Ranking The Iowa-Penn State Wins, No. 6: 2003
Let's face it, under Kirk Ferentz, the Iowa Hawkeyes have always had a particularly interesting relationship with the Penn State Nittany Lions. Which is to say we beat them, a lot, but there's usually plenty to the game itself and its repercussions that makes these games special. There's seven wins in the Kirk Ferentz era, and we're going to rank them all.
No. 6: October 25, 2003, Iowa 26, Penn State 14
In the grand scheme of things, this was a rather insignificant game; Iowa was very good this season, Penn State was not, and the season trajectories didn't change materially for either team after this game. But it's better than 2001, which is nice, and let's not forget that this game was in doubt at the break.
Coming into the game, Iowa was 5-2, but licking their wounds after a 19-10 ass-kicking (yes it was) by the Buckeyes. Penn State, meanwhile, was replacing just about everybody of merit from their 2002 team, and had a 2-5 (0-3) record to show for it. But PSU's schedule had been just brutal up to that point, and their losses were generally of the 1-possession variety--they lost to 10-win Nebraska 18-10 in a game they'd led at the half, they hung around with 10-win Minnesota for 60 minutes before losing 20-14, and even their 28-14 loss to Purdue was a 1-possession game 5 minutes into the 4th quarter. They had the horses to stick around with a team like Iowa, in other words.
And stick around they did; on the very first possession, PSU All-American CB Yaacov Yisrael (no really, that's his name) picked off Scott Nathan Chandler in Iowa territory. Penn State would punt from Iowa's 37, which is a profanity, and we blame this fact for Penn State's eventual and inevitable loss. After the teams traded 3-and-outs, Iowa was putting together a solid drive, one that had Hawkeye fans thinking touchown after Russell took a rush up the middle to the Nittany Lions' 3-yard line. Then a holding call pushed the Hawkeyes back to the 13-yard line, and on the very next snap, Yisrael struck again; Nathan Chandler telegraphed an inside WR screen, Yisrael stepped in front of it, and nobody had a prayer of catching him as he took it 82 yards for the score. 7-0 Penn State, and fans were nervous, wondering if this team didn't have "it" this season (this prevailing fear lasted until at least the Wisconsin win, and let nobody tell you otherwise).
Those fears only intensified when Iowa went 3-and-out again on the very next possession, and they started to sting when a David Bradley punt gave PSU the ball in Iowa territory. Nobody was booing, but the temptation was there.
Luckily, Abdul Hodge nearly took a fumble recovery to the house on the ensuing possession, and Iowa scored a touchdown six snaps later. The blocked PAT would be no matter, as Iowa scored on another short field on the very next possession, and they'd never relinquish the lead.
Still, it wasn't until Chad Greenway blocked a punt and Jeremire Roberts took it to the house to open up the lead to double digits that the game was safe. The rest of the 2nd half was pretty whatever. An Edgar Cervantes fumble late in the third quarter quickly led to Penn State's second touchdown of the day, but that only made it 26-14, and Penn State wouldn't even get another first down the rest of the way, much less threaten. The game ended at that same score, and here we are.
It should be noted that Fred Russell was Mighty Mouse this afternoon; he gained 148 yards on 36 carries (a total that's remarkably unpleasant to rack up in one game), and while only 5 of those carries gained first downs--and none found the end zone--his rushes were remarkably consistent in that 4-8 yard range, and that's the type of thankless game that Heisman voters hate and wins football games.
But really, this win is all on the defense. Penn State registered 9 first downs on the entire game, and as mentioned before, none came after Scott's run pushed the game back to 12 points. Zack Mills and his band of idiots weren't going to beat anyone on the Kinnick Stadium field that afternoon, and that inevitability means there really isn't much point in reading anything into this win. Iowa's best three wins in 2003 were the 30-27 victory over Michigan, that Outback Bowl pantsing of Florida, and the 40-22 win over 10-win Minnesota. This game probably doesn't crack the top 5 of the 2003 season, much less the top 5 of the Iowa-Penn State series.
Up next: Ryan Hansen holds up a football, and a state cheers deliriously.
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Yaacov Yisrael was as much an All-American as Adam Jacobi's Mom.
They had the horses to stick around with a team like Iowa, in other words.
HAHAHAHA. They sucked, their best win was probably Temple. And yet, somehow, Ohio State needed one of the worst calls I’ve ever seen to win.
I dislike you guys for bringing back such awful memories.
