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Iowa is stuntin'.  So just how did those awesome card stunts come about?  With the oversight of JacobDavis Production, a  company that specializes in this sort of activity -- and a lot of grunt work:

The execution of the stunts didn’t come easily. About 300 volunteers, from Iowa City West High School’s music organization and the UI Dance Marathon, earned their donations from JacobDavis Productions, who orchestrated the event. The Iowa students channeled their donation to the UI Children’s Hospital.

From 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. Friday and from 7 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday, the volunteers taped down the cards to each of the seats. Because of strong winds Saturday, additional tape had to be used. The volunteers were taxed, and needed every available minute to finish the task.

"Kudos to them for sticking it out," said Klatt.

Had Friday and Saturday brought steady rain, the stunt would have probably been postponed for another game. But the ideal time to do it was a night game, with the extra hours available on Saturday for the grunt work.

The total cost of the stunt was about $80,000, but considering that (a) Farm Bureau picked up at least part of that tab and (b) Iowa's gotten an incredible amount of coverage and free (positive) publicity for the stunt, I'd say that it was money well spent.  Kudos to everyone involved.  We've derided the Iowa athletic department's marketing efforts (or lack thereof) in the past, but every now and then they manage to hit a home run and this -- and the "Black and Gold Spirit Game" in general -- definitely qualifies.

Star-divide

The Franimal knows.  We've made no bones about the fact that this year's non-conference schedule for the men's basketball team really, really sucks, from an interest standpoint.  Outside of the usual in-state rivalry games the Big Ten-ACC Challenge, it's damn hard to find a game with an opponent that gets the pulse racing -- maybe Creighton.  But, fear not, Iowa fans.  Fran hears you:

"I’ve always tried to schedule based on what I thought our team’s capabilities were that year," said McCaffery, who enters his second year as coach. "For example, one year at Siena we thought we were going to be good. We had the No. 1-ranked non-conference schedule in the country. We took them all on.

"Once our program continues to improve, then you want to take them all on. You want to play, if you can get a home-and-home with Kansas or a Duke or a Carolina or a UCLA, Kentucky, anybody like that, get TV games, you’ve got to do that. You’ve got to see what your team is capable of doing and test them during the year and get your program exposure on national television."

"Do you always look for, ‘How can we get the most wins?’" McCaffery asked. "Well, a lot of teams have done that over the years, and it’s hurt them at the end of the year. Their RPI is what it should be. You’ve got to have your eye on RPI."

It shouldn't really surprise me anymore, but the extent to which Fran absolutely Gets It is completely and utterly refreshing -- and exciting.  Playing a schedule of nobodies is fine this year because getting wins and establishing a winning attitude is more important than improving our RPI standing.  He understands the juggling act that is scheduling, he understands how to market the program, he understands how to reach out to fans and the media, he understands how to recruit... the only thing missing from the equation is wins on the court, which will hopefully be forthcoming this season.

Daddy needs a healthy linebacker.  Angry Iowa Linebacker Hating God clearly wasn't sated by the havoc he wreaked last year; in addition to sending Bruce Davis packing a month ago, that spiteful deity has also hit almost every other healthy linebacker with an injury: Shane DiBona (Achilles tendon) and Dakota Getz (ACL) are out o for the season, and James Morris (ankle) and Anthony Hitchens (knee) missed the Northwestern game, while Tyler Nielsen has been banged up almost all season (first a twisted ankle against Iowa State, rumors of a broken hand against Northwestern).  That laundry list of injuries brought Quinton Alston and Tom Donatell onto the field for extended action.  Who was after them?

When true freshman Quinton Alston entered the game at middle linebacker in the second half, Iowa might’ve been fresh out of linebackers. The Hawkeyes (4-2, 1-1 Big Ten) were definitely out of scholarship linebackers. It would’ve been on to the walk-ons.

"They didn’t tell me that," linebacker James Morris said Tuesday of the double-secret "plan C." "They [coaches] didn’t tell me that if they did. I didn’t know if they had a little red button somewhere in a suitcase or something."

Gulp.  On the bright side, the linebacker health situation is looking a little brighter for Indiana -- both Morris and Hitchens are expected to be available.

FLY ROUTEZ

-- Did you know that the "B.J." in B.J. Lowery stands for Boots Jr.?  Me neither.

-- Still miss the Davis family?  Never fear: BTN has added Keno Davis to their broadcast teams for men's hoops.

-- The National Football Post wonders if Michigan can win with Denard Robinson at quarterback.

-- Iowa just makes the Top 25 in Football Study Hall's Five-Year F/+ Averages; Iowa State, meanwhile, checks in as the second-worst BCS team in that span (only Washington State checks in lower).

-- Iowa guard Jamie Printy is on the watch list for the Wooden Award, one of the top honors in women's basketball.

-- #FREEJEFF

-- Why does the University of Michigan hate cute kittens?

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the answer is obvious: MOVE AJ DERBY TO LB RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We’re not (quite) out of scholarship LBs yet. I think there’s still Marcus Collins and Melvin Spears, though I’ve read that the plan is to redshirt Spears and convert him to a DE.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 19, 2011 1:13 PM CDT reply actions  

A poster on Jon Miller's site has stated that Derby has already switched

A reliable poster at Hawkeye Report has also said the same thing.

