WE'RE TALKIN' FOOTBALL: SATURDAY NIGHT ACTION
by RossWB on Nov 12, 2011 6:30 PM CST
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(just click through for the awesomeness)
E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!
Your evening slate of games:
5pm: Tennessee at Arkansas (ESPN2)
6pm: Western Kentucky at LSU (ESPNU)
630pm: Maryland vs. Notre Dame (NBC)
7pm: Alabama at Mississippi State (ESPN)
7pm: Oregon at Stanford (ABC)
815pm: Idaho at BYU (ESPN2)
915pm: Hawaii at Nevada (ESPNU)
930pm: Arizona State at Washington State (Versus)
There's also a UFC Heavyweight Title fight between Cain Velasquez (C) and Junior Dos Santos on FOX and Manny Pacquiao-Marquez III on PPV.
The usual open threading rules apply: no illegal online streams, no porn, no religion, no politics, no slurs, and BE CIVIL.
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What did I miss?
Anybody get banned?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
Getting angry again?
But C.J. finally got snaps!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 6:39 PM CST up reply actions
Actually I wasn't
I have made my peace with them. They aren’t a very good team this year and that is okay.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Hallelujah!!!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 6:44 PM CST up reply actions
Slow your roll
I am still not happy with the quality of coaching, though there were some nice play calls early in the game, but given the events of the last few weeks, I just don’t have the energy to get worked up over football.
Now, for wrestling I am eating glass.
Oh, my brother is playing center for the soon-to-be Iowa State Champion Bettendorf Bulldogs.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Cool.
I hope he beats those Valley Punks.
But, I’m also really pretty ambivalent to 4A football.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
Hmmm, Ive been going to all the Bettendorf games
And I can’t for the life of me remember who the center is, what number is he? We won state when I was a junior last, but this defense is far and away the best high school defense I’ve seen.
by clay-born to party on Nov 12, 2011 6:52 PM CST up reply actions
He is number 53
Same number and position I played when I went there
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Ly cloned himself!
To get a state title.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
He is better than me in just about every way possible
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Then you are the best cloning scientist ever.
No way he can beat that.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
C.J. did okay too, didn't he
Good for him
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I would say he did
I don’t have a clue how to grade blocking skills, but he had nice hands and appeared to get open often.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 6:44 PM CST up reply actions
So I was at work
until about lunch time so I missed the 1st half. I got home and the first play I saw was the fake FG by MSU. Then everything started getting better. So naturally I sat in the same place and didn’t move because I was clearly the reason for the comeback. I was thinking about posting this update on the live thread, but decided it was bad karma. Then the fumble happened anyway. It’s like the players have no idea what we do for them.
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Nov 12, 2011 6:40 PM CST up reply actions
I watched the first half
and then decided to go to work. I do take solace in the fact that Texas Tech fared significantly worse than the Hawks today.
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That's no joke
OSU wants to play for the MNC
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Nov 12, 2011 6:44 PM CST up reply actions
I think so
I think OU beats them though. I just can’t imagine that program not screwing up somewhere during a season.
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Maybe.
But OU isn’t what they were a month ago.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
I think the fumble happened when my sis turned the game back on
Yes, I blame her.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Nov 12, 2011 6:42 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Clearly she got your mom's bad X Chromosome
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
& I got the good one
Obviously
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Nov 12, 2011 6:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I might have carpal tunnel, may have to sit out a couple comments.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Okay, I'm better now.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, now I get it.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 6:40 PM CST up reply actions
Booooooooooooooooooo
"You start to get out of bed, you say, 'Oh, [expletive], I only got one leg on, I better get the other leg on.'" -- Norm Parker
I've been ready to go out for 2+ hours
Not that I don’t love you all but WHERE IS MY RIDE?!
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Nov 12, 2011 6:40 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
That's what you get for chasing the bad boys
So unreliable
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 6:41 PM CST up reply actions
Staying in
Made Pizza, and now I’m watching Harry Potter, on an HP Monitor
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
That sounds like the most nerd bachelor thing of all time.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 6:45 PM CST up reply actions
and you? what will be your evening of debauchery hot shot?
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I think that was in jest?
FYI, I’m home with the baby, my wife works 12s every other weekend as a nurse.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
thats what she said...... I am so ashamed of myself
by nwyms Trebek! on Nov 12, 2011 6:53 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 6:54 PM CST up reply actions
I'm repairing my daughter's 5-year old Teddy Bear
while I nurse her kitten back to health after falling down the stairs. After that I am going to read the entire Aesop collection to her in Latin.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
you two are in the same room on separate laptops
am i warm?
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I don't think HawkPocket lives in Lubbock
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
You don't have to live in Lubbock to be in Lubbock
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I have never been
But I have to believe the town of Lubbock looks as greasy and heavy as its name sounds
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
Which makes me depressed that Leach no longer coaches there.
He seemed to be perfect for that city.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
It is just brown, dusty, and uninteresting
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
That is true
Any place, mental or physical, in which you express a depressed and uneasy nature you are in Lubbock
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Speaking of going soft
P90X-2 is apparently ready for preorder.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 6:54 PM CST up reply actions
It is better than what I am doing
I am eating Special K and debating watching “The Longest Day” or reading Aristotle’s “On Man in the Universe”.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
So you got RR's video collection
in the Internet-Divorce settlement?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 6:53 PM CST up reply actions
Those were mine
his treehouse didn’t have any electronics
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Just ripped the blu-rays
so it should be fun/interesting…though, all 8 movies runtimes together is 19 hours 40 minutes…not going to watch them all tonight
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
Is it *exclusively* limited to Iowa City?
I already bought my birthday present (Standard Telecaster / Fender Blues Junior III amp)… GF got a really nice German chocolate cake from Freeport Bakery… we are about to go out for a steak, there will be football on the TV screens.
It would have been nice to have had an Iowa win for my 50th, but its been a good day. Ran 5 miles, did some shopping, now we are about to go back out.
Oh. One last thing.
FUCK DANTONIO
Love the Voldemort Photoshop. Because that is who that cheating lying ass slime ball motherfucker is.
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 6:53 PM CST up reply actions
Happy Birthday.
Maybe they start Weinke as a gift to you at OMHR’s house next week.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 6:54 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think it matters who starts at QB
Purdue is going to kick our ass. Bad.
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
Nah.
They are who we think they are.
The question is, what actual team is Iowa?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 6:59 PM CST up reply actions
I love being almost done with the season and having no clue how good Iowa is.
Makes each week kind of fun. :)
I'd prefer knowing we were going to a bowl by this time.
Even if it is “just the Insight Bowl.”
/BHGP Hipster’d
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions
The Bird Cult is a human sky mall
You have ALL THE PRODUCT INFORMATION
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
by Lycurgus on Nov 12, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I found this uproariously funny
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions
That is pretty funny, I agree.
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
My new (and yet old) opinion of Mark Dantonio:
I can ride my bike with no handlebars...
by hkobb7 on Nov 12, 2011 6:43 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
LOL.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 6:45 PM CST up reply actions
Perfect. Voldtonio. Rec'd
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 6:53 PM CST up reply actions
So did everybody notice that Road Vandy showed up?
That was painful to watch him throw today. I’m not one to blame a game on the QB, but this one was close. He had plenty of time out there.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
He really had some time to throw too
I think the game just gets going too fast for him (in his head) sometimes
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I noticed that too
He seemed to be going to the check-down awfully soon. I think that pick got in his head.
"You start to get out of bed, you say, 'Oh, [expletive], I only got one leg on, I better get the other leg on.'" -- Norm Parker
He locked onto Marvin too much as well. Just a bad day for Vandy
Hope for better in the next 3 games, I suppose
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 6:48 PM CST up reply actions
I think he looked at MArvin too infrequently
Marvin was in single coverage a LOT today. That’s automatic. Don’t throw interceptions toward Davis. Throw them toward Marvin.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I was pretty pissed with Marvin there in the first two drives though
that drop on third done was tough and then he loses the first down on the next drive. Of course he more than made up for that, but he has had a few tough drops this season.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
There was a helluva wind out there....
…..and some of Vandy’s throws simply died before they reached a receiver. Her bailed a couple of times, but what I noticed more was that he had chances to run and get 5-7 yards but instead turned into a chucker.
But the wind affected the kind of throws he had to make—like the wide-open Marvin one. That ball was on target and just farted and died on its way to a TD.
My beef: WHY did we take the ball for the opening KO? This was one game where we didn’t want that, and wanted the wind for the first quarter. Big mistake, IMO.
"Apparently, riding Joe Paterno like a small horse is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!"
by The Director on Nov 12, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
I think Vandy's ball is a soft ball
some Qbs throw a heavy ball that eats through the wind but his does not. I saw that right away and he also tried to overspin it (as they say) to get some velocity. I think this is a problem going forward because it is not going to get less windy.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Interesting... because he has a fair amount of velocity
and normally seems to have a good spiral. I guess it just isn’t quick enough to cut through the wind.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
the same concept of how a golf ball or baseball applies to a football
it is not a matter simply of spin or of velocity. They have to be synced up. So, you can have less spin with high velocity and it will go far and fast or you can have more spin with less velocity and achieve the same effect. It’s not exactly that simple but the wind ball QBs have both, tight spirals with lots of spin and lots of arm speed.
I don’t think Vandy has a lot of arm speed. He works his ass off getting behind the ball with his body. I bet his hands are smallish too (reducing control and spin).