NOBODY BELIEVES IN US! Mainly because we're not that good, but still!
Beat Iowa.
by ReadingRambler on Sep 29, 2010 11:55 AM CDT reply actions
We dislike you for...
…your mom.
HATE HATE HATE HATE ReadingPurdueRambler!
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 29, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Hmmm I know this is the wrong blog for this....
but Adam Jacobi’s mom sounds hot
The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.
Joe Paterno
I think this series should have been top 5 only.
1983 – Chuck Long sets the record for points scored by an away team in Happy Valley.
1996 – Tim Dwight, lots of rain, Aaron Harris, Wally Richardson not very good.
2008
2009
2010 – Now that’s swagger.
NOBODY BELIEVES IN US! Mainly because we're not that good, but still!
Beat Iowa.
by ReadingRambler on Sep 29, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
What about 2002?
That game had everyhting. Blown leads, OT, Fred Russell. Great game.
I also like the last 5 minutes or so of the 2004 game.
by PackerHawk on Sep 29, 2010 6:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes, on the flip side.
This wouldn’t have qualified as one of PSU’s five most irritating losses in 2003.
Ohio State was such BS, Boston College was the worst special teams performance I have ever witnessed, until I saw them against Wisconsin a few weeks later. The Northwestern game wasted around six different opportunities to win that game, and Nebraska was the least inventive offensive play-calling I’ve ever seen.
Bad memories.
@jschnauzer
Bloggin' at joepasdoghouse.com
Yeah, I had to chuckle
when I read “PSU All-American CB Yaacov Yisrael”. That’s news to me.
And so we land, only to find
We never left the ground...
Wasn't he? I thought he was all hyped and shit coming into the game.
Am I high?
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
If you have to ask that question then you should be able to figure out the answer
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 29, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I can personally guarantee you that Yaacov Yisrael was nothing more than the usual mediocre Penn State cornerback.
NOBODY BELIEVES IN US! Mainly because we're not that good, but still!
Beat Iowa.
by ReadingRambler on Sep 29, 2010 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
As a matter of fact, Penn State has never had an All-American at cornerback (Although there have been a few to start in the NFL).
Cover 3 zone for the win.
NOBODY BELIEVES IN US! Mainly because we're not that good, but still!
Beat Iowa.
by ReadingRambler on Sep 29, 2010 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Mark Robinson was a first-team AA at CB in 1983
With AQ Shipley’s selection in 2008 at Center, PSU has had a first-team at every position.
@jschnauzer
Bloggin' at joepasdoghouse.com
I always thought he played safety.
I blame the students for stink bugs, Iowa, and Ishtar.
Beat Iowa.
by ReadingRambler on Sep 30, 2010 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure that
he was a safety, not a CB. And we have had some All-American safeties, but he wasn’t one of them.
And so we land, only to find
We never left the ground...
Yaacov Yisrael sounds like a name some kid came up with when asked what he'd rather be called (besides the child's real name)...
…or maybe the name of a muslim convert like Mohammed Ali (though Mohammed is the most common name in the world according to McLovin) or whatever Cat Stevens calls himself. However, I concede that “Yisrael” doesn’t sound particularly muslim.
It’s actually a badass moniker. I think I’ll name my child Yaacov Yisrael… for a first name (he’ll be like one of those ultra-catholic kids with, like, nine names before the surname). Either, Yaacov Yisrael Aloysius (Surname) OR if it’s a girl, Chlamydia Yaacov Yisrael (Surname).
It’s a shame about Chlamydia really. It’s such a pretty word. I’m taking it back.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 29, 2010 11:55 AM CDT reply actions
It sounds like an ultra orthadox jewish name.
by HawkeyeRecon on Sep 29, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
It sounds
like Chekov is asking where the nuclear wessals are.
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It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 29, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Aitz Chaim He, dude
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 29, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
...
You’re the tree of life, Dude.
[Because you’re tall? I think I read that somewhere.]
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 29, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Yaacov sounds like a Russian Jakov
As in Jakov Gotovac. What, nobody’s ever heard of Jakov Gotovac? Jesus.
And Yisrael is just a-goddamn-mazing. About on the same level as Disraeli.
I'm gonna give her my "D" face. Deeeee, deeee, deeee!
---Norm Parker
I've heard of Jesus.
