Iowa vs Penn State Preview: A Photo Essay
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 7, 2011 10:01 AM CDT
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Brilliant is a pretty strong word
But if you insist on using it, I can handle it.
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 7, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
This is why the internet was created.
This right here. 10 out of 10.
Bloggin' at JoePasDoghouse.com
by J.Schnauzer on Oct 7, 2011 10:05 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Pornography is nice, too
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 7, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, the "graph" part makes me think of math, which (almost) always makes me lose wood.
"TAYLOR MARTINEZ IS AIDS ON TWO FEET"
-@DanBeebe
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Oct 7, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Have you ever seen the integral symbol?
Like the curve of a perfect spine. Sexy!
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Oct 7, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually I think it was directed by George Romero.
(You can tell during the botched surgery scene. Buckets of flying blood.)
"TAYLOR MARTINEZ IS AIDS ON TWO FEET"
-@DanBeebe
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Oct 7, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
You know it when you see it
and this isn’t it.
/Potter Stewart’d
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Oct 7, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hey, a fellow coach knows a winner when he sees one.
"I've never seen a supernova, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova it'll light up the night sky." - Philip J. Fry
...and GIS can be a great source of incidental inspiration
"I've never seen a supernova, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova it'll light up the night sky." - Philip J. Fry
by HawkOnRails on Oct 7, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
The internets have been won.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Words don't do it justice
Absolute brilliance
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 7, 2011 10:11 AM CDT reply actions
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 7, 2011 10:24 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm glad I'm not at work right now.
I’d be SOOOOO fired if I were from laughing as much as I just did.
You’ve outdone yourself Mr. Ride, and I wouldn’t have even thunk it possible to do so beforehand.
"I've never seen a supernova, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova it'll light up the night sky." - Philip J. Fry
I can't believe people wonder why I love Iowa so much
This exists. That’s more than enough reason.
GO IOWA AWESOME, now and forever
Except Saturday
Beat Iowa
My current Commanding Officer
is a middle aged woman who is a Michigan State alum. She knows I’m a PSU alum, and sees me walking into the gym in an Iowa t-shirt. It wasn’t a BHGP shirt. Her words, “Yeah, Black Heart Gold Pants will do that anyone.”
GO IOWA AWESOME, now and forever
Except Saturday
Beat Iowa
by ckmneon on Oct 7, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs
That it will
I’m sending this link to a bunch of non-Iowa people. I’m hoping it will win them over
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 7, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
If it doesn't
they don’t have an Iowa fan in them. By which I mean they don’t have a soul.
GO IOWA AWESOME, now and forever
Except Saturday
Beat Iowa
So that would make them all gingers as well?
"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 7, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Initially I thought 16 was an unusual football score and couldn't make sense of the math
Then I decided that it’s going down like this:
Iowa starts quick and scores 2 TDs in the first half, while PSU’s offensive struggles continue. PSU’s D settles in early in the second half and starts to put the brakes on Iowa’s no-huddle offense, by returning 2 TaINTs while allowing just a FG in Q3. Iowa is able to manage one more FG to push the score to 20-14, but KF has completely lost faith in the offense early in the 4Q after Iowa’s fourth 3-and-out of the second half. PSU fails to convert a fourth down in the red zone with just over 3 minutes left in the game. Iowa now has the ball inside their own 5 yard line, but hasn’t proven themselves capable of holding the ball long enough to kill the game clock. After three runs into the line, KF decides it’s time for another “Fuck You” safety and punts the ball to PSU with 70 seconds left. Penn State can’t move the ball quickly enough and voila, a 20-16 final.
8 safeties
GO IOWA AWESOME, now and forever
Except Saturday
Beat Iowa
by ckmneon on Oct 7, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Doesn't get you 16 points
but does give GERG an idea for a new defense
GO IOWA AWESOME, now and forever
Except Saturday
Beat Iowa
Not that strange, actually.
TD + 3 FGs would do the trick.
Or, since this is Iowa-PSU: 2 TD + safety.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I figured it out, but it took a second.
Also, I wanted to share an FYS story.
by The Mexican't on Oct 7, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
You have a bathtub and a toaster in your office?
I need a new employer!
"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats
He works at the Home Depot.
"I've never seen a supernova, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova it'll light up the night sky." - Philip J. Fry
I love how JayPa was cut out of the QB picture first
as if just the sight of him bothered Joe
GO IOWA AWESOME, now and forever
Except Saturday
Beat Iowa
This make perfect sense...
JoePa is totally Oscar Goldman.
Well done HFMR, well done.
