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It's difficult to look sad and not just pathetic with a giant corncob dildo on your head. (Photo by Eric Francis/Getty Images)

Good morning, friends.  We have a few hours to kill until it's time for Operation: FREE FLOYD to kick into high gear, so why not spend it by watching a little pigskin action?  I say, that sounds like a capital idea.  On the docket:

11am: Michigan State at Nebraska (ESPN)
11am: Northwestern at Indiana (BTN)
11am: Purdue at Michigan (ESPN2)
11am: Missouri at Texas A&M (FX) (GUS JOHNSON ALERT)
11am: NC State at Florida State (ESPNU)
11am: Syracuse at Louisville ("Big East Network")
11am: Arkansas at Vanderbilt ("SEC Network")

The usual open threading rules apply: no discussion of illegal online streams, no porn, no religion, no politics, no slurs, no douchebaggery.  

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After years of being the EPL's Red Sox, Arsenal thought they'd try being the EPL's Mets / Cubs

but hey, nice win

GO IOWA AWESOME, now and forever, unless PSU sees them in the B1G CG
Beat Illinois

by ckmneon on Oct 29, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha no.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 29, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, not so much.

The last goal was wonderful. The first two were Van Niselrooy-ish in their luck.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, Arsenal is paralleling this year's Red Sox pretty well.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Oct 29, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Quiet, you.

They’ll also never get that close to the top but damn if I’m not enjoying their resurgence.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

They'll probably get their nose into 4th for a short period and then fall to 5th or 6th.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Oct 29, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

That qualifies for Europe.

Given their start, I’d be very pleased with that.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoa

Our next 4 opponents are all on ESPN and ESPN2. Anyone scouting?

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 10:36 AM CDT via iPhone app reply actions  

Sitting in a 3-hour MPRE review session from 10-1.

Thank god I have Michigan St./Nebraska streaming on my laptop.

by Bryce Carlson on Oct 29, 2011 10:37 AM CDT reply actions  

Yup.

We are just watching the BarBri video. I could do it on my own, but I know I won’t force myself to watch it outside of sitting in this lecture hall with the other 3Ls.

by Bryce Carlson on Oct 29, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's the best program

Way better than Kaplan. And it’s free ninety nine, so that’s nice.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I paid the $15 to have them ship me the book early.

Didn’t open it until today, when I could have picked it up for free. Whoops.

by Bryce Carlson on Oct 29, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

You'll be fine

I borrowed a friend of mine’s book on the car ride from Lexington to Charlottesville and skimmed through it for my review

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 29, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

MPRE Quick Study

Just ask yourself, “What would Jesus do?” Find that answer, then take the second most ethical answer

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 29, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

So we are routing for Nebby today right?

I want to see MSU have one loss.

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 10:39 AM CDT reply actions  

I understand that

and i agree if Iowa goes undefeated the rest of the way, that would be ideal, however I don’t think that Iowa goes undefeated the rest of the way. Having MSU with a loss and we beat them, then all the better for Iowa to get to the CCG.

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm definitely not rooting for Nebraska.

I don’t think the “we want Sparty undefeated when they come to Kinnick” really matters; I’m rooting against Nebraska because I hate them.


"Pursue happiness... with diligence."

by Bucketochicken on Oct 29, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I hate them too

But I’m rooting for Nebby because MSU’s fans are awful

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 29, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is also true.


"Pursue happiness... with diligence."

by Bucketochicken on Oct 29, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree and it helps Iowa much more than MSU undefeated in BIG play

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Nebraska.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Oct 29, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

So, I've put it to myself that I'll get my entire apartment clean before the Iowa game.

With that goal in mind, which game would be best to have on in the background. Mind you, I don’t want a boring-ass game that will make me want to puke. I want something relatively interesting that I can glance at for a few moments at a time!

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 29, 2011 10:49 AM CDT reply actions  

I would think Neb/MSU

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I need food. And drink.

Damn, got up later than I thought I would. I’ll be back

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 10:50 AM CDT reply actions  

FREE FLOYD!

God, I hope we avenge last years shitfest against the Goofs, and then some.

by blkngld12 on Oct 29, 2011 10:50 AM CDT reply actions  

EVER!

