MGOBLOG.COM, and that is capitalized for a reason, today announced that it is still perfect.
"Hey, don't you get it yet? We are perfect, you are not, and move on, nothing to see here, and I get better unsourced emails than you do. Do you have your own home, and what is that like, not living in your parents' basement?" said [NAME REDACTED], proprietor of MGOBLOG.COM (and that is capitalized FOR A REASON), author of THIS WEEK IN SCHADENFREUDE (I spelled that without looking it up, btw), who four hours ago predicted that Les Miles would be the next head coach of the (formerly legendary) University of Michigan football club.
"Schadenfreude: that's something that will roll back on you, perhaps," said Lloyd Carr, in an unguarded moment."That's all I have time for, my 8086-processor-based server is crashing again because I have 500! simultaneous Wolverinos trying to hit it, and that's just too many people, so, copy that, over and out, this is MGOBLOG.COM (and that is capitalized for a reason) switching freq NOW. (I will take donations for a new server, however, preferably in oily small bills that don't call attention to themselves.)
Reasonable people doubted that a small man with a compromised ethical backbone (HATER! HATER!) and three plays in his playbook (RUN REALLY FAST FAST RUN IF IT HURTS TAKE THIS SHOT) and absolutely zero interest in playing defense could play Big Ten football and advance the greatness that was -- WAS -- the most elegant program in the Big Ten, would turn out to be the real thing. So, how did that turn out? I think he lost his last three games by a cumulative 88 points (EIGHTY-EIGHT), including the unfortunate result of losing to Mississippi State ([struggling, Starkville, Mississippi, that is where?]) (is that like Ottumwa with a soil conservation studies department?) by 38 points to a 38 year-old neophyte coach after one month of practice. In contrast, HATERS pointed out that Iowa hadn't lost a game by more than seven (7) points in three (3) years.
So here we are. No one wants to work at Michigan, where they have 13 wideouts, one tight end/fb, two QBs who want to get out of town, and a defense that makes Oregon look like the Ravens or Jets. Harbaugh: thank you, no. Miles, I wish you hadn't asked. Next?
But HEY, YOU'RE A HATER, and the worst thing that could ever have happened to Michigan would have been to hire Ferentz in December 2007, because RODRIGUEZ, HEY, THREE PLAYS, NO DEFENSE, 20 MISTAKES A GAME, QB's 5'8" TALL, THE FUTURE SHUT UP HATER!!!
Oh, Jim Harbaugh? Les Miles? Ask Stoops, because he was right a few days ago. Michigan is a less attractive job today than Indiana. Indiana hired Oklahoma's OC. Michigan wishes it still had a shot at him. It would seem Michigan is a less attractive job than Pitt. But MGOBLOG.COM: STILL PERFECT, and if you don't think so, you are a HATER.
Editorial note: after last night's game, am I truly the only person in the world who finds this 'spread zone read, QBs who can't throw, no one tackles with his chest and both arms' -- am I the only one who finds this stupid? Was last night's new-age game the dumbest national championship game ever? If not, which one was worse?
Editorial note #2: this author has been banned from mgoblog.com, for asking questions and being obstreperous, so perhaps he has an axe to grind. (OTOH, this is the internet, what's up with the sanctimony?)