Just Wondering...

I don’t think football is very alt though.

…that someday I want to go to El Segundo just to have my picture taken while holding my wallet in front of the welcome sign?

Because I do.

He wouldn’t be insulted at all – wants revenge against that slut Ann Arbor.

No – Greatest Iowa dick move: the comments from the Legend Hayden Fry that birthed a jNU football squad.

55-0 v the Brew final game at the Dome

Fast Cars. Fast Women. Videogames.

No

Yes

The ones the NCAA disregards until 4 or 5 mNC’s later

Cause I totally would. I’d put some hot mustard on it and that toe would be delicious!

Who here has no idea what the fuck is going on?
/raises hand.

I’m on my way, I swear. I just have to find my shoe.

when it becomes ovious that the moons are out of line
and the planets,
well were back to Gustave Holst
but i am not going there
think the KOK and dickrod
ought to ride off into the sunset
maybe both of them on the same saddle
knowing that there just
absolutely just
has to be somthing better for them
than where they are now

And EVERY time I hear an announcer say Monty Ball’s name, I think about Let’s Make a Deal. The good non-Wayne Brady version.

Also, Pelican whore.

Is he really Vandenburg’s father?

If Kirk Ferentz decided to offer Rich Rodriguez a spot as Iowa’s offensive coordinator, how insulted would RichRod feel?

Are you kidding? He probably thinks Iowa’s perfect because it’s another backwater.

What are your favorite dick moves by football coaches?

Joe Paterno never runs up the score, right? Unless by accident like in the 1995 Rutgers game when the QB called an audible and threw for a touchdown. Anyway, he never runs up the score. But he also despises Syracuse. So, in 2008, when Penn State played a miserable, GERG-led Syracuse squad for the first time in something like 20 years, Joe ran a two minute drill at the end of the first half. When he was up by 30. We got a field goal. Their fans booed. It was awesome. Suck it, Syracuse.

What’s your favorite NCAA violation?

During that 30 for 30 episode about SMU, they asked Eric Dickerson about some of the benefits he was offered from SWC schools. He said one school offered him livestock. Livestock!

#1. and #2. RichRod would at first be excited to have the opportunity to prove his detractors wrong, only to walk into the Iowa football offices, and be greeted by KOK who shows him around, and when they get to Kirk’s office, Kirk says “Welcome to the kid’s table.”

I’m not old enough to know all the great dick moves by Iowa coaches, I can only imagine the shit Hayden pulled.

3. My favorite has to be a tie between 55-0 and MSU this year (reverse pass in the 4th qtr) Suck it Dantonio.

4. In no particular order: Steak, Whiskey, Cigars, Food, Iowa Hawkeye Football

5. I have no idea ( see latter part of #2)

6. If he did I’m sure the NCAA would make it a violation, but due to the fact the he wasn’t well enough informed of rule, he is granted an extra year of eligibility.

7. My favorite is coming to you summer of 2015 (Thank you Cecil)

I think it was two years ago when USC was playing UCLA and Neuheisel called a timeout when the game was clearly out of hand. In response, Pete Caroll called a play action bomb and scored a touchdown on the next play when there was like 1:20 left.

That’d be my favorite dick coaching move. As far as what else is going on here…uh…WTF.

1 – About as insulted as Jim Harbaugh was when everyone assumed he wanted a chance at the helm of the flaming garbage barge that is Michigan football.

2 – Not even close. I’ll still take the f-you safety, thank you very much.

3 – Bielema has had two pretty epic dick moves. The 2-point conversion against Minny this year and the blatant exploitation of the stupid kickoff game clock rule against PSU before halftime a few years back. Sorry Bret, nobody’s special teams go offsides on three consecutive kickoffs.

4 – My deal? Packers zipper hoodie on clearance at Paul’s today for $18. I have a thing for zipper hoodies. They’re warm and they don’t mess up my hair when putting them on or taking them off.

5 – Probably not

6 – Definitely not.
6a – It depends on if he sold his free shoes from the Shoe Box in Black Earth to get the money or not. (I know that the scandal is several years old and nobody on the current roster was involved, suck it.)

7 – Calipari.

…but I did mention this to my friends earlier in the season:

“Suppose Michigan fired RichRod, and we hired him as OC? Can you imagine a RichRod offense teamed with a Norm Parker defense?”

Not surprisingly, my friends gave me the beat down I so clearly deserved.

For his malicious instruction to Mike Daniels on October 15, 2011. I couldn’t believe he forced the diesel to do such a thing. Rolling up on Fitz’s leg JoePa style.. Fuck, broke in like 7 places. Dick move Kirk, but also completely satisfying

Me: MY WILDEST DREAM CUM TRUE

in the AP poll. I tip my hat to that person.

if Kirk offered him the position of “Motivational Music Coordinator”?

Favorite dick move by a coach ever? One that was met with justice because it backfired; a few years back (help me out, guys, because I can’t find the game by Google-ing it but I remember seeing the highlights) a D-1 team (may have been FCS) had been riding a looong losing streak and finally had a game all but won by scoring a TD to go ahead by 1 point with only seconds remaining. The coach, who later claimed he did so to boost confidence, opted to go for two. Predictably for an awful team, the conversion was picked off and run back for a safety. Game over, streak continued. Awesome.

Favorite NCAA violation is anything involving Jimmy Collins.

Favorite violation of personal space: the shocker (close 2nd, the rebooter)

Least favorite traffic violation: illegal U-Turn

Favorite Traffic song…um, no.

and can’t decide if I’m laughing because it’s all funny or if I’m laughing because I’m so square I have no clue what the hell is happening.