ALL STANZI ALL THE TIME.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 27, 2011 12:36 PM CST
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This is mainly so I don't hijack other non-Stanzi threads to post about Stanzi, which I will be doing lots of leading up to the draft.
Links to stories about Stanzi, pictures of Stanzi, discussion of Stanzi, etc.
Fucking Todd McShay says teams shouldn't draft Stanzi thinking they'll turn him into a future starter. Bullshit.
Wes Bunting thinks otherwise, says he has starting potential in the NFL and can be had for a bargain in the mid rounds.
Stanzi, Kaepernick, and Locker interviewed on the NFL Network. Goddamn he looks fine. Talks about what he did to improve his INT stats this year. Also discusses how difficult the transition is coming from a familiar offense to one in the Senior Bowl.
And okay, PackerHawk. Seeing Kaepernick speak, I admit he's a little cute. He doesn't make my heart drop like Stanzi, but he's cute.
I am now offering a high reward for pics of Stanzi at the weigh-in. All I can find is that fat dude and Tebow from last year.
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What about a picture of AmeriStanzi
Straight out of the shower, after a Insight Bowl practice and holding my baby boy!
i don't wife em...i one night em
by smokinthereiff on Jan 27, 2011 12:51 PM CST reply actions
Here's another link...
KC Chiefs correspondent interviews Slick Rick at Senior Bowl
I found it particularly awesome since I’m a Chiefs fan and the idea of just one more Stanzi-Moeaki connection makes me jizz my pants.
God, what I would do to be able to get my boy a Chiefs Stanzi jersey.
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
Could you imagine the Cheif picking up Stanzi and DJK in the late rounds?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 27, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
McShay is a dumbass
looking for the QB with the big arm/ no accuracy with the idea of making him a starter = Jamarcus Russell. Looking for a QB with accuracy/ mediocre arm = Chad Pennington. Give me Pennington anyday.
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
Stanzi does not yet have the accuracy of Pennington.
I’m optismistic . . . we’ve all seen flashes of brilliance, the measurables are good, and being a full-time practicing Quarterback makes a huge difference. Fitting in QB practice around being a full-time college student is hard.
by The Final Gun on Jan 27, 2011 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
this is true
all Mcshay looks at is physical attributes. This is why he was also in love with brady quinn. He doesnt realize that arm strength is much easier to fix than things like decision making, accuracy, leadership skill etc. …
Don't forget his love affair with Jimmy Clausen
which alone should disqualify him from “expert” status.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Kaepernick is just so tall and rangy
A very big weakness, and with his bigger arms and sleeves, just so much better now than as a scrawny frosh 4 years ago.
Ok, so...I hate to rain on your parade...
…but I just don’t get it. Stanzi is marginally good looking with short hair and minimal scruff. Otherwise (and I realize this is BHGP blasphemy), he’s just not that cute.
Tyler Sash on the other hand…
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
I'm with you, Sash>Stanzi but Stanzi is still appealing to me
For me, it’s the fact that Stanzi is taller than me. Anybody over 6’3" has a definite advantage in my book.
Mmm, yes
As a girl that is 5’9 and loves wearing 4 inch (or higher) heels, a guy cannot be tall enough. My fiance is 6’7, which was and still is a HUGE attraction. It’s not easy feeling small when you’re a tall girl when most people are shorter than you (and I towered over all the boys growing up until at least sophomore year in high school).
I used to be a height whore because my ex is 6'5...
…but then I got the Yellow Fever, so that wasn’t realistic anymore.
Girth is more important than length, anyway. I learned that the hard way in college. Like all great lessons one learns in college.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 27, 2011 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
Yellow fever...ha!
Love that term.
In my circle you’d be a rice queen. (for mods…that term is a compliment, not an insult) :)
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 2:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Once you go rice, nothin's as nice.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 27, 2011 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
You definitely go against the grain
At least, according to this
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yeah, when I see another white girl with an asian guy, I give them the special nod.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
Is that like when two black guys meet at a Strokes concert?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 28, 2011 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
I have no idea why
but that hit me just the right way. Funny.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2011 2:44 AM CST up reply actions
So tall fat guys
are a huge turn on for you? Because if so, it’s a shame we’ve never met.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I know you're joking...
…but in case you’re not, I was talking about dick.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 10:38 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I love this thread.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
Show up for the sports
stay for the pansexual free-for-all.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 28, 2011 10:44 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Wow, I learned a new word today.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
This phrase needs to be preserved somehow.
I think it belongs on the main page as BHGP’s slogan.
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
Absolutely
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 30, 2011 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
I was completely blown away by the turn this thread took
but that there is getting a rec.
by The Mexican't on Jan 28, 2011 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Dick Stanzi?
Oh, you meant a penis.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2011 2:45 AM CST up reply actions
Though I will give you that Sash
was very hot with the bald head. I don’t know why he grew his hair out (well, for him anyway—it was still only like 1/2 inch long at best). I thought AJ Edds was the hottest Hawkeye last year. Plus, he’s intelligent (at least he appeared to be, and from what others have said about him he is), which is very attractive.
Shaved bald heads.
Love ’em. Upon first meeting, it was one of the things that got me past the fact that my boy is shorter than me.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 2:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Now you've got me wondering about that part of gay relationships
In man-woman relationships, it seems that women always want a man taller than them and men want a woman shorter than them. How do gay couples (male or female) reconcile this? Would there be some parallel to the shorter person being less butch than the taller person?
And I’m not expecting some sort of answer for all gay couples, it’s just a stupid question i now have.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 27, 2011 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
I have actually wondered this same thing
But I imagine it’s the same type of thing—2 people find certain things attractive and end up together. It’s about as logical as any male/female pairing really.
Which is to say
It’s mostly luck. You’re not going to be attracted to every person of whatever gender suits your fancy.
Speak for yourself. I'm just that ho... pffffah-hahahahaha
Okay, yeah, you’re right.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 27, 2011 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
That's a good question.
And like most good questions, there’s probably not one answer. Height is something that I associate with masculinity (might be an odd association, but it’s there), so I tend to be drawn to tall men on first glance. This isn’t always true, though, as I’ve met many tall guys who have more Prada bags fall from their mouths than Carson Kressly.
I’d imagine it being akin to boobs for straight guys. Yeah, big tits are fun and catch your attention…but it’s not the only thing you look at.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
Um
Yeah, big tits are fun and catch your attention…but it’s not the only thing you look at.
Clearly, you’ve never met me. Far too often, that is ALL I pay attention to, which has led me deep into the Shame Cave more than once. Much to the amusement of my friends.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Ummmm
seconded, kinda
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 28, 2011 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
I tend to go for girls that are proportionate
Or oddly disproportionate in way or the other, like a bigger but and small boobs and big boobs and no butt. However, I think the most attractive attribute is somebody that carries themselves with confidence. I’m sure it’s the same thing with any sexual orientation.
You may call me Don Diddles.
Nice boobs will give plenty of confidence
Boobs are great. But, I agree; first thing you notice, last thing you care about.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Side note.
I’ve come to the conclusion that everyone, of all sexual orientations, loves titties.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
I was going to say this same thing
Although it’s probably in a different way. It’s more admiring/envious or thinking I have better or wondering how they are able to stand up at all.
I will say every single guy I have ever even casually made out with (there are far more of these then those I’ve had sex with) has been obsessed with boobs. They can’t keep their hands off. Especially nipples.
by HawkgirlSTL on Jan 28, 2011 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed on the nipples.
Also agree on the different way — definitely not looking to nuzzle in-between them.
I have talked shop (breasticles) with many a person and I would say this statement is true
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Reply fail
A fag hag with big breasts is a truly wonderful (and fun) thing. That’s all there is to say about that.
by PackerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 1:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
here here!
insert motorboating noise here
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
Are they built for speed or comfort?
Are they built for speed or comfort? What’d you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Now I have to watch Anchorman AND Wedding Crashers this weekend.
Have to cancel my work at the orphanage
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Fag hag with big boobs.
At least half of my guy friends are gay.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure he was asking if you had any single sisters.
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
Oh. You wouldn't want my sisters.
They’re bitches.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
If they weren't before, they would be after dating me
So it wouldn’t matter
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Well that's a rousing endorsement.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
Apparently you missed our convo re: confidence and charisma.
Look up the Mystery Method. it’ll change your life.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
It's kind of nice to see a girl that buys into the mystery method.
Because every female that I know that knows what Mystery looks like swears he wouldn’t have a shot. I imagine it’s because they haven’t run into him in a bar.
by The Mexican't on Jan 28, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Any girl who says it doesn't/wouldn't work is overestimating themselves.
Mystery knows his shit.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Umm, yes
There was also a short-lived VH1 series about that guy that attempted to make hopeless guys into players. Or at least help them just TALK to women without cumming in their pants before even approaching them. I will admit, a lot of his tactics would def work.
That was it - The Pickup Artist.
Mystery was the PUA on that show.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
From the sounds of things, you've read Neil Strauss's book.