I find it extremely hard to believe since we’re not exactly overflowing with scholarship quarterbacks. The only way this is possible in my eyes is if Wienke has made some real progress or Jake Rudock has been killing it in practice (and rumors are out there that he has been really impressive; great accuracy, already travelling with the team, the clear No. 2 in terms of skill – just needs to add weight).

Whether it’s true or not, that idea is out there.

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Oct 19, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could see it happening if Rudock is as good as people say he is.

I can’t envision him denting the rotation at LB this year, but maybe moving him now gives him a head start on doing so next year.

The million dollar question is who comes in if Vandy goes out. If it’s in garbage time, it doesn’t matter. Wienke can hand off just as well as Derby or anyone else. But if (god forbid) something happens to Vandy and he’s forced to miss meaningful snaps… THEN who plays?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 19, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's the point of him already switching if he's not going to play this year?

You’d think that if he’s already switched it means he’s practicing as LB and therefore available in the case of further LB attrition. Could he be 3rd string LB and 2nd string QB?

I guess I just don’t get the midseason position switch unless the coaching staff has seen pictures of the bus window and decided he needs to be hitting opposing players ASAP. Might just have skills too good to waste.

by PackerHawk on Oct 19, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just don't think there's any chance of him displacing a starter right now.

He could maybe see action on a play or two (and certainly on special teams). As far as why you do it now… to give him a head start on becoming a starting LB next year, perhaps?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 19, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh no. Not another guy that I'll over-rate who will shit the bed when he actually

gets extended playing time.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Oct 19, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

IF, and it is a big if, Derby were to move

he probably only sees spot duty at LB this year, while perhaps being the front-runner to replace Nielsen next year at OLB (Derby is, after-all, only a redshirt fresmen). Who am I kidding? The way AILBHG is tearing through the personnel this year, Derby will be starting by the Michigan game.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 19, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you for making this point
Derby is, after-all, only a redshirt fresmen

We talk about him like he’s wasted his career already. He has plenty of time left to make an impact on Iowa football. I highly doubt a position change will ever happen, but we’ll just have to wait and see.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 19, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah this would be my issue

I’m really really not comfortable with Wienke playing any meaningful snaps if Vandy goes down. Derby has looked a lot better in the practices I’ve seen, and given that the coaching staff usually defaults to experience, I assume that’s carried over to other practices if he passed up someone as experenced as Wienke. I’d also rather not burn Ruddock’s redshirt.

by NorseHawk on Oct 19, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure that the experience gap is that great

I’m pretty sure Wienke didn’t redshirt (Class of ‘08) which means he has 1 more year on campus than Derby and has appeared in fewer games. I get the impression (w/o seeing any practices) that Wienke is a recruit who didn’t pan out and is now getting buried on the depth chart.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 19, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure Wienke redshirted

He’s only a junior, so if he hadn’t redshirted, he’d be a senior this year

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 19, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

You would be correct

That’s turrible math on my part. I’ve made a couple of stupid comments in a row, I’m going back to my thesis before I do any more damage.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 19, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Several reliable people saying it's true.

Like Ross, I don’t see Derby contributing much at LB this year. But perhaps the staff has some concern about guys like Poggi, Getz, & DiBona long term, and they believe Derby is a better option.

Obviously they must also be impressed by Ruddock.

by H I McDonnough on Oct 19, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

"But perhaps the staff has some concern about guys like Poggi, Getz, & DiBona long term"

I think that’s very valid. DiBona tore his Achilles, which could take a while to heal (see: Persa). Getz has a torn ACL, which will also involve a rather lengthy recovery time. And poor Poggi just can’t seem to stay healthy.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 19, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sad to think

we may already be at the point of writing these guys off in their sophomore year (or RS FR in the case of Poggi)

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 19, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sad face

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Oct 19, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's hard to believe Poggi is just a RS FR.

It seems like he’s been here much longer.

I agree that it’s not fair to write guys off that soon and it’s entirely possible that they could come good by their senior year… but I think it’s also wise to make plans for the near-term, too, and in that case it’s tough to expect much from Getz or DiBona and Poggi is a wildcard.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 19, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

There was talk, in the preseason

that Poggi may be getting a medical redshirt this year. Don’t know if either Getz or DiBona qualify.

Speaking of medicals, at this point you have to wonder if that isn’t something they pursue with Nolan MacMillan, given the amount of time he’s missed.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 19, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think they Ferentz mentioned that as a possibility re: Nolan at the presser yesterday.

Depends on whether or not he makes any progress in the next few weeks, I think.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 19, 2011 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lack of LB depth+Rudock's emergence=Move Derby to LB

The guys you mentioned being long-term casualties, plus Morris, Nielsen, and Hitchens all hurt to some degree makes it necessary. Not much there after that – Donatell, Kirksey, Alston…who else?

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Oct 19, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Collins?

only other scholarship LB that I could think of. Hope we made a good impression on Quanzell Lambert this past weekend, we absolutely need more LB depth, and LBs that can play right away.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 19, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's be honest.

