A Nature Boy In Hamsterdam
by RossWB on Oct 24, 2011 7:01 PM CDT
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Was there a Ric Flair convention in Iowa City last weekend? Was it just the costume du jour for some reason? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW, WOOOOOO!
Anyway, here's your open thread for the evening; the usual rules apply. There's football on ESPN, baseball on FOX, pro wrasslin' on USA, hockey on... wherever, and whatever else you care to watch on a Monday evening.
Unless otherwise expressly indicated by BHGP editors, this FanPost is strictly the viewpoint of the author and is not endorsed by BHGP in any way.
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Also, Dreamcatcher is a pretty shitty movie.
I can’t believe I spent almost three hours watching it.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It is awful
Even with the guy from “Band of Brothers.”
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a good cast wasted on one shitty movie.
Damian Lewis, Morgan Freeman, Jason Lee, Tom Sizemore, Timothy Olyphant… I even kinda like Thomas Jane (although HUNG sucks).
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I watched the Green Hornet
I’m filing charges against Columbia Pictures for lowering my quality of life.
Aww, I would watch that ten times before I would watch Dreamcatcher again.
But I love Gondry.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Is that the one where they poop out the alien like things and Donnie Walhberg is their special needs friend?
’Cause if it is. yes, that movie was shitacular.
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Donnie is everybody's special needs friend
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, it's the one with aliens called "shitweasels."
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Called "shitweasels" in the book, too
Not exactly “Cannery Row” there, Stephen.
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I just realized I called a movie where people shit out aliens or whatever those things were shitacular w/o noticing.
Another thing I apparently didn’t notice was that my man Timmy O was in that movie. I’m disappointed in myself.
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
He was less awesome than he is in JUSTIFIED, that's for sure.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Justified one of the best shows on tv,
by nwyms Trebek! on Oct 24, 2011 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
As good as Sons of Anarchy?
That show rocks. Never seen Justified, but I’ve heard a lot of good things.
by One Night Stanzi on Oct 24, 2011 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I like him very much in that indeed. I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT SEASON!!
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I know.
Next spring… next spring…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Wait, I thought it was like January according to Warming Glow.
Sad.
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm, it is January. Excellent.
I just assumed it was spring since that’s when the show had come back in the past.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I saw that they had started production and Carla Guigio, or whatever her name is, is going to be on.
She’s a blonde, I don’t think that is her best look.
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Sadly it is not, I mean, I'll take her, but blonde isn't her thing. She's a hall of famer.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I've said it before and I will say it again
sister girl looked GUD in SIn City. Her boobage was spectacular.
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Her everything looks good in everything.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Here’s some more casting scoop.
Don’t click if you don’t wanna be spoiled.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I had seen that those two where going to be on there.
I can’t decide what I think about Neal McDonough. His eyes are amazing but he creeps me out that the same time.
And thank you for clicking the “open in new window” I hate when I lose all my new comments.
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
SPOILERS!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
More like soilers...
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Uh-huh.
We/I’m trying to save everyone from having to watch the movie and yet being able to act like the did if it comes up in conversation. I can’t imagine it would but just in case.
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
This could be one good week for sports.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Oct 24, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, at the risk of jinxing us, Iowa really should win
If the Cardinals win tonight, I think they win the Series. And THAT…makes a fantastic week for sports.
Watching last night's Dexter... zzzzzzzzz
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I actually listed to Gary Dolphin and Ed Podolak for a while on Saturday
And I have to admit that I’m surprised that they actually do sound just like they did when they called the PSU game a few years ago: http://youtu.be/Xuro4Ke5G64
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 24, 2011 7:31 PM CDT reply actions
I was all set to study
then wheat beer, hot cider and pork chops got in the way
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 7:31 PM CDT reply actions
I think you made the right decision.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
It's always the right decision
GPA has never ever come up since the day I left school. Just pass, baby!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure it's 300 meets CLASH OF THE TITANS (new school)... with even less coherence.
And Mickey Rourke being fucking craaaaazy.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Question for everyone
I know the defense is wanting this year but are we seeing week to week improvement?
anybody see that Ickey Woods interview/story on OTL?
He said “coaching women is different from coaching men, because, as you know, women hold grudges”
by rupertj on Oct 24, 2011 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Damn right we do!
And we have boobs, that’s another difference.
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe i need new lenses
wait, i am going to the eye doctor in the morning
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
!!!
Maybe Ickey speaks from personal experience…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
His ex-wife is on his team
I believe he said he does that “very carefully,” or something along those lines
Deacon Jones APPROVES
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Not enough people clicked on this link
Deacon slips up and says "when you go upside a man’s head … or a woman … "
Political correctness gone very wrong.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I knew I liked Ickey Woods.
I just didn’t know why until now.
Also, sometime last week, KWWL did a story about a long-time Iowa high school baseball/softball coach who recently died of cancer.
He was recently coaching softball, and had the GIRLS say the following poem after every game:
When you get what you want in your struggle for self
And the world makes you king for a day,
Just go to a mirror and look at yourself,
And see what THAT man has to say.
For it isn’t your father or mother or wife
Whose judgment upon you must pass;
The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life
Is the one staring back from the glass.
You may be like Jack Horner and chisel a plum
And think you’re a wonderful guy,
But the man in the glass says you’re only a bum
If you can’t look him straight in the eye.
He’s the fellow to please, never mind all the rest,
For he’s with you clear up to the end,
And you’ve passed your most dangerous, difficult test
If the man in the glass is your friend.
You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years
And get pats on the back as you pass,
But your final reward will be heartaches and tears
If you’ve cheated the man in the glass.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 24, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Move that fucking team to Los Angeles ASAP.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
And keep the Vikings in Minny.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Oct 24, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
THIS
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Oct 24, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Stupid franchise deserves to be moved. If they took Tebow they'd be sold out.
Who cares if it’s the “right” move?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
The next time BHGP does a gathering for a game in Iowa City
I think it should be pro-wrestling themed. I call Aytches.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 7:47 PM CDT reply actions
Clearly we should call ourselves the New World Order.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
There's the genesis for the shirt idea.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Now I want a DX one
Or not, really I just liked their intro song and the crotch gesture thing
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Chyna does that same move in her sex tape
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Gross. Allllmost makes me not want to google it.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
It exists. Trust me. She hides her "tuck" very well
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
So is that a confirmed thing? Sure seemed likely
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
No. She's a woman. I watched just to answer that question
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe her real name is Heidi Krieger, right?
(Go ahead, look it up.)
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 24, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I did. Nice reference.
Strong parallels to Caster Semenya, probably
What ever happened to her? Last I heard there was a confirmation that something strange was afoot but they never elaborated
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
It does?
I didn’t see the answer in there.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 25, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I was gonna make a dick joke, but I left it to someone else.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I've been looking for a reason to dust of my Giant Gonzalez bodysuit.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 24, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Be sure to put a chloroform cloth over the guy that dresses as 'Taker.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Be sure to put a chloroform cloth over the guy that dresses as ’Taker.
So… Pat?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Precisely.
Now we all know Pat will need an old leather duster for Christmas.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
WE ARE NOT BURYING HIM IN THE DUSTER!!!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I just started a Project Management class...
Am I already allowed to decide that I hate project management?
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Absolutely not.
It only took me 10 minutes to figure out I hate biology. Embrace the hate.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Oct 24, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Only a month or so until THE GREATEST SPORT EVER starts up again.
JUST SAYING I’M SO EXCITED
Oh, the sun shines bright on my Pennsyltucky home.
YAY!!
Hey, I might have heard my favorite Merle lyric today.
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
And what would it be, darling CW?
Oh, the sun shines bright on my Pennsyltucky home.
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
The one about the only thing he has left to count on is his fingers.
Loved it!
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I may drown in still water
But I’ll never swim Kern River again
That means he’ll die of booze!
Oh, the sun shines bright on my Pennsyltucky home.
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Heartbreaking.
I hope you aren’t personally identifying w/ that line.
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
So just five months until we reclaim our national championship.
JUST SAYING I’M SO EXCITED
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
This is not going to happen.
You are now the entitled welfare bums of college rassling.
Oh, the sun shines bright on my Pennsyltucky home.
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know how this is relevant but I approve of the statement anyway
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
What does that make Okie State now?
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 24, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Douchebags.
Oh, the sun shines bright on my Pennsyltucky home.
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
And rec'd.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 24, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
That's gotta be green.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 24, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Another good opportunity
for me to put out feelers for the BHGP event I’m trying to organize for the Jan 15th Okie State meet @ CHA. Anyone interested?
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm still tentatively interested.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
These Texas errors are just lovely.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Oct 24, 2011 7:51 PM CDT reply actions
I like how we get a refresher about the "push out rule"
Every time there’s a catch on the sideline, despite it being changed 3 years ago.
Yep
Rex Ryan is still the best.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Now let's go eat a fucking snack!
One can only assume he always approaches snack time with such intensity.
by One Night Stanzi on Oct 24, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd say so
Going by the shape of him.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Oct 24, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember hearing he was on a liquid diet,
which I think he gave up after about two or three weeks.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 24, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate Ray Lewis.
I would fight that guy. And lose. And maybe die.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 24, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably die Chazz
He’s a scary dude.
Please note that the internet does not, as of yet, have a sarcasm font.
Holland is still a dick for shutting out the Cardinals last night
But his antics tonight are making me a little less bitter. He’s a funny guy.
Likable guy.
Washington seems that way too.
.....OK, maybe I didn't think the short version of this name through....
by TheStupidShallBePunished on Oct 24, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolutely.
House full of Cards fans here.
.....OK, maybe I didn't think the short version of this name through....
by TheStupidShallBePunished on Oct 24, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
We can see the arch from here on a clear day.
Fun to watch a series where I kinda like the “bad guys.”
