VIDEO: Pat Angerer Represents the United State of Iowa
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 23, 2011 9:40 PM CDT
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PrintHere's the video of Pat Angerer introducing himself on Sunday Night Football.
And with that, Pat Angerer has out-Iowa'd and out-America'd everyone on the planet.
Your move, Ricky Stanzi.
Consider this your game thread for Sunday Night Football, The World Series, Rugby World Cup finals replay, or whatever else you're into.
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No doubt.
I thought porn and politics were out of bounds?
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Oct 23, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Or porno politics
/avoiding the Anthony Weiner joke
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I love the plot summary from wikipedia:
The film opens in Serra Paylin’s living room, when two Russian soldiers knock on the door seeking a tow-truck to lend assistance with their smoldering tank.7 After some small talk, flirting, and a knock-knock joke, a threesome ensues.[
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
I'm fairly certain that's ripped off
from the plot of a “Gilmore Girls” episode.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I dunno man...
I feel like I would have remembered Alexis Bledel and Lauren Graham going at it.
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
Having seen this particular, ahem, "film" I will say
that Ms. Lisa Ann is not a believable Palin. After all, her character actually has a comprehensive health care plan, a long-term solution for Palestine and a streamlined tax code strategy. Also, rimjobs.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Palin is actually quite strong with the rimjob lobby
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, you don't want to be too strong
or it becomes prison rape.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
But the throw the best parties in the rimjob lobby
Or worst, if you’re a hired employee for said party
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish the rimjob lobby were a place and not an organization.
Wait, what? It’s not either? You fucking take that back!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
The fluffer atrium is still my personal favorite
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
It probably is an organization,
but probably not one you want to be a part of.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Like NAMBLA
but less right?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Normally, I don't like to be completely politically ignorant,
but here is a case where I am glad I am unaware of the political aspects (or any aspects, really) of any of these groups.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
One of those things does not disqualify the comparison,
or so I’ve been told by Glen Rice.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Its certainly not Lisa Ann's best work, that's for sure
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
by The Bird Cult on Oct 23, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Lisa Ann isn't skinny enough to play Palin
But I suppose we shouldn’t quibble about that.
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
by The Bird Cult on Oct 23, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
What's the deal with Kevin Nash getting involved at every PPV
And doing absolutely nothing else?
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
Follow @semicorrect
He's trying to be like Undertaker.
"TAYLOR MARTINEZ IS AIDS ON TWO FEET"
-@DanBeebe
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Oct 23, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Because Big Sexy is all about that PPV chedda.
Also because if he does anything else the odds of him tearing another muscle off the bone go up exponentially.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Tonight, I'm watching the World Series and Walking Dead
Hopefully, St. Louis takes after the survivors and not the zombies. GO CARDINALS
Hey, Tony LaRussa plays the same character in both of those.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Angerer is such a breath of fresh air
Between this and his making fun of Edds. glad to see being in the NFL hasnt changed my favorite Hawkeyes (Him, Stanzi, Clayborn etc)
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Oct 23, 2011 9:03 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, it certainly changed Ronnie Harmon.
Stupid Ronnie and his no-fumbling, average-producing career.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I want to make a joke here
but i wasnt around during the Harmon days and i fear it will be too soon
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Oct 24, 2011 2:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I think it was Edds that made fun of him,
but the point stands.
by Third Generation Hawk on Oct 24, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it was shortly after Edds was picked up by the Colts.
There was a FanPost with the quote.
by EnergizerHawk on Oct 24, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
So I guess this means we have to be nice to each other now?
Iowa played a swell game against Indiana.
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
We'll be nice to you
But only because you’re not a typical Clone fan. I still say the western third of Iowa can be annexed by Nebraska and make both states better.
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Western third is mostly R-King's district and Husker fans
Go nuts. I won’t miss it.
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
Like this?
You can’t,
have my Grandma Nebraska!!!
"TAYLOR MARTINEZ IS AIDS ON TWO FEET"
-@DanBeebe
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Oct 23, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Argulor is Shatner now?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, don't we all try to channel Shatner, once in awhile?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Dunno, does Shatner welch on jinx rocks?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope that's a funny inside joke, because I have no idea what that means.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure how funny it is
but it does go back well over a year.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
SW IA Hawkeyes
There are a surprising number of Hawkeyes in the Counciltucky area. Don’t go giving the Golden Spike to Nebraska just yet.
by clayborn2run on Oct 23, 2011 11:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The United States of America is not very nice to eachother,
not sure we need to expect the United States of Iowa to do so.
CYCLOWN!
(am I doing the sarcasm thing correctly?)
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
No be accurate
It’s the UNITED STATE OF IOWA
Minnesota is not allowed into this nation.
by Corncob Justice on Oct 23, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Minnesota?
Now you’re just making places up.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I am a man without a country.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
But you are a man with snacks.