I loved it. One of my favorites. I’ve been through it 4 times already.
by The Mexican't on Jan 28, 2011 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
Um, no. I am plenty confident.
If you ever met me you would know. Absolutely not cocky, but self-assured. And the dude Mystery is an assbag. Those are all things you learn in Anthropology books and sales tactics. He looks like a fucktard with his peacocking. And he is fug.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
I'd fuck him.
And I bet he is reaaally good at pleasing women in bed.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Why would you assume that
Getting a girl into bed doesn’t mean she’s happy when she leaves
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Because he actually knows what women like
in bed. And how to touch them. Most guys get tips from pornos, and, um, no.
I can guarantee you he knows how to eat pussy right.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
That's one thing I plan on teaching my son.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 28, 2011 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
There's a handle on Twitter
called The Sex Therapist, that knows his stuff about that. DJK retweeted one of his tips one time, which is how I discovered him.
Maybe, I just don't see him being all that good
Not a woman, so what do I know.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Maybe he's good at sucking dick too?
I’m sure that he’d know his way around the shaft.
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
Porn moves are bunk.
First off, I spot them one. Then you can mix the kissing on the collarbone, neck and hips. And sometimes you just have to wreck her and her drywall. It is different with each girl.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
by C.I.owA on Jan 28, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Also different on the occasion/mood
And sometimes we like it all in the same session.
This is true.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 28, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
Rec'd
For wrecking her and her drywall.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 28, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
Gay and straight! Joining forces!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 28, 2011 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
Who knew our mutal love of titty-balls would bring us together
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
I was going to write ...
Gay and straight! Coming together!
But that may have broken the Internet forever.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 28, 2011 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, because that would be the first time that's happened
Or does “straight” have to be in quotes in that scenario?
by PackerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 1:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Hahaha
That’s a rec
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Jan 28, 2011 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHA
</my entire experience in Iowa City’d>
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
Not me, good sir
I just didn’t want to confuse thread lurkers any more than they already may be.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 28, 2011 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
Greatness
Actually, I think there are whole sections of the Internet dedicated to just that sort of thing
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Re: German porn
Or so I’ve heard.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 28, 2011 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
For some reason
I just think of a bunch of S&M festishist stuff when I think of German porn. Maybe that’s just me.
The German S&M fetish stuff
was the inspiration for the Hellraiser outfits.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
Clive Barker!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 28, 2011 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
That explains it then
God I love horror movies. I basically directed one in my dream last night. There was some crazy shit going on.
What are your favorites?
I just discovered Neil Marshall (Descent, Dog Soldiers, Doomsday) lately. He is an awesome writer/director.
Watching the Hills Have Eyes 1 and 2 tonight at work.
Loved, loved, loved 28 Days Later, but thought 28 Weeks Later was crap.
Saw Descent, but not those others.
Hills Have Eyes 1 is good (the scene of the mutant violating the breast feeding woman still makes my skin crawl, and that was pretty mild compared to the rest of that movie); 2 is crap. Totally agree 28 Days Later was awesome and Weeks was crap. I love 80s slashers, and I can watch them over and over again. I loved the new Dawn of the Dead. The Crazies was probably my fave that was released this year (plus it takes place outside Cedar Rapids), though I still have some to see still that are just now coming out on DVD/Blu-Ray, like Let Me In. I saw the original swedish version of that movie, Let the Right One In, and that was good. Different type of vampire movie too.
My favorites really change all the time. I like all types and will always give it a shot. I’ve had Suspiria and some other older horror movies in my Blockbuster Queue for a long time and have just not gotten around to them.
I agree HHE2 was crap, but I still watch it occasionally as part of a double feature with HHE
Daybreakers is an awesome take on the vampire genre, as is 30 Days of Night (Josh Hartnett is so yummy too).
I just can’t seem to get into the 80s slasher flicks.
If you liked the Descent, you should check out Dog Soldiers by the same writer/director. The Descent 2 might be one of the best sequels I’ve seen in awhile, but still not anywhere as good as the original.
Thumbs up
For Daybreakers and 30 Days of Night.
Halloween ~ original version ~ still gets it done.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 31, 2011 2:08 AM CST up reply actions
Yep, seen Daybreakers and 30 Days of Night
Both good if you like vampire flicks. Halloween (original version, not the abominations that were Rob Zombie’s) is def my fave of the slasher flicks. I can watch that movie over and over (and have, multiple times in a row when AMCs Monsterfest is on leading up to Halloween). The movie Devil that just came out isn’t a total horror movie, more of a thriller/suspense, but it was a lot better than I thought it was going to be. The story was very compelling and I couldn’t wait to find out what the hell was going on.
Speaking of which ...
28 Days Later is on sci-fi right now.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 31, 2011 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
I think of
2 Girls 1 Cup when I think of German porn. Because ze Germans, the love the scheisse filme!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Mom, were you in a German scheisse video?
Cartman’d
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
An interesting thought-experiment
What characteristic/style/film do you associate with each country’s porn?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Wasn't there a Family Guy episode about this
Or at least I’m pretty sure there definitely was one regarding British porn.
This is about as exciting as British porn
You are correct madam
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Also, it's not a skit about porn, per se
But there’s a pretty funny little sex dialogue involving Stephen Hawking.
Middle Eastern porn
lots and lots of chaste ankle shots.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 28, 2011 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
What, do you mean like each country's trademark or something?
The term “bukkake” is in Japanese for a reason.
It’s also fun to use in daily conversation. “I was opening up my pudding cup and it totally bukkaked me.”
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, something like that
e.g. the following:
German: poop, obviously.
British: bad teeth, men cross-dressing
Japanese: pixelated. Or cartoon
Hungarian: double anal
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Swedish?
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
I kind of feel bad for everyone NOT in this thread right now
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Mmm... Bacon Pancakes.
Bukkake’d just brought back that wonderful post from last fall.
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
I would think
bukkake would really ruin the taste of the bacon pancake.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
But it would explain ...
Jessica Simpson’s weight gain.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 28, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
The FanPost in question:
The quote that I recalled:
The Iowa pitcher capriciously and indiscriminately bukkakes his love batter all over Miss Bacon’s face, thus conceiving unholy demon spawn destine to gut bomb your Saturday.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
And it's still glorious, even in block quote form
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 28, 2011 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
You know, bukkake is great for your complexion.
It has plenty of Vitamin S.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
Well, before anything, we were all babies.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2011 2:46 AM CST up reply actions
To what comment was this in response to?
I tried to figure it out, but there’s too much in between the comment and your reply.
If you click the "up" button it'll jump you up to the post being replied to.
"If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Now let's cut this turd loose!"
- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth
by Bucketochicken on Jan 29, 2011 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, holy shit. That's a new tip.
Excellent, sir.
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 29, 2011 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
You have made my life better.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 29, 2011 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
Angerer was funny
and that is another very attractive trait.
As college QBs go, Stanzi is the hottest.
Just look at some of the other uggos. Gingers, Harry Potter, Napoleon Dynamite Nick Foles, Blaine Gabbert, dorky Andrew Luck…
When Stanzi has his hair short he looks sharp. He has a pretty boy face and an awesome body. His eyes are gorgeous.
And I’m not even that attracted to white guys.
(Oh, and Sash is pretty hot, not disagreeing with you.)
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 27, 2011 2:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think Stanzi is hotter than both of them.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 27, 2011 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
I concur
When Stanzi is rocking the short hair he indeed looks sharp. Somehow the short hair minimizes his nose or something. It just works better with his facial features.
And it's not that long hair can't work
it just doesn’t work as well on him. Look to Josh Holloway or Gabriel Aubry on how to make long-ish hair look good.
Oooh, Josh Holloway! Can we be friends, HawkgirlSTL??
(by the way, I was born & raised 40 mins from STL.)
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 27, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
I saw your posts about LOST, too
I, too, miss that show. A lot. It would have already started too if it was still going. SIGH.
A bit dated, but
what about Chase Daniel? Yum. Help that my boyfriend is a die-hard mizzou supporter.
Speaking of Mizzou, T.J. Moe is a little slice. Those with his specific philosophic views aren’t exactly fans of folks like me, but he’s still dreamy.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 2:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I believe that absolutely translates into future NFL prowess
Only one of the top QBs of all time that I would consider unattractive was Elway. The others were quite attractive: Montana, Namath, Favre, Marino, Aikman, Unitas, etc.
Even the top guys now are mostly attractive. Brady, Vick, Romo, Rivers, etc. The only unattractive top guys now would probably be Manning, Big Ben, and Rodgers.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 27, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, and that couldn't possibly be because rich guys with personal trainers who are naturally athletically gifted and eat right and wear expensive clothes and have an aura of confidence will almost certainly be attractive.
by The Final Gun on Jan 27, 2011 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
Ever seen The Pick-up Artist or heard of the Mystery Method?
It’s totally fucking true. Charisma is the most powerful attribute, always.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 27, 2011 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
Absolutely. I mentioned the aura of confidence for a reason.
