The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 4

Another week, another half point loss.  Something tells me those oddsmaker bastards know what they're doing.

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Last week's poll results were clear.  We think Minnesota sucks.  And fair enough.  Any reasonable person would draw the same conclusion.  Unfortunately, USC isn't exactly a powerhouse this year either.  They did have an 18 point lead halfway through the 4th quarter.......but the game isn't over until the bookies say so.  A meaningless touchdown with 16 fucking seconds left sealed the fate of thousands of gamblers across the land.  Coincidence?  Horseshit.  Enjoy your new Ferrari, Lane Kiffin. 

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I realize this isn't Lane Kiffin.  It still feels appropriate, though.

 

But hey, let's shake off last week's loss and focus on this weekend's cupcastic Big Ten schedule.  There's not a whole lot to say here, really.  Can the big boys roll or is this a week of moral victories for the MAC?  I'm not going to tell you who I like so as not to taint the vote.  Control group, bitches.  I'm a motherfucking scientist.

Let's get a win here, shall we?

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