I think you came out of this just fine.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
With the way the Gophers have been playing,
they should unite with us, as Iowa fans.
(And I think plenty in southern Minnesota have been doing so for years).
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
That is a fantastic clip.
How soon until Stanzi starts and we can see what he throws out there?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
Not long
We just have to wait for Matt Cassell to become irrelevant.
waiting…. waiting….
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I thought that had begun
But honestly, I can’t ever watch a Chiefs game this year to really know.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
They are 3-3
They sucked early but they’ve managed a decent record so far
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
I am a Chiefs fan
And can proudly say that we don’t completely suck the way I thought we did earlier this year. We aren’t going to scare any championship-caliber teams, but 8-8 is certainly possible.
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My fiancee is as well
I liked it better when they sucked – now we end up driving to the BWW 40 minutes away to watch the games
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The Chiefs are decent
They’ve beaten bad teams they should beat and lost to good teams they should lose too. Cant ask for a lot more than that with the injuries they’ve had to multiple key contributors (Charles, Berry, Moeaki).
Yeah, with their injuries and as much as they hate their coach, I thought they'd quit.
They haven’t, nor have the Colts. That’s why I still think the Dolphins are going to end up with the #1.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 23, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Anybody see this sign:
“We don’t need Luck, we just want our Payton [sic] back”
She must have been from southern Indiana
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
By southern Indiana
I think you mean northern Kentucky.
by Corncob Justice on Oct 23, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that Bill Belichick
Intentionally loses to Miami in week 16, just to prevent someone in his division from getting Luck.
by 99FormationsButFourWideAin'tOne on Oct 23, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's let Ricky
climb to #2 on the depth chart before we start with the “will he start” stuff.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I tell myself he's the "#3" in the way that Tebow was
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Good point.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
So hey,any of you think Vandy will be drafted?
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Oct 23, 2011 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
In two years?
Sure. He’s a prototypical pro-style QB and will have over 25 college starts by the time he’s in the draft.
If he tried jumping early? Not a chance.
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Well
after he wins the Heisman next year, you have to think he’ll consider leaving early
/delusional fan’d
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 23, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Erm
He’s a Junior this year, so after he wins the Heisman next year, he’ll be leaving either way.
/pedantic’d
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Damn, you're right.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 23, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
No, because in EA's NCAA video game, he somehow gets an extra year of eligibility
after winning the Heisman.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
EA probably figured out Iowa's roster for the 2011 game in 2009
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Oct 24, 2011 2:12 AM CDT up reply actions
So Who Else is destroying their Fantasy League?
6-1 in my first year in a 16-team keeper league
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I am dominating my fantasy league as well.
I have two seventh-level wizards, a battle orc, a winged serpent and four bridge trolls. If only my white mage hadn’t dropped points to that elven princess…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
No dragons or centaurs?
You’re gonna get killed in the playoffs without them.
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I'm hoping to pick up an entire demon legion on waivers.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
You need a fighter. And a thief. Maybe a chocobo or two.
Just don’t pick up any of these guys.
Bethany: Were they sent to Hell?
Metatron: Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history.
I heart Final Fantasy jokes
I have not played video games since FF7 was relevant, so this is what I cling to.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember watching a lot of FF7 and FF8 in college.
The only FF games I’ll play, however, are Tactics variants.
But my son is the only one that gets to play video games now.
Bethany: Were they sent to Hell?
Metatron: Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history.
FF7..
Still relevant
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Oct 24, 2011 6:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Started out 5-0 in both leagues but injuries caught up to me. I'm 6-1 and 5-2.
Kenny Britt, Andre Johnson, Harvin, Blount, Ernest Graham, Daniel Thomas, Dez Bryant, Miles Austin, Julio Jones have all started and not finished games for me. I’m running a MASH unit.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 23, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
You DeMarco'd on my face today
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 23, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
That got out of hand fast.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 23, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
In my other league I had a 25 point lead and my opponent had Sproles and Saints D left.
I lost by 20. Fucking asshole Colts.
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 23, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Exact same thing happened to me. I even had Graham and lost because Sproles is playing when it's 55-7
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 23, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm in a 12 team keeper league,
and after a rough start (while usually scoring the least points in the league each week), I’m now 4-3 (if week 7 holds up for me).
I’m usually starting Cassel, Kolb, Arian Foster, Michael Turner, Colston, Dallas Clark, Santonio Holmes, Lee Evans, Crosby/Gostkowski. Also, we have IDPs, so I start Charles Johnson, Trenton Cole/Kyle VandenBosch, Greenway, Patrick Willis, Ed Reed, and Troy Polamalu.
Next week, most of my RBs are on bye, so I’ll have to start Brandon Jacobs (Turner, Shonn Greene, and LaGarett Blount are all on bye week).
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Right on.
