The best part of this post is definitely the emoticons. Translation by me after the jump.
Micah Hyde TD INT return ignites Iowa by Missouri
This is a pretty literal translation, mainly because the original was so funny I didn't want to Americanize it too much.
Iowa's ace RB (running back) Adam Robinson couldn't participate because he possessed marijuana. (sweat drop)
And their ace QB Ricky Stanzi was out of sorts with an unbelievable 2 interceptions (he had 6 in the regular season). (more sweat marks)
Nevertheless, freshman Marcus Coker, who was only able to play 6 games in the regular season due to an injury, had 33 carries for 219 yards and 2 TDs, greatly contributing to the win. (sparklies)
The Insight Bowl had its highest attendance ever at 53,453, and quite frankly, I was really surprised at the magnificent performance Coker gave before them.
He'll probably play next season starting with the first game, so we'll see if he can sustain this kind of result. (LOL)
In the end, he didn't even talk about Micah Hyde's interception. Hahaha!!
Original post at: ameblo.jp/totti-love/entry-10756096110.html
And since I love Stanzi, here is an even funnier bonus post & translation:
Iowa triumphed over the previously undefeated #5 Michigan State (exclamation points!!)
The driving force behind the win was QB Ricky Stanzi, who has 24 wins as a starter -- the second most wins for a starting QB in Iowa school history. (sparklies)
The current record-holder is Chuck Long-san, who apparently was the Heisman runner-up. (light bulb)
It doesn't seem like Stanzi can be as wonderful of a player as Long-san, but it looks like he will be the second best. (giggling face)