Forget the 4* rankings, the need for LBs…

We just want him because his name is QUANZELL

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 19, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

BUT STARS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANTEST THING EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That said, he is apparently high school teammates and friends with Quinton Alston, so that may aid in our recruitment. Fuck, all he had to do was watch the game Saturday and come away pretty certain that he would be playing early and often

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 19, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yikes

We could really use Bruce Davis right now. Does anyone know why he left? Personal issues? Lack of starting time?

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Oct 19, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

No one really knows

and there is no need to re-open this can of worms. The coaches seem to be fine with his decision, I think we should respect it and leave it at that.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 19, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just curious if I had missed anything from KF or the coaches on that. True, KF seemed fine with it yesterday when it was addressed in his extra presser questions.

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Oct 19, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he left just to fuck over Flying Dutchman.

At least, that’s what Dutchman’s response made me think.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Oct 19, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Need to recruit MOAR LINEBACKERS.

Of course, if we do move Derby, that heightens the need to bring in some QBs too because otherwise you’re staring at Rudock being the ONLY scholarship QB on the roster in 2013.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 19, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Morehouse has mentioned that Iowa's M.O. is to sign one QB every year.

I don’t know who the primary target at QB is this year, but I don’t have any doubts that the staff will get at least one in this class.

by The Mexican't on Oct 19, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're looking at 2-3 guys right now

They don’t have an offer out to anyone (well, to anyone who isn’t already committed anyway), but they should before the end of the process. None of the guys they’re looking at have particularly impressive offer sheets though, so it’d most likely be just a depth signing.

by NorseHawk on Oct 19, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's actually similar to guys like Stanzi and Vandenberg.

I’m sure every guy they offer they would expect to be able to start at least by their 5th year.

meh

by tyger1147 on Oct 19, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vandy at least had other BCS offers

It could be like Stanzi, but I think those are pretty rare.

by NorseHawk on Oct 19, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

eh,interest and one BCS offer?

I wouldn’t be surprised if Iowa isn’t the only school waiting on some of these guys. Siebenshuh or whatever didn’t start until this year.

meh

by tyger1147 on Oct 19, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

They had:

Stanzi
McNutt
Weinke – Vandenberg
Nobody
Derby
Rudock
And if take out Derby, you’re hurting.

The guys they’re after now are of the “developmental type” They’re going to be the guys that are 2-star and possibly 3-star and that you absolutely would NOT want running the show as a redshirt freshman if Rudock goes down when he’s the starter in two years. and that’s what you’re looking at if you move Derby now.

2013 – Redshirt sophomore Rudock starting.
        redshirt freshman Eric Siebenshuh

Moving Derby to LB is a very short-sighted move. I’d rather have CURRENT WALK-ONs at LB for a few plays in a game or two than a 2-star redshirt Freshman as the only back-up at QB.

Just me, though.

meh

by tyger1147 on Oct 19, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to assume that Derby to LB is a permanent move.

If that’s the case, I’d be willing to bet that Iowa ends up with 2 QBs in this class.

by The Mexican't on Oct 19, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

okay, so two 2-star redshirt freshmen QB's at back-ups.

Still, not buying it. I’m not trying to say it’s impossible, just that I think it’s short-sighted. Again, especially, if Derby is actually the 2nd-best QB on the team and could be a legitimate option there.

meh

by tyger1147 on Oct 19, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess I can agree that it's short-sighted if we're considering Derby a legitimate option at QB.

I don’t think that’s the case. I believe that Derby was holding firm to his desire to play QB and KF wasn’t going to undermine his recruiting pitch.

by The Mexican't on Oct 19, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or he beat out a kid who has yet to live up to his star rating.

Weinke may be a complete bust at QB, while Derby was entirely average. I don’t think Derby should be forced to play LB, but it sure seems like a better fit. Especially if Rudock is capable of playing should Iowa need him.

by The Mexican't on Oct 19, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

What, again, makes it a better fit?

I’ve only seen Derby play QB at the college level, and he didn’t look bad in any way. Maybe Derby is a bust at LB?

An average QB is better than a unknown LB.

meh

by tyger1147 on Oct 19, 2011 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

MAYBE.

And yet he seems to be making the switch.

by The Mexican't on Oct 19, 2011 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

This conversation started

with a sarcastic comment followed up by some message board fodder or did I miss something? Is this switch a real thing?

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 19, 2011 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe, maybe not

When asked about it on last night’s Hawk Talk radio show, Ferentz didn’t deny it. He said something like “AJ is a guy that can play several positions. At the end of the day we want to put him where he’ll help the team.”

by Captain n Diet Coker on Oct 20, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

I won't believe it until I see proof

But it makes some sense, in that he has a lot of raw talent to waste just sitting on the bench for two years

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 20, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Clearly I have no idea about this

He’s served his 2 game suspension for bus window abuse. So, there’s that

by txhawkeye on Oct 20, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I won't believe it until he actually plays linebacker.

And sustains a season-ending injury.


"Pursue happiness... with diligence."

by Bucketochicken on Oct 20, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're forgetting the true freshman
2013 – Redshirt sophomore Rudock starting.
              redshirt freshman Eric Siebenshuh

                    plus true freshman Fivestar McAwesome

After putting Stanzi in the NFL and Heisman leader Vandenberg headed there, we’ll sign a stud recruit next year.

