Iowa State has a serious PR problem!

It's amazing hot much a little 't matters...

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Jan 12, 2011 3:46 PM CST reply actions

And A

Don’t forget the A!

by Grixxly on Jan 13, 2011 11:12 AM CST up reply actions

That copy editor is going to get fucking chewed out.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 12, 2011 3:59 PM CST reply actions

I would like nothing more

than to get this on Jay Leno.

by gchristeson on Jan 12, 2011 4:09 PM CST reply actions

College paper telling students to "generally" not sleep with anyone under 16

Scaring me in its creepiness

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 12, 2011 4:54 PM CST reply actions

It's for potential

spring breaks to Mississippi/Alabama. Down there 16 is just fine.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 13, 2011 9:57 AM CST up reply actions

Apparently 16 is fine in Iowa as well

Article said under 16 would be generally off limits in Iowa. Creepy as hell.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 13, 2011 1:41 PM CST up reply actions

I suppose that they were trying to account for the occasional 17-year-old, but maybe just let them work that out for themselves.

by The Final Gun on Jan 16, 2011 5:53 AM CST up reply actions

wow

also, i hope this spreads over the interwebs.

by rupertj on Jan 12, 2011 6:17 PM CST reply actions

It's important to impart this wisdom to our impressionable young adults

How else will they learn about the “”http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=6014558" target="new">she raped me" defense?

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Jan 12, 2011 8:41 PM CST reply actions

sigh

link fail.

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Jan 12, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions

Wow. How do you conduct a search for a girl to portray a passed out person while getting groped by Creepy-Man with a bad haircut.

Also, is it just me or does he look like he’s either never touched a girl, or more likely that he has his sneaky-grope technique down pat (but has never touched a conscious girl).

How did they find Creepy-Man? Did they see him and knew he was their guy? Could they not find Dr. Cuddlekins?

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 13, 2011 8:21 AM CST reply actions

"How did they find Creepy-Man?"

I was young and needed the money, leave me alone, ok!!!!!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 13, 2011 9:58 AM CST up reply actions

Don't you apologize.

You found a way to get paid for some free creepy action. Everyone else on this board would have done the same.

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by cafreema on Jan 13, 2011 10:22 AM CST up reply actions

It just reminds me of a scene from Metro's (the high school for drop outs, miscreants, and teen mothers) production of Shakespeare.

Where Romeo gets a little carried away with a roofied Juliet.

*in all fairness I’m being stereotypical- – Metro is actually very good for the students it serves, and I wish more people realized the importance of that school to the C.R. community

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 13, 2011 12:20 PM CST up reply actions

Ah, Metro High School

Artificially inflating CR’s high school graduation rates for 30 years!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 13, 2011 1:45 PM CST up reply actions

Is this ISUs bid

To get into the SEC?

by Grixxly on Jan 13, 2011 11:13 AM CST reply actions

Coincidence that this article happens the week of the Everson trial?

by DJK's bongwater on Jan 13, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions

Creepy-Man does look like a student at Bama or UGA to me.

"But like any of our branding or marketing efforts, we will continuously review all aspects, conduct market research, and test sustainability."

by ReadingRambler on Jan 14, 2011 12:46 PM CST up reply actions

Bama for sure

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 14, 2011 1:28 PM CST up reply actions

We're all just jealous of his Bama bangs.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 14, 2011 2:57 PM CST up reply actions

Don't I know it

Best Halloween costume I ever had for picking up the ladies

Also, check out the amazing Walter that is my brother’s best friend.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 14, 2011 11:06 PM CST up reply actions

I've lived in the South for 10 years now

and I still have NO IDEA how they get their hair to do that. And make no mistake, EVERY white male in the South between the ages of 16 and 30 has that EXACT. SAME. HAIRCUT.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 17, 2011 10:08 AM CST up reply actions