"Hawkeye patriotism" is spreading like wildfire. This is Pubecheck's dad on game day. Just lovin' it and leavin' it and takin' it easy for all of us sinners.
Note the caption - AMERIFRANKZI.
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Hey, my Dad's name is Frank too!
America!
"We'll outfit ya for free, but we get to choose the pants."
Frank is a superb, underrated name.
It’s your Dad, this guy’s Dad, and the name of most Clint Eastwood characters.
"Now you put a Pamper on him and send him back out here." - Ray Isom, 1987 Fiesta Bowl
by ReadingRambler on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh fuck. The newbies don’t know the pubecheck story. I’m certain Amerifrankzi is one proud papa for his son’s receipt of said payment.
How do you think ...
he got that sweet shirt?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 9, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Only Ronald Reagan.....
loves America more than this man.
Maybe, but Amerifrankzi is still able to identify America on a map
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 9, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm actually...
more bedazzled by the cell phone holster. I need that. For real.
Oh, come on.
Big deal, Reagan is dead. Why don’t you have this guy compete with a dog in that case?
"Now you put a Pamper on him and send him back out here." - Ray Isom, 1987 Fiesta Bowl
by ReadingRambler on Sep 10, 2010 7:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I just love that you refer to the pubecheck guy as...
…Pubecheck. That is reason enough to talk about him, like all the time.
I can’t believe there aren’t more pubecheck references on this site. That is one of the funniest things that I’ve read here (I remember voting and about pissing myself when you did the followup- – if I wasn’t already, that got me hooked over here… also, my wife still giggles when writing checks to pay the bills).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions
or Seagrams?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 9, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Golden Wine Cooler!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 9, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Mmmm. Zima and Jolly Ranchers.
Reminds me of when I was 16 14.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 10, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
never tried that, too busy with zima and grenadine
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
I've been here awhile, and I followed the link, AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT!
Please kids, don’t get hooked on the pube checks. It’s just a facade, an easy way out. Instead, put your time to good use, learn Chinese…
j/k, in many ways China is more backwards than an Ecuadorian wedding.
**all you Ecuadorian Hawkeye fans, sorry… but you know what I’m talking about…
Clarification
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 9, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a veritable forest down there
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 9, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
What did Pubecheck do...
to piss you off this time?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Nothing
This post is pubecheck approved
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 9, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Good question. There has to be some reason this very interesting theme is being touched upon.
Is your friend Austen Are-Not?
by HawkeyeRecon on Sep 9, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
How about that Auburn- Miss St game?
Cam Newton is like a Tyrel Pryor who can’t pass, and no I’m not being ironic.
ok, ok, ok
like anyone in their right fucking mind would do i snapped this pick while Sr was chillin on my couch enjoyin a B&J. i new when i took the pic that histroy was being made. “if you don’t like America you can get out!”
P.S. i still haven’t cashed the pubes.
by AMERIFRANKZI Jr on Sep 9, 2010 11:36 PM CDT reply actions
Well look who it is
Can you hold off on that check until next Friday?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 9, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
hmmmm
i’d have to locate them. i have an idea, but we’ll see how i feel at crunch time.
by AMERIFRANKZI Jr on Sep 9, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Correctly-placed ampersands are crucial.
"We'll outfit ya for free, but we get to choose the pants."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 10, 2010 6:10 AM CDT up reply actions
fuzzy navel, dude
choice of real men.
by AMERIFRANKZI Jr on Sep 9, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
How is this the first time I've seen the pubecheck referenced since obsessing last fall?
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Sep 10, 2010 12:18 AM CDT reply actions
U S A! U S A! U S A!
I bet you a dollar covered in red pubes he’s watching Rocky IV.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
am I going to get fired for seeing what else has been tagged as pubecheck?
Fuck it, I’m throwing it downfield.
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 AM CDT reply actions
NICE!
I am golfed with a dude that looked just like Pubecheck’s dad in that same shirt this summer. Wait a minute…… I think it was. Another solid post HFMR!
by CooterDavenhawk on Oct 1, 2010 11:02 AM CDT reply actions
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