Couldn’t tell you much about the guy, but I’ve heard of him at least.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 30, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Man I hated Nate Chandler
It probably wasn’t fair, but damn. Just seemed like the dude never had any idea where the ball was going, and he also inexplicably fancied himself a scrambling QB, despite being 8 feet tall and 500 pounds. Anytime they didn’t run their customary “okay Bob, you go knock over like five guys, Freddy, you run through the resulting hole” play, it was an adventure.
On the other hand, holy shit were the special teams ridiculous. I’m not going to go back and look, but I’m pretty sure we blocked 96 punts or kicks that year, 80 of them somehow involving Sean Considine.
That's John Constantine.
This is Bob Davie Week. Get it right.
I set over/under on Davie saying “Rob Golden” at 2.
NOBODY BELIEVES IN US! Mainly because we're not that good, but still!
Beat Iowa.
by ReadingRambler on Sep 29, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
We called Nate Chandler, "the giraffe."
Once he got galloping it would take about 4 lions hanging on to him to bring him down.
by HawkeyeRecon on Sep 29, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Really?
His size reminded me of a moose. Moose are very top heavy and can be taken down by the legs.
NOBODY BELIEVES IN US! Mainly because we're not that good, but still!
Beat Iowa.
by ReadingRambler on Sep 29, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I used to get in heated arguments about the merits of Nathan Chandler.
… well, it made sense at the time (no it didn’t).
I did think he was a surprisingly effective scrambler, given his ginormous height, his slow-as-erosion speed, and his general ungainly approach to moving, mostly because he wasn’t easy to bring down and he could always just fall forward and pick up a few yeards. (Although I also remember the QB sneak being weirdly ineffective and getting stuffed more than a few times with him, which is just wrong.) The real adventure was always when he cocked it and tried to throw deep, though. I still have occasional nightmares of him overthrowing a WIDE OPEN RAMON OCHOA early in the Purdue game that year.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
But man could he stand tall in the pocket
I recall numerous time when he executed a pass with 2 or 3 guys hanging onto him. Now I didn’t say he completed all of them but it did spell the difference between no gain and a 7 yrd loss. He was a Hawkeye who did his best for the team and didn’t bring embarrassment to the University; how can we hate a kid like that?
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
I remember the TD pass to Ramon
in the Michigan game, he was falling over backwards and chucked it 40 yards to the endzone. I was like, “Daaang.” Of course that could all be inaccurate.
I hated him a player
I am sure he was a perfectly nice dude who worked hard and blah blah blah. Besides, I said it was unfair.
So, who was your favorite player from 1999 or 2000?
And you can’t name a future starter who turned out to be an ass-kicker in 2001/2002, I mean who was your favorite starter from two of the most god-aweful years of Hawkeye football?
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 29, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I know no one was talking about those two years...
…but you were talking about a less-than-stellar QB from our emerging-from-the-wilderness years, and you were saying he wasn’t your favorite guy.
Also, I posted that as an open question to EVERYONE. Who was your favorite guy from our two crappyest years in recent memory (at least in my mind at this moment)?
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 29, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm trying to remember who was on those teams.
I’m not cheating and going back to look at those rosters, I’m going off of my memories of malt-liquor hazed Saturdays spent in the sun watching the Hawks get their asses kicked and I remember two players that were probably my co-favorites from 1999/2000: Rob Thein and Jason Baker.
I thought Jason Baker was probably the MVP of the 1999 season. And that pretty much sums up the 1999 season in a nutshell.
by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Sep 29, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Benny Sapp was on the 2000 team
and made some semi-memorable plays in the only game I went to over several years (2000 vs. Wisconsin).
Off the field was a different story altogether.
"You think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move." -- Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Sep 29, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
In answer to your question
Khalil Hill, because on EA Sports’ College Football 200_ he was unstoppable and led me to many a national title. And whoever was the MLB in a 5-2 set-up was also a favorite, he could get me 20-30 sacks a year.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Every one who has donned the Hawk uniform, worked hard, and kept their nose clean
Should be our favorite Hawkeyes – even if they never got in for more than one play their entire.
/homered
aka Leftcoast Hawk / @thebirdcult on Twitter
"0.2... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
by The Bird Cult on Sep 29, 2010 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Excellent...
…this was the discussion I was hoping for. There really were a lot of good to excellent players on our worst teams. I miss many of them and like reading others’ memories of our less heralded players.