Confidence is sexy. Millionaire football players are a lot more likely to have it, and thus seem more good looking than their physical attributes alone would explain.
by The Final Gun on Jan 27, 2011 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
Rodgers? Are you fucking kidding me?
It might be lost under the mountain man beard, but that man is gorgeous.
Big Ben=hot bear, ’nuff said.
by PackerHawk on Jan 27, 2011 9:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hahaha
I love that you just used the term “Bear” on BHGP.
And you couldn’t be more correct. Total bear (or maybe super muscle otter) sexiness.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
Ha
I’m not sure what super muscle otter means, but I don’t think I’d want to encounter one in the wild. Those little bastards are vicious without super muscles.
Cyclone Fanatic: The pain of herpes without the lesions.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 28, 2011 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
Well "otter" is the term
Which is just a thin, usually tall, version of a bear.
I just added “super” and “muscle” because he wouldn’t be a prototypical otter.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 12:17 PM CST up reply actions
Big Ben = my doppelganger
So by the transitive property, I’m a hot bear? Sweet!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 28, 2011 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Given Big Ben's rather checkered past
Do you really want to claim you could be mistaken for him?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
It's not an association I proudly make, but it's there
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 28, 2011 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
FYI: that is not a picture of me
Just realized I may have to clear that up with the large female contingent of this thread. I am pretty sure that show has less female viewers than BHGP.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 28, 2011 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
OK, because it was super awkward.
Who is it?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
I was trying to place it too
I thought it looked like some guy with a bunch of fat makeup on, but, as noted, it was awkward to say so because I couldn’t quite put my finger on who I thought it was.
From Always Sunny
Episode: Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender
Thought it kinda apt since I’m saying that I look a guy that should be a registered sex offender, Big Ben. FYI, that’s him in fat makeup as the sex offender, here’s a glamour shot of him for the ladies.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 29, 2011 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
You want him? You can have him.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 31, 2011 2:07 AM CST up reply actions
It's the jaw line, I have a major weakness for a square jawline
And he’s funny so that’s a plus. Although at 5’11", a bit on the short side for me. But I’m seeing someone who’s 5’7" so I can get over the height difference.
Holy shit, I am watching that episode exactly right now.....
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 28, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Oh – I never congratulated you for your “baby arm” post. I had multiple non-Hawkeyes laughing in my office.
This might not be the best thread in which to use the phrase "baby arm"
Because it took me 5 seconds to put that term with the Klug post.
/dirty mind’d
+10 for that.
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Fair enough.
Even though it was confusing and I was about to go back and see if I had missed something in the shots of Klug that hadn’t been photoshopped to reduce its size.
The hand is where it becomes excessive.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2011 2:49 AM CST up reply actions
The chin is EXACTLY where I see the similarity
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 28, 2011 11:53 PM CST up reply actions
I must disagree here
I think Rodgers is gorgeous, but Big Ben?! Gross. He is not attractive at all. He’s all bulbous and asshole-ish and rape-ish (allegedly, but shady dealings in bathroom bars are enough to turn me off).
by HawkgirlSTL on Jan 28, 2011 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
So wait, if I look like Big Ben now I'm bulbous and asshole-ish?
/I always thought this was more likely the case
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 28, 2011 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
If you have a lumpy-looking face
then probably. Although the asshole-ish comment is more personality, which goes a long way in determining hotness.
by HawkgirlSTL on Jan 28, 2011 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
I do not find Big Ben attractive.
He looks like a big toe personified.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
I'm guessing big toes are smarter.
And clearly less of a heel.
"If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Now let's cut this turd loose!"
- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth
by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2011 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
You don't like sexual assault?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2011 2:50 AM CST up reply actions
Most people don't
But that doesn’t mean the alleged perpetrator’s can’t still be hot. I remember thinking “who wouldn’t want to bang Big Ben?” when that story broke.
Then again, I know that it’s not so fun on the victim side of things, so please please please nobody accuse me of being cavalier about sexual assault.
The University of Virginia
has a sexual assault team?
Ewww
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 29, 2011 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
Sorry, but my attraction to someone
is affected greatly by my perception of them as a person i.e. I’ve met women who I would otherwise describe as beautiful end up being repulsive to me based on their character/personality.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2011 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
No matter how good someone looks, someone, somewhere, is sick of putting up with their shit.
Guess it just depends on how much shit you’re willing to put up with. Otherwise known as the “Crazy/Hot Scale”
Rapelisburger is an ugly somebitch
He and his "girl"friend look like a bad backyard wrestling tag team.
Now introducing Rufie and Snout
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Tyler Sash hands down.
No contest. With or without hair, though without is preferred.
.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 27, 2011 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe it's because I'm a breeder (sorry guys) but those dudes are kind of busted
Objectively, Stanzi with long hair was fug. He is more respectable looking with short hair. TMFS looks like half the guys I went to school with.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Do we go around critiquing your taste in cheerleaders?
No. So go away breeder! (sarcasm font, big smile, no derision intended)
Feel free. If I am going after a cheerleader again, then something has gone terribly wrong
I am more the chemist or neurosurgeon type. With a cheerleader body (yes they do exist). I am always interested in why some people are with other people. Attraction is interesting.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
You slept in the bed of one of THIS breeders' kids.
(DISCLAIMER: CHILDREN WERE NOT HOME AT THE TIME!)
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2011 2:51 AM CST up reply actions
I sure did, but I didn't get the room with the teepee (DAMN YOU ROSS!!!)
Nothing against breeders, just not a huge fan of hetero males critiquing my taste in men. Then again, it doesn’t really bother me either.
I think that's a universal
I hate when my wife critiques my taste in women (I still think Paris Hilton is hot), and she hates when I critique her taste in men. Colin Farrell. Ugh.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 29, 2011 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
Paris Hilton is why I no longer find Urlacher hot
As much as I try. I mean, he should be my physical ideal (I love me some linebackers), but after his fling with Paris? Blech
I don't remeber those two being together
But that would bring his appeal down a few notches for me. The company you keep says a lot about you.
It was probably 6-7 years ago, IIRC and didn't last long at all. She was shown on MNF wearing a pink 54 jersey.
Made me want to vomit.
She does have herpes. A bunch of her pill bottles of Valtrex somehow ended up on some gossip site years ago...
…along w a bunch of other shit after her storage unit was stolen or something. happened a really long time ago.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 31, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, that's more or less the feeling when I see her, too
Her and Christina Aguilera. Just seeing one of them on TV makes me feel like I need to take a shower.
Is that kind of like when gay men
critique the attactiveness of women?
Hello! Not for you! Mine!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 29, 2011 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah
But it’s fair game if we’re critiquing her outfit choice, hair cut/color, makeup, accessories, etc. Then it’s just constructive criticism.
True
We can all be a bit catty.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 29, 2011 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
The teepee was comfy.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
When she returned from the weekend
my daughter complained that the teepee smelled of, well, peepee.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2011 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
When she returned from the weekend
my daughter complained that the teepee smelled of, well, peepee.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2011 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
This thread is murdering my PC.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
Your daughter is a filthy liar.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Meh, most men who claim they can't tell if another male is attractive
are just afraid that admitting so somehow changes their sexuality. Whatever. Ewan McGregor is super-fine.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
I know exactly what you mean
I made the mistake of saying I thought a guy was good looking and got a whole bunch of “homo this and homo that” related comments from my friends. I was also the only one with a girlfriend at the time so I thought it was humorous.
Cyclone Fanatic: The pain of herpes without the lesions.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2011 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
What was your beard's name?
Nah, just kidding.Obviously mature hetero dudes comfortable with themselves can gauge the hotness of other dudes. I mean, how else would I know how how incredibly super-sexy I am?
by The Final Gun on Jan 29, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
I can't though
and I’m completely comfortable with themselves. Or rather, I can’t tell amongst the overwhelming majority of men that I think all basically look the same. For me it’s 10% I can tell are attractive and 70% that are physically repulsive. THe other 70% is just a wash of varying degrees of the same.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Let me guess . . . not a math major, right?
by The Final Gun on Jan 30, 2011 8:15 AM CST up reply actions
Or maybe MGOGBlog math?
You know, where 5/11 = 1/2 or some crazy shit like that.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 30, 2011 8:23 AM CST up reply actions
Why do you think I went to law school?
I was promised no math. Should read, “…20% that are physically repulsive.”
Clearly, I did not give 110% effort on that post.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
No, but you gave 150%!
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 30, 2011 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
This is how I am with women
I tend to think most are attractive, and really only have a “hot or not” dichotomy. No grey area with women in my assessment.
Where did you go to High School? Heaven?
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
Heh. Could be.
Love me some farm boys.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
Go to Davenport sometime. Maybe Iowa is worse now than it was when I left 8 years ago.
Don’t go to the East Coast. It was good for me, tons of women and all the guys were 5’8" and scrawny. And their suits were from Men’s Warehouse. Turrible. So by comparison, I was a very good commodity.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
I'm from the QCA originally...