My one draft pick ended up being Forte, and I’ve had to build a team with him, Greene, and Rothleisburger
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
Forte always goes too late every year
And every year he’s a Top-10 player. Most underrated fantasy football guy since Brian Westbrook
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
You might say that being a value pick
it’s his…. FORTE
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
by CyHawk on Oct 23, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I can't believe I was the first to Rec this
"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney
by ClaybornSmash on Oct 24, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
We also got a mention in the Bears game
there was somebody wearing an Iowa jersey at Wembley which the announcers pointed out along with the NFL jersey’s. And Clayborn had a good game
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
I'll raise you the Japanese tourists I saw in the Loop last week.
Clearly speaking Japanese, one of the two young women I saw was wearing a vintage Iowa Hawkeye t-shirt with the flying Hawk image:
I was so excited I texted Ross immediately. Iowa is global, bitches!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
On the flip side
I had a bartender at Chili’s a few nights back who had no idea what “Iowa” was.
As in, I had a Hawkeye hoodie on with the Tigerhawk logo and “Iowa” in great big letters on, and he asked me “Eye-OH-Wah?” What’s that?
…ummm, it’s a state? As in one of the 50 states?
“Really?”
/I so wish I was making this up
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
Where do you think potatoes and shuttered factories come from, Asshole?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
In fairness
there are plenty of people there who aren’t aware they were ever reabsorbed into the Union after succession.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
South Carolina
Out of 50 states, 51st in education.
http://www.alec.org/AM/Template.cfm?Section=Report_Card_on_American_Education
by 99FormationsButFourWideAin'tOne on Oct 23, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah,
I knew you were in one of the Carolinas.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Or one of the Missouris.
Don’t tell Arkansas about this.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Carfino'sWay
nailed it
“We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina.”
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 23, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Bah
SBN having issues tonight? I’m having trouble loading pages and now this double post
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 23, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Carfino'sWay
nailed it
“We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina.”
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 23, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
That's why they are a bartender at Chili's
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
My favorite quote ever
Courtesy of a Unionist South Carolinian present for the madness of the winter of 1860-61:
“South Carolina is too small for a republic and too large for an insane asylum.”
There ain't no point deficit can hold my defense down.
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh no.
Here in Turkey, I said I was from Iowa and one of my students said “Ah. In Turkish, we say ‘Ohio.’”
/East Coast’d
by Third Generation Hawk on Oct 24, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm probably going to London in February. I will DEFINITELY wear some Iowa gear
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
by The Bird Cult on Oct 23, 2011 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey dammit
I got this one first. See previous dead thread.
by Corncob Justice on Oct 23, 2011 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
That's true
It took me awhile to rewind the game, take the video, upload it to youtube, think of a mildly-clever sentence to add, and post it to the front page.
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 23, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
zing
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Well um,
Ya got me there mate, thanks for posting this.
by Corncob Justice on Oct 23, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
By the way,
only 6 more days until I get to flip my avatar right side up again!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
It never should have had to be flipped in the first place.
Still don’t know how they pulled that off.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
You know how Nebraska fans point to indifference as the reason they lost to UW in the Holiday Bowl?
Well that’s the explanation for the Minnesota game last year, except real instead of grasping.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I want T Shirts!
With a kind of Ramones design. I want a fierce Iowa army, airforce, marines and navy to protect our borders. I want a flag with a tigerhawk ready to be planted. I want Dear Leader Stanzi posters everywhere!
by Corncob Justice on Oct 23, 2011 9:50 PM CDT reply actions
This game was 62-7 with over 12 minutes left
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen that before in an NFL game. Sounds like an Oklahoma-Directional Kansas score
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
“sounds like an Oklahoma-Directional Kansas score”
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Oct 23, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess I set that up
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, I have no problem taking the easy ones.
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Oct 23, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Who is with Me? Who is ready to invade Minnesota?
Alternately, who’s ready to take a nap?
by Corncob Justice on Oct 23, 2011 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
It's too early for the Minnesota game.
How do I know we’re playing the Gophers if I don’t have to tailgate with Everest-climbing gear?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
This sounds an awful lot
like Hitler’s plan to invade Russia.
i.e. Why the hell would you invade a barren frozen wasteland with no value?
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
Did Hitler covet quality public radio programming?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
He loved ice fishing?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Come at me, bro
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 23, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
OK, I need votes here!
I am getting very close to sending out the last post regarding the Purdue trip. One of the components (that will largely happen off-site due to legal reasons) will be in regards to the BHGP soccer jerseys I’ve promised. HEC has been kind fucking amazing enough to design a killer crest to go on the left breast of said jersey. The only thing missing at this point is a slogan to go on the banner underneath. It needs to be short-ish, but fitting. So far I have:
“Hawks For Life, Pants For All!”