Incidentally, since I nearly lost several body parts to frostbite during that “game” last November…do you think I should have sued the Iowa AD for compensation? Alongside the trauma caused by watching poor Floyd get manhandled and kidnapped by those filthy, filthy Gophers? I swear I could hear him frantically squealing “SAVE ME! SAVE ME, RICKY, SAVE ME!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!”

by blkngld12 on Oct 29, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm still surprised

that they could lift Floyd…he’s a heavy piggy.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

It was cold & nasty, the stadium was half empty and had all the enthusiasm of a wake, and the entire Iowa team appeared as if they were seriously stoned.

by VTHawk on Oct 29, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw that too.

And the funniest thing is he plays an former offensive lineman on tv.

#ModernFamily

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 29, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

KSU Fans

used to losing to Nebraska…thinks everyone else should

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes and Radar was from Ottumwa for real

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

You know ...

There is a bar in riverside with a pool table worth checking out. You crawl under it and there is a small sign engraved with something like “Capt’n Kirk conceived here”. It lists a date I don’t remember. Last time I saw it would’ve been the late 90’s and I may have been somewhat tipsy, so I’ll use that excuse for the lack of detail …

Riverside is tiny enough that I’m quite certain that said pool table can be easily found with only that much info.

by VTHawk on Oct 29, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did anyone else see the sign behind the Gameday crew that said Penis Penis Penis Penis

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:00 AM CDT reply actions  

it was

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

nice job

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nice job

that is a better pic of it

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta love

when your TV is your computer :P

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah that is nice

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking hilarious

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

I never would've figured

that ESPN has 4/5 of the letters in Penis without that memo

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

nevermind, found it

posting soon of course

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

couldn't see the image

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

If that means that they lose

then I hope so

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

they almost had a an "oh no Sparty" moment

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

You knew it would happen soon

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW YOU GUYS!

I just heard on the radio that the bus broke down on the way there and the team was stranded momentarily… no worries though.

Ask Auburn

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Oct 29, 2011 11:04 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Fran's expression is perfect

But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 29, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Oct 29, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can't believe I'm saying this

GO BIG RED!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 29, 2011 11:07 AM CDT reply actions  

Well, I won't repeat it

But the MSU fans at OTE have turned my indifference to Sparty into outright hatred

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 29, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

It helps us in the division if Nebraska wins too

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 29, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Second great throw by Cousins

Bed shitting time for Sparty. Kirk Cousins is about to be exposed as the most overrated QB in the Big Ten.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 11:08 AM CDT reply actions  

Off topic, but...

Great work on A Guide to Hating this week. I didn’t want to feed to trolls over there, but

PS. You’re an ugly fucking hat

was perfect icing on the cake

But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 29, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

While we're blog-o-bating

Thanks for the link to the Paul Rhoads guitar .gif

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

won't matter

unless we win out anyway, I don’t believe.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

I do

but others don’t

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm with you

but mostly it’s because I’m tired of MSU fans. But a Nebraska loss won’t bother me either.

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's a lot of assuming

considering my theory has us losing to MSU and many other’s in the “real world” believe today’s game will be our last W

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Should we not even bother playing after today's game?

Sure we’ll probably only be favored vs Purde (if even that), however I haven’t given up yet and I doubt the team has.

by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 29, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

No

Just saying that there are some that believe we’ll be 6-6. My theory is that we only lose to teams with “State” in their name, I like our odds better than most others.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

We've lost our last two road games

this is be critical to show we can win on the road

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hope both Nebby and Mich St.

pound the hell out of each other, nothing better than playing an injured team late in the season

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:09 AM CDT reply actions  

Hmm

Interesting spectrum on Nebraska’s cheerleaders. They go from “pretty hot” to “OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!”

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 29, 2011 11:15 AM CDT reply actions  

TD Nebraska

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 29, 2011 11:16 AM CDT reply actions  

Nebraska is aware that we allow tackling

in this conference, right?

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 11:19 AM CDT reply actions  

Oh, I take it back.

that was much better

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Holy cow

It is a white out at this Wagner game.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 11:19 AM CDT reply actions  

where did you get a picture of my sister?

you bastard!

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wasn't

I was making a joke against my sister

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh nm

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Here is something I have been wondering

If Iowa makes it to the CCG, who would you want them to play? PSU or Wisc?

I am thinking I would like a re-match against PSU.

