All 13 players test negative for illegal drugs

Finally, some good news, also, parents are mad

over 1 year ago justsomehawkeyefan 9 comments 1 recs |

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Wait,

so it’s not true that the whole team tested positive for 3 separate types of anabolic steroids and a low grade beaver tranquilizer?

by kEvanson on Jan 27, 2011 10:48 PM CST reply actions

Actually it is true

But this proves that the Iowa AD is capable of pulling of any kind of cover up they desire.

/CF’d

by PackerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 6:55 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

The article linked in the article has some interesting insight

Ballard and others hypothesizing about what might have set this off, and how this exercise routine is the usual “let’s get back to work, and no screwing around, for real you guys” after a disappointing season.

Linky

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Jan 28, 2011 8:15 AM CST reply actions

If it has the same effect on these kids

that it did on the outgoing seniors, then I can’t say I disagree with Ballard’s assessment. I’d be willing to bet there were at least a handful of kids that had a little too much fun the weekend before and unfortunately paid the price for it. Even Jim Poggi said that he treated his body less than perfectly in the in week (s?) leading up to the workout.

You may call me Don Diddles.

by ninerhawk on Jan 28, 2011 9:02 AM CST up reply actions

All 13 players test negative for illegal drugs.

Negative? Oh, my God. WHY! WHY! WHY?

What? What? Negative is good? Oh, yes of course! How stupid of me. Thank you. Thank you very much.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Jan 28, 2011 10:56 PM CST reply actions

Chazz is back. back again. Chazz is back tell some friends

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Jan 28, 2011 11:50 PM CST up reply actions

I’ll be all around in the dark – I’ll be everywhere. Wherever you can look. Wherever there’s a fight, so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there. I’ll be in the way guys yell when they’re mad. I’ll be in the way kids laugh when they’re hungry and they know supper’s ready, and when the people are eatin’ the stuff they raise and livin’ in the houses they build – I’ll be there, too. Whenever drugs are mentioned on BHGP, I’ll be there.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Jan 29, 2011 12:54 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs