WE'RE TALKIN' FOOTBALL: ORANGE YOU GLAD TO SEE ME?
by RossWB on Jan 3, 2011 7:30 PM CST
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We have to stretch to find a Big Ten connection to this game, what with it featuring teams from the Pac 10 (Stanford) and ACC (Virginia Tech), but who knows -- 48 hours from now, Jim Harbaugh could be the new coach at Big Blue. Consider this a chance to scout the man who could be tormenting Iowa for years to come. Or just consider it a chance to watch two red-hot football teams (Stanford's won seven games in a row; Tech's riding an eleven-game winning streak) and a game that won't impact the Big Ten's shattered national reputation.
The usual rules of open threading apply -- no porn, no piracy, no slurs, etc. Don't be a tool.
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Have you recently lost to Boise St and a Division IAA opponent?
Well I’ve got just the remedy. It’s called the ACC.
by HawKCP on Jan 3, 2011 7:32 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Those first two games make me extremely skeptical about VaTech
I can see Luck terrorizing these guys.
by Hank Thrasher on Jan 3, 2011 7:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Boom. Roasted.
If TCU really wanted to make a bowl game every year they should’ve just joined the ACC. I have a feeling that powerhouses such as Pitt and USF will terrorize the Horned Frogs! Sarcasm implied.
DJK said on his twitter "doesnt look like HELLRELL is getting a combine invite."
Is that how refers to himself or is he talking about someone else?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 7:43 PM CST reply actions
I'd be awfully surprised if DJK didn't get a combine invite.
But then again, I don’t really know how those things work or what kind of precedent there is for inviting guys with all the accomplishments to get invited but a recent drug bust.
I think having a head coach on your side helps with getting an invite
DJK doesn’t have that advantage.
That could be.
And my guess is that Hellrell is indeed a reference to himself. Derrell – Hellrell??? Doesn’t make sense to me but a lot of things don’t make sense to me.
Like that fake punt attempt.
Ironically
The first place I found the pic was on a Cyclone forum thread called “Worst College Uniform Blunders”….granted, a few of the pics were of their (numerous) blunders, but still—-they should not even be allowed to discuss blunders of any kind.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 3, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
Awesomeness.
Timmy D made the feathers fly off. And that, friends, is why the jerseys are now all black.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Jan 3, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
If you look at the picture closely
you can see that TD is actually levitating roughly 7 feet in the air.
Explains a lot of his numbers.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 3, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
That is 80s-tastic. Someone tell me that was from the 80s.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
Hint: not the 80s
Bonus: Home jerseys!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 3, 2011 8:02 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I hate you
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 3, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
Nah. Kidding.
I love the banana wing jerseys!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 3, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
As always...
I love the winged jerseys, as well.
Then again, I liked the throwbacks we used for the Ball State game this year as well.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 3, 2011 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
I remember those well... biggest mistake of the Fry era.
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Jan 3, 2011 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
Those MSU jerseys weren't great either
And that turf looks ACL-tastic.
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
Those are actually the away jerseys.
The black ones were the home ones.
They were both terrible.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
But it makes him look so fast!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 3, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
At some point we may have to make posting those jerseys as bannable offense.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I would have been banned two years ago.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 3, 2011 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
I wish I could un-rec this picture.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So what did this midriff-baring uniform look like on fat defensive players like Clayborn?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
I think I've blocked it from memory.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
We wore T-shirts underneath.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 3, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
I tried to google, but had no idea what to even search for
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
You must not watch HSN like us lonely people
It’s pretty much space-age girdles.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 3, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
No, I meant I tried to google to see a pic of a lineman wearing those jerseys.
I had a baby last year. I know what Spanx are, unfortunately.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
It was pretty damn full from where I was sitting?
Then again, they closed off the upper deck corners.
I was on the 30 yrd line by the feild, id say 75 percent Iowa, ACC needs to at least try to sell out their alloted tickets
by Ben Rummelhart on Jan 3, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
I was just in black. Heavy coat. It was downright cold.
Although the kids dragged me in the freakin’ ocean that afternoon…
38ish was the temp at the end of the MURICA speech.
