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BLACK HEART GOLD PODCAST 50, PART ONE: WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

 

 

We did it.  We got to 50 podcasts.  And, in celebration of this wonderful and glorious event, we've brought back a bunch of our usual guests for a massive two-part podcast.  In part one, OTE makes proclamations.  Maize n Brew Dave credits us for his site's resurrection.  And, in between those, Chris from Slow States plays golf with little people.

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BHGPodcast 50a

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The song. The glorious, beautiful theme song.

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A T-bone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch's grape.
@scrappled
Slow States - Football, music, craft beer, and podcasts with an industrial slant.

by Run Up The Score on Jan 25, 2011 10:08 AM CST reply actions  

If any of you guys are interested

the reamer club has “free ride Fridays”.

by Lycurgus on Jan 25, 2011 10:32 AM CST reply actions  

It sounds like an activity

during which you would be hearing a lot of German accents.

by Lycurgus on Jan 25, 2011 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Best. Intro Song. Ever.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 25, 2011 10:39 AM CST reply actions  

I had tears in my eyes holding back my laughter at work...

Add in the little people golf and this was the best podcast ever IMHO

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Jan 25, 2011 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

So what happens if you hit the litttle guy with the hard hat?

That would have to merit some kind of prize.

I didn't order assholes with my whiskey

by White Lightning on Jan 25, 2011 11:08 AM CST reply actions  

You win your money back

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Jan 25, 2011 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Double, actually. But there's a lawsuit.

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A T-bone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch's grape.
@scrappled
Slow States - Football, music, craft beer, and podcasts with an industrial slant.

by Run Up The Score on Jan 25, 2011 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Double, actually. But there's a lawsuit.

--
A T-bone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch's grape.
@scrappled
Slow States - Football, music, craft beer, and podcasts with an industrial slant.

by Run Up The Score on Jan 25, 2011 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Believe me, I tried.

And I misspoke a little. He’s not directly in the circle, he’s more off to the side. I’m trying to upload the picture of the guy, but my work computer isn’t letting me. But here’s a link to their old site, the pictures scroll through in a slideshow:

http://www.padutchlpa.org/

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A T-bone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch's grape.
@scrappled
Slow States - Football, music, craft beer, and podcasts with an industrial slant.

by Run Up The Score on Jan 25, 2011 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was tremendous.

Topped only by the discussion of little people golf.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 25, 2011 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Jacobi's reactions are priceless throughout that conversation.

Gasping like a six year old kid on Christmas morning.

Oh, and the LPA has a new website for the tournament, apparently. Featuring this guy:

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A T-bone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch's grape.
@scrappled
Slow States - Football, music, craft beer, and podcasts with an industrial slant.

by Run Up The Score on Jan 25, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I've got work to do.

I’ll get it done fast, because if the rest of the podcast is as good as the theme song, well…

"As long as he behaves himself in this town, I ain't got no, ah...jurisdiction." - Link Appleyard, NCAA Compliance Officer

by ReadingRambler on Jan 25, 2011 11:35 AM CST reply actions  

I refuse to recognize that douchey Hazleton punter RUTS as "Chris".

Stop using your real names, people!

"As long as he behaves himself in this town, I ain't got no, ah...jurisdiction." - Link Appleyard, NCAA Compliance Officer

by ReadingRambler on Jan 25, 2011 11:39 AM CST reply actions  

Someday I'm going to dig up the Wilkes-Barre Times Leader picture...

…of myself and future six-time Heisman winner Ron Powlus on the same conference all-star team.

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A T-bone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch's grape.
@scrappled
Slow States - Football, music, craft beer, and podcasts with an industrial slant.

by Run Up The Score on Jan 25, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

BERWICK SUCKS

Not as much as Bishop McDevitt or, spit, Delone Catholic, but still!

"As long as he behaves himself in this town, I ain't got no, ah...jurisdiction." - Link Appleyard, NCAA Compliance Officer

by ReadingRambler on Jan 25, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

There's going to be a HOCKEYBEAR mention during these podcasts, yes?

"As long as he behaves himself in this town, I ain't got no, ah...jurisdiction." - Link Appleyard, NCAA Compliance Officer

by ReadingRambler on Jan 25, 2011 11:41 AM CST reply actions  

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, glorious.

And, to my knowledge, I’m still employed despite listening at work.
Bravo, chaps, bravo.


"If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Now let's cut this turd loose!"
- Richard Nixon's Head, President of Earth

by Bucketochicken on Jan 25, 2011 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

Shouldn't you guys have done

We Will Rock You as the Part 1 since We Are the Champions was the B side?

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Jan 25, 2011 2:47 PM CST reply actions  

We Will Rock You kinda sucks, though.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 25, 2011 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

True

Just made sense to me since this looks like its going to be a 2 part podcast. And yes, Freddie Mercury was rolling in his grave today

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Jan 25, 2011 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

It's only two parts because my part was so awesome it couldn't be contained in one mere podcast.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 25, 2011 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Rolling in his grave might not be the correct term.

Tumbling about fabulously seems about right.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jan 26, 2011 10:06 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

I worry about you Patrick

mainly that you’ll pull a vocal cord on one of these podcasts. Awesome work as always

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jan 25, 2011 5:14 PM CST reply actions  

Patrick Vint, you are a lyrical poet

I thought the song was over, like, 3 times… but it kept going…. and going… and going…

Awesome.

You Like Twitter? Me too! Awesome Fun Time K Thanks Bye! @storminspank

by storminspank on Jan 25, 2011 5:36 PM CST reply actions  

Awe inspiring as always

when i grow up
i wanna be on the podcast
but what i really want the guy in the red suit to bring
next year
is the lyrics to the opening tuneage
my hearing is so bad
i only got bits and pieces
can we have the text version?

pretty please with sugar on top?

long live the pellican whore

I don't intend to upset folks with the way I write it just happens,,,

by OhioHawk on Jan 25, 2011 7:31 PM CST reply actions  

Freddie Mercury Zombie AIDS!

That made me laugh. SO. HARD.

So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?

by hkobb7 on Jan 25, 2011 9:13 PM CST reply actions  

The saddest thing about this site is that particular comment

was completely expected given the build-up. God, what is wrong with you people!?! What is wrong with me? Where is this discharge coming from?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jan 26, 2011 7:18 AM CST up reply actions  

I know.

I knew it was coming, and I just knew someone would say it, but I laughed anyway.

So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?

by hkobb7 on Jan 30, 2011 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Best intro ever!!!

One correction though: For the right price I bet you could hold a candle against Snooki!

by Grixxly on Jan 26, 2011 9:03 AM CST reply actions  

You raise the bar yet again

with that 3 minutes of glorified introduction. What’s next? The drum solo on Moby Dick?

by IDontUnderStanzi on Jan 26, 2011 10:08 AM CST reply actions  

Yes, please!

Led Zeppelin demands it!

So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?

by hkobb7 on Jan 30, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I may be a little late to the party...

But I created an account just to comment on how spectacular those first three minutes were. I’ve been lurking for months, but that required a standing ovation…
Well done, sir! Well done!

by Hawkette on Jan 26, 2011 6:45 PM CST reply actions  

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