A Few Words With The Iowa Fans At The Boise State-VT Game
As intrepid readers of our FanShots know, the guys who held up the Hawkeye flag in the Boise State fan section at the end of the BSU-VT game are, in fact, BHGP readers. This delights us to no end, and considering how many people asked us about the flag when it happened, we had to know more. UPDATE: There's video.
So here's a brief interview with the two men responsible, gallant readers hawkeye_heartattack (who is the respondent unless otherwise noted) and his brother Confederate Hawk:
So you're the gentlemen responsible for the Iowa flag in the middle of the Boise State celebration. Well done. What was the decision-making process on that one?
Needless to say, DC is void of quality college football programs (for that matter all sports except for the Capitals). When a game as big as this comes to town, you've gotta go. Living in this part of the commonwealth, you can't go 20 feet without running into a Tech grad, and they are fucking obnoxious. We figured we'd see first hand all of the hype surrounding the 2010 VT team (OMG TYROD TAYLOR for Heismanzi). The fact that Tech was playing Boise St only sweetened the deal.
ConfederateHawk and I rarely post, but are vigilant BHGP lurkers, so we knew about all of the shit talking/trolling prior to last year's bowl season. We knew we'd be sitting on the Boise St side of the house, and we figured that any opportunity to put the Tigerhawk out on display would royally scafe the Broncos fans, especially those fucking assholes over at OBNUG. ConfederateHawk had the flag concealed - as we didn't want to risk getting jumped - in his back pocket and kept an eye out for an ESPN camera panning our seating section. We thought that all had been for naught, but finally as the seconds ticked away, the Boise St players ran over to their fan base and made their way across the stadium floor. Confederate Hawk saw the Skycam coming our way and pulled out the flag just in time for a live "Fuck you, we're Iowa!" moment. It was classic and we did catch a little hell for it from a couple of BSU fans. Most of them hadn't noticed until we started jumping up and down like some crazed animals.
Beautiful. Now, are you gentlemen working in conjunction with the guys who always hold up Iowa signs at the GameDay locations, or is this a completely independent effort?
I think that our insurgent cells are related in some fashion. I have no idea who is calling the shots these days. ConfederateHawk used to get our orders from a nepharious entity with the codename "OopsPowSurprise," but he went dark several months ago. We are all patiently waiting for our leader to emerge... [ed. note: BHGP categorically denies involvement in this undertaking, and if Black Helicopters Gold Pants descend upon this man's house, we deny all involvement as well.]
I wish we were! Those guys are frickin dedicated! I saw their signs the night BEFORE Gameday (ESPNU me thinks)! Herbie looked totally pissed off. Take note Jesse Palmer, you anti-AmeriStanzi, Canadian goose fucker - The geniune grassroots Hawks movement can not be stopped.
Confederate Hawk: I can definitely say that we were motivated by the GameDay guys. It just seemed like such a nice outlier that we couldn't pass up the chance. We hit the Boise State/VA Tech game because we figured it likely that we wouldn't get to see another match-up of that caliber within an hour of driving. We flew the flag because it was the BHGP thing to do.
I've been in the Army (and Reserves) since 1988 and have traveled to about 80 countries. What have I found in each and every one? An Iowan. It seems like you can't go anywhere sporting at Tiger Hawk where someone won't stop you to tell you their hometown. I kinda hoped that we would be seen at the game and that it would inspire other Hawks to sneak in some delicious (and gratuitous) salutes. After all... Fuck you, we're Iowa!
Will you be bringing the flag to any other games that have no direct relation to the Iowa Hawkeyes?
Unfortunately, I doubt we make it to any other college football games this year (if we get Nationals or Redskins tickets, we'll let you guys know). Besides I don't think the Maryland Turtles will be having any of their games televised nationally - and football at George Mason (of 2005 Final Four fame) is a club sport... We totally encourage Iowans living in ESSSS EEEEE CCCCC land to follow our lead. And of course, any and all Gameday locations.
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There you have it, Hawkeye fans. Many thanks to these intrepid readers for risking death by potato gun or however they do it in Idaho, and let their challenge not go unheeded: FLY THE TIGERHAWK ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, ESPECIALLY AT NON-IOWA EVENTS. DO IT. DO ITTTTTT.
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Hell Yeah
Spoken and thought of like true iowans
by gianthawk34 on Sep 9, 2010 7:37 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Well done
fellas, I only (sort of) wish I lived in SEC country in order to do something this amazing. Also, Fuck Boise.
