WE'RE TALKIN' FOOTBALL: EARLY GAMES OPEN THREAD

For the second-straight week, fans of Iowa football are made to wait to watch their team emerge victorious get beaten like whipped dogs in a footballing contest.  This week, our wait is even longer than it was a week ago -- we must survive until 6pm CT.  Luckily, there's a decent slate of games on tap to help us get by until then.  Oh, and booze.  Lots and lots of booze.  The games, courtesy Awful Announcing:

10 Michigan @ 19 Michigan State (Noon ESPN) Dave Pasch, Chris Spielman, Urban Meyer, Quint Kessenich
Indiana @ 4 Wisconsin (Noon ESPN2) Beth Mowins, Mike Bellotti
Utah @ Pittsburgh (Noon ESPNU) Rob Stone, Danny Kanell
24 Baylor @ 23 Texas A&M (Noon FX) Gus Johnson, Charles Davis, Tim Brewster
Purdue @ 25 Penn State (Noon BTN) Tom Hart, Derek Rackley, Lisa Byington
13 South Carolina @ Mississippi State (Noon SEC Net) Dave Neal, Andre Ware, Cara Capuano
Louisville @ Cincinnati (Noon Big East Net) Mike Gleason, John Congemi, Eamon McAnaney

The Battle of Michigan and Baylor-Texas A&M look like the tastiest treats here; Wisconsin-Indiana and Purdue-Penn State are only worth watching if you want to indulge your sinister streak.  And remember: ACC and Big East football should never be consumed before noon, on an empty stomach, or without ample amounts of alcohol at the ready.

The normal rules of open threading apply: no illegal online streams, no porn, no religious or political comments, no slurs (this includes calling people or things "gay"), and no general douchebaggery.

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