.....OK, maybe I didn't think the short version of this name through....
by TheStupidShallBePunished on Oct 24, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm really not a baseball fan
it’s just that living in Dallas, this is an awfully easy team to like. The old school brother, despite the media’s portrayal of him, is a wise baseball dude, and the players actually seem like they enjoy being around each other. Oh, and Nolan Ryan is the team president/part owner to fucking kick ass when need be.
This is one of the best part about this year's Cardinals, too
and the players actually seem like they enjoy being around each other.
Especially since no one expected us to be here, now everyone is just enjoying the ride, having a great time. Both teams are doing so, which makes it a fun, fun Series to watch
Once the Cards relaxed
and started having fun, that is when the wins started coming in.
.....OK, maybe I didn't think the short version of this name through....
by TheStupidShallBePunished on Oct 24, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
And they started doing that in August when we were just about out of it
The fans, the players, everyone was feeling down. They’re like, “Hey, let’s see how many wins we can get!” Started having fun. And now, World Series.
I love it.
I got green seat tickets from work
to see them play Milwaukee Sep 6. Relatively easy to get at the time they were so far back.
.....OK, maybe I didn't think the short version of this name through....
by TheStupidShallBePunished on Oct 24, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I like that Washington is having fun.
Wish I could have that much fun at work.
.....OK, maybe I didn't think the short version of this name through....
by TheStupidShallBePunished on Oct 24, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
As an A's fan,
part of me made fun of the guy a lot when he had that positive test for cocaine a year or two ago.
But part of me realizes that Oakland should have made him manager rather than let him get away to Texas. Oakland managers have been quite shitty since Art Howe left.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 24, 2011 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I've thought about this occasionally--wonder what you all think.
How would you rank these in importance to you—how meaningful would each be?
National championship for your favorite college football team
National championship for your favorite college basketball team
NBA championship for your favorite team
Super Bowl championship
World Series title
Stanley Cup
National championship for your favorite college football team (Hawkeyes, duh)
World Series title (Go Cardinals!)
Super Bowl championship (KC Chiefs)
National championship for your favorite college basketball team (Still the Hawkeyes)
Stanley Cup (STL Blues)
I’m leaving off the NBA because I don’t give a shit about that league at all.
And an Iowa football NC is SO MUCH higher than all the rest
All the rest combined wouldn’t add up to an Iowa Football National Championship
I can't see the NBA, NHL or NFL from where the importance of the others are.
Iowa football
Iowa basketball
KC Royals
whatever else you said
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
For me
World Series (White Sox)
National championship for your favorite college football team
Super Bowl championship (Bears)
National championship for your favorite college basketball team
NBA championship for your favorite team (Bulls)
Not a hockey fan
We play on the "bad" side of town, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
1) CFB
2) Stanley Cup
3) World Series
4) CBB
5) Super Bowl
And that covers everything worthwhile. I suppose I could put a UEFA CL win in there somewhere, but it wasn’t asked for.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 24, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
First two, in that order
I’ve experienced the others.
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
My Royals have won one in my lifetime, while I was a fan, but I could always use another.
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Always want more
But to see Kirk, Fran (even Lisa) hoist a trophy would be so much fun.
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
And that is why they are first.
I want all Hawkeye sports above professional ones. Honestly, I’m not sure if wrestling wouldn’t first. I just don’t accept losing in wrestling well. It doesn’t make sense in my brain and I want that title back.
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Close for me.
Iowa football championship
Iowa basketball championship
USA World Cup win
Raiders Super Bowl win
Bulls NBA Finals win
Iowa wrestling championship
Twins World Series win
Scarcity is important; I can still remember the Bulls title wins in the 90s and a bunch of Iowa wrestling championships. Hockey doesn’t really register for me.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hmm, I didn't really follow the directions very well there.
1) CFB
2) CBB
3) Super Bowl
4) NBA Finals
5) World Series
6) Stanley Cup
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That's what I meant.
Scarcity, nostalgia—plenty of factors involved. Those Bulls championships were really awesome when I was a kid, but the NBA doesn’t mean anything to me anymore. The Cubs’ playoffs in ‘03 provided almost unmatched excitement, but when the Cubs are bad, I lose almost all interest in the sport. I wonder if I could get back into it. Anyway, here’s mine:
CFB – Iowa
CBB – Iowa
World Series – Cubs
Super Bowl – Bears
Yes, scarcity is the key.
As a Hawkeye fan, I’m probably rooting for a football national title, then a hoops national title.
Then, maybe another Niners’ Super Bowl win.
Then, maybe another A’s World Series win.
I’ve never had a favorite NHL team. I haven’t really truly cared about the NBA in a decade or a little more.
I love to see the Hawkeyes win the NCAA wrestling title, but the only way I get really worked up about us not winning it is when a rival wins it in a way that I think is not completely honorable (like when Minnesota won it without an individual title in 2001, or when PSU won it with a rapist, or anytime Okie State wins it by running scared).
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 24, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
College football (PSU) national championship
Wrestling team (PSU) national championship
Local high school (Biglerville) PIAA state wrestling championship
Oh, the sun shines bright on my Pennsyltucky home.
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I am triangulating your location.
More clues all the time.
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I have moved for an unknown period of time.