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
He's not Jerry Rice. Oh well.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah. But I really like Jerry Rice.
Seriously, if people think McNutt is a round 1 NFL pick, he has some work to do.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
No one but stupid Iowa fans thinks he's a Rd 1 pick.
Christ.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Few are rational enough to realize he's not a 3rd round pick either
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 6:59 PM CST up reply actions
I think he is deserving of the third round but
he probably will not do well at the combine and be a 5th rounder and then start.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I think he's got enough talent to go on day 2.
But, as SMA points out, he will need to show up at the combine to make sure of that.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think he has the 40 time to impress at the combine
I hope I’m wrong. I just want him to get drafted and make a roster.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
I think he makes a nice NFL career
out of never dropping balls.
Which is why I’m concerned he may not have a nice, long, NFL career.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
Ok then.
I didn’t say I think he is a round 1 pick.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions
I know that
I was just reacting to the situation. I was totally back in love with that one-handed catch. That was awesome.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
He didn't throw good deep passes today.
I was kind of pissed to see an open Iowa WR headed to the end zone, and then a Vandy pass bounce 3 yards behind him.
We need a JC6 exorcism something fierce.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
Cousins did OK with it
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 6:59 PM CST up reply actions
Did Cousins throw deep balls?
I certainly don’t remember any.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
He threw one and we almost intercepted it (it was a slight overthrow)
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Wasn't that with the wind at his back?
When Miller forgot he was supposed to be the last man defending and instead got greedy.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
No it was before that
Miller could have had the pick but he would have had to go through the receiver. Probably a good decision at that point in the game.
"You start to get out of bed, you say, 'Oh, [expletive], I only got one leg on, I better get the other leg on.'" -- Norm Parker
I missed a lot of MSU offensive possessions, was just looking at his stats
Being in charge of an infant makes me pick my viewing choices as best I can
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
I'm with you.
My 8 month old headbutt a bookcase today, so that was fun.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
BOOKCASE DEF. LA NINA VIA TKO?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
She's got a pretty good bump.
It was rough for about an hour. Wife wanted to go to the hospital for a concussion test. I’ve no idea how an 8-month old takes a concussion test. They don’t follow fingers even when 100% aware.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
My wife does that too. I think it's a mom thing.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:17 PM CST up reply actions
Wouldn't the treatment be just what you do anyway?
OK, no football or operating heavy machinery for a while. Check.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 12, 2011 7:17 PM CST up reply actions
I used to run my head into everything, multiple times a day
and look how good I turned out
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I don't think Mexican't wants his child to grow up to live in Lubbock
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Nov 12, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
There is actually not coming back from that
not at all
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
That was a good burn.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
Shut up. You have no idea what this place is like.
/sobs controllably
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Never been to West Lafayette, but even
Texas has standards
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I find it interesting that TheMexican't has neither confirmed nor denied this statement.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
I think I may be stuck in The Musc for life.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
But La Nina doesn't have to be!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That's true.
I’m hoping she wins her first LPGA tournament before turning 20 so she can move us all to a year-round golf state. One of the Carolina’s, maybe.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
She must have been excited to find a good essay
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
The plus side was that I missed most of the first half
but saw the entire second half. Looked to me like we won!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sorry, but I laughed.
I hope the little one is fine.
/looks a few posts down, finds out she is.
//laughs at the wife wanting a concussion test
///nods at the treatment plan
Keep that little one away from the lawnmowers for a while.
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Nov 12, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
I wasn't so much worried about a concussion as I was her splitting her forehead.
That would have sent the wife into a full-blown frenzy. Foreheads bleed like a motherfucker.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
This is true. I've got a wicked scar on my forehead from slamming said forehead in the door.
Best part was: I got it while swinging from my parents’ hands. I was awesome at swinging back then.
/not that kind of swinging you dirty minded people.
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Nov 12, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Count me in the head zipper club.
I cracked my head on a coffee table at about 3 or 4, had to get a couple stitches.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I bet that's what it is,
/He is actually Harry Potter
by clay-born to party on Nov 12, 2011 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
It doesn't look like a lightning bolt though!
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Nov 12, 2011 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
Do it often enough and your forehead can look like Ric Flair's too!
NEAT!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You can control the wind?
I guess you are the coolest Mexican every, despite your lack of appreciation for cheese.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
every=ever
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
His deep ball hasn't been a huge issue in any other week.
The ball that fell just short of McNutt was completely killed by the wind. As was the INT in the first half.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not just basing this off this week,
but I think Vandy does not have the arm that many of us think he has.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
And we could see another undefeated handed its first loss before the night is over.
Cheering for chaos. Cheering for the ducks.
I think I'd like to see
Stanford make a MNC game against an SEC team, and win.
I realize this is improbable.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 6:49 PM CST up reply actions
I'm just trying to figure out how OSU is the #2 team...
I mean they have one good win over Texas A&M which has kind of collapse. Texas sucks and they barely got by KSU.
Start in Top 10 + put up points + stay undefeated + be in good conference
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
LOL
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
Well KSU is still 14th in the country,
Texas ranked, Mizzou just beat ranked Texas, Baylor is not the worst ever.
by clay-born to party on Nov 12, 2011 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
And also who behind them should be ahead?
by clay-born to party on Nov 12, 2011 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
We would beat Okie State 9 times out of 10
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
*1000
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
I think I'm funny, too!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:17 PM CST up reply actions
Er, I mean, uh
IOWA GOT SCREWED BY THE REFS AND SHOULD HAVE WON THIS FUCKING GAME, GUYZ.
I can ride my bike with no handlebars...
How much explosion do you think happened at OBNUG?
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Nov 12, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
KSU is going to get the win, but they're not going to cover.
Should be a 53-50 final.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, shit, you're right.
I got mixed up.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 6:53 PM CST up reply actions
K-State was 4.5 point UNDERDOG. At home. To Texas A&M.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That was the weirdest line of the week.
It made zero sense to me.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Little known fact: Rodney Dangerfield is a KSU alum.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 6:49 PM CST up reply actions
I would watch that movie again in a heartbeat
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
Fucking love that movie.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 12, 2011 7:17 PM CST up reply actions
All movies with an evil blond male character are worth watching again.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
Wisconsin, actually.
Filmed in Madison, no idea why.
"Apparently, riding Joe Paterno like a small horse is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!"
by The Director on Nov 12, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions
Not going to read all the comments
but, I was at the game today and I’m usually bad luck.
But, goddamn, that first half was the worst half I’ve seen out of Iowa football since 1999.
Scotch makes the pain go away……
07 Indiana....
we scored on a tipped hail mary at the end of the first half iirc. But were still down like 10 and didn’t do anything in the second half.
Both games sucked.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 6:47 PM CST up reply actions
My leg! I think it's broken!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 12, 2011 6:45 PM CST reply actions
phew!
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Nov 12, 2011 6:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I won't work for days!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 6:47 PM CST up reply actions
TAMU had to settle for the FG in 4OT.
KSU nearly had a TD, but TAMU did PI in the end zone. KSU down 3, will probably get a TD and the win. 1st and goal from the 2 yard line. On ESPN News.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
KSU run is short.
Now about a foot out on 2nd down.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
KSU punches it in.
Wins.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 6:47 PM CST up reply actions
Epic argument between my roommates:
Purdue fans stormed the field when “we” beat tOSU. One roommate, a kid from Ohio with similar Purdue fandom as myself, thinks that storming the field was not warranted. The other, a more “die-hard” Purdue fan claims that it was.
Full disclosure, I think that it was completely unwarranted.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Any win over the OSU
deserves a strormin’
by salparadise23 on Nov 12, 2011 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
This.
Even if your team beats OSU because OSU beat themselves.
OSU is hated. Victories over them should be enjoyed. To the max.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
Not a shitty tOSU team.
Seriously, fans, Iowa fans included, need to stop storming the field all the time. Hey great, you beat a team that is usually good on a down year. Bully for you.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
I'm here for you, love.
Just let me know if there is anything you need.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
Unless she's gonna do it.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
I would bring you one next week if I were going to be there.
Alas, I am not.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
I'm in this camp
A lot of those kids don’t remember big wins from yesteryear because they were born in 1993. Let them have their fun.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:23 PM CST up reply actions
i dont mind, because fuck OSU
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 12, 2011 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK PURDUE.
#THERIVALRY
HATE WEEK STARTS NOW.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They'll get that winning
out of their system.
I hope.
by salparadise23 on Nov 12, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
I JUST REMEMBERED HOW MUCH ORVILLE REDENBACHER SUCKED
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It took me a second to read that and understand it.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
OH FUCK, I JUST MADE SOME OF HIS GODDAMN POPCORN
I SHOULD PROBABLY THROW IT OUT NOW.
FUCK
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
FEED IT TO PIGEONS!
PIGEONS THAT YOU HATE! HAHAHAHAH!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Orville and Act II are both awesome...because I work for ConAgra :)
by clayborn2run on Nov 12, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
Act II is related to Orville?!?!
The P*rd** conspiracy runs deeper than I thought!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
You work for ConAgra?
Are you responsible for that weird commercial where the parents sneak in and cook shitty food?
Are you also responsible for those terrible Marie Callender’s Chinese Bowls?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions
HFCS is probably his fault too
"You start to get out of bed, you say, 'Oh, [expletive], I only got one leg on, I better get the other leg on.'" -- Norm Parker
correct - I invented it (ps not a dude)
by clayborn2run on Nov 12, 2011 7:17 PM CST up reply actions
Remind me what HFCS is again?