This guy wore a T-shirt. Never regretted it.
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
They shut down the fake punt and...
Punt. Exciting so far…
The Godaddy.com Bowl..
Cuz u aint doing shit on Tuesday.
Someone needs to explain Stanford's "train horn" to me.
The dancing tree was weird enough. But that doesn’t even make sense.
Leland Stanford
was the namesake of the university. Early governor of California, large proponent/investor in the Pacific railroad. Big train guy.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 3, 2011 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
Actually
That’s named after Dan Cingtree, a big donor.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 3, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
how about he black viking in the crowd...
by Ben Rummelhart on Jan 3, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
did VT only field about 5 players on that play?
seemed to be some folks missing
Is this the thread where we act like we care where Harbaugh goes next?
’cause if it is, then I have to go rearrange my gun cabinet.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Gun rack?
I don’t even own A gun, much less many guns, that would necessitate the use of an entire rack.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 3, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
So to commit suicide you need to have seven foot arms?
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
You will just fuck up your liver and die slow...
/pleasant thought for the day!
When I grow up I wanna be like Koeppel Knievel
Yard sale in Iowa City!
Get ‘em while they’re hot!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 3, 2011 8:07 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Needs more #15
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Damn! Forgot about DJK!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 3, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
He's not one of the RB trifecta from Hell.
Understandable.
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
That's what I was going for
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 3, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Alabama gets more people for their spring game than is in that stadium
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I was dead serious...
there cannot be more than 40K bodies in there, and I am including the press, players and guy with the wrench who tightens the goal post.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I was not aware that was how you adjusted field goal posts.
I’m sure glad I watched the Rose Bowl!
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
When you say no slurs
any directed at teams that shit the bed on New Years day are still good, right?
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
Certainly.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So will Luck enter the draft or not? He seems like a pretty smart guy, so I think he'll stay at Stanford.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 8:11 PM CST reply actions
he's slated to go #1
so he’l wait to go -1? He’s gone.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Well, they said he's only a sophomore... plus he seems kind of weird. Maybe he'll want to finish his degree, who knows.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure he declares during the on the field post game award speech
he’s gone
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Bradford had the #1 spot locked up after his Sophomore year.
Furthermore, everyone though he hosed himself by coming back and getting injured. Not so much.
Bradford was only 20 at the end of his soph year
Luck will be 22 on first day of next next season.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Elway already salivating
about trading Tebow away for Luck in a couple years
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 3, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
I think ARob's career in D-1 football is over, sadly.
He’s 1-AA now, he’s got a scarlet letter.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
NO, NO. BOB BRUCE SAID HE COULD GO TO A D-1A SCHOOL.
It’s true!
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
UNI could get a hell of a running back.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
As a UNI grad and Iowa season-ticket holder...
I support the idea of A-Rob at UNI.
As long as I can be assured I’ll never be on the same road as him.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 3, 2011 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
He was like
“Oh, fuck. I just caught that, didn’t I? I quit.”
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
Looked like
Tyrod could have made one move and been GONE
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 3, 2011 8:16 PM CST reply actions
F that
He’s like the mother of all D-Bags
by Ben Rummelhart on Jan 3, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Not really
he apologized, served his time. People need to lay off of him.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Jan 3, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
It's fine to dislike him, I certainly wouldn't want him for a friend
but you don’t need to bring it up every time someone comments on his performance on the football field. It gets repetitive.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 3, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
Are you watching the game?
You obviously don’t. The deflection-in-your-own-endzone-reception-for-a-safety-on-two-ready-break obviously was underpracticed.
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
How small would the font have to be
for that play to fit on their arm bands?
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Jan 3, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
This happened 10 minutes ago,
but Harbaugh mouthing off to VT’s QB that he was out of bounds on that TD? Way to play hard, Jim.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Jan 3, 2011 8:42 PM CST reply actions
That's how I perceived it too.
by Hank Thrasher on Jan 3, 2011 8:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You're probably right,
I just saw Harbaugh’s response and he looked pretty dickish about it, like he was blaming the kid for making a crazy play. I guess I’d be pissed too.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Jan 3, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
He didn't coat his face in war paint thinking it was sunscreen though.
