mr. Peterson couldn’t get that right.
So do you think a Mike Stoops is needed in Iowa?
if for no other reason than to be the Id to Ferentz’s Superego?
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 14, 2011 9:22 AM CST reply actions
Also, McNutt is better than Nick Toon right?
the way he has been playing, i just dont get how ESPN can have Toon in their top 32 and McNutt not there.
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 14, 2011 9:26 AM CST reply actions
Toon only has one inch and 5 pounds on McNutt
so i would be surprised if that was the case
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 14, 2011 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
Fuck. Yes.
These are awesome. From the jNW game:
Johnston, Jared Dee, 30 of Des Moines, IA for Public Intox & Interference w/official acts at Kinnick at 1752 hours. Officer observed Johnston almost fall when entering Kinnick. Officers told him he needed to leave. Johnston told officers they were "fucking crazy" while talking to officers Johnston tried to flee. Johnston refused PBT.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 14, 2011 9:36 AM CST reply actions
We should just have a tournament for each home game this year and then tournament of champions.
Could make for some interesting offseason material.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Yes! This!
It’s Footballifornication!!
"No I'm not going to 'limber up'. You ever see a lion stretching before it takes down a gazelle?"
More like DRUNJIFORNICATION.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Nov 14, 2011 9:56 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought the Metrodome
was where Drunjiforication happened
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2011 10:25 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
His middle name is Dee
That “fucking crazy” line works every time.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 14, 2011 10:38 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
"Officers told him to leave"
Should say: “The officers altered the deal; told him he should pray they don’t alter it further.”
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 14, 2011 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
My favorites:
Zimmer, Timothy E, 20 of Evanston, IL for Possession of Fictitious License & Public Intox at Kinnick at 1921 hours. Zimmer was staggering between buses. Zimmer had slurred speech & blew .214 PBT. Upon search at the holding cell a fictitious DL was found on his person showing him to be of legal drinking age.
McGrath, Griffin Michael, 23 of Cedar Rapids, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick at 1238 hours. McGrath was forcing his way into an elevator at Gate F &then ran from security. McGrath admitted drinking & blew .272 PBT.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Harwks are 2.5 point favorites?
I’ll take Purdue.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Nov 14, 2011 10:00 AM CST reply actions
It's a weird line.
My broke, compulsive gambling roommate says that if it rises, it’s a good sign for Iowa. He hasn’t gambled in a while, but he’s been correct with these hunches more often than not of late.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
He understands how well we've played on the road, right?
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2011 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
It's solely based on line trends and not actual play on the field.
It’s crazy how much Vegas knows sometimes.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
God, that was my thought as well.
If it were at home, OK. But on the road against a team playing every bit as good as Iowa? Weird.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 14, 2011 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
In the spirit of Senor Day..
Hola! And welcome!
Yee-Haw! I ride again!
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Nov 14, 2011 10:00 AM CST reply actions
I feel like when a coach says something like
I guess you’d have to say we weren’t ready,
it’s really saying I’m not a very good coach. I would rather he use a platitude like “they were a better team than we were today” or the infamous “we need to do a better job of executing” than say they weren’t ready.
I feel like at this point in the season there should be some improvement on this team, especially in tackling, but I don’t see it.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 14, 2011 11:10 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Ah memories
White is the first Hawkeye to do that [double-double in first game] since Jess Settles in 1993.
I remember that first game of Settles’ career. As well his last, in 2005.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Nov 14, 2011 11:38 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
I don't want to live in a world where "Jess Settles is old" jokes fail to make me laugh.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Jess Settles and Scott Padgett
were my two favorite college basketball players when I was in middle school. And high school. And college. And post-college.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I used to go to Winfield Mount Union to watch him play in high school
Best high school player I ever done saw.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 14, 2011 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
Will the Iowa game be available online tonight?
by clay-born to party on Nov 14, 2011 11:51 AM CST reply actions
Yep.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Uh, yeah, video.btn.com or All Access on HawkeyeSports
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I believe it is, I should just drive to the game,
I would be able to get a Brommer bobblehead!
by clay-born to party on Nov 14, 2011 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone not wanting their Brommerhead let me know..
I have two extra requests by people that are no longer in town and I’m not giving up mine.
by coltranemonk on Nov 14, 2011 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
Sadly, yes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
last game I was able to find a stream. I know we can’t post them here but if you look around Twitter close to tip the link gets floated around.
seriously?
if you just googl Iowa Hawkeyes Broadcast
you should be able to easitly find dthe WHO feed on
justin.tv
go hawks
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
BOOOOO!!!
Thanks, PSD, but still BOOOOO!!
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 14, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
Chalk one of the public urinations up to me.
Though it was complete bullshit because all they saw was me walking out of the woods and not me actually urinating.
I’m tempted to fight it, but that means I have to drive 2 hours both way and be there at 8 AM on a Monday. So instead I’m likely just going to piss and moan and take it up the tail pipe.
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
Isn't there a crazy technicality that makes you a sex offender too?
PERVERT!
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 14, 2011 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
Cassel could be out all year, Just one injury away from Stanzi!!!
by clay-born to party on Nov 14, 2011 3:43 PM CST reply actions
I've been telling myself that Stanzi was a #3 in the way that Tebow was
Straight to the top of the depth chart, Richard!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 14, 2011 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
Speaking of those "injuries," I don't think I saw the UN-L/MSU game, but I read that MSU did the same thing there a couple weeks ago
So either they’re dirty cheaters, or they’re the wussiest bunch of “tough guys” out there.
Their mods are pussies too.
I got the banhammer for mentioning their failures in manhood. No debate, just delete the post and whack me.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 14, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions

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