I’m 6’1" and I always thought I was short. Then I moved to Chicago and, depending on the venue, I’m a giant.
Odd how that works.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
Same here. Moved to DC and everyone was tiny.
Everyone thought I was really big and scary (I am scary), but if they knew I grew up being small comparitavely, they would shit.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Every time I've been to DC I've seen plenty of big, beefy men
Often in military uniform, swoon.
by PackerHawk on Jan 27, 2011 9:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Really?
I never got the impression that I was that much taller/bigger than most of the guys in DC and I’m 6’3". Or, rather, I never really got the impression that DC was populated by an abundance of small guys. NYC, on the other hand, definitely is.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I am a giant in L.A. at 6'5" 230
And it’s always jarring to go back to the Midwest and see that I’m merely average size in some venues
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 28, 2011 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
DC is pretty bad, not NY as mentioned
Up on The Hill is rediculous. In VA where I was, not a ton. Nobody is from here, but it seems all the genetic castoffs come here.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
DC is "Hollywood for ugly people"
Maybe that explains it? Of course, most actors are rather short, so that doesn’t cover it completely.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I'm 6' and felt like a dwarf back home
moved to Boston and now I feel like a circus freak. The girls are freakin hot here too, all those liberal colleges I suppose. The city actually has a 60-40 demographic and that might not seem like a big variation but when you are walking around it feels like nothing but women.
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
Boston does have some hot women
And not gingers like I thought. Lots of blonds and they are really cool.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
I also love the farm boys
Huge crush on Kroul.
by PackerHawk on Jan 27, 2011 9:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My admiration is fate...
Stanzi looks EXACTLY like a kid I had the hots for when I was younger. It’s seriously eerie…
Also, I live near Ricky’s home town, so the Stanzi’s sans Ricky came to our holiday party during the 2009 season and I won an autographed football presented by his father & mother. And let me tell you, his dad can definitely knock a few girls’ socks off as well. Not only would I lower my age restriction for Ricky, but I would also up my age restriction for his dad.
Age restriction? I've never heard of such a thing.
What is your age striction range?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 27, 2011 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
I feel...
anything below my younger brother’s age — I’d feel really weird… And anyone as old as my father is also not in my cards…
So your father is twelve years older than your younger brother?
That must have made for an interesting childhood.
She did grow up in rural Missouri....
by PackerHawk on Jan 27, 2011 9:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No, that's me. Unless Hawkette also grew up in rural Missouri.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 27, 2011 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not used to having to remember which female poster posted what
It’s so confusing that you’re actually different people.
by PackerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 8:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I love that this thread brought out more female posters!
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
With the lurker:poster ratio
that means at least a couple dozen BHGP fans, right?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 28, 2011 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
4:1?
That sounds about right.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
I guarantee the lurker:poster ratio is much higher than 4:1.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I was speaking in terms of the female ratio.
I would estimate that the lurker:poster ratio for males would be closer to 15:1, at least.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
I was lurking since the beginning of 2008 fb season...
Just joined this week. I think there are a LOT of lurkers out there…
Would be an interesting
sociological experiment to find out. Not sure how one would go about it though.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
The polls that are super-tempting to vote in always get a tooooooooon more votes than comments.
I think it’s probably 4:1 or 5:1
by The Final Gun on Jan 28, 2011 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
We have a ton more registered members than we do regular posters.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I missed the gender bit.
But we probably could determine that, although it would be exceedingly tedious work.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah
and this whole thing really isn’t worth more than about .0003 seconds worth of work.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I'm a big enough nerd
that “exceedingly tedious work” sounds to me like a job that just requires a pot of tea and the Daft Punk discography.
Except tedious exercising?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 28, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
18 to 10years younger than my dad (currently 55)
I’m 32, fyi.
by PackerHawk on Jan 27, 2011 9:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My husband is 7 years older than me...
… and I’ve only dated one guy who was younger than me, and it was a PITA. I prefer older men, but if I was really into someone I wouldn’t have a problem with the age thing. I just turned 27.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 27, 2011 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
My parents were very young when they had me...
And my brother came shortly after me. My husband is actually closer in age to my mother than he is to me. It’s only one year, but hey, it gets him excited… He’s 9 years older than me.
Wait, your mom was 10 when she had you?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
I hated these math problems in elementary school
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 28, 2011 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
Both trains arrive in New York at the same time.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2011 2:52 AM CST up reply actions
I hope they weren't on the same track and heading toward each other. That might be disastrous
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 29, 2011 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
You just said your brother was younger than you
Now he’s older than your husband, who you are 9 years younger than?
Was your brother the basis for Michael J Fox in Back to Future?
That was totally my nickname in little league
I loved my coaches. When I was in 4th grade, we got names on the back of our jersey tees. So I have (had) a shirt with PITA on the back of it.
Cyclone Fanatic: The pain of herpes without the lesions.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 28, 2011 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
People Inserting Things in Animals
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2011 2:53 AM CST up reply actions
People Iffy on the Treatment of Animals
I’m a member.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 29, 2011 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
People Iffy on the Treatment of Animals
I’m a member.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 29, 2011 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
Is that you Michael Vick?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 31, 2011 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
Half your age plus 7
anything below that is too young.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Even if it is still considered statutory?
Because I’m not okay with the whole “rape with consent” thing. (17 for me)
Cyclone Fanatic: The pain of herpes without the lesions.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 28, 2011 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
Rule obviously adjusts
to keep you in compliance with all local ordinances. And also convenience. For example, when I was 26, I would never consider dating a 20 year-old because I didn’t want the hassle of having to worry about fake IDs and which bars she could or could not get into.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Good point with the 20 year old thing
That’s gonna change for me in just a matter of months.
Cyclone Fanatic: The pain of herpes without the lesions.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 28, 2011 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
Admittedly
it wasn’t much of a problem. Until I when back to law school. And the undergrads at W&L are HOT while the girls in the law school were….well, let’s just say that there’s a reason the phrase “law school hot” was invented.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I don't think it's going to be a problem either
All my roommates are going to be of age and the bar scene here is about as good as the athletic scene in Ames.
Cyclone Fanatic: The pain of herpes without the lesions.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 28, 2011 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
Yes
It does make sense, however. Given that it was Augustana College, then Washington College then Washington and Lee College then Washington and Lee University. Washington was a major benefactor (a small portion of each student’s tuition is covered by the endowment created by his gift) which led to the first renaming. Then Lee served as president until his death, and is largely responsible for most of the traditions and principles at the school.
Note, I was told by an administrator there very seriously that one NEVER uses an ampersand between Washington and Lee – gotta love the South’s over infatuation with formality.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I had forgotten Lee was president there
But it does make sense how the name came about. It just always amused me to think about those two together without thinking about the context. It fits into that neat bag of Virginia quirkiness that for a while gave us a Lee/Jackson/King holiday.
For a long time
it was Lee-Jackson Day and NOT MLK Day. Favorite story from law school regarding this: first year, there is the annual parade through the town in honor of Lee-Jackson Day (Jackson taught at VMI which is also in Lexington, thus making the day an especially big day in LexVegas) concluding with a service in Lee Chapel on campus. The entire school was sent an email informing students of the activities with the reminder that guns were not permitted inside of Lee Chapel and would have to be checked at the door. I knew I was in a different world when I was in a place where people had to be reminded that guns do not belong in a church.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Surprised it's not "Lee and Washington," quite frankly.
"If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Now let's cut this turd loose!"
- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth
by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2011 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
That wouldn't be proper etiquette
and if there is one thing Southern “gentlemen” LOVE, it is proper etiquette.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
LADIES (And PackerHawk), CHECK OUT THESE HOT, TALL COLLEGE QUARTERBACKS:
"As long as he behaves himself in this town, I ain't got no, ah...jurisdiction." - Link Appleyard, NCAA Compliance Officer
What the hell is a brown bagger?
Or do I want to know?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 27, 2011 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
have to put a bag over their head to be able to fuck em
universal term, not a gay one. Though now I’m thinking of what would be a fun gay-themed definition
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 27, 2011 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
I once knew a girl named six-pack for the same reason.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 27, 2011 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Beer goggles
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Jan 27, 2011 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
I'd need a six-pack just to get the urge to plow her...
biblically speaking, of course.
Pretty enough. But man was she stupid.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 27, 2011 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
Oh. I thought you meant she HAD a six-pack.
I had no idea why you’d need to put a bag over her head.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 27, 2011 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
Bag 'cause he or she is ugly
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 27, 2011 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
Beauty is only a light switch away.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Jan 28, 2011 10:13 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That has to be the largest shadow ever cast by a human nose.
Thanks awfully for sharing.
by AZHawk on Jan 27, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I went back and checked the photo
holy crap! +1 for noticing nose shadows that are extremely large.
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
That towel seems awfully small.