The comforting thing is that there are plenty of Amish here. More clues…
Oh, the sun shines bright on my Pennsyltucky home.
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
You moved to Iowa?
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Always looking for good men and women
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe he does the hunting so he can shoot.
Being Amish he knows all about living off the grid and he can make us butter. He probably brings more to the table than most others do. I’m sure he brings more than I do but I’m already in and making the plans so I’m good.
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think PSU keeps it
Doesn’t mean Iowa gets it back.
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
You take that back!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
What the hell
This is to the rasslin convo
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
#RealTalk
Iowa will be in the hunt, but there is work to be done.
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
There is work to be done but they will progress throughout the season.
They are the same time that placed 3rd in a rebuilding year placed. They didn’t get a bulk of their points from seniors last year.
by Carfino'sWay on Oct 24, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
You're right,
but what team doesn’t have plenty of work to do?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 24, 2011 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Great question.
National Championship for the Hawkeyes (football)
Stanley Cup for Chicago Blackhawks/World Series for Minnesota Twins (Tie)
Super Bowl for Chicago Bears
National Championship for Hawkeyes (basketball)
NBA Championship for Chicago Bulls
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Easy
1. National championship for favorite football team
2. National championship for favorite basketball team
3.
4.
5. Cubs World Series title
6.
"Pursue happiness... with diligence."
by Bucketochicken on Oct 24, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Top two are way above everything else:
Football NC—Hawks
Basketball NC—Hawks
After that,
NBA Championship—Suns
World Series—D-Backs
Super Bowl-Cardinals
Stanley Cup—not a big hockey fan
But let me toss something in there that to me would be so very cool—-The Hawks winning the College World Series.
FOUR. THREE. COVER. TWO.
Have you been to Omaha for the CWS?
I know people that have, and they love it. I feel slightly ashamed that I’ve never been to it, despite living “only” 4 or 4.5 hours away.
Then again, I feel like baseball should be played with wooden bats, so maybe that’s part of my “apathy.”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 24, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
So...
Stanley Cup (Wild)
WS Title (Twins)
BCS Championship
CBB Championship
Champions League Title (Man City)
Super Bowl (Packers)
The NFL does so little for me, which pisses me off. I’d gladly give both Super Bowl wins by the Packers up for another Twins WS (so I can not be 2 when it happens this time around) or Stanley Cup (Fuck you Stars for leaving and winning in the South)
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I should say, Super Bowl wins in my life. Super Bowl I and II were long before my time.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Congrats for being the only one on this thread with hockey first.
And soccer ahead of the NFL.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 25, 2011 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Soccer in front of the NFL is probably because I've gotten my fill of Super Bowl wins.
I was barely excited when the Packers won in February.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
As a Niner fan,
I’ll say you may feel differently in about 10 or 15 years.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 26, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
like this
Hawkeyes National Championship: Football
" ": Basketball (men’s OR women’s)
A bunch of things ranging in importance from dental hygiene to matching shoes with belt
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Pro sports
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields
So, I watched the Wisco-MSU game at Joe's in IC,
and to me it looked like Bielema was either crying, or at least fighting back tears on the field after the game ended. Did anyone else see that? Or was my joy creating false images in my eyes?
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Oct 24, 2011 8:01 PM CDT reply actions
It did look like it got a little dusty in Spartan Stadium at the end there.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
There was definitely some condensation accumulating in his eyelids.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
You're a quitter, Notre Dame!
“At the end there, when they didn’t call those timeouts, they just quit,” USC linebacker Chris Galippo said Saturday. “And that’s what Notre Dame football’s about. They’re not anything like USC.”
(via)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Stay classy, SC.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd take criticism more seriously
from a team that hadn’t just hired to huge cheaters to be their head coach.
Then again, ND had Holtz, so…
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 25, 2011 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
This is silly.
What does Lane Kiffin’s history have to do with his players’ perceptions of the Notre Dame coaches/players and whether or not they quit on the game Saturday?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Honestly, I didn't watch the game, so I don't know if they really "quit."
I just like to make a dig at those USC douchers whenever possible.
Also, USC lost by 20 points to Ariz State, and late last year lost to both Oregon schools by 20 or 30 points each (and also lost to Notre Dame at the Coliseum, but only by 4 points).
So, I guess USC must know a thing or two about quitting?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 26, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Why did it take me so long to "discover" Mississippi John Hurt?
Oh, the sun shines bright on my Pennsyltucky home.
kinda like when i discovered professor longhair
from a boss who thought
i was wierd enough to appreciate it?
now i can’t live without it
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
Why does it look like Triple H is having a seizure?
I just remembered RAW was on.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Kevin Nash kidnapped his sledgehammer.
Then he politely tried to return it to the middle of his back.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 24, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Was Hunter yelling at Awesome Truth before that?
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
He was yelling at Super Dave.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 24, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Funkhauser is still my favorite reference for him.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
That Kevin Nash is so polite and thoughtful.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He's just not going to give up until he gives that sledgehammer back to it's rightful owner's face.
And spleen.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 24, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
So did I.