Welcome to Ohiowa, the great potato state!
video
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=mcLRp36ibVo
by gianthawk34 on Sep 9, 2010 8:07 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
or not damn
Just go to youtube search iowa flag boise
by gianthawk34 on Sep 9, 2010 8:10 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'll be at the Arizona State/Wisconsin game next week
anyone want to pay my medical bills after I raise the Tiger Hawk?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
We're already
donating to the children’s hospital.
Greedy bastard.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I'm 5' 5" and 115 lbs
so I may actually qualify for the Children’s Hospital Charity.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
At that size...
you should be tough to catch.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 9, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Careful, buddy, I've got powerful friends
TO THE NUTS! The bridge mix! The bridge mix! Fool!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Sep 10, 2010 7:49 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm actually sitting in the ASU section
with my friend and his wife (ASU grads), so I’ll already be a target. What the Hell, I might as well. At the very least I’ll rock my black and gold Hamburg Inn No. 2 shirt.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Where's the FotP shirt?
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 9, 2010 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently he's just an Acquaintance of the Pants.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ask my local police precinct and they'll tell you
I’m not even acquainted with pants.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Sep 10, 2010 7:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Hells yeah! A friend of mine (and UW grad) will be in attendance.
I told him to be on the lookout with video camera in-hand.
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Sep 9, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
/swordsalute
god damn that’s awesome!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 9, 2010 8:32 AM CDT reply actions
They also think 'tavernhawk' is an insult
As though having fans that didn’t go to Iowa (and thus a much larger fanbase then them), is an insult
And then they act surprised
when their football team is in danger of being relegated to the MAC because of their complete lack of following.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Apparently wearing Iowa gear
To a non-Iowa football game makes you a “dufas”
by Hank Thrasher on Sep 9, 2010 1:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Wow
From what i can tell, here are the Cyclone Fanatic rules for when you can’t where your favorite team’s gear.
1) Any sporting event not involving that team.
2) Anywhere near a game of any kind not involving your team
3) At a public place showing a game not involving your team. It is extra bad if you ask the proprietors to put a game involving your team on the telly.
4) In any public place in or near the city of the “other team” during an undefined time period around the time when your team plays the other team. The undefined period may be “ever”. It was hard to tell.
All of these are double-plus bad if the “other team” is a rival.
Got that? Good. Because THIS kind of behavior is OK. If you’re an ISU fan.
Iowa State vs Kansas State in 2008. There were 2 k-state fans decked out in wildcat gear sitting in the student section. I have no idea why they chose to sit there because all the kids sitting around them just tore into them. Screaming at them and throwing ****. It was pretty funny.
If you do that to an ISU fan, you and your team’s entire fanbase are assholes and douchebags.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I've refused to visit Cyclone Fanatic
just like I won’t visit any of the Iowa messageboards. I just assume that 99% of the posters are the type of mouth-breathing, hatred-spewing fans that the other team’s fans think are representative of the entire fanbase. It’s not fair to judge all ISU fans based on the insane rumblings of the denizens of Cyclone Fanatic. I’m sure there are plenty of reasonable, thoughtful and informed ISU fans out there <ed. note: OBJECTION! Arguing facts not in evidence> and it would be unfair to hold them accountable for the delusions of the very, very few.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I will say, however, that Clone Chronicles
is better. Unfortunately, there only seems to be 5 posters there. Talk about your dead mall of the internet.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Excuse me...
…are you a lawyer? If not, you can’t use words like “objection.”
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 9, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I breath through my mouth
because I have a deviated septum and excessive nose hair.

"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
Oh, I totally agree.
This summer I was walking down the street with my Orange Bowl shirt on, but then I saw a pick-up stickball game being played by 8 year olds, so of course I dutifully took my shirt off. Don’t want to be “that guy.”
But worst of all was when I wore my Hawkeye shorts and boxers to my local Strippers Annonymous meeting and they had a Cubs game on in the receiving room. Of course, the rules being common knowledge, I immediately removed the clothing from my nether regions. I tried to explain the rules, and knew I was right, but they made me turn in my 18 month coin (I hadn’t relapsed since Murry drilled that field goal). The injustice of it all.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 9, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I am not an Iowa grad...
Am I allowed to eat Ro-Tel products while watching Iowa games on the BTN?