Hilshire Farms ??
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you (and you too, Catnuts).
I was going to make a corn syrup joke, but decided not to.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
High Fructose Corn Syrup
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
if i'm ever in a band
and that band makes a record, that is what we’re going to call it
"You start to get out of bed, you say, 'Oh, [expletive], I only got one leg on, I better get the other leg on.'" -- Norm Parker
I am starting a crusade against High Maltose Corn Syrup!
Who’s with me?
Call: What do we want to stop?
Response: High Maltose Corn Syrup!
Call: Why do we want to stop it?
Repsonse: Cause we don’t understand sugars!
by iowabeakster on Nov 12, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think this is my favorite post of the evening so far.
Congrats to you.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks
Try the fish. I’ll be back for another show later.
by iowabeakster on Nov 12, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Then the veal.
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Nov 12, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Hit up the all-you-can-eat buffet
and tip the staff.
by iowabeakster on Nov 12, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
Buffets are for old people.
And Pizza Ranch, I do love me some Pizza Ranch.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
ASTRONAUTS ARE ASSHOLES
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 6:53 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
THIS
THEY’RE ALL PART OF THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX THAT WANTS TO RAPE THE MOON OF ITS ABUNDANT NATURAL RESOURCES. #moonenvironmentalism
I can ride my bike with no handlebars...
MOON OF ITS ABUNDANT NATURAL RESOURCES
I am against the exploitation of cheese on any heavenly body
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Would you eat it? I know I would.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
Once it is harvested there is no sense in letting it go to waste
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Sigh. Purdue is going to kill us
I see no fight left in this team. The coaching staff looks bored, the players look like they’re mailing it in whenever it gets hard.
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
HATE WEEK. UR DOING IT WRONG
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think so...
Purdue has big time “stinker” capabilities and if this win was as big to them as it appeared, this could be that stinker.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Don't give up
We didn’t give up when the German bombed Pearl Harbor!
by salparadise23 on Nov 12, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
Actually....
…..Purdue is ripe for the dreaded utterly predictable “letdown” game after the Big Win, so I give us a 66% chance of leaving West Lafayette with a W next week.
OSU’s loss will be our gain.
"Apparently, riding Joe Paterno like a small horse is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!"
by The Director on Nov 12, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions
OSU losing is everybody's gain
Because as justsomehawkeyefan put it, fuck Ohio State.
I can ride my bike with no handlebars...
Alright, that was not very civil of me, which is not the sort of discussion I want to foster.
I will instead say I strongly disagree with you. Ferentz sure looked bored when he was ripping the referees a new asshole for that horseshit spot and penalty.
As for the players… they had a perfect opportunity to mail it in during the second half. They did not.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The second half effort was admirable.
But you can only climb out of an 18+ point hole so many times in one season, and MSU ain’t Pitt. It was rather amazing that we were anywhere near sniffing distance of the Spartans when Z Derby had his fumble. It was a good effort after half.
"Apparently, riding Joe Paterno like a small horse is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!"
by The Director on Nov 12, 2011 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
There you are
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 12, 2011 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
No, you are just this way about Iowa football.
Because you are an old (50), cranky man.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions
I AM NOT OLD AND CRANKY
But I’m sick of losing :(
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Do you think you are the only one that feels that way?
I don’t think anyone around these parts would say they like it very much either.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
THEY NEED TO INVENT A FORM OF BEN GAY FOR LOSING
That does not contain alcohol and is not fattening. Something to dull my pain.
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Greek yogurt works for me.
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Nov 12, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
I don't even remotely know what that is supposed to mean
but you are going to have to stop yelling.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
Oxycodone works.
Add some muscle relaxers, and bingo. No more lose?
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Nov 12, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
DUDE
C’MON
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 12, 2011 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
Look, I think the BC is a good dude
but has no capacity for being level headed about this thing. I don’t think Iowa is very good this year, but that just is what it is. OMHR is an excellent opportunity for Vandy to get off the schneid, away. It’s not like the stagium is going to be anywhere near full.
you are correct sir. I am binary - I'm either OFF or ON
None of this fuzzy logic feel good shit.
WINNING ROCKS
LOSING SUCKS
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
A PURDUE NUCLEAR ENGINEER WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR 3 MILE ISLAND
AND PROBABLY FUKUSHIMA
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
AND THE CHINESE NUCLEAR WEAPON PROGRAM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purdue_University#Alumni
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF LOSING TO PURDUE
Somewhere there’s got to a link to that Bobby Knight rant…
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
BOB GRIESE HATES JUAN PABLO MONTOYA
AND TACOS
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
My reasoning:
1) Not nationally relevant
2) Purdue beat tOSU and stormed the field two years ago
3) tOSU is not a good football team
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
They were storming for the 3-game win streak.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 6:54 PM CST up reply actions
Probably.
The finish was pretty crazy but the game should have been locked up and not required a blocked XP.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
THE STREAK ENDS NOW
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, are they on a 3-game streak on the year?
I meant 3 consecutive non-losses to OSU.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
I was just following your lead. Crudsticks.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, can we still have ties?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
No, but their loss last year technically didn't happen.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ah. I now understand.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:17 PM CST up reply actions
Hope isn't quite the douche that Fitzy is.
And Hope doesn’t resort to magical tubers.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
In Papua New Guinea
you can use yams to buy a wife. That is a truly magical tuber
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Oh, newsflash:
I fucking hate Dantonio so much more now even than Bielema it’s not even funny. If Wisky meets MSU in the champ game, I’m wearing head-to-toe red.
By the way, I just injured myself writing this, but after a breather I’m completely back to full-speed again. Fucking Dantonio.
I barely feel better after writing all that, having to watch in person Worthy’s fucking “Walkabout” to the sidelines in the 4th quarter today. Karma, PLEASE be listening.
OK, now I feel a bit better.
"Apparently, riding Joe Paterno like a small horse is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!"
by The Director on Nov 12, 2011 7:00 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I think the UFC ran out of prelim fights. The stream on Facebook is showing a whole lot of crowd shots.
There’s still an hour left before the fight goes live on FOX.
Did Bendo fight yet?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I wish the prelims were on TV.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You can't watch the stream on facebook?
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
I can, but TV is so much better.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Bendo-Guida coming up next.
Pre-game talk now, they should be walking out shortly .
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
I just caught the end of the fight... seemed good.
How was the rest of it?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Turns out I was on a 20 minute delay when I gave you the heads up.
Luckily, the UFC lets you rewind the stream.
It was good. Benderson definitely controlled the grappling. His fight with Edgar should be a good one. I think Henderson can take him.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
Kinda hope so.
Guida-Maynard maybe?
Or does Cerrone get a crack at one of them?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think Cerrone would get run over by Guida.
Maynard-Guida would be good, though. Seems fair, like a third place match.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
notre dame's helmets are AIDS in helmet form
whats with the scales?
I feel like it's supposed to look like a dimpled dome, but it's terrible.
I’ve dubbed them the leopard-chaun helmet.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions
Someone gave Jack Swarbrick BLINGEE.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They look like a disco ball fucked a box of Lucky Charms.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Nov 12, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Looks for the "rec 200 times" button.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
God, I missed out on the 70s
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 12, 2011 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
Why would you ever change ND helmets?
Is it really worth pissing on the best helmets (I hate ND) in college football for idiot 16-18 year olds.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
That's like saying
“Is it really worth getting this practice on film by sending this kid up on the scissors lift in this 50 mph wind?”
The answer: YES!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
Still too soon
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
I did not understand why Stanford hired Shaw
but after listening to him and seeing how they play, I think he is a superstar (assuming he can recruit).
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Let's give him some time
before we crown his ass.
Because, with this year’s Niners’ performance, I’m still inclined to think that Jim Harbaugh was the difference-maker.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
Or Luck
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe.
But they also had a pretty good year with Gerhardt, too.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
Oh Stanford...of course you keep your grass longer and slicker as a home-field advantage.
I see how you be.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
eggheads with their smartypants strategies.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
There is no hope in the Mudville.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
The grass looks like it is same height as Augusta rough
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I would have set it up like a British Open, with lots of little pot bunkers everywhere.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I assumed they just used Soldier Field for artillery practice.
Is that not correct?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I have a third cousin
who has a husband, who has apparently been fighting peat fires in Minnesota.
I wonder how much fire duty he has done at Soldier Field.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
I think they let people in to test their snow chains also
Gotta be prepared.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 12, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
It is important to be ready for winter weather
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That would have spelled doom for Iowa if we still had Julian V on the team.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I guess last year was Bluder's real shot.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
Shot at
getting to second in the Big Ten and the third round of the NCAAs?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
everyone returns but Kachine and they had a really good recruiting class.
and I think the B1G lost some good players. I think they’ll be okay. maybe still just figuring things out. I went to the exhibition last weekend, and they just didn’t look in sync
That new PG sounds like the real deal.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Like, "Pitbull" real good?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
Is Harvard just draining everything?
That probably won’t last.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Getting rebounded by an Ivy League team is not ideal.
Size was supposed to be an issue for them this year, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Andrew Luck is going to run out of room for stickers on his helmet before this season is done.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I don't get the sticker helmet thing
in the contemporary college setting. My daughter quit losing her shit over stickers in 3rd grade. Just sayin.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
But were your daughter's stickers scratch-and-sniff?