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
Not going to lie. I really didn't like Hunter's mohawk.
I’m a fan of Tarpinian’s original hair and Sash’s hair. There is no in-between.
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
I miss Stanzi already, and it's only been a week.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 8:55 PM CST reply actions
Stanford gives out lots of helmet stickers.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Jan 3, 2011 8:57 PM CST reply actions
I don't know much about harbaugh
Is he a douchebag?
Well...he went to Michigan
So probably
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Jan 3, 2011 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
If we ever have a QB that holds the ball like that,
fuck.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Jan 3, 2011 9:01 PM CST reply actions
Hi. My name's Tyrod Taylor
Tyrod? Like with a T-I-E?
No, with a T-Y-R
What?
I just got new Euejoints...
Wait, this isn’t just a play on words? My bad.
by McNuttInYourMouthNotInYourHands on Jan 3, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
That redheaded clarinet player just freaked out because she was on TV and stopped playing. She is not with the program.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 9:10 PM CST reply actions
That's the BCS spotlight for you.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Jan 3, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
After just one half of this I hope Harbaugh doesn't go to Michigan
Not because he would turn them around and beat us or anything, it’s that just looking at him makes my blood pressure rise and I feel unaccountably angry. I don’t know if I could take it if the Hawks were simultaneously involved.
He inspires anger easily.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It deserves a pic.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 3, 2011 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
He looks like a young, pseudo-hipster Mark McGwire.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 3, 2011 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
Look like
Dobber from Minnesota St.
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Jan 3, 2011 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
Isn't it funny that as Iowa fans
We think a coach showing any resemblance of emotion is “crazy” and “insane” because ours fails to show any? Albeit that Stoops, Pelini and Lynch are batshit nuts.
Well, all of the guys you mentioned are nuttier than squirrel turds
When I grow up I wanna be like Koeppel Knievel
A-Rob gone
On the crawl on Big Ten network.
How would you like your steak done, Mr Sweater Vest?
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Jan 3, 2011 9:27 PM CST reply actions
Yawn
How would you like your steak done, Mr Sweater Vest?
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Jan 3, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
GOO GOO DOLLS? C'MON!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS??? WTF?
Oh, who am I kidding? Johnny Rzeznik is dreamy, and a wonderful representative for college football.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
Firefly, eh?
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Cowboy Bebop? Nerd. You might be interested to learn I translate manga for a living.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, I would.
My daughter in law is doing her doctoral thesis on manga – translating, distribution, etc…
I've been doing it professionally for about four years now... had contracts with Tokyopop, Viz, and have three ongoing series with Del Rey right now.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
I hope you strive for inaccuracy
because Engrish is funny.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
I would tell you the titles, but then you'd know my real name since I am on Amazon.
And this would be bad, because of my Insight Bowl comments. But I have translated about 50 titles, and just completed volume 1 of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, which is ok to say because it doesnt have my name on it yet :P
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
Really? What a cool job!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 3, 2011 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
Spin Doctors...lol
What a terrible terrible band
Yep
Playing at the Pocohantas VFW.
How would you like your steak done, Mr Sweater Vest?
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Jan 3, 2011 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Last year it was Kool and the Gang
Which is probably why I nearly blacked out pounding Yuengling next to the concession stand during halftime. Well, that and the concession stand worker selling them to me for $2 a pop.
by Hank Thrasher on Jan 3, 2011 9:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Thanks for the reminder...
On the open thread the other night, I misidentified them as “KC and the Sunshine Band,” but is there a really a difference? Really?
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Jan 3, 2011 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
It's all shitty disco music to me
by Hank Thrasher on Jan 3, 2011 9:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Kool & the Gang were a billion times better
by Brock Sampson on Jan 3, 2011 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah. Funk is pretty cool.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 3, 2011 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
The dancing girls are not doing it for me
I’m not sure those words have previously left my mouth
Goo goo dolls remind me of sixth grade.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 9:31 PM CST reply actions
And wipes that shit-eating grin off Cam Newton's face?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
Now that Stanzi is gone
Wanna go get a corn dog with me?
How would you like your steak done, Mr Sweater Vest?