My porn name is HogOfHawkness
by HeartOfHawkness on Jan 28, 2011 12:08 AM CST up reply actions
Looking at your sig...
My porn name is Christina Chesterfield, which is also the pen name under which I translate Japanese gay erotica. And I just now realized I never mentioned I also do that.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
I'm fluent in japanese, wanted to be a translator, signed with an agency...
…and my first project was gay sex novels. Couldn’t say no because I had to get my foot in the door of the publishing industry. I decided to use a pen name since some of the books were so XXX. Then after a while I got some legit literature contracts, and now I translate comic books pretty much exclusively (under my real name).
But if you look up Christina Chesterfield (or as I like to call her XXXtina) on Amazon you’ll see some of them. They’re terrible, worse than Harlequins. But they paid the bills, yo. I have more that arent listed cuz I’m too lazy to update my catalog… I think i’ve done 10 gay novels now?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 10:58 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Holy shit
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 28, 2011 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
Immoral Darkness.
Huh. Interesting.
"As long as he behaves himself in this town, I ain't got no, ah...jurisdiction." - Link Appleyard, NCAA Compliance Officer
by ReadingRambler on Jan 28, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
You are such a badass.
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
How the Hell is this not rec'd?
Ridiculous.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2011 2:55 AM CST up reply actions
By the time she posted this
The thread had jumped man a shark and it was accepted as normal in context
God, you really have a one-track mind.
by The Final Gun on Jan 29, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
Although I’m old-fashioned and only have sex when in a committed, monogamous relationship. Not old-fashioned enough to save myself for marriage though.
Ummmm...I know a bit about women, but I didn't know all women had porn names?!
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Mine's an old rugby name -- that just kind of stuck.
The saying was “No names…” It’s better that no one know your real name.
Sounds like some of the guys I hung out with in college...
Major rule of the house was absolutely no names. Then it becomes personal.
No names and no eye-contact
Wait, those are my rules for children
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
I have the same rule with all three of the girls in the townhouse next to me
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Well you could have one too
It’s either a porn name or your name if you should ever pose in Playboy—your dog/pet’s name and the street you grew up on (or some other street that works in case it’s ‘10th St’ or something).
by HawkgirlSTL on Jan 28, 2011 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, "Ed A Avenue" is pretty lame.
"If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Now let's cut this turd loose!"
- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth
by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2011 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, my last name would be "Anne".
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2011 2:57 AM CST up reply actions
Eddie A has a certain charm to it.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 29, 2011 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
Either Wolverine Marquette or Buddy Elmwood
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
My dog's name was Woody,
I am so lucky!
by clay-born to party on Jan 28, 2011 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
The official formula is middle name + city you were born in.
I’ve also heard name of first pet plus name of road yo grew up on, which means I would be Babe Hopewell.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
Whoa, I have never hear the middle name + city you were born in
Mine would not be good. Allison Des Moines. I prefer Lana Westwood. Plus you can’t really go wrong with ‘wood’ in a porn name.
by HawkgirlSTL on Jan 28, 2011 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
Robert Dogwood
BOOM
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 28, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
Wilson Spencer.
Sounds like the star of some really filthy British scat porn.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hmmm...
Michael Cedar Rapids.
Nope. Still lame.
"If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Now let's cut this turd loose!"
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by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2011 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
I like the second one
Brody Randall
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 28, 2011 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
That makes me "Porter Heidelberg"
I guess I would have to exclusively do British porn.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Most boring of all the porns
And I would have figured German
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Whatever
I’m not doing shit-porn. A guy’s got to have his limits.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Allegedly John Mayer is really into it
And had Jessica Simpson involved in it.
Gossip/d
I'll buy that
As long as it doesn’t involve the Iowa football team, I’m totally into spreading/making up gossip about random celebrities. And Jessica Simpson is so desparate for ANYONE to love her, that I can see her be into some really weird stuff.
Did you know that Rob Schneider hires an illegal Mexican immigrant just to strangle him in the shower?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I still can't get over how Ray J peed on Kim Kardashian.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
So THAT'S how she became "famous"
and unleashed the Kardashians on us all?! Fucking Ray J.
as in damn, you, Ray J
I think the fucking part was obvious
I always went with
street you grew up on followed by first car
Zola Cavalier at your service.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jan 28, 2011 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
OH MAN
Randall Grand Am. Win.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 28, 2011 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
A Avenue Taurus.
Ugh.
"If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Now let's cut this turd loose!"
- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth
by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2011 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
This is mine if it was street you lived on now and car you drive now.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 28, 2011 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
Hopewell Saturn.
Christina Chesterfield is way better.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
40th Alliance
Ugh. Numbered street and a Renault: a combination made in porn hell.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Westwood Corsica
That sounds kind of exotic.
by HawkgirlSTL on Jan 28, 2011 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
5th Beretta
I like it…
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Jan 28, 2011 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
Brook Honda.
Ugh.
"As long as he behaves himself in this town, I ain't got no, ah...jurisdiction." - Link Appleyard, NCAA Compliance Officer
by ReadingRambler on Jan 28, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
I'm willing to trade my name to a female.
I mean, that’s not bad, but for my gender being incorrect.
"As long as he behaves himself in this town, I ain't got no, ah...jurisdiction." - Link Appleyard, NCAA Compliance Officer
by ReadingRambler on Jan 28, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe you could replace the second o with a c and call it a typographical error on the street name.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
My grandma’s name is probably Park Oldsmobile.
"As long as he behaves himself in this town, I ain't got no, ah...jurisdiction." - Link Appleyard, NCAA Compliance Officer
by ReadingRambler on Jan 28, 2011 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
Not Park Model T?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
Locust 6000?
I guess I need to join OutKast.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Jan 28, 2011 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
Hahahaha...love it.
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
Logan Alliance
Does it still count if you only owned your first car for less than a month and didn’t even make a payment on it?
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by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 28, 2011 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah. An Alliance Convertible.
Maroon with a tan top and tan interior.
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by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 28, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
My Star Trek name is also kinda funny. Formula is first syllables of your first + last name, then first syllables of your mother's maiden name + city you were born in.
DoAn MoChest. (using my maiden name)
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
Hmmm...
ToddVan Welshcedarrapids.
Fuck. Still lame.
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- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth
by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
No, yours would be...
VanTodd WelshCed.
I wrote the formula wrong.
1st syll last name+ 1st syll first name; 1st syll mother’s maiden name + 1st syll city you were born in.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
If we keep going with these
there will probably be enough information for someone to start stealing identities.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Oh, here's one: your gmail account + password.
Also could you wire some money to me? I’m in Nigeria right now.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The funny thing is
I actually know a Nigerian prince. The term “prince” is pretty widespread over there, pretty much any tribe/clan’s chieftan’s son is a “prince”
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I know a princess, she is really hot
Gotta love DC
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
What kind of princess
there are so many more. European. African. Jewish American.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I figured. I laughed in an outward manner "LIAOW'd"
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Lemme see...
Andkau Kelmorrison.
The first part scares me.
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
Boots Whitefox... are you a furry?!
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
On the contrary
My hair is light and sparse and what hair I should have on my head I shave off, a la TMFS
You may call me Don Diddles.
Uhhh... do you know what "furry" is in fetishism?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
I posted this in a thread a few months ago
but my friend lives next door to a furry couple in a Chicago suburb. They have furry parties even. One night they happened to look out the window and wondered why the hell all these mascots were walking into the house next door.
HAHAHAHA
Furries are so fucking weird.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
I thought they were a myth
like most of the other stuff on Urban Dictionary
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 28, 2011 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Obviously you've never been to AnimeIowa.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Definitely not a myth
Google it some time. It will blow your mind
Actually I didn't
until I looked on urban dictionary. The answer is no by the way. I really need to brush up on my fetish terms.
You may call me Don Diddles.
This is the only sports blog that I know of
where something like
I really need to brush up on my fetish terms.
is completely acceptable, nay encouraged, due to the content of said blog
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Jan 28, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
What about drag names?
First pet + mother’s maiden name.
I’m Skipper Blaesing, or Skipper Blazing if you prefer.
Barney Clark
’Course I am a girl, so that does seem like a drag king name, albeit a totally boring, IRS-working drag queen.
Angel Clay
I’m really not sure what to make of that one
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Jan 28, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Not following the rules, but...
I always thought that “Rita Book” would be a fun(ny) drag persona.
Related side note, one of my roommates is 1st cousins with Pandora Boxx from Drag Race.
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
I frigging LOVE that show...
Any guy that can be a prettier woman without lady part than I can with my lady lumps, I give major props to.
Fuckin' McShay
“Locker is the elite of the Senior Bowl QB’s” Yep. Because overrated Pac 10 QBs work out so well. Is that why the most successful Pac 10 QB at the moment NEVER started in college?
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 27, 2011 2:26 PM CST reply actions
LIterally JUST remembered Aaron Rogers.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 27, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
I dunno
he reminds me of a kid I went to HS with that stunk like ass. I can’t get past that.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 27, 2011 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
I bet DJK smells fantastic.
