GODDAMN Y'ALL ARE A BUNCH OF SLAPDICKS. (Photo by Leon Halip/Getty Images)
Well that was pretty good, ladies and gentlemen. Pretty good. Especially if your name was "Marvin McNutt."
But the football beast is not yet fed -- it demands MOAR, MOAR, MOAR FOOTBALL. So what's on tap next?
2:30pm: Auburn @ LSU (CBS)
2:30pm: Nebraska @ Minnesota (ABC/ESPN2)
2:30pm: Maryland @ Florida State (ABC/ESPN2)
2:30pm: Texas A&M @ Iowa State (ABC)
2:30pm: Georgia Tech @ Miami (ESPN)
2:30pm: NC State @ Virginia (ESPNU)
2:30pm: Oregon @ Colorado (FSN)
2:30pm: Air Force @ Boise St (Versus)
2:30pm: East Carolina @ Navy (CBS College Sports)
For schadenfreude purposes, I'll be watching Nebraska-Minnesota, of course. No matter who loses, I win!
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