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Jan 3, 2011 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
It's whatever Ricky did
only shorter
How would you like your steak done, Mr Sweater Vest?
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Jan 3, 2011 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
I often wonder how big Stanzi's dick is. He's a big boy.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Can Norm Parker's amputated toes REALLY post on a forum? C'mon, now.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't doubt it
I mean, they are Norm’s toes.
by Hank Thrasher on Jan 3, 2011 9:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hey, if you guys can post about TCU's cheerleader's dick, I can post about Stanzi's.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
This one has a point.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 3, 2011 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
Cockapple! Burn the world! Burn it down!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 3, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
Well then no wonder he's your ex.
How would you like your steak done, Mr Sweater Vest?
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Jan 3, 2011 9:41 PM CST reply actions
That should have been an INT for Mr. #1 Pick.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Stanford just go for two. All the time.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
this kicker makes me feel like I'm watching the Hawks.
by Hank Thrasher on Jan 3, 2011 9:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions
They said he's missed five extra points.
Meyer wasn’t that bad (thankfully).
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
*had
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
I’m feeling whatever the sports version of suicidal is again tonight. Someone help me out of this hole…
"Lenny Moore gets the ball and Lightning Len lights out like a frightened fox in a forest fire!"
I don't think I care anymore.
"Lenny Moore gets the ball and Lightning Len lights out like a frightened fox in a forest fire!"
by ReadingRambler on Jan 3, 2011 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
I tivo'ed the Goo Goo Dolls from the halftime show
i could turn it into an avi and email it to you?
My music collection is small, but eclectic.
I have never heard of a Goo Goo Doll.
"Lenny Moore gets the ball and Lightning Len lights out like a frightened fox in a forest fire!"
by ReadingRambler on Jan 3, 2011 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
I think
we are trying to convince him NOT to kill himself
by Ratface McDougal on Jan 3, 2011 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
Watch this
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
Damnit
Watch this. It makes me feel better.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
Don't worry, the 2003 Fiesta Bowl with OSU/Miami is on in 10 minutes on BTN
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Jan 3, 2011 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
No. I have been reading normally reasonable Penn State blogs referring to Joe Paterno’s current tenure as a “charade.” I hate Jon Gruden. I hate Auburn. Penn State’s starting quarterback is not Todd Blackledge.
I am not depressed about my life, but in terms of football and other sports, I am 100% washed up.
"Lenny Moore gets the ball and Lightning Len lights out like a frightened fox in a forest fire!"
by ReadingRambler on Jan 3, 2011 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I guess.
"Lenny Moore gets the ball and Lightning Len lights out like a frightened fox in a forest fire!"
by ReadingRambler on Jan 3, 2011 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Were they demanding you pronounce it shuh-ROD?
Because that would get to me, too.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
Of course, but I know they exist so I can find no peace. Seriously, staying in this joint’s basement.
"Lenny Moore gets the ball and Lightning Len lights out like a frightened fox in a forest fire!"
by ReadingRambler on Jan 3, 2011 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Well, the message boards are filled with rumors of players leaving. Thus, JoePa is done.
Yeah.
"The forecast is zero. And the chill factor's high."
by ReadingRambler on Jan 3, 2011 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
Well, we sure don't have any rumormongering
around the Iowa football program.
by Ratface McDougal on Jan 3, 2011 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, but those rumors are cheeky and fun and drug related.
"The forecast is zero. And the chill factor's high."
by ReadingRambler on Jan 3, 2011 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Perhaps you can borrow some anti-depressants.
Does anyone have any extra anti-depressants?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 3, 2011 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
"The forecast is zero. And the chill factor's high."
by ReadingRambler on Jan 3, 2011 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
You could entertain yourself by starting some rumors of your own
by Brock Sampson on Jan 3, 2011 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
I could.
"The forecast is zero. And the chill factor's high."
by ReadingRambler on Jan 3, 2011 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
We'll help
McGloin is Testaverde’s secret son, born and bred to get his revenge against PSU
by Ratface McDougal on Jan 3, 2011 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
I heard the reason Bolden is transferring
is because JayPa always called him ‘Bob’ instead of ‘Rob’ and he hates that.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 3, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Jack Crawford hates British comedies.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
I heard that while Vandenberg will be starting next year, Ferentz has asked all the announcers to not pronounce any consonants in his name.
