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Possibly the greatest moment of my life

So this is a little late, but as my first ever post, I would like to share with you a very rare moment that will stay with me forever, a moment when supreme sexual content coincided with an incredible moment of Hawkeye glory...

I think I can reasonably say I was the only hawkeye fan to literally splooge during Micah Hyde's pick six.

Being disheartened by a botched hawkeye drive in the 4th quarter and facing an early morning of work the next day I headed to bed before the game ended. I figured I could glean any information about the remainder of the game from the claps or dissatisfied sighs from the rest of the dudes in the living room. Having not been alone with my girlfriend in quite some time we decided to fool around before sleepy time. After several minutes of fellatio I was about to yell 'shazam' (thats what i do when i jizz) when I heard a roar of cheers and clapping from the living room. Being equally confused, excited for the hawks, and excited for the blowies, the Kracken was released. The hawks won. And for a moment, I thought a room full of friends was cheering me on as I blasted my girlfriend.

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