BOOM 4-3 cover 2! Deal with that!

by 99playsNAblitzaint1 on Oct 19, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

How did your friend not find a way to use the MSU defense

to injure Vandy before he could win the trophy?

OR WERE VANDY’S NUMBERS JUST THAT GOOD!?!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Oct 19, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks 99...

I now declare my next child to be named Fivestar.

Well, that or Boots Junior I guess.

Maybe I’ll have twins.

by encopresis on Oct 20, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for "Fivestar McAwesome"

Any of you lurkers looking for a handle, that’s a good’n.

by Lukateake on Oct 20, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but the problem is that we whiffed on all our primary targets already.

You can certainly find a decent QB late (Vandy was a late offer, as was Stanzi IIRC).

I just don’t want them to be forced into taking a QB just to have a body back there in a few years.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 19, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Matt Bohnet and David Raih say "fuck you very much."

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Oct 19, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aren't there always 1-2 very good Juco or transfer QBs available?

A short recall brings to mind Cam Newton, Ryan Mallett, Russell Wilson, etc. Those guys were spectacular. For Hawkeye guys, we had great success with transfers Brad Banks and Nathan Chandler. And then even guys who are reliable but not spectacular (Weinke, Garrett Gilbert, Jeremiah Masoli, etc) are always available.

I guess what I’m saying is I’m not so worried about filling our QB quota from the HS ranks of what’s available this year.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Oct 20, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good point about transfers/juco guys.

I was thinking that might be what they might do in a pinch, rather than have a guy start that isn’t ready.

"No I'm not going to 'limber up'. You ever see a lion stretching before it takes down a gazelle?"

by Swarley on Oct 20, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

""Reliable" is not a word that should be used to describe Garrett Gilbert

Well it is, but not in the way you mean it.

Masoli was also pretty terrible once he got out of Oregon’s system, and Nate Chandler was terrible, but thankfully backed by a great defense and running game.

by NorseHawk on Oct 20, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can understand the knocks on Gilbert and Masoli

but I will fight you to the death about Nathan Chandler’s effectiveness.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Oct 20, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's it. Rapiers at dawn. Grassy knoll behind the laser center.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Oct 20, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

FWIW, which is nothing

I’m not so sure Gilbert won’t thrive if he picks carefully. I don’t think he’s a dumbfuck like that moron who left Arkansas to go to USC, only to never see the field again, AND, he ought to strive to avoid a school that has a coaching staff in constant crisis mode (see: UT, as ol’ Mack tries to keep the gravytrain rolling – for himself).

by txhawkeye on Oct 21, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Still no luck.

:-(

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 19, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS IS BULLSHIT

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Oct 19, 2011 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

FIRE THE COACHES

ALL OF THEM

WE DEMAND CENTAURS

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 19, 2011 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

finally

a fire the coaches post I can get behind.

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Oct 19, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets look at the measurables for Centaurs

I would imagine a fake 40 time in the low 3’s, bench pressing at least 600, squatting measured in tons with a 8 foot vertical. Most likely just a 4*, because, you know, Iowa recruit.

/rival’d

"Sometimes the truth gets in the way of a good story" - KF

by The Bacon Explosion on Oct 20, 2011 7:51 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Where do they play?

They could be hellacious pass-rushers from the defensive end spot. But what about tight end? Talk about a match-up nightmare: they could block anyone and what linebacker would want to tackle them in the open field?

Of course, you just know the coaches would slot them behind some walk-on from Waukee on the depth chart. Damn coaches.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 20, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

The walk-on from Waukee

does it the “Iowa Way” .. everyone knows that Centaurs are cocky and have poor work ethics.

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Oct 20, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

not to mention the preference for the bow and arrow

as a way to resolve conflicts. That draws an unsportsmanlike 15 yards every time.

"Sometimes the truth gets in the way of a good story" - KF

by The Bacon Explosion on Oct 20, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

And wear sunglasses to address the media

that just won’t fly at Iowa, son.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 20, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mark Dantonio thinks that's just good, hard defense, son.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 20, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Would it be a "horse collar" tackle every time a Centaur was tackled?

All the penalties would make for a long game.

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Oct 20, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

only if someone could catch them from the behind

you know, the back half. anything above the waist is fair.

"Sometimes the truth gets in the way of a good story" - KF

by The Bacon Explosion on Oct 20, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

forgot to mention in the measurables

the intangible amount of “swagger.” The average centaur makes SMA look like a 6 year old girl with a broken Barbie; really, they are hung like a horse…

"Sometimes the truth gets in the way of a good story" - KF

by The Bacon Explosion on Oct 20, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

With that mucch swagger KF will never let them out of the stables.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 20, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great ferocity

but their short arms make it difficult to shed blocks or wrap up the runner

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 20, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of short arms, ask Bulaga...

… about the ring attached to his finger connected to his hand connected to his “short arm” is working out.

by Lukateake on Oct 20, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Wes Bunting.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 20, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is a great metaphor

for KOK riding the running game to much

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

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by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 20, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure that

it was a giant metaphor that killed off all the centaurs and T-Rexes back in the Spermatazoic Era.
// Discovery Channeled

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by Kluginator on Oct 20, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

The centaur just needs to show it in practice.