Thank god they aren’t feeding any new guys to HHH now.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
The idea of a Nash-HHH feud is kinda TNA-ariffic, but it beats having them punk out younger guys.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
In the pre TV-PG age, I like to think Big Poochie would have done an homage to Kane...
and zapped Triple H’s balls with a car battery.
Memories…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Or at least made him bleed.
Man how far this whole thing has fallen.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Unrelated...
But did you catch the end of the Mizark-Big Show match last night?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I didn't watch it, but I know they repeated the Lesnar-Show spot.
Easy way to get the crowd to pop that hard.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
It’s been eight years since the Lesar-Show spot, though, so I think they were OK reusing it.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Pretty fucking awesome way to end that match in a No Contest.
Wasn’t as good as the first one (technically), but still really cool.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel like WWE right now
is kind of like XFL was. They don’t live up to what they want you to think they are (violence).
Then again, wrestlers are still dying/getting addicted to pain-killers, and I can only imagine how much worse it is when you have Hell in the Cell matches twice a week.
I also wonder if the Benoit thing may have actually changed Vince’s black heart a little.
How horrible did Stephanie sound on the E60 about Scott Hall the other night, though?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 25, 2011 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
So, bigger dichotomy:
1) Amazing Baltimore D and turrible Baltimore O
2) Amazing New England O and turrible New England D
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
Wow
Indy put on a very special demonstration last night. Is Peyton really the genius behind their offense? If so why isn’t he the OC while he heals? Would The Greatest American been a good draft pick for them had they known they were gonna shit the bed? Do you think Stanzi could be getting playing time by now had he been picked? Did they really misjudged the severity of Manning neck issues.
Just. Wow.
Go Cards! If they win tonight I don’t want to hear shit about how the Rangers handed it to them with slippery fingers.
by RH's Bookie on Oct 24, 2011 8:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
can we get a stauts update on the road trip to our OMHR?
i am going regardless
but i do want to hang with you all
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
I believe Kyle is working on an update, or at least he's alluded to it.
Somebody that knows him personally may be a better person to ask, so I’ll just quit talking now.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
When will someone higher up demand Cody wears kneepads?
It makes him look like a European going to a nude beach.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
here
We go. Holiday being A Rod.
by RH's Bookie on Oct 24, 2011 8:38 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
CHHHHHHOKE!
Im going to go unleash my anger on the bathroom with some Scrubbing Bubbles.
by RH's Bookie on Oct 24, 2011 8:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Am I the only 1 watching this MNF game?
I thought last week Jets/Dolphins game was bad (8 possession in 1st qtr) but this is almost worse. What the fuck happened to Flacco? I thought he was adequate a few years ago and now I see he’s awful. I expect it from Gabbert. Guy was their #1 pick and he finished 10th in the Big 12 in passing efficiency last year.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I'm watching. Sort of.
This Hamsterdam is far more interesting, and I don’t like WWE or baseball.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
He's fumbled twice, once at the 1 foot line. Yep.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Right now the Baltimore D is giving Gabbert an enema
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
My eyes feel like his colon.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Ray Lewis has to be the least-requested enema practitioner of all time
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Or Michael J Fox
Wow, I now hate myself for thinking that.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah,
I need MJD to die, and Boldin to explode.
by KirksGumInHaydensStas on Oct 24, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
BOTCHAMANIA!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I was just about to say...
You know Maffew caught that one.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Now more Fruity Pebbles for Cena.
About goddamn time.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
MUPPETS ON RAW?!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I was really hoping the ECW Zombie would make his return on the Halloween RAW
Or at least Vampiro or Giant Gonazalez
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Don't forget Phantasio and The Yeti.
On a related not, The Yeti and Tony Schiavone are part of the best Youtube Poop ever.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Exactly.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, these teams have -5 and -3 passing yards?!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Flacco threw a pass to himself, ran backwards for a 9 yd loss, then it was 4th & 43.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
...goddamn.
I just saw the stat they’re averaging 0.2 yards per play. Which is just… how? Why? What?
Have Roth or Kampman been doing anything for the Jags?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I don't even know. Ray Rice has been benched because he fumbled and now MJD has fumbled for the 3rd time. I give up.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Does MoJo have money on the Ravens or something?
Fuck.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No?
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
RYDER AND CENA.
Now THERE is a tag team that I would like.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
I wonder if we'll get Rocky and Cena v. Awesome Truth at Survivor Series.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Those'll be the two teams, yeah.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
So Rocky-Cena lose due to some good ol' miscommunication, setting up their 'Mania match?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yep, or something like that.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope Punk gets the belt off Alberto at SurSer, unless it's just to drop it back to Cena.
I really hope Cena-Rocky isn’t for the title.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Whatever it takes to get the title back on Punk ASAP
they need to do it. Looks like it was just confirmed, even though they’ll wait to build heat for one more week.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Sims-Walker is back with the Jags? When did that happen?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
Like a week ago.
The Rams waived him.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The Rams are weird
They were already down their best WR. It’s not like they’re trying to Suck for Luck.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
They did trade for Brandon Lloyd.