I think he takes verrrry good care of himself. Besides all that pesky drug shit.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 27, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
He probably had to make himself smell really nice
to cover everything.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 27, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
I would imagine he would too
He loves Gucci, and Louis Vuitton and shopping in general. Expensive taste.
Dunno why, but he strike me as a Burberry type.
Smells SO good on the right guy.
Sort of related side note, I’m totally digging Yves St. Laurant’s Nuit de L’Homme. So good.
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
Hmm, I'll have to check those out
I’m sort of old school in that I love Eternity (or Very Sexy for Him from Victoria’s Secret—if they still make that, it smells almost the same as Eternity). Seriously, I smell Eternity on a guy and my clothes go poof. It’s intoxicating.
I think they still make it,
Very Sexy For Him, that is. I LOVE it, BTW.
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
There's a Yankee Candle scent
That smells like that. Midnight something. I used to have a car freshener in that scent in college, and everytime someone went in my car they wondered who I just had in there because it smelled like a boy.
Hahaha...were we BFFs?
My girlfriends in undergrad and I called it “The Man Candle”.
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 5:06 PM CST up reply actions
Bleu de Chanel
It’s what I wear. It’s awesome.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
His eyes are a beautiful blue...
but they’re always SO SUNKEN IN! The brooding look can be hot but it has its limits.
Drew Brees on the other hand….lawdy.
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
Brees only hot from one side, imo.
I don’t think Rodgers’ eyes are so sunken in, but I have a very prominent brow and somewhat deep set eyes, so I might be more tolerant of that trait.
by PackerHawk on Jan 27, 2011 9:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Scars are way hot.
My boo had a melanoma removed from his forehead this winter and was feeling pretty self-conscious about the scar it left behind. I told him that I think it makes him look badass.
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
Thought that was a birthmark, not a scar
by PackerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 6:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, he had either a mole or birthmark removed, can't remember which, and it left that scar.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 8:41 AM CST up reply actions
I think it was a birthmark
Reminds me of the NFC Championship last year. I’m friends with a few Vikes fans and everytime they showed Brees without his helmet, they would say, “Hey Drew, you have shit on your….oh wait. Never mind.” And then the Vikings lost and I laughed.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 28, 2011 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
"And then the Vikings lost and I laughed"
The ending of every Vikings season, no matter how good they are.
by PackerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 2:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I feel like a new kid at school
who sat down at the wrong lunch table.
Not hating, though. Just a fish out of water.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 27, 2011 3:21 PM CST reply actions
You just described every trip I've ever made to the Fieldhouse.
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
Bar or gym?
I guess both might apply
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 27, 2011 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
The bar.
I’m a gay guy…c’mon. The gym is like church to us.
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
I want to slit my wrists when thinking about going to church
But your point remains the same. I guess I was just thinking the Fieldhouse gym is not really a weights-type gym, it’s more a basketball gym.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 27, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
Ha...shows what I know.
I never set foot into the Fieldhouse gym. I stuck to IC fitness until they started charging ass-rape fees to workout there.
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
When did it become a bathhouse?
by PackerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 1:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The Loft used to be the busiest weight room on campus
The Rec Building had the most equipment and free weights though. The Fieldhouse was just the everything facility.
by PackerHawk on Jan 27, 2011 9:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I was partially kidding
Plus, making blanket statements is always fun.
I actually hate going to the gym (other than the fact that mine is super gay and full of hotties) but my genetics make it an absolute necessity if I don’t want to end up looking like Sally Struthers.
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
Super gay? Like, with super powers and stuff?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 27, 2011 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
you know it.
You know how in musicals when everybody starts breaking into song and dance spontaneously and they all know the words/steps? Yeah, that’s no accident. It’s ingrained into our DNA. It’s just science.
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 11:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well, you can't argue with science.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 27, 2011 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
Something I've always wondered about
and figured this is the place to ask: gay guys in the locker room, how do you not stare and ogle? Seriously, I don’t understand it. There are more than a couple gay guys who work out at my gym (I live in Richmond, VA so it ain’t exactly San Fran here) and it never occurs to me at the time, but then I realize they could be eye-fucking the hell out of me while I change. Well, ok, maybe not me, but others in the locker room. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not judging and certianly don’t blame them if they do (hell, I can only imagine what I’d be like if I were let loose in the women’s locker room), I’ve just always wondered how you can keep it under control in what is almost a one-stop shop.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Hmmmm
I don’t really think about it too much. I mean, if a guy is hot…a guy is hot. To say that I wouldn’t catch a peak would be a lie. It helps to be in a gym that is predominantly gay, where “cruising” is to be expected so you don’t have to feel bad about stealing a glance. However, I hate working out (cardio…I’ve always enjoyed weight lifting) so I treat the place almost like I’m at work.
That said, why is it that some/most straight guys get weirded out if a gay guy check them out? I just don’t get it. If a straight girl checks me out, I am absolutely thrilled. It means I’m probably doing something right!
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not weirded out
I really don’t think about it at all. I was just wondering how you all (gross generalizations are fun!) don’t treat the locker room as some sort of live-action nudie mag and stare. Because, again, I know I have no self-control and would if given the equivalent opportunity.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Well I suppose I know some gay men that do treat it that way...
But for most of us, the “funtimes staring at naked boys” to “getting my ass kicked in the gym alley outside” ratio isn’t nearly good enough to pull anything more than a passing glance.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
I guess there is that factor
and I definitely see a number of Richmonders being of the type that would get overly angry. But I have to give you credit for controlling what seems to me to be an involuntary reaction. I mean, if a naked lady walks in/by I’m going to look, I couldn’t stop myself even if I tried.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That reminds me of previews for Hall Pass
Where Owen Wilson checks out a girl and his wife is like “Did you really just check her out?” Owen Wilson-“…..Do you think she noticed?” Then again, that’s why I’m glad I’m single. But I know this had nothing to do with your post.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 28, 2011 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
This and then some
Stealing glances is much safer
by PackerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 1:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'll try an analogy. Let's see if it works.
The kid on my street that had candy easily accessible in his house all day wasn’t too interested in it as a regular occurence. Since he always had the availability, it was there if he was interested, but he kind of tuned it out if he wasn’t interested. Me, I went crazy and gorged myself every time I went to his house. Same kind of breakdown I’d expect if I was let loose in a women’s locker room.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 28, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
Here's where your analogy breaks down
For many of us, it’s not obvious that we’re gay. Just another guy with a towel wrapped around his waist. You in a women’s locker room, a tad more obvious.
Also, I suspect that you might get beaten up if you were let loose to ogle in a women’s locker room. Which is what we fear for ogling too obviously in a men’s locker room.
By the way...
It’s good to know that there’s family on BHGP. I’ve always assumed I was the only one.
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 12:57 AM CST up reply actions
Friends of Dorothy
are Friends of the Pants too. You have plenty of Allies here.
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- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth
by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2011 6:07 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Word
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Jan 28, 2011 7:34 AM CST up reply actions
Oh I know that for sure
Everybody here has made me feel more than welcome and had my back on more than one occasion. I had been lurking here for 6 months or so before I decided to start posting a little over a year ago (still mostly lurk when it comes to hardcore football talk because I know my place…some of you guys/gals are incredibly smart. It’s better just to listen). I was impressed with the disclaimer before the open threads and I remember sending Jacboi a sort of thank you for recognizing us silly homogays in it. Things associated with sports aren’t always very accommodating. BHGP is refreshing.
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
We're glad you're here.
"If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Now let's cut this turd loose!"
- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth
by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2011 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
second'd
This place should be for anybody that loves the Hawkeyes. I think we are generally well-informed fans that refrain from rumor-mongering and are tolerant of others and their chosen lifestyle/opinions.
You may call me Don Diddles.
When we originally conceived the site we intentionally made it open
to everyone and everything. There are so many misogynistic and homophobic sites that it’s sickening.
I’m glad you feel welcome.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
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by jebushchrist on Jan 28, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
I assumed that too until you mentioned your BF using your id to get into the student section
And Catnuts lives in WeHo, so he’s honorary family or something like that.
by PackerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 6:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I am going to print this thread and show it to all of the people who tell me that Iowa/Iowans are backwooods
People just assume farmers and small thinking. This shit is great.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Well I was raised a farmer
and thinking makes my head hurt. Maybe they’re on to something…
;)
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
what has Locker ever accomplished? ever?
seriously, ever. hes a good kid but he is sooooo gonna be a bust.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 27, 2011 3:32 PM CST reply actions
It's on Saturday on the NFL Network
3pm CST
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by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 27, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Welcome
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 27, 2011 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone with DirecTV gets it.
My DVR is already set.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 27, 2011 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
I live in a heavily wooded subdivision at th bottom of a hill. I can't get satellite.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 27, 2011 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
East side of CR I'm guessing?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 27, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
NE side. And I have a baby so no bar for me.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 27, 2011 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, there's alot of the NE side that's wooded towards Edgewood.