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:20 AM CDT reply actions  

Me too

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

if we are able to beat MSU

Michigan and Nebraska, all of a sudden, I’m not worried about either of them. But yes, I think we match up better with PSU

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

For revenge, I'd rather play Wisconsin

our loss against them last year is still fresh in my mind…sadly, but I don’t think we would be able to beat them honestly.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think they really are the best team in the B10.

Possibly by far. MSU played their hearts out but I think they would lose at home vs Wisky at least 7 out of 10 games.

by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 29, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

When you need

2 block kicks, a safety (via penalty), and a hail mary you are not the better team. Wisky beats them much more often than not if the replayed it.

But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 29, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Terrible penalty

that was uncatchable

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 11:26 AM CDT reply actions  

Martinez has to have the most ugliest arm motion in CFB

I looks like he is chucking a spear or a javelin

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:26 AM CDT reply actions  

most ugliest

tell us how you really feel about it

But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 29, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

He throws like an unfolding lawn chair?

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

He is not that good at modeling then

Tebow had a slightly better release

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think it looks more like Phillip Rivers

But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 29, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's improved a bit in the pros

But next time you see a Chargers game, pay attention. His delivery is weird.

But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 29, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Doesn't he play

for Denver?

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Tebow does

I’m talking about Phillip Rivers

But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 29, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not even close

Martinez reaches way down behind him. He doesn’t side arm it.

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can get that picture to if you want it

Seriously. I don’t know how Rivers makes the ball go where he wants it.

I’m not comparing the 2, don’t worry. T-Magic is a turrible passer

But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 29, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

I still submit

that it’s 100,000 times better than the crap that PSU plays after EVERY PLAY.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

you ought to hear it in person

went there to watch the hawks
makes ya wanna puke

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Oct 29, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Whatever happened to th goalpoast piece we liberated from the Metrodome?

did it end up in some guys garage?
is it secretly stored under Kinnick?
i would love to know

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Oct 29, 2011 11:30 AM CDT reply actions  

It made it across the state line

but then some stormstate troopers told us we couldn’t import paraphernalia across state borders, it is now a monument as the team crosses into Minnesota for a game.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

is it a secret location

can i go kneel before it when i go to see my daughter?

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Oct 29, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, it's hidden

in a different dimension, some call it the fourth dimensions, others call it the moon.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

open the pod bay doors Hal?

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Oct 29, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

We didn't take them down for fun

they contracted the Iowa Fans to demolish the last remains of the presence of Minnesota in that stadium

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

No

Kenardhusker over at OTE dug up a case of OSU taking down Indiana’s when they clinched a Rose Bowl berth, and a couple of other things like it. But yeah, it’s rare.

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well ladies and gents

I’m out. Don’t worry though, I will be at a sports bar for the game. Let’s get some revenge!

FREE FLOYD!

But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 29, 2011 11:38 AM CDT reply actions  

FREE FLOYD!

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll Take it!

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Shut up

You guys have an interim trophy to go with what everybody was hoping was an interim conference to play in.

by blkngld12 on Oct 29, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s amazing how much less Miller and Deace want to spout off about conference re-alignment now that ISU might not be getting screwed.

Funny, that.

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

I found a good use for the old, old one.

Photobucket

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Oct 29, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

That's so bad it's great.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

"People go to University of Nebraska-Lincoln for many reasons"

Including the fact that they couldn’t possibly get into any other school.

by blkngld12 on Oct 29, 2011 11:40 AM CDT reply actions  

Hey, admissions to Iowa

Aren’t exactly “stringent.” But that’s only because the school will let anyone from Kirkwood into school, take their money and watch them fail out after a year.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

same with people from Illinois…ooo, out of state…sure, go ahead and come…then fail and give us your monies.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's so easy

from what I understand from my Illinois friends, Out of State at Iowa is only like 2k more a year than in state at Illinois.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Iowa is about the same as Minnesota's in-state too.

Who hates Iowa, now bitches?