Yee-Haw! I ride again!
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Oct 7, 2011 10:48 AM CDT reply actions
Since Joe is doing the surgery himself
wouldn’t that actually make him Rudy Wells?
/Six million dollar man nerd’ed
And I don’t know why, but somehow the personification of the NCAA as Fonzie seems very surreal to me.
by DrHenryKillinger on Oct 7, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
It was several JoePas doing the surgury.
This post took us through the looking glass to another dimension, hence the surrealism.
"TAYLOR MARTINEZ IS AIDS ON TWO FEET"
-@DanBeebe
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Oct 7, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Amazing work...
The Not Morelli picture along with the Paterno fist pump was a perfect ending to this masterpiece.
Thinking the same...
For me it’s the increasing rage in JoePa after every botched operation, and then the "atta boy " look after “Not Morelli” saves the day that wins this the interwebs for me. Bravo.
I’m just saying that when you run your mouth and don’t repay your debts, accidents happen.
That
was fucking brilliant. Thank you for that!
I would leave some sort of comment praising this, but that'd be like walking into the Sistine Chapel and saying, "Oh hey, nice mural."
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Oct 7, 2011 11:08 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs
I think you just walked backwards into the Sistine Chapel.
"TAYLOR MARTINEZ IS AIDS ON TWO FEET"
-@DanBeebe
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Oct 7, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've read this post 5 times now
and have decided my favorite part is actually in the “tags” section. Look for it.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
I've done a select all, I've scrolled over every pic
how does one go about finding it (using Firefox, fwiw)
GO IOWA AWESOME, now and forever
Except Saturday
Beat Iowa
dual threat qb?
Yeah, that’s pretty good.
by The Mexican't on Oct 7, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Interesting.
"Who do you think you are? You’re the son-of-a-bitch that sat at that desk over there and fired Johnny Cash. Let it go down in history that you’re the dumbest son-of-a-bitch I’ve ever met." - Merle Haggard
Your face is interesting
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 7, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
The back of his mom's head is interesting...
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Really? You think so?
I’ve always found it kind of dull, my mind tends to wander.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I've nicknamed it
“Little Round Top”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 8, 2011 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I was laughing all the way through
until Dr. Frankenpaterno really took off. Then all I could think about was The Human Centipede and…
But then I read the tags I laughed all over again.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Oct 7, 2011 12:48 PM CDT reply actions
This little gem has been given a thumbs up by Chris at Smart Football
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I love a woman with a big a$$ who can beat me at arm wrestling." ~ Danny Aiello.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 7, 2011 1:02 PM CDT reply actions
I saw that on Twitter and chuckled.
Chris Brown reading BHGP was almost as crazy to me as Scott Van Pelt and Spencer Hall being buddy-buddy.
by The Mexican't on Oct 7, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
The Internet has been maximized
It only goes downhill from here.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
The Daily Norseman
Off Tackle Empire
SB Nation Minnesota
Follow @purplebuckeye
we have reached Peak Internet
Future Internets will be harder to come by and cost more.
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Oct 7, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, if we could set up a bunch of servers in ANWR
the Internet would be fine, allegedly.
:)
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
The Daily Norseman
Off Tackle Empire
SB Nation Minnesota
Follow @purplebuckeye
crap :/
It’s really funny but the fact the it has to exists make me sad
"Rabble rabble rabble; fire Joe; snarky meme; rude nickname; rabble rabble rabble
The more I read this post, the more questions I have.
When did JoePa have time to get a medical degree? Did PSU give him an honorary degree? Is it even legal to practice medicine with one of those?
And when did JoePa clone himself? Is that legal? Ethical? Why is he hoarding his cloning technology? And if he has it, why doesn’t he just clone Kerry Collins?
Mysteries wrapped within enigmas, friends.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Would having 3 JoePas as the last sight
before going under for surgery be comforting or terrifying?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 7, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
JoePa is so old...
He actually got a medical degree without needing to attend college. Also, by the same means he is qualified to practice law and dentistry. He has a corner barber shop open three days a week. His most popular hair style? The Diamond Jim Brady:
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I love a woman with a big a$$ who can beat me at arm wrestling." ~ Danny Aiello.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 7, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
He studied under Vesalius!
(seriously, go GIS vesalius. I didn’t share his really good illustrations, like the one of the cadaver skinning itself. It is a bit shocking. Also, if you ever get a chance to visit the John Martin Rare Book Room in the medical library, do it.)
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Oct 7, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I was fully expecting a Zombie Joe appearance once the blood started spilling.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 7, 2011 11:13 PM CDT reply actions
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