But yeah, I don’t know what they’re doing.
I can’t believe how bad they are.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They've scored fewer pts this year than the Saints scored last night. 56. all year
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I saw that last night and could barely believe it.
How did they get so bad this year? They were at least kinda sorta passable in the NFC West last year.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Not an excuse because they are awful
But their schedule has been brutal this year and they have the Saints up next.
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Oct 24, 2011 9:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
INSTANT DEATH
I bet the Saints never dreamed how awesome it would be to get the Colts and Rams back to back…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think Oklahoma averaged more than that per game in Bradford's final year there.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Great stat on STL radio this am
DeMarco Murray had 200ish less yds for OU against Mizzou last year than he had against the Rams yesterday.
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Oct 24, 2011 9:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ha!
The Rams need to draft more Mizzou guys, clearly.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Imagine what Coker would
Put up on the Rammies.
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Oct 24, 2011 9:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The only good part about those Keith Stone commercials
is that his obedient pet eagle’s name is Brian.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 8:56 PM CDT reply actions
Keith Stone and the DQ guy need to stop.
Or at least give the Old Spice guy half their paychecks
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Jacksonville's first scoring drive:
Josh Scobee 54 Yard Field Goal is Good
Drive info: 4 plays, -3 yds, 1:22
Trollberto at it as always.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
SAD RAY RICE IS SAD
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Sad Ray Rice fantasy owner is sad.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Oct 24, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't get points for him bashing his helmet on the sidelines?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You know
I started up 33 tonight with my opponent having Rice, MJD and Ravens D. I am pleased with everything
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait fuck what happened....
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Ricky Williams is getting carries over him
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck my fantasy life.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
So as stated above
Opposing team has MJD, Rice and Ravens D. I was up 33 and he was projected to get 42. Now he’s projected to beat me by twice as much as before the night started
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
He done got benched for reasons that no one can understand.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think we have a SLICK BALLZ problem tonight.
Rice and Jones-Drew are both puttin’ ’em on the ground.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Oct 24, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I think they got Ray Rice mixed up with MJD and benched him. MJD has put it on the ground 4 times now for those scoring at home
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
It was bad by Gabbert but completely MJDs fault
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Does he keep fumbling in Baltimore territory or something?
I can’t believe the Ravens haven’t even gotten a FG attempt out of all these fumbles.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
A couple times. Ray Rice has also fumbled twice and dropped 2 passes. Also, the Ravens QB is Joe Flacco.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder if they'd take Kyle Boller back...
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Maybe Chris Redman. Or Grbac. Never Boller.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
No. First. Downs?
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
SUPER DAVE VERBAL BOTCHAMANIA!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I RESPECT YOU, FUNKMAN.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Punk vs. Funkman isn't even a fair fight.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I really just wish they'd let him go full Stone Cold
and make him a borderline criminal. It would be so awesome if he just punched out Super Dave and chased away ‘Berto and RicRod and then had security called on him. That would make Ace stack the deck against him in a match, then he’d overcome it, and wham! … not only is Punk champion again, but he looks even more unbeatable.
/fantasybook’d
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, that would be fun.
I don’t know antihero-y they want to make guys in the TV-PG Era…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah that's what sucks.
Punk could totally be the perfect anti-hero if they just pulled the PG tag and let him run with it.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
He's good on his knees.
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Oct 24, 2011 9:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
"The Ravens have no points... and no first downs."
lolololololololol
(And it’s the two-minute warning!)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
ugh
1 for 8 with RISP. Better step it up St. Louis. Tied @ 2.
by RH's Bookie on Oct 24, 2011 9:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
blown steal
Supposed to be a hit and run?
Rangers were trying to give this away and the Cards have been politely declining.
by RH's Bookie on Oct 24, 2011 9:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
If fantasy leagues included punters, Sam Cook would be KILLIN' IT tonight.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
16 yards. No first downs
The Gophers are even laughing Baltimore.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Wow. Very rec'd
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 25, 2011 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Thing is, this is Baltimore's kind ofvgame
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
Terrible?
This is rivaling the Browns-Seahawks game. Great scheduling, MNF bros.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Oct 24, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
the whole MNF schedule
is awful this year. not sure how the process works but theres no way most of these games were the best ones available
The offense was awful their Super Bowl year
The Ravens are totally cool with war of attrition football
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
la russa might have stuck with carpenter a bit too long
got lucky that one was caught.
lol at scioscia for running napoli out of town
Carpenter definitely just yelled
“FUCK YEAH YOU PIECE OF SHIT” at Napoli after that flyout.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
!!!
whoa
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It was clear as day that that's what he said.
Adding to the growing rumor that “Chris Carpenter is an asshole.”
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
It was awesome,
and in slow motion.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Oct 24, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Almost enough to make me watch my 1st minute of the World Series. Almost.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone here able and willing to upload that?
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Oct 24, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I want to see a .gif of that.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Been looking for one, but haven't seen anything.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
This game ...
Still not as bad as watching Guy Fieri stuff meat in his mouth and make yummy noises.