I’m glad no one cheated and said Bob Sanders, because, as was pointed out in the next Iowa v. PSU article, he wasn’t a starter until the end of the year… and it’s the obvious answer. Though I don’t count him as eligible (for favorites) until the 2001 season.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 30, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Kevin Kasper
Or Khalil Hill, but he played in 2001
Yes, Kevin Kasper
Game-winning TD catch (I think) by him against Michigan State, Homecoming 2000. I didnt’ go to the game, but I have very fond memories of being downtown that night. Kasper was getting a lotta love from everyone after that.
Without a doubt its Kasper
By far the most exciting player of those years
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 29, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Kampman or Kasper
Kaeding was decent as a freshman in 2000, and Ladell Betts is up there too. McCann is up there too, just because after hissyfit Tate, I learned to appreciate any quarterback player who wasn’t an absolute prima donna (just like Chandler), and I feel bad because he gets little credit. Iowa had a lot of standouts in those two years, which was weird, considering the teams were thoroughly average (although that 2001 team did finish fourth in the Big Ten).
I'm gonna give her my "D" face. Deeeee, deeee, deeee!
---Norm Parker
What I remember about Chandler
is that you could not have a fast enough receiver. The guy had a big time arm and he wanted everyone to know, even if it meant that he was overthrowing wide open receivers all day long.
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Sep 29, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Still better than
JC6 tossing darts two feet into the turf 3 yards in front of his receiver
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Or Drew Tate throwing
Darts His helmet into the turf when he got pissed.
I'm gonna give her my "D" face. Deeeee, deeee, deeee!
---Norm Parker
I was at that Purdue game in 2003
It was a disaster.
When Chandler overthrew Ochoa, who was absolutely wide open, the PA announcer said:
“Pass is incomplete. Intended for Ochoa. Coverage on the play was by nobody.” I almost laughed.
I love our announcer so, so much.
Last year, against I forget who, he “accidentally” forgot to turn off his mic during a semi-critical third down, and was heard saying “Ugh…he got it” when the Iowa defense failed to create a stop. Plus, he doesn’t do all the hyped-up shit that a lot of PA guys do.
I'm gonna give her my "D" face. Deeeee, deeee, deeee!
---Norm Parker
Yep.
This game probably doesn’t crack the top 5 of the 2003 season, much less the top 5 of the Iowa-Penn State series.
Yeah, not even close. In addition to the Michigan game (still one of my top five games ever in Kinnick), the Outback Bowl demolition, and the Minnesota massacre, 03 also had the thrilling win over Wisconsin and the FIRST WIN OVER GODDAMN IOWA STATE IN FIVE FUCKING YEARS. So, nope, a ho-hum win over a shit-awful Penn State doesn’t crack the top 5 wins of that year.
I don’t think that Ohio State game as an ass-kicking so much as it was two defenses beating each other senseless and two mediocre offenses bumbling around. If memory serves, every touchdown in that game came off special teams. And it holds a special place in my heart for being Nate Keading’s one and only touchdown in an Iowa uniform (holding be damned).
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Which made Kaeding's snub
for back-to-back Groza Awards that season all the more galling.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That still upsets me.
To deny him the consecutive awards just so they could stick to the “we’ve only had one back-to-back winner in our history” line is horseshit. He was obviously the best kicker in the country his senior year. I blame the Groza committee for Iowa’s failure at kicker since Kaeding’s departure. Assholes.
by The Mexican't on Sep 29, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
So...
…Up Next:
6-4?
Please don’t let 6-4 be higher than #5 on this list, unless it’s in an ironic sort of way.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 29, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions
How dare you disrespect the greatest game ever played
If it’s not at least in the Top 3, I’m organizing a MAN-cott.
You can’t seriously disrespect that game. Ferentz took an intentional safety to cut his lead to 2!!!
I actually loved that game (fond memories of watching it, plus the fuck you safety... brilliant)...
…but admitting to actually liking that game is like saying you dug the wing jerseys (around here). Fuck you safety FTW!
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 29, 2010 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm with Chazz
But I was just out of high school and still finding myself. Which is to say it was a pretty foggy time in my life.
by PackerHawk on Sep 29, 2010 6:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You said "I'm with Chazz"...
…so your opinion is invalid.
[I keed. Sort of. No, no, I do keed. Sort of.]
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 30, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
also a fav of mine
This was in the days before PSU decided they hated our guts for having the nerve to be better than them and they were nice. Some guys drinking martinis in matching blue glasses stopped us after the game: “it’s bad enough that you had to beat us but did you have to also score our points for us?” Than they went on about how that they could have won if the QB (forget his name) could pass to himself. We had a great time with them!
by GMcNhawkeye on Sep 29, 2010 3:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
6-4 was the greatest game ever
Key game in a Big Ten championship year and super emotional with Kirk’s father passing away that week.