He’s not in the NFL yet.

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by SomeJerkPoster on Oct 20, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

The centaur will need to be a two sport athlete. Excuse me, student athlete.

His services will be needed by both the football and wrestling teams. Why, you ask? Why, to wrestle David Taylor’s unicorn and put all that to and end once and for all.

by Carfino'sWay on Oct 20, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

What? Did it happen today?

I find it hard to believe this happened without any “reputable” sources actually finding out about it.

I’d really, really hate them to move Derby just out of need for this year.

meh

by tyger1147 on Oct 19, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

it’s only been on two message boards, so it’s just a rumor until it hits that third message board

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 19, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like this one?

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

What exactly is this place?

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 19, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright, that comment didn't quite work

I know this is a blog. I was tryi…nevermind, I’m just gonna move on

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 19, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Way cooler

than any trashy message board

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 19, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was also mentioned during Randy Peterson's weekly Iowa chat

As I said originally, it’s out there. I’m not sure how much I believe it, but it’s out there. The people that posted the info, at least on Hawkeye Report, have pretty good track records in terms of accuracy on news like this.

I’m a short-term view kind of guy in sports – you try and win today and worry about next year when you get to it. A long-term view isn’t terrible, especially in this case when you’re talking about depth at a critical position. That said, it’s almost impossible to project what will happen with 18-22 year olds. It’s a complete crap shoot. Just look at John Raymon. The Iowa staff RAVED about that kid. They thought he would’ve had offers from every single major program out there had he not broken his foot during his senior season and that he had star potential in Iowa City. His tour of duty lasted about 6 weeks and he’s transferring. There’s no sure thing (or almost no sure thing).

So I understand the move if it means it will help the team win this year. AJ Edds made a position change in 2006 and was starting at LB a few weeks later – as a true freshman, no less – at Michigan. It’s possible for him to make an impact this season.

As much as I loathe them, Wisconsin is currently employing the short-term idea well with the “Recruit the hell out of Russell Wilson, throw him into a team that we know is already pretty solid, and see if he can get us to the next level and win a national title” plan. They’ll worry about Scott Tolzien-Lite and the drop-off they’ll inevitably suffer at QB next year when he takes over.

I appreciate your view on this, tyger. I buy the argument – the QB position in 2013 might be dicey and we might be giving scholarships to kids simply because we have to. I really, really don’t like doing that, especially with a cap on 85 rides. But I’ll worry about the 2013 QB situation after the last game of the 2012 campaign.

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Oct 19, 2011 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are we really discussing this? Sigh.

Regardless of merit of the discussion, having it at all at this point means bad things about the team’s depth at a couple key positions.

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by therealCatnuts on Oct 19, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently you aren't familiar with Iowa Hawkeye Football

because OF COURSE we’re a bit thin at a couple of positions. If by “a couple” I mean, RB, LB, DE, S

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 19, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think depth at QB is as big an issue.

Weinke is there and Rudock is available. LB depth, on the other hand, is a problem. After Alston, there wasn’t a scholarship LB left, if they needed more last Saturday they’d have been asking walk-ons to play. Not former walk-ons, current walk-ons. That’s trouble. If Morris can’t go and Nielsen’s hand gives him trouble, Derby may need to hit somebody this season. If he’s willing, I see no reason not to move him.

by The Mexican't on Oct 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even if he's the 2nd best QB on the team and has a legitimate future there?

This move seems short-sighted. You’d have to have FOUR hurt linebackers to get to those walk-ons: Hitchens, Nielsen, Morris, Kirksey, Alston, Donatell. Could it happen? Sure. But if Morris and Hitchens are healthy enough to play again and Nielsen is still there.

meh

by tyger1147 on Oct 19, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

All I'm saying is that they were at the bottom of the barrel last week

It’s not out of the question that they’re in the same position later this year.

by The Mexican't on Oct 19, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right, but permanently moving Derby screws them at QB for two years down the road.

I’d rather be bottom-of-the-barrel at LB for a couple of games than bottom-of-the-barrel at QB for a couple of years.

As it was, even with what? six guys who were on the depth chart at LB at the beginning of the year and weren’t available at certain points in the game, they still didn’t have to go there.

meh

by tyger1147 on Oct 19, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure that if Derby's moving to LB, it's because the coaches see a better future for him there.

Not because they need him for a few games this year.

I suspect the move also has something (read: A LOT) to do with their opinion of Rudock — i.e., they really like him and like his potential at QB a lot going forward. And if that’s the case it doesn’t make sense to bottleneck Derby and Rudock at the same spot – a spot where only one guy can play (or should play, anyway; tandem QB systems are TEH DUMB and I’m looking at you, Penn State). Considering Rudock has a lot more pure passing skill and Derby’s abilities more readily translate to other positions, moving him elsewhere makes sense.