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by Yabbs on Oct 29, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

SHOELACE SPECIAL

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 29, 2011 11:41 AM CDT reply actions  

I really thought that Cousins was going to be a better QB this year

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 11:42 AM CDT reply actions  

Nebraska Band just played lady gaga

they will not score for 2 hours now.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:49 AM CDT reply actions  

That's Iowa's Curse

anytime the band played Lady Gaga, we didn’t score again for the rest of the game…though, this is only my observant hypothesis.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder why

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

link fail

click me

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

he coaches 30 miles away in Athens

Ohio University
NOT tOSU
they even lost a lawsuit over it,,,
they like him over there

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Oct 29, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone laughs about the NBA

You fuckers won’t be so smug when your only choices in sports is the NHL and shitty college basketball.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I partake in

wacthing the countdown to the next Iowa Football game, it’s far more pleasurable and has more action

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would rather watch bowling

than even acknowledge the “sport” of b*******ll.

by blkngld12 on Oct 29, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

baseball??

thank god that season is over

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Signed,

Ron Jeremy.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

thank you for that

now my nostrils are burning from the Biet Pepsi that just went through them the wrong way.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

what is the right way for Diet Pepsi to go through your nostrils

if you sniff it, then I think you and I drink differently.

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

some people snort coke

I snort diet pepsi

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok then

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Baseball sucks

NBA sucks serious testes. I would rather have the NHL on tv that that shit.

White Horn Gold Pants

by DM_Purp on Oct 29, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

EXCUSE ME.

CW will throat punch you. WRESTLING, son.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 29, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't worry.

Here’s a " paper application" for something to take up your time while the NBA is locked out.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Oct 29, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Punting

isn’t winning right now…

by blkngld12 on Oct 29, 2011 12:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

That Nebraska guy just fell down like a sack of taters.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 12:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Did anyone just see the graphic??????

In the Neb/MSU game that had Iowa 6-1? Wouldn’t that be nice!

by arhuse on Oct 29, 2011 12:10 PM CDT reply actions  

no, but I did hear that Germany invaded Poland!

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

no that was the Ottomans

damn i hate living room furniture some times

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

playing like Sparty?

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's thinking his receivers

are fucking giants

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

T-Ragic

amazing throw

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 12:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Did he headbutt a bus window?

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

with his head

or butt?

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm fairly certain the two are already connected.

He’s like a one-man human centipede.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

T-Magic WTF

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 29, 2011 12:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Martinez the best punter in the world of College Football

Arm punter that is

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:16 PM CDT reply actions  

yes they are but I am voting Martinez the best

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indiana coming back on jNW

go Hoosiers

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Bo Pellini rage in

5 seconds and 1 call

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 12:19 PM CDT reply actions  

That was a horrible call.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 29, 2011 12:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't think uncatchable matters with defensive holding like that.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 29, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

true story

But you’ll notice the only time officials call that is when a pass is obviously uncatchable. It’s their way of way we wanted to call pass interference, but this QB sucks so much balls that he can’t make it close enough so we’re just going to get him for holding.

White Horn Gold Pants

by DM_Purp on Oct 29, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't worry, they changed it to a hold

so it’s cool

Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

by Ill Jukes on Oct 29, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, defensive holding is okay.

That was not P.I., though.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 29, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just have IU covering the spread.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or against the spread.

They won’t by as many as they’re supposed to. Whatever.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

That should read “lose by”

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

watch out for The Others

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just once I wanna see a ref pull a Cartman, make a bad call, get on the mike and say, “Whateva, Whateva, I do what I want!”

by DananHughesUrDaddy on Oct 29, 2011 12:22 PM CDT reply actions  

He's got a full beard.

Not a good one, mind you. But it’s there

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 29, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

tool beard?

or manly beard?

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh...I can't believe that was dropped

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 12:23 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING DERP

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 29, 2011 12:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Cousins can't even complete a pass to a Nebraska DB

God, Cousins is playing like shit

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:23 PM CDT reply actions  

DANNY HOPE AND HIS MUSTACHE ARE NOT AMUSED

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 29, 2011 12:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Both Neb and MSU

Looking beatable. (by us).

It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.

by FiveSecondRuleChef on Oct 29, 2011 12:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Our defense is looking beatable

by them.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Penn State '08?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah but for someone who likes snow and wind

that game would have been a weather shit show.

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

ISU 08 was a solid shitshow

I seem to remember 08 OMHR being snowy, too

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Oct 29, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think 08 Purdue was Frozen Tundra-y

I also don’t remember much of that game besides being super cold and worried OMHR was going to beat us.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Oct 29, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was cold - really cold.