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
The Stanford stickers smell like 5000 a night prostitutes and premium Columbian blow
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Are you supposed to sniff BOTH of those?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know
I have never been faced with that situation
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
He should get a lacquered cod piece to put his other stickers on.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
by Lycurgus on Nov 12, 2011 7:27 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
LOL'd and Rec'd
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
The referee in the Stanford game just fucked up big time
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I can kind of see why he blew the whistle there.
But he probably shouldn’t have. Lucky break for the Ducks
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
SRSLY, how is 'Bama locked in a 0-0 tie.
Their offense must really suck.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Which is puzzling
because they have an awesome RB and some talented WRs.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
What are you saying here?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
yes, confused.
Was that supposed to be Thanksgiving and not MNF?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, they just showed (on ABC) graphic for the next three weeks:
Vikings/Packers could be a good one, division game.
Chiefs are wildly inconsistent as are the Pats.
And Giants/Saints should be a really good one.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Thanks.
Your comment did remind me to see if my local fox channel has the Niners/Giants game tomorrow.
It does not.
Instead, I can watch Broncos/Chefs, Saints/Falcons, or Lions/Bears.
/I’m tired of watching the Saints. Those other teams kind of suck.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
My fantasy team is going to enjoy Aaron Rodgers obliterating the Vikings.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
In case anyone was wondering the movie version of Les Miserables is at best not very good.
And I can’t figure out why they all have British accents in France.
Are you a big musical fan?
I like some. But not all.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
There isn't a movie that exists with Les Mis in musical form
There’s one in pre-production, though, with Hugh Jackman as Valjean.
/nerd’d
I can ride my bike with no handlebars...
Ah.
So the one CWay was referring to is not a musical, right?
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:44 PM CST up reply actions
Which one?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Liam Niesen and Claire Danes.
In case anyone was wondering Claire Danes could not do an English accent to save her life.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
Well, we learned that in the hip version of Romeo+Juliet, didn't we?
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't think she had the accent in that movie.
That movie was a shit pile in general. I didn’t want to watch it but my stupid friends made me. Sometimes it’s tough being a girl.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
Claire Danes
Over-rated since 1995.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
You shut your mouth
"You start to get out of bed, you say, 'Oh, [expletive], I only got one leg on, I better get the other leg on.'" -- Norm Parker
Yes, she was good in that role.
Maybe she should stick to autistic cow ladies w/o accents.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
There's your first pick in the draft
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MORE PURDUE ALUMNI
PRO WRESTLER “DICK THE BRUISER”
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by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 7:35 PM CST reply actions
No. That's naked Boiler Pete.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
that's some serious lats for an old-timey photo
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
PRO WRESTLING MAKES ME HATE THEM LESS!
DAMNATION
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You're a Vikings guy, right?
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
No, I'm a Raiders guy.
Was he on the Packers team that beat the Raiders in Super Bowl II?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh, I probably knew that at some point.
Nope, he was early 50s
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by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
"MC CLAIN! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?!"
Die Hard 2 is on Ion.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 12, 2011 7:37 PM CST reply actions
Die Hard III and IV are worse.
At least in #2 you can watch Dennis Franz and all the villians over-act.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
?
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
no, this
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:44 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not a big Disney fan
unless we are talking Lion King or Anne of Green Gables
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Best work Disney Movies ever did was getting out of Pixar's way
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
Die Hard 3?
But…but…SAMUEL L. JACKSON. Die Hard IV is fucking awful, and I wouldn’t place much more stock in Die Hard V.
I can ride my bike with no handlebars...
Is Die Hard V yet to be released?
Because Live Free or Die Hard is DH4, right?
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
Die Hard 3 is awesome Chaz.
You take that back! The villain was the best one (besides Severus Snape). And that was before Samuel L started overacting his tough guy bit.
With a Vengeance was silly fun
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
I was so high when I saw III that I didn't really remember anything after the scene at the park the next time I watched it.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
Stop bumming me out.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
Kids, it was like 1995. I was in college, pot was as experimental as I got.
I was and always will be lame.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
Legalize it.
Actually, I tried a new perfume this afternoon that I really liked from Fresh called Cannabis Santal, I liked it a lot but I like the Oriental scents so it makes sense.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
STOP BUMMING ME OUT!
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
Jeez, Chazz.
You sound like my sister and she’s a pretty serious buzzkill. Actually, strike that, you two would probably get along pretty well.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I am literally trying to stop you from getting
buzzed, so I guess that is so.
And I am fine with any introductions to any females. But just know. My game is pretty similar to what Jebus wrote about during ISU hate week.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
I can't think you are any worse than my freakshow of a brother in law.
Jesus, the guy was in rare form last night. He has to have been in a manic state I swear.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
Meh, I'm probably not that bad.
Also, I root against Kansas.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
She has been known to be a sympathizer.
Not as much lately b/c her best friend and husband are KState grads and I REALLY like to make fun of KU.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
Ah crappers.
This scent is for men. Balls. Oh well, I had already ordered Euphoria today I didn’t need this anyway.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
If the scent was Balls,
it probably doesn’t matter what gender it was for. You’re better off with something else.
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
You can get that scent "balls" for free downtown
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
by Lycurgus on Nov 12, 2011 8:28 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
No it has Bergamot, Brazilian Orange, Black Plum, Patchouli, Cannabis Accord, Rose, Chocolate, Vetiver, Vanilla Musks.
No balls. I’m really confused now b/c it’s on the Women’s Fragrance page but it says men’s scent on the description page. Sephora, why must you toy w/ me?
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
I almost ordered a "gay" cologne the other day
so I understand
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Yes, it's due in 2013, and will be called "A Good Day to Die Hard"
Google searches for the movie by title will probably introduce you to some serious necrophiliac porn, so I’d stick with “Die Hard V”.
I can ride my bike with no handlebars...
Not "A Real Good Time to Die Hard"?
I smell product placement opportunity!
by Brock Sampson on Nov 12, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
The above sentence is in every Die Hard
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 12, 2011 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
Anybody else giggle every time John McClane from the Houston Post-Chronicle
gives an update on the health/playing status of Arian Foster or Andre Johnson?
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
No.
Mostly because Foster is on my fantasy team.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
Have any 'spread option' coaches ever made the jump to the NFL?
It seems like a coaching style that maximizes your career at college HC
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
We have Phelps
almost as much as we have (dare I say) Ashton Kutcher.
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
We have Shawn Johnson, too.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That's a winner there
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
Isn't she
in ISU territory? or are we talking about the “midwest”?
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
there's no such thing as "ISU territory"
and she is an Iowa fan
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
But she's attending Iowa.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Like Hell
I haven’t seen her on campus…probably b/c I live in the Engineering Building
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
and women avoid that place like the plague
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
That must be why a group of engineers is called a penis
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by Lycurgus on Nov 12, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That they do.
Actually, the BME ratio is getting closer to maybe 60/40 or so. Other branches, still Y chromosome heavy.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
She attends Iowa?
Is she on the gymnastics team?
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
I would think she wouldn't have eligibility even if she wanted to.
Sponsorships and such
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
We ran that extra point formation in high school
We called it “garbage” and it worked as well as its name
I don't think you could post/comment without making me laugh.
Keep up the good work.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
I was trying to compliment you.
Or are you saying, that because you make me laugh, the “run” is over?
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
Just buy him a rose and ask him out Chazz
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by Lycurgus on Nov 12, 2011 7:51 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I have only one rose left,
and I’m saving it for you (especially if you are going to return to write more Blogwrestling posts).
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know if I will
all the old ones have been deleted. I was just feeling like doing something goofy because of the PSU stuff.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
WHAT?!?!!?!
I THOUGHT YOU ONLY HAD ROSES FOR ME, CHAZZ. WE ARE THROUGH!
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
I once felt that way,
but then you said you had to get high to watch Die Hard movies.
At that point, I started listening to “Let Her Cry” in my head and developed a wandering eye toward Ly.
But I’m sure Rambler will remind me that “he had him (Ly) first” ala Randy Savage.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
You don't want an Amishman's sloppy seconds, do you?
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That is not even remotely what I said.
Go back up and read it. That is not what I said.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
You said you were high when you saw DH3.
The first step is admitting that you have a problem.
The second step is admitting that Bruce Willis is the higher power.
The 7th step is making amends to all those you have throat-punched.
The 8th step is making your Shenanigans co-worker your sponsor.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, and saying I was high when I watched DH3 is not the same as saying I have to be high to watch the Die Hard movies.
I don’t have a problem.
I have always found Bruce Willis sexy, w/ or w/o hair (loved Moonlighting when I was a kid).
I have yet to actually throat punch anyone.
I can only handle Shenanigans for so long and she pissed me off this week when she emailed me to tell me to quiet down. She is super loud sometimes and I didn’t think that was cool.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like Maryland is dressed more appropriately to go fight the roundheads
than the Irish. Some enemy of the crown anyway
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Where do you think the Loyalist Cavaliers were going to fight
after Cromwell’s demise?
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
Whoops
The trees are going down tonight
by Quinn Early: Motivational Speaker on Nov 12, 2011 7:45 PM CST reply actions
"IF YOU DON'T LAND THIS PLANE, THOUSANDS COULD DIE!"
#MadeUpActionMovieDialog
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 12, 2011 7:45 PM CST reply actions
In Ahnold voice:
“GET IN THE TRACTOR.”
#MadeUpActionMovieDialog
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
It is now.
RT @Lycurgus I am confuse is this twitter.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
I joined the twitters recently and I am not sold
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
It ain't great,
but if you sign up with BucketO and CWay, you will never be bored.