Does it hurt QB depth? Yeah. But I don’t think that’s reason enough to keep him at a spot that could limit his access to the field. The reality is, most teams will be up shit creek if their starting QB goes down. As far as the virtues of playing an “experienced” option (and we’re not talking actual game experience here, but rather in-the-program experience) versus a younger option… everyone’s different. Manson played as a senior (junior?) in 2006… and was terrible. Vandy played as a RS frosh in 2009 and was okay (at times). None of the guys Iowa’s recruiting now look like they’d be lights out as RS freshmen… but that also involved a LOT of projection, which may or may not be accurate.

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by RossWB on Oct 19, 2011 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

KF plays the best guy

Ok, I think we all know that’s not always true, and that he gives preference to upperclassmen at times, but that being said, if they believe that he can be an impact player for the next couple of years at LB vs maybe the the guy at QB, they’re smart enough to try to have him make that switch.
And if, again if, that’s the case, switching him now makes more sense than waiting

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 19, 2011 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

LIES!

The truth is obvious, Mossbrucker has overwhelmed them in his emergency back-up QBness and is now QB2. Expect him to give Vandy a run for the starting position this spring

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 20, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

You can get some of your own

just as soon as he finds his shoe

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 20, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

He STILL hasn't found his shoe?!?!?

"No I'm not going to 'limber up'. You ever see a lion stretching before it takes down a gazelle?"

by Swarley on Oct 20, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe just play more nickel or even dime?

We're just bursting at the seams with talent and depth in the secondary.

by PackerHawk on Oct 19, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, but

there’s a limit on practice time, and every day he spends at LB is one less day he spends at QB, where it was already known he still needed some improvement.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 19, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly, EddsInIt.

If Derby moves to LB now, we could still bring him back to QB if AIRBHG gets bored and starts going after Vandy et al here in October and November.

If my memory serves, our starting QBs have missed about 2.5 games in about 4.5 years. Which either means we don’t really need the third-string QB that often, or we are due to need the third-string QB for duty about every other game.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Oct 19, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

It shouldn’t really surprise me anymore, but the extent to which Fran absolutely Gets It is completely and utterly refreshing — and exciting. Playing a schedule of nobodies is fine this year because getting wins and establishing a winning attitude is more important than improving our RPI standing. He understands the juggling act that is scheduling, he understands how to market the program, he understands how to reach out to fans and the media, he understands how to recruit… the only thing missing from the equation is wins on the court, which will hopefully be forthcoming this season.

This. Absolutely this.

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Oct 19, 2011 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I will second that

Everything that Fran does strikes me as a good idea backed by solid planning. I can just picture him sitting at Siena coming up with all of these ideas about program management but not being able to fully turn it loose. It’s good to see a coach with a plan for every aspect of rebuilding Iowa hoops. I am full blown excited for Iowa basketball for the first time in years.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 19, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

In retrospect, how did Fran not get a big-time gig sooner?

Was he considered a candidate for another job in a power conference like a Providence or a St. John’s and I just missed it? Has that been covered here before?

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Oct 19, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you been to Albany?

His wife is from MN; he’s a 50 year old guy with what, 4 kids, and he didn’t want a gig in NYC where the press will rip him a new asshole and question every move he makes. In NYC, he’s a small fish in a huge bowl and if you tank at someplace like St. John’s he’d be lucky to get a gig like Siena every again.

Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!

by The Bird Cult on Oct 19, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

He had a background at Notre Dame, but Mike Brey (and Matt Doherty before him) have had that job for about a decade.

I’m having trouble questioning (without going into full-hindsight mode) too many of the Big Ten hires in the last decade (except maybe PSU’s choices). It seems to be a collection of Keady assistants (Painter, Weber), Izzo assistants (Crean), “big splash” hires (Lick, Tubby), and solid in-state guys (Bo, Matta). Maybe you could question Mike Davis, but he got that by being an interim.

Perhaps Fran was also making sure the timing was right. He had to get some work done at Siena to build his own rep (it was his third or fourth head coaching gig, I believe). During that time, it seems like many of the mid-level BCS-school jobs were looking for people who had ties to their university, or people who were somewhat-big-names. And it probably didn’t make much sense for Fran to leave Siena quickly for too many mid-major jobs.

If/when Fran does bring the Hawks back, we should not be afraid to pay to keep him. I could see Notre Dame paying him a visit if they ever need to replace Brey (due to firing or retirement [retirement should probably be a ways off]).

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Oct 19, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never been to Albany

The pieces certainly didn’t make sense with a gig like St. John’s, I simply threw that out there since it is in close proximity to Albany and is in a power league.

The answer could simply be he didn’t want to leave and it would’ve taken the perfect position to get him to leave.

Also, I don’t think you question Mike Davis all that much. He did get them to a title game. And it seems like he has a little Isiah Thomas in him (in that he might be bat shit crazy and DEFINITELY has those crazy eyes).

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Oct 20, 2011 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

What is F/+?

I couldn’t find an explanation in that article.

by DJK's bongwater on Oct 19, 2011 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Mexican't's link is a pretty good explanation.

Also:

The F/+ combines two statistical measures created by guys at Football Outsiders. F/+ measures team performance by removing data that would be misleading like clocking the ball and adjusts for things like expected points per play from each yard line of the field as well as taking opponent strength into account.

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by RossWB on Oct 19, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guys who punch out bus windows are linebackers.