“All Your Pants Are Belong To Us”
“These Pants Made In USA”
“Lucky Numbers: 2, 56, 11”
Got a favorite or a contribution?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
My vote doesn't count for much
Since I regrettably can’t make the game (and would love a soccer jersey but don’t want to have the pain of knowing I should be there, so anyway)
I say the first logo is the best, though I might find the last one funnier if I understood it. Me dum.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
You're not dumb
or maybe you are, but not in regards to this; it’s simply a take on a generic fortune cookie fortune. It has nothing to do with anything.
Also, I expect plenty of folks who will not be attending to want one. If you want to pay shipping it’s yours.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm in.
XL if short-sleeve, XXL or larger if long-sleeve
How do you want payment? You can contact me via my email (in profile) if you want to discuss this off-air.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, let's leave it there.
I just simply need to know who’s interested and from there I’ll use my magic powers to get in touch with you.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Black Heart. Gold Pants. Can't Lose.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 23, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Oh, damn!
A FNL reference…that’s pretty slick. Remind me, why aren’t you and Meg coming?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
10 hour drive
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 23, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Pat's taking the Megabus
and you could always crash in Chicago overnight. In fact, where are you guys?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Megabus?
We’re in Minneapolis. It’s sooooo far.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 23, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Boooo!
I made Chicago to MLPS in 6 1/2 hrs. once. Granted, karma paid me back in the form of a blizzard-assisted, 14 hour drive back.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Hell, that's not so far... I've driven to LA and its about 8 (if the traffic cooperates)
And you can avoid driving through Chicago proper….
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
by The Bird Cult on Oct 23, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't the Megabus the one with the drunk drivers?
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-ia-busdriver-dui,0,5635097.story
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a throw-in!
It’s like Jet Blue but more so.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah. I forgot about how many airline pilots are probably tipsy-to-blitzed.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a great Man Show bit
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 23, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Inappropriate joke warning:
Remind me, why aren’t you and Meg coming?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MINNESOTA DOES TO THE LIBIDO!!!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
You're right, that's hugely inappropriate
following an entire side conversation about rimjobs.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I haven't even watched FNL, but I love this one.
I’ll just rec it to confirm my vote.
by The Mexican't on Oct 23, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
please
Somebody make that shirt
by clayborn2run on Oct 23, 2011 11:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
OK, that's it.
That’s the slogan. Jebus, you’d better be in for a jersey.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
With that slogan, I must have one!
"No I'm not going to 'limber up'. You ever see a lion stretching before it takes down a gazelle?"
I'm in for a jersey as well, and I'll pay for shipping.
"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 24, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Agreed, huge FNL fan and Hawks of course.
Will pay for shirt and any associated child labor.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
So I don't know who's wheelhouse this might be in
But the new Batman game is SICK.
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
I'm not a video game guy at all but
sadly, I’m a huge comic book nerd. Just the trailers for the thing leave me shaking my head in awe.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 23, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I think its going to be the last time Mark Hamill ever voices the Joker....
which will be sad. But yeah I’m going to pick it up in a few weeks used.
I don't know about securing the border
But I’m pretty sure we can secure the goalposts. All of them.
by Corncob Justice on Oct 23, 2011 10:19 PM CDT reply actions
Is it just me, or is Jim Caldwell starting to look like a kind of sucky coach?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
He's starting to look like a coach
Without Peyton Manning. See Tony Dungy or almost any other NFL coach without a Hall of Fame Quarterback.
by Corncob Justice on Oct 23, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
For some reason, I feel like Dungy would not be 0 for the season
and allowing 60+ points right now.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I think the NFL is collectively taking out its frustration on the Colts
For what Peyton has done to other teams over the years. That said, they may just put the Colts in the drivers’ seat for the # 1 pick and… hmmm…. there’s this guy named Luck that might consider coming out early… want to learn how to QB from Peyton Manning?
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
by The Bird Cult on Oct 23, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I realize all of that.
And I’m not really advocating for the firing of Caldwell based on one blow-out loss.
But, they seem to be getting worse each year under him (which is a bit understandable, as he made the Super Bowl in his first year).
This year, they’ve lost at Cincy and home games to KC and Cleveland. I feel like they should have won one or two of those.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I think my fantasy league is rigged
Drew Brees with 300+ yards and 5 TDs scored 7 points less than Arian Foster with 200+ yards and 3 TDs.
As a guy with Foster on his team,
I was happy that he put up about 1/3 (50 pts) of my fantasy total this weekend.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't feel bad
Roethlisburger and Forte account for 65% of my points this season
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
My fantasy teams are very.........varied
From 5-1-1 to 0-7.
thank god for Aaron Rogers, Fred Jackson, and Ray Rice. Rashad Mendenhall sucked the life out of every fantasy team i put him in though.
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Oct 24, 2011 2:21 AM CDT reply actions
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