The Hawkeye Bitchmade Anthology 2010: Volume 1 - Austen Arnaud
Bitchmaking is back, ladies and gentlemen, and the first installment of 2010 is a familiar face. Let's first take a moment to remember how it all started back in 2009:
Yeah, I spelled his name wrong, but who really gives a shit?
Now it's a brand new year and we've got brand new theme music, but result sure looks the same. Without further ado, I give you Volume 1 of the 2010 Hawkeye Bitchmade Anthology.
And once again, his name is Austen Arnaud:
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Good theme music
but please bring back the sound of the vault closing when “Bitchmade” appears. It makes the finale just so… final.
by KinnickNorthHawk on Sep 28, 2010 3:05 PM CDT reply actions
Glad the Bitchmade Anthology is back
Probably my favorite series from last year
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Jesus, I forgot how bad some of Arnaud's passes were in 2009.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
frightening to think he actually played better in 2010
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck."
―Obi-Wan Kenobi
by The Bacon Explosion on Sep 28, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm giggling like a schoolgirl listening to the theme music
I didn’t think you could improve on last year’s. You did. LOL
aka Leftcoast Hawk / @thebirdcult on Twitter
"0.2... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 28, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
O To Stay Out of These Videos?
Detestable life
now difficult
and then easy
Our defense can still grow to become excellent.
It's the first/last movements of "Carmina Burana"
by Carl Orff, the same guy who gave us those instruments from music class.

by Third Generation Hawk on Sep 28, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
The first one is the oh-so-cliche music from "Requiem for a Dream" composed by Clint Mansell, if memory serves.
The second is “O Fortuna” from Carmina Burana. But I think that’s been fairly covered. But what hasn’t been is that the words to the entire opera are from a Medieval collection of Latin poems.
I'm gonna give her my "D" face. Deeeee, deeee, deeee!
---Norm Parker
Brilliant, as always.
But I do have a quibble with the music. The Philip Glass piece you used last year sounds much more like the pain and suffering undoubtedly going through his little bitchmade mind. O Fortuna is just too nice at the end.
Excellent ...
I was watching this and my son walks up and says, “I’m sorry, but Iowa State is not very good.” The Hawkeye force is strong in this padawan.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 28, 2010 6:36 PM CDT reply actions
You told him that he doesn't have to be sorry for that, right?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 28, 2010 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
He's a polite boy ...
who calls his sisters “fucker” when he thinks I can’t hear.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 28, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
He obviously wishes he was a Hawkeye with how much he throws to the black and gold.
"Your shit's weak! Shit's weak!"

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