Beware of Hlas and Morehouse.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
I follow Rambler and CWay
I am wary of the rest of you people
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
You can follow me @aplusk
I’m taking a break from twitter for a while, though
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
This is the weirdest invitation ever
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
"UNFOLLOW THIS, BUDDY"
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 12, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
I like that you comment at least 12 hours after I tweet.
Sometimes I have to go back and see what I said to understand your comment. The only ones that were timely where the Eddie Money ones and that ended poorly b/c you thought I called you an alcoholic.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
It was the night of the second earthquake I felt.
Chazz asked if I was shakin’ a la Eddie Money. Only I don’t think he said “a la”. We went back and forth w/ Eddie Money songs. I’m funny sometimes, most of the time I’m mundane.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
I thought that night ended OK.
And I am totes hacking your twitter to send an invite to Ly and Rambler.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
Invite to what? Where you you boys going?
Sweat lodge?
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
Invite to follow on twitter.
No sweat lodge. Unless that sounds appealing to them.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
Killing time on lunch break
“YOU FORGOT TO PUNCH OUT, DIRTBAG!”
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 12, 2011 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
SU
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, I just realized nobody else would get that "Saving Silverman" reference
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
Yes!
Diamonds in the Rough
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by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
Wow.
No wonder the schools don’t like to let him borrow the Mascot heads anymore.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
he's old
he can’t smell anyway…and btw, that should’ve been then, not than…just making sure people don’t think I’m horrible at grammar even though I am.
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
Yeah
engineering makes me bad at english…I could derive the shit out of an equation though.
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
On a "current events" paper, supposed to be less than 2 pages
I was critiqued on my writing style in a non-english class.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
It just said "work on writing style"
No direction outside of that. I know I’m a mediocre writer, but it was supposed to be a summary of an article with some thoughts thrown in.
I’d rather be overly critiqued than be told something I already know.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
I generally rewrite the entire paper for my students
Their papers look like evidence in a knife murder case. Also, they still seem to refuse to get smarter and it is upsetting me.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
We are what we are.
I think that the real academic development is done in high school but that’s just one college student’s pessimistic view on my peers.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Your Purdue ways are killing me where my soul would be
if such things existed
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I am sorry.
I understand your in higher education and put a lot of work into your job and I appreciate when professors do the same. If it makes you feel better, I am a generally pessimistic person.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Don’t turn out like the BC about Iowa football. Most pessimistic Iowa fan. I don’t read his comments anymore
I am in too good of a mood with my pro sports teams to be bogged down the Hawks.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
There's a difference between writing styles
in literary stuff and in technical writing. I’m a better technical writer, I can’t write essays to save my life. Much like literary people can’t read technical writing to save their lives.
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
Blah
Come to Lubbock and I will teach you two to write
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
You'll teach me to speak good too right?
I can write, I just PREFER technical to literary, mostly because that’s all I need to know for my job. I passed interpretation of literature just fine at Iowa…had the best professor ever, now she’s complaining about the writing abilities of people from Lafayette, LA (who would have thunk?)
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
I believe you're missing some very important
punctuation
/grammar nazi’d
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
...do you teach biology or english?
For some reason, I thought biology.
And sure. But that requires me to travel.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Biology
but you have to write a lot in the sciences. I see too many people who cannot express a thought on paper. I am not saying you would be one of them. I just think it is a essential skill for anyone, in the sciences or not.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Yes
yeah, but biology paper writing and literary paper writing are completely different…I just wish my current professor in the Biology department would let us know what she wants rather than just assume that we know what she wants…
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
They are different in format
but writing proficiency is writing proficiency. I doesn’t change that much across disciplines. I personally think science writing is more difficult because of how stripped down it is.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I think that the reason Stanford is losing is because Luck shaved off his beard.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Was he attacked by a breakaway Amish sect? No wonder he’s a little off, that’d unnerve anybody.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 12, 2011 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
This is why you should never shave.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
My facial hair ability is why I should shave approximately 2 times per week.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Women down 40-37 at the half.
Harvard with probably 6 or 7 offensive rebounds, most of those leading to points
Hey, the women's game is streaming!
I did not know that. Now that I am tuning in, I expect them to win the second half by a bajillion points like the exhibition game.
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 7:52 PM CST reply actions
Where is it streaming
I haven’t been able to find it as of yet.
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
Well, I cannot break thread rules
or Ross will throw me into a mirror thing like in Superman or something
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by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
is it on BTN or is it somewhere else
I know most of the illegal streams.
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
BTN
I am watching in the same place I watched the men’s game, if that helps
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by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
Legal streams are OK to post
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 12, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
it is not legal
it is a hijacking of the BTN pay stream or something
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by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
ok, there is a fairly well-known
illegal streaming of the BTN.com stuff, so I thought I would mention in case you used that
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
meh
it’s basketball and I don’t really care…but the fact that it’s impossible to find for free annoys the hell out of me.
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
I think BTN has been generally good for women's sports
though definitely not better for the Iowa men this year, at least compared to past seasons
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
LA LA LA I HEAR NOTHING
(Just take it to email, plz.)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm all done
I swear
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by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
It's fine.
We just can’t have people posting links to streams and whatnot here.
I can’t control what you do off the blog, of course.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ross
stop yelling, I can’t hear him tell me the secret to life.
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
(it's laughter)
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
sorry, typo
I meant “slaughter”
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by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
God I'm a loser
I just realized that outside of this fb game, my Saturday night will consist of playing Words w/ Friends and drinking Templeton Rye.
by Quinn Early: Motivational Speaker on Nov 12, 2011 7:53 PM CST reply actions
ya
actually it rules
by Quinn Early: Motivational Speaker on Nov 12, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
Instead of Words w/ Friends
I committed digital mass genocide to get over the game. basically the same thing.
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
do tell
i haven’t quite gotten over it yet
by Quinn Early: Motivational Speaker on Nov 12, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
just video games
I sometimes wonder how many AI souls I have taken in my life . . . .
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by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
Chip Kelly is Einhorn! Einhorn is Chip Kelly!
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
BEST VIEWER DISCRETION WARNING EVER
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
At the start of UFC ON FOX
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
C'mon, FOX, don't use the NFL music for UFC.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
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We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
He busts them out for fancy events
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Are they using Cleatus-BOT?
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
lamichael james
there was no one withn 20 yards of him
I watched "the conspirator" the other day
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
for some reason when I read that I switch the first R to a T and switched it around with the P.
….I’m starting to think I’m dyslexic.
Pitbull pimps Bud Light too??
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yes.
That guy is everywhere. Why? I’m not sure. Maybe because he charged less than Flava Flave did?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa women back in the lead
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 8:07 PM CST reply actions
awesome
beat those ivy league jerks!
"You start to get out of bed, you say, 'Oh, [expletive], I only got one leg on, I better get the other leg on.'" -- Norm Parker
If you want to Game Cast it
You can do it for free from hawkeyesports.com
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
by dirtydave on Nov 12, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It is her first "real" game at Iowa
and I am completely comfortable saying Samantha Logic will be considered for B1G player of the year at some point in her career
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
I'm also comfortable saying that the student doing color commentary
is unbelievably awful.
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
color commentary
should be illegal on games that you can watch yourself.
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
especially when it consists of
getting the home teams’ players names wrong 100% of the time. Most people would have to try to do that when only 5 players are on the floor.
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
If their names are on the back of their jersey's
I can figure it out myself thanks…
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
I've been surprised that the men's games have had professional announcers.
Although they SAY they’re StudentU productions, but they look on par with normal BTN stuff usually.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Rob Brooks last night, right?
not great, but definitely acceptable for an internet-only game
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, him and someone else.
They were fine.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I like the soft porn version of that Casio cellphone ad better.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
BROCK
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Because they are dumb.
Also the only skullet allowed on FOX belongs to Terry Bradshaw.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
How is Brock ranked #3?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
5 5-minute rounds since it's a title fight.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I really love that "I puked, now I'm hungry" feeling
…..
and that's another Hawkeye first down... EHAWW!!
Yeah, but it's a lot better than the feeling that precedes it
Not that I would know anything about that, being the dignified middle-aged gentleman that I am.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 12, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
I'm drunk
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Just wait until he starts sending pics of his junk
to AJ Derby.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I would guess he would be treated like that bus window if he did.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
I sat next to someone who works for the bus company that got hit by the Derbs
She said he was nothing but nice and apologetic to the manager. and that window (which should be thrown away) will forever be safe in their HQ.
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
by dirtydave on Nov 12, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I have no diggty no doubt that they are keeping that.
I almost kept an ice cube that Chris Street spit out at a football game but it melted. I was so sad.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
JOE ROGAN
I can’t wait for Fear Factor to return.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
by BoilerHawk on Nov 12, 2011 8:26 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I rec'd because I thought that was sarcasm.
But if you tell me they are actually bringing back Fear Factor, I will flag the shit out of this place.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
Oh they are.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
I think you will take it better from me.
They are bringing back Fear Factor, it’s true.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
OH FUCK...
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
DERP. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YEAR IT IS.
Should’ve stopped at 12/12.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
So
was it you or the 8 month old who head butted the furniture? Truth?
I'm going to blame a lack of understanding of the language.
Numbers are different in Mexico….
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
Our numbers are pumped full of grain alcohol.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
My favorite thing about Velasquez is that he Americanized his name instead of making people pronounce it correctly.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
"Simpsons?"
