I THINK EVERYONE IS FORGETTING SOMETHING!
It's our favorite American loving friend Ricky Stanzi's birthday today. Happy birthday to him and I think the good birthday vibes will propel him to a masterful performance tomorrow morning.
(On a side note, is it possible to him to change his birthday to July 4th? I think if a person can change their name then fuck it they should be able to change their birthday too.)
HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY!
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We almost share the same birthday
mine is Sunday
/feels extra special and Patriotic
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Sep 3, 2010 5:15 PM CDT reply actions
Happy Birthday to you.....
Let’s all sing another stanzi of that beloved song……..and hope for 4 first hald TD’s and no INT’s!
Hate Northwestern, Hate OSU, Michigan State, Michigan too...you get the picture.
I thought there was supposed to be a stripper in here......
You know what jumped out instead?

Freedom
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Sep 3, 2010 6:26 PM CDT reply actions
Really helps if the stripper goes into the cake
after you bake it.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Ooohhh.
Now you tell us.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
That settles it.
instead of 23(?) spankings, McNutt will give him TD’s. You heard it here 1st: McNutt will go for 23 Touchdowns tomorrow.
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 3, 2010 10:18 PM CDT reply actions
Dude you can't change his birthday, we don't have the technology yet.
Besides, what should happen is we just change Independence Day to September 3rd.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."

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