Pat already covered the details of A.J. Derby's excellent Saturday night adventure earlier, but we just wanted to post an update now that Kirk Ferentz has gotten around to bringing down the disciplinary hammer on young Derby: two game suspension, effective immediately. Which is pretty much what all reasonable people expected for this sort of underage drankin' and criminal mischiefin'.

But the more important takeaway from this update is Derby's mug shot, which is, in a word, magnificent:

Dried blood on his chin? Slightly cocky smirk? We like the cut of his jib already. HEISENDERBY'S A-COMIN', BIG TEN!