Man, That's A Good Player: Offense (Sponsored Post)
This post is sponsored by RO*TEL.
As our longtime readers well know, we've got a soft spot in our hearts here for Ro*Tel; who can forget the ubiquitous dancing chiles and tomatoes on a canvas of queso during nearly every TV timeout on the Big Ten Network? Ah, but that devotion has made Ro*Tel synonymous with the Big Ten, and so when we found out that Ro*Tel is holding a sweepstakes with a grand prize of 52 weeks of groceries and a trip to any college football game of your choice (even bowl games, which, look out Little Caesar's Pizza Pizza Bowl Bowl!) and wanted our help getting the word out, well, how could we say no?
The name of the game here, the theme, the big todo, is "Man, That's A Good Player," devoted to a certain player that has exceeded expectations thus far. We're doing two posts, one for offense, and one for defense. Now, coming off a loss like Iowa-Arizona, finding someone upon which to heap laudatory praise is a bit of a challenge; whenever there's a close loss riddled with individual error, after all, any number of guys can be accused of "losing the damn game for us," whether it's fair or not (hint: it's not).
But even with that black cloud hanging over the program's head, we must admit that Allen Reisner has, not so surprisingly, stepped right into Tony Moeaki's role as a complete tight end. Reisner is a redshirt senior now, and he's a vastly improved blocker from years past. He's also averaging 3 catches for 44 yards per game, with one very slick touchdown catch against Iowa State.
But most of all, Reisner embodies the spirit of the Iowa football program. He was the last member of the 2006 recruiting class to receive an offer, and he didn't do a whole lot during his first couple years on campus as the coaching staff molded him into a complete football player. He's now on pace for 39 catches, 592 yards, and 4 TDs on the season, and while that doesn't sound earth-shattering, that'd be the best season for a tight end in Iowa's TE-friendly offense since Scott Chandler in 2006--and before that, Dallas Clark in '02.
So here's to you, Mr. Reisner. You are the queso that holds this hodgepodge of diced chiles, diced tomatoes, and sundry spices together, and man, that's good.
Oh, and for real, readers: join Ro*Tel's sweepstakes. You'd be a horrible Big Ten fan not to.
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I just want to say
that I respect the way you clearly announce a sponsored post. I don’t mind advertisement, I just don’t like being deceived. Makes me appreciate this blog and RO*TEL mother f—-ing chilis that much more. Now someone pass me the velveeta i’m tweaking out here.
by IDontUnderStanzi on Sep 24, 2010 10:22 AM CDT reply actions
A good amount of credit goes to SBN for that.
I’m not going to say that we would ever be deceptive about our funding or sponsors, because that’s personally abhorrent to all of us at BHGP too, but it’s very nice to have a parent company that has a sane approach to sponsorships and open disclosures network-wide.
Is it okay if I pass your comment onto our home office?
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Sep 25, 2010 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Done and done
If I win, Sola Bowl, presented by INKON, here I come!
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 24, 2010 10:23 AM CDT reply actions
Why would you want to watch Iowa State?
Who are they going to play? Minnesota? Oh right. It has to be a team with at least 6 wins…
fPurdue? They should be eligible.
Maybe I spoke too soon. What a great matchup! Our most hated rival against little brother. INKON Sola Bowl here we come!
by KinnickNorthHawk on Sep 24, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Nitpicking
He’s never redshirted. But in any event, yes he has been solid this year, which I’m really not surprised at all about. I thought he played very well the last couple years in the limited time he was called on (definitely not better than Tony Mo, but he did show some flashes).
I think it is rigged
My chip also went wide right.
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
Rigged, yes of course
but mine went wide left.
by KinnickNorthHawk on Sep 24, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I am eating Ro*Tel and Velveeta now
If I only had Wolfe Brand Chili, my life would be complete.
Oh man, I should not have mentioned the chili since this is a sponsored post.
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
I would ordinarily object to a sponsored post...
….if not for the fact that Ro-Tel cooked-up with Velveeta and placed on a chip is heaven itself.
I will give credit where credit is due: Ro-Tel is a quality product. Velveeta is a quality product, considering. Chips are quality products. Reisner is a quality product.
This thread is full of WIN. Still need to try Wolfe (or is it Wolf?) Chili, though. Is it any good?
"If you want to become a man--come to Iowa" All American IOWA LB PAT ANGERER, whose best friend is a dog.
I don't know. They don't have it in the stores up here in the Pacific NW
I have just seen Ro*Tel this year in the grocery store. I was pleasantly surprised when i tried it.
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
I don't want to get into a discussion of the merits or ethics of sponsored posts or anything...
But I will point out that whenever we’ve done it, we’ve always made it very, very clear so if you want to ignore ‘em, you’re more than free to do so.
The only stealth advertising we do is for Jeremiah Weed’s Sweet Tea Vodka.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm fine with the advertising if it helps you guys pay the bills
aka Leftcoast Hawk / @thebirdcult on Twitter
"0.2... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
by The Bird Cult on Sep 24, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got no beef with it
I pretty much just look past it to be honest. Not to mention, it’s not like bringing Ro-tel to my attention is throwing some new product in my face. Proceed as necessary, BHGP!
Sweet Tea Vodka
Based on the podcasts, that’s hardly stealth.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 25, 2010 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, we never claimed to be ninjas.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
In the spirit of all things Rotel I wanted to add my favorite Rotel recipe.
Warning: This is hot stuff.
1 can Hot Rotel
1 lb Neese’s Hot Sausage (I am down south, so you may not have Neese’s brand sausage, Jimmy Dean has a hot sausage that works as well)
2 – 8 oz packages of cream cheese ( I use Neufchatel cream cheese, tastes the same 1/3 less bad stuff)
Corn Chips(whatever you like)
Brown the sausage, drain fat, pat sausage dry with paper towel. Point here is to get as much of the fat out as possible. Add the cheese and the Rotel and get everything heated up and mixed. Your done. Again, if you like it spicy this is your dip. I have used turkey sausage as well, in case you have someone in your family that doesn’t need their arteries 99 % clogged in one afternoon. I swear by this stuff and it blows the Velveeta stuff out of the bowl.
No, gone blame it dang varmits!
Why can't I think of any Ted DiBiase quotes? What is wrong with me?
How do you ask a man to be the first man to commit to Temple? How do you ask a man to be the first man to play for a lost cause?
Well, do you really want to know what's wrong with you? ;)
aka Leftcoast Hawk / @thebirdcult on Twitter
"0.2... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
by The Bird Cult on Sep 24, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Sure. Why not?
How do you ask a man to be the first man to commit to Temple? How do you ask a man to be the first man to play for a lost cause?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 24, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions

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