But quiet – not windy or overly cloudy.

by coltranemonk on Oct 29, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tennessee Tech?

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Duke/Va Tech might have even less than that:

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Oct 29, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah and they are doing well this year i think

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Louisa?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you build it they will come

they built it and you did

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

And yes, it is hidden.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you ever been to Highland High School?

Good luck finding that.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope.

I don’t even know where that would be.

by The Mexican't on Oct 29, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's TECHNICALLY in Riverside

but it’s really far south. They draw from Ainsworth and Cotter mostly.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh. Maybe that's where I ended up.

I had a coworker that was an alum and we had to go back to watch her brother play ball.

That was some time ago.

by The Mexican't on Oct 29, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

[Insert Beavis & Butthead joke here].

But nah, just look for the sign for the turnoff on 218. Then it’s, um, somewhere in that vicinity. Just listen for the banjos playin’

You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.

by lo-hi-hawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like someone rented out the stadium for a family reunion.

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you think, 15 years from now

Dan Persa will be coaching Northwestern and beating Iowa because they ended his career?

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

That'd be just our luck.

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Persa hurt himself.

Clayborn didn’t even touch him. If he wants to take his aggression out on any program it should be Penn State. They’re the ones that hurt him last week.

by The Mexican't on Oct 29, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

White Horn Gold Pants

by DM_Purp on Oct 29, 2011 12:31 PM CDT reply actions  

It's Kirk Cousins with a gun

SUSPEND HIM!

Actually, he looked like someone and I couldn’t put my finger on it and i found it/him.

White Horn Gold Pants

by DM_Purp on Oct 29, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nebraska

Take a TO, then get Delay of game…derp, derp, derp, derp

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 12:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Delay of game after a timeout?

The DERP is strong with you, Nebraska.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 29, 2011 12:31 PM CDT reply actions  

But Bo is a great coach!!!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

not as great as

Dantonio…derp timeout.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

He only called timeout

to pop some aspirin.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, that was a nice looking throw

by T-magic. Receiver was so confused by it that he wanted no part of it

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Which QB is playing better?

Cousins 4/15 27yds 1 INT
Martinez 1/6 0yds 1 INT
Holy fuck I wish we were playing one of these teams today.

White Horn Gold Pants

by DM_Purp on Oct 29, 2011 12:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I think I may be hallucinating

I think I just saw a commercial that flaunted the character of the football players at Nebraska while under Osborne.

by StewMonkey13 on Oct 29, 2011 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes you did

about how many Academic All-Americans he had. Of course it is easy to have the GPA to be an Academic All-American when you take classes like Eating 101, Sleeping 403, and Standing 204

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

hes currently serving 30 years

for running over a bunch of teenagers with a stolen car after a flag football game

by Loretta8 on Oct 29, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

the car being stolen

puts the whole thing over the top

by Loretta8 on Oct 29, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sadly

yes. It’s what takes it to cartoon level of evil

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh so he is doing his residency

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, he didn't beat her

He just pushed her down 4 flights of stairs. It’s ok though, he made it back in time for the Fiesta Bowl.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey now,

Standing 204 is difficult, you have to stand on one foot sometimes

by Omahawk(eye) on Oct 29, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

that would be a bear of a class

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

"We've gotta stop beating ourselves"

Is it a requirement to be a complete asshole when coaching at Michigan State? Tom Izzo said the same thing after we punk’d his ass.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe he's suggesting

that the players not masturbate before the game? Or during the game?

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

ESPN commentators...esp Holtz

are digging deep to give some compliment

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

ND tie?

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Oct 29, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

But blowing them requires less effort.

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Oct 29, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

And you piss off everyone around you.

Goddamn, I swear if everyone just took care of their own damn fucking leaves instead of blowing them in the yard next to them….

No I’m not bitter.

Move on.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 29, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Plus, Blowing leaves on grass is stupid

It’s only acceptable to blow leaves on driveways and sidewalks…though it’s still easier to rake them.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Oct 29, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I knew someone had to pull the trigger

Also I don’t have trees big enough to produce any amount of leaves worth raking, nor do I own a blower or rake for this reason.

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Oct 29, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I use a leaf blower to blow them off my patio into a lose pile that I then rake.