Iowa was never really in the Ohio State game in 2003. The offense had about as much success against the Buckeye D that D as Ball State did last weekend.
The first time I ever got banned on an Iowa message board (first of many) was after this Penn State game when I got into an argument with one of the admins about how crappy I thought Nate Chandler was. I had a huge hard-on for that guy. I feel really bad about it now seeing as how he led the Hawks to a Top 10 finish and all. It must have been murder following in the shoes of Brad Banks.
INCORRECT, Correct
Coming into the game, Iowa was 5-2, but licking their wounds after a 19-10 ass-kicking (yes it was) by the Buckeyes.
I have seen plenty of OSU ass-kickings of Iowa. I have known and felt plenty of OSU ass-kickings of Iowa. That 2003 game, sir, was no ass-kicking.
That was a tight ballgame in which the OSU offense did almost nothing. OSU scored on a punt return by Jenkins and on a blocked punt, I believe. Certainly the OSU defense stymied the Hawkeyes, but the Hawkeye D was dominant as well. Iowa had a chance to tie the game in the 4th quarter but those hopes ended when a shotgun snap went sailing over Chandler’s (!) head and resulted in a game-clinching safety to make it 19-10.
Ass-kicking, my ass, Jacobi.
by H I McDonnough on Sep 29, 2010 12:41 PM CDT reply actions
The Iowa offense wasn't exactly spectacular either though
the only touchdown Iowa scored was by Kaeding on a fake field goal
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Sep 29, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Totally my reaction.
How the fuck you you airmail a shotgun snap to a quarterback that is 8 feet tall?!?!
by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Sep 29, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Define ass kicking.
Ohio State’s defense kicked Iowa’s Offenses ass.
Iowa’s defense kicked Ohio State’s offenses ass.
Ohio state won the special teams battle.
They've had 10 wins
it just takes them more than one season to get there
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 29, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
WIN
aka Leftcoast Hawk / @thebirdcult on Twitter
"0.2... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
by The Bird Cult on Sep 29, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
This
Was my exact same reaction. I had to honestly think for a moment, because I was at the Iowa-MN game that year and it was no contest. But yeah, they had 10 that year. Feels weird to even write that.
He embiggened that role with his cromulent performance.
by lo-hi-hawkeye on Sep 29, 2010 1:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i felt dirty just reading it
10 win minne… i think im gonna call it “1o win minne” i just looks more right to the eyes…
fightin for president stanzi's fightin americanzis since his first 13 yards charge - syracuse '07
by metcalfrhymeswithblodbath on Sep 29, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember being impressed Minny had that many wins
when we played them and, at the same time, having absolutely no fear of the Gophers that year.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Scott/Nathan?
Did you link to Scott Chandler’s page to get back at the DI with numerous stories about Scott Chandler and then showing Nathan Chandler’s headshot back in 06? Or is the Chandler family just difficult to keep straight?
Goddammit.
All white people look alike. Fixing…
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Sep 29, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This year's game will go down in history
much like this game. No trajectory change. Sizeable Iowa win. PSU first downs. Stuff like that…
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Yes
Although I’m starting to get worried that I’m not worried.
by PackerHawk on Sep 29, 2010 6:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That’s ok. I’m worried. I’m always worried. The last time I wasn’t worried Iowa was up on jNW 10-0 with Richard facing up the jNW DE in his own end zone. I vowed to never not be worried again.
I need to worry
The only game in the past few years that I really let my swagger shine was Arizona. I was calling Hawks by at least 10 in a game that wouldn’t even be as close as the score all week. So now how I really feel is irrelevant, I am scared because its good for us.
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Sep 30, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
This.
Plus it feels better to win when you were worried. Winning when you expect it feels good sometimes (I personally wouldn’t know, cause I’m always worried), but it doesn’t have the cache of beating someone that you thought might win.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 30, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
this was my first, and only, game I've seen Penn State @ Historic Kinnick.
I thought this was the LAST game I would have the chance to see JoPa in person. Iowa held psu to less than 100 yds rushing, as I recall. Good seats, decent weather. I have a photo of the old south endzone scoreboard, i’ll see if i can find it.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
I believe this is the game my friends and I spent yelling at JoePa to get off the damn field.
He kept wandering past the coaching area on the sideline to jabber at officials or his players or possibly just the voices in his head.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

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