Thankfully for me I’m closer to downtown so no satellite blockage.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 27, 2011 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
NFL Network
If it’s in your area, ImOn with the digital package has NFL Network. I have the expanded package, am working toword upgrading,
FUCK. We switched back to mediacom from IMON because they had a better deal for HD channels.
Also all the outages we had w imon were making me rage because they’d always happen the night before i had a big deadline.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 9:06 AM CST up reply actions
This.
My ‘rents live on the NE side just off 380, and they are constantly having issues with Mediacom. It’s either pixelating or cutting out, and they just got new DVR’s and they cancel each other out even though they are in different rooms.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 28, 2011 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
on a slightly related topic
NFL Red Zone channel on football Sundays is fantastic during the season. The host, Scott Hanson, is very attractive as well. I wish he would actually call games though. He’s much better than some of the hacks calling games (cough, Chris Collinsworth, cough).
I know...
to the bar I go. I’m thankful that here in Ohio, I have another gf who is just as Stanzi enamored as well. Lucky bitch ran into him & his hottie dad at the movie theater over Christmas break.
Speaking of hottie dad-son combos
Trey Stross and dad. What are they putting in the water in Ohio?
by PackerHawk on Jan 27, 2011 9:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The females of BHGP are insane...
Kellen Moore is obviously the most attractive quarterback in college football.
He looks like Jaws from Bond
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by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2011 6:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not a QB, but this is the future of Hawkeye hottttt.
Wish there was a better pic of him, but I can’t find one.
The lovely Aussie punter Jonny Mullings.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 27, 2011 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
Did the googles
And I’m agreeing. All the photos are pretty small, but from what I see, I’m alright with that. Also, hearing that accent would be enough to send me over.
When you google him there's a vid on kcrg in which you can hear him and see him in action.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 8:42 AM CST up reply actions
I'll definitely check that out
Now that Ricky’s gone, I need another sweaty crush for the upcoming season.
I checked it out
Damn, what it is about accents that is so damn sexy?! It never fails either. Admittedly, it’s not ALL accents, but Australian, British, South African, Spanish, etc accents are sexy as hell.
by HawkgirlSTL on Jan 28, 2011 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
Totally agree
Even a southern drawl on the right guy
by PackerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 1:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Which Southern drawl?
If there’s one thing I’ve learned living in Virginia and dating girls from West Virginia, Tennessee, Georgia and Mississippi, it is that the Southern drawl is a many-headed and varied beast. All Aussies sound the same to me though (and yes, a girl with an Austrailian accent is as much a turn-on as I assume a guy is for the girls above, or you).
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Not the hillbilly appalachian one
Although that can work if he’s smoking hot. I really like the Nawlins one, and the mid-south urban (Lou-uh-vul, Nashvul) one.
by PackerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 1:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This.
Especially if he’s lean, muscular and in overalls. phew
Speaking of the Nawlins accent, that’s one of the big reasons I keep going back to Decadence. :)
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
I was going to go into a tirade about how some accents are not sexy at all
But though I might offend some people. Some Southern accents make the person sound stupid and hick-ish and un-educated. Then there are the more dignified version that aren’t bad at all.
Ugh, every time I see him on TV
I cringe and have to close my eyes until I hear they are no longer talking about him.
If the term
“Mongoloid” hadn’t been invented yet, someone would have come up with it just to describe Kellen Moore.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
God I love this website.
"If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Now let's cut this turd loose!"
- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth
100+ comments strong of Hot Or Not for Iowa Football players
Caring is creepy: Newer, bigger, stronger!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
This was seriously, seriously meant to be Ricky Stanzi central.
I didn’t foresee the thread to take this turn. BUT I STILL LOVE IT HAHA
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 27, 2011 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Okay, before I put my baby down for a nap there was 290 comments. Now there is over 400.
THIS IS AWESOME.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
It has kind of devolved
into a random, stream-of-consciousness-like discussion. Which is much more fun than working.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
i.e., a BHGP thread.
"If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Now let's cut this turd loose!"
- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth
by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2011 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
I think we're all just starved for some light-hearted commentary
instead of the depressing stuff going around these days
Agreed.
A week about one issue is more than enough for me.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 28, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
I went and did some work and there were 255, just got out of a pointless meeting and there's over 500.
This has been one of the most interesting threads I have ever seen on the internet. You have ogling of football players, discussions of draft outlooks, gay locker room ettiquette, universal love of boobies, the merits of ferocious otters….oh look, SHINY OBJECT!
So is this how we're going to spend our off-season?
Instead of making fake political ads for the Stanzi/Lehman ticket, we’re going to sit here and rate our hottest Hawkeyes?
Really guys? Just when I think you all can’t get and dumber, you go and do something like this, and completely redeem yourselves.
I would also like to say that while certainly many more handsome gentlemen will dawn a Hawkeye uniform, none, absolutely none, will be as beautifully stunning as the Flyin’ Hawaiian, Tony Teriyaki, TONY MO.
What a beautiful man.
I guess we now know what makes our President's heart go pitter patter now.
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 12:43 AM CST up reply actions
Thick levels of throbbing bureaucracy?
"If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Now let's cut this turd loose!"
- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth
by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2011 6:09 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Moeaki is absolutely gorgeous.
His smile makes me melt.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 1:15 AM CST up reply actions
Just look at him... he's so big and beefy.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
And there's this claim about him being a "tight end".
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2011 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
Not my type physically...
…but watching him pull off miraculous, high-flying catches for the Chiefs negates that. Mega hot.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 1:32 AM CST up reply actions
Not to venture too close to politics
But the mormon thing is simultaneously a turn off and a turn on.
by PackerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 6:33 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Didn't realize we had such an attractive team underneath all those pads...
I was a Ricky-lover, but now I’m jumping on the WHOLE wagon!
Mmm, yes please
Tony Mo is totally hot. Totally my type too. He’s the strong, quite kind. I like it.
Wegher is also super hot, but we all know how that ended...
Look at those arms.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 9:10 AM CST reply actions
totally hot.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
He ended up getting the middle one's sister pregnant?
I keed, I keed.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
IS THAT TRUE OR NOT GODDAMNIT
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
WHERE'S THE BRYCE SIGNAL?
Cyclone Fanatic: The pain of herpes without the lesions.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 28, 2011 12:33 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
That made me spit soda all over my monitor.
thanks.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Deliciously timely and appropriate
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 28, 2011 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
He was just all around hot
Loved his legs
by PackerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 1:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh yes.
Although he was kind of a dick after the 2000 Michigan State game , albeit he kind of deserved to be.
by HawkgirlSTL on Jan 28, 2011 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Those dirty thoughts had absolutely nothing to do with his personality
Ran into him at Food Service once — can’t scream douchebag loud enough?
It's true
It’s always disappointing when you meet someone and when they open their mouth their hotness goes down dramatically.
by HawkgirlSTL on Jan 28, 2011 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
I just have to say
Your avatar is fucking incredible. Fantastic work.
"If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Now let's cut this turd loose!"
- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth
by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2011 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Thanks -- I like me some photoshop...
I want to put my signature as “My hawk itches” or “Doctor, while you are in there, can you pierce my hawk” , but hawk sounds so very close to cock and don’t know if anyone would get the smurfy SNL reference.
I've been meaning to talk to you about that Brick...
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Jan 28, 2011 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
You might wanna lay low for a little bit...
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
Great, now I MUST watch Anchorman this weekend
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Since this is a busy thread
I want to ask. I just went to CF to do my daily trolling and someone reported we were maybe getting Pro Combat and someone said they look cool. Now it is CF so I wouldn’t be surprised if they were just talking about some concept art someone put up as an idea. But has anyone heard/seen anything relevant? They said Mas Casa mentioned it.
Cyclone Fanatic: The pain of herpes without the lesions.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 28, 2011 12:10 PM CST reply actions
Yep. It's on the Twitters.
Mas Casa, DiNico Law, Torrey Campbell… They’re all tweeting about it.
"If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Now let's cut this turd loose!"
- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth
by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
Sweet
I went to Mas Casa’s twitter and couldn’t decipher anything since I’m not Twitter-literate. They better be fucking sweet or Winged throw backs. Those are my two requirements.
Cyclone Fanatic: The pain of herpes without the lesions.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 28, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
Pro Combat
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa will NOT be getting Pro Combat uniforms.
Per the Tweet linked by Energizer.
by The Mexican't on Jan 28, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
That's too bad
But based on some of the horrendous failures, I’m not too crushed. Flat Black helmets woulda been sweet though.
Cyclone Fanatic: The pain of herpes without the lesions.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 28, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
I would love to see the matte black helmets.
Oregon’s yellow/black combo is my favorite of their batch and the matte black helmet is incredible.
by The Mexican't on Jan 28, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks, buddy. I knew I forgot to summarize the tweet.
I was so excited to finally figure out how to link specific tweets.