I have a pool with 3 big trees over it and no screen so for 6 months of the year I’m raking some type of leaf or tree dropping.

by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 29, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Barring a complete meltdown by KSU

Iowa State will play 7 ranked teams in their 9 game Big XII schedule.

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 12:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, I know.

Of course, it does mean 10 televised games this year.

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOOHOO! Will that be a new record for # of televised games for you all?

And wait, are you counting the UNI game that was “aired” on that crappy internet site.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 29, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, Last year was 10 televised too

UNI & Mizzou not being counted, they were Clone Zoned

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

At the very least, they need to find a way to overlay a score and time graphic

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

They always brought good weed to Jack Trice when they showed up

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tostido's commercial

shows full ships at the bottom of the bag, I’ve never had a full bag of full chips from them.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 12:43 PM CDT reply actions  

hehehehe Beth Mowins just said Mich was "manhandled" by MSU

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 12:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I just had to explain to a Minnesota fan on facebook that it's Nebraska and Missouri where the inbreds are, not Iowa.

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by Yabbs on Oct 29, 2011 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, to be fair

For Minnesotans, anybody to the East, West, South and North of the Twin Cities are inbreds. And usually we’re right.

by blkngld12 on Oct 29, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cherry Admiral Nelson and Diet Coke

Fuck Me that’s tasty

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by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 12:54 PM CDT reply actions  

cherry, you say

I’m not familiar with that one

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOW

Via the Twitterz: Okie St-Baylor total now 81.5. Largest college football total in point spread history.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 12:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Perhaps

but we have to recognize that there is a corner blitz

by blkngld12 on Oct 29, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, this would make Mark Dantonio

The equivalent of a 13 year old on XBL named “Kin B0ng Ill”

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by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think it will be a TD for Neb

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Michigan State

Finds out about Karma

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by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think they are chanting, "I love my sister"

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love how they keep talking about how successful Kevin Wilson was at Oklahoma

Toto, he’s not in Oklahoma anymore. He’s in Indiana…and shit’s a lot tougher.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 1:10 PM CDT reply actions  

hes done a good job with indiana's offense i think

theyve moved the ball the last two weeks since he went to Roberson

sadly, there’s nothing anyone could do with that defense

by Loretta8 on Oct 29, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cousins is great at throwing into coverage

Nebraska must not be good at intercepting or something, because Cousins is setting them up perfectly.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 1:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I want MSU to win this for two reasons.

1.) This is a very Iowa 09’ season they have going for them this year and I remember how fun that was for me. I can only hope that other sports fans can get a taste of that heart-attack inducing magical anxiety and release that comes with that kind of a season.

2.) Iowa still controls their own destiny and I think that, although most-likely improbable, they can beat all three of the teams that they will be tied with after today in the Legends division clusterfuck.

oh yeah, one more

3.) FUCK NEBRASKA!

Free Floyd

by hawk4trees on Oct 29, 2011 1:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Play that National Emblem March Indiana!

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by Yabbs on Oct 29, 2011 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

are we nervous about nebraska being able to run the ball this well against msu?

burkhead might have a good day against us.

Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

by Ill Jukes on Oct 29, 2011 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Actually, I have to ask...

How the FUCK did we crush MSU last season? I mean, we didn’t just beat them…I think we had beaten them well before halftime. And this was the Iowa team that lost to fucking Minnesota, and nearly lost to Indiana. How does that happen?! GAAAHHHH!

by blkngld12 on Oct 29, 2011 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

We’re in full Sparty NOOOOO mode in Lincoln.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

I've resolved to stop caring

about other teams. Sparty v. UNL? Don’t care – dislike both and want to be them both badly. I don’t want to go through all the permutations, only to end up with a situation where I regret having cheered for X team 3 weeks earlier. Go Iowa, the rest will take care of itself.

by stewartom on Oct 29, 2011 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

typing fail

“want to BEAT them both badly” – I’ll stop posting now.

by stewartom on Oct 29, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

there was some bufoon on OTE this past week talking about how MSU didn't have any penalties during the Wiscy game

I guess he cannot talk about that this week. MSU getting two flags for different penalties on the same play.

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

in reference to the Floyd

announcer in NU-Indiana game said he got a chance to touch the big rack.

by Loretta8 on Oct 29, 2011 1:29 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm on the road

Is the Bigten showing Nebraska what a real football conference is like? :(

by GuttedSnowBird on Oct 29, 2011 1:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

No

Nebraska is showing Michigan State what a real football team looks like.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

Sparty is showing why they’re Sparty

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow...