“From now on you’re the Simps”
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
I doubt it.
Bama’s got no help to get back to #2. They’ve really only got Auburn left.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
Bama-LSU rematch will be horribly brutal,
unless Saban and Miles are somehow assassinated.
And, I will admit, I do enjoy it when the TV camera focuses on the Alabama danceline or whatever they are called.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
Bama-LSU should be the championship game
they are the best two teams. I thought that game was the best I had seen in a few years.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
It was a good game. I don't really care to see it again.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
You people are ridiculous
Maybe I have just watched too much Big Ten football this year and so a competent defense was a nice change of pace
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I'm mostly being a smart alek
I watched that game start to finish and I guess, at this point, I don’t want to see it again. Bama had their shot, at home, and lost
Sure
I would watch LSU play anybody. That team is fun to watch.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I now hate you again.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Your love of the bama-LSU game
and your constant criticism of your students, who are obviously quality writers. Because there are many factors to becoming a writer of quality.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Yes. Unforgiveable.
Until I’m lonely and trolling the waters of twitter on Tuesday night.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
It was 16 years ago!
That experience is old enough to drive. Let it go.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
Wait. Now you're driving while high?
MY INTERNET CRUSH IS A DRUGGY! MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM PLAYED LIKE IDIOTS TODAY. WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
Your lack of reading comprehension is in rare form tonight.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
You know I'm egging you on, right?
Sorry. The football is boring me right now.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
whatever druggy
I want rational discourse, not people claiming to be rational debaters while demonizing any opposition as torch-wielding, fire-crazed zealots or kool-aid drinking sycophants. -- RossWB
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
And stop yelling.
There is a lot of yelling going on tonight.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
HAAAAAATE WEEEEEEEEEK
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
How can you NOT yell when something like Purdue exists?
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
I suppose that is also acceptable.
/imagines photoshop of Dakota Fanning in War of the Worlds hiding from a gigantic Purdue Pete shooting lasers out of his eyes
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
But the yelling is not regarding Purdue.
It’s mostly Bird Cult yelling like the drunk girl w/ one shoe who needs her hair held by her bestie while she pukes in the alley behind the bar but says she doesn’t want to go home then passes out.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 9:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
epic run on sentence ftw
I want rational discourse, not people claiming to be rational debaters while demonizing any opposition as torch-wielding, fire-crazed zealots or kool-aid drinking sycophants. -- RossWB
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
I can't even count the number of iterations of that story
I have witnessed in IC
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
Apparently.
If it gets said twice in the same thread it’s true, right?
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
After michigan-OSU didn't get a rematch in 2006 or whenever
I would be a little bitter about 2 SEC teams getting a rematch
They are the best two teams in the country.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Perhaps, but if it happens,
the BCS folks will be killing their argument that a playoff would devalue the regular season.
Florida got a second chance against FSU back in the 90's
I don’t think the world ended but I’ll have to check.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 12, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
If no else is better, sure.
If you have LSU and a bunch of one loss teams, why shouldn’t Bama get a second chance?
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I'm just saying it would hurt the anti-playoff argument.
I like the playoff idea myself. And I thought michigan-OSU on a neutral field would be a good rematch a few years ago
I am in partial agreeance with this statement
because I am surprised it is only SOME of the danceline ladies from Alabama who should be featured
All teh ladies
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like we're creeping closer to the LSU-Bama rematch...
I keep thinking Ok St. are going to drop one eventually.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
Houston's got no shot.
Are they even in the BCS top 10?
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
Houston has no shot at making the BCS title game.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
well then.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Didn't he used to come out to the Stones?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think I'm thinking of Big Nog
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I've no idea. I'm rarely paying attention to intro music unless it's consistent.
Doesn’t seem like many fighters stick to one song anymore. Mitrione uses Simple Man, but he’s all I can think of.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
SABAN IS EVIL
what a condescending arrogant motherfucker
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions
He's just playing himself. He doesn't have to do anything.
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!?
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
They're rather Red and Delicious
Very odd for Granny Smith Apples tho
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
come to jackson for the apple festival
third full weekend in September
Your’e always welcome in Jackson
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
lance arms tong said "How do you like them fucking apples"
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
can I change my username
to Lance Arms Tong?
"You start to get out of bed, you say, 'Oh, [expletive], I only got one leg on, I better get the other leg on.'" -- Norm Parker
damn demon rum again
it is aft eating m y typ ing
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
I want to make jokes
but it wouldn’t seem right.
I want rational discourse, not people claiming to be rational debaters while demonizing any opposition as torch-wielding, fire-crazed zealots or kool-aid drinking sycophants. -- RossWB
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
lol. guess everyone outside of the SEC is going to be huge OK State fans the rest of the year
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 12, 2011 8:36 PM CST reply actions
Stanford TD?
Hmm, this is getting fun now.
Slow down so I can watch the fight, plz
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I can't believe they're just getting to the fight.
They’ve got 20 minutes to show a 25 minute fight with 1 minute breaks.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, that is surprising.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
NOT A PROBLEM
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So...very random. There is a kicker on my roommate's old high school's football team whose name is "Shank."
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
That is awesome
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 12, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
go JDS. kick some ass!
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 12, 2011 8:40 PM CST reply actions
HE KICKED SOME ASS!
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 12, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
OK, PLEASE SUMMARIZE THE THREAD TO THIS POINT
I’m mildly drunk and things are blurry
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
your red scarf matches your eyes
you closed your cover before striking
your father had the ship fitter blues
loving you has made me bananas
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
DOS SANTOS WHOA
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Welp, I'm pretty sure the Pacman fight will have more than a minute of action.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Eh.
The first two Pacman-Marquez fights were awesome.
And I just love watching Pac fight. He’s outstanding.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I forgot he was fighting Marquez.
I just wish that boxing would throw fight fans a bone and put some worthwhile fights on HBO or Showtime every now and again. I can’t buy a PPV for one fight.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
They actually have gotten better about that.
But much like you’re never going to see Brock or GSP fight on free/cable TV, you’re not going to see Pac or Floyd fight on free/cable TV. They can make sooooooo much money on PPV.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
We did just get a HW title fight for free on basic cable.
If boxing wants to show one fight and an hour of commercials, I’m okay with that.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
I just meant that HBO has had some good fights in recent months.
Or at least big names: Cotto, Klitschko, etc. But they’re never going to put their biggest tickets on there, just like UFC isn’t (this fight would have probably done pretty good business on PPV, but not great business).
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You're probably right about the buys for this card
Especially considering it would have been 3 PPVs in 4 weeks.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty stoked for next week's show.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It's a pretty stacked card when Miguel Torres, Rafael dos Anjos, and Matt Brown are relegated to the non-televised prelims.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, although poor Miggy Torres has been stuck in prelims for almost all his UFC fights.
Of course, he also hasn’t been winning many fights…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hey Fox..............this is why you should probably have more than one fight televised
one hour long, one minute of actual fighting and 59 minutes of analysis.
lesson learned i hope
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 12, 2011 8:43 PM CST reply actions
To be fair, every UFC PPV designates a full hour for title fights.
If it goes the distance they need the time. Plus, there’s always fights in the can that they can fall back on. I’ve no idea what FOX will do with their extra 10 minutes, though.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, but those PPVs have fights beforehand though
anyone turning into this show who isnt an MMA fan feels a bit ripped off now because they just spent 40 minutes waiting and now only had a 1 minute fight.
meanwhile a good Henderson vs Guida title eliminator wasnt shown at all.
not only that, but the football music has got to go. it doesnt fit in with UFC anyway.
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 12, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
FOX botched it because they didn't plan properly for a quick finish.
There were plenty of other fights to show, they just didn’t manage their time well enough to show them. That’s the problem with only giving yourself 20 minutes.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
mhm. exactly
Fox needs to plan on showing 2 matches from now on, a 3 and 5 rounder. it will make people happier and make the hour worth watching. if they had shown Henderson vs Guida it would have been a great night.
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 12, 2011 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
This isn't what their plan is for most shows.
This was really just meant to be a teaser for future events, as I understand it.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh, certainly.
When I saw that they’d given an hour to the title fight it made perfect sense. Waiting until 40 minutes past the hour to start the fight was a bit crazy. Start it at half past and give yourself a chance if something like this happens.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
This is the point where one of Dos Santo's entourage is revealed to be Lesnar who gets in a sneak attack
Cmon the stuff writes itself
STEEL CHAIR ATTACK!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
he already fought Kongo
he may fight the loser of Lesnar vs Overeem.
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 12, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
Ah, yes. Lesnar-Overeem.
That’s going to be a long wait for JDS. 8 months, at least.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
Why?
Lesnar-Overeem is next month. I could see them fighting again around April.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
GOD DAMMIT, ROSS QUIT FOLLOWING ME AROUND.
I actually thought the Overeem-Lesnar fight was on Super Bowl weekend. I thought they had another event lined up for NYE.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Ha, nope.
They’re on the show with Cerrone-Nate Diaz
And Jon Fitch-Johny Hendricks.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Cerrone-Diaz should be fun.
I have a hard time getting excited for Fitch’s fights.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I'm not too excited for the Fitch fight.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Isn't Hendricks also a wrestler? That could be a real snoozer.
Oh, speaking of wrestlers, Iowa Hawkeye Paul Bradley fought on the prelims tonight. He lost, but he appeared competent.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, Hendricks is a former Okie State wrestler.
He had an AWESOME match with Mark Perry in the NCAA Tourney about 5-6 years ago.