Sorry, that was the best I could come up with.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Evan Royster got mono from Jay Paterno.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
Stephfon Green is leaving the team to join the FBI.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Tom Bradley was seen borrowing books on coaching philosophy from Greg Robinson.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
JoePa is going to Nebraska
to learn sideline etiquette from Pelini
by Ratface McDougal on Jan 3, 2011 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
McGloin is dating Urban Meyer's daughter.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously, though, did Wegher really knock up A-Rob's sister?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
No
Jay Paterno did.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
Quick!
Get this man a copy of Shelby Foote’s Civil War work!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 3, 2011 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
Almost.
"The forecast is zero. And the chill factor's high."
by ReadingRambler on Jan 3, 2011 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Actually it really helps.
"The forecast is zero. And the chill factor's high."
by ReadingRambler on Jan 3, 2011 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
2 plays, 98 yards not a bad drive.
by Hank Thrasher on Jan 3, 2011 9:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's a quick way to move 98 yards.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Did he just say "southmore" instead of sophomore? God, I hate that.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 10:01 PM CST reply actions
I think he said Swarthmore
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, good. I was hoping it was just some dude's name.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
I was jokingly referring to the small liberal arts college in PA.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I'm not so funny sometimes.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
I understood it right away.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 3, 2011 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
I just LOLed so hard... I rewound it and watched it again.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
She probably just gets too nervous to watch
It looks pretty funny, though.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 3, 2011 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Really wish Gruden would get a coaching job
His announcing style has worn thin.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
THIS guy
is correct in his analysis
by Ratface McDougal on Jan 3, 2011 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
I just finished applying to a graduate program at Stanford last month...
but I’m probably going to need some Luck to get in. HA. Ha.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
And a shitload of money once you get in.
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Jan 3, 2011 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, no way I'm going without funding.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
OK, I do have to admit that Luck is pretty effing awesome.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 10:10 PM CST reply actions
Stick a fork in VT.
This one is over.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Carolina, I think
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
okay rumor of the night
elway is there to see if Luck is the real deal. If he like what he sees Tebow and Orton to Carolina for the first pick!
by nwyms Trebek! on Jan 3, 2011 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
Neckbeard Jesus just bought the team.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
Would Carolina take Luck anyway?
They just used a high pick on Clausen last year.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 3, 2011 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
Not that having Clausen should stop them from taking Luck.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
They might be ready to give up on him
but to only get a few games out of the 48th overall pick, ouch. I guess there’s a reason bad teams are bad.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 3, 2011 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
Clausen has not been doing well, from what I understand.
Of course, what do you expect from a first year NFL Starting QB who is not named Ben?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 3, 2011 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
You have to score 3 times in 9 minutes.
that means you don’t have time to run the ball
It's Beamer
he’s counting on a return or a block for a TD
by Ratface McDougal on Jan 3, 2011 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
About 5 offensive line shifts...
The play went for nothing. Next play is play action pass when up 19 (I think) with 6 left in the 4th quarter.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Jan 3, 2011 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
Stanford came up to the line and shifted into at least five different formations before they ran a play.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
F……U……C…..K…….Y……O…….U in Morse code.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Jan 3, 2011 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
Goddamn
I am really not looking forward to seeing the Hawks play against this douchebag.
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Jan 3, 2011 10:36 PM CST reply actions
Harbaugh is a fucking punk.
He’ll fit right in at Michigan.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Jan 3, 2011 10:36 PM CST reply actions
Stanford is just fucking with them now.
Damn.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Sigh, I still can see Ferentz and Clayborn standing by those bowl full of oranges.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 10:39 PM CST reply actions
"If you don't love it, leave it. USA #1."