If Martinez was any good, that would have been a touchdown.

by blkngld12 on Oct 29, 2011 1:34 PM CDT reply actions  

That's ok

Sparty NOOOOOO gives them a second chance

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

probably said a million times but

he has the ugliness throwing motion I’ve ever seen

by IAinCA on Oct 29, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously

I blows my mind that a D1 QB can have success throwing like that….

by IAinCA on Oct 29, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

Yep. This is really happening. Sparty, you sadden me.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

holy shit

nebraska players can count to four.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

indiana has the worst defense ever

northwestern’s defense is almost as bad

by Loretta8 on Oct 29, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anybody know what the over actually was?

they must have blown by it by now.

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ouch

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

What was all the Purdue hype?

The hype was that they weren’t TERRIBLE not that they were good.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

been watching the BTN prognosticators given 'em a lot of love the past few weeks

and a lot of guys on here have been “concerned” about our matchup with them…

by IAinCA on Oct 29, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really think that MSU

has a bully mentality. If you hit them hard right out of the gate and then stop them, they’ll fold. Why Wisconsin can’t do this baffles me. They seem like the sort of team that is designed to do that.

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Well Wisconsin kind of did.

They were up 14-0.

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Oct 29, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

So

because B1G teams are all beating up on each other, it means that we’re strong as a conference overall, right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!

by blkngld12 on Oct 29, 2011 1:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Honestly

I’d say they’re solidly in 4th, fighting the Pac-12 for 3rd

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by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm interested

what is your top 5?

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

id put big 12 number one

sec isnt as deep as usual

and i honestly might put the b1g third, as bad as we are, the pac 12 has a lot of shitty teams. and illinois did beat arizona state, who’s one of the better pac 12 teams

by Loretta8 on Oct 29, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

But, the Big 12 isn't deep

just like the SEC. They have 3-4 Notables.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

ou, osu, k state, aTm, texas tech, texas, baylor, missouri

all were ranked at some point. thats 80% of the conferece, pretty strong.

by Loretta8 on Oct 29, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only teams not to be ranked at some point this year

are ISU and Kansas

Oklahoma, Okie State, and Kansas State were all undefeated until last week

Texas, Baylor, A&M, and Texas Tech are all pretty good this year

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by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Missouri being ranked

was a fluke, let’s be honest.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

So your argument is that the conference is weak

Because only 70% of the teams have been deservedly ranked?

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by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

but that has a lot to do with it. The remainder of the conference has not impressed me much, just my thoughts on it. I don’t think the Big 12 is 1 or 2, but I also don’t think the B1G is 2 or 3.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

So who is #2 in your opinion?

I’m honestly curious. I have no idea who else you’d put up there.

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by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

not sure

I just don’t think ranking conferences should be done based on how many teams HAVE BEEN ranked…or else ND would always be the top conference since 100% of the teams have been ranked.

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking

SEC/Big XII seems to flip every week – SEC top is stronger, but Big XII Mid-tiers are better

Pac-12, B1G, ACC

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by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big 12 is a very good conference

But their top teams (OU, Texas, OSU) always shit the bed at least once a year. It’s a tradition.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

They Always ask me Bob

WHY DO YOU DRINK?
WHY DO YOU SMOKE?
WHY IS IT IN BIG BOWL GAMES THAT YOU CHOKE?

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by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell

They don’t even wait to shit the bed anymore. Now they’re doing it during the regular season.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

True enough

I just wanted an excuse to sing some Hank Jr

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by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

1) Iowa State

2) Big 12 and SEC
3) Pac-12
4) B1G

by blkngld12 on Oct 29, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vandy is up 28-17 on Arkansas

In ESSSS EEEE SEEE news. Remember, that makes their conference “deep” and not “bad.”

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 1:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Zook is confused

this is a punting down

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

3rd?

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by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

4th and 13

at the opponents 32

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I for one am shocked

shocked that a MSU team is being penalized this week.

