OK, I understand this is going to happen fast but I don't have a lot of choice in the matter. Remember the soccer jerseys I've been talking about for months? Well, we have exactly three days to move on them. That means I need to know who wants one (or any). This will sound strange but if you want one, regardless of quantity, simply respond "yes" in this thread.
I understand there are a million more questions and concerns but for myriad reasons I cannot go into that right now. Again, I'm looking for nothing more than a one-word response. After that I'm going to use my magic powers to make this happen. The same goes for answering questions: not in this thread.
Sorry for the hurried nature of this whole thing but I've been running around like a chicken with it's head cut off (or Purdue Pete with a hammer up his ass). Go Hawks!
EDIT: OK, I'm not going to lie, these jerseys are awesome. How awesome? 100,000,000,000-hot-dog-awesome. /Izzard'd