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Also not as bad as watching Berman bellow like a castrated rhino
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't believe they led off with Tebow.
Well, I can… but really.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Can't wait for Double Tee's Dr. Pepper commercial
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
LET'S HAVE A REAL GOOD CIRCUMCISING TIME
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
LET'S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, UNLESS YOU'RE A HOT FEMALE, IN WHICH CASE, STAY AWAY FROM ME.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 25, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
i so wish
I could have read that as making cumming noises.
by RH's Bookie on Oct 24, 2011 9:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Half my comments are poorly written, unfunny double entendres
Read them as you wish
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you sir.
May I have another?
Guy Fiero is about as cool as a 3 wheeled motorcycle. Or a jet ski with wheels.
by RH's Bookie on Oct 24, 2011 9:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Who's Morrison gonna job to tonight?
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
its his signature move
he does it a few teams per season
That is correct.
He Andruw Jones’d it.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
So he's the guy on the top of the Grantland website?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 25, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Holliday!
Finally earns his paycheck. Good thing he doesn’t have a clone who bats after him.
by RH's Bookie on Oct 24, 2011 9:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
at 1 for 8
Why the heck not!
I sure hope this lady ain’t the fat lady for the Cardinals tonight.
by RH's Bookie on Oct 24, 2011 9:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Another botch isn't gonna help you win any matches, Morrison.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
MJD just fumbled again. He got it back but jesus lord enough with the fumbles.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I saw the first half stats, MJD's fumble and then a replay of his first half fumble in the flat.
I’ve decided I’d rather watch baseball. I hate baseball.
by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, that wasn't a block in the back?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
UGH THAT CALL IS SHITTY
You can’t tackle anybody in the middle of the field anymore.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
That was correct tackling actually
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 9:44 PM CDT reply actions
It was the celebrating after that caused the flag. Official figured if he was that happy must've done something illegal.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
The NFL is so crappy
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
FIIIIIGHT
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That's a pretty shitty call, too.
This game sucks.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
This is getting stupid
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions
Goddamnit, if that keeps WWWYKI out of the main event...
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions
Seriously, if the Jags get a TD, it's gotta be game over.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
If the Jags get a FG this game is over. I'd kick it now if I was JDR. Why wait til 3rd or 4th down?
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not even playin. I'm yelling KICK THE FUCKIN FG, BRAH!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
That would be awwwwesome.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So does MoJo fumble on second down or third down?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
DAGGER!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Oct 24, 2011 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Kirk Ferentz loves all these field goals
Barnburner!
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 9:56 PM CDT reply actions
Another Cardinal in scoring position
(Reaches for key to gun cabinet)
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Oct 24, 2011 9:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
can i borrow that
When you’re done cleaning your gun?
by RH's Bookie on Oct 24, 2011 10:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I feel bad.
One of my roommates is a Ravens fan but I’m giggling like an idiot because of the potential awesomeness of my fantasy victory
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
You got this.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
No JAX TD from Jones plz
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
MJD is due for some broken tackle 30 yard run here any minute.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
It takes a special kind of talent to avoid a bowl with Antwaan Randle-El on your team.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 24, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
" This has been a very poor game"
talk about understatement!
if I'm JDR, I punt, right now. We don't want Gabbert to throw that pick six he's itching for.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Wow.
For some reason, I thought this game was in the fourth
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 10:11 PM CDT reply actions
And how did Raw end?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 10:11 PM CDT reply actions
Miz and Truth beat up Ryder right before the main event
and the match was switched to a handicap. They were DQ’d after Cena made a comeback, Johnny Ace came out and reprimanded them, and rebooked the match for Survivor Series and asked Cena who he wanted his partner to be. Of course, he chose The Rock.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Interesting
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
But how much of it is a WWE '12 promo
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Predictable.
But at least they’re still booking Miz and Truth as big threats and wildcards.
I still think they shoulda had Ryder come out and save him.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
You could've said "Harley Race and the Miz threw Honkytonk Man threw the spanish announcing table" and I would'v believed it.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
There's no way.
The 8 year old Cena fans don’t know who those guys are.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
All we need now
is Steele Jantz to come in and hit a 3-run homer
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Oct 24, 2011 10:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Where did you find this one?
Maybe they had the one of Carpenter cussing at Napoli.
I love watching Ron Washington yak out every time they score.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
disgusting
What the poop crapping turd TLR!
by RH's Bookie on Oct 24, 2011 10:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh Jacksonville
The answer? Aliens. Or not aliens.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 24, 2011 10:17 PM CDT reply actions
JACK DERP RIO!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It comes to him naturally.
He’s a Viking at heart.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
im speechless
i have never seen a pitcher brought in solely for the purpose of intentionally walking one batter.
thats maybe the dumbest thing ive ever seen.
because
TLR knew the walk would give us a lead off beaning with Pujols on deck.
by RH's Bookie on Oct 24, 2011 10:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The only reason I could possibly imagine
was if Lynn hadn’t pitched yet in the series, and LaRussa just wanted him to have actually played.