Besides if Derby has a chance at playing at the next level it is at linebacker rather than QB.

by 2LastNameWideReceiver on Oct 19, 2011 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

That's a definitive statement on a quite debatable theory.

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by therealCatnuts on Oct 19, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Figuring out the coaching staff's personnel moves

can often be maddening. Never mind the LB position, where need may end up forcing changes, but how we’ve handled players this year. Bullock plays early, thus burning a redshirt, then has disappeared since he fumbled against ULM. Canzeri’s redshirt is burned, then he isn’t seen since. A bunch of freshmen WRs play, then don’t see the field again. Same with Hamilton at TE, where, let’s be honest, we haven’t exactly found the answer this season. Just a bit frustrating. I can certainly understand need forcing us to play guys before we might like, but it seems like we do a lot of playing guys early, for no real reason, then sit them throughout the majority of the season.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 19, 2011 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

How many are playing special teams?

I feel fairly certain that Hamilton is. I’d be surprised if the others weren’t as well.

meh

by tyger1147 on Oct 19, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good point

hadn’t really thought about that in regards to special teams. But I can’t imagine Bullock (who was doing ST as a returner), Canzeri, Grant and Hillyer (think those were the two WRs that played) are ALL on kickoff coverage

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 19, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did Hillyer play?

I know Grant did, which was kind of silly, but I haven’t seen Hillyer. Doesn’t mean he didn’t though.

by NorseHawk on Oct 19, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no idea. Just wondering out loud.

I agree with Norsehawk, that I don’t think Hillyer has played.

meh

by tyger1147 on Oct 19, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Canzeri got hurt

I think Bullock might have too. They also both might be able to get medical redshirts if they don’t play again this year.

by NorseHawk on Oct 19, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's where I was going with it

It’s not really what that rule is for, but other schools do it (Michigan with Gardner last year, for example)

by NorseHawk on Oct 19, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Canzeri pulled a hammy, otherwise he would have seen a snap or two against jNW, it sounds like.

So hopefully he WILL play against Indiana.

I dunno about the other guys. Ferentz has always been adamant that playing guys even limited minutes as true freshmen speeds up their development when they’re called upon more heavily later on. Whether that’s true or not… I dunno. You can probably find examples both ways.

The Hamilton one is the most puzzling to me, since, as you note, our TE situation hasn’t been wowing anyone all year.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 19, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know the TEs have made some mistakes

including blocks, penalties, drops, etc., but they’re still on the field most plays. My point is that maybe their lack of production is partially due to JVB having a preference to the WRs. I know this is counter to what the Iowa offense has done over the past few years, but we saw some nice receiving skills from Herman last year, and the others are at least highly touted recruits so it would stand to reason that they have the ability to play a role in the passing game. I also know most QBs like the underneath/out route from the TE as a safety valve, but is it possible the JVB is a limiting factor in their success?

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by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 19, 2011 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably to an extent, yeah.

He’s not looking for them as much as Stanzi or past Iowa QBs have.

I don’t think their drops have helped matters much, though.

And, as SMA has pointed out, we’re calling the offense differently with Vandy to take advantage of his skills… a lot fewer roll-outs, a lot less play-action — and those were areas where our TEs excelled.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 19, 2011 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

We also haven't been rolling out JVB on play action

which is where the bread and butter has historically been for tight end yards

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields

by rockyh on Oct 20, 2011 7:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Echo? Hello? Echo?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 20, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

In an ideal world

we’ll be so far ahead this weekend that both De’Andre Johnson and Canzeri will get significant reps, so we can see both in actual action. IN reality, we’ll be a fumbled 1-yard run from losing the game.

Will say this about Johnson at the end of the jNW game, he only had a couple of carries, but he kind of reminded me of Fred Russell in that he was tiny, and seemed to hide behind the O-line then just pop out wherever there was a hole.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 20, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

But none of them will be as durable as Freddie, it appears.

He was awesome, can’t believe how durable he was at that size. One of my favorite Hawkeyes ever.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Oct 20, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

Just struck me, especially on Iowa’s last play. Johnson kind of ran into a blocker, readjusted, then squirted out the left side for a pretty good gain and 1st down. I remember thinking to myself, “If he were any bigger, no way he could have gotten away with that; but he’s so small they didn’t even notice him.”

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 20, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they all seem to have a solid amount of shiftyness.

Which makes them ideal complements to Coker. Or would, you know, if they were ever actually used…

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 20, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Him squirting out of there was really intriguing

There was a NW D-lineman standing RIGHT next to him. Johnson just ran by him, within inches, and the D-linemen didn’t even make an attempt to tackle because he didn’t see him.

The lineman wasn’t being held or anything because the guy in front of him was another NW player. He just totally lost track of the ball carrier.

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Oct 20, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Medical Redshirts..

You can only get a medical redshirt if you suffer a season-ending injury… Ie.. blow an ACL, shatter an ankle…
 
Canzeri pulled a hammy..that’s not a season ending injury.

by FlyingDutchman1 on Oct 19, 2011 5:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Have you ever had a torn hamstring?

For someone who relies on speed, it can be a long-lasting thing. The injury only needs to be “incapacitating” which only means that he can’t perform in a normal way.

meh

by tyger1147 on Oct 19, 2011 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love that almost all of the comments in #FREEJEFF are from Iowans.