I think that’s Bradley’s second loss in UFC. He could be on thin ice.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Is that the match when Perry was one leg for the last 30 seconds?
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
It might have been. Or that might have been the next year.
It was a really dramatic match though that Perry won in the last few seconds. His first (and only) win over Hendricks in his career.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He turned Hendricks to get the back points for the win
Awesome match
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Was it the finals?
Must not have been the same match. I was just getting into wrestling the year Perry won his title. The heart he showed on one leg in the finals was amazing. I was sold.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
One leg was his senior year
he beat Hendricks his junior year
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Ah. I'd not committed myself to the sport yet.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
That is cool
The Hendricks match was magical
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Yeah, it was the finals.
I think the match you’re thinking of was the next year. He beat a dude from Michigan (Tannenbaum?) in the finals, I believe. That was the first year of the three-peat.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Cameron Diaz is going to be a UFC fighter?
Impressive.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
Its $200 worth of natural cosmetic and bath products
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
WTF?
Are you explaining what Lush is in the wrong part of the thread to the one girl on here? Possibly the only person in the thread that indeed knows what it is and has some of it in her bathroom. Yes, I know what Lush is.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
Have you seen the size of her hands?
She can probably throw bombs with the best of ’em.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
Plus: Charlie's Angels
So she can kung-fu fight if there’s a high tension rigging attached to her.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
Psst, I don't think Charlie's Angles was real.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
YOU'RE NOT REAL
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
Those long legs would give her some killer reach, too.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
She'd be throwing up triangles all day.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:14 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Or leg-kicking the shit out of people.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Super Bowl show is Diaz-GSP
Which is gonna be huge.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
better than the year long wait for this title match.
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 12, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Dudes get hurt. Whatcha gonna do?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
. . . said Mark Dantonio.
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 8:55 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
BOOM
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 12, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
you win the thread
I want rational discourse, not people claiming to be rational debaters while demonizing any opposition as torch-wielding, fire-crazed zealots or kool-aid drinking sycophants. -- RossWB
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Who are Carwin and Mir fighting next?
He could get the loser of Brock-Overeem, too.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
These guys are over-rated.
One punch to the ear and he conks out.
Shitty.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
With 4 oz gloves...
And a trained 260 pound fighter throwing the fist.
Cain wasn’t knocked out until JDS went to the ground and started pounding on him.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
See, told you
average everyday joe feels ripped off. shame on you FOX.
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 12, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
It was a sweet ass knockout that fit well into halftime of the Oregon/Stanford game.
I feel alright about that as an “average joe.”
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Why cant you just let me rage?!?!?!
gahrahaharrrr!
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 12, 2011 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
I will admit,
I did like the timing for halftime of this game.
But, when a guy gets knocked out in a minute, the boxing cynic in me wants to shout “FIX! FIX!”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Ugh, my pants are tight and not for a good reason...
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
PROTIP : BUY BIGGER PANTS
I want rational discourse, not people claiming to be rational debaters while demonizing any opposition as torch-wielding, fire-crazed zealots or kool-aid drinking sycophants. -- RossWB
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
too much steak and cake
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
Well the reason I'd want to list would get me banned for life
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
The hoe wants me to look up vacation cottages in Hawaii
Fuck Hawaii. I’m still in sorrow for the lost game.
Its my birthday and I can be a pisser if I want to be a pisser.
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Its my birthday and I can be a pisser if I want to be a pisser.
I guess “birthday sex” has different meaning in your household.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
Already had that this afternoon
Is that TMI?
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
Not really
and even if it was it wouldn’t matter, TMI is kind of your thing.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I was actually expecting a snarlier remark
I mean, I gave you people the opening and you haven’t run with it…
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
MY GF JUST WON THE LUSH TUB
That will keep her off my ass for a week.
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
Keep your afternoon sex stories to yourself
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Its $200 worth of natural bath and cosmetics products
She won a drawing… she spends tons of money at the Lush counter at Macy’s… they’ve got some bath bombs that are great for soaking in after a long run.
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
ok, thats the final straw
man card.. now
I want rational discourse, not people claiming to be rational debaters while demonizing any opposition as torch-wielding, fire-crazed zealots or kool-aid drinking sycophants. -- RossWB
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
That's right drunk girlfriend, you do what you gotta do.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
My GF doesn't drink
Type 1 diabetic = not a good thing with alcohol…
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
I'm calling you Drunk Girlfiend.
That is something a drunk girl would say.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
That would make a GREAT posting handle
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, I don't typically wear pants
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
I have running shorts on right now
With my black 47 Iowa disc hoodie. Its comfort clothing.
I may have to attack the vodka and just make endless screwdrivers… if I run out of orange juice the 7-11 is 50 yards away and open all night
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
I'm slightly surprised you haven't posted a picture yet.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
Hmmmmm.....
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
I just ate about 3 lbs of filet mignon, bread, salad, alcohol (groaning)
And the waitress made fun of my Iowa hoodie BITCH
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
SHE SAID IOWA WAS FLAT
She drove across it in a Ryder truck with a governor and couldn’t go faster than 55 and a tornado chased her I HATE THESE FUCKING SMUG CALIFORNIANS
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
um...
I want rational discourse, not people claiming to be rational debaters while demonizing any opposition as torch-wielding, fire-crazed zealots or kool-aid drinking sycophants. -- RossWB
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa is NOT flat
ride it on bicycle you smug californians…
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
/enjoying the show
I want rational discourse, not people claiming to be rational debaters while demonizing any opposition as torch-wielding, fire-crazed zealots or kool-aid drinking sycophants. -- RossWB
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
Can we have a moratorium on calling people bitch?
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
Sure. But I might end up using a more offensive term
Help me out here. Douchebag is more a term to describe guys you don’t like.
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
I just find it interestling that everyone gets their BVDs in a bunch when people say things like "gay"
but bitch, a word that is very offense to some women, is perfectly acceptable. That’s a fancy double standard there.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
i used to
i’m a fruit of the loom man now
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
cancel that.. Hanes
I want rational discourse, not people claiming to be rational debaters while demonizing any opposition as torch-wielding, fire-crazed zealots or kool-aid drinking sycophants. -- RossWB
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
you want to go do karate in the garage?
I want rational discourse, not people claiming to be rational debaters while demonizing any opposition as torch-wielding, fire-crazed zealots or kool-aid drinking sycophants. -- RossWB
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
excellent
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not entirely sure why
but I laughed quite a bit at that
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
probably because you read it in Will Ferrells voice
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
ahhh, see I haven't seen all of that movie
(I’m assuming Step Brothers?)
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
Great movie
the way they torment the realtor is priceless
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
I wear Fruit of the Loom, myself
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Don't feel too bad, I don't have a clue either
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah. But you're hammered like a nail.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
In case you missed it, you are being a major b...wait
this is what you were talking about isn’t it
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
LOL
I tend to use the “B” word to refer to both sexes.
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
That's funny, I'm the same way with the "C" word.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, I agree with you on that
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
chick?
that doesn’t even make sense . . . .
. . . oh
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
I am perfectly calm.
I don’t know what your talking about.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
I am talking about you recent Chazztisement
of BHGP posters
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Yeah.
She’s being a total bitc…er, I mean, Chazz.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
I've been giving a drunk guy a hard time tonight.
Isn’t that what drunk guys are for?
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
Well, duh!
It’s because women aren’t real people. Just objects.
Get with the times.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Really, Chazz?
I’m trying to expose a double standard here but that’s cool, make a joke.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
Exposing a double standard?
What the hell kind of sex position is that?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
give me the shovel chazz
I want rational discourse, not people claiming to be rational debaters while demonizing any opposition as torch-wielding, fire-crazed zealots or kool-aid drinking sycophants. -- RossWB
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, now there's a shovel?
I thought we were talkin’ bout ladies. Shouldn’t there be a rolling pin, or a hand-mixer, or some sort of cookie-cutter?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
I hate it when ladies tell me I'm going too far.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
Is "witch" OK?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
I was going to suggest that
All of the other terms I can think of would get me perm banned, I’m sure.
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
Yes. No perms.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 12, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 12, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
Who is more drunj?
HawkPocket about 4 hours ago, or Bird Cult right now. Or CWay in 1997?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
Heroic drinker, that CW
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 12, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not that physically dysfunctional but attitude is much more, um there than usual
And I have a question for BHGP
Can you ever say FUCK DANTONIO too much?
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
No.
That phrase should be the chorus of a very repetitive song.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck, fuck Dantonio!
Fuck, fuck Dantonio!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It probably was me in 1997.
I drank like a champ when I was 20-21.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
I miss my 20 year old liver
I could drink amazing amounts and puke amazing amounts and still run a 5K with a hangover. youth was amazing.
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
I've decided this is what we get
Can’t get 20 year old me back, but can appreciate some of the stuff that 20 year old me did. Do I miss the quantities I drank then? No, no I do not.
I do appreciate some of the fun I had
Most of it not even postable here – but I’ve got some great stories if we ever meet up at a game. :)
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
Women up 14
with 2:00 left
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 8:49 PM CST reply actions
And now 4 freshman and 1 sophomore on the court
I hope the men get a chance to do that next year. It’s probably the first time it will be mathematically possible in a decade or so.
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
we won!
way to go lady hawkeye ladies
"You start to get out of bed, you say, 'Oh, [expletive], I only got one leg on, I better get the other leg on.'" -- Norm Parker
hopefully they have the slow starts out of their system
I think the team has the potential to be very good if they can get some consistency.