Am I allowed to use “Swagger” brand Old Spice deodorant?
Am I allowed to wear black?
Am I allowed to wear gold?
Am I allowed to have sex with my wife, even though she is not my sister? Whoops! that would make me an Arkansas fan.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 9, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Dumb.
Instead of taking it as an insult when an Iowa fan shows up in Hawkeye gear at an ISU-XX game, they should take it as another Iowan coming out to support the state teams. Nothing to get all bent out of shape about! It’s not like they’re wearing the other team’s gear and rooting that Iowa State loses!
by LoveItOrLeaveIt on Sep 9, 2010 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I was at that ISU TX A&M game too
There to appease my father. Not only was I wearing the Tigerhawk, I was listening to the roaring comeback against Indiana during the pregame on my XM Radio. I kept quoting the comeback touchdowns to the ISU fans. They weren’t happy
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
Bravo, sirs, bravo!
That’s one hell of a job, and a significant risk to take given the “reasonableness” of Boise fans.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
“you can’t go 20 feet without running into a Tech grad, and they are fucking obnoxious.”
SO…..you go to a game with no real rooting interest, sit in the middle of the idaho fans’ section, and then wait the entire game just for a “Fuck you, we’re Iowa!” moment?
/just playin’
/dons helmet and riot shield anyway
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
We were actually hoping that VT would win...
because it is more likely that VT will lose at least two ACC conference games. Had VT defeated BSU – 1) we could tell BSU to STFU about the BCS and 2) at least fewer hurdles to the MNC.
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Sep 9, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
True that
Living in Northern Virginia I can attest that Vag Tech fans are everywhere and are incredibly annoying. I look forward to buying you gentleman a round at the Crystal City S.P. for you service to your Country and your Nation (Hawk Nation).
"That's a pretty strange theory, Droz."
/PCU’d
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 9, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Everybody Gets Laid!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 9, 2010 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Can You Blow Me Where The Pampers Is?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 9, 2010 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Please have a party....
feed us drinks… get us laid… AAAHHHHHHHH~!
The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.
Joe Paterno
and the walls are painted white, and the chalk is white, and the copy machine paper is white.
This, my friends, is a white devil’s conspiracy…..
The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.
Joe Paterno
The Mayflower, it's a boat.
Clearly your ancestors didn’t come over on it.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
YES!
Awesome. I love the other quotes, but they are the more familiar. I’ve never seen anyone reference this line. It’s a little more obscure, and kind of tossed off during the movie. Good work.
1000 interents to you, sir.
“COCK MAN! OPRESSOR!”
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 9, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
You participated in phallus naming?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 9, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
BBC reported on the record breaking Hokey Cokey dance.
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
The guy in pink towards the end
is reported to be a FOTP. Yeooooow!!!
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
Yeah, I was doing the Hokey Tokey...
…until some cop called me a knucklehead.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 10, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice work guys!
I don’t think I have ever been more inspired than I am now after reading this. Show me to the terrorists so I can ROFLstomp them. USA #1!
This my friends is what they call
SWAGGER….completely totally awesome gentlemen. You just pushed the needle…to what or where I don’t know but that’s irrelevant. Because inj a media saturated world it is nearly impossible to standout and you did.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Good Job Genk...
making Iowa and southeast Iowa proud! Also a big thanks for your service in protecting this nation! Go Hawks!
I was at the UNLV-Wisco game in Vegas
and I was planning on rockin my Drew Tate jersey, but then I got a sideline pass, so the only Tigerhawk on the sideline belonged to Bielema.
Fuck tOSU
Florida State-Oklahoma
Would be a great game to fly the Tigerhawk flag this weekend. Hell, you could even just claim you were honoring the Brothers Stoops with it.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That would be a seriously backhanded trolling reference.
Speaking of which… would anybody be down for a black and gold t shirt idea I’ve had for forever??? BOB IS A STOOP.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Sep 9, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I wear Iowa stuff in Norman quite often.
No one has said anything yet, but it’s easy pretty to defend when Stoops (and Jay Norvell and Bruce Kittle) are Hawkeyes. I would try to sneak a Hawkeye flag in Saturday except for one reason. FSU-OU is the same time as Iowa-ISU so I won’t be attending.
Hawkeye fan, born and bred. And when I die, a Hawkeye dead.
Okay, that's it....
I’m gonna try and bust it out at the UM-FSU game next month. I have lower level endzone seats, so I might be able to bust it out on a extra point… It’ll be dangerous though and everyone in my group will want to kill me!