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 1:54 PM CDT reply actions  

The check

didn’t clear

Packers...Hawkeyes, need I say more?

by dirtydave on Oct 29, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

4th and 9

And Kirk Cousins throws a 6 yard pass.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

MSU's penalties by week

8
3
12
4
6
13
0
8 (so far, according to the box score)

by blkngld12 on Oct 29, 2011 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

yes, that's what it was

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, there will be a lot of pissed off engineers at work on Monday

with OMHR losing to MIchigan

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 2:04 PM CDT reply actions  

That would make me laugh

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Decided to watch Attack the Block instead of the early morning slate.

Is this Sparty failure a result of a solid pass D from Nebraska or is there another story here?

by The Mexican't on Oct 29, 2011 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Any chance Iowa can move the ball on this Husker D?

I’m really hoping that Penn State can help us out a bit there.

by The Mexican't on Oct 29, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, as Chitownhawkeye said

MSU couldve tried running between the tackles instead of always going to the outside/calling terrible pass plays but they didn’t…the entire game.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nebraska dared Sparty to run

Sparty wanted no part of it and didn’t even try.

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 29, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw a bit of that.

Was shocked. With Baker and Bell on this Sparty squad I see no reason to try to throw.

by The Mexican't on Oct 29, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even if Vandy loses

They still play Wake Forest and Kentucky. Hell, they could go bowling.

by mikjones24 on Oct 29, 2011 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

VANDY DOESN'T LOSE

Oh, wait…you mean Vanderbilt.

by blkngld12 on Oct 29, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

boo

northwestern runs out the clock with no more points

59-38 final

by Loretta8 on Oct 29, 2011 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Somebody in the ACC or Big East has to be worse. Right?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Oct 29, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

theyre the two worst

by Loretta8 on Oct 29, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you seen these schools play?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know they are bad.

But, my fave team lost to one of them last year, and gave up 21 points to the other a week ago. I’m trying to bright-side this bitch.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Oct 29, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

KU?

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by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Although, I don’t think IU or Minnesota could play Oklahoma slightly close for 3 quarters.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Oct 29, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sagarin has them as the two worst BCS teams.

11 other FBS teams are “worse”

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by Yabbs on Oct 29, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why can't MSU win away?

Last year on their “magical run” of 7-0 they played all the games (except jNW) at home. Then we stomp them and they fall apart. Looks like @ Lincoln is too much to handle also.

Just beat jNW.

by One_ill_KevinJ on Oct 29, 2011 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Who's their coach?

I thought Dantonio was just Warden.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 29, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, my mistake.

Honestly, I may just be cranky out of my severe distaste for those ingrates west of the Missouri.

"Pick it, Moon'."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 29, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't mean to look past MINN and UM...

But I think that that will be a winnable game this year. If we can assemble on defensive effort all year, I hope it’s against MSU run game. Take it out and they are pathetically average.

Just beat jNW.

by One_ill_KevinJ on Oct 29, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably has something to do with

the electronic ankle bracelets they have to put on when they leave Michigan.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Oct 29, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

How did their bowl game go?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Oct 29, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wizgerald now has 37 wins, tied for 2nd in school history.

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 29, 2011 2:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Is Parseghian the #1 on that list?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Oct 29, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pappy Waldorf apparently.

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 29, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Off-Topic

Anyone else in Bye Week Hell?

I’ve got both Starting RBs, a WR, a a Defense, and a Kicker all off this week

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by CyHawk on Oct 29, 2011 2:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I was a week ago,

when all 3 of my QBs were on bye, and I faced the team who had Aaron Rogers. Thanks to Marques Colston and Arian Foster, I still won.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Oct 29, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

QB, 3 WR, TE and K

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Oct 29, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

So

as gametime approaches. Does Iowa actually show up for this battle for Floyd?

by blkngld12 on Oct 29, 2011 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Really

reading all the stuff about our guys basically admitting they didn’t show up for last season’s game was just embarrassing.

by blkngld12 on Oct 29, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

FREE FLOYD! FREE FLOYD! FREE FLOYD! FREE FLOYD!

Lets work Minnesota like a part-time job!

Iowa will "...work Minnesota like a part-time job."

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Oct 29, 2011 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Attaboy SBN Auto-Post

http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2011/10/29/2522729/iowa-vs-minnesota-football-livegameopenthread

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Oct 29, 2011 2:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Just dropping in to check the temperature

panic or patience?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Oct 29, 2011 3:17 PM CDT reply actions  

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