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
So 3/6 UFC champs are Brazilian, yeah?
Aldo, Silva, and Dos Santos.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Shogun and Henderson never fought in Pride?
Huh
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Really? That's odd.
Maybe it was because they couldn’t risk Hendo losing to Shogun since Rua said he’d never fight Wanderlei. Once Hendo knocked out Silva, he left Pride.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
Except that guy is a million times faster than anyone on MSU's team
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 12, 2011 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
We beat those British Bastards
I mean Boston Bitches?
Go Iowa Women’s Basketball Awesome!
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
We're not supposed to use "bitches" anymore.
Just call them “the gender that can’t digest Dr. Pepper 10”.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
I honestly can't believe those commercials are still on the air.
Even the men of Mad Men would think they are sexist.
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
TJ Miller on Comedy Central tonight at 10 CT.
Wasn’t sure what to think of him, initially, but he is pretty damn funny.
I've decided he's sort of a guilty pleasure
I keep his thinking he’s funny to myself
Well that is what Stanford needed.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
yeah i'm going to rec that.
This thread needs more of that.. This is a joke on my level
I want rational discourse, not people claiming to be rational debaters while demonizing any opposition as torch-wielding, fire-crazed zealots or kool-aid drinking sycophants. -- RossWB
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
SHOW EM SOME LEG
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
Andrew Luck needs my beard.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
stanford needs a kicker
that wasn’t even close
"You start to get out of bed, you say, 'Oh, [expletive], I only got one leg on, I better get the other leg on.'" -- Norm Parker
Haven't had a chance to catch up on the thread....
The Women’s hoops team came back and put up 90 points.
Well done, Ladies.
when is it?
I’ll be there if I can.
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
January 7th
impatience is a virtue
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
Definitely maybe.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I bought tickets last week online,
only to find out 10 minutes later that I have to do wedding junk that weekend back home. Yay!
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Nov 12, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
Wedding junk is the worst.
All decorated in lace and there’s rice stuck to it.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
that was a terrible field goal attempt
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 9:14 PM CST reply actions
Worse, I think
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
HOLY FUCK
WORST FIELD GOAL EVER
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It just hit me in my chair
I can return it right?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 12, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
The All-state net in the south end zone was not functional today at Kinnick.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
You're in good hands with-WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 12, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
How do you miss a field goal 40 yards wide right???
by clay-born to party on Nov 12, 2011 9:15 PM CST reply actions
Probably someone from Hogwarts was in the crowd
Damn Slytherins
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
He forgot to turn his wrists and left the face open at impact.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
He hit a tree too
No, really, he did. Someone should make sure if the mascot is dead.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 12, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
The Tree's probably so drunk it didn't feel anything.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Does it pee gin?
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 12, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
i lol'd
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
I was a bit sad when they didn't let Corso wear the full tree this morning.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
He got to wear it like 2 weeks ago
I don’t feel bad for him…at least that bad for him.
Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?
that thing is probably so gross inside
"You start to get out of bed, you say, 'Oh, [expletive], I only got one leg on, I better get the other leg on.'" -- Norm Parker
Holy cow, did Stanford get Devon Archie to kick that field goal?
by brock_tune on Nov 12, 2011 9:15 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
I would have also accepted BROMMICIDE
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yes. Very odd start time for a game between a shitty team and a slightly less shitty team.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
ITS FUCKING UP MY NBC
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think Luck is gonna send tape from this game to the NFL
And thanks for almost missing that play, ABC!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Thomas is the one looking like the pro prospect tonight.
He’s had two or three superb throws.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
dammit, "is". My typing is maddeningly poor tonight
There are many factors going into my poor typing
For a moment, I thought you were speaking Italianese.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
I'd still take Luck over him 11 times out of 10.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
but you can't because maths
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
stupid maths
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
nope
I think if they snuck some yellow on those jerseys they’d hit all their colors.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think feathers still look dumb on jerseys
Shades of ’90s Iowa… ugh.
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Ours were way cooler than these for Oregon.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
I'm surprised they went with the white "O"
Yellow on the helmet may have ruined them, though.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Great word:
“showing luminous colors that seem to change when seen from different angles”
And I like them.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Oh sweetie, did you really not know what that word meant?
by Carfino'sWay on Nov 12, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
I'm surprised they haven't gone flat black yet
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 12, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
They have used matte black helmets in the past.
They look great.
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Oh cool
I find it is very hard to fuck Matte up. Unless you’re aTm. They did that well
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 12, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, they usually wear them with the yellow shirts.
Which makes the look like really fast Hawkeyes.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
Hmmmm... "the ducks are starting to pull away"
Shouldn’t it be fly away. GET IT FUCKING RIGHT
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As long as they make a "flying V" joke at the end.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
/Alabama assassinates Justin Blackmon
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 12, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
And buries him under two dying trees.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
So, do you think we could offer Chip Kelly enough money to get him to Iowa City?
Just an idle thought.
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That would be like putting an option style coach at Michigan...oh wait
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 12, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
No
I’m pretty sure he’s more of a cheater than not. That’s a short road to trouble in the B1G with the current shit storm
He does seem kind of radioactive. It was not a serious question
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
This.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
Woo offsetting penalties
someone now needs to lie down and fake an injury
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So With Boise State losing and TCU nowhere near the top 12
Houston may have just earned themselves an AQ spot under the new BCS rules
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I'm fine with it
Hawaii, Utah, Boise and TCU have gotten their chances. Let Case and crew do work.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 12, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
If Houston does get a BCS game, I hope they don't have to play an SEC team.
I think it would be Hawaii all over again.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It'd be Alabama or LSU
Arkansas will have one more loss and I would not be on them in the SEC championship game
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 12, 2011 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Plus if they win it will be
They(the sec team) didn’t make the national championship so they didn’t care about the game.
by clay-born to party on Nov 12, 2011 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Orange Bowl has to take the Big East and ACC champs this year
Houston will probably be forced on the Sugar or Fiesta bowl as replacement for LSU/OSU
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Yeah
Houston will, literally, bring dozens of fans to whatever bowl is forced to take them. And if it were UConn, they’d have 300 total fans attend
Witovet just threw a flag in his living room.
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it all happened so fast.
i thought that coker had the first on 3rd down
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
i mean it looked like he had it by a yard or two.. and then we were a yard short
it looked like the spot was off by atleast 2 yards and maybe 3.. but i only saw it once
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 12, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
I thought he did too
sigh
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I will never, ever forgive him for that Michigan game in Kinnick that ended Iowa's home winning streak
I don’t care what anyone says about blaming officials, that game and the Outback Bowl are two I am completely comfortable complaining about
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by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
Those were the two worst officiated games I've ever seen.
Today had some bad calls, but nothing on the level of those two games. And Iowa shot themselves in the foot enough today that it didn’t matter all that much.
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my thoughts exactly
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by KilometersDavis on Nov 12, 2011 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
That Michigan game was awful.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
Its the Pac 10, dude, defense is optional
You can even score running through a band. Its MELLOW DUDE
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
Hey Bird Cult I just wanted to say
Florida is 3-5 in conference, 5-5 overall. Mediocre seasons happen, life goes on, also
by clay-born to party on Nov 12, 2011 9:26 PM CST reply actions
Oh dude, in all seriousness
Iowa having a bad season sucks as a fan, but considering all the things in life that could be wrong…
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
its cool, snark away
I’m a big boy :)
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
Want to see an SEC team lose to a WAC team?
ESPN3 has Louisiana Tech up 27-7 on Ole Miss in the 4th right now
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Thank God we are NOT Ole Miss
You talk about a place much tougher to win than Iowa City.
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Well done, Nutt. Just drive in that stake.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure Ole Miss IS an SEC team
At least they haven’t been since Eli Manning graduated.
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
obligatory
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 12, 2011 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
It was Bernstine that had that nice return today today that led to a TD, right?
Man, I wish we’d break more like that…
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Special teams returns for TDs over the last few years....
I remember 3 off the top of my head.
08 Brodell vs. ISU
09 DJK vs. OSU
10 DJK vs. Minny
Are we good for only one a year? If that be the case are we due yet this year? I’m thinking Hyde on a punt.
I'd like to see more runbacks for TDs too
but simply just better returns on kickoffs (punts on a different story)
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by The Bird Cult on Nov 12, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
Have you seen Hyde?
We are much more likely to see Bernstine or Canzeri return a kickoff for a TD.
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by WaterlooChazz on Nov 12, 2011 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
Bernstine should have had one both last week and this morning.
He keeps stumbling while cutting back towards the middle of the field.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
I am a lucky man. Getting a slice of cake and a glass of milk
Man if I hurl in the morning its going to be interesting. In an academic sort of way.
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He already said he's stepping down at the end of the year, I thought
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I hope he just says fuck it and lets the losses get really ugly
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
He probably still wants to get another job after this, though
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Meh.
He can go oversign for some Sun Belt team.
by The Mexican't on Nov 12, 2011 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
HTF did he drop that?
I think Stanford’s slippery field is now secretly fucking Stanford up.
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OVERFLOW THREAD
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2011/11/12/2557846/saturday-night-football-overflow-thread
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Stat of the day
Navy’s QB went 0-2 with 1 INT. They ran the ball 64 times for 337 yards and beat SMU 24-17.
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Watched . . .
Arizona State and Washington State.
Loved every minute of it. Strange setting, strange weather, weird game. Totally cool.
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