Don't like that joke? Too bad.
We have to stretch to find a Big Ten connection to this game, what with it featuring teams from the Pac 10 (Stanford) and ACC (Virginia Tech), but who knows -- 48 hours from now, Jim Harbaugh could be the new coach at Big Blue. Consider this a chance to scout the man who could be tormenting Iowa for years to come. Or just consider it a chance to watch two red-hot football teams (Stanford's won seven games in a row; Tech's riding an eleven-game winning streak) and a game that won't impact the Big Ten's shattered national reputation.
The usual rules of open threading apply -- no porn, no piracy, no slurs, etc. Don't be a tool.