I’m too lazy to see if Lynn has appeared in the Series, so if anyone knows, please reply.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 25, 2011 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
The new VW Bug
More manly? Wouldn’t be caught dead driving one?
by RH's Bookie on Oct 24, 2011 10:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Correctamundo!
Looks kinda like a wider PT Cruiser. I think Id high five a guy driving one, only to laugh at him later.
by RH's Bookie on Oct 24, 2011 10:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't know why/how the Beetle
Has become feminized. It’s always looked like that. Guess everything has to be manly or girly these days. And if it isn’t a giant ass truck/sedan, it’s girly.
WTF!!!
Flower holder!
And what crack are the cardinals smoking tonight.
This is probably good night for me. Cheers!
by RH's Bookie on Oct 24, 2011 10:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
YOU DO NOT COME INTO THE JAGUARS HOUSE WITH THAT WEAK SHIT, FLACCO!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I can't believe at one point I thought having Flacco as my back-up fantasy QB was a decent idea.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Try having him as your starter.
Being in a deep league where you have a lot of injuries really sucks.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got Rodgers and I'm still ready to write my season off as a failure.
by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
This does not compute
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Cheer up! You don't have to play me every week!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Applesauce!!!
3 pitches and its on. Can’t believe I used to dislike him strongly.
by RH's Bookie on Oct 24, 2011 10:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
red sox managers
have been fired for less than this in playoff games
Like letting players have beer and fried chicken in the clubhouse.
If Boston wasn’t filled with racists, they’d offer Ron Washington about twice his current pay to manage at Fenway.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 25, 2011 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
you forgot
Ass and Hoe between the 2nd and 3rd fuck.
by RH's Bookie on Oct 24, 2011 10:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
This has been the best World Series in recent memory.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 24, 2011 10:34 PM CDT reply actions
This has been the worst MNF in recent memory
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Was the Dolphins Steelers game in the mud pit a few years ago MNF?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, and it was awful.
That one punt just stuck straight into the ground.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 25, 2011 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions
I didn't limit my comment to this week.
It’s been bad for a while.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Ravens have 82 total yards of offense
And 65 penalty yards.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
GIDDY-UP!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I am confused by the motion of this gif
Why are they running toward the dugout rail and away from the field of play?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, uh, I dunno why that is.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
sorry I need him to throw it to Bolden!
by nwyms Trebek! on Oct 24, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
There it is
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
My 5-1 team lost to an 0-6 team this wek.
I started Ray Rice, Ryan Torain, Vincent Jackson, Santana Moss, and Doug Baldwin. Ugly.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
i dont know who doug baldwin is
im embarrassed
Don't be. He's a Seahawks WR. That's about as relevant as it sounds.
I had a lot of Bye Week guys this week. Welker, Ahmad Bradshaw, Ced Benson
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Josh Scobee is a man
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 10:54 PM CDT reply actions
Joe FLOLacco!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
HAWK ON HAWK VIOLENCE!
noooooooo
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I heard Yanda. Who was the other half?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Yanda vs. Roth, apparently
Actually, that would be pretty wicked. Both those guys had serious mean streaks at Iowa.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I miss mean streaks in our linemen
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Reiff and Ferentz have some pretty good mean streaks, actually.
I wish we had more of a mean streak in our defensive linemen (and our defenders in general, really).
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I don't think "mean" covers Yanda.
More like “evil”.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Oct 24, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Great win for the Jags
They’ll really build on that for another 5-6 win season next year. And the year after. And the year after. And the year after.
#MEDIOCRE4LYFE
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
KEEP ON ROCKIN' IN THE FREE WORLD
This is going up on WRNL tomorrow, but since I know ya’ll wouldn’t dare slum it with us Cyclones…
/This was way too fun to ’shop.
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by CyHawk on Oct 24, 2011 11:07 PM CDT reply actions 14 recs
That's a fast green
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Beautiful.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
For what it's worth
I really do value the opinion of the collective hivemind.
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
He's making it rain!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
So (wild speculation) IF we get by Minnesota and Michigan
which I don’t think is unrealistic at all, as long as we have a semblance of a defense for Denard, we’ll be 7-2 and ranked. MSU gets by UNL and whoever is after that and they’re 8-1 and in the top 10. That’s gotta be gameday material, yeah?
no
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
Because your entire presumption is predicated on Denard being required to throw the ball due to being unable to run on our D. Empty set, bro.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Oct 24, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish, but doubtful, even if both teams win out until then.
11/12 is also Stanford/Oregon; I would bet a large sum of money that Gameday heads there.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Phew
7-0. Now I gotta get through a week without Jordy Nelson, Rodgers, Crosby, Roddy White and maybe Jahvid Best.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 11:18 PM CDT reply actions
I find it strange you name Nelson first
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
For some reason he just came to mind first
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Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
At least I have Fred Jackson back next week
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Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
He is good.
Wait, what’s 30 levels better than “good”?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 24, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Just short of Aaron Rodgers
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Who am I?
I’m the goddamn Batman.
/Holy Shit Arkham City is Awesome ya’ll
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
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