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
should you really bring this up with VT in the game?
by nwyms Trebek! on Jan 3, 2011 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
I bet Trina is already getting into REM sleep by now.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 10:43 PM CST reply actions
At least he's managing to avoid taking many hits
So she doesn’t have to worry about that. Just think how Kirk Cousins’ mom must have felt watching Bama pound him into a fine paste.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 3, 2011 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Oh no wait, she went to Stanford.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
That's right, I forgot about that.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
They showed her a bout a bazillion times when the...
Stanford womens’ basketball team was upsetting UConn (last week?).
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 3, 2011 11:32 PM CST up reply actions
Works there.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
But does she PLAY LIKE A CHAMPION??
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
She's working at the Stanford B.o.B....I mean, Stanford GSB
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2011 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
Michelle Tafoya just don't give a fuck
She’s stealing Luck
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
i think Stanzi should make all future post-Orange Bowl speeches, regardless of the winner.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 10:56 PM CST reply actions
You really are smitten.
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Jan 3, 2011 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
I just haven't picked my 2011 football crush yet.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
Who's on your list so far?
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Jan 3, 2011 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
BTW, you need an avatar. Really really.
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Jan 3, 2011 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
I know, for some reason The iPad won't let me, and I'm never on here on my laptop.
And no one’s on my college football list yet this year, because everyone either is graduating or got kicked off the team.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
You could always go for the Werewolf team (is that team Jacob?)
and go with Mr. Coker.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 3, 2011 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
Coker's actually kinda rough-looking. I thought DJK was pretty hot, though.
Sash is good-looking, McNutt is, too….. but Stanzi is such a fucking pretty boy. It’ll be hard to top him.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
Shane Dibona isn't the obvious pick here why?
To quote John Lennon "You may say I'm a dreamer. But I'm not."-Dinner for Schmucks.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2011 12:18 AM CST up reply actions
With a name like that
who cares about looks
To quote John Lennon "You may say I'm a dreamer. But I'm not."-Dinner for Schmucks.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2011 12:46 AM CST up reply actions
Only if he can back it up you know where
Because it’s fine to be a brown bagger, but most of us lack the knowledge to decide if these guys have the ahem, qualities, to satisfy that role.
Can they PLAY LIKE A CHAMPION?
I think that’s what you’re getting at.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 4, 2011 1:47 AM CST up reply actions
I am going to hunt you down and kill you
No more just cutting you. You are done. You hear me? I had just gotten that song out of my head.
Players come and go.
Ferentz is forever, and ages like a fine wine good bourbon hot dude.
by Third Generation Hawk on Jan 4, 2011 12:33 AM CST up reply actions
Okay, I just spent, like, an hour making this avatar so you all better like it.
The dude’s numbers were originally 21 so I had to do some strategeries to get it to 12.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 4, 2011 1:06 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Go Rick Racer Gooooo!
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 4, 2011 2:08 AM CST up reply actions
I wish there was a way we could rec just the avatars.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 4, 2011 8:15 AM CST up reply actions
Eyeshield 21?
Or Eyeshield 12 as the case may be…
by coltranemonk on Jan 4, 2011 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, the only manga about American football (that I know of)
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 4, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, it's pretty funny how they spend the first few volumes explaining all the rules..
Then it turned into a monster of the week thing and I kind of lost interest…
That dude is wierd
He looks like hypnotoad
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Jan 3, 2011 10:59 PM CST reply actions
Bowsley is AD!
Orange Bowl dude is stoned out of his mind
Its Kalifornia, what do you expect?
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Jan 3, 2011 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
He looked pissed. That's why he ran away from that reporter lady, too, cuz he knew she was gonna ask it again
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 3, 2011 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
Well, someone will be coaching UM next year, and its fair money it won't be Dick Rod
But, if it is, they’ll be run even further into the ground, making a rebuild job even more difficult.
Its possible that Michigan may end up spiraling into mediocrity like Notre Dame has… it will become a job beset with unrealistic expectations in a leveler college football playing field than Carr or Moeller was dealing with. Times, they are a changin’.
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Jan 3, 2011 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
Say what you will about Notre Dame...
but even Weis did not have two straight losing seasons, as Rich Rod did.
Also, ND has not lost to App State.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 3, 2011 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
True.
But Michigan did.
I was kind of comparing the last few years of each program (ND and Michigan).
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 3, 2011 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
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