Maybe, but they will forgive you once
they themselves featured on the BHGP frontpage!
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Sep 9, 2010 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
DO. IT.
For the love of America!
by Hank Thrasher on Sep 9, 2010 1:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That my friend,
Warms my heart.
by TheStupidShallBePunished on Sep 9, 2010 11:29 AM CDT reply actions
On our long walk from the car to Fedex Field...
We came across a really drunk guy decked out in VT gear who was like “WOOO, Hawkeyes!” We stopped to talk with him for a minute and it came out that he was a native of Cedar Rapids and a self-proclaimed “die hard Hawk fanatic.” He married a Tech grad and the ball-n-chain made him wear the Tech hat and the OMG TYROD TAYLOR jersey. We sympathized with his dilemna (although neither of our significant others are football fans), as I’m sure he would have received zero ass for a month had he worn a tigerhawk anywhere on his exterior garments.
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Sep 9, 2010 12:29 PM CDT reply actions
Ultimately, I think he was a little embarrassed...
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Sep 9, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
No one makes a grown ass married man wear a jersey from such a school. Hopefully you laughed your ass off at his pantywaist ways.
I don't know.
What did his wife look like?
by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Sep 9, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
This was truly genius on Monday night
and remains so now. I’m gonna make sure the boneheads at OBNUG know this later tonight.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Sep 9, 2010 1:13 PM CDT reply actions
I'd love to hear what they have to say about being trolled
at their own game!
/“All your celebration belongs to us!”
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Sep 9, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I Should Also Mention
That the Boise fans that we encountered were very courteous. They were polite and I’m glad that we sat with them (rather than VT).
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Sep 9, 2010 7:43 PM CDT reply actions
Round the world is right
Been in Germany and Costa Rica only to hear “Go Hawks” from someone on the street.
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
Ticketing Line at Shannon Airport
People behind me saw my Hawkeye luggage tags. Next thing I hear, “Go Hawks!”
A total of two people on the tube at midnight from Heathrow to London: Me and a dude wearing an Iowa cap.
At a funeral last week with all Alabama people. Talk to one person: his two brothers played tennis at Iowa.
It goes on and on. Lesson? We are the Iowa mafia and we’re slowly, quietly and politely taking over the world.
I've tried to explain this is people
especially a couple of friends of mine who aren’t into sports. I can go anywhere, anywhere, and see someone sporting a tigerhawk. We have an instant bond. We’re everywhere, and since we’re generally from the midwest, we’re friendly. It’s a great thing.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 9, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
The first rule of the Iowa Mafia is....
You don’t talk about the Iowa Mafia.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
C'mon...you think I don't know the rules?
You don’t talk about it outside The Family. Like Fredo – I can handle things! I’m smart! Not like everybody says… like dumb… I’m smart and I want respect!
OUTSTANDING!
Words cannot convey the awesomeness of this.
Congratulations, and thank you.
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Sep 9, 2010 9:56 PM CDT reply actions
Did anyone else see..
i was was the wwl and they had the gameday crew talking about nc vs lsu/games to watch this weekend on thursday. In the background was about 4 fans and all iowa, 1 w a thank you clayborn and the other waving the iowa flag. Fucking classic and please post video if anyone has or comment if they enjoy’d it as much as me.
i don't wife em...i one night em
by smokinthereiff on Sep 10, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions
I wear my Iowa gear everywhere out here
A couple of weeks ago, I was wearing the Nike “Kinnick” t-shirt – the one in bright yellow – with the Tigerhawk on the back and drinking beer at a patio bar at night, and a woman walked by me and yelled “HAWKEYES! WAY TO REPRESENT!”
I also wear my # 12 jersey in 5Ks and such… this was Race for the Arts here in Sacramento on August 28… a lot of people yell “GO STEELERS” and one guy drove past me and said “I still say the Immaculate Reception bounced off the ground!” but when I say its a Hawk jersey they all smile :)
No I’m not giving the camera the finger, I was having issues doing the heavy metal devil sign that day…

My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com
Best thing ever....
I was at a stoplight last night here in Miami… Bum had a Iowa vs USC Orangebowl t-shirt on… I tried to get a pic, but the light turned green to soon.
That was DJ Johnson.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Sep 10, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Burn'd
In more ways than one.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Sep 10, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions

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