Although, I’m not certain if they meant that the choices are done in June for the upcoming season or if they were made LAST June?
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
Well, this thread is definitely more worthwhile than the Pro Bowl.
"As long as he behaves himself in this town, I ain't got no, ah...jurisdiction." - Link Appleyard, NCAA Compliance Officer
by ReadingRambler on Jan 28, 2011 12:55 PM CST reply actions
Pro Bowl? What's that?
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
They still play the game?
I thought it was just a free vacation for the players and their families…
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Jan 28, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
It's an argument in favor of the bowl systems
right?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
This thread has everything!
It has great inclusion of all our members, talk of boobs, photoshop awesome, pornstar names, boob talk, geographic demographic dissection, topical football analysis.
Oh, and boobs.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Yes, I rec'd the post just for that reason.
It’s almost better than a live thread.
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Another productive Friday for HoyaGoon
and I get to leave early today. It’s win-win.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Had One class at 11.
Cyclone Fanatic: The pain of herpes without the lesions.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 28, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
Comment like this one make me loathe PM shifts...
…as if I didn’t have enough reason already.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
Try having Wed-Thurs as your nights off
And then kicking off your work week with a 1800-0600 Friday night shift. FML
by PackerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 1:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Holy shit man...
I guess I shouldn’t complain. I’m generally M-F 1500-2330. Every once in a while I have to pull a Friday evening and then a 0700-1530 the next morning. Balls. Guess that’s what I get for working at a hospital.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2011 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
Been there, Done that.
Those definetly suck.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 28, 2011 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
Typical straight man
There were like 3 boobs comments but your synopsis is 1/3rd titties.
by PackerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 1:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ahh, it's an inverse relationship.
If there were 10 boob comments, then the synopsis would have been 1/10th titties, right?
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
There was a discussion of things other than boobs?
Hmm, must not have noticed.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Of course there was.
Porn names
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 28, 2011 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
I guess I should have named this thread ALL TITTIES ALL THE TIME.
But I think I might have been banned.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
Banned? No. But it definitely would have been retitled.
Although it probably would have gotten us a shit-ton of pageviews.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
But would it have been retittied?
I’m sorry.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I fell out of my couch again. Damn, skippy.
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
How much of this thread has actually been devoted to Stanzi?
I did a cursory check, and found 11 posts that had to do with Mr. Ricky Stanzi. Out of 425+ comments, that is 2.6% and decreasing every time someone posts a non-Stanzi related comment. Awesome job.
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
Well, that's definitely American of him
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 28, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
Hippies with titties ...
Stanzi encounters an internal dichotomy.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 28, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
Who?
"If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Now let's cut this turd loose!"
- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth
by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2011 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
Back on topic...
Locker will be the starting QB for the N Squad tomorrow, and Stanzi will be the backup QB.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 3:44 PM CST reply actions
LONG LIVE ERIC DECKER.
That is all.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
twitter.com/dmbmeg
Are fan posts eligible for Marchifornication?
I forsee a final four showdown between this and Pelican Whore
If that's the case
It would almost have to qualify stanzi’s ex for Poster of the Year.
Cyclone Fanatic: The pain of herpes without the lesions.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 28, 2011 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure she came up with the picture of Pelican Whore too...
I think it’s a slam-dunk.
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 6:47 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly my point.
Cyclone Fanatic: The pain of herpes without the lesions.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 28, 2011 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
No matter what all has happened, I still love me some DJK.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 5:13 PM CST reply actions
Absolutely
Especially all dressed in his finery, which includes the Hawkeye uniform. Damn shame they won’t let him wear the Tigerhawk helmet at the Texas vs. the Nation game.
DJK or AY?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 28, 2011 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
Mr. J-K.
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
I did, and I told him the pic was too blurry and I needed one in high res.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
HA, too bad you can't do the same with Mr. Stanzi!
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
He probably thinks people on Twitter are going nowhere.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 28, 2011 9:08 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Probably so.
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 28, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Hmmm...
Well, I did used to have long hair, so… correlation?
Probably.
"If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Now let's cut this turd loose!"
- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth
by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
He used to have long hair too
So I’m sure he’d say that long hair does not necessarily a hippie make.
Yeeeeah...
But was (haha, “was”) a pretty big hippie. A metalhead hippie, but a hippie none the less.
"If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Now let's cut this turd loose!"
- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth
by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2011 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
Metalhead hippie?
Does not compute. I was a raver hippie myself. But if it wasn’t techno it was folk in my CD player back then.
how often did you go to The Peaceful Fool during the semester?
15? 25?
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
twitter.com/dmbmeg
Zero,
because I did not get learned up over’t the college in Iowa City, but somewheres else.
"If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Now let's cut this turd loose!"
- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth
by Bucketochicken on Jan 29, 2011 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
DJK's new avatar on twitter:
I’M GONNA MAKE LOVE TO YA WOMAN GONNA LAY YA DOWN BY THE FIAH
AND CARESS YOUR WOMANLY BODAY MAKE YA MOAN AND PERSPIAHHH
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 29, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
I hate having a zillion pillows on the bed. What is up with that? 4 pillows is more than enough.
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 29, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
your penis is showing
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 29, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
What?
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 29, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
That's a very "male" point of view
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 29, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
Ah, as opposed to the female point of view which would be those glisten-ey pecs and uhmmm.. biceps, and stuff right?
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 29, 2011 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
Now my turn
What?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 29, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not a woman, so I have no fucking clue what their point of view might be on that picture.
The above comment was my assumption of what the female point of view on the picture might be.
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 29, 2011 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah. Too many pillows.
I’m going to bed or making babies, not bunkering in against a mortar attack.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 29, 2011 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, unless I'm pregnant all i'm gonna do is throw all those pillows on the floor.
But if I am pregnant, I will use them in many ways. With DJK. And that body. God he is fucking delicious.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 30, 2011 12:06 AM CST up reply actions
I do not think that word means what you think it means
point of view
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 30, 2011 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
Perhaps viewpoint would be better?
Unless you’ve got a better suggestion?
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 30, 2011 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
I believe
That you’re thinking “point of view” means the same as “point of interest”, but while the literal translations may be similar they do not mean even close to the same thing. English is funny that way with some phrases, like the phrase “look out” which means the exact opposite: duck, cover, and shield your eyes.
“point of view” is probably best described as “a mental position from which things are viewed”. Like the phrase: We should consider this topic from the point of view of the Russians. You put yourselves in another’s shoes and see the world as they would. You’re using it more like “point of interest”, where you’re thinking what might draw the attention of somebody else.
/do not intend to be condescending, but realize it can read that way and too lazy to go back and change.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 30, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, my point of view on the picture was on the pillows, as I had no interest in the half naked dude.
I assume the state of the female point of view might be influenced by the previously stated half-naked dude. But yes, English sucks. I could sign what I’m trying to say more simply with American Sign Language, and I suspect that another language might be better at conveying my thoughts better. Mea culpa!
By the way, thanks for the input. It is good to know how people are perceiving what one types. I had intended “point of view” to mean “the perspective from which, one would assess this scene,” which is very close to your description.
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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 30, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
I have two pillows, one for my head and one for a body pillow.
And I don’t think I’ve made my bed this millenium.
No, he's not very Choco.
I sleep with this:
Cuz I like to hold onto something when I sleep.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Jan 31, 2011 9:03 AM CST up reply actions
You lead an interesting life
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2011 9:12 AM CST up reply actions
Besides your hubby's weiner
after the Insight Bowl, of course.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 31, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
I know who chococat is
I went through a Hello Kitty phase (not my finest hour). I’m sure chococat is glad your hubby is home so you won’t hump him while you hold him tonight.
Wait, wait, wait!
Hello Kitty has a character named Chococat?
If that’s true, that seems kind of racist, unless the cat was a chocolate aficionado.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 1, 2011 12:48 AM CST up reply actions
There are four pillows and two cats and one wife in my bed most nights when I finally make it there.
Three of those things are unceremoniously pushed onto the floor. I’ll leave the details to your imagination.
by The Final Gun on Jan 31, 2011 1:31 AM CST up reply actions
I'm hoping it's two pillows and whichever cat isn't in your avatar
Because that cat is awesome for putting up with wearing what may be the only acceptable pet apparel I’ve ever seen.
Random picture on the Internet, but one of my cats looks just like that.
He’s my preferred cat. The other is sort of an auxiliary pet.
I should probably go do the bed thing.
by The Final Gun on Jan 31, 2011 1:52 AM CST up reply actions
Chocolate Salty Balls also would be appropriate
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 30, 2011 6:33 PM CST up reply actions
Ugh! That's why I must be so bad at this Sports Information job I took.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2011 12:10 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
This thread is truly incredible.
I feel honored to be in its presence.
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
Now I'm disappointed I missed this over the weekend...
How did this not get bumped? Nevertheless, it’s a great way to start my week. Thanks guys (and girls)!
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Jan 31, 2011 9:54 AM CST reply actions
Wow. So much information, so little time.
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