Only the person from GA is a fun hater. That is surprising to me with GA’s history of moonshinin’.

by Carfino'sWay on Oct 19, 2011 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

You know what's amazing to me, is that ...

We are getting away with playing a pretty thin team, overall, when you look at it, and being 4-2 right now is pretty remarkable considering how banged up we are on defense. I could give a flying fuck less how many points the D gives up as long as our offense can outscore the other team. I think the staff is doing a hell of a job, and what this also says to me is our overall talent level is a lot higher than we may think, because we could just as easily be 2-4 right now…

Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!

by The Bird Cult on Oct 19, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm having trouble believing you are the same guy who

commented around here after the ISU and PSU games.

And on a post about Derby moving to LB?

What bizarro world have I entered?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Oct 19, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

We have a really bad schedule

Like…really bad.

And yet we still lost to Iowa State. The world is shit.

by NorseHawk on Oct 19, 2011 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

That loss is going to look REALLY bad at the end of the year.

Better than decent chance they go 3-9/4-8. The only potential win remaining might be KU. The last three of OSU, OU, KSU are going to be brutal.

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Oct 20, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh well

It can never look as bad as the 2002 loss at the end of the year, can it?

by PackerHawk on Oct 20, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

And Iowa would have been one of 3 undefeateds that year if not for that collapse

No matter how “good” they were, when it’s your only loss and they’re a clearly inferior team, that hurts more than one of 2-4 losses in my book.

by PackerHawk on Oct 20, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't any team a 1-loss team loses to "clearly inferior"?

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by therealCatnuts on Oct 20, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still contend that we lose to PSU is we don't lose to ISU

This might just be me rationalizing, but I think the complete the collapse at PSU if they hadn’t just been through it

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

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by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 20, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I suppose this is true

Still, Seneca Wallace was pretty legit and I can deal with losing to him a lot better than I can making Steele Fucking Jantz look like Andrew Luck.

by NorseHawk on Oct 20, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Off Topic, but IU's coach announced their starting center and Belcher

are not playing this weekend. That program is a shit show right now.

So we better dump truck IU Saturday…

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Oct 20, 2011 10:37 AM CDT reply actions  

Everyone knows people from WI have more dump in their truck

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Oct 20, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw that

and my first thought was “it’s Thursday. I bet that fuck Belcher plays.” We’ll see.

by txhawkeye on Oct 20, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

IU stinks

They’ve had numerous players leave the team the last couple weeks. They lost their starting center. They’re a veritable dumpster fire right now.

Even if Belcher does miraculously play, it won’t matter.

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Oct 20, 2011 1:55 PM CDT reply actions  

"(Turner) came in and said he didn’t want to play, and I thought that was a good choice because he hasn’t been practicing hard,’

Gotta hand it to Coach Wilson. He definitely doesn’t mince words. Opposite of Ferentz in the coach-speak department.

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Oct 20, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a goddamn mess.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 20, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

which sets the game up perfectly

for us to shit the bed and lose

"Sometimes the truth gets in the way of a good story" - KF

by The Bacon Explosion on Oct 20, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Literally everything would have to go wrong for the Hawks to shit the bed in this one.

IU’s football program is a fucking disaster zone right now.

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Oct 20, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

DON'T TEMPT THE GODS

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 20, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Seriously.

As painful as it would have been to lose to jNWU again, they’re a far better team than IU, and it would be sooo painfully reminiscent of 2010 Minnesota to lose this game. Thank goodness we are playing at home.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Oct 20, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think '10 Minny was better than this Indiana team.

If nothing else, they seemed to like that interim coach the Gophers had. I have no idea who likes Kevin Wilson on that team.

But, yeah, this would be a terrible terrible loss.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 20, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

How can you hate your coach? When he says things like this:
(Turner) came in and said he didn’t want to play, and I thought that was a good choice because he hasn’t been practicing hard

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Oct 20, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Echo

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Oct 20, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kevin Wilson doesn't have time for your social niceties.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 21, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bad couple of weeks for Kev

Their big-time QB recruit, Gunner Kiel, annouced he’s opening his recruitment again and is visiting the ND-USC game this weekend.

Dumpster fire!

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Oct 21, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just saw that.

When it rains, it pours… talk about a gutpunch for Wilson and Indiana football.

The report I saw also had Iowa listed as being one of the schools he was considering. I highly doubt he’ll wind up here, but… dare to dream?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 21, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think we were top 5, but I dare to dream

Several of the schools that made his final group have largely filled their classes/taken QBs since he verballed to IU. Of course, those teams would also find a ride for him if he wanted to commit (especially the SEC with the whole over-signing deal they allow).

It’d make sense for us to at least make a renewed pitch – we’re short on QBs in 2013 if Derby really has switched. The Iowa offense is pretty QB-friendly and we actually run a pro-style offense (though the spread offenses don’t seem to hurt draft position as we’ve seen with Alex Smith, Cam Newton, Blaine Gabbert, etc.). It’s worth a shot.

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Oct 21, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

God I miss Bill Lynch

"Sometimes the truth gets in the way of a good story" - KF

by The